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[01:21:09] Valware merry christmas to you sushi-chan

[01:21:15] Valware I hope you eat lots of sushi and katsu too

[01:21:37] Valware chicken katsu is delicious next to sushi

[02:17:28] Valware tomatoes are sweet

[02:17:35] Valware it's literally the most common pizza base

[02:17:47] Valware I just come here

[02:17:48] Valware from coding

[02:17:51] Valware did you miss me

[02:18:10] Valware why though

[02:18:22] Valware who's putting chocolate on pizza?

[02:20:03] Valware !bang

[02:20:10] Valware chips and mcdonalds is the best

[02:20:17] Valware 'french fries'

[02:20:31] Valware foxy, what do you class "american food"?

[02:26:15] Valware ^

[02:26:32] Valware unless your brain is full of ligaments

[02:26:39] Valware (it's not)

[02:26:47] Valware I'll salt it

[02:26:55] Valware and pepper

[02:27:03] Valware and turn on Hannibal mode

[02:27:37] Valware sushi-chan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGq8VF3ATGE

[02:28:54] Valware esjay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGq8VF3ATGE

[02:28:58] Valware listen 2 mai song pluz

[02:29:26] Valware =]

[02:31:47] Valware sushi-chan read the whole sentence, it's obviously not about you =]

[02:32:06] Valware about her co-workers youngest kid in uni who acts 12

[02:32:48] Valware seems like a hyperfocus about someone feeling things about you

[02:32:54] Valware are you worried?

[02:33:15] Valware do you care too much what we think? even if we like you B-)

[02:33:48] Valware hope you liked the song esjay

[02:34:09] Valware !w

[02:34:12] Valware .1

[02:34:14] Valware .w

[02:34:24] Valware .w guangzhou

[02:34:34] Valware .w Beijing

[02:34:42] Valware .w Nanking

[02:35:17] Valware .w 4 Strawberry Fields, Mortimer

[02:35:21] Valware pfft

[02:35:27] Valware .w Mortimer

[02:35:33] Valware .w edinburgh

[02:35:39] Valware .w isle of skye

[02:35:54] Valware .w skye, scotland

[02:35:58] Valware no

[02:36:03] Valware .w skye, GB

[02:36:17] Valware hoo disney it ken isle of skye

[02:36:28] Valware raging

[02:36:30] Valware ;D

[02:36:47] Valware .w 12 Picketpost Close, Bracknell

[02:37:02] Valware (that's the Harry Potter street where they filmed the first movie with the Dursleys

[02:37:04] Valware !bang

[02:37:05] Valware !reload && say !bang

[02:37:06] Valware !bang

[02:37:08] Valware !bang

[02:37:20] Valware goodnight sushi-chan, don't forget to wash your butt

[20:49:55] Valware lol

[20:50:19] Valware ooo Juest and esjay

[20:50:23] Valware and Fensta

[20:50:38] Valware happy christmas esjay

[20:50:40] Valware happy christmas Juest

[20:50:46] Valware happy christmas Fensta

[20:50:48] Valware happy christmas mrinfinity

[20:51:11] Valware Juest are you a fed?

[20:51:11] Valware jk

[20:51:33] Valware am I muted

[20:51:50] Valware :>

[20:51:51] Valware <3

[20:52:09] Valware I'm on a mission to cheer up today somehow

[20:52:17] Valware =]

[20:52:25] Valware being alone sux

[20:52:39] Valware miss my pops =]

[20:53:35] Valware I have a gf, she's just in china

[20:53:44] Valware Made In China

[20:53:45] Valware lol

[20:53:50] Valware yeah she's not here

[21:08:02] Valware does someone wanna donate a domain to me ;3

[21:08:23] Valware really?

