IRC Driven

[08:25:31] h4 cold weather you got there

[08:25:32] h4 .w

[08:25:50] h4 I wish I had anything that even closely resembles winter

[08:25:55] h4 but nooo, climate change is great

[08:25:59] h4 more autumn for me

[08:26:21] h4 yo dawg I heard you like rain and storm, so we extended your autumn from octobre to february

[08:26:58] h4 Sander bitte belächel nicht die Menschen in prekären Verhältnissen

[08:34:24] h4 ja Sander

[08:34:35] h4 hey

[08:35:16] h4 funny

[08:45:36] h4 lazy fuck

[08:45:38] h4 how far is it?

[08:45:48] h4 lol

[08:45:50] h4 lazy fuck indeed

[08:45:58] h4 so?

[08:46:02] h4 it's a little cold

[08:46:03] h4 who cares?

[08:46:11] h4 fuck your eye

[08:46:17] h4 what a buzzkill

[08:46:26] h4 what a mean twat

[08:47:42] h4 what's Chiesters problem?

[08:47:49] h4 are you freezing Chiester?

[08:48:11] h4 Mikoolo I mean 800m...you hardly need it

[08:48:13] h4 it's a convenience

[08:48:33] h4 so rude today

[08:48:45] h4 and stupid too lol

[08:49:21] h4 it's cold already :O

[08:49:37] h4 Mikoolo took it for a jog at -31°C

[08:50:00] h4 I got one of those on my fridge

[08:50:04] h4 but I barely use it

[08:50:13] h4 food just does not taste that good when it got microwaved

[08:50:55] h4 Mikoolo can you pick something up for me while grocery shopping?

[08:51:07] h4 I don't want to do it myself with 9°C of rain and storm

[08:51:31] h4 Paprika, some Mozzarella cheese

[08:51:33] h4 bread

[08:51:45] h4 Tomatenmark

[08:51:52] h4 you can't nuke me Peorth

[08:52:00] h4 Putin will consider it a declaration of war

[08:52:03] h4 launch his nukes too

[08:52:26] h4 only if Anders and David come in a tube

[08:52:49] h4 yes

[08:52:49] h4 :D

[08:52:57] h4 .t de en tomatenmark

[08:53:27] h4 huh

[08:53:28] h4 :D

[08:53:38] h4 I mean it's in there

[08:54:05] h4 you would want to give me cancer? :o

[08:54:18] h4 i liked the 2023 Peorth better

[08:55:34] h4 US Emperor-For-Life George Bush...oof

[08:55:59] h4 .nuke /4

[08:56:02] h4 lol

[08:56:05] h4 .u nuke /4

[08:56:14] h4 yes in 2

[08:56:28] h4 .u nuke /5

[08:56:36] h4 oh I know that sort of nuke

[09:15:14] h4 do it

[09:24:46] h4 jogger is the polish version of the n-word

[10:04:15] h4 ban him then

[10:04:31] h4 oh I see dankor finally cracked lol

[10:08:14] h4 Mikoolo

[10:08:16] h4 motivate me

[10:08:24] h4 I need to keep up with the training program frogorg made up for me

[10:08:30] h4 but my arms are tired

[10:08:37] h4 so motivate me plase

[10:08:38] h4 YEA

[10:08:41] h4 but can I though?

[10:08:52] h4 holy shit

[10:08:58] h4 guess I just kill myself then

[10:09:09] h4 but that biceps is really growing

[10:09:12] h4 it seems to work

[10:09:16] h4 you're right Mikoolo

[10:09:17] h4 I have to do it

[10:09:19] h4 for the sake of my family

[10:09:23] h4 thx for motivating me

[10:10:49] h4 :D

[10:15:00] h4 nice

[10:15:03] h4 i too went grocery shopping

[10:15:13] h4 found some

[10:15:15] h4 .t de en rosenkohl

[10:15:21] h4 gonna cook those later

[10:15:35] h4 i failed to get carrots though

[10:15:39] h4 they did not have the tasty ones

[10:15:52] h4 i got the tomato mark though

[10:22:34] h4 absolutely

[10:22:37] h4 they taste great

[10:26:44] h4 ok thx for the motivation earlier Mikoolo

[10:26:48] h4 my arms are fucking killing me now

[10:27:14] h4 true

[13:53:18] h4 Herr Frogorg

[14:13:50] h4 eww!

