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[08:17:00] Mikoolo .w

[08:21:28] Mikoolo Go out and buy me tp, Sander.

[08:22:23] Mikoolo Thats nohting.

[08:22:41] Mikoolo .w Kiruna

[08:37:24] Mikoolo Didn't know you had your human membership rewoked, irish666.

[08:37:59] Mikoolo He's been trying to reach the NHS recommended bmi levels for months now, Ziginox.

[08:38:08] Mikoolo He consider himself to still be fat.

[08:45:23] Mikoolo 15 minutes until a bus comes.

[08:45:30] Mikoolo Gonna be a lazy fuck and take the bus to the grocery store.

[08:45:45] Mikoolo 800meters.

[08:45:53] Mikoolo Also

[08:45:54] Mikoolo .w

[08:46:07] Mikoolo My eye.

[08:46:16] Mikoolo Someone already did.

[08:46:30] Mikoolo Yeah

[08:46:36] Mikoolo Fucker should get beaten.

[08:47:32] Mikoolo This will be the third time I take the bus to and from the grocery store since I moved in here 13ish years ago, h4.

[08:47:39] Mikoolo So my track record ain't perfect but it's ok.

[08:49:45] Mikoolo Me=

[08:49:46] Mikoolo ?

[08:49:48] Mikoolo Jogging?

[08:50:44] Mikoolo Leftovers are better heated in microwave than on the stove.

[08:50:57] Mikoolo They retain more nutrients.

[08:51:04] Mikoolo Due to the faster heating.

[08:51:16] Mikoolo Sure, what do you need?

[08:51:43] Mikoolo Sure.

[08:52:09] Mikoolo Will a tomatenanders or tomatendavid work? Incase I don't find a tomato named mark.

[08:52:46] Mikoolo Ah you want tomato purée.

[09:19:58] Mikoolo home

[09:23:35] Mikoolo jogger

[09:25:00] Mikoolo Jogger is a person that slowly runs for excercising purposes.

[09:28:09] Mikoolo .yt JX50E4ORzcE

[09:28:10] Mikoolo lol

[09:31:11] Mikoolo h4

[09:31:14] Mikoolo .yt DbFp4VtqUbE

[09:34:52] Mikoolo Because it's in your recommended videos, KurtGodel. Didn't see any 56k dialup ad on my end.

[09:44:01] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/eD1mFxvIL5w

[09:46:03] Mikoolo Can you stop?

[09:49:23] Mikoolo This isn't a channel to accuse people for stuff in, Fr0sty.

[09:50:24] Mikoolo Me too.

[09:50:44] Mikoolo He spammed me in pm then asked how I banned him.

[09:56:38] Mikoolo Why even bother rejoining only to quit?

[10:08:35] Mikoolo YOU CAN DO IT H4!

[10:08:47] Mikoolo YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE IF YOU GIVE UP!

[10:09:23] Mikoolo YES!

[10:12:07] Mikoolo Btw h4. I managed to get to the grocery store by bus, shop and back home within 20 minutes.

[10:12:24] Mikoolo .w

[10:19:07] Mikoolo Brusselsprouts are underrated imo.

[10:27:04] Mikoolo Better you than your entire family!

[10:33:45] Mikoolo Here, play some games.

[10:35:03] Mikoolo It might.

[10:35:14] Mikoolo Babysitt your nephew or nieces, irish666.

[10:35:22] Mikoolo And go to a playground with them.

[10:36:37] Mikoolo You're the last in your family?

[10:36:44] Mikoolo No parents, siblings, cousins and that?

[10:37:32] Mikoolo Ask ComputerTech's mum if she can adopt you, irish666.

[10:41:27] Mikoolo I agree with that, Chiester.

[10:41:52] Mikoolo Niece prefers her step-dad (my brother) over her biological dad.

[10:45:05] Mikoolo Or just move to the us to your fiance, irish666.

[11:49:37] Mikoolo .w

[11:56:34] Mikoolo :p

[11:56:36] Mikoolo .w yakutsk

[11:56:57] Mikoolo We had -42c back in 1999, irc_standardnick

[11:57:05] Mikoolo For a few days.

[11:57:27] Mikoolo .cc coldest temperature lulea 1999

[11:57:35] Mikoolo .cc -42f to c

[12:03:43] Mikoolo Hi duckscarf, long time no see.

[12:04:18] Mikoolo Nah.

[12:04:25] Mikoolo I was.

[12:04:28] Mikoolo Christmas season nick.

