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Friday, December 29, 2023

[06:15:02] fifel You may not like it, but this is what democracy looks like https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/saigon.jpeg?quality=85&w=1080

[07:34:38] fifel HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM

[07:35:05] fifel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmxqaGIS_qw

[08:00:16] fifel If you think its bad now, it hasn’t even started https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHSXpmWY8ac

[08:15:11] fifel how if 5s to chew feel gum

[08:15:32] fifel h4: I’ve been weird over everything you’re sitting on.

[08:15:53] fifel oh no, I’ve been weird *inside* your chair

[09:04:52] fifel HOW IT CHEWS TO 4 GUM FEEL

[09:22:42] fifel I see you all gumming chew

[21:38:12] fifel On old computers there was an OZZ:OII switch on the powersupply, you could get root on any machine by switching the OZZ:OII switch on the psu.

[21:40:01] fifel Submarine: You’re spoiling the joke! Nobody is going to destroy their classic power supply now

[21:43:11] fifel I mostly recommended it on BBSes when people were being real twats

[22:25:58] fifel urgh

[22:28:27] fifel Submarine: I got me a bit of a Jung-style midlife crisis. Can’t be arsed to make coffee. Not enjoying stuff.

[22:28:50] fifel Jung was a German magician, sex-priest, and psychiatrist.

[22:29:18] fifel Why did God give women yeast infection? Because he didn’t wash his dick wash his dick wash his goddamn dick

[22:30:29] fifel Submarine: Last year I read Cormac McCarthy, maybe this year I ought to read Jung.

[22:31:16] fifel Cormac McCarthy is a spooky cowboy man who writes about being without god and what men do together. Ride horses. Murder each other. Rant about phenomenology poetically.

[22:32:51] fifel Kinda actually. Remove 3/4th of the dialogue from Brokeback mountain and replace it with long landscape shots of high valley meadows, or dive juke bars without a word being said. Focus more on the poor-gay-Cowboy’s interior experience with close facial shots. And yeah Brokeback mountain would be a Cormac Book.

[22:33:25] fifel Also the sex would probably have to be either transformatively violent with excess attention paid to the used by date on the crisco, or happen entirely off camera and have to be inferred.

[22:35:03] fifel You’d also need to slow down the dialogue, a lot.

[22:40:04] fifel Why would one run a logger on IRC, to train an AI how to be a rude cunt?

[22:41:15] fifel DickCheney: I shat in a shoebox, give me $20

[22:42:04] fifel Italian. 100% pure canned artists shit IIRC

[22:42:17] fifel oh you mean a renaissance artist’s non-artistic shit

[22:42:41] fifel Syndus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

[22:42:48] fifel Sadly nobody’s opened one and used it in cooking.

[22:45:15] fifel Lots of people die pissed off

[22:47:25] fifel Estee lauder can me me a scent that smells like alcoholic who shat himself?

[22:49:42] fifel >his clothes

[22:50:38] fifel Syndus: I’d rub Liz Taylor’s white diamond. That’s her clitoral hood right?

[23:12:51] fifel I wish I had the nrg to make coffee

[23:17:45] fifel lel, caffeine wrecks you like that.

[23:18:27] fifel You still need to boil water and apply it to powdered coffee juice.

[23:19:11] fifel Like with a moka pot making a real coffee takes as much time as instant

[23:46:34] fifel Got coffee now

[23:50:25] fifel imagine garlic flavoured tequilla

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