[14:13:51] h4 disgusting

[14:13:52] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE

[14:13:55] h4 your username

[14:13:57] h4 is filthy

[14:14:05] h4 I hope you stub your toe at furniture

[14:17:08] h4 but you just told me about it

[14:17:13] h4 will it work?

[17:50:07] h4 who

[17:53:26] h4 <+HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE> he will never be allowed to legally own a firearm ever again

[17:53:29] h4 like he was americunt

[17:53:58] h4 Fensta don't be so hard on the american

[17:54:05] h4 they rarely think further than they can see

[17:54:38] h4 rightfully so

[17:54:56] h4 imagine people in europe would be gun nutters like in the us

[17:55:04] h4 no wonder they are so superficially friendly in the us

[17:55:21] h4 yeah

[17:55:27] h4 but here less kids die

[17:55:29] h4 from guns

[17:55:32] h4 so we got that

[17:55:35] h4 also less people

[17:55:49] h4 right

[17:55:54] h4 remember the last mass-stabbing in a mall?

[17:56:11] h4 that's your thing too

[17:56:16] h4 we have mostly normal cars

[17:56:16] h4 for now

[17:56:43] h4 Frogorg but I bet he was quite polite

[17:56:58] h4 who doesn't?

[17:57:31] h4 that could end up great for them

[17:57:35] h4 maybe some culture will swap over

[17:57:48] h4 but what about the wankstas?

[17:57:53] h4 oh wait

[17:57:55] h4 *wiggers

[17:58:16] h4 Fensta should have gone to the parts where they claim to speak english

[17:58:18] h4 but nobody notices it

[17:58:38] h4 my condolences irish666

[17:58:48] h4 Fensta: s/white //

[17:59:08] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE you mean like guys that got caught with a bit of weed?

[17:59:38] h4 three strikes you're in

[17:59:45] h4 i thought american prisons are a joke that way

[17:59:51] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE lucky you

[18:00:04] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE you don't need to be american for that

[18:00:20] h4 he started the whole parade

[18:00:35] h4 no

[18:00:40] h4 in GTA you jump out of the car before it hits the crowd

[18:00:44] h4 the crowd then will start fighting each other

[18:00:49] h4 because they bump into each other

[18:01:17] h4 Frogorg also one that makes it much easier

[18:01:24] h4 poverty? In such a great country?

[18:01:29] h4 they are probably just lazy

[18:02:20] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE ooh relying on the intelligence and rationality of humans?

[18:02:22] h4 good luck with that

[18:03:05] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE yeah keep dreaming

[18:03:27] h4 glad you got the solution then

[18:03:35] h4 lets make americans smarter

[18:03:47] h4 Mikoolo drastic

[18:03:51] h4 but

[18:03:53] h4 have a little faith

[18:03:56] h4 we shall pray for them

[18:04:20] h4 is HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE working for the NRA?

[18:04:36] h4 why own one at all then?

[18:04:57] h4 \g obviously

[18:05:30] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE lets just accept that some do and have the tendency to kill others along the way

[18:05:45] h4 all gangsta like

[18:06:04] h4 spoken like a true american HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE

[18:06:22] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE also everybody wants a big pickup truck in the event of an accident

[18:06:26] h4 because they face other pickup trucks

[18:06:35] h4 wouldn't want to be caught in a smart

[18:07:36] h4 Fensta you could always make cool pictures

[18:07:38] h4 and post them online

[18:08:05] h4 curious to see how a civil war in the us would play out this time

[18:08:39] h4 Frogorg i heard there was a book about mushrooms which was generated by an ai

[18:08:43] h4 and got people to eat the wrong mushrooms

[18:08:44] h4 :D

[18:08:54] h4 it'S the future

[18:10:06] h4 Frogorg wonder how colorblind people fare when picking mushrooms

[18:13:37] h4 <&deadly> fucking hate fireworks

[18:13:38] h4 same

[18:16:03] h4 shit it said my nick :D

[18:16:15] h4 was gonna do it covertly

[18:16:31] h4 that joke was absolutely bad Ahsoka

[18:16:35] h4 bad Ahsoka!

[18:17:05] h4 had deadly said "hate fucking fireworks"

[18:17:08] h4 it would still have been bad

[18:17:18] h4 but he said "fucking hate fireworks"

[18:17:23] h4 your joke does not even make sense

[18:17:30] h4 bad Ahsoka!

