IRC Driven

[07:16:27] h4 it's finally over then

[10:45:21] h4 .w

[10:45:28] h4 stop crying like a bitch ComputerTech

[10:45:33] h4 -4.5°C is nothing

[10:46:27] h4 I do have fucking cold fingers though

[10:46:40] h4 according to my little thermometer

[10:46:45] h4 it's 22,1°C here

[10:46:49] h4 does not feel like it

[10:47:31] h4 [Amethyst@Xmas.at.Rizon.Ahsoka] Morning Sheep Shagger

[10:47:33] h4 that is kick worthy

[10:48:19] h4 wonder when she will notice

[12:43:45] h4 fuck it

[13:33:27] h4 so

[13:33:46] h4 great

[13:37:55] h4 no

[13:37:58] h4 I don't like germans

[13:49:53] h4 ye Chiester is quite the piece of shit

[13:49:55] h4 I agree Mikoolo

[13:50:30] h4 figures

[13:50:49] h4 you wonder about that?

[13:50:56] h4 just out of curiosity

[13:51:01] h4 who do you think would care?

[13:53:15] h4 have you tried finding someone who does not have brain damage?

[13:53:22] h4 who bites other people's arms?

[13:59:15] h4 I guess at some point any kind of attention is welcome

[13:59:23] h4 even if it's just a weirdo biting your arms

[14:00:05] h4 sure

[14:00:46] h4 who set the topic?

[14:00:48] h4 Krautchan 2.0?

[14:01:11] h4 sure

[14:01:19] h4 just curious if someone was bitching again :D

[14:01:36] h4 I don't expect Chiester to bitch about germans speaking german

[14:01:44] h4 more of an akoshA thing

[14:01:52] h4 and deadly gets bitchy about it sometimes

[14:02:08] h4 du hast gleich keine Zähne mehr im Gesicht, kkawg

[14:05:16] h4 mach mal halb lang

[14:05:27] h4 scheiß Rammstein Liedtexte will hier keiner lessen

[14:05:29] h4 *lesen

[14:06:19] h4 I think they are

[14:06:26] h4 their german fanbase is around 60

[14:06:32] h4 goes great on shock value

[14:06:38] h4 when they sing about Titten

[14:06:39] h4 OH MY!

[14:06:42] h4 NOT BREASTS

[14:07:17] h4 Chiester i find it much more problematic that you consider Rammstein culture and history

[14:07:24] h4 but you get bitten by some weirdoe

[14:07:32] h4 so you clearly got other shit to work out

[14:07:54] h4 you must be needy

[14:08:07] h4 ever bit back?

[14:08:43] h4 does he bite you while you both enjoy vtubers?

[14:09:51] h4 but irl, right?

[14:10:04] h4 not some teeth emoji that suggest he bites you

[14:10:05] h4 right?

[14:11:24] h4 I don't know if you've ever witnessed Chiester from an external perspective

[14:11:38] h4 but I wouldn't be surprised if all that happened in some artificial reality

[14:11:46] h4 metaverse perhaps

[14:16:58] h4 that would be rude

[14:20:33] h4 .w oberneger

[14:20:45] h4 .w

[14:22:29] h4 can happen

[14:26:04] h4 !bang

[14:26:17] h4 !shop 16 reverb

[14:26:19] h4 !shop 14 ComputerTech

[14:27:03] h4 jao

[14:36:38] h4 ofc he is cute

[14:37:06] h4 rip

[14:37:31] h4 oh no pankakes

[14:37:35] h4 you're not just female

[14:37:37] h4 you are special

[14:37:49] h4 the DID thingie

[14:38:21] h4 left shit => moved away from feces

[14:38:45] h4 do we really thuogh?

[14:38:49] h4 *though

[14:39:31] h4 Mikoolo pannkaka is much more passive

[14:39:35] h4 pankakes is definetely the evil one

[14:39:55] h4 hmm

[14:40:02] h4 then where would you put notpancakes?