[21:08:28] Valware ;p

[21:14:21] Valware idek tbf

[21:14:33] Valware I'm making a website for local businesses in the uk

[21:14:42] Valware I am not good at naming

[21:15:02] Valware lol

[21:15:16] Valware wb foxo

[21:15:40] Valware so yeah idek what to name it let alone what tld

[21:15:59] Valware co.uk maybe idk

[21:17:04] Valware the website is basically a directory where people can submit that they own a business and then post their menu/services/job opportunities/etc

[21:17:12] Valware and you'll be able to sell through the website

[21:17:19] Valware and it'll be free for the local business

[21:17:25] Valware I'll just take a small fee from the customer

[21:17:33] Valware yellow pages but on steroids

[21:17:57] Valware businesses will be able to have a free customer support chat

[21:18:03] Valware also a free team chat

[21:18:16] Valware yeah

[21:18:20] Valware well

[21:18:24] Valware I'd add a small tax

[21:18:33] Valware so the company gets the money they should get

[21:18:42] Valware and I get a little bit of tax paid by the customer

[21:18:57] Valware but everything else will be free

[21:19:07] Valware because I really believe local businesses are much better than big businesses

[21:19:20] Valware and they don't have the kinda money to get the right reach to the right people

[21:19:25] Valware advertising on facebook is bollocks

[21:19:42] Valware basically if you're on facebook and you see an advert, I will personally hate that company for ruining my scrolling experience

[21:20:03] Valware so what I'll do is weekly emails to do with deals or offers for businesses people subscribe to

[21:20:17] Valware but the website itself will hopefully provide the reach

[21:21:08] Valware there's a big accessibility idea too, so, many people in the uk are here for refuge from another country and may not know english or have the time to learn english

[21:21:36] Valware so, I conduct regular surveys to check which languages can be spoken by a majority of staff members

[21:22:02] Valware !bang

[21:22:03] Valware !reload && say !bang

[21:22:04] Valware !bang

[21:22:07] Valware !bang

[21:22:07] Valware !reload && say !bang

[21:22:08] Valware !bang

[21:22:11] Valware !reload && say !bang

[21:22:36] Valware so if you are for example Polish and you can't speak english but you wanna go shopping for groceries in your own language, you can search up local businesses by language

[21:22:44] Valware and also the survey checks most and least busy times

[21:22:52] Valware I've surveyed about 50 stores in my local area

[21:23:42] Valware so

[21:23:45] Valware if you can think of a name for it

[21:23:51] Valware that'd be super helpful XD

[21:24:17] Valware oh no I finished my drink :(

[21:24:25] Valware LimitServ lol so old

[21:24:28] Valware I just noticed

[21:25:07] Valware in fact there are many Polish stores in the UK

[21:25:27] Valware and I found that around 95% of businesses in my local area speak multiple languages

[21:25:49] Valware many nail salons speak vietnamese and like 4 other languages

[21:26:20] Valware many mens hair-cuttists (I forget the name) speak turkish and sometimes other languages

[21:26:41] Valware it's handy to be able to just search up businesses by language

[21:26:54] Valware :D

[21:27:10] Valware many pharmacy people are from pakistan

[21:27:13] Valware in the UK

[21:27:20] Valware (sorry, I mean in my local area0

[21:27:24] Valware -0+)

[21:27:57] Valware I am impressed by the local pharmacy actually

[21:28:07] Valware let me get up their survey results one sec

[21:28:45] Valware here we are

[21:28:58] Valware punjabi, hindi, udru, german, tamil

[21:29:16] Valware one nail salon is vietnamese, mandarin, cantonese, german

[21:29:48] Valware there are many local businesses which speak punjabi, bengali and hindi

[21:30:04] Valware your pharmacy sounds very accessible

[21:30:21] Valware what language barrier?!?! amirite

[21:30:40] Valware I just got hit with a weird memory which isn't my own :D

[21:30:45] Valware just a flash

[21:30:49] Valware felt nice..

[21:31:30] Valware anyway can you think of a good name for such a website I'm making? XD

[21:32:12] Valware google translate ftw?

[21:33:17] Valware I don't know if that's weird or not :D

[21:33:19] Valware lol

[21:33:37] Valware lol

[21:33:55] Valware would you use such a website?

