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[00:09:22] fifel If Zeus is in your lap, marry him, and get pregnant.

[00:09:47] fifel Zeus comes in many forms but I wouldn’t marry him as a dog.

[00:10:00] fifel maybe walk him. Certainly not root him.

[00:19:01] fifel I pay something like 60% of my income on housing, and I work 50 hour weeks on average.

[00:19:11] fifel Sydney is a piece of shit

[00:23:35] fifel Guest37759: “Where are you?”

[00:23:41] fifel 92E00EFA.C52C2EF1.354FA33E.IP

[00:24:37] fifel “CTCP-reply CLIENTINFO from lovely_heart : ACTION CLIENTINFO DCC FINGER PING SOUND TIME VERSION”

[00:25:57] fifel Even if they’re human they fail turing.

[00:33:01] fifel 8pm friday night, they’re not in the philipines

[00:37:38] fifel lovely_heart is a bot running on MIRC from central US timezone.

[00:38:00] fifel kids can type, and don’t put ,punctuation ,before ,words.

[00:38:07] fifel PapaFrog: Water?

[00:55:01] fifel lovely_hearts: Are you going to not be a cunt?

[01:07:09] fifel Nice shep

[01:07:18] fifel Ms NZ 2023?

[01:17:53] fifel I am chairman of the board

[01:18:28] fifel Rub bleach on your arsehole

[01:20:27] fifel dankor63: If you’re not a bot answer this simple question: was Chomsky’s own goal in the first half significant?

[01:20:45] fifel Correct answer, you’re human.

[01:21:00] fifel Only weird Marxists and bots ought to be able to answer that question.

[01:21:26] fifel And since you’re a garden variety Cliffite

[01:30:31] fifel Ouch.

[01:33:54] fifel ha

[01:33:56] fifel noice1

[01:40:38] fifel Do dogs get mad?

[01:41:35] fifel When I’m delivering dogs yell at me, but that’s traditional.

[01:41:41] fifel I sing back at them.

[01:42:02] fifel flats and cubes mate, flats and cubes

[01:42:44] fifel awww, I would totally retreat to the boundary line.

[01:43:01] fifel Guest-ewpai: Let’s assume I say “yes” for your porpoises.

[01:45:51] fifel Guest-ewpai: Sydney, unfortunately.

[01:47:25] fifel Sydney is Sydney.

[01:47:39] fifel The gold coast and sunshine coast are regional centres outside of Brisbane.

[01:48:39] fifel Sydney supplies Canberra with virgin sacrifices in the form of over qualified underintellectual women who will over exert and undercomprehend.

[01:51:36] fifel nah, I was part of text based online communites back then.

[01:56:43] fifel Like IRC or M*Xes or USENET

[01:59:44] fifel mud / mush / muck /etc.

[02:00:14] fifel Text based multiple user dungeons, which then went social, which then went sex, which then went academic

[02:02:40] fifel Much like IRC is just telnet on a different port, so too were the MUD connections just telnet on a different port.

[02:17:28] fifel THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT/ TELLING YOU WHAT YOUR HEART SHOULD DO

[02:39:33] fifel s/quack/Hegel’s Phenomenology of Spirit

[02:40:04] fifel footboardist

[02:41:55] fifel Imagine, spread legs infront of a computer screen. You could see right up her at 30 wpm

[02:46:55] fifel esjay: Your bonnie will return.

[02:53:21] fifel esjay: I’m sorry :(

[02:58:46] fifel I was offered ghost peppers to eat at work on Friday.

[02:59:00] fifel How’s that for spicey

[03:01:09] fifel was the obese man jacking off above you you?

[03:03:28] fifel This is where the hammock based Royal Navy shows its superiority.

[03:03:32] fifel He would have been sucking you off.

[03:04:28] fifel ARE ARE YOU ARE NOW STRONG ENOUGH I MUST DEPART TO HELP OTHERS WITH MY SEX

[03:05:46] fifel >sex cowgirl strides off into the sunset, limping

[03:05:53] fifel “CUM BACK SHAAREN!”

[03:09:10] fifel >were elite

[03:09:26] fifel Oh elitist

[03:09:57] fifel sorry, missed the adjectival form as a pejorative. The noun form is just being good.

[03:16:20] fifel fuck its 2pm, I feel like sleeping

[03:18:16] fifel I don’t feel like drinking, but I don’t want to be conscious. Like I was drinking this week in order to get particular psychological outcomes, and I found them inside my head while dreaming drunk.