[18:17:49] h4 Mikoolo please handle this

[18:18:01] h4 apart from german march music ofc

[18:18:20] h4 Mikoolo the horrible joke people

[18:18:23] h4 like that idiot

[18:18:27] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE Ahsoka did it already

[18:18:32] h4 it wasn't funny then

[18:18:34] h4 it isn't funny now

[18:18:54] h4 I asked her where she got that

[18:19:05] h4 she obviously named the internet as a source

[18:19:08] h4 just her level

[18:19:16] h4 Mikoolo even worse

[18:19:29] h4 [19:14:52] <%Ahsoka> Fireworks specifically for fucking you hate or all fireworks in general?

[18:19:31] h4 i mean

[18:19:37] h4 because deadly said fucking hate fireworks

[18:19:40] h4 as I said

[18:19:42] h4 it does not even make sense

[18:19:57] h4 the ignore again?

[18:20:03] h4 you know how that went

[18:20:08] h4 great for me

[18:20:22] h4 but won't someone else be annoyed then?

[18:20:43] h4 now she tells people when she made a joke

[18:21:01] h4 Fensta so that's an old people thing?

[18:21:08] h4 well

[18:21:11] h4 if Frogorg suggests it too

[18:21:15] h4 what can I do?

[18:21:27] h4 the thing has been done

[18:22:03] h4 Fensta I mean the loud fireworks annoyed the hell out of me too

[18:22:11] h4 especially those the days before and after

[18:22:33] h4 scientifically proven then

[18:22:54] h4 Mikoolo, Frogorg you know

[18:22:57] h4 that ignore thing sure feels good

[18:23:17] h4 irish666 with some of this space music

[18:23:25] h4 on low volume

[18:23:29] h4 just somewhere in the background

[18:24:05] h4 I had to read that last one though

[18:24:09] h4 her first good joke in years

[18:24:16] h4 Ahsoka [Amethyst@Xmas.at.Rizon.Ahsoka] The older you get the more you should know that some humor is going to go over your head

[18:24:24] h4 I mean

[18:24:32] h4 that's one way to justify horrible jokes

[18:24:36] h4 all the others are stupid :D

[18:24:56] h4 depends

[18:25:30] h4 Frogorg oof

[18:25:36] h4 prepare the be at fault for her throwing a fit later on

[18:25:45] h4 *to be

[18:25:58] h4 yeah those annoy

[18:26:08] h4 but the one with the fucking fireworks was anything but funny

[18:26:33] h4 know back from school that one kid that was not funny and not accepted

[18:26:37] h4 but tried way too hard to be recognized

[18:27:04] h4 irish666 don't even get me started

[18:27:09] h4 german comedy is just plain stupid

[18:27:28] h4 Frogorg same

[18:27:30] h4 minus the baking cakes

[18:27:45] h4 .kb HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE out of sadness

[18:27:47] h4 oh!

[18:27:52] h4 oh right

[18:27:57] h4 i will do it manually then

[18:28:05] h4 sure?

[18:28:21] h4 but he has about the entertainment value of Ahsoka

[18:28:32] h4 and his nick alone is quite insulting

[18:28:51] h4 see that actually made me giggle

[18:28:59] h4 deadly no

[18:29:04] h4 only in certain situations

[18:29:09] h4 but rarely ever

[18:29:32] h4 had a friend who thought farting was funny and it was disgusting to say the least

[18:29:35] h4 he's no longer a friend

[18:30:07] h4 one that refers to windows shit too

[18:30:11] h4 but Frogorg asked me not to

[18:30:28] h4 Ahsoka [Amethyst@Xmas.at.Rizon.Ahsoka] Just hopefully they dont light the fireworks while they are fucking them

[18:30:30] h4 didn't get the memo either

[18:30:33] h4 going on ignore for real now

[18:31:07] h4 I'm trying very hard deadly

[18:31:15] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE just showing off his triple chin

[18:31:33] h4 yeah she can be spesh to everybody else

[18:31:54] h4 great job Ahsoka

[18:32:17] h4 HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE who said you're a femoid?

[18:32:48] h4 i think so too kot

[18:32:55] h4 I didn't see it either

[18:33:14] h4 deadly does it contain vids of afroman punching the bitch and throwing the dude off stage?

[18:33:20] h4 .yt afroman throws fan off stage

[18:35:20] h4 .yt afroman punches woman on stage

[18:35:26] h4 when the other dude comes up to him

[18:35:34] h4 is afroman saying "You want some too?"