[12:04:44] Mikoolo Been using it for the 3rd year now.

[12:05:17] Mikoolo Yeah

[12:05:20] Mikoolo The rednosed one.

[12:05:32] Mikoolo The one in front of all the other reindeers.

[12:06:22] Mikoolo No

[12:06:28] Mikoolo Thats Hess you're looking at, duckscarf.

[12:06:49] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer

[12:10:15] Mikoolo Also the most warmongering one of them, duckscarf.

[12:10:24] Mikoolo He was named after Blitzkrieg.

[12:12:12] Mikoolo Yes

[12:12:24] Mikoolo WW2 ones, on the German side.

[12:13:16] Mikoolo Reindeer, Rhinedeer.

[12:13:31] Mikoolo A river in germany.

[12:13:47] Mikoolo Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, flying in the sky pulling santas sleigh full of gifts.

[12:14:10] Mikoolo Rudolf Hess, a nazi that flew to England on a mission of peace and friendship.

[12:14:39] Mikoolo Rudolf hess was beaten bloody at prison hence Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

[12:14:46] Mikoolo See, duckscarf.

[12:15:51] Mikoolo So if we remove you the collective will get smarter?

[12:19:06] Mikoolo He's a proper hindu, DuckHunt.

[12:19:08] Mikoolo duckscarf*

[12:20:02] Mikoolo It's ok Fr0sty. We don't care what religion you have.

[12:20:18] Mikoolo No need to pretend to fit in.

[12:22:29] Mikoolo .t Kaisa hai bhai

[12:22:50] Mikoolo He's deranged, irc_standardnick.

[12:25:45] Mikoolo ComputerTech doesn't count.

[12:26:10] Mikoolo He's no ones best friend.

[12:26:15] Mikoolo He's a people pleaser.

[12:26:22] Mikoolo hi

[12:26:34] Mikoolo Want to go out for a walk with me Frogorg?

[12:26:44] Mikoolo I can buy you a salad for lunch.

[12:26:47] Mikoolo o

[12:27:05] Mikoolo .w

[12:27:10] Mikoolo Frogorg ^

[12:27:19] Mikoolo It's ok.

[12:27:23] Mikoolo I was out earlier today.

[12:27:35] Mikoolo Was a lazy fuck tho and took the bus 800 meters.

[12:28:01] Mikoolo Don't really want to walk in this temperature.

[12:28:31] Mikoolo Too much snow, duckscarf.

[12:29:00] Mikoolo And I got stitches on my eyeball and didn't want to expose it to too much cold temp for the walk.

[12:29:23] Mikoolo Do mods kick if you say that the moon orbits around earth, irc_standardnick?

[12:29:48] Mikoolo No, duckscarf.

[12:29:55] Mikoolo It's -32c here.

[12:30:10] Mikoolo And I don't want to expose my stitches in the eyeball to this temp too much.

[12:31:06] Mikoolo I can put a scart over my right eye, Frogorg. To keep it insulated from the cold temps.

[12:31:14] Mikoolo A lot, duckscarf.

[12:31:20] Mikoolo Workplace accident in the middle of august.

[12:31:30] Mikoolo I am for all practical purposes blind on my right eye.

[12:31:52] Mikoolo And I got a metal fragment permanently embedded in my brain.

[12:31:59] Mikoolo A 1.4cm long wire.

[12:32:41] Mikoolo For all practical purposes yes. Only on the right eye.

[12:33:01] Mikoolo Metal wire penetrated protective visor on my helmet, glasses, eye, eyesocket and into the brain.

[12:33:12] Mikoolo 50 fragments from the glasses were removed from the eye.

[12:33:45] Mikoolo I got x-ray's and a selfie if you want to see, duckscarf.

[12:34:13] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[12:34:17] Mikoolo That white line is the metal wire.

[12:34:24] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/bNnPYY2.jpg

[12:34:36] Mikoolo The white areas in the middle is the brain hemorraghe I experienced.

[12:35:08] Mikoolo Yeah it looks longer than 1.4cm. But thats what the medical journal says.

[12:35:42] Mikoolo I thought it was 2cm at first.

[12:36:09] Mikoolo It's very lucky that I ain't having any neurological issues from it, at the moment.

[12:36:20] Mikoolo Would rather have died than to become a vegetable.

[12:36:36] Mikoolo hi

[12:36:54] Mikoolo Ah

[12:37:00] Mikoolo I got you on steam.

[12:37:04] Mikoolo It's ok.

[12:39:35] Mikoolo Hope they remove the stitches soon.

