IRC Driven

[06:40:07] h4 2.7s

[06:40:10] h4 definetely the script again

[06:44:08] h4 should definetely be forced to type it

[06:44:12] h4 I type it too after all

[06:44:20] h4 !duckstats TheFatherMind

[06:44:46] h4 !duckstats

[06:45:03] h4 Neo_Nemesis [Effects] Sabotaged / Bedazzled

[06:45:05] h4 oh you!!

[06:45:34] h4 sounds a lot like cheating to me :D

[06:46:33] h4 that's dedication

[06:46:34] h4 oh

[06:46:36] h4 pathetic?

[06:46:38] h4 fine :D

[06:47:01] h4 but not only a number that goes up

[06:47:06] h4 there's a price for him too

[06:47:22] h4 candlelight dinner with ComputerTech himself or something

[06:47:25] h4 with happy ending

[06:48:06] h4 you heard right

[06:48:09] h4 Helenah will execute it

[06:49:57] h4 that'll go great with his 5$/h wage

[06:50:33] h4 mrinfinity lots of fat food to make them sick

[06:50:36] h4 thus dependent on your help

[06:51:20] h4 to what end?

[06:54:39] h4 what if at a young age you try to be the exact opposite of your parents

[06:54:46] h4 but as you age you turn more and more into them?

[06:54:57] h4 the older I get the more similarities I notice

[08:44:36] h4 morning Mikoolo

[08:46:08] h4 .cc sunset kiel

[08:46:15] h4 .cc sunrise kiel

[08:46:19] h4 that's about right

[08:46:29] h4 days are way too short

[08:47:00] h4 say that again and I'll show you something that's too long!

[08:47:16] h4 mercury franstam?

[08:47:32] h4 given its proximity

[08:47:40] h4 one does not simply turn away from the sun :D

[08:47:57] h4 .cc temperature of mercury on side not facing the sun

[08:48:03] h4 fuck you Internets

[08:48:07] h4 you uneducated piece of crap

[08:48:14] h4 sure?

[08:48:18] h4 I figured it's still warm

[08:48:22] h4 that thing is very close to the sun

[08:48:46] h4 oh no

[08:48:50] h4 -193°C is the coldest

[08:48:52] h4 must be the dark side

[08:49:01] h4 427°C is max

[08:49:13] h4 but

[08:49:23] h4 0°N, 0°W can reach up to 427°C

[08:49:26] h4 but also -173°C

[08:49:34] h4 doesn't that suggest that it's at least turning a little bit?

[08:49:48] h4 aha

[08:49:50] h4 it's not

[08:49:58] h4 it was believed to be synchronously tidally locked

[08:50:14] h4 it rotates three times for every two revolutions around the sun

[08:50:31] h4 franstam please keep your 1930s education out of here

[08:50:34] h4 they found that out in 1965

[08:51:31] h4 .cc days in a mercurian year

[12:28:42] h4 oh no

[12:28:45] h4 ComputerTech again?

[12:28:46] h4 ugh

[12:28:52] h4 greetings Peorth o/

[12:42:55] h4 oh dear

[12:42:57] h4 the swede too

[12:43:27] h4 now we just need that unfunny irish canadian one

[12:43:31] h4 and pankakes to insult everybody

[12:43:52] h4 gay

[12:43:56] h4 but sup my dear? <3

[12:44:23] h4 i was too

[12:44:33] h4 i decided to walk instead of taking the bus because the sun was out

[12:44:48] h4 it was absolutely beautiful to feel the warmth of the sun on my face

[12:44:54] h4 how much is it?

[12:44:56] h4 .w -n Mikoolo

[12:44:59] h4 oh my god

[12:45:05] h4 wild weather you got lol

[12:45:13] h4 -30°C - 3°C within a week

[12:45:16] h4 .w

[12:45:19] h4 .w kiel

[12:45:29] h4 .w -n ComputerTech

[12:45:36] h4 dung hill almost got winter

[12:45:51] h4 .f

[12:45:54] h4 still doubt that

[12:46:05] h4 also

[12:46:08] h4 -2C is 26 Farad?