[18:36:00] h4 piece of shit

[18:36:04] h4 but she did ruin his guitar solo

[18:37:01] h4 I'm gonna sue the crap out of Ahsoka

[18:37:36] h4 so what's your suggestion?

[18:37:41] h4 take it or do her like Afroman does women?

[18:41:09] h4 <+HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE> in the uk the cops can literally come to your house and hold guns to your face and arrest you, for misgendering people on the internet

[18:41:19] h4 just wait until you hear what birds really are

[18:42:17] h4 don't

[18:42:23] h4 if he can't understand it

[18:42:25] h4 it was not meant for him

[18:42:26] h4 :D

[18:42:34] h4 Fensta agreed

[18:42:37] h4 we tend to lose those

[18:42:51] h4 but at least we get a high bodycount out of them

[18:43:11] h4 rip

[18:43:22] h4 what about stalin cleaning up the soviet union?

[18:43:25] h4 he had a high body count :O

[18:43:38] h4 the stuff the japs have done to the chinese?

[18:43:55] h4 Stalin was basically the soviet union

[18:44:05] h4 just as old Adolf considered himself Germany

[18:44:22] h4 wasn#t Pol Pot the guy that killed intellectuals?

[18:44:29] h4 and hey identified those by people wearing glasses?

[18:44:38] h4 or is that hearsay?

[18:44:44] h4 damn

[18:45:31] h4 i mean if we then all get locked up

[18:45:37] h4 we can just run this shit from the prison

[18:45:55] h4 I personally never offended anyone online

[18:46:00] h4 nor did I ever insult anyone online

[18:46:21] h4 not online

[18:46:26] h4 keep moving

[18:46:31] h4 and don't get yourself banned again :D

[18:47:37] h4 slaves

[18:47:41] h4 i mean prison workers

[18:49:04] h4 that just sounds like default irc banter

[18:49:16] h4 lol

[18:50:51] h4 ye

[18:50:57] h4 he was in anger management if i recal

[18:50:57] h4 l

[18:51:00] h4 no clue why

[18:51:45] h4 but did you see how menacingly her ass rubbed against his thigh?

[18:51:59] h4 it was obviously self-defense

[18:52:57] h4 also he mistook her

[18:53:04] h4 for that other cunt who had been heckling him

[18:53:17] h4 he publicly apologized and sought assistance with anger management

[18:53:22] h4 then he yeeted some motherfucker off stage lol

[18:53:48] h4 Fensta but Afroman was ready to throw down

[18:53:53] h4 the guy that went after the woman

[18:54:04] h4 was close to geting yeeted

[18:54:29] h4 hey

[18:54:34] h4 he runs for president in 2024

[18:54:34] h4 !!

[18:54:40] h4 can't be worse than trump, right?

[18:55:17] h4 sad kanye didn't become president

[18:56:40] h4 I prefer you gone from here

[18:57:47] h4 mean

[18:57:55] h4 süße Träume, irish666 o/

[18:58:08] h4 yes

[18:58:13] h4 they had a speech on the CCC

[18:58:17] h4 last week

[18:58:23] h4 no not speech

[18:58:26] h4 .t de en vortrag

[18:58:31] h4 not lecture

[18:59:01] h4 Audi

[18:59:02] h4 ?

[18:59:09] h4 Technik die begeistert

[18:59:48] h4 yes

[18:59:50] h4 it does

[18:59:51] h4 i confirm

[19:01:02] h4 they disturbed the market

[19:01:04] h4 by exposing that

[19:01:10] h4 they should be held accountable

[19:01:16] h4 for loss of profit

[19:01:57] h4 fraud by the hackers? :D

[19:19:04] h4 why?

[19:19:09] h4 what am I to do with that video?

[19:19:33] h4 as if

[19:19:50] h4 she talks about how she took care of her daughter intensely before the marathon

[19:20:00] h4 her husband and kid waited at two turns during the run

[19:20:04] h4 and if the kid would have needed it

[19:20:09] h4 she would have breastfed it right there

[19:20:15] h4 that didn't happen

[19:20:19] h4 so she breastfed it afterwards

[19:20:25] h4 in front of the brandenburger tor

[19:21:01] h4 irish666 almost

[19:21:03] h4 further north

[19:21:19] h4 she does not sound like a berliner

[19:21:32] h4 i hate how she at one point pronounces "hätte" as "hädde"

[19:21:55] h4 too far north Mikoolo

[19:23:33] h4 pathetic how ComputerTech wishes to be german

[19:24:53] h4 how many got punched?