[03:19:11] fifel esjay: I’ve been drinking double stouts

[03:19:20] fifel the sugar helps keep the mind alive while its travelling.

[03:20:04] fifel Guest-ewpai: I drempt I was fingering a resentful amalgam of exes in bed, when some guy called Mike with a red beard and blue trucker hat walks in, greets [hers] and makes [hers] orgasm.

[03:20:24] fifel esjay: I want to travel 4 years back in time and tell someone they need jungian therapy and we need couples counselling.

[03:20:33] fifel and that she needs to move in with me immediately.

[03:21:01] fifel but that’s basically saying what I want would require forcing someone to be someone they don’t want to be.

[03:21:25] fifel Good time to start drinking on the afternoon shift schedule, or office shift if you work OT

[03:23:52] fifel slim: Stop it, you’re tempting me to buy a couple of cases.

[03:23:59] fifel One for today, one for tomorrow

[03:24:40] fifel very nice. I’ve got chops and sausages.

[03:30:33] fifel esjay: I like hoods.

[03:30:44] fifel This thing’s got 200 horses inside it

[03:31:39] fifel When I pull on it inside, it smoothly slides the hood back as if it never existed.

[03:35:15] fifel YOU ARE TONIGHT

[04:12:34] fifel Syndus: Did you suck the wrong number’s dick?

[04:19:38] fifel esjay: One night inside J Draper of UK pop history youtube would be one night in heaven one night in heaven. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLZTDQeEEw

[04:23:07] fifel ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: You don’t want to fuck historians in tight vests?

[04:23:12] fifel You prefer loose vests?

[04:25:03] fifel ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: This is me sober mate.

[04:27:48] fifel ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: it is what it is

[04:30:20] fifel slim: Yeah, but I’ve not been drinking today.

[04:36:06] fifel ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: The only person I see is me and work

[04:37:30] fifel Soft cock

[04:37:37] fifel I’ve ridden DXM out.

[04:37:57] fifel >He saw an inflatable dinosaur.

[04:38:02] fifel I saw everything.

[04:40:15] fifel esjay: That sounds like taking a panadol overdose and then very carefully *not* being killed by a train.

[04:40:38] fifel When you wake up in emergency you turn to the nurses and smile, saying, “I ODed on paracetamol, enjoy the next fourtnight of hell. I know I will.”

[05:38:11] fifel There are many better hard cheeses than smoked cheddar

[05:48:29] fifel ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: Looks like a NSW solicitor

[05:48:57] fifel “What is this man’s haircut?”

[05:49:09] fifel >Ikea props

[05:49:16] fifel > bow tie

[05:49:48] fifel Syndus: Don’t make me ejaculate on your door

[05:54:29] fifel All thrones are farts and lies

[06:26:37] fifel I’m not drunk, but i barely missed hitting myself in the face with my own ejaculate.

[06:28:14] fifel Wanking the cock mate, wanking the cock

[06:28:20] fifel use real english.

[06:40:23] fifel Attach the auto milkers.

[06:50:25] fifel I just danced to the techno tune

[07:47:10] fifel Are you sure its gone, or can you cassorolle it?

[07:47:20] fifel what temperature is it

[07:50:01] fifel Check the temperature of the meat

[07:50:21] fifel So the solid meat lacks air for the bacteria, and has mass to preserve coolth, so should be okay to roast or some shit

[07:50:36] fifel the mince is fucked though, put it in your neighbour’s roof space

[07:57:15] fifel I actually priced cabinet freezers a while ago, when I had someone to live with. I wouldn’t have saved money on the bulk savings / running costs.

[07:57:30] fifel wez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNifc3QHVXk

[08:07:08] fifel wez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfG4mZPZRkk

[08:10:35] fifel wez: I’m kind of happy that I had the dream that I climbed out of woolongong. It is like that one where the dude climbs out of hell in greeks.

[08:14:48] fifel KurtGodel: Yeah Jordies is a fucking wanker

[08:16:02] fifel KurtGodel: I was meant to more to Port Kembla with my then missus.

[08:16:18] fifel so Wollongong has a great significance for me

[08:16:42] fifel I come from Newcastle, so it smelt correct.

[08:16:49] fifel Sydney doesn’t smell like a city

[08:16:52] fifel Sydney is filth

[08:17:26] fifel Ah sydney, bullshit city

[08:18:07] fifel Where would I move to?

[08:20:02] fifel KurtGodel: I like the look of Canberra minge.