[12:46:14] h4 *-2 Coloumb

[12:46:34] h4 i bet someone started a fire

[12:47:49] h4 .w dunghill

[12:47:52] h4 as if

[12:49:23] h4 based

[12:59:41] h4 .trivia 10

[12:59:42] h4 .skip

[12:59:45] h4 rekt

[12:59:56] h4 it never started lol

[12:59:58] h4 .strivia

[13:00:00] h4 .trivia 10

[13:00:01] h4 .skip

[13:00:06] h4 sadly ComputerTech is too dull to understand

[13:00:15] h4 please fix that ComputerTech

[13:00:18] h4 so phish can play

[13:00:30] h4 lol Mikoolo

[13:00:34] h4 he drank that memory away

[13:00:39] h4 $w meryl streep

[13:01:04] h4 becomes

[13:01:12] h4 death becomes her

[13:01:18] h4 weak

[13:01:21] h4 ATTACKE

[13:01:25] h4 lol

[13:01:34] h4 eternity

[13:01:40] h4 .skip

[13:01:43] h4 nice

[13:01:50] h4 A-Team

[13:01:52] h4 A

[13:01:58] h4 $w graham chapman

[13:02:07] h4 Angel got this

[13:02:12] h4 monty python

[13:02:16] h4 rigged

[13:02:18] h4 Angel got it

[13:02:22] h4 february

[13:02:24] h4 november

[13:02:27] h4 knew it

[13:02:34] h4 tanga

[13:02:48] h4 sandals flip flop shoes

[13:02:56] h4 $w thongs

[13:03:19] h4 oh right

[13:03:25] h4 shit I should know

[13:03:29] h4 it's interesting

[13:03:35] h4 cassini something

[13:03:43] h4 cassini division

[13:03:46] h4 yes

[13:03:49] h4 me

[13:03:53] h4 jumanji

[13:04:04] h4 fast and furious 0.5

[13:04:11] h4 awakened

[13:04:17] h4 rigged

[13:07:26] h4 .skip

[13:07:28] h4 nobody knows

[13:07:28] h4 next

[13:12:38] h4 .skip

[13:13:14] h4 xian

[13:14:43] h4 Mikoolo please stop skipping baby names

[13:17:11] h4 Mikoolo she is

[13:17:20] h4 she is actually SLOPPYs girlfriend

[13:17:31] h4 after tors wanted to eat her booty and got denied

[13:17:34] h4 SLOPPY stepped in

[13:17:51] h4 there is no denying SLOPPY

[13:18:01] h4 you tell him no and he just responds with "NO??" and does it anyway

[13:18:21] h4 unlimited POWAAAA!

[13:18:46] h4 is it?

[13:18:56] h4 I take a major part in her irc experience obviously

[13:19:06] h4 guess what you have won!

[13:19:21] h4 oh that's a great price

[13:19:28] h4 we can play some sackboy

[13:19:29] h4 great game

[13:19:50] h4 also unravel two

[13:19:52] h4 and it takes two

[13:19:59] h4 all the things I can't play because I got no friends :'(

[13:20:13] h4 I don't want to play with you ComputerTech

[13:20:29] h4 no

[13:20:33] h4 I don't want to play with you either

[13:20:36] h4 irish people are inferior to me

[13:20:44] h4 you can fill my camps if you like

[13:20:51] h4 MAGIC is Herrenrassen, that should be fine

[13:20:55] h4 *Herrenrasse

[13:21:12] h4 JA!

[13:21:34] h4 sorry though pankakes

[13:21:39] h4 i'm not interested in a date with you

[13:22:00] h4 you would probably be rude to the waiter and get us kicked out

[13:22:28] h4 also you're not in my league

[13:23:08] h4 we can stay irc friends if we must

[13:27:11] h4 pankakes it's probably better that way

[13:27:13] h4 we had a great time

[13:27:22] h4 but all good things must come to an end

[13:27:25] h4 well I had a great time

[13:27:33] h4 I don't care

[13:27:36] h4 I enjoyed it

[13:27:44] h4 they still don't :/

[13:28:05] h4 we can find a common enemy

[13:28:09] h4 like ComputerTech

[13:28:18] h4 oh right

[13:28:22] h4 now that you aspire to become northern irish

[13:28:27] h4 you don't want to badmouth him anymore

[13:28:34] h4 nice!

