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[08:14:52] h4 :D

[08:15:05] h4 poor Topaz

[08:15:09] h4 you really shocked her Rudolph

[08:15:54] h4 does she fall asleep now like a bird?

[08:16:46] h4 well

[08:16:48] h4 .quote read 809

[08:17:02] h4 can you blame her? .d

[08:17:04] h4 :D

[08:17:23] h4 hmm

[08:17:27] h4 I don't know Rudolph

[08:21:49] h4 <+Topaz> I was gonna pretend to be a table.. But I'm scared to get on all fours

[08:21:50] h4 lol

[08:21:57] h4 this is ComputerTech

[08:22:02] h4 what do you think will happen?

[08:22:19] h4 he will probably set down his magners on your back

[08:23:16] h4 NiniGeo2 seems nice enough

[08:23:22] h4 nick sounds a bit female if you ask me

[08:23:34] h4 but that might be because I know someone who is called Nini

[08:23:53] h4 still sounds female

[08:24:55] h4 fem...?

[08:24:56] h4 femboy?

[08:25:14] h4 wow Topaz

[08:25:19] h4 you just called this guy a chick

[08:25:28] h4 after he gave you a tablecloth!

[08:25:42] h4 yes

[08:25:55] h4 excuse me?

[08:26:03] h4 you must not have met the cheesecake man

[08:26:08] h4 he stuffs you like a turkey

[08:26:20] h4 would not rule out that he will try to eat you afterwards

[08:26:23] h4 NiniGeo2 no

[08:26:32] h4 he is creepy and has poisoned a cat

[08:26:53] h4 he one rambled about a cat being on his drive way

[08:26:57] h4 then set something about rat poison

[08:26:59] h4 *said

[08:27:14] h4 rest is probably based on my interpretation

[08:27:42] h4 Topaz I would tell you

[08:27:48] h4 but that would just cause another ruckus in here

[08:27:49] h4 End3r would like it

[08:28:12] h4 so rude

[08:28:30] h4 when was the last time the Gremlins conquered europe?

[08:28:34] h4 NiniGeo2 no

[08:28:36] h4 Saphir is austrian

[08:28:39] h4 Topaz is south african

[08:28:46] h4 quite some distance between the two

[08:28:53] h4 Rudolph everybody causes trouble in the US

[08:28:59] h4 aliens invade earth? They invade the US

[08:29:05] h4 gremlins cause trouble? They do so in the US

[08:29:09] h4 how self-centered can a country be?

[08:29:50] h4 by things like

[08:29:51] h4 .quote read 809

[08:29:52] h4 :D

[08:30:04] h4 NiniGeo2 you should talk to slim about that

[08:31:10] h4 Topaz how so?

[08:31:52] h4 ...

[08:32:09] h4 you would not be running your mouth if the germans actually assembled

[08:32:37] h4 mikoolo :(

[08:32:41] h4 that was one of my main things

[08:32:50] h4 now someone tells me to my face it's boring :/

[08:33:09] h4 i used to like Topaz

[08:33:19] h4 but I can't handle criticism

[08:33:21] h4 I did

[08:33:33] h4 i even gave you hearts in ireland

[08:33:57] h4 a bit?

[08:33:59] h4 pfff

[08:34:26] h4 Rudolph I don't know if she even got to my face yet

[08:34:36] h4 thank you NiniGeo2

[08:34:49] h4 hey wow, your face looks ... different

[08:34:49] h4 :D

[08:34:58] h4 useful

[08:35:05] h4 :D

[08:35:18] h4 run NiniGeo2!

[08:35:23] h4 run while you still can!

[08:35:35] h4 that sounds naughty

[08:35:48] h4 :O

[08:35:51] h4 how so?

[08:36:16] h4 Topaz you called him useful

[08:36:33] h4 like some appliance

[08:36:47] h4 he seems to be nice

[08:36:49] h4 not useful

[08:37:07] h4 he left anyways

[08:37:28] h4 oh to him you apologize

[08:37:46] h4 he seems dazed now

[08:38:11] h4 NiniGeo2 sometimes

[08:38:21] h4 when people come in

[08:38:29] h4 and I don't wanna call anybody out, Zack

[08:38:34] h4 but they act like really stupid morons

[08:38:39] h4 you just have to tease them

[08:39:03] h4 but they keep appearing in here

[08:39:13] h4 I mean I would not mind them

[08:39:25] h4 but for some reason this specific one is all over my case

[08:39:29] h4 Topaz arguably

[08:39:44] h4 debatable

[08:39:59] h4 i, however, am always charming and polite

[08:40:07] h4 TOPAZ!

