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[05:44:56] fifel foxy: Don’t make me make difficult to comprehend allusions to things which very few people could possibly understand other than those who did a traditional degree.

[05:45:30] fifel I was talking with my father earlier, and he said, “we each put our cups into the bowl,” and I said, “I poured out the bowl without measure, for the grail would never be tasted by me.”

[05:46:07] fifel Anyone who did classics would know of the libations of grief, poured endlessly without measure, from the collective bowl, for the chalice of christ was not a private cup.

[05:46:55] fifel Kumool: That’s how we speak when we’re being clear and transparent. He had spent the prior 45 minutes attacking my personality as an attempt to write sentimental novels out of reality instead of living in the lyrical moment of poetry, such as when I saw a *non* insane border collie living in suburbia.

[05:47:15] fifel Kumool: Don’t let your kids do Hegel.

[05:47:24] fifel People think I’m joking when I say that, I’m not.

[05:48:58] fifel Kumool: You know Wolfenstein’s Spear of Destiny? It is the spear which Romans used to make Jesus into a transvestite at the moment of her death.

[05:49:36] fifel Lance of Longinus / Spear of Longinus yeah

[05:49:58] fifel There’s a fairly extensive set of poetry about crawling into Christ’s bleeding side cunt and resting there.

[05:50:26] fifel She was wearing a man’s gown seamless.

[05:51:00] fifel KurtGodel: His answer better be “Saul/Paul was a secret policeman”

[05:51:44] fifel h4: Gidday. Know any middle aged professional women who can “keep up” intellectually who are communist or communist leaning in Central Sydney that want to be eaten to orgasm?

[05:53:36] fifel foxy: I’m a manual worker who left academia. So my niche is pretty weird.

[05:54:04] fifel crumble up the cork into little bits and drop it into the wine. Seal it using any vacuum based pressure seal. With cork bits in the wine, the wine ought to be corked fairly rapidly.

[05:54:26] fifel KurtGodel: Jordies is labour right mate.

[05:54:35] fifel \g: No, this is sober.

[05:55:32] fifel foxy: Public servants who wear all natural fabrics seem to go after buff middle aged commie labourers / physical tradies who have good degrees. It seems like they’re exiting the goods market and going after services or pure status items.

[05:55:42] fifel \g: I’m about to drink a very large kava

[05:57:10] fifel KurtGodel: Tradies don’t have degrees as a result of being tradies.

[05:58:12] fifel foxy: Tradies have either completed apprenticeships or Adv Dip (5 year) equivalents. However, may people categorised as “tradies” in the Australian dating market may have degrees from having done a degree separately.

[05:58:25] fifel I’m not yet on drugs I’ve been trying to drink this kava for an hour now

[05:59:13] fifel Jim Casey pulls attention not just because he’s a weight lifting communist fireman, but because he’s a weight lifting communist fireman with the intellect trained by his degree.

[05:59:49] fifel There’s like 6 posties in my facility with doctorates.

[06:00:50] fifel foxy: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-11/greens-candidate-advocates-for-conservative-government/7405050

[06:01:24] fifel KurtGodel: I did double history, central european communist revolutions against the soviet union, and then original research on mid 20th century institutions and class in a small cultural backwater.

[06:02:00] fifel Jesus fuck man, are you as far right as Jordies to say that?

[06:02:27] fifel The ABC is middle class north shore women whinging that their feelings were hurt because they didn’t get their arse kissed after they shat over a teenage service worker who will never have housing security.

[06:02:50] fifel Well at least you know you’re a capitalist.

[06:03:20] fifel En Lai didn’t, but he was left of Mao

[06:06:35] fifel KurtGodel: You’re not upset by my attack on the personal identity politics of nomenklatura and bourgeois feminist media elites, which means you’re prole or some genderfuck manboy

[06:07:41] fifel KurtGodel: I strongly doubt that, but I want to watch you fuck consenting adult person after consenting adult person until we’ve categorised you by eliminationalism.

[06:07:55] fifel Finding someone willing to be troughman for you won’t be hard.

[06:07:58] fifel Will you be?

[06:08:33] fifel Thesis. We call ‘em theses despite the thesis being the argumentative statement.

[06:09:19] fifel My thesis was that white collar unions were split between proto-nomenklatura trade associations like the AMA / APESMA and functionally working class trade unions which used a different language entirely congruent with traditional blue collar union language.

[06:09:51] fifel Proof was basically walking through the Australian Professional Engineers history of the 3x margin they wanted.

[06:10:14] fifel and how it failed in the face of the courts awarding based on industrial militance (Melbourne council workers threatening to flood Melbourne with shit basically)

[06:10:46] fifel 3x Metal Trades ratio, restored to 1937 disparity. Basically that a professional engineer (1st year) ought to earn 3x what a fitter and turner did

[06:10:56] fifel as the relativity of salary to wage was in 1937

[06:11:31] fifel That the professional engineers identified proletarianisation via massification and by using inflation to dilute the skills-margin (the “relativity” of profession to trade) as a way to drive down their apparent social power

[06:11:40] fifel I deliver post

[06:12:22] fifel We also have a chemist, a traditional bourgeois economist, a fine artist (traditionally conservatory trained), a literary critic, I’ve forgotten someone, probably from the STEM fields.

[06:14:02] fifel KurtGodel: What beat are you on, fucker?