[12:40:17] Mikoolo I have cornea separation according to the cute eye doctor I saw back at the start of december.

[12:41:12] Mikoolo But considering that they had to reconstruct my pupil it ain't that bad. And that I can't see with the eye.

[12:41:19] Mikoolo Cornea separation is not painful.

[12:42:11] Mikoolo If you've ever been kicked in the balls then you've experienced worse pains than my eye injury, waz.

[12:42:31] Mikoolo It might get greyed over.

[12:42:37] Mikoolo But my pupil looks messed up.

[12:42:52] Mikoolo Here waz https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg

[12:43:24] Mikoolo Mum took the pic for me.

[12:43:51] Mikoolo Took this selfie about a hour after the accident, waz. NSFW https://i.imgur.com/EIM2uVs.jpg

[12:44:34] Mikoolo Some nurses were surprised that I was concious the entire time from the accident until they put me under for the first surgery.

[13:00:15] Mikoolo If wez and waz fight, who would win?

[13:00:42] Mikoolo Ah.

[13:00:45] Mikoolo Good job.

[13:00:59] Mikoolo You may pick one animal from your country to assist you in the fight.

[13:01:12] Mikoolo Both of you.

[13:02:13] Mikoolo I would have chosen the kangaroo, or a snake or spider.

[13:02:52] Mikoolo Only had kangaroo once. In the form of a burger.

[13:03:01] Mikoolo It was nothing special.

[13:03:16] Mikoolo Theres Loch Ness.

[13:03:26] Mikoolo Nessie*

[13:03:29] Mikoolo Loch is the lake.

[13:45:54] Mikoolo Only one pic of sweden and it's in stockholm, HelderHeid.

[13:45:56] Mikoolo I am disappointed.

[13:46:01] Mikoolo .w stockholm

[13:46:07] Mikoolo Only -7c there.

[13:46:11] Mikoolo .w

[13:49:44] Mikoolo Drink this before going to work.

[13:49:47] Mikoolo It's cold out there.

[13:50:15] Mikoolo .w warsaw

[13:50:20] Mikoolo True.

[13:50:22] Mikoolo Ain't cold there.

[14:37:09] Mikoolo I wonder how your cats would react if they suddenly saw a dozen stubby legged lizards get released in the home, phonekait.

[14:37:44] Mikoolo foxy's outdoor cat would.

[14:37:49] Mikoolo But yours are indoor cats right?

[14:38:01] Mikoolo They might be terrified at first.

[14:58:31] Mikoolo Your outdoor cat would chase a skink if it was in your home, foxy.

[14:58:42] Mikoolo Stubby legged type of lizard.

[15:01:24] Mikoolo Yeah but he's outdoor too.

[15:01:28] Mikoolo He has seen some shit out there.

[15:11:56] Mikoolo Only if the wildlife doesn't have a natural predator to cats.

[15:12:44] Mikoolo Nah.

[15:12:55] Mikoolo Hawks, eagles, falcons. Are natural predators to cats.

[15:13:30] Mikoolo Foxes too.

[15:13:37] Mikoolo Owls then, wez.

[15:28:48] Mikoolo Internets works for weather

[15:28:54] Mikoolo .w lulea

[15:31:07] Mikoolo I am windowsing.

[15:31:44] Mikoolo It's ok, wez. I like the convenience that windows offers.

[15:32:03] Mikoolo Don't know what you're talking about Syndus.

[15:32:43] Mikoolo Thats the fermented fish, Syndus.

[15:33:11] Mikoolo It does what I want by clicking without the need to write command lines, wez.

[15:33:51] Mikoolo haggis?

[15:34:08] Mikoolo It's filled sheep stomach.

[15:34:22] Mikoolo lutfisk*

[15:34:54] Mikoolo Well, you want the norwegian one so lutefisk.

[15:35:50] Mikoolo lutefisk is norwegian.

[15:35:55] Mikoolo Lutfisk is the swedish spelling.

[15:36:25] Mikoolo haggis is the only tripe food I know about.

[15:36:42] Mikoolo But it uses sheep stomach so it ain't tripe.

[15:37:32] Mikoolo You're thinking about the seal they fill with auks and burry?

[15:38:52] Mikoolo $in 6s answer foxy why not?

[15:43:33] Mikoolo Is he named after the wiener, foxy?

[15:43:48] Mikoolo .yt I want to be a oscar meyer wiener

[16:13:23] Mikoolo hi

[16:14:08] Mikoolo I'm not working from home due to the weather \g. But I took the bus 800 meters to the grocery store coz fuck this.