[08:40:09] h4 :D

[08:40:23] h4 Rudolph, no. She clearly wasn't all there when she attacked me

[08:40:38] h4 Topaz are you coming onto me?

[08:40:54] h4 then why would you want me to charme your ass?

[08:41:07] h4 already occupied

[08:41:09] h4 you can't run from me :D

[08:41:29] h4 wow Rudolph

[08:41:30] h4 <+Topaz> Eeu no

[08:41:32] h4 right in the feels

[08:41:43] h4 they are repulsed without seeing my face

[08:41:47] h4 I must appear uglier than you are :D

[08:42:14] h4 ooooof

[08:42:21] h4 I can't win with this one Rudolph

[08:42:37] h4 major insult there

[08:43:11] h4 I mean...i'm writing english all day...how much not german

[08:43:16] h4 could I be?

[08:43:52] h4 #germany is run by Jerry

[08:43:57] h4 i am afraid of Jerry

[08:44:54] h4 yes

[08:45:02] h4 i don't want to make #deutschland

[08:45:06] h4 we got #ireland already

[08:45:22] h4 Rudolph well some of them still fought back despite being clearly outmatched

[08:45:49] h4 and why wouldn't they? They were told the russians are monsters so they literally fought for their lives

[08:46:22] h4 Rudolph I don't care about german cars in the US

[08:46:58] h4 not really

[08:47:10] h4 I'm anything but a fan of the german car industries

[08:47:23] h4 NiniGeo2 slam dunk?

[08:47:26] h4 that could leave a mess

[08:48:09] h4 but who cleans up afterwards?

[08:48:40] h4 your slam dunks seem weak

[08:48:57] h4 .w

[08:49:11] h4 think about covid guys!

[08:49:16] h4 sharing a glass is not a great idea

[08:49:17] h4 !

[08:49:26] h4 lumps

[08:50:34] h4 oh look

[08:50:36] h4 an independent woman

[08:50:38] h4 gets her own milk

[08:51:08] h4 die Luft ist raus

[08:51:31] h4 :)

[08:53:04] h4 !bang

[08:53:07] h4 !reload

[08:53:09] h4 !bang

[08:53:10] h4 !bang

[08:56:03] h4 !bang

[08:56:12] h4 voll in die Fresse

[08:56:36] h4 seems legit

[08:56:43] h4 I like Frikadellen for example

[08:57:30] h4 probably fine too

[08:58:28] h4 Rudolph but you don't mean the ignored one :O

[08:58:33] h4 you do

[08:58:37] h4 no no, Asshooka

[08:58:38] h4 :D

[08:58:58] h4 yeah i wish

[08:59:01] h4 smoking sucks though

[09:00:56] h4 you ask Mikoolo of all people??

[09:01:20] h4 huh

[09:02:07] h4 that's a well thought out answer

[09:02:40] h4 <&Rudolph> Of course she is rude...oof

[09:03:24] h4 :O

[09:03:32] h4 carrots are still great though

[09:03:42] h4 you're just mad because you're not hung like a horse

[09:06:35] h4 what?

[09:09:07] h4 you what!?

[09:09:13] h4 talk about not being rude

[09:11:24] h4 Herr Frogorg

[09:12:29] h4 lol

[09:21:39] h4 ye

[13:17:30] h4 meh

[13:17:34] h4 hey hey hey

[13:19:00] h4 hi Topaz ;)

[13:19:18] h4 awww

[13:19:22] h4 but -topaz?

[13:19:26] h4 +h4

[13:19:31] h4 stfu Komputer

[13:19:41] h4 +kick Komputer

[13:19:59] h4 i have no idea what's going on

[13:20:02] h4 did you say I like Topaz?

[13:20:29] h4 ffs mikoolo

[13:20:40] h4 stop telling her stuff like that

[13:20:45] h4 first the

[13:20:48] h4 .quote read 809

[13:20:48] h4 thing

[13:21:00] h4 now you send songs about decoration angels getting sexually abused?

[13:21:48] h4 Topaz don't leave because of him

[13:21:55] h4 if you decide to leave, blame it on ComputerTech

[13:23:22] h4 you just can't hide it Miko :D

[13:23:57] h4 or TorS

[13:24:14] h4 or that telephone thing

[13:24:24] h4 or CrystalMath

[13:24:27] h4 or kuro

[13:24:35] h4 there seems to be a pattern here

[13:24:47] h4 all of the above fought with me

[13:24:57] h4 Rudolph that huuuuuuge phone

[13:25:08] h4 thx Ahsoka

[13:25:11] h4 waaaaait a minute

[13:25:14] h4 she is on ignore

[13:25:16] h4 wtf Rudolph?

