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Tuesday, January 2, 2024
[08:05:12] Mikoolo .w
[08:11:38] Mikoolo Whos bot is idriven90 and did they ask the channel owner Peorth for permission to bring it in here?
[08:12:17] Mikoolo May I remove it Peorth?
[08:13:42] Mikoolo ?
[08:13:47] Mikoolo azi?
[08:14:40] Mikoolo lasagne*
[08:15:13] Mikoolo :D
[08:16:36] Mikoolo Add a minute to the boiling next time.
[08:17:28] Mikoolo And set a timer on your phone.
[08:17:47] Mikoolo Boil more than one egg then.
[08:18:10] Mikoolo Have the other eggs as snacks or put on sandwiches through out the day.
[08:18:11] Mikoolo Use a regular pot.
[08:19:48] Mikoolo It's easy to remember that he's german, ChRoNiC. He usually reminds us everyday for an entire hour.
[08:20:23] Mikoolo In german.
[08:21:03] Mikoolo He was a filthy immigrant.
[08:21:21] Mikoolo Should have stayed in his own country.
[08:23:49] Mikoolo He's still alive?
[08:23:53] Mikoolo Thought he died last year.
[08:24:24] Mikoolo .cc when did henry kissinger die
[08:25:16] Mikoolo I did, h4.
[08:25:39] Mikoolo I now realize irish666 talked about putin and his cancer.
[08:25:46] Mikoolo I woke up 25 minutes ago.
[08:26:07] Mikoolo Same
[08:26:18] Mikoolo We woke up together, h4. <3
[08:26:25] Mikoolo No homo.
[08:26:39] Mikoolo Hitler is the most iconic vegetarian.
[08:27:25] Mikoolo Nah fifel. Hitler didn't fuck dogs. He fucked his cousin Geri.
[08:27:52] Mikoolo Geri Raubal.
[08:27:56] Mikoolo Angela Maria Raubal.
[08:28:02] Mikoolo Geli *
[08:28:13] Mikoolo Half-niece to Adolf.
[08:28:44] Mikoolo Are they loud and cause much trouble, irish666?
[08:29:15] Mikoolo Is your steam also in german, h4?
[08:29:32] Mikoolo Nice.
[08:29:41] Mikoolo Epic store and origin then.
[08:30:50] Mikoolo Thats very american of you, ChRoNiC.
[08:41:51] Mikoolo He wants a proper german woman, ChRoNiC.
[08:42:00] Mikoolo That doesn't speak english.
[08:42:38] Mikoolo No he doesn't.
[08:42:42] Mikoolo No one needs a irc gf.
[08:43:00] Mikoolo .kb idriven90 bye
[11:19:28] Mikoolo I got a smart realistic goal for you Frogorg. Eat as many dumle as you feel you deserve each month.
[11:39:23] Mikoolo Bite it, Frogorg.
[11:39:28] Mikoolo I know you want to.
[11:40:16] Mikoolo You should guy buy a bag of dumle if you're still in poland, ComputerTech.
[11:41:01] Mikoolo Heres a pic of a bag.
[11:41:41] Mikoolo Have you tried the dumle lolipops, Frogorg?
[11:41:45] Mikoolo lollipops*
[14:06:58] Mikoolo Free meal?
[14:07:02] Mikoolo I want a free meal too.
[14:07:39] Mikoolo .t de en rahmsosse
[14:08:06] Mikoolo Is your stepmom hot?
[14:08:20] Mikoolo I asked if she's hot.
[14:09:00] Mikoolo Normal body temp for the irish is room temp, h4.
[14:09:26] Mikoolo They could be warmer if they are in a sauna.
[14:09:30] Mikoolo Or colder if in a freezer.
[14:09:52] Mikoolo They can't regulate their body heat.
[14:09:58] Mikoolo So they get whatever the envoirmental temp is.
[14:10:11] Mikoolo .w
[14:10:21] Mikoolo .w Toronto
[14:11:00] Mikoolo How do you pronounce wdym, ComputerTech?
[14:11:40] Mikoolo I worked with a dumbfuck that pronounced gtfo, wdym and all that as if they were words and not acronyms.
[14:12:03] Mikoolo Pronounce them as words?
