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[05:04:08] Valware flux.technet.chat has split

[05:05:04] Valware anyone fancy some stir-fried brain?

[05:05:09] Valware https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services/commit/ff9fc0aa723937719d4f8c1ee8b5036cc532ee38

[05:05:15] Valware cos I just fried my brain with this

[05:05:49] Valware (in the face)

[05:06:02] Valware (with a carrot)

[05:06:40] Valware I know I poke a lot of people but I'm not a tart I swaer ;D

[05:07:12] Valware him who

[05:10:11] Valware in australia?

[05:10:25] Valware or scotland

[05:12:09] Valware X

[05:12:29] Valware X

[05:12:31] Valware hmm

[05:13:00] Valware no

[05:13:32] Valware I'm Valerie Liu

[05:13:49] Valware aye

[05:14:09] Valware I am yes

[05:14:34] Valware I'm primarily an IRC progremmar

[05:15:04] Valware I spent Christmas alone, coding :D

[05:15:11] Valware no friends, no family, no gifts

[05:15:12] Valware :D

[05:15:30] Valware more than anything :(

[05:15:50] Valware I want to open something with wrapping paper :(

[05:16:01] Valware what's AoC?

[05:16:17] Valware Submarine: literally anything with wrapping paper which I can open Q_Q

[05:16:19] Valware I don't even care

[05:16:27] Valware eskibrooooooo

[05:16:36] Valware https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services/commit/ff9fc0aa723937719d4f8c1ee8b5036cc532ee38

[05:16:47] Valware I cried and fried my brain insane

[05:17:06] Valware why is C so hard and fun

[05:17:11] Valware ikr

[05:17:47] Valware well there's other stuff getting ready but

[05:17:59] Valware I only documented one thing because that was what got finished and is usable

[05:18:11] Valware there's some /setpassword stuff in there but

[05:18:24] Valware Submarine ;p it's okay, thank you though, <3

[05:18:32] Valware I need to walk the pup

[05:18:34] Valware bbl

[06:31:37] Valware isn't pasting your system information not good? what if there was some security exploit in your version of Intel and you just revealed that you were running it ;D

[06:39:22] Valware yeah it was good

[06:39:27] Valware thank you

[06:39:29] Valware you okay?

[06:39:44] Valware oo look

[06:39:53] Valware even more system information to exploit

[06:40:02] Valware —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 3.5.2.1

[06:40:02] Valware !bang

[06:40:03] Valware !reload

[06:40:03] Valware !bang

[06:40:18] Valware !shop

[06:40:24] Valware !shop 5

[06:40:33] Valware pfft

[06:40:35] Valware oh yeah

[06:40:37] Valware !bang

[06:40:42] Valware !shop 5

[06:40:45] Valware fu

[06:40:51] Valware !bang

[06:40:53] Valware !reload

[06:40:53] Valware !bang

[06:40:59] Valware >:/

[06:42:53] Valware plz rearm me

[06:43:02] Valware !bang

[06:43:08] Valware how do I have a gun

[06:43:45] Valware I don't know how it's not conviscated but I thank you all the same <3

[06:44:08] Valware I already apparently have my gun back, even though I don't have enough points to make the purchase of getting my gun back

[06:44:25] Valware I know

[06:44:34] Valware [06:40:42] <+DuckHunt> Valware > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.

[06:44:34] Valware [06:40:37] <+DuckHunt> Valware > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[06:44:34] Valware [06:40:41] <@Valware> !shop 5

[06:44:49] Valware !reload

[06:44:54] Valware o.o

[06:44:59] Valware even after I shot the duck?

[06:45:06] Valware thanks B-)

[06:45:40] Valware !duckstats

[06:46:04] Valware !bang

[06:46:06] Valware !reload

[06:46:06] Valware !bang

[06:46:24] Valware D:

[06:46:35] Valware I admit to cheating slightly

[06:46:43] Valware I bind !bang to my F6 key

[06:46:53] Valware and I bind !reload and !bang to my Shift+F6

[06:47:02] Valware !bang

[06:47:04] Valware !reload

[06:47:04] Valware !bang

[06:47:23] Valware so it's not automatic shooting

[06:47:32] Valware but it does mean I can still shoot while typing a sentence

[06:47:58] Valware typing, typing, F6 F6 Shift+F6, typing

[06:49:19] Valware I mean, it uses script to bind the keys

[06:49:20] Valware sooooo

[06:49:52] Valware alias SF6 { say !reload | say !bang }

[06:49:52] Valware alias F6 { say !bang }

[06:49:53] Valware lol

[06:49:58] Valware mirc scrip

[06:50:25] Valware yeahhh

[06:50:26] Valware mSL

[06:50:38] Valware but on adiirc

[06:52:01] Valware won't someone (anyone) star my repo :( https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[06:52:09] Valware it's for unrealircd

[06:52:15] Valware the ircd that ComputerTech runs

[06:52:29] Valware and it means no more nickserv, chanserv etc

[06:52:30] Valware B-)

[06:53:44] Valware in fact unrealircd is the most popular ircd B-)

[06:54:15] Valware https://i.ibb.co/fYqx21H/unreal-mug.jpg

[06:54:24] Valware /!\ UNREALIRCD REIGNS SUPREME /!\

[06:54:27] Valware 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 STOP WRITING BUGS 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨

[06:55:00] Valware I need to watch the new doctor who from yesternight

[06:55:51] Valware why do they never have goddamn subtitles when they first release them

[06:56:18] Valware I bet some illegal streaming site I know has subtitles

[06:58:55] Valware doesn't even have the episode yet lol damnit

[08:02:48] Valware Job

[08:03:14] Valware tummy

[08:03:46] Valware china

[08:04:05] Valware 1111

[08:04:13] Valware 1978

[08:04:15] Valware 1979

[08:04:18] Valware 1975

[08:04:19] Valware 1976

[08:04:20] Valware 1974

[08:04:22] Valware 1973

[08:04:23] Valware 1972

[08:04:27] Valware 1971

[08:04:34] Valware 1983

[08:04:36] Valware 1984

[08:04:37] Valware 1985

[08:04:39] Valware 1986

[08:04:40] Valware 1987

[08:04:43] Valware 1988

[08:04:50] Valware 1989

[08:05:41] Valware G

[08:05:52] Valware Baby Bell

[08:06:07] Valware Basse-Drop

[08:06:54] Valware phaeroh

[08:06:57] Valware phaeroh

[08:07:09] Valware pharaoh

[08:07:40] Valware Bruce Hornsby & The Range

[08:07:43] Valware Bruce Hornsby and The Range

[08:07:56] Valware dollar

[08:08:02] Valware the dollar

[08:08:03] Valware !bang

[08:08:05] Valware !bang

[08:08:08] Valware oh

[08:08:15] Valware the bitch

[08:08:45] Valware no clue

[08:08:48] Valware this has been fun

[08:08:50] Valware I need my bed

[08:08:54] Valware gl, nn

[17:42:01] Valware hmmm

[17:42:44] Valware [T] <LiterallyNobody> !bang

[17:43:13] Valware [T] <LiterallyNobody> !bang

[17:43:17] Valware ;p

[17:43:53] Valware [T] <LiterallyNobody> !bang

[17:43:55] Valware hmmm

[17:44:08] Valware isn't a gyro a payslip?

[17:44:47] Valware something you can cash in, like a cheque almost

[17:44:57] Valware fair

[17:44:59] Valware sounds good

[17:45:01] Valware go get one

[17:45:15] Valware food is life

[17:45:22] Valware sounds like doner-kebab though

[17:47:55] Valware bao zi

[17:49:59] Valware try baozi

[17:50:19] Valware it's like a sandwich except all the filling doesn't fall out the bottom when you don't hold it

[17:51:03] Valware ^ lol

[17:51:49] Valware they're chinese food

[17:52:47] Valware american chinese food is not real chinse food :( they have to change their food to match the western pallet

[17:52:55] Valware like general tso chicken

[17:53:01] Valware not a thing in china

[17:54:43] Valware [17:53:53] <tr> [S] <Submarine> I just wish they'd add more spice

[17:54:43] Valware most white people hate flavor

[17:55:23] Valware Submarine, did you try 3x Spicy Samyang Buldak noodles from korea?

