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[08:00:42] h4 whoa

[08:00:45] h4 how does he get back in?

[08:03:03] h4 ChRoNiC weak windows taskbar you got there

[08:04:52] h4 i have no taskbar

[08:05:07] h4 hyprland

[08:05:13] h4 only got two waybars with information

[08:05:18] h4 please

[08:05:29] h4 the taskbar on my windows for gaming is empty

[08:05:35] h4 yeah try to behave then

[08:06:35] h4 I can show u the dwm bar of this machine

[08:09:15] h4 https://imgur.com/a/X88eZdf

[08:09:47] h4 oh no, it shows my IP

[08:09:50] h4 please don't hack me

[08:09:50] h4 :D

[08:10:22] h4 that is pretty default dwm

[08:10:31] h4 not really

[08:10:33] h4 does not even show icons

[08:11:43] h4 ChRoNiC

[08:11:51] h4 maybe you can find Nntzl around here somewhere

[08:12:01] h4 hint: the l is followed by a number

[08:12:17] h4 if someone were to add a m

[08:12:18] h4 like

[08:12:25] h4 you could not talk anymore

[08:12:40] h4 but now you can

[08:13:05] h4 my client with german language calls it "Channel-Modus"

[08:13:28] h4 thanks to Mikoolo we got +N

[08:15:04] h4 Mikoolo says here N: Channel-Notices verbieten

[08:15:17] h4 lol

[08:16:02] h4 only remember that one framework for irc bots

[08:16:06] h4 was that also called eggdrop?

[08:16:15] h4 my breakfast was underwhelming

[08:16:18] h4 the egg was undercooked

[08:16:27] h4 i barely got it out of its shell without destroying it

[08:16:34] h4 and then I could drink the yoke

[08:16:39] h4 is the yellow stuff the yoke?

[08:16:49] h4 it's one of these stupid machines where you add water

[08:17:01] h4 and the amount of water determines the cooking time

[08:17:14] h4 i lost that little cup that had the amount/time printed on it

[08:17:22] h4 now I just freestyle it and get a surprise egg every day

[08:17:34] h4 way too much consumption of energy for a single egg

[08:17:44] h4 for a single egg :O

[08:17:59] h4 then I'm required to eat more than one too ...

[08:18:11] h4 heating up a pot of water

[08:18:22] h4 there comes a time when I'm sick of specific types of food

[08:18:25] h4 i get sick of eggs very fast

[08:19:17] h4 i sure do

[08:19:29] h4 yes

[08:19:35] h4 but i got a substitute for that

[08:19:42] h4 it's probably older than me

[08:19:47] h4 but even has a safety feature

[08:19:55] h4 i remember it being hurtful when I found it as a kid

[08:19:59] h4 and played around with it

[08:20:30] h4 but I don't even like Hitler

[08:20:38] h4 the only halfway positive thing I could say about him

[08:20:43] h4 is that he was kind of a fascinating character

[08:20:54] h4 but other than that

[08:20:55] h4 major cunt

[08:21:11] h4 but he cheated the system

[08:21:19] h4 by making his origin a part of the country he migrated to

[08:21:32] h4 why?

[08:21:43] h4 that's a lot of words to say he was a war criminal

[08:21:55] h4 that's fair

[08:22:06] h4 did it change your opinion on the guy?

[08:22:29] h4 he is?

[08:22:44] h4 that might take a while

[08:22:55] h4 resistance against putin is very low

[08:23:06] h4 and it does not look like ukraine can actually repel the russians for good

[08:23:35] h4 not really

[08:23:42] h4 he has cancer?

[08:23:59] h4 two years back

[08:24:06] h4 Kim-Jong Un was rumoured to be sick

[08:24:09] h4 seriously sick

[08:24:16] h4 has he made an appearance ever since?

[08:24:27] h4 i like how Hitchens called North Korea a Necrocracy

[08:24:39] h4 because Kim-Jong Uns daddy is still highest ranking person in that country

[08:25:10] h4 Mikoolo you did not know Kissinger kicked the bucket?

[08:25:22] h4 his and Wolfgang Schäubles deaths were the best deaths of 2023

[08:25:43] h4 yes

[08:25:49] h4 had no idea putin even had cancer

[08:25:55] h4 oh you too?

