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[08:08:30] h4 !bang

[08:08:32] h4 !reload

[08:08:35] h4 !bang

[08:08:36] h4 !bang

[08:08:43] h4 !shop 14 Neo_Nemesis

[08:10:28] h4 oh that's a thing again

[08:10:33] h4 i might

[08:12:04] h4 no clue

[08:12:13] h4 never done one to the end

[08:12:19] h4 i keep forgetting about it

[08:12:24] h4 life gets in the way i guess

[08:14:26] h4 first one looks simple

[08:14:27] h4 rust

[08:14:34] h4 and if that fails

[08:14:34] h4 C

[08:14:35] h4 :D

[08:14:45] h4 and should that fail

[08:14:46] h4 python

[08:16:12] h4 moin Mikoolo

[08:16:33] h4 it's still snowing here!

[08:16:42] h4 .w

[08:16:45] h4 .w kiel

[08:17:15] h4 but it should stop today

[08:17:18] h4 instead it gets colder

[08:17:52] h4 no

[08:17:55] h4 bad for crops

[08:18:26] h4 not right now though

[08:19:18] h4 it's my fallback

[08:19:19] h4 :D

[08:19:27] h4 if all else fails, I just whip out the python

[08:19:59] h4 oh they need to be trimmed

[08:20:29] h4 of the hair

[08:20:31] h4 ye

[08:26:08] h4 Sander da bist du ja wieder

[08:26:16] h4 kannste mich jetzt stattdessen kicken?

[08:26:22] h4 oder was hat der ComputerDödel geändert?

[08:26:45] h4 Sander .k h4 mal

[08:27:03] h4 also auch ne Trophäe :/

[08:27:20] h4 wie ein Tiger ohne Krallen

[08:29:03] h4 lol

[08:29:28] h4 .t de da Flugzeug

[08:29:53] h4 Sander Scheitern ist seine Kernkompetenz

[08:30:49] h4 nice

[08:30:50] h4 :D

[08:31:15] h4 .t de da Kaffee schlürfen

[08:31:35] h4 coffee has to be consumed black

[08:31:38] h4 no sugar, no milk

[08:31:39] h4 none of that crap

[08:32:31] h4 tut er

[08:32:45] h4 wenn du richtig schlechtes Deutsch schreibst, scheitert der Bot

[08:53:25] h4 you have not seen mikoolo

[08:54:00] h4 he is the sanest of them all

[08:54:03] h4 !bang

[08:54:29] h4 !reload

[10:22:03] h4 !bang

[10:51:21] h4 !bang

[10:51:26] h4 BOOOOOM!

[10:51:41] h4 pew pew pew

[11:35:01] h4 !shop 16 ghostnode

[14:52:18] h4 Ahmad

[14:52:22] h4 TopixxeR?

[15:22:01] h4 oh wow

[15:22:03] h4 Topaz active in here

[15:22:07] h4 nice

[15:50:45] h4 Topaz dann halt nicht

[15:50:49] h4 Rudolph today?

[15:51:00] h4 not a lot actually

[15:51:17] h4 i don't wanna sound like ComputerTech so I omit the fact that i coded today

[15:51:36] h4 who?

[15:51:50] h4 waaait a minute

[15:51:54] h4 you are from south africa

[15:52:04] h4 and call german "jungle bunny"?

[15:55:09] h4 i took a nap

[15:55:17] h4 does that count?

[15:55:25] h4 i also played guitar

[15:55:34] h4 observed snow falling

[15:55:55] h4 i doubt it

[15:56:01] h4 except

[15:56:07] h4 if she does coke

[15:56:46] h4 lol

[15:56:52] h4 but deadly is based

[15:56:58] h4 she will soon find out how based he is

[15:57:03] h4 yes

[15:57:09] h4 it's his christmas nick

[15:57:09] h4 :D

[15:57:39] h4 that's ComputerTech

[15:57:44] h4 because all alcoholics get red noses when they age

[15:58:13] h4 foxy well you can never rule that out

[15:58:20] h4 on a related note

[15:58:21] h4 who is KnownSyntax?