[17:55:42] Valware if you like spicy food, you'll like this

[17:55:56] Valware you can buy them online, they're chicken flavor, they're delicious

[17:56:31] Valware o.o

[17:56:33] Valware what?

[17:56:49] Valware yeah you said "more spice"

[17:56:53] Valware or do you mean flavor?

[17:57:14] Valware oh, they're spicy

[17:57:21] Valware they're the spiciest thing I've ever tasted

[17:57:31] Valware I was sweating buckets, that's how you know it's good

[17:57:36] Valware usually I can handle my heat really well

[17:58:04] Valware some white people think black pepper is "too spicy"

[17:58:07] Valware I crie

[17:58:32] Valware Submarine, try samyang buldak 3x spicy noodles ;)

[17:58:49] Valware order online, if you don't like the spice, you will love the flavor anyway

[17:59:03] Valware !bang

[17:59:04] Valware !reload

[17:59:04] Valware !bang

[17:59:05] Valware !bang

[17:59:18] Valware !shop 5

[17:59:25] Valware lost my gun

[17:59:27] Valware !shoot

[17:59:30] Valware !bang

[17:59:32] Valware !reload

[17:59:38] Valware you're not armed >:/

[18:01:07] Valware Jalapeño peppers measure 2,500–8,000

[19:28:15] Valware foxy

[19:28:17] Valware .ty kitty city

[19:28:22] Valware .yt kitty city

[19:28:25] Valware =]

[19:28:30] Valware get this stuck in your head

[19:28:31] Valware ComputerTech ~

[19:29:20] Valware ComputerTech :(

[19:29:25] Valware nobody starred my repo or anything

[19:29:35] Valware don't people understand how cool it is :(

[19:30:09] Valware I don't even want stars, I only want stars because I want people to read it and think "Oh that's cool" and star it on thei rown merit

[19:30:26] Valware https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[19:30:28] Valware https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services-api

[19:30:30] Valware both >.>

[19:31:11] Valware I love you so much ComputerTech Q_Q

[19:37:13] Valware [19:34:02] <~ComputerTech> it's basically combining services into unrealircd itself

[19:37:13] Valware without the need to message nickserv or chanserv

[19:37:13] Valware [19:34:10] <~ComputerTech> without the need for a third party software base

[19:37:39] Valware you can register by IRC or you can very easily make a registratinon form on a website which talks to the API

[19:37:59] Valware no it's kept in an SQL database

[19:38:42] Valware the idea is it talks to one or multiple api endpoints, with the same database(s), so even during netsplits you have full functionality

[19:38:48] Valware hey Saphir :D

[19:39:06] Valware so each server talks to the same database through an API

[19:39:20] Valware there's no "main" server which does logins and emails and stuff

[19:39:28] Valware emails will be done through via api

[19:39:43] Valware every server individually contacts the API

[19:39:45] Valware and it just works

[19:39:50] Valware through netsplits too

[19:40:16] Valware the API is a URL API endpoint which each of the unrealircd's talk to

[19:40:45] Valware SOP?

[19:41:20] Valware yes you'll be able to host multiple APIs, you can have one for each server if need be, but yes failovers will be included

[19:41:33] Valware I mean

[19:41:42] Valware you will have the ability to host and specify failover apis

[19:41:50] Valware can't do that with services =]

[19:42:00] Valware have services jump on from another box if it went down somewhere else ;D

[19:42:06] Valware just won't work will it =]

[19:42:34] Valware I mean they won't share databases

[19:43:20] Valware jmjl: you can connect and SASL from the first moment the IRCd starts, don't need to wait for someone to connect services

[19:43:54] Valware it's great

[19:43:59] Valware I made it so you can drop your account now

[19:44:01] Valware lol

[19:45:10] Valware in the end i'll be making something that makes that not so hard, like being able to make something in the API which "claims" a command on the unrealircd and tells it how it works and unrealircd will set it up and forward those commands to the api in that way

[19:45:15] Valware so it'll be hella extensible

[19:45:36] Valware you'll be able to update the API and everything'll just work

[19:46:03] Valware !bang

[19:46:04] Valware !reload

[19:46:04] Valware !bang

[19:46:08] Valware !reload

[19:46:08] Valware !bang

[19:46:17] Valware ty

[19:46:38] Valware but yeah jmjl, json =]