[08:26:01] h4 I got up at exactly 9

[08:26:02] h4 :D

[08:26:05] h4 wait

[08:26:21] h4 gay

[08:26:27] h4 but I don't remember if that is true

[08:26:37] h4 or if I just sat down in front of the pc at 9

[08:26:42] h4 I mean it's not the first thing in the morning

[08:27:02] h4 so all vegetarians are like hitler

[08:27:03] h4 got it

[08:27:12] h4 oh god

[08:27:15] h4 who let schizo-fifel in?

[08:27:36] h4 was she hot?

[08:27:41] h4 did he use protection?

[08:27:46] h4 as long as they don't reproduce

[08:27:52] h4 they can fuck their cousins for all I care

[08:28:18] h4 Angela...that name has some bad connotations

[08:28:24] h4 .t en de connotation

[08:28:28] h4 thx

[08:28:31] h4 like I knew what that meant :D

[08:28:52] h4 oh okay

[08:28:55] h4 assoziation is fine

[08:29:21] h4 Mikoolo again

[08:29:24] h4 I don't use steam

[08:30:04] h4 have some english breakfast then

[08:30:11] h4 or some curry

[08:30:29] h4 .quote add <+ChRoNiC> i hecked haLF THE states with windows lol

[08:30:59] h4 hwo many states did you hack then?

[08:31:03] h4 *how

[08:31:35] h4 you don't say

[08:40:29] h4 so

[08:40:34] h4 you just killed the conversation ChRoNiC

[08:40:38] h4 that's sad

[08:42:03] h4 who do I like?

[08:42:10] h4 tough question

[08:42:20] h4 can't be anyone from IRC, I only chat with these people

[08:42:41] h4 there was this cute turkish-german one I went to university with

[08:42:53] h4 but I haven't seen her in years so not her anymore

[14:04:31] h4 hmm

[14:04:42] h4 sorry for what?

[14:04:49] h4 now I wanna slap you

[14:04:51] h4 just in case

[14:04:59] h4 no

[14:05:00] h4 for what?

[14:05:36] h4 you sent me a sry bb via Angel

[14:05:37] h4 why?

[14:06:36] h4 <Angel> [tell] h4: 2024-01-02 - 10:09:28UTC <ComputerTech> tell h4 sry bb

[14:06:48] h4 ye I also got a free meal

[14:06:50] h4 so that's nice :D

[14:07:07] h4 it was chicken and rice

[14:07:11] h4 i think some mushrooms

[14:07:19] h4 and some sauce...Rahmsoße oder so?

[14:07:53] h4 and my stepmom gave me a ride home because she went for groceries

[14:08:05] h4 who is maylay?

[14:08:09] h4 why do I wanna kick him?

[14:08:13] h4 Mikoolo she is 60+

[14:08:31] h4 i guess something around 36°C

[14:08:46] h4 no pretty normal

[14:08:51] h4 37°C would be meh

[14:08:55] h4 >38°C would be hot

[14:09:04] h4 oh

[14:09:05] h4 nvm then

[14:09:15] h4 the meal was a good thing too

[14:09:19] h4 else I'd have made myself a pizza

[14:09:30] h4 and that wouldn't do shit against my love handles

[14:09:32] h4 and them titties

[14:10:25] h4 thx

[14:10:28] h4 .w

[14:10:31] h4 i too love rain

[14:10:41] h4 wdym?

[14:20:33] h4 .quote read 809

[14:20:36] h4 glad that guy is gone

[14:20:36] h4 :D

[14:21:56] h4 what about Whizard?

[14:21:57] h4 he is real

[14:21:59] h4 I have spoken to him

[14:24:22] h4 heard about it

[14:24:26] h4 do you recommend it?

[14:24:32] h4 I'm reading Asimov right now

[14:24:35] h4 just started that one book

[14:24:38] h4 ofc i will

[14:24:49] h4 I can't discuss lore with other people when reading it in german

[14:25:02] h4 you know what the german version of John Snow was in A Song Of Ice and Fire?