[15:58:38] h4 oh disgusting

[15:58:56] h4 you don't even get near women miko

[15:59:09] h4 stop talking about the weird fetish porn you are watching

[15:59:30] h4 .quote add <&Rudolph> And I give women oral pleasure during their period.

[15:59:31] h4 yuck

[15:59:44] h4 no

[15:59:50] h4 this way people can come up with their own origin story

[15:59:53] h4 exactly

[15:59:53] h4 :D

[15:59:59] h4 a bit?

[16:00:12] h4 another job well done

[16:00:55] h4 don't worry Topaz

[16:01:00] h4 he does not come near females

[16:01:06] h4 it is unlikely to happen anyways

[16:02:10] h4 lol

[16:02:41] h4 oof

[16:03:00] h4 shouldn't you have adjusted by now?

[16:06:55] h4 did you just try to diss Fensta?

[16:07:08] h4 he will attack you with tasteless food

[16:07:43] h4 (x) doubt

[16:08:01] h4 last weekend

[16:08:02] h4 lol

[16:15:08] h4 i don't know

[16:15:14] h4 apfelstrudl sounds like empty calories to me

[16:15:18] h4 she will just make me chubby

[16:15:19] h4 hi Hotties

[16:15:37] h4 then all the others will call me fatso

[16:15:41] h4 at chubby mcchubster

[16:15:43] h4 *and

[16:15:53] h4 sorry, can't have it

[16:16:11] h4 next thing you know whales will find themselves attracted to me

[16:17:37] h4 foxy but I think it's just curiosity

[16:17:39] h4 at this point

[16:17:56] h4 you what?

[16:17:58] h4 pff

[16:17:59] h4 brits

[16:18:05] h4 eww, it has taste

[16:18:07] h4 away with it!!

[16:18:31] h4 what's that weird stuff happening in my mouth while eating?

[16:18:34] h4 I don't like it!

[16:18:40] h4 you disgust me, brit!

[16:18:51] h4 i'm sorry...my racism got the btter of me again

[16:19:00] h4 KnownSyntax who isn't?

[16:19:22] h4 KnownSyntax and you can already read and write

[16:19:24] h4 impressive

[16:19:40] h4 hey now

[16:19:46] h4 he speaks better english than tors

[16:20:12] h4 o/

[16:20:15] h4 so foxy

[16:20:23] h4 is that just someone who previously had a different nick?

[16:20:28] h4 or where does ComputerTech find these old friends of his?

[16:20:44] h4 foxy because most two year olds don't try to insult you 24/7

[16:20:57] h4 straight to being a trophy SOP that one

[16:21:18] h4 he got a chip on his shoulder? :D

[16:23:06] h4 bottle of water?

[16:23:17] h4 alright miko

[16:23:20] h4 we all hate the RDR2 micah :D

[16:23:48] h4 kick?

[16:24:00] h4 i mean that was a horrible joke

[16:24:12] h4 you kick him

[16:24:49] h4 Fensta such a downer

[16:24:54] h4 you should eat something with flavour Fensta

[16:25:05] h4 i imagine britain to be mostly in black and white

[16:25:09] h4 everything is dull, depressing

[16:25:24] h4 colsmith, no, sorry

[16:26:37] h4 we should just occupy the brits again

[16:26:47] h4 instead of just shooting rockets at you

[16:26:48] h4 we will invade

[16:26:52] h4 and henceforth

[16:26:55] h4 you shall have sauerkraut every day

[16:27:18] h4 cold sauerkraut, warm sauerkraut

[16:27:20] h4 yummy!!

[16:28:20] h4 have a proper beer to wash down the Kraut

[16:28:32] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[16:28:38] h4 stop just interrupting every time

[16:29:36] h4 well at least he can still reach his ass

[16:29:45] h4 don't be sad ComputerTech

[16:29:47] h4 i did not mean to be rude

[16:30:10] h4 Fensta did not like the flavour?

[16:30:18] h4 did you try to talk to the manager about it?

[16:30:27] h4 why is there taste on my chicken!?