[13:28:38] h4 I still am

[13:28:43] h4 ask everybody

[13:28:45] h4 I'm a nice dude

[13:29:13] h4 very british of you

[13:38:00] h4 ComputerTech

[13:38:05] h4 please confirm that I'm a nice person

[13:38:34] h4 sometimes I snore

[13:38:40] h4 so that might sound intimidating

[13:39:49] h4 pankakes is really mean

[13:39:52] h4 why did you let her in at all?

[13:40:00] h4 she does nothing but insult, shove, bully

[13:40:10] h4 you know how I am

[13:40:13] h4 when someone's on the ground

[13:40:15] h4 I jump in

[13:40:31] h4 lol

[13:40:38] h4 good

[13:40:42] h4 good punch ComputerTech

[13:40:45] h4 ⁴

[13:40:54] h4 needed that one finger to flip off pankakes

[13:41:05] h4 teddybearcell go for older thinkpads

[13:41:41] h4 wb

[13:41:45] h4 have you calmed down a little?

[13:42:30] h4 oh wow

[13:42:36] h4 major diss towards ComputerTech

[13:42:41] h4 you just put a skirt on him

[13:42:46] h4 now tell him to clean the kitchen

[13:42:56] h4 backhand slaps work wonders with him

[13:43:20] h4 oh my god

[13:43:25] h4 you can'T be that mean

[13:43:27] h4 :O

[13:43:38] h4 he has

[13:43:44] h4 i have

[13:43:54] h4 hey

[13:44:06] h4 greetings

[13:44:45] h4 jerk

[16:24:29] h4 <@Fensta> nice to see a non good looking person being happy, i focus too much on my looks and do miserable thinking, stupid life

[16:24:31] h4 for real?

[16:24:36] h4 but you are british

[16:24:51] h4 no, not gonna do a teeth joke :D

[16:25:45] h4 Fensta neither do I

[16:25:48] h4 and I'm not even good looking

[16:28:07] h4 duckscarf shaving

[16:28:29] h4 <@Fensta> i miss hair

[16:28:30] h4 ugh

[16:29:11] h4 Fensta stop saying shit like that

[16:29:16] h4 now you make me insecure about my hairline

[16:29:41] h4 I really don't lol

[16:29:52] h4 sometimes I think it might be nice to have hair

[16:29:58] h4 then I shave the rest of it away

[16:32:56] h4 duckscarf I don't know about looking good

[16:33:02] h4 guess I'm not hideous and that is enough for me

[16:33:40] h4 .t de en geheimratsecken

[16:33:45] h4 I prefer the german word

[16:36:36] h4 no

[16:36:41] h4 bald is just "Glatze haben"

[16:37:04] h4 Geheimratsecken is when your hairline is receding but more on the sides

[16:37:35] h4 look

[16:37:36] h4 https://www.gfh-hair.de/assets/images/geheimratsecken-02-2000x1335-58.jpg

[16:37:39] h4 that fag on the left

[16:37:41] h4 has Geheimratsecken

[16:38:22] h4 omfg esjay lol

[16:38:29] h4 he should just shave

[16:38:33] h4 yournamehere malding?

[16:38:37] h4 .t en de malding

[16:39:24] h4 lol

[16:39:27] h4 I was about to say the same

[16:39:31] h4 it worked for him

[16:39:33] h4 he is smiling now

[16:39:40] h4 he also got a cool scarf

[16:39:51] h4 looks way more hip now

[16:40:16] h4 but look at his hand

[16:40:21] h4 he still got that striped shirt underneath?

[16:40:33] h4 is he wearing a shirt above a shirt?