[14:25:05] h4 JOHN SCHNEE

[14:25:08] h4 I shit you not

[14:25:38] h4 nj what is it?

[14:25:59] h4 I don't get it

[14:26:00] h4 why?

[14:26:08] h4 what'S the point of writing it like that?

[14:26:32] h4 what am I supposed to picture when i read "in-sewer-ants"?

[14:26:44] h4 who dat?

[14:27:08] h4 the invisible hand of the market at work

[14:27:40] h4 I think I got them on my pocketbook

[14:30:32] h4 take your pisswasser away

[14:30:35] h4 why offer this to someone?

[14:30:41] h4 do you want your channel to go back to 12 users?

[14:31:11] h4 don'T let yourself get peer pressured nj

[14:49:10] h4 i just powernapped for 10 minutes

[14:49:13] h4 i am so refreshed

[14:49:51] h4 your mom is weak

[14:50:08] h4 lol

[14:51:03] h4 why did your mom insult me?

[14:51:10] h4 she said

[14:51:11] h4 get this

[14:51:15] h4 I'm hanging around with idiots in irc

[14:51:29] h4 she did not tell me who she was talking about

[14:51:35] h4 just hinted that the nick started with a C

[14:51:41] h4 and I don't think she means Comp

[14:51:42] h4 ass

[14:53:15] h4 bubble butt

[14:53:44] h4 hey 22

[14:53:55] h4 too late

[14:53:58] h4 try again next year

[14:54:44] h4 wtf is your malfunction?

[14:55:10] h4 don't worry

[14:55:15] h4 Mikoolo will somehow turn this around

[14:55:18] h4 so we will all laugh

[14:55:35] h4 I don't get it

[14:55:57] h4 he will just spread infections

[14:56:39] h4 oh

[14:56:43] h4 Hitler.My.Friend-TENOKE

[14:56:46] h4 sounds like a fun game

[14:57:25] h4 you played it?

[14:57:30] h4 ofc fill it bandit

[14:57:34] h4 that's what I was asking for :D

[14:57:50] h4 wanna suggest it to tors

[14:57:55] h4 oh wait, he is not allowed there

[14:57:58] h4 sucks to be him

[14:58:17] h4 there was this other awesome graphic porn game a few weeks back

[14:58:26] h4 I was actually tempted to download it just to check it out

[14:58:35] h4 but then didn't

[14:58:46] h4 it was >30G i think

[14:59:25] h4 go download it ComputerTech

[14:59:28] h4 be Hitlers friend

[14:59:37] h4 it's only 423M

[14:59:48] h4 476M

[14:59:58] h4 but he lives in ireland

[15:00:15] h4 oh you are in a modern part of the world

[15:00:19] h4 shouldn't take more than 15 secs

[15:00:31] h4 stalins dick looks weird

[15:00:42] h4 also them titties

[15:01:18] h4 dude

[15:01:25] h4 stop coming up with new ideas of things nobody needs

[15:01:28] h4 just to never finish anything

[15:01:32] h4 try to finish at least one fucking project

[15:01:41] h4 which?

[15:01:48] h4 hexchat plugins

[15:01:51] h4 elitepaste

[15:01:52] h4 for real?

[15:01:56] h4 lol

[15:02:27] h4 aren't you using privatebin again?

[15:03:27] h4 why?

[15:03:32] h4 privatebin is far superior

[15:03:39] h4 oh I heard some good piece of advice

[15:03:56] h4 instead of rewriting shit, try implementing things that have been audited countless times before

[15:04:05] h4 so you write less code

[15:04:09] h4 which means less bugs

[15:04:14] h4 !bang

[15:04:16] h4 !reload

[15:04:16] h4 !bang

[15:04:19] h4 !bang

[15:04:26] h4 fuck your face

[15:04:40] h4 so who audited your code yet ComputerTech?