[16:30:49] h4 ye

[16:30:52] h4 but so is mcdonalds

[16:30:54] h4 and burger king

[16:32:04] h4 oh god

[16:32:08] h4 salam aleykum Ahmad

[16:32:53] h4 Fensta you act like fast food from a different chain is any healthier

[16:33:05] h4 i mean you, as a brit, don't expect any taste

[16:33:49] h4 that would explain your teeth

[16:34:05] h4 :D

[16:34:11] h4 am I that predictable?

[16:34:19] h4 oh yeah

[16:34:53] h4 i bet all of you who regularly eat fast food

[16:34:55] h4 are chonkers

[16:35:09] h4 i like that quote ComputerTech

[16:35:15] h4 makes me come over as an utter cunt

[16:35:19] h4 full of racism towards non-germans

[16:35:45] h4 but why kfc?

[16:35:51] h4 i get ordering from a restaurant

[16:35:55] h4 but that fast food garbage

[16:35:58] h4 i just can't eat it

[16:36:02] h4 !bang

[16:36:07] h4 rip wof

[16:36:16] h4 don't say gravy ysalamiri!

[16:36:19] h4 this is a trigger

[16:36:42] h4 can't say

[16:36:47] h4 you might witness :D

[16:37:04] h4 mud

[16:37:09] h4 sounds like british summer

[16:37:38] h4 ComputerTech #809 grossed out topaz

[16:37:40] h4 so she left

[16:38:02] h4 stop it Fensta

[16:38:11] h4 he enjoys Sauerkraut now

[16:38:42] h4 ComputerTech wow?

[16:38:54] h4 .quote read 808

[16:39:20] h4 he did

[16:39:24] h4 i specifically joined his channel

[16:39:26] h4 so he can do it

[16:39:53] h4 ysalamiri we don't even have to go there to know it's a shitehole

[16:40:40] h4 ysalamiri it beats living in the US i guess

[16:40:58] h4 fuck germans

[16:41:32] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for spreading lies

[16:41:56] h4 hey!

[16:41:57] h4 bad!

[16:42:06] h4 !!

[16:42:11] h4 would you stop doing that?

[16:42:32] h4 yes ysalamiri

[16:42:39] h4 he deserves it

[16:42:41] h4 and he knows it

[16:42:43] h4 thx foxy

[16:42:45] h4 good looking out o/

[16:43:07] h4 never

[16:43:17] h4 fuck your christian consumer holiday

[16:43:45] h4 End3r wdym by radar?

[16:44:09] h4 oh

[16:44:19] h4 probably not

[16:44:29] h4 just use some qtwebengine, load windy.com

[16:44:33] h4 and enjoy :D

[16:45:17] h4 .steam

[16:45:23] h4 good job vimun deus

[16:45:25] h4 that is a decent game

[16:46:01] h4 the movies?

[16:46:13] h4 because there are a shit load of shows about them

[16:47:53] h4 ComputerTech btw

[16:48:02] h4 i think that wasn't my first quote where i said fuck germans or fuck germany

[16:48:07] h4 .quote search german

[16:48:12] h4 .quote read 704

[16:48:15] h4 ha

[16:48:16] h4 gay

[16:48:22] h4 .quote read 670

[16:48:27] h4 .quote read 620

[16:48:36] h4 .quote read 550

[16:48:45] h4 oh look, imbeciles talking to each other :D

[16:48:49] h4 .quote read 421

[16:48:57] h4 .quote read 436

[16:49:11] h4 hey hey hey !

[16:49:16] h4 no jokes about Angie

[16:49:20] h4 okay?

[16:49:24] h4 ANGELa

[16:49:26] h4 there is ANGEL in her name

[16:49:29] h4 for good reason!

[16:49:45] h4 we don't laugh about cameron and his pigfarm

[16:49:48] h4 or boris johnson

[16:49:54] h4 ok fair, we do :D

[16:49:57] h4 but still

[16:50:25] h4 pff

[16:50:26] h4 british to me

[16:51:07] h4 don't make me bring up tony blair and the weapons of mass destruction the MI6 found in iraq

[16:51:20] h4 who were described as the things in some movie whose name i don't recall

[16:51:24] h4 something with nicolas cage

[16:51:32] h4 using glass beads or whatever

[16:52:04] h4 hold on, gotta drop a bomb

[16:58:59] h4 oh god

[16:59:01] h4 bon jovi

[16:59:04] h4 is this really necessary?

