IRC Driven

[07:50:03] h4 .trivia 5

[07:50:07] h4 huh

[07:50:19] h4 .strivia

[07:50:22] h4 .trivia 5

[07:50:38] h4 sanitizing input like a pro

[08:02:38] h4 think he's cracking?

[08:35:46] h4 Herr Mikoolo

[08:36:00] h4 shit

[08:36:03] h4 should we ever see in real life

[08:36:05] h4 I need to wear a hat

[08:36:08] h4 to be able to do that

[08:36:15] h4 s/see/meet/

[08:37:03] h4 no

[08:40:02] h4 well at least denmark isn't part of the dick

[08:40:12] h4 nice

[08:40:16] h4 Poland has become the baltic sea

[08:40:19] h4 more harbours for germany :D

[08:58:56] h4 gay

[09:00:54] h4 :O

[09:45:