[15:04:58] h4 clearly not

[15:05:02] h4 mom will just compliment him

[15:05:16] h4 probably puking into a bin next to her

[15:05:20] h4 oh that looks good honey

[15:05:22] h4 have a magners

[15:05:27] h4 trolol

[15:05:32] h4 there was that one time

[15:05:48] h4 stop wasting your time on me

[15:05:54] h4 waste it on securing your shit :P

[15:06:12] h4 ComputerTech see pm

[15:06:29] h4 just let it run

[15:06:43] h4 <ComputerTech> 8=====D~~~ :3

[15:06:49] h4 thx for letting me know what you'd wish to happen

[15:06:58] h4 i suppose :3 is you

[15:08:51] h4 <&[EWG]-L0VE> | New GAME Release: Hitler.My.Friend-TENOKE |

[15:08:54] h4 you weren't kidding bandit

[15:09:01] h4 go get it ComputerTech

[15:09:24] h4 ComputerTech: s/no/yes/

[15:10:43] h4 loser

[15:10:58] h4 u

[15:11:00] h4 he wrote u

[15:11:12] h4 nj don't use his plugins

[15:11:17] h4 we found a major flaw in one by mistake

[15:11:22] h4 by pure chance even

[15:11:28] h4 and immediately three people were affected

[15:11:35] h4 based

[15:11:38] h4 whatever you use though

[15:11:43] h4 don't apply any of ComputerTech's code

[15:12:02] h4 but they were all BETA

[15:12:14] h4 barely five lines of code

[15:12:16] h4 already beta status

[15:12:23] h4 shake my dick?

[15:12:41] h4 [16:10:51] <h4> ComputerTech can eat a dick

[15:12:41] h4 [16:11:31] <ComputerTech> he can!

[15:12:51] h4 explains a lot

[15:13:09] h4 you always looked like a dude

[15:13:48] h4 and you are even in a channel

[15:13:52] h4 where you can look for new milkmen

[15:14:12] h4 ComputerTech don't underestimate americans in cars

[15:14:19] h4 even worse: new jersians

[15:14:38] h4 just creepier

[15:15:08] h4 no I don't wanna be in fucking #rizontroublemakers ComputerTech

[15:15:09] h4 wth?

[15:15:23] h4 why would I want to join there?

[15:15:53] h4 having trouble talking to me in all the other channels we share?

[15:16:01] h4 filthy halfop?

[15:16:13] h4 Kowal got cleansed here

[15:16:27] h4 new jersey isn't based

[15:16:31] h4 why would you even think that?

[15:27:32] h4 kkawg you are still only +v?

[15:28:08] h4 oh look at deadly not even protected :D

[15:28:23] h4 hey ComputerTech

[15:28:30] h4 the dude that got a shitting fetish is gone too

[15:28:38] h4 Juest was it?

[16:28:27] h4 Frogorg based

[16:28:49] h4 just privatize everything

[16:28:52] h4 always works

[16:41:03] h4 lol

[16:44:23] h4 Frogorg that is absolutely cool

[16:47:09] h4 bye twentytwo

[16:47:42] h4 o/

[16:47:47] h4 glad you came by

[16:55:05] h4 20 minutes till damn sounds good too

[17:31:27] h4 nice

[17:31:38] h4 what did you do deadly? Get up from your couch?

[17:31:50] h4 first off

[17:31:53] h4 happy new year deadly

[17:31:55] h4 secondly

[17:31:58] h4 fuck ye arse

[17:32:17] h4 you don't need to be

[17:32:18] h4 ComputerTech is

[17:32:22] h4 and he is creeping up on you

[17:36:01] h4 darts

[17:36:03] h4 getting big in germany?

[17:36:04] h4 dude

[17:36:07] h4 i'm not an alcoholic

[17:36:11] h4 ofc I don't like darts

[17:37:11] h4 it's what?

[17:37:23] h4 I know two guys who like darting and play it a lot

[17:37:26] h4 both are alcoholics

[17:45:14] h4 intriguing

[17:49:31] h4 Frogorg i guess 01:23:45 is possible

[17:49:54] h4 deadly wat laberst du mich so von der Seite an?

[17:49:57] h4 paar uffe Fresse?

[17:50:11] h4 .t en lv sharp knife

[17:50:14] h4 lol

[17:50:16] h4 nice

[17:50:56] h4 !!