[16:59:05] h4 !bang

[16:59:06] h4 !bang

[17:00:03] h4 this one'S for you phish

[17:00:06] h4 .yt last christmas

[17:00:26] h4 what parties are you attending?

[17:00:28] h4 jfc

[17:00:43] h4 getting wasted with your parents while listening to bon jovi is not a party ComputerTech

[17:01:06] h4 says me

[17:01:23] h4 omg

[17:01:27] h4 another one from new jersey?

[17:01:31] h4 i can't do this again

[17:01:56] h4 but new jersey

[17:02:55] h4 didn't run very far

[17:02:57] h4 don't worry

[17:03:02] h4 the one you tried to poke won't be able to catch you

[17:03:04] h4 just run uphill

[17:04:04] h4 welcome to #alcoholics

[17:04:16] h4 today's head of alcoholics is: ComputerDrunk

[17:04:32] h4 Hello, my name is ComputerTech, I'm 21 years old and I'm an alcoholic

[17:04:35] h4 hello ComputerTech

[17:04:56] h4 dude

[17:04:57] h4 for real

[17:05:01] h4 perl is great

[17:05:15] h4 right

[17:05:17] h4 Mr. Tickle

[17:05:32] h4 just saying

[17:05:42] h4 someone who writes stuff in Tcl and Python

[17:05:47] h4 should not rant about Perl

[17:06:05] h4 does it matter?

[17:06:12] h4 oh wait

[17:06:15] h4 in your case it does

[17:06:23] h4 excessive alcohol consumation

[17:06:27] h4 you probably forgot most of it

[17:06:32] h4 *consumption

[17:07:46] h4 ye

[17:07:57] h4 lets not be too hard on ComputerTech

[17:08:07] h4 he hates perl without having written a single line of code in perl

[17:08:12] h4 clearly he knows what he's talking about

[17:08:28] h4 a hello world

[17:08:29] h4 :D

[17:08:40] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for comparing perl to tcl

[17:08:48] h4 and you failed at itß

[17:08:50] h4 ?

[17:08:58] h4 hmm

[17:09:39] h4 i haven't touched perl for three years now :O

[17:09:51] h4 but then again i wasn't very much into it in the first place

[17:10:11] h4 same

[17:10:29] h4 please mr tcl fullstack developer

[17:10:31] h4 speak when spoken to

[17:11:07] h4 i haven't touched rust for months and needed ten minutes to even get back into the syntax lol

[17:11:57] h4 well ComputerTech got promoted in #gaychat after all

[17:12:33] h4 they probably thought

[17:12:41] h4 hey this kid's not gay...but he sure is a faggot, lets promote him

[17:13:22] h4 they seem happy in there

[17:13:33] h4 despite ComputerTech being around

[17:13:37] h4 no offense

[17:13:48] h4 oh btw ComputerTech

[17:13:50] h4 login asked

[17:13:56] h4 are you participating in advent of code?