[16:40:56] h4 .t de en Denkerstirn

[16:41:15] h4 true

[16:41:17] h4 but that's fun

[16:41:41] h4 https://drbalwi.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Geheimratsecken-mit-20-was-Sie-dagegen-tun-koennen-1.jpg

[16:41:44] h4 look at this poor fellow

[16:41:46] h4 lol

[16:41:55] h4 faker

[16:43:22] h4 https://www.gfh-hair.de/assets/images/geheimratsecken-2000x1335-800x534.jpg

[16:44:47] h4 lol

[16:44:52] h4 enough about hair

[16:44:57] h4 I don't have a lot of it

[16:48:58] h4 !bang

[16:49:01] h4 !reload

[16:49:02] h4 !bang

[16:51:58] h4 Herr Frogorg

[16:52:30] h4 did you have that pizza yesterday?

[16:53:00] h4 that's good though

[16:53:03] h4 instead of eating a whole pizza

[16:54:03] h4 !bang

[16:54:19] h4 pass mal auf du zahnloser Inselaffe!"

[16:55:35] h4 yours died?

[16:55:46] h4 that's the second death of a chair I have witnessed in this channel

[16:55:51] h4 I still remember the sudden loss of yours Mikoolo

[16:55:55] h4 rip

[16:57:07] h4 deadly

[16:57:07] h4 please

[16:57:16] h4 we don't want to know how you relieve yourself of tension

[16:59:11] h4 that poor cushion

[16:59:55] h4 stole

[17:00:00] h4 they were throwing them away

[17:00:01] h4 what?

[17:01:04] h4 please don't shut up deadly

[17:01:16] h4 I wanna know what I'm not reading between the lines here

[17:01:20] h4 oh alright

[17:05:18] h4 one man's trash is another man's treasure

[17:09:40] h4 I mean someone got deadly out of the gutter

[17:09:49] h4 because he took a liking to his sorry existence

[17:09:57] h4 was it ComputerTechß

[17:09:58] h4 ?

[17:12:32] h4 they don't taste too shabby

[17:12:41] h4 quite good sausage can be made out of horses

[17:12:58] h4 Fensta it's more of an eastern german thing

[17:13:04] h4 but I tried it

[17:13:07] h4 it tastes good

[17:15:30] h4 <@Fensta> can only eat ugly animals

[17:15:33] h4 what are ugly animals?

[18:01:09] h4 fuck off

[18:13:41] h4 <~ComputerTech> ckg who doesn't love asia

[18:13:43] h4 the british?

[18:13:51] h4 speak of the devil

[18:13:53] h4 hey deadly

[18:14:03] h4 no

[18:14:05] h4 but speaking of balls

[18:14:07] h4 how are yours?

[18:15:58] h4 it's that eddy murphy movie, right?

[18:19:26] h4 speaking of when his movies were good

[18:19:35] h4 i saw the trailer to the new beverly hills cop

[18:19:45] h4 and decided that I have no interest in seeing it

[18:20:27] h4 he kicked himself to the curb?

[18:20:42] h4 or do you just applaud his move to make twitter a breeding place for racist twats?

[18:22:14] h4 wow

[18:22:16] h4 did you ask pankakes?

[18:24:11] h4 they are just being nice

[18:24:15] h4 why are you making food for poles?

[18:25:24] h4 <~ComputerTech> my brother owns a few bars here

[18:25:26] h4 but an irish dude

[18:25:27] h4 in poland

[18:25:30] h4 why even offer food?

[18:25:33] h4 from alcoholics to alcoholics

[18:25:35] h4 just serve vodka

[18:25:36] h4 wth?

[19:10:08] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for spam

[19:14:39] h4 what?

[19:14:58] h4 five minutes ago

[19:15:02] h4 you had the audacity to say my name

[19:15:04] h4 the fuck do you want?

[19:16:48] h4 fuck off

[19:17:20] h4 why did you kick esjay?

[19:17:40] h4 that's no reason, mister!

[19:17:43] h4 explain yourself!

[19:18:06] h4 probably not

[19:18:10] h4 did not even bother to write it out

[19:18:46] h4 I miss Kowal

[19:18:52] h4 why did you make him leave here ComputerTech?

