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[01:19:46] fifel Every politician should use lube.

[02:19:25] fifel Has anyone tried alcoholic solo

[02:19:37] fifel because you have to work it hard to be a solo man you’ve gotta take the lead and make the others follow

[03:00:31] fifel esjay: Oral Sex has negative side effects?

[03:01:52] fifel When I got a permanent job and a stable unit my anxiety went down a lot

[03:05:33] fifel I like discussing roots

[03:37:31] fifel No its a wickerman

[03:37:36] fifel And I’m Christopher Lee

[03:59:59] fifel Yeah, *nah*.l

[04:34:43] fifel wez: I only had to do 0 hours overtime

[04:51:25] fifel esjay: FUCK ME YOU HARD CUNT

[05:15:58] fifel Since 14 or something, I enjoy wearing them. They’re face jewlery

[05:16:53] fifel I don’t like amputations, but I’ve had 4

[05:17:05] fifel The other options were death pretty much.

[05:17:40] fifel Tonsils, a testicle, appendix (mostly), appendix (remainder)

[05:19:04] fifel thar you go

[05:19:48] fifel My tonsils and testicle were extremities…

[05:20:49] fifel KurtGodel: Looks peer reviewed. Also they use “red” in an atypical manner.

[05:21:43] fifel You’re deprived of the apostrophe.

[05:23:04] fifel irish666: Cold shower mate.

[05:28:15] fifel sex slave?

[05:29:08] fifel Fuck that I’m going to remain competent.

[05:29:44] fifel I want to be that 10% that burns my self alive at 96

[05:35:30] fifel NiniGeo2: I’m going to burn myself to death with petrol, even if there isn’t any left.

[05:36:07] fifel KurtGodel: They’ll all be amputated.

[05:36:47] fifel You just want to drink my gall.

[05:37:42] fifel KurtGodel: I do for the moment.

[05:39:11] fifel CLR James _Black Jacobins_

[06:01:05] fifel Enjoy blanket. I wish it were a human for you.

[06:03:59] fifel 32ºC, 60% humid

[06:05:09] fifel I miss holding someone

[06:06:08] fifel KurtGodel: The KKE really let themselves go

[06:06:43] fifel KurtGodel: The KKE could have saved Romania

[06:07:33] fifel You’re sexually fixated mate.

[06:50:03] fifel I think my ex was shocked that she’d lost my trust, and that there’d be no way to “be friends.” I think she hasn’t fully realised what it was she done.

[06:50:23] fifel I’m just going to have to wash the pus-sy out of my head every day until the wound heals to a scar.

[06:51:29] fifel esjay: Honestly though, humans can settle for less. I’d settle for holding someone who wanted to be held in airconditioning, and the versions of people who’d fit are fairly broad.

[06:52:01] fifel Ian from Forgotten Weapons obviously. Gun Jesus’ bottom is quite, hmm, rounded.

[06:53:07] fifel fuck me, 19 minutes and the temperature is still fucking awful.

[06:53:50] fifel irish666: NAH MATE SHITS FUCKED

[06:54:02] fifel irish666: R U OK day is such a fucken gronk piece of shit

[06:54:10] fifel everyone I know just tells each other, “YEAH NAH SHITS FUCKED EH”

[06:56:38] fifel esjay: Have you ever considered meaningless casual holding? I know I have.

[07:00:01] fifel KurtGodel: I don’t use aircon. The cuddling model would.

[07:00:08] fifel To allow for cuddling in this weather.

[07:00:33] fifel otherwise it’d be a case of “Just have a fucken cold shower and I’ll fuck you doggy so we don’t touch, NO DON’T TOWEL, turn the fan on you.”

[07:03:12] fifel ski: Calling it a land…

[07:10:27] fifel I need that. But I’m not going to get it.

[07:11:14] fifel I’m going to get a string of people more broken than me, using me in (at best) mutually compatible ways, who are more confirmed in their decision to avoid being themselves than able to face opportunities to become themselves.

[07:11:46] fifel KurtGodel: 40s is a hell of a drug.

[07:16:44] fifel KurtGodel: Why do you think my fantasy is of meaningless cuddling. The hope for meaning is too recently broken.

[07:18:10] fifel NiniGeo2: I’m sorry, but the human intimacy and domestic relationship is in another castle.

[07:18:20] fifel Also you seem to have just copulated with an axe throwing reptile man.

[07:24:25] fifel NiniGeo2: You reach the conclusion of the action, and are told that this isn’t the real, but that there is a real, and it lays elsewhere, then the next Super Mario Bros. level starts.

[07:37:15] fifel sleep good

[07:48:44] fifel ski: Oh of course. Its just going to take a while to get to that. And washing the wound clean is boring and painful.

[07:49:05] fifel I’m not dumb enough to lock myself into a trap and eat the key, or throw it out of the cell.

[07:50:18] fifel ski: I did however choose to not start changing myself permanently for six months, in case they had decided to change given the opportunity they had

[08:05:14] fifel I sustained a hope that they’d take the opportunity to change, and the availability to be with them if they had.

[08:05:35] fifel As opposed to leaving the suitcase behind and walking through the river.

[08:16:18] fifel Why isn’t that a porno?

[08:19:19] fifel It’d be unlawful in Australia though.

[08:19:25] fifel But a book adaption could be legal.

[08:27:38] fifel I preferred the book, “Mussolini’s Italy.”

[08:29:31] fifel >KurtGodel is a moderately intellectual “But I’m pretending to be American” fake right-winger. So I’m guessing Hills District hates his christian parents.

[08:30:29] fifel KurtGodel: You’ve said that before, and you know the breadth and depth of my comprehension. Internally so.