[17:14:06] h4 the first day is trivially easy

[17:14:19] h4 although it seems you have to sign in to participate

[17:14:45] h4 preoccupied with all the elite* stuff? :D

[17:15:08] h4 i seem to have earned some sort of reputation around here

[17:15:17] h4 I get the feeling that people even like me

[17:15:25] h4 that is absolutely not ok

[17:15:40] h4 same

[17:15:47] h4 to me you are all inferior

[17:16:35] h4 yes

[17:16:41] h4 except MAGIC and n0s3y|afk ofc

[17:16:57] h4 having to see you every day is rude too

[17:17:00] h4 still i bear it

[17:17:15] h4 phish and me agree on certain things

[17:17:19] h4 that should be more than sufficient

[17:17:53] h4 gonna have to ask my parents about a twin

[17:17:57] h4 they lost to the US

[17:18:23] h4 but the only other kid that spent days with my family

[17:18:26] h4 was some kid from east germany

[17:18:31] h4 whose mother was a single mom and had to work

[17:18:37] h4 so my mom watched her kid

[17:18:41] h4 he was kinda limited in his head

[17:18:43] h4 talked funny

[17:18:57] h4 but seemed good natured

[17:19:23] h4 login spoken like a true unemployed person

[17:19:32] h4 phish we would not let him near animals

[17:19:57] h4 and we are all from different timezones

[17:20:09] h4 we should let ComputerTech write the leaderboard in flask

[17:20:32] h4 we just go in /r/dailyprogrammer and do all the old challenges :D

[17:20:36] h4 only easy ones ofc

[17:20:45] h4 we don't want to break a sweat

[17:20:54] h4 and we are doing it all in Perl

[17:21:31] h4 apart from ComputerTech

[17:21:37] h4 he has to do them call in C99

[17:21:47] h4 login no clue

[17:21:52] h4 i think they moved back to the east

[17:22:01] h4 he is probably unemployed now

[17:22:22] h4 no idea

[17:22:29] h4 but i suppose so

[17:22:45] h4 also not childhood friend

[17:22:48] h4 he was merely around

[17:22:53] h4 and kids are kids

[17:22:58] h4 but can't really call that a friendship

[17:23:23] h4 he may be hunting muslims in recreational parks in east germany

[17:23:25] h4 it's east germany after all

[17:23:52] h4 and since he seemed very limited, he probably never picked up any worthwhile skill

[17:24:00] h4 and without anything to be proud of

[17:24:09] h4 he probably defaults to patriotism

[17:24:36] h4 no that's a thing here too sadly

[17:24:57] h4 idiots using sports events to fuck up cities

[17:25:26] h4 übelst der Hurensohn

[17:25:30] h4 .k deady major cunt

[17:25:34] h4 .k deadly major cunt

[17:25:51] h4 like your set of teeth

[17:26:15] h4 not blonde

[17:28:09] h4 !bang

[17:28:50] h4 has TheFatherMind kicked the bucket?

[17:28:53] h4 or is his script broken?

[17:35:17] h4 Number1Stunna oof LOL

[17:35:23] h4 he really let himself go too

[17:35:34] h4 but i'm glad he found pride in germany (?)

[17:35:37] h4 or the white race

[17:36:19] h4 perhaps his granpa had a german shepherd

[17:38:23] h4 .yt johnny burkhardt sieg heil

[17:45:43] h4 .u geezer

[18:55:46] h4 .w

[18:56:25] h4 darth_tux you have to perform a dance

[18:56:29] h4 like raindance, if you want rain

[18:56:48] h4 i always set my weather like this

[18:56:50] h4 oh

[18:56:58] h4 why are you banned already ComputerTech?

[18:57:05] h4 look at that steaming dunghill

[18:57:11] h4 get some winter!

[18:57:14] h4 .w kiel

[18:57:19] h4 and ~30cm snow

[18:57:23] h4 over the last day

[18:57:25] h4 really great

[18:57:29] h4 ofc

[18:57:35] h4 $in 8h wb ComputerTech

[18:58:02] h4 Blubberkasten

[18:58:04] h4 du klingst deutsch

[18:58:06] h4 wieso?

[19:00:08] h4 darth_tux no

[19:00:18] h4 you mean like a red and a yellow card?

[19:00:42] h4 that sounds too american for my liking

[19:00:58] h4 we europeans collect stamps

[19:01:19] h4 but only the older ones among us

[19:01:22] h4 so everything >70

[19:01:45] h4 i actually don't know any 70+ european in here :/

[19:02:06] h4 the only old dude in here is audi (i think he is 73)

[19:02:08] h4 but he is american

[19:19:41] h4 TheFatherMind thought you were on vacation

[19:19:56] h4 Number1Stunna provided this photo you sent him from vacation: https://cumtown.org/submission_images/ce5fb84451ee89d8343071c7b218fc5f5d82374cf726bd9f2d497ba65c55ab9a.jpg

[19:19:59] h4 or so he said

[19:20:53] h4 deadly i owe you nothing

[19:21:13] h4 first you have to suffer for all the pain, death and destruction the british empire has brought upon the world

[19:21:17] h4 then we can discuss nazis

[19:21:51] h4 Number1Stunna sent it :D

[19:21:54] h4 credit is all his

[19:22:00] h4 you really let yourself go dude

[19:22:31] h4 at least your wife stayed more or less the same

[19:43:16] h4 yeah that's login for you

[19:44:34] h4 asians have telephones?