[13:25:27] h4 the sheep joke

[13:25:33] h4 thx to misfist overusing it

[13:25:40] h4 nobody can use it without others rolling their eyes

[13:25:45] h4 *misfits

[13:25:51] h4 turn off the heater Topaz

[13:25:53] h4 damn

[13:25:59] h4 10% humidity

[13:26:04] h4 yeah well

[13:26:15] h4 it's probably not as horrible as 30°C in hamburg with 80% humidity :D

[13:26:27] h4 wow

[13:26:34] h4 that is passive aggressive

[13:26:46] h4 but not if you get buried in it

[13:27:29] h4 ok i have to beat a boss in baldurs gate 3

[13:27:31] h4 bbl

[13:29:45] h4 thx Rudolph

[13:30:16] h4 oh that has already happened :D

[13:30:27] h4 i hadn't figured out how I could actually damage the piece of shit

[13:30:50] h4 gotta get the piece of shit superheated

[13:56:58] h4 oh nice Rudolph

[13:57:07] h4 i defeated the boss easily this time around

[13:57:12] h4 helps to figure out his weaknesses

[13:57:20] h4 Topaz i am glad you had a nap ;)

[13:57:25] h4 after dinner I shall take one as well

[14:15:13] h4 and did you?

[14:15:21] h4 oh

[14:15:22] h4 nvm

[14:15:24] h4 you never wanted to later on

[14:15:25] h4 weak

[14:15:26] h4 !

[14:15:28] h4 ComputerTech is not pleased

[17:39:09] h4 *hier

[17:39:24] h4 he missed an 'r'

[17:39:34] h4 so that others can understand his german

[17:39:36] h4 I added it

[17:39:42] h4 what's your fucking problem ComputerTech?

[17:40:19] h4 what? Mikoolo unable to let go of something?

[17:40:27] h4 you have to be joking

[17:41:03] h4 are they different from other dogs in that regard?

[17:41:27] h4 audi alhamdulilah!

[17:42:17] h4 do not curse

[17:42:22] h4 god does not approve

[17:42:46] h4 Rudolph thought the mosquitoes in summer were a pest in your area

[17:43:11] h4 ComputerTech: s/fra/far/

[17:43:15] h4 goddamn it

[17:43:19] h4 ComputerTech: s/far/fra/

[17:44:48] h4 Rudolph you think ComputerTech can write a tcl script to catch fish?

[17:45:04] h4 what?

[17:45:13] h4 Rudolph hey!

[17:45:22] h4 please no jokes about the longevity of his projects!!!

[17:45:35] h4 those are just drafts

[17:45:39] h4 for others to pick up

[17:45:43] h4 he is like the creative mastermind

[17:45:47] h4 the others are just code monkeys

[17:45:52] h4 who can finish what he thought up

[17:45:55] h4 finishing a project is beneath him

[17:46:17] h4 if you object, you can always go ahead an finish it

[17:46:26] h4 oh what? You are not as proficient in python and pyqt5 as he is!?

[17:46:53] h4 Chiester ye but nobody would release an irc client that can connect to a single server and join a single channel

[17:46:54] h4 right?

[17:47:14] h4 ComputerTech does not redo anything

[17:47:19] h4 all of his ideas are original

[17:47:33] h4 yes

[17:47:37] h4 monty, right

[17:47:38] h4 ?

[17:47:41] h4 :D

[17:47:53] h4 .k audi

[17:47:55] h4 :O

[17:48:07] h4 what?

[17:48:13] h4 but I do know python

[17:48:13] h4 yes

[17:48:29] h4 why do you ask?

[17:48:38] h4 is ComputerTech Inc. looking for a developer?

[17:49:20] h4 but I have been a software dev for years :O

[17:49:36] h4 unlike ComputerTech

[17:49:39] h4 people actually paid me for it too

[17:49:40] h4 :D

[17:49:52] h4 no

[17:50:11] h4 no I downgraded to testing shitty software instead

[17:50:26] h4 that's less than I'm making now

[17:50:29] h4 and I hardly have to work right now

[17:50:51] h4 I need at least 4500€ before taxes

[17:50:55] h4 to even consider it worth my time

[17:51:51] h4 disclaimer: i'm a reaaaaaally lazy bastard...if my work does not excite me, I might slack off a lot

[17:53:13] h4 my last employer did not get that

[17:53:26] h4 he thought having me do the same shit over and over again for shit money would be sufficient

[17:53:31] h4 but FREE COFFEE !!!