[19:19:02] h4 Mikoolo it happens, don't worry about it

[19:19:07] h4 ComputerTech is cunning that way

[19:23:58] h4 no

[19:24:02] h4 crap

[19:24:09] h4 shit console, proabably a console exclusive game

[19:24:19] h4 and then these resident evil games are really disgusting

[19:24:28] h4 nein

[19:24:30] h4 you made him leave

[19:24:34] h4 I'm in channels with him

[19:24:46] h4 he is still active

[19:24:49] h4 he is

[19:24:53] h4 he is right now

[19:27:38] h4 sup Hotties?

[19:27:52] h4 ski clean out the inactives

[19:28:01] h4 but ComputerTech got almost all of the lurkers to rejoin

[19:28:02] h4 !bang

[19:28:08] h4 btw ComputerTech

[19:28:13] h4 I have a complaint about a duckhunt player

[19:28:19] h4 I think TheFatherMind is using a script

[19:28:25] h4 seriously

[19:28:32] h4 he still expects to get a handjob from you

[19:28:39] h4 he told me if he reaches 10000xp, you will provide a handjob

[19:28:52] h4 if you don't stop his script, you'll have to give him two

[19:29:12] h4 yeah who knows?

[19:29:16] h4 maybe if he reaches 15000xp

[19:29:21] h4 the hand will become a blow

[19:29:34] h4 now now zof

[19:29:39] h4 he is doing this for the channel

[19:29:50] h4 the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one

[19:30:09] h4 let the man enjoy what he likes best!

[19:30:34] h4 sorry for calling you moron earlier ComputerTech

[19:30:50] h4 I see that thing up on my screen and feel bad for you

[19:31:13] h4 zof he is not the hero we asked for

[19:31:16] h4 but the one we deserve

[19:31:30] h4 once had a dog named Cindy

[19:31:39] h4 that can't be a coincidence

[19:31:50] h4 cancer

[19:32:09] h4 ye was really sorry to see

[19:32:14] h4 she was cute

[19:32:19] h4 although she once shat in my room

[19:32:34] h4 sorry Cindy

[19:32:38] h4 you will understand that this is bad for you

[19:32:57] h4 next time tell ComputerTech to shut his trap

[19:33:08] h4 with that simple statement he made you up to 10 enemies at once

[19:33:26] h4 he means well I suppose

[19:34:18] h4 ski now that you mention cats passing

[19:34:23] h4 I have to think of the cats my parents have

[19:34:32] h4 both are something like 16 or 17

[19:34:39] h4 one of them can't see that good anymore

[19:34:43] h4 cute ones though

[19:34:49] h4 they always come around to be petted

[19:34:52] h4 oh she handles it fine

[19:35:03] h4 she just has trouble finding treats I throw into the room

[19:35:10] h4 esjay why?

[19:35:22] h4 I can call the one by name

[19:35:26] h4 she meows and comes to me

[19:35:36] h4 the other one is funny too

[19:35:41] h4 if you say her name like she has done something bad

[19:35:46] h4 she makes this growling noise

[19:36:44] h4 ski looks like one of the cats my parents have

[19:37:30] h4 what?

[19:38:04] h4 ##computertech is still a thing?

[19:38:06] h4 i had SOP there

[19:38:28] h4 Cindy Raute natürlich

[19:38:33] h4 no not on libera

[19:38:36] h4 here on rizon

[19:38:40] h4 one of your enemies created it

[19:38:56] h4 oh so Cindy comes from a less weird place?

[19:39:06] h4 where people hold hands, respect each other and shit

[19:39:18] h4 ski i'm gonna £ you so hard

[19:39:42] h4 ComputerTech but it got most of the official channels for foss and libre projects

[19:39:55] h4 like archlinux, gentoo, voidlinux

[19:40:00] h4 in what regards?

[19:40:24] h4 as long as rasengan isn't buying his way in again lol

[19:40:29] h4 but I think they won't make that mistake twice

[19:40:46] h4 yeah thank god for that

[19:40:53] h4 all you can find on the dude

[19:40:55] h4 makes him look very shady

[19:41:08] h4 Cindy so you are an iranian?