[19:44:42] h4 crazy how much they have advanced

[19:46:17] h4 TheFatherMind do you often ask asians for their phone number?

[19:47:03] h4 Number1Stunna he made a lot of hairless friends

[19:47:13] h4 also learned some new tricks with his right arm

[19:47:28] h4 TheFatherMind you got your wife at an auction?

[19:47:41] h4 i gave you credit though

[19:48:02] h4 not in the picture thuogh

[19:48:06] h4 *though

[19:48:17] h4 in the picture you look like your dream got shattered in may 45

[19:52:46] h4 heart breaking really

[19:52:56] h4 usually they add that they don't suspect foul play

[19:53:01] h4 they must suspect it in this case :(

[19:53:05] h4 why send it?

[19:54:16] h4 thüringen is far away from here

[19:55:06] h4 you armed your daughters?

[19:55:24] h4 my brother in law wants to encourages his daughters to learn krav maga

[19:55:40] h4 but still

[19:55:52] h4 a 160cm 13 year old girl is probably still not really a match for a grown man

[19:56:20] h4 true

[19:56:54] h4 TheFatherMind yeah usually kids are not armed with knifes here

[19:57:01] h4 and i'm quite happy about that

[19:57:23] h4 TheFatherMind pokémon go

[19:57:32] h4 you wouldn't belive the kind of pokémon that spawn in my van

[19:57:42] h4 downside though: it attracts old fuckers

[19:57:46] h4 that refuse to leave the van again

[19:57:54] h4 until they catch the damn thing

[19:59:12] h4 a bit up north from here there have been attempts by 1 or 2 grown men trying to lure kids to a white van

[19:59:27] h4 luckily they have not succeeded

[20:00:36] h4 teaching kids not to trust strangers is a good thing

[20:01:03] h4 i was shown a book as a kid about a guy who lured kids into his van with the promise of showing them cute bunnies

[20:01:11] h4 in the end the police arrived before the kid came to any harm

[20:01:18] h4 but that was something that really stayed in my memory

[20:01:22] h4 to this day

[20:01:30] h4 i never had any situation like this though

[20:01:38] h4 my sister once had and she and her friend just ran away

[20:02:25] h4 to prepare you for desert storm?

[20:02:52] h4 good job

[20:03:01] h4 but not petty criminals

[20:03:04] h4 proper ones

[20:03:05] h4 right?

[20:03:42] h4 irish666 well that's still one too many

[20:04:28] h4 especially the blasphemers

[20:07:25] h4 oh i know those

[20:07:59] h4 yes

[20:08:01] h4 we got those too

[20:08:01] h4 !bang

[20:08:03] h4 !bang

[20:08:05] h4 !reload

[20:08:09] h4 thx for the assist TheFatherMind

[20:08:26] h4 kann ich nur so zurückgeben

[20:22:30] h4 you guys are gonna get your asses kicked if you do that again

[20:23:08] h4 .k TheFatherMind

[20:23:16] h4 ComputerTech

[20:23:18] h4 kick yourself

[20:23:19] h4 !

[20:23:24] h4 very well

[20:23:27] h4 thank you

[20:25:03] h4 hmm

[20:25:08] h4 is thefathermind banned?

[20:25:13] h4 or is he bitchy now?

[20:26:00] h4 lol

[20:26:41] h4 oh i agree

[20:26:43] h4 kuro is way creepier

[20:26:54] h4 thefathermind is just ... very weird

[20:32:57] h4 .quote search a room

[20:33:01] h4 .quote read 394

[20:33:39] h4 <~ComputerTech> fuck no, she'll bite my hand off

[20:33:42] h4 now why would she wanna do that?

[20:34:49] h4 i suppose at some point everything tastes like chicken

[22:30:53] h4 that was horrific

[22:31:13] h4 suddenly you got women

[22:31:15] h4 with a flat ass

[22:31:17] h4 trying to twerk

[22:31:49] h4 okay boomer

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