[14:40:23] h4 so bring her then

[14:40:26] h4 I will remove the other fakes

[14:40:42] h4 thanks mrinfinity

[14:40:50] h4 she said five

[14:41:30] h4 I don't want to ban him thoug

[14:41:39] h4 he just told me that an 8 sideways is infinite

[14:41:55] h4 Juest you wouldn't believe it

[14:41:57] h4 literal shit

[14:41:58] h4 !

[14:43:01] h4 Mikoolo

[14:43:02] h4 oh god

[14:43:05] h4 I already forgot what it was

[14:43:08] h4 but i clicked it before

[14:43:28] h4 was it to your liking Juest?

[14:44:09] h4 <+pankakes> you’ll usually know it’s me pretty quick ;)

[14:44:11] h4 because you are always rude

[14:44:12] h4 right?

[14:44:33] h4 always angry

[14:44:37] h4 you are

[14:44:48] h4 also she's a Standgebläse Mikoolo

[14:45:05] h4 it's when someone is so small

[14:45:12] h4 he/she can give you blowjob while standing up

[14:45:19] h4 no she only got a fat ass

[14:45:21] h4 or so she says

[14:45:37] h4 Mikoolo oof

[14:45:49] h4 no she can just suck off someone without having to squat

[14:45:52] h4 no offense pankakes

[14:46:30] h4 come on pankakes

[14:46:32] h4 1,50m is small

[14:49:04] h4 that's not tall

[14:51:12] h4 rekt

[14:51:22] h4 proper football?

[14:51:29] h4 or concussion eggball?

[14:52:41] h4 Mikoolo you still write better english than most americans around here

[14:54:37] h4 oh god

[14:54:38] h4 and cricket

[14:54:40] h4 right?

[14:54:47] h4 also polo

[14:54:53] h4 you weird british

[14:55:15] h4 you call yourself cuntface?

[14:55:58] h4 we?

[14:56:07] h4 ofc she had

[14:56:10] h4 half the internet saw the pics

[14:56:59] h4 yeah

[14:57:03] h4 but you are old

[14:57:06] h4 so you can't stretch that far

[14:57:26] h4 not sure I ever told you

[14:57:34] h4 but the difference is less than a year :P

[14:57:41] h4 also men age better

[14:57:50] h4 you just look old and used

[14:57:54] h4 we look experienced

[14:58:18] h4 hey there's nothing wrong with second hand

[14:58:20] h4 or fifth hand

[14:58:43] h4 now is your chance ComputerTech!

[14:58:45] h4 she is hurt

[14:58:47] h4 offer her comfort

[14:58:55] h4 maybe your face can get into her

[14:58:56] h4 you know

[14:59:06] h4 shit

[14:59:20] h4 *faces

[14:59:41] h4 I mean despite being old

[14:59:45] h4 chance are we will both be alive in 2025

[14:59:51] h4 I may get a chance to ruin 2026 as well

[15:00:22] h4 ye

[15:00:24] h4 it gets worse even

[15:00:31] h4 it's not like you become unused the older you get

[15:00:47] h4 what

[15:00:47] h4 ?

[15:00:53] h4 kgm² until August 16 2023?

[15:00:54] h4 :D

[15:01:11] h4 terajoule lol

[15:01:26] h4 also what is a day day?

[15:01:28] h4 Internets is weird

[15:02:17] h4 like you could

[15:02:39] h4 don't Yo me, 90s kid

[15:02:53] h4 ha irish666 :D

[15:03:15] h4 looks 40

[15:03:27] h4 .cc 34/5

[15:03:33] h4 that's young

[15:04:18] h4 ski please

[15:04:20] h4 given her advanced age

[15:04:25] h4 she was on irc 20 years ago

[15:05:24] h4 pankakes my condolences

[15:06:12] h4 just how fat are you irish666?

[15:06:24] h4 pankakes hush big-ass

[15:06:47] h4 yw

[15:06:52] h4 told you I'd be nice today

[15:07:16] h4 irish666 well if you're 1,40m you must still be a blob

[15:08:25] h4 pankakes got a buddy who is only 1,59m

[15:08:30] h4 want me to hook you up?