[17:51:01] h4 you called me a monstrosity

[17:51:21] h4 Mikoolo please kick deadly for being a cunt

[17:51:36] h4 i'm gonna take a piss now

[17:51:40] h4 i expect results upon my return

[17:56:47] h4 oh it's donefor63

[18:00:08] h4 mean h4

[18:02:36] h4 lol

[18:03:02] h4 !bang

[18:03:03] h4 !bang

[18:03:17] h4 you bought an hp

[18:48:02] h4 huh

[18:49:55] h4 nothing

[18:49:59] h4 just friendly banter

[19:19:08] h4 oh not this ComputerGuy again

[19:19:19] h4 the one and only

[19:20:18] h4 what?

[19:20:20] h4 all fail jan6

[19:22:51] h4 !hate jan6

[19:24:28] h4 jan6 is a usurper!

[19:24:46] h4 what is Falkor

[19:24:49] h4 and why is he on my ignore?

[19:26:36] h4 drwho libera is home to most of the foss projects

[19:26:53] h4 the slightly saner irc where people hold hands and help each other

[19:27:24] h4 shame

[19:27:42] h4 I don't think they should force their users to go to some shitty service like discord

[19:27:44] h4 to get help

[20:47:09] h4 Frogorg you sent that before

[20:47:11] h4 i appreciate it

[20:47:16] h4 yes

[20:47:19] h4 and it was fucking awesome :D

[20:50:33] h4 still on the video with americas best athletes

[20:50:48] h4 all these slim people

[20:52:52] h4 $tell wof no u stfu!

[21:37:57] h4 Mikoolo go into programming

[21:38:03] h4 ComputerTech too is looking for a job as dev

[21:38:34] h4 we can all just use our best marketing bullshit, sell some shitty softare that just slows things down with the promise of increased security

[21:38:53] h4 common mistake

[21:42:05] h4 tz

[21:42:05] h4 dude

[21:42:07] h4 I clicked on it

[21:42:12] h4 thinking I get to see something new

[21:42:19] h4 shortly after clicking I read x-ray

[21:42:21] h4 knew what was coming

[21:42:25] h4 and was immediately disappointed

[21:42:33] h4 because I clicked that at least 20 times now

[21:42:41] h4 nice Mikoolo

[21:42:44] h4 you got a new one :D

[21:42:54] h4 shut up Submarine, it's an inside joke between me and Mikoolo

[21:42:57] h4 you just got caught in the middle

[21:43:07] h4 show me Mikoolo

[21:43:09] h4 I'm not sure

[21:43:27] h4 Frogorg those are bad for you :|

[21:43:37] h4 i just ate two slices of salami and a slice of cheese

[21:43:47] h4 got huge appetite right now

[21:43:55] h4 no that one is actually new Mikoolo

[21:43:56] h4 and scary

[21:44:08] h4 Frogorg we all are

[21:44:34] h4 humans are a lot sturdier than one would think

[21:44:45] h4 my brother in law survived a stroke and apart from high blood pressure

[21:44:48] h4 he has no damage whatsoever

[21:44:55] h4 and that dude was in ER for weeks

[21:45:00] h4 or a week

[21:45:01] h4 no

[21:45:06] h4 ER is the emergency room

[21:45:15] h4 that other area where really fucked up halfdead people are

[21:45:19] h4 always at danger of dying

[21:45:34] h4 no he gets repelled

[21:45:36] h4 and pushed back

[21:45:39] h4 by magnetic force

[21:46:33] h4 intensive care

[21:46:37] h4 is what i wanted to say

[21:47:20] h4 Mikoolo it has become a part of Mikoolo now

[21:48:38] h4 CT gives head

[21:48:39] h4 why do you ask?

[21:54:35] h4 HelderHeid exactly

[21:54:41] h4 Neo_Nemesis no!

[21:57:20] h4 time for pushups ofc

[21:57:48] h4 wouldn't your heart start racing then?

[21:58:03] h4 !bang

[21:58:04] h4 !bang

[21:58:05] h4 !bang

[21:59:58] h4 might

[22:00:00] h4 out of toilet paper

[22:00:06] h4 what would be the alternative?

[22:00:08] h4 asking for juest

[22:01:05] h4 good job Chiester

[22:01:13] h4 your shitty attitude drove Frogorg away

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