[19:25:11] h4 yes

[19:25:19] h4 i always used randint

[19:25:41] h4 fuck bavarians though

[19:25:48] h4 they might as well be austrians or all I care

[19:26:05] h4 you take that back!!

[19:26:35] h4 take this one irish666

[19:26:41] h4 .yt deutsche oma regt sich in wien über ausländer auf

[19:26:57] h4 she says it was never as bad as right now

[19:27:01] h4 because of all the foreigners

[19:27:09] h4 the interviewer asks her where she's from

[19:27:11] h4 she says Hamburg

[19:27:22] h4 asked if she isn't a foreigner herself

[19:27:26] h4 she denies it :D

[19:27:28] h4 not like those

[19:27:58] h4 oh she calls herself spoils of war lol

[19:28:31] h4 lol

[19:29:40] h4 heard it's a beautiful city

[19:29:45] h4 never been there myself

[19:41:41] h4 $tell ComputerTech 8=======D~~

[20:40:16] h4 what's all the fuss about?

[20:42:15] h4 DickCheney ewwww

[20:42:53] h4 it's quite the shit channel, isn't it?

[20:44:25] h4 that sounds toxic

[20:44:27] h4 ouch

[20:44:34] h4 can you just nuke them all?

[20:45:04] h4 but have you considered

[20:45:15] h4 that these individuals who call each other pedos

[20:45:17] h4 are actually pedos?

[20:45:24] h4 I mean consider tors

[20:45:27] h4 Helenah

[20:45:32] h4 this nimnim fucktwat

[20:45:41] h4 and burnout himself

[20:45:44] h4 or wait

[20:45:47] h4 was that burnout?

[20:45:49] h4 or based?

[20:46:10] h4 sorry

[20:46:11] h4 it was neither

[20:46:14] h4 it was scoot

[20:46:25] h4 Sep 24 16:27:55 <scoot> i wanna go to Philippines

[20:46:26] h4 Sep 24 16:28:04 <scoot> and sex them young girls

[20:46:53] h4 as they should

[21:12:35] h4 huh

[21:19:39] h4 don't get snappy Suckmarine

[21:20:02] h4 Fensta did the script beat you to it?

[21:20:06] h4 just report TheFatherMind for cheating

[21:20:13] h4 we all know he's running a script

[21:22:13] h4 ^

[21:22:18] h4 that is also a standard answer of his script

[21:26:47] h4 i try hard

[21:26:54] h4 my only goal is to be liked and appreciated

[21:27:24] h4 waste of money

[21:27:29] h4 all those darknet assassins have proven to be fake

[21:28:02] h4 easy

[21:28:06] h4 the two cats of my sister adore me

[21:28:11] h4 i will just get them to defend me

[21:28:15] h4 they are young and very agile

[21:28:26] h4 hey the one cat acts like a dog

[21:28:35] h4 it brings you one of his toys and demands you throw it

[21:28:41] h4 the he runs after it and brings it back

[21:28:58] h4 every time the doorbell rings, the cat jumps on the couch, puts his front paws onto the window sill

[21:29:03] h4 and look outside like some wannabe pitbull

[21:29:40] h4 this cat will obviously fight for me

[21:29:48] h4 tell you what TheFatherMind

[21:29:52] h4 since you're easily twice my age

[21:29:57] h4 I will crack a joke at your funeral

[21:30:00] h4 in your honour

[21:30:26] h4 it might be a diss against ComputerTech, but I guess you'll have to liv...they have to accept that

[21:31:03] h4 I don't like the current topic

[21:31:39] h4 you started it with the killer cat

[21:32:21] h4 .seen emaan

[21:32:47] h4 can't be right

[21:32:51] h4 he was in #ireland

[21:32:56] h4 it can't have been 8 months

[21:34:14] h4 ey

[21:34:21] h4 don't just join and leave

[21:34:22] h4 wtf?

[21:34:33] h4 @seen Person

[21:34:50] h4 rip emaaan

[21:34:53] h4 @seen emaaan

[21:35:18] h4 probably ireland again

[21:36:20] h4 hush now!

[21:36:26] h4 else i get TheFatherMind to discipline you

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