[15:08:45] h4 he is persian and is still looking for a babymaker/washing machine

[15:09:02] h4 !bang

[16:24:13] h4 oh no

[16:24:18] h4 it's the sushi

[16:24:20] h4 :O

[16:24:24] h4 hi sushi-chan

[16:24:25] h4 no

[16:24:32] h4 i was changing the sheets

[16:24:35] h4 thx ski

[16:24:50] h4 you only change your sheets if you pee in bed?

[16:25:01] h4 i hope you do this bi-weekly then

[16:25:22] h4 Jax what's in it for them?

[16:25:25] h4 why fuck trash?

[16:25:37] h4 all nine things??

[16:26:30] h4 jax don't blame the people for the failed education your country has to offer

[16:26:45] h4 your head explodes

[16:26:47] h4 what else?

[16:27:11] h4 you'd ask Juest

[16:27:19] h4 sure

[16:27:28] h4 to put it like an american

[16:27:32] h4 A THOUSAND PERCENT

[16:27:56] h4 me neither

[16:28:03] h4 yes

[16:28:07] h4 .t en de suppository

[16:28:09] h4 oh

[16:28:14] h4 you put that where!?

[16:28:15] h4 yes

[16:28:17] h4 that goes into the ass

[16:28:22] h4 your ass then munches it

[16:28:24] h4 and you get healthy

[16:28:48] h4 always thought that to be a weird thing

[16:28:51] h4 getting something up the ass

[16:28:59] h4 sushi-chan who cares?

[16:29:01] h4 you got the french word

[16:29:03] h4 i got the german word

[16:29:23] h4 no

[16:29:30] h4 no

[16:29:54] h4 zof a proctologist already ravaged the place

[16:30:06] h4 felt super weird

[16:30:09] h4 he told me to relax

[16:30:15] h4 DUDE YOUR FINGER IS IN MY ASS :x

[16:30:18] h4 how can I relax?

[16:30:41] h4 heard?

[16:30:55] h4 you got the internet

[16:31:01] h4 don't tell me you are unable to find dickpics

[16:31:21] h4 did she just call me an idiot?

[16:31:23] h4 2024 is weird

[16:31:28] h4 pankakes tries to be nice

[16:31:32] h4 sushi-chan tries to be a cunt

[16:31:34] h4 they switched roles

[16:31:52] h4 i never forget

[16:37:08] h4 sushi pissed?

[16:37:18] h4 lol

[16:37:21] h4 gj ja

[16:37:22] h4 x

[16:37:28] h4 all fail jan6

[16:37:32] h4 ruined my tabcompletion

[16:38:04] h4 too snowflaky

[16:38:27] h4 no the one 30 years ago

[16:38:32] h4 *badum tss*

[16:53:42] h4 !bang

[16:53:44] h4 !reload

[16:53:45] h4 !bang

[16:53:46] h4 !bang

[17:58:10] h4 based

[17:58:18] h4 and you met deadly

[17:58:20] h4 oh my

[18:05:46] h4 <&phonekait> That's my arm, you jackass

[18:05:50] h4 oh that was fucking hilarious :D

[18:05:59] h4 deadly is just true to his name

[18:14:50] h4 this rico is really damaged

[19:05:08] h4 all hail jesus!

[19:05:37] h4 see ComputerTech

[19:05:39] h4 what I told you is true

[19:05:43] h4 she is even speaking of pizza right now

[19:06:14] h4 i'm trying hard to escape your gravity

[19:06:46] h4 oh you won't find out :P

[19:07:03] h4 just let your cat claw on your pork again lol

[19:07:31] h4 whoa

[19:07:35] h4 I did not give them pork

[19:07:36] h4 she did

[19:07:50] h4 she got no dogs

[19:07:55] h4 those require you to go out a lot

[19:07:57] h4 and take long walks

[19:08:02] h4 does she strike you as the walking type?

[19:08:47] h4 look healthy drinks in the pic too

[19:09:03] h4 whose foot is that in the door?