[08:31:00] fifel Rudolph: Just strap a lubricated dildo to your bicycle helmet. The dropbears will compete to mount your helmet, and so the most dominant drop bear will prevent others from arsefucking your root hat.

[08:32:02] fifel ski: Anyway, at my age range I’m likely to meet broken women, or women with children who aren’t yet adults.

[08:32:25] fifel and the intellectual stuff, subcultural and left wing shit, combined with being a scholar who gets paid for labour makes me an interesting dating case.

[08:32:57] fifel slim: 45. The woman I was with for seven years ghosted me, contacted me six months later crying that I was the love of her life, then ghosted me two weeks later. Both ghostings were by letter.

[08:33:32] fifel slim: Australian women are root rats, just fuck about.

[08:34:01] fifel KurtGodel: I’m using young people speak. I try to explain “I was sent a dear john, but she didn’t write it properly,” and kids today don’t know what a letter is, letter-alone a dear john.

[08:35:08] fifel Rudolph: Yeah. So she wrote a dear john. Called me up six months later with you’re the love of my life. Then wrote an (undated) dear john and sent it on my birthday.

[08:35:24] fifel Rudolph: Both times she failed in a number of the conventions of “Dear John.”

[08:35:39] fifel in part because she couldn’t bring herself to write, “Its not you, its me.” Because it is actually her.

[08:36:09] fifel slim: Depending on your age, just use the age relevant apps and get a female friend to help you take a couple of good photos 5 days after a haircut

[08:36:46] fifel Rudolph: If she were pregnant she would have hit me up for money. The last time we discussed it she both wanted me to rawdog while she was ovulating *and* said she didn’t want kids.

[08:36:57] fifel slim: use the culturally appropriate dating apps.

[08:37:08] fifel because day of through to day 4 and its obvious you’ve just had a haircut

[08:37:21] fifel and you’ve just *had the haircut to take a new photo for the dating app*

[08:38:01] fifel KurtGodel: well I’m 7 years out of the game aren’t I?

[08:38:27] fifel and I’m not interested in young people named after mathematicians

[08:39:35] fifel I don’t particularly like travel. Also I would have travelled with and for her.

[08:40:12] fifel KurtGodel: Moving to Canberra to chase that mangap linen ochre fat pants public servant action maybe

[08:40:52] fifel slim: I don’t know about South Australia, but Body Count is a rap-rock band. Just get her tested when you take the rubber off.

[08:41:11] fifel And in any case bodycount is a shit indicator of psycho crap.

[08:41:22] fifel KurtGodel: Dude. NLA. NAA. Various labour movement archives.

[08:41:49] fifel Knock off the post and go to the archives. Read boring historical documents

[08:41:55] fifel check bumble and okcupid for 30-55 year olds

[08:42:09] fifel make sure they’re naturally dyed linen in green or ochre.

[08:42:26] fifel “Does my arse look big in this,” OH YES.

[08:42:44] fifel wez: The canberra fantasy is a way of surviving having to live in sydney for a bit

[08:43:01] fifel THAT FAT ARSED PUBLIC SERVANT

[08:43:05] fifel KurtGodel: LTR count of 0 is a flag

[08:43:30] fifel slim: Yes. You’re going to be drowning in queensland minge. You’re *proper fucked*

[08:44:04] fifel I hate the part where they ask for anal sex. And you have to turn to them and go, “You’re going to be too tight, it’ll be messy, and way too slow for you.”

[08:44:26] fifel and they prove you right, and the person who’s hurt worst is you because they tried to strangle your head without lube.

[08:44:39] fifel “Love, that blood on the sheets isn’t from you.”

[08:45:09] fifel slim: Where the fuck are you from mate?

[08:45:32] fifel tattoos in 30 year old Australian women is pretty normal these days due to social trends.

[08:45:50] fifel oh ZA

[08:45:58] fifel I thought you meant the State of Churches.

[08:46:02] fifel South Australia

[08:46:07] fifel 1 plates

[08:46:42] fifel slim: Okay, so in Australia women are sluts like they are everywhere, but they don’t lie to you about it. And women in Australia like to fuck, but they don’t lie to you about it.

[08:47:19] fifel They’re also a mixture of trying to love, trying to protect themselves, occasionally sociopathic, broken or inexperienced people like normal.

[08:48:09] fifel When I was 17 a hatchback full of drunk women in my hometown cruised past, and then cruised past again with a woman out the back yelling, “SHOW US YOUR COCK ARMY BOY,” then they did *another blockie*

[08:49:29] fifel wez: Stay classy Newcastle. First LTR I was in, she went bipolar bad. I woke up in the middle of the night when we were in a “don’t touch each other” stage and she was sleep fucking my dry erect cock with her arsehole.

[08:49:53] fifel Well Queensland is 50% women.

[08:52:06] fifel There’s a bit of rounding error

[08:55:57] fifel You dated irish.

[08:56:02] fifel Jesus man I had respect for you.

[08:56:12] fifel At least tell me she was a nurse and not a lollipop lady.

[08:58:54] fifel Oh only humans can be that evil

[09:00:04] fifel KurtGodel: Got a sister 31-54?

[09:01:29] fifel KurtGodel: So what you’re saying is “your sister” has bad taste in men?

[09:01:37] fifel like I could “get in on that”

[09:04:00] fifel Now that you say it like that, this is sounding suss.

[09:04:43] fifel Wrong kinda commie mate, I’m the kind that hates Lenin.

[09:06:04] fifel I mean I can resist that sexually easily, I’m not a pedo

[09:08:28] fifel I’m trying to choone a greek elsewindow, not meet your needs for random sister sex scenarios.

[09:10:10] fifel Time to sleep for shift

[09:10:26] fifel noite

[20:16:22] fifel That’s a nice piece bottle collection

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