[21:34:01] Valware I could go international with it lol

[21:34:19] Valware you saw my little chatbox thing I made which didn't look like IRC?

[21:34:22] Valware that was for that website

[21:34:26] Valware you'll be able to "build a bot"

[21:34:43] Valware your own business chatbot which tries to point people in the right direction and give information

[21:34:55] Valware chinese food is good

[21:35:02] Valware !bang

[21:35:03] Valware !reload && say !bang

[21:35:03] Valware !bang

[21:35:07] Valware oops

[21:35:23] Valware lol @ "&& say !bang"

[21:35:58] Valware lol

[21:36:03] Valware !shop

[21:36:18] Valware !shop 20

[21:36:34] Valware !shop 4

[21:36:45] Valware hahaha Valware u noob lol

[21:37:59] Valware lolol

[21:38:05] Valware nah I want something catchy

[21:39:03] Valware thelocal.co.uk

[21:39:17] Valware damnit it's taken

[21:39:42] Valware yeahhhhhhhhhhh

[21:44:40] Valware effectively, I am selling reach and charging their customers for it

[21:45:08] Valware ability to be found/accessed

[21:45:19] Valware by a wider audience

[21:46:06] Valware I'm still building the website, the team chats and customer support chats and build-a-support-chat-bot stuff

[21:46:29] Valware so like you go onto their page and a little chatbox pops up

[21:46:35] Valware I'll show a video

[21:48:25] Valware Fensta, yeah I'll provide that if the business wants to have that on their profile/page

[21:48:43] Valware if a business wants to have a professional looking support chat, they can, for free

[21:48:45] Valware (and team chats)

[21:50:15] Valware the morale behind it is I want local businesses to be able to have a fair advertising space where they don't have to pay, and people can easily get as much information as they need because they can basically use it like a myspace page I guess with how far they'll be able to setup their "shop" page

[21:50:41] Valware the big companies have radio adverts, tv adverts, billboards, lorries/trucks etc

[21:51:15] Valware anyway I can't find the video so I'll have to make it again, gimme a couple mins

[21:51:22] Valware (I need to show you)

[21:54:25] Valware https://streamable.com/msmw60

[21:54:27] Valware oh what :(

[21:54:30] Valware goodnight

[21:54:32] Valware happy christmas

[21:55:20] Valware wouldn't think it was IRC would you

[22:05:49] Valware 😔

[22:13:33] Valware he left u on read

[22:13:36] Valware how do you feel

[22:14:50] Valware why does this sound like one of those "I'll call you" but then they never call you, and you leave texts and voicemails and bump into them and they make out like their phone has been playing up and you act like you believe it

[22:14:54] Valware but secretly cry inside

[22:15:21] Valware yay @ healthy

[22:16:07] Valware feel the rush

[22:16:23] Valware adrenaline is gr8

[22:27:10] Valware ¬_¬

[22:27:12] Valware TheFatherMind

[22:27:16] Valware is that automated

[22:35:35] Valware ¬_¬

[22:35:42] Valware no cheating!

[22:35:45] Valware even I don't chat

[22:35:46] Valware cheat*

[22:36:00] Valware cheh

[23:02:12] Valware Ô.ó

[23:02:56] Valware "react to me"

[23:04:16] Valware "english not brit" pardon lmao

[23:25:11] Valware https://i.ibb.co/fYqx21H/unreal-mug.jpg

[23:25:13] Valware this

[23:25:21] Valware https://i.ibb.co/DDQzYSr/unreal-mug2.jpg

[23:25:32] Valware https://www.anopequotes.org/?447

[23:25:37] Valware =]

[23:26:01] Valware this quote has been brought up on the unrealircd network about a thousand times in the past year

[23:26:11] Valware mostly by Jobe =]

[23:26:26] Valware and you, [itchyjunk]

[23:26:26] Valware ?

[23:28:40] Valware show pics of your cool glass water bottle and wooden cup

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