[19:09:33] h4 looks like one of those extra wide chairs

[19:11:03] h4 very healthy for the animal too

[19:11:12] h4 in case it had no attention to reach 10

[19:11:15] h4 *intention

[19:13:59] h4 again with the english ComputerTech

[19:14:04] h4 does his farts

[19:14:07] h4 listen & repeat

[19:14:13] h4 :D

[19:14:25] h4 or two

[19:14:39] h4 Sander pumping gas is disallowed

[19:14:41] h4 pushing gas though?

[19:15:09] h4 outlaw

[19:15:14] h4 one less gas station

[19:15:16] h4 rip x(

[19:15:41] h4 how did they recognize you?

[19:15:42] h4 your smile?

[19:16:04] h4 actually not

[19:16:08] h4 it was a rhetorical question

[19:16:14] h4 the implication should be obvious

[19:16:19] h4 but then it's new jersey ...

[19:16:56] h4 I bet they got a secret pumping community

[19:17:07] h4 where they share videos of each other illegally pumping their own gas

[19:17:11] h4 high mortality rate too

[19:27:08] h4 how does ninja break during the build?

[19:27:51] h4 how else would you do it?

[19:28:06] h4 perfect way to find out what's missing

[19:29:28] h4 [Amethyst@Xmas.at.Rizon.Ahsoka] You need to work out more, and fucking sheep isnt enough cardio

[19:30:24] h4 she's breaking

[19:30:42] h4 her last three messages were lame insults at you

[19:30:56] h4 she does

[19:31:09] h4 but fine

[19:31:15] h4 spoil my fun why don't you?

[19:33:56] h4 you know ComputerTech

[19:33:59] h4 I'm trying to condition her

[19:34:04] h4 to know that a kickban is incoming

[19:34:14] h4 when a joke is either "sheep + ComputerTech" or "ComputerTech = ugly"

[19:34:26] h4 that way whenever she for some reason has a brain hiccup

[19:34:33] h4 and wants to bring some shitty joke about that again

[19:34:35] h4 she stops herself

[19:34:50] h4 you are such a buzzkill

[19:35:35] h4 but I do ignore you!!

[19:35:36] h4 [20:33:29] Ignoriere Channel-PRIVMSG von Ahsoka [Amethyst@Xmas.at.Rizon.Ahsoka] What hes doing is making it not fun for me

[19:35:38] h4 also

[19:35:46] h4 I am making this not fun for you?

[19:36:01] h4 hey look Mikoolo, out of sheer luck I have done exactly what I intended to do :D

[19:36:20] h4 it's probably best to fully ignore her from now on

[19:36:26] h4 sadly I don't think she can improve

[19:36:40] h4 Mikoolo my heart is aching

[19:36:41] h4 but I do

[19:37:00] h4 ComputerTech cancelled season 3

[19:37:29] h4 zof yeah something about gender stuff I think

[19:37:32] h4 or bullying

[19:37:33] h4 no idea

[19:38:16] h4 I bet I will miss these horrible jokes that nobody reacted to

[19:38:19] h4 it's like ignoring TorS

[19:38:30] h4 spammy messages in between that add nothing to the channel

[19:38:33] h4 nobody would

[19:38:42] h4 he once said he's gonna kill himself

[19:38:47] h4 because nobody paid him any attention whatsoever

[19:38:49] h4 even that got ignored

[19:38:54] h4 was kinda sad tbh

[19:39:07] h4 that was in #shitters though

[19:39:09] h4 what do you expect?

[19:40:17] h4 lol

[19:40:27] h4 what?

[19:40:41] h4 i have

[19:42:06] h4 Mikoolo guess that's a good thing for Kuro

[19:42:14] h4 he will be removed from ignore then

[19:43:35] h4 you want to put it in the topic that akoshA should be ignored?