[19:46:42] Valware json all the wayyyyyyyyyyyy

[19:47:02] Valware Javascript object notationssssssssssss

[19:47:36] Valware I have another idea that I wanna make alongside this

[19:48:04] Valware I wanna make a web-hosted build-a-bot UI where you can.. build a bot, add some commands, add some responses, whatever =]

[19:48:15] Valware click+drag your own IRC bot

[19:48:26] Valware well I want it to be a pseudoserver

[19:48:32] Valware I don't want to do it via unrealircd itself

[19:48:49] Valware I know, I've already got https://github.com/DalekIRC/Dalek-Services

[19:48:50] Valware D:

[19:49:02] Valware I mean a pseudoserver

[19:49:25] Valware so I will just gut out the services package

[19:50:19] Valware if you like my idea, star my repo ;) https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[19:50:23] Valware hi Hotties

[19:54:38] Valware you starred it Q_Q <3

[19:55:00] Valware @ jmjl, but

[19:55:01] Valware ComputerTech <3

[19:55:14] Valware jmjl: says you're trying to learn PHP?

[19:55:27] Valware I'm definitely available for giving a hand/answering PHP-y questions :D

[19:55:30] Valware oh ok

[19:55:31] Valware =]

[19:55:50] Valware - NGINX

[19:55:55] Valware - NameServers

[19:55:57] Valware - PHP

[19:55:58] Valware - PHP

[19:56:24] Valware Submarine: html is just markup

[19:56:42] Valware not a real programming language, more like markdown

[19:57:11] Valware what does it mean?

[19:58:02] Valware no

[19:58:08] Valware it even says there lol

[19:58:17] Valware markup

[19:58:40] Valware there's a difference between markup/markdown languages, script languages, and programming languages

[19:59:08] Valware yes, but is not itself code

[19:59:52] Valware stylisation =]

[19:59:59] Valware is css a programming language? ;DDD

[20:01:04] Valware !bang

[20:07:55] Valware Peorth ~

[20:08:25] Valware https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[20:08:28] Valware my C

[20:08:30] Valware and you?

[20:09:42] Valware like so if "bob" is registered on one server but someone else called "bob" wants to register on your friends server who is linked, you'd sign them in like networkname/bob

[20:09:42] Valware [20:07:59] <jmjl> ^ What do you mean by have a prefix in the account name?, I didn't understand that last message

[20:09:48] Valware Bob is logged in as networkname/Bob

[20:09:59] Valware like nick prefixes

[20:10:03] Valware on pylink

[20:10:10] Valware but only on accounts

[20:10:43] Valware why big no no

[20:10:53] Valware hmm

[20:11:50] Valware it won't because there is the prefix

[20:11:57] Valware idiot ircops are their problem =]

[20:12:13] Valware /gline foxy

[20:12:14] Valware oops

[20:12:21] Valware /gline foxy TOO BEAUTIFUL

[20:12:44] Valware I've seen foxy's face B-)

[20:12:51] Valware so I can vouch B-)

[20:13:08] Valware no you're not

[20:13:28] Valware you've got beautiful blue eyes, cute nose, full lips, great boobs

[20:13:32] Valware I mean

[20:13:35] Valware you look great!

[20:13:40] Valware no matter what hair color

[20:13:57] Valware I mean

[20:14:07] Valware I don't know what your boobs look like ;D

[20:14:12] Valware but I'm sure they're great too ;D

[20:14:30] Valware yeah there'd be no nick sharing

[20:14:45] Valware h4 who you talking to?

[20:15:03] Valware lol

[20:15:14] Valware actually cackled like a witch

[20:15:17] Valware thx for that lol

[20:15:32] Valware yay Peorth

[20:15:36] Valware so happy for you

[20:15:38] Valware that sounds great

[20:15:44] Valware anyway foxy you look foxyyyyy

[20:15:58] Valware don't dye your hair blue though

[20:16:05] Valware there are memes about the blue-haired people

[20:16:48] Valware when a girl with blue hair walks into the therapists office, he smiles and immediately starts planning an expensive vacation

[20:17:12] Valware PhD stands for Doctor of Philosophy

[20:27:25] Valware I had too much pregabbo

[23:59:04] Valware =]

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