[19:41:17] h4 esjay what? :O

[19:41:23] h4 oh

[19:41:28] h4 no, rasengan just seemed very weird

[19:41:36] h4 korean prince

[19:42:00] h4 ComputerTech is financed by his parents

[19:42:05] h4 until he moves out to live on his own

[19:42:08] h4 he won't need any money

[19:42:13] h4 and I don't see that happening

[19:42:22] h4 he is currently looking for a female that is willing to move in with him and his parents

[19:42:31] h4 ComputerTech it doesn't

[19:42:38] h4 because I clean up what I think might annoy :D

[19:42:53] h4 .k ChRoNiC

[19:42:56] h4 speaking of cleaning up

[19:42:58] h4 why is he back again?

[19:43:18] h4 Cindy did you say where you were from?

[19:43:22] h4 I kinda wanted to know that

[19:43:27] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[19:43:32] h4 or I'll put you into earth

[19:43:50] h4 it's called culture

[19:43:53] h4 and it differs amongst people

[19:44:01] h4 nothing to do with seperating people

[19:44:12] h4 I can drink like an irish alcoholic if I want to

[19:44:15] h4 I don't resent their culture

[19:44:27] h4 oh trust me I could

[19:45:01] h4 I also enjoy turkish and persian cuisine

[19:45:13] h4 having a nationality does not divide people

[19:45:16] h4 so tell me yours Cindy

[19:45:21] h4 else I won't tell you that I'm from the Fatherland

[19:45:36] h4 rude

[19:45:57] h4 I thought disallowing CTCPs is forbidden around here

[19:46:03] h4 ComputerTech got any opinion

[19:46:04] h4 ?

[19:46:17] h4 cats

[19:46:19] h4 young cats

[19:46:33] h4 you know

[19:46:41] h4 a not drowning baby could not breathe underwater either

[19:47:05] h4 you do?

[19:47:25] h4 for fucks sake

[19:47:31] h4 what country are you living in?

[19:47:38] h4 ComputerTech i'm about to kick your new friend

[19:48:04] h4 !bang

[19:48:07] h4 !reload

[19:48:10] h4 !bang

[19:48:20] h4 oh

[19:48:24] h4 that explains why you wouldn't tell

[19:48:54] h4 do you live inside a city

[19:48:56] h4 or in the boonies

[19:50:59] h4 what are you crying about now?

[19:51:10] h4 don't

[19:51:12] h4 I'm good

[19:51:23] h4 nobody will creep on you akoshA

[19:51:27] h4 people try to get away from you

[19:51:29] h4 not closer to you

[19:51:43] h4 obviously

[19:51:48] h4 but ten minutes ago :D

[19:51:57] h4 no I think you diasllow ctcps

[19:52:04] h4 which is forbidden I heard

[19:52:11] h4 ComputerTech shall I?

[19:52:23] h4 she was mean to you again

[19:52:25] h4 lol

[19:52:41] h4 that would put you in central europe

[19:52:44] h4 no

[19:52:48] h4 19:52 at your place

[19:52:49] h4 learn to read time

[19:52:55] h4 oh right

[19:52:58] h4 my bad lol

[19:53:13] h4 kot ctcp version me then

[19:53:33] h4 don't like Cindy

[19:53:37] h4 no ctcp gives any response

[19:53:40] h4 clearly she is +C

[19:56:03] h4 he wears diapers now?

[19:56:06] h4 you are just wild \g

[19:56:20] h4 stop crying ComputerTech

[19:56:32] h4 hey deac

[19:56:54] h4 Cindy for real?

[19:57:01] h4 did you just call me dumb ass?

[19:57:25] h4 not being messaged by not registered nicks is there for a reason

[19:57:58] h4 no shit

[19:58:01] h4 what a stupid feature

[19:58:09] h4 not even an error or anything

[19:59:00] h4 [Amethyst@Xmas.at.Rizon.Ahsoka] If we ban Cindy who will stick up for the grinch?

[19:59:04] h4 should we instead ban akoshA?

[19:59:23] h4 ComputerTech you'd have to remove her access then

[19:59:26] h4 she can still unban herself

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