[17:53:58] h4 oh yeah

[17:54:09] h4 forcing me to use shitty softare like microsoft sharepoint

[17:54:14] h4 really kills my mood

[17:54:55] h4 also the team needs to be right

[17:55:04] h4 i don't want to be dragged into someone else's drama

[17:55:13] h4 and I certainly don't wany anyone to start drama with me

[17:55:51] h4 but still audi

[17:55:57] h4 I am that entitled euro you mentioned

[17:56:15] h4 high self esteem and, lets face it, the others are just crap compared to me

[17:56:15] h4 right?

[17:57:25] h4 :D

[18:00:32] h4 hey Hotties ;)

[18:00:34] h4 .

[18:00:35] h4 .w

[18:00:38] h4 .w kiel

[18:00:46] h4 get some proper winter deadly

[18:02:11] h4 nice Hotties

[18:02:18] h4 we had a lot of snow for some days

[18:02:22] h4 and now it stays cold :)

[18:03:00] h4 deadly get some food with taste in it deadly

[18:03:14] h4 and fix your goddamn teeth

[18:03:26] h4 huh you liked that one, didn't you?

[18:07:30] h4 REICHT JA JETZT MAL

[18:09:18] h4 sur is getting deployed

[18:09:19] h4 rip

[18:09:30] h4 hope you come strapped

[18:09:49] h4 ...

[18:09:53] h4 kick yourself

[18:09:54] h4 really

[18:10:00] h4 just do it

[18:10:04] h4 you know you deserve it

[18:10:43] h4 now do a ban too!

[18:10:52] h4 pfff

[18:10:57] h4 then I will just randomly kick someone

[18:11:00] h4 .k Komputer

[18:11:18] h4 ComputerTech you think her cat is a dick?

[18:11:28] h4 do it Rudolph!

[18:11:33] h4 .k ComputerTech

[18:11:58] h4 ComputerTech: s/smh/sucking my homo/

[18:12:08] h4 ye

[18:12:14] h4 faster than scp

[18:12:20] h4 also offers comprssion

[18:12:31] h4 .k Rudolph

[18:12:32] h4 pf

[18:12:33] h4 filezilla

[18:12:46] h4 never ever suggest filezilla again!!

[18:12:59] h4 phish it's mega.co.nz now, isn't it?

[18:13:04] h4 ComputerTech no he does not

[18:13:13] h4 Rudolph not recently

[18:13:21] h4 but at some point they distributed malware

[18:13:36] h4 also who needs filezilla

[18:13:39] h4 when there is rsync

[18:13:40] h4 ?

[18:13:44] h4 filezilla uses sftp, right?

[18:13:58] h4 why the extra layer of crap around sftp then?

[18:14:03] h4 !bang

[18:14:42] h4 ComputerTech please read the manpage before using rsync

[18:14:47] h4 you are prone to experience data loss

[18:15:01] h4 nextcloud is not very efficient

[18:15:03] h4 for file transfer anyways

[18:15:17] h4 ComputerTech no, phish has a point

[18:15:58] h4 backups are for pussies anyway

[18:16:13] h4 wildting I don't think skype runs on a linux server though

[18:16:38] h4 omg

[18:16:39] h4 :D

[20:02:05] h4 Rico results when?

[20:05:03] h4 very broad statement

[20:47:00] h4 jan6 you know Rudolph is just a cunt

[20:47:03] h4 !bang

[20:47:05] h4 !bang

[20:47:07] h4 !reload

[20:47:08] h4 !bang

[20:47:21] h4 esjay millions

[20:47:48] h4 they were put in camps for all the wrong stuff

[20:48:04] h4 oh

[20:48:11] h4 you can't expect me to pay attention too

[20:49:16] h4 Rudolph no

[20:49:23] h4 i was actually about to jack off in a minute

[20:49:39] h4 sooo

[20:49:45] h4 how did you guys end up talking about politics?

[20:49:50] h4 it is pretty disgusting tbh

[20:50:10] h4 your nephew a fan Rudolph?

[20:50:19] h4 nice then :P

[20:50:33] h4 Syndus

[20:50:34] h4 ⁵

[20:50:56] h4 LÜGENPRESSE

[20:50:59] h4 DIE MERKEL MUSS WEG

[20:51:03] h4 oh sorry, wrong channel :D

[20:51:27] h4 nobody will get that one :(

[21:51:03] h4 good shot Chiester

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