[08:20:13] fifel And there’s some really good archival collections in Canberra.

[08:20:55] fifel Dixon’s fucking expensive these days

[08:22:04] fifel KurtGodel: There’s some fun to have in fucking guilty left bourge minge.

[08:22:29] fifel ChRoNiC: Bloodyfist.

[08:23:42] fifel ChRoNiC: who is my best friend? I don’t really have a best friend right now.

[08:23:49] fifel ChRoNiC: Would you like to be my friend.

[08:24:42] fifel ChRoNiC: I stnad, I stnad a lot.

[08:25:24] fifel ChRoNiC: I deliver objects by bicycle and do social history

[08:25:41] fifel including of necessity social theory, and theory of reading / knowing things

[08:26:14] fifel ChRoNiC: I liked coders back in the PARC days

[08:26:25] fifel but they were all about my age and pretending to have typed sex with each other.

[08:26:49] fifel KurtGodel: Do you prefer phenomenology?

[08:27:15] fifel I just jump straight to hermeneutics though, “Texts exist, readings can be assigned to texts. Some readings meet some rules.”

[08:27:21] fifel KurtGodel: You going to not browntown?

[08:27:57] fifel Nah, its the penrith kids putting on a bush doof

[08:29:47] fifel KurtGodel: Reasonable. It depends on the era of trance really. I can handle shpongle due to their over use in .swfs

[08:30:24] fifel coming from Newcastle, my taste is centred in and around Newcastle Hardcore, which most people think of breakcore these days, but honestly I prefer german doomcore and techstep and late dub

[08:31:51] fifel Now be warned, I normally play my doomcore 45s at 33

[08:33:27] fifel https://youtu.be/iM4UTRHNaTc?t=423 with a playback speed of 0.80 or 0.85

[08:35:04] fifel The seminal track would be pilldriver’s (Acardipane, yes that Acardipane) pitch-hiker off coldrush records: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E53IM0jF-s

[08:36:06] fifel KurtGodel: You are enjoying gabber

[08:36:11] fifel I know this may surprise you

[08:36:52] fifel Well it is is designed for people living in industrial hellholes :)

[08:38:09] fifel Only a few options left then given your apparent age. There’s no real industrial hell holes left except Cringilla

[08:39:59] fifel KurtGodel: You’re not in your 20s. So you’re in your 30s or 40s. That you’re pulling an unusually rhythmed synth track out of nowhere from 97 is evidence for that.

[08:41:15] fifel And coming from an industrial hell hole in that age means Ncle, PK or Whyalla.

[08:42:30] fifel KurtGodel: Want to split an apartment in Dixon and pull public servants?

[08:42:55] fifel Personally I’d want ‘em EL or SES

[08:43:05] fifel Driven but broken inside.

[08:43:24] fifel Executive Level 1 and 2, so yeah, extra loose pubic servants.

[08:43:45] fifel Then you’ve got the Sexy Esexutive Sexretary levels.

[08:43:56] fifel Who would be broken but actually bourgeois.

[08:44:04] fifel Senior Ex Serv

[08:44:51] fifel KurtGodel: I’ve not found simpler women who are willing to put up with this shit from me, do you think its likely?

[08:45:35] fifel Hey, they don’t have to agree with me.

[08:45:50] fifel Nice track by the way, reminds me of the whole Berlin dark techno thing

[08:46:53] fifel I just need someone who can vaguely keep up if I complement the art they like with some second or third order analysis. And put up with (doesn’t even have to listen) to me unpacking my head maybe twice a week.

[08:47:10] fifel The rest of the needs are rather negotiable.

[08:49:55] fifel I got the last one off OKC

[08:50:17] fifel KurtGodel: This lady does stuff similar to the track you played me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpuHmH495us

[08:50:41] fifel KurtGodel: I will put my feet back in the water after I get the daily writing schedule going.

[08:50:53] fifel Emptying my own head trash would be a good manoeuvre.

[08:51:50] fifel KurtGodel: Also any woman who genuinely enjoys rooting means that I’d be fascinated by her body, but I’m assuming any person I’d meet would live in Australia and thus enjoy rooting.

[08:51:53] fifel ah fuck, I’

[08:51:58] fifel I’ve been out for seven years.

[08:52:52] fifel I am fine with single mothers. I am far less certain about becoming a father.

[08:53:16] fifel You’ve seen what exposure to sufism, zen and hegel did to me.

[08:53:22] fifel Kinda wanted to break the cycle

[08:54:48] fifel KurtGodel: Remember that I’m interested in the *talking* version with the *emotions* and possibly *intimacy*

[08:54:56] fifel not just vertical smiles.