[19:44:44] h4 we can make that permanent in a way

[19:44:47] h4 .quote add <@Ahsoka> h4 learn to ignore you fucking troll

[19:45:32] h4 we do

[19:45:36] h4 i have been called a virgin countless times

[19:45:39] h4 by all my enemies

[19:46:03] h4 she was just mad

[19:46:07] h4 because I rejected her advances

[19:46:31] h4 look zof

[19:46:35] h4 she is a very mean woman

[19:46:42] h4 I don't want anything to do with that

[19:47:03] h4 been meaning to ask phonekait

[19:47:12] h4 why are you always posting pictures that show your poor living conditions?

[19:47:24] h4 don't you want to hide that from a public channel?

[19:48:13] h4 love this attention :)

[19:48:30] h4 phonekait keeps talking about dicks like they were a bowl of gravy

[19:48:38] h4 akoshA probably still whining about it all

[19:49:36] h4 also kinda nice that I can add to gravykaits selfesteem

[19:49:44] h4 she can't have a lot of that lol

[19:50:10] h4 kinda got used to it now

[19:51:00] h4 zof whatever your goal is

[19:51:04] h4 don't stick your dick in crazy

[19:51:06] h4 you will regret it

[19:53:52] h4 Mikoolo so zof's an instigator?

[19:54:07] h4 ComputerTech I activated my irish filter

[19:54:16] h4 mainly because of pankakes

[19:54:20] h4 she is more irish than you are anyways

[19:54:41] h4 but it was mainly about a specific irish person

[19:54:45] h4 that keeps throwing fits

[19:55:08] h4 she will probably dream abuot me

[19:55:09] h4 *about

[19:55:17] h4 zof north koreans?

[19:55:30] h4 very

[19:57:25] h4 wow

[19:57:26] h4 first off

[19:57:31] h4 a lot of air in there to begin with

[19:57:36] h4 and then fries...

[19:58:11] h4 is it american?

[19:58:24] h4 you guys are disgusting

[20:08:33] h4 careful

[20:08:37] h4 we would not want you to damage her

[20:08:46] h4 not any more than she already is

[20:09:21] h4 Knorr

[20:09:30] h4 is that nestlé by now

[20:09:30] h4 ?

[20:09:38] h4 I have

[20:09:44] h4 oh

[20:09:46] h4 equally bad

[20:13:38] h4 !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[20:14:07] h4 you know TheFatherMind

[20:14:10] h4 if you reach 15000xp

[20:14:18] h4 ComputerTech will turn that handjob into a blow

[20:14:23] h4 :D

[20:14:31] h4 aw nice

[20:14:40] h4 right?

[20:14:49] h4 I hope his young wife does not get mad at me

[20:15:00] h4 not to be racist or anything, but I think all asians do martial arts

[20:15:12] h4 why would I want to make pankakes wet?

[20:15:26] h4 you sure?

[20:16:19] h4 <+pankakes> I’ll take you on

[20:16:21] h4 sorry pankakes

[20:16:25] h4 I'm sure you're a really nice gal and all

[20:16:33] h4 but you're just not my type

[20:16:47] h4 tiny with a big booty

[20:16:48] h4 meh

[20:17:06] h4 yeah totally

[20:17:12] h4 you must not have seen the last hour here lol

[20:17:20] h4 I'm really into dumbufkcs

[20:17:23] h4 *dumbfucks

[20:17:42] h4 pankakes just gravy and crazy

[20:17:50] h4 yes

[20:17:54] h4 but you would not like that pork

[20:17:59] h4 that pork has a face

[20:18:03] h4 and you have seen it lol

[20:18:21] h4 it also has a kitchen

[20:18:23] h4 and oooooh boy

[20:18:26] h4 you loved that kitchen

[20:18:42] h4 totally

[20:18:47] h4 well some animal made a mess there

[20:18:51] h4 but apart from that

[20:19:21] h4 can#t help it

[20:19:43] h4 apparently

[20:19:53] h4 whose heart aren't I'm breaking? :D

[20:20:16] h4 N

[20:20:34] h4 I wouldn't

[20:20:42] h4 regardless of where she's from

[20:20:43] h4 she is nuts

[20:20:55] h4 yes

[20:20:57] h4 did you?