[14:12:43] Mikoolo Can I kick it ComputerTech?
[14:13:38] Mikoolo Ah so idriven63 is an approved bot in the channel, ComputerTech?
[14:14:51] Mikoolo Who the fuck is daniel?
[14:15:12] Mikoolo Did you irl name drop someone again?
[14:16:01] Mikoolo @seen daniel
[14:16:19] Mikoolo Never heard of.
[14:20:10] Mikoolo (ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳
[14:20:22] Mikoolo You're late.
[14:20:39] Mikoolo .cc for how long is it ok to say happy new years?
[14:21:07] Mikoolo Luckily wizardry is not a real profession.
[14:21:46] Mikoolo Does your hat say wizard with 2 z's?
[14:22:45] Mikoolo Nice.
[14:22:55] Mikoolo I approve of nj.
[14:23:22] Mikoolo Always fun to see someone that has read or atleast heard about Discworld.
[14:23:53] Mikoolo I've read all of them at least twice each.
[14:24:13] Mikoolo Favourite character?
[14:24:24] Mikoolo Sam Vimes is mine.
[14:24:30] Mikoolo Yes.
[14:24:34] Mikoolo Read them in english, h4.
[14:25:04] Mikoolo I tried reading Discworld in swedish as a kid. Extremely boring.
[14:25:26] Mikoolo Found Night Watch in english on an airport and fell in love with it.
[14:25:39] Mikoolo Extremely hard to translate something thats full of puns.
[14:26:07] Mikoolo It's a play on words, h4.
[14:26:35] Mikoolo Because the citizens in ankh-morpork thought thats what Twoflower said, h4.
[14:27:52] Mikoolo Also satires of back then current day issues.
[14:28:25] Mikoolo Equal Rites, about the first female wizard.
[14:28:33] Mikoolo Title could also be read as Equal rights.
[14:29:39] Mikoolo Oh yeah. I haven't read the last discworld book Pratchett wrote.
[14:29:51] Mikoolo It feels like he would really die for me if I did.
[14:30:21] Mikoolo Hex?
[14:30:41] Mikoolo Thats cider not beer, h4.
[14:31:11] Mikoolo Semaphore towers are a real life thing too, nj.
[14:31:56] Mikoolo Da vinci.
[14:32:17] Mikoolo Bloody Stupid Johnsson is the better inventor tho.
[14:32:46] Mikoolo His mail sorting machine that breaks the laws of physics.
[14:34:04] Mikoolo I like that if you read the Discworld books in release order you get to see side characters evolve through the series.
[14:34:30] Mikoolo Like Detritus. First worked as a splatter, then in the moving pictures business and later becomes a member of the night watch.
[14:35:14] Mikoolo Gave the world a sense of progression.
[14:36:09] Mikoolo Thats the first one with the feegles iirc.
[14:36:39] Mikoolo Whats his name.
[14:36:45] Mikoolo The feegle that was raised by gnomes?
[14:36:51] Mikoolo Yeah
[14:36:59] Mikoolo Thats thud.
[14:37:15] Mikoolo I've told ComputerTech to read the discworld books a couple of times.
[14:38:31] Mikoolo I started reading discworld around the age of 26. Tried years earlier but at 26 I discovered that they were much much better in english.
[14:39:13] Mikoolo I stopped reading books translated to swedish due to that.
[14:42:00] Mikoolo You'd basically be forced to rewrite entire scenes to fit in puns in the language they are translated into.
[14:42:53] Mikoolo in-sewer-ants is "I-kloak-myror" in swedish.
[14:43:35] Mikoolo And the swedish word for insurance is "försäkring".
[14:44:44] Mikoolo Could work if they wrote it as för-säck-ring. For-bag-ring, in english.
[14:47:20] Mikoolo I dislike the live action movie of Colour of Magic. The actor they chose to portray Rincewind is too old and wrong hair colour.
[14:47:42] Mikoolo Ask someone in that channel.
[14:48:41] Mikoolo CaptJack more like CapTjack.
[14:48:44] Mikoolo .t sv en tjack
[14:49:08] Mikoolo .t sv en har du köpt tjacket? Ska vi injicera skiten nu?
[14:49:53] Mikoolo You'll understand why powernaps are nice once you get old enough to grow a beard, ComputerTech.
[14:52:47] Mikoolo Compass is ComputerTech's ass.
[14:52:56] Mikoolo He's so fat his ass needs it's own nick.
[14:53:42] Mikoolo hi
[14:54:03] Mikoolo Say that to Japan, twentytwo.
[14:54:46] Mikoolo They have 50 dead from the earthquake they had yesterday.
[14:55:10] Mikoolo It's nothing.
[14:55:26] Mikoolo No, h4.
[14:55:43] Mikoolo I am just being a downer to people that say Happy new year on jan 2nd, h4.
[14:56:11] Mikoolo Speaking of infections.
[14:56:24] Mikoolo Did you get a cheap prostitute so you could have fresh crabs in warsaw, ComputerTech?
[14:56:58] Mikoolo IT's just as fun as stalin.my.friend, h4.
[14:57:26] Mikoolo my friend stalin *
[14:57:27] Mikoolo No
[14:58:36] Mikoolo Theres also the classics, Sex with Stalin and Sex with Hitler, h4.
[14:58:51] Mikoolo Sex with Stalin has the bigger budget tho.
[15:02:28] Mikoolo Work on one project or it'll never see 1.0 this millenia, ComputerTech.
[15:04:34] Mikoolo But that means less alcohol to handle the depression the bugs causes, h4.
[15:04:50] Mikoolo Mum doesn't count.
[15:06:23] Mikoolo Mikoolo see toilet regarding peeing.
[15:09:55] Mikoolo s/no/getting drunk instead.
[15:11:02] Mikoolo Poems, nj.
[15:11:34] Mikoolo He lied to you h4.
[15:11:39] Mikoolo [16:01:41] <&h4> which?
[15:11:39] Mikoolo [16:01:43] <~ComputerTech> elitepaste, hexchat plugins
[15:11:39] Mikoolo [16:01:38] <~ComputerTech> i finished a few projects so far
[15:12:22] Mikoolo You're being too nice with him by calling them BETA, h4.
[15:17:21] Mikoolo .w
[15:17:26] Mikoolo Not -30 yet :<
[15:17:53] Mikoolo s/ewe/rams
[15:18:17] Mikoolo Normal british weather with other words.
[15:18:47] Mikoolo ComputerTech did you hear?
[15:18:55] Mikoolo The most famous british youtuber quit.
[15:19:05] Mikoolo Yeah
[15:19:30] Mikoolo He tried to run for parliament as Mad Captin Tom.
[15:20:27] Mikoolo This guy nj https://youtu.be/oE93J33SfHY
[15:21:07] Mikoolo He also uploaded once a week, login.
[15:21:15] Mikoolo 520 videos in 10 years.
[15:23:57] Mikoolo No Job, login.
[16:20:12] Mikoolo zof wheres the norwegian?
[16:20:46] Mikoolo nj do you request white knighting?
[16:41:05] Mikoolo Frogorg, ban internet in the city.
[16:42:48] Mikoolo The axis were also 3. Germany, Italy and Japan.
[16:52:59] Mikoolo Today free game on epic store is 20 minutes till damn, a vampire survivors like game.
[16:53:12] Mikoolo dawn*
[17:06:39] Mikoolo .w
[17:06:43] Mikoolo :<
[17:06:46] Mikoolo Not -30c yet :(
[18:09:41] Mikoolo h4, just put him on ignore.
[18:09:47] Mikoolo That way you don't see what he writes.
[18:10:27] Mikoolo It won't make him throw a wobbler like ah soka so it's safe to put him on ignore, h4.
[18:23:05] Mikoolo I split it to ah soka, login. Coz she's annoying and I got her on ignore. Don't want to highlight her and ruin everyone elses day with her copy/paste joke she repeats but only changes words in them to make them look new.
[18:34:15] Mikoolo She changes them slightly. But they are all essentially X is Y and Z, login.
[18:35:17] Mikoolo Imagine looking at a super hero tv show where the only change in each episode is who the bad guy is, login.
[18:40:30] Mikoolo Worst thing is that she goes haywire and play the victim card when people get tired of telling her to get more imaginative and put her on ignore, login.
[18:41:16] Mikoolo Bye mrinfinity.
[19:40:53] Mikoolo Get your adhd diagnosed, ComputerTech.
[19:41:33] Mikoolo She might have a younger lover and she wants to feel relevant to him, Sander.
[19:41:50] Mikoolo Why no?
[19:42:02] Mikoolo Well duuh.
[19:42:06] Mikoolo You're a guy.
[19:42:12] Mikoolo And not one of her besties.
[19:42:20] Mikoolo She's your coworker.
[19:43:02] Mikoolo Coprophiliac sexual relations with your SO's, Sander?
[19:43:46] Mikoolo Get a 5 foot long strap-on and tell him "OK!"
[19:45:08] Mikoolo Like this Sander? NSFW https://youtu.be/OKzepz-SORc
[19:46:07] Mikoolo Imagine if ComputerTech clicked on that infront of his mum thinking "Can't be that bad if it's on youtube." and ignoring the NSFW part.
[19:53:40] Mikoolo It's a fit woman of unknown age and unknown breast size or facial looks that shaves her vagina.
[19:53:48] Mikoolo With a narrator for how to shave it.
[19:57:22] Mikoolo That can't be real.
[19:58:25] Mikoolo She's leaning forward and arching her back backwards to make her butt look bigger, wof.
[20:00:36] Mikoolo Not as big as it appears on the picture, wof.
[20:00:53] Mikoolo That pose must hurt her spine.
[20:08:21] Mikoolo .w
[20:08:27] Mikoolo SO FUCKING CLOSE.
[20:08:37] Mikoolo .w boden
[20:08:47] Mikoolo Thats like 30km north of me.
[20:08:54] Mikoolo .cc distance luleå boden
[20:09:04] Mikoolo .cc 11.75 miles to km
[20:09:13] Mikoolo 20 then.
[20:25:47] Mikoolo The radio active and sad emojis are fitting, wof.
[20:43:06] Mikoolo I know, Sander.
[20:44:37] Mikoolo She has a house in björsbyn iirc, Sander.
[20:47:29] Mikoolo .w
[20:49:00] Mikoolo What about this aerobics video Frogorg? https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g
[20:50:04] Mikoolo "As a native English speaker, my advice to any Japanese people is to remember to always do the dance when you tell people about your bad case of diarrhoea - without the dance the words are meaningless"
[20:51:19] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/rhTQrqyiHK0 more aerobics
[20:52:28] Mikoolo I got a czech one too Frogorg.
[20:53:05] Mikoolo That better be the chess one, HelderHeid.
[20:53:12] Mikoolo It is
[20:55:31] Mikoolo ComputerTech is quitting rizon!
[20:55:36] Mikoolo Announcement Over!
[20:56:45] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech. The Frogorg Comic. https://i.imgur.com/OZewyeR.jpg
[21:14:11] Mikoolo Nice selife, Frogorg.
[21:14:14] Mikoolo selfie*
[21:14:36] Mikoolo Remind me to never pick on you in real life, Frogorg.
[21:15:01] Mikoolo Me too.
[21:15:19] Mikoolo You've all seen the pic of me knee deep in the swamp.
[21:15:38] Mikoolo You haven't seen the swamp pic? D:
[21:17:55] Mikoolo You can see that I am fat by the stomach areas poking out between the straps on my harness, Frogorg.
[21:18:29] Mikoolo That was 6 days before that happened.
[21:19:32] Mikoolo Co-worker took the picture. He was greatful that I voluntered to walk in that area so he could do the road side of the fence.
[21:26:13] Mikoolo 3 pronged brush cutter blade, guest_ewpai.
[21:28:10] Mikoolo I recommend using all the eye protections you have if you use that blade in your field of work or at free time, guest_ewpai.
[21:28:52] Mikoolo You've heard what happened to me right?
[21:29:34] Mikoolo Yes.
[21:30:12] Mikoolo I am blind in my right eye and got a 1.4cm metal wire permanently stuck in my brain after a workplace accident with that blade and saw, guest_ewpai.
[21:30:39] Mikoolo Only apologize if you caused the accident.
[21:31:03] Mikoolo It came in lenght wise, like a bullet.
[21:31:14] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/iCT5Plu.jpg helmet + metal mesh visor on it.
[21:31:32] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/6jHXO26.jpg the regular glasses I wear due to bad eyesight.
[21:32:11] Mikoolo The fence on the pic where I am knee deep in water.
[21:32:46] Mikoolo It turned a lose wire from it into a projectile.
[21:33:56] Mikoolo 50 fragments from the eye glasses were removed from my eye.
[21:34:18] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg this is what the eye looks like right now. Pic is a bit old but theres no change since then.
[21:35:21] Mikoolo I plan on changing line of work.
[21:35:31] Mikoolo But this was a freak accident.
[21:35:35] Mikoolo Like 1 in 10 million chance.
[21:36:33] Mikoolo The union representative for my region called me aswell and asked questions. He said they have never heard about an accident like this and theres thousands of kilometers of that fence that is cleared from undergrowing vegetation each year.
[21:37:29] Mikoolo The insurance company is a bit slow with their payment tho.
[21:37:51] Mikoolo It's a good one. One of the biggest and has close contact with loads of unions.
[21:38:20] Mikoolo I might become better than him at it if I start now.
[21:38:37] Mikoolo He's too occupied with starting new project and never reaching 1.0 with his other hundred project.s
[21:39:54] Mikoolo They said "If you don't get anuity then call us asap.", submarine.
[21:40:12] Mikoolo Fuck thats horrible.
[21:41:37] Mikoolo Here's the x-ray of the metal object.
[21:41:57] Mikoolo The shitty part with it is that I cant' use it as an anntena to pick up the local radio stations with it.
[21:42:05] Mikoolo antenna*
[21:42:25] Mikoolo :D
[21:42:34] Mikoolo Did you see the brain hemorraghe x-ray pic then h4?
[21:43:05] Mikoolo It's ok submarine.
[21:43:12] Mikoolo I've told this story 100000 times now.
[21:44:00] Mikoolo Everyone treats me like a unicorn in a horse pasture.
[21:44:17] Mikoolo They are all surprised that I do not have any neurological issues after this.
[21:44:40] Mikoolo Yeah.
[21:45:05] Mikoolo Some nurses were surprised that I was concious the entire time from the accident up until they put me under for surgery.
[21:45:46] Mikoolo ^
[21:46:14] Mikoolo It might be too small to trigger the metal detector alarms.
[21:46:20] Mikoolo Same.
[21:46:49] Mikoolo They did x-rays 2 times after I got out from the hospital. Hasn't moved a milimeter since it decided I was a nice comfy place to live in.
[21:47:39] Mikoolo I used to leave bloodsamples once a week and then once every two weeks. To see if it's causing any infections.
[21:47:55] Mikoolo For roughly 3 months.
[21:48:09] Mikoolo It's most likely stainless steel, submarine.
[21:48:22] Mikoolo No MRI.
[21:48:31] Mikoolo Computertopography or whatever it's called is ok.
[21:48:43] Mikoolo Many, Frogorg.
[21:49:23] Mikoolo The contrast fluid was annoying.
[21:49:43] Mikoolo Felt like I needed to pee and had a glass of whisky by how warm my chest felt.
[21:52:36] Mikoolo intensive care unit
[21:54:28] Mikoolo Mum isn't ill.
[21:54:37] Mikoolo It was nephew who was ill.
[21:54:46] Mikoolo I might go get it this weekend.
[21:55:33] Mikoolo .w
[21:56:41] Mikoolo Gonna help a friend moving on thursday. His dad is getting a new and smaller apartment.
[21:56:56] Mikoolo But it's fuck all away from here.
[21:57:03] Mikoolo Bed time Frogorg?
[21:57:25] Mikoolo Ah
[21:58:38] Mikoolo My heart used to race like crazy while I smoked weed, drank energy drinks and played call of duty back in and before 2018.
[21:59:42] Mikoolo I might head out tomorrow.
[21:59:47] Mikoolo Out of toilet paper and snus.
[22:00:13] Mikoolo Showers after each poop.
[22:01:08] Mikoolo But I'm off to bed here. Read manga before sleep.
[22:01:17] Mikoolo I forgot to buy tp on sunday.
[22:01:22] Mikoolo Haven't been outside since then.
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