[08:55:17] fifel foxy: We’re talking about how a broken intellectual postman dating in sydney

[08:56:21] fifel foxy: Then the boys would want to see the milk on my wife’s tits, in the morning.

[08:56:27] fifel They would like some milk from my wife’s white tits.

[08:56:58] fifel KurtGodel: Anyway. That makes me feel a hell of a lot better about being the broken man I am.

[08:57:14] fifel KurtGodel: People should feel afraid of Aphex Twin songs, he’s watered down Nasenbluten.

[08:58:10] fifel You are now imagining Aaron Lubinsky in a bikini with a huge wobbly arse, while manually manipulating yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYwxVWF_qQ

[08:59:00] fifel KurtGodel: Where would you move? Blue Mountains? Ha.

[08:59:07] fifel That’s just Penrith by the peaks

[09:01:01] fifel The Central Coast is just bourg and meth. Newcastle is just bourg and students and speed. MNC is dead cow towns and meth.

[09:01:11] fifel FNC is bourgeoisie and their slaves living in caravans.

[09:10:08] fifel I cop anxiety off weed, I can’t drink due to epilepsy (yes I know, but I used that to climb out of hell inside my mind), and all I’ve got left is Kava.

[09:10:56] fifel I like the clarinet

[09:11:48] fifel Mine is deliciously mild, even though I can smell the sweat, I know from work that this sweat is nothing.

[09:12:29] fifel This is well timed for still light post-sunset

[09:12:40] fifel it makes me want to go wash my woolens.

[09:14:49] fifel Trust me, you do not want to deliver mail in cotton undies. And this whole “bamboo undies” thing, its a lie. After 3 hours walking the arse is wetter than a pool

[09:22:40] fifel KurtGodel: 10 hour delay, 3.5 hour wash.

[09:24:40] fifel Frogorg: Because it is watered down.

[09:24:48] fifel It is venetian snares for dummies

[09:26:35] fifel Frogorg: Your tastes are fine :)

[09:26:40] fifel I am a conceited old fuck

[09:29:06] fifel You know when you nearly hit yourself in the face with your own ejaculate, and you wish it was someone else’s face?

[09:29:37] fifel ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: BACK AND TO THE LEFT BACK AND TO THE LEFT BACK AND TO THE LEFT

[09:30:12] fifel KurtGodel: They call me the single shooter hypothesis, because I’ll get the governor, his wife, and the president all at once.

[09:30:20] fifel with my magic bullet.

[09:30:48] fifel KurtGodel: I can reload this ancient italian bolt action and cycle it in less that 0.7 s

[09:31:44] fifel [_]: But can you articulate extended gay metaphors using two or three films?

[09:32:05] fifel It helps that Stanley Kubrick’s _Full Metal Jacket_ is basically a film about gay orgies.

[09:32:45] fifel Frogorg: “Hell I like you, why don’t you come over to my house and fuck my sister [arsehole]”. Joker to Texan “I want to slip my tube steak into your sister, what do you want in trade?”

[09:33:45] fifel Frogorg: Okay, so its about sex between men, but due to cultural factors it isn’t “gay” in the sense of 1960s and 1970s gay culture in the USA

[09:33:51] fifel Frogorg: But its about men fucking.

[09:34:36] fifel The gayest possible thing to do as a man is have sex with a woman and whisper in her ear “mayonegg”

[09:35:24] fifel If she asks, make up something about hardboiled eggs and mayonaise, don’t let her in on the fact you just had gay sex with her.

[09:38:41] fifel I remember that art style from AD&D1

[09:39:59] fifel 1990 irish film? Never seen it

[09:41:22] fifel Frogorg: This is the first time I’m listening and I’m enjoying the tape loop sound

[09:43:11] fifel Frogorg: I’ve got Autechre’s EP certified to not break the repetitive beat music act somewhere

[09:43:23] fifel Your friend is teasing you though and that’s rude.

[09:43:52] fifel yeah, my copy had a label saying, “Play with a musicologist and solicitor present.”

[09:44:30] fifel I can only listen to so many 8 minute long tracks at once!

[09:45:20] fifel going nowhere is sometimes the point ;)

[09:45:42] fifel also there’s minor changes

[09:46:26] fifel I tend to play a 2.5 hour long techstep mix at work

[09:47:06] fifel humans are good at patterns and routines.