[20:21:13] h4 probably

[20:21:30] h4 but I think it might damage her

[20:21:33] h4 so I don't want to suggest it

[20:21:36] h4 rip foxy

[20:21:38] h4 x(

[20:22:08] h4 !bang

[20:30:48] h4 guess it's okay

[21:34:14] h4 only if ComputerTech can join you

[21:35:13] h4 june or july in poland

[21:35:17] h4 it's not far from here

[21:35:38] h4 i could just rent a car

[21:36:09] h4 Frogorg the stereotype of poles stealing german cars is a thing of the 80s, right?

[21:36:20] h4 good

[21:36:36] h4 put 4 H's on that

[21:36:41] h4 oooor

[21:36:42] h4 omg

[21:36:47] h4 you, Frogorg, ComputerTech, me

[21:36:56] h4 everybody having an H on their shirt

[21:37:00] h4 !!

[21:37:02] h4 :»

[21:37:18] h4 wo

[21:37:19] h4 w

[21:37:23] h4 like a gay boyband

[21:37:30] h4 Backstreet Suckers

[21:37:41] h4 omg

[21:37:45] h4 I can't sing for shit

[21:37:51] h4 even I can't stand to hear it lol

[21:38:07] h4 rotten fruit won't do us any good

[21:38:11] h4 lol

[21:38:13] h4 you are a cunt

[21:38:16] h4 oh

[21:38:20] h4 so you're saying he's ugly?

[21:38:38] h4 oh come on

[21:38:42] h4 Mikoolo surely can scream into a mic

[21:38:48] h4 we just make death metal

[21:39:05] h4 *mind blown*

[21:39:46] h4 getting that much vacation in summer

[21:39:52] h4 i might have to quit my job lol

[21:40:14] h4 i'll just let your parents hire me

[21:40:18] h4 100% homeoffice though

[21:40:57] h4 if you make less than 2500€ a month, they are fucking you over bad time

[21:41:12] h4 you got no experience whatsoever lol

[21:41:15] h4 haha :D

[21:41:51] h4 omfg

[21:42:26] h4 oh my

[21:42:30] h4 and I thought my singing was bad

[21:42:39] h4 hahaha

[21:42:44] h4 based song

[21:42:55] h4 ffs i'm can't stop laughing

[21:43:10] h4 I wouldn't even dare sending a voice message like this

[21:43:15] h4 chapeau!

[21:43:48] h4 OMG

[21:43:59] h4 starting from 00:16

[21:44:04] h4 I'm cracking up

[21:44:08] h4 this is gold Mikoolo

[21:44:47] h4 you know I admire you for having the courage to sing for us

[21:45:36] h4 no

[21:45:40] h4 that is absolutely nice

[21:45:53] h4 stop interrupting Mikoolo's singing!

[21:47:29] h4 what? You know that one?

[21:47:49] h4 no

[21:48:01] h4 i hate it already

[21:48:24] h4 sure

[21:49:13] h4 but

[21:49:18] h4 he can't sing

[21:49:19] h4 :O

[21:49:21] h4 Neo_Nemesis!

[21:49:23] h4 !shop 16 Neo_Nemesis

[21:49:34] h4 :O

[21:50:28] h4 Mikoolo

[21:50:32] h4 what is Lyxfällan?

[21:50:35] h4 is that swedish trash tv?

[21:50:56] h4 what's with the tatted up bitch?

[21:50:58] h4 I don'T like it

[21:51:40] h4 the state or the band?

[21:51:44] h4 oh my

[21:57:00] h4 oh god

[21:57:07] h4 I don't even have to click that to get an earworm

[21:58:02] h4 KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMA KAMELEEEOOOON

[21:58:09] h4 oh yeah

[21:58:12] h4 Cyndi Lauper is nice

[21:58:17] h4 my ex loved her songs

[21:58:21] h4 I approved

[21:59:24] h4 wdym no?

[22:00:45] h4 .yt conny froboess pack die badehose ein

[22:01:09] h4 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YT LINKS?

[22:01:12] h4 .yt developer song

[22:01:37] h4 fuck off

[22:01:58] h4 ComputerTech which?

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