[06:20:09] fifel The best way to hack is to put on your rubber suit and crawl inside your white bone and slowly remove memory plates.

[06:20:22] fifel That’s what I do to my means of transportation and jealous gay AI

[06:23:04] fifel KurtGodel: 2001.

[06:23:25] fifel KurtGodel: I don’t know that we’ve got systems engineers on floor. They’re probably stupid enough to work upstairs instead of delivery

[06:25:21] fifel KurtGodel: I was living for the abuse.

[06:25:54] fifel I’m not proud of that. The first step to recovery was respecting myself by having a poker machine addict steal my savings, becoming alcoholic, living with a junkie, and working hand to mouth on bicycle.

[06:26:48] fifel Once you no longer need to publish or appease a head of department, you can take positive steps forward into better living, like not treading on his needles while I’m drinking raw beer out of an unenclosed fermenter after 120 km of bicycling for less than minimum wage

[06:29:16] fifel Syndus: That’s a good thing and an achievement. Where did your poop sit on the Bristol Scale?

[06:31:02] fifel Kumool: The scale is an abstract concept of peak poopfection. Also I poop in toilets, not on them, unless I want to send a clear fucking message.

[06:31:14] fifel Unless I want to send a subtle message, then I upperdeck.

[06:32:30] fifel Inside the bowl, which in my variety of english is the inside of the toilet. The water holder or cistern could also be inside the toilet, but is only inside in the concept of function (is the inside working) not use (I shat so hard I clogged it up inside)

[06:33:18] fifel I’m sitting on the toilet, and shitting into the toilet, the shit lands in the toilet.

[06:33:45] fifel I’m squatting over the toilet. The lid is down. I shit onto the toilet. The shit is on the toilet.

[06:35:40] fifel How much money are we talking?

[06:36:04] fifel Kumool: JEESE KUNT YOU GOT CIGGIE BUTT BRAIN

[06:36:31] fifel KurtGodel: Like I’m asking are we talking indolent self indulgence, or are we talking [this would be unlawful to discuss] resulting in changed international power blocs?

[06:37:06] fifel KurtGodel: I can’t go anywhere in the world. One region comprised of three cities is forbidden from me.

[06:37:58] fifel KurtGodel: So I’d probably break the EU and US finance markets, shorting them with a trust that’d be used under communist direction.

[06:38:07] fifel KurtGodel: She moved there after ghosting me.

[06:38:29] fifel its the only place in the world I was excited about living, with a group of people I could seriously talk with, and they make coke and steel.

[06:38:43] fifel So instead of inviting me to move with her, she ghosted me.

[06:38:55] fifel Gentlemen don’t intrude on that.

[06:39:48] fifel KurtGodel: I waited six months, she contacted me, I sent her a penetration of the pure void in the form of an echidna I almost accidentally pissed on.

[06:40:01] fifel She sent me *a second Dear John letter* with a horrible cartoon echidna on the back of it.

[06:40:37] fifel Chicks don’t turn down a sunbathing monotreme with 4 penis heads and spikes made out of frosted tip hair unless they’re incapable of receiving your love.

[06:40:52] fifel Three pictures of an actual echidna I almost accidentally pissed on.

[06:41:00] fifel I can get you the GPS if you want to try pissing there

[06:41:56] fifel it was in November, the piss should have worn off.

[06:42:10] fifel Dude, individuals don’t make history, classes make history

[06:43:50] fifel !sell soul

[06:46:04] fifel h4: Keep that up and I’ll insert a kebab.

[06:47:54] fifel KurtGodel: Do you think h4 knows about interior semiotics?

[06:50:41] fifel KurtGodel: But the spaghetti-os go in the vagoo, and the fact that she can’t operate a can opener makes it art

[06:52:03] fifel KurtGodel: My dad gave me a Y chromosome and the Hegel to use it.

[06:56:37] fifel Nah, it was her own trauma that did that.

[06:56:52] fifel She went through 7 jobs in 7 years, most of them in the last 18 months I was with her.

[06:57:04] fifel “Can you just let me recover in hospital instead of switching jobs again.”

[06:57:22] fifel KurtGodel: Gis a gf cun’ and you won’ hav’ta hear about sublation

[07:00:57] fifel You want me to horizontally recruit to the class struggle? Just how many women do I have to convince of their own liberation before the coitus stops

[07:01:10] fifel I want to get them off mister bones’ wild ride.

[07:04:20] fifel The point was to get me fiddling.

[07:04:38] fifel Also Marxism doesn’t work for pulling. Trust me on this.

[07:05:00] fifel Get me talking about Marxism with a woman who’s capable of it, and sex will be the furthest thing from our minds.

[07:07:10] fifel Chair gigs are old hat in wrestling. But maybe some angle on “old timey real lemons low sugar real sugar lightly sparkling fair trade” lemonade into the eyes.

[07:09:14] fifel Syndus: Don’t play the mark with me man, you know what you’re setting up when you sit ringside with a folding chair.

[07:11:22] fifel Or do you shit like a true sigma boy on the shared children’s room changing table.

[07:11:31] fifel with five other coked up boys

[08:24:29] fifel Okay, *Now* I’m high with kava.

[08:28:02] fifel 1) It doesn’t snow in Sydney. 2) Islamic beer at McDonalds. 3) I would never let my urine get that yellow.

[08:41:43] fifel Are you saying I’m not a cunt face?

[08:43:37] fifel Just need to find a woman with cockbuttocks

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