[09:49:31] fifel This is a good year to write, fuck, and deliver

[09:59:37] fifel Okay, I am going to take my shift working ass to bed

[10:12:48] fifel Frogorg: I got angry a couple of times. My ex freaked the fuck out.

[10:13:26] fifel fifel is not allowed to have a spectrum of emotions.

[10:14:02] fifel That’s when she refused to talk to me in any meaningful way, for the next 18 months silent treatment.

[10:14:16] fifel >fifel thinks that it must be *him* who is wrong.

[10:14:56] fifel Frogorg: Not listening to what I’m saying, saying things and claiming she didn’t. And I’m trying to repair it constantly

[10:15:18] fifel Frogorg: I was hospitalised 5 times remember? I viewed a lot of the problems as stress related, and that she’d make it out to PK, and I’d follow.

[10:16:28] fifel So I kept trying for 18 months.

[10:17:30] fifel I got some workplace counselling, spent a year talking daily to my dad, spent the last year realising she did it all and I put up with it

[10:18:01] fifel Helped that she got in contact in september and started playing the same games. And I said, “We can fix this: here’s what needs doing,” and she rejected that.

[10:18:24] fifel Poor woman is trapped forever being who she is, too scared to leave the cage she made for herself.

[10:18:43] fifel You need to be happy, and share that in a relationship

[10:18:53] fifel KurtGodel: She was gen x.

[10:19:01] fifel is rather.

[10:19:31] fifel KurtGodel: Two massive childhood traumas she’d rather retreat and live within with a “just adequate” psychological make-up

[10:19:40] fifel slim: Fuck men then.

[10:21:02] fifel KurtGodel: Like I said, I’ll end up with someone with damage or children.

[10:22:18] fifel [_]: With years of work, and moving to a labouring job, and 3 fucked up major relationships, I managed to have a fucked up major relationship which almost worked.

[10:24:22] fifel KurtGodel: Women are an insane collective mass, but we must fuck them, as we imagine they are all one pure woman. Whereas women see men as an individual, but indistinguishable as a mental mass state.

[10:25:53] fifel Okay, so the Brazillian barista I asked out, flirted with me after saying no. So I can get a sexual situation with her that doesn’t involve dating. Why would I want to withdraw, I was never friends with her, but someone who flirted.

[10:25:56] fifel Don’t fuck friends.

[10:26:56] fifel [_]: So start from sex. Women start with sex often to ensure that you’re sexually compatible. Then intimacy develops after they get their sex-hit.

[10:27:33] fifel All my relationships have started from overpowering casual sex which was so potent that it made their “romance” switch flick

[10:27:56] fifel THEY WERE OVERPOWERED WITH CUNTAL PASSION AND THEIR HEARTS MOISTENED.

[10:28:08] fifel Well only fuck the ones with interesting personalities

[10:28:40] fifel that’s what the first date is for, so you can say, “Yeah, I better be getting home now.” instead of “Sure, you seem like you might be a goer, I’ll stick it up you so we see if your heart gets turned on.”

[10:29:18] fifel Also, to be honest, blokes think with their hearts.

[10:29:30] fifel If you don’t feel excited by her as a person, walk away before dicking her.

[10:30:14] fifel At least in Australian society all women have casual sex.

[10:30:36] fifel Then they stop having casual sex when they get the “Oh shit its Mister Darcy, better fall in love” response.

[10:30:49] fifel from the sex being good, and your personality being acceptable.

[10:31:09] fifel Jesus christ, medieval europeans knew this: women think with their cunts, men think with their hearts.

[10:31:31] fifel KurtGodel: I dunno mate, kids today. Don’t want to deal with women as they are.

[10:32:23] fifel that’s why you get an STD test early on under the premise of going bareback.

[10:33:03] fifel the only permanent things women can get from fucking are stds, children or seriously surgically broken holes from (for example) foreign objects or rough anal.

[10:33:20] fifel everything else washes out once a month

[10:33:58] fifel I want a woman who knows how she enjoys fucking, and who enjoys fucking, and brings her own clit vibrator.

[10:35:03] fifel KurtGodel: “Damaged Marxist Postman seeks pretty much any woman 30-53; must be compatible; bring own vibrator.”

[10:37:09] fifel KurtGodel: I don’t even play golf.

[10:37:52] fifel KurtGodel: I really upset the flower store woman when I said, “She’s fucked herself, and she’s also 47.” Because I mentioned the reality of dating at age.

[10:40:09] fifel *some* girls prefer that. *some* girls prefer the other.

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