[16:14:08] Mikoolo .w

[16:14:37] Mikoolo Nice spring weather you got there.

[16:15:49] Mikoolo .f

[16:25:27] Mikoolo He's busy scratching his crotch zof. He decided to get some fresh crabs in warsaw by getting a cheap prostitute.

[16:33:14] Mikoolo Hi ira666.

[16:48:18] Mikoolo In the clothes you're curently wearing.

[16:49:51] Mikoolo .w

[16:50:36] Mikoolo He wanted fresh crabs from the cheap prostitute, phonekait.

[17:58:12] Mikoolo wiggers are the worst ggers.

[17:59:55] Mikoolo They are already using vehicles to kill people on purpose with in the US, Frogorg.

[18:00:08] Mikoolo quite recently last year some madman drove into a parade.

[18:01:28] Mikoolo The issue isn't that guns are legal or illegal in the us, Frogorg. The issue is that guns are so glorified and loads of people are gun fetishists, Frogorg.

[18:02:52] Mikoolo Frogorg to loads of americans a firearm hold as much weight to them as jesus.

[18:03:42] Mikoolo By nuking it, h4.

[18:03:48] Mikoolo The fastest way to make them smarter.

[18:04:58] Mikoolo Do you glorify your firearms, \g?

[18:09:24] Mikoolo Did you see kentucky's glock video \g? :D

[18:09:46] Mikoolo \g https://youtu.be/vEjGeP6KCDE

[18:10:29] Mikoolo Yeah

[18:10:39] Mikoolo I started watching him before the accident.

[18:11:12] Mikoolo Forgotten Weapons > Demoranch. Imo.

[18:12:25] Mikoolo How the fuck did he go years without knowing that he was colourblind, Frogorg?

[18:13:09] Mikoolo He never had an eye exam?

[18:13:28] Mikoolo I remember back in my youth first time I checked my eyesight they also colourblind tested me, \g.

[18:14:09] Mikoolo Thats because you're too sober, irish666.

[18:18:11] Mikoolo Handle what h4?

[18:18:52] Mikoolo Did she repeat a x is y and z joke again, h4?

[18:19:52] Mikoolo Just do the thing, h4.

[18:20:03] Mikoolo Yeah that thing.

[18:20:10] Mikoolo Let someone else handle the fallout.

[18:21:03] Mikoolo Thats how you know she didn't actually make one if she has to explain it was one, h4.

[18:21:19] Mikoolo The thing.

[18:21:26] Mikoolo Let it be someone elses problem

[18:21:54] Mikoolo Indeed, Frogorg.

[18:23:43] Mikoolo Thats the purpose of the thing, h4. If the person doesn't want to change or learn to tell proper jokes or be more imaginative or inventive then just do the thing to the person.

[18:24:42] Mikoolo Well. Jokes for kids just makes me shrug so I guess I'm old, h4.

[18:25:45] Mikoolo She also repeats the same type of joke but replaces the subject and claims it's new, Frogorg.

[18:26:51] Mikoolo irish666, you should ask ComputerTech if the fresh crabs he got in warsaw was tasty.

[18:27:11] Mikoolo He paid a cheap prostitute to get them, irish666.

[18:28:48] Mikoolo Might be an alt, h4.

[18:29:56] Mikoolo Considering her need for attention whats more annoying and attention pulling than an annoying long nick in all caps, h4?

[18:43:44] Mikoolo It only counts as his body count if he personally killed them, h4.

[18:44:19] Mikoolo Filthy immigrant scum.

[18:44:29] Mikoolo Should have stayed in austria.

[19:11:14] Mikoolo KK = Swedish slang for Fuck Buddy, Knull Kompis.

[19:11:39] Mikoolo KKK = Kuk Lyx Klan

[19:11:46] Mikoolo .t sv en kuk lyx klan

[19:19:23] Mikoolo Translate it to irish666, h4.

[19:19:26] Mikoolo Thats what he wants.

[19:20:45] Mikoolo +er

[19:21:13] Mikoolo He's danish.

[19:21:44] Mikoolo .w flensburg

[19:22:11] Mikoolo Who was german.

[19:26:14] Mikoolo It's like saying all the scots are english, irish666.

[19:27:04] Mikoolo .yt s> :: YouTube Deutsche Oma regt sich in Wien über english subs

[19:28:00] Mikoolo Oh she's in wien.

[19:29:27] Mikoolo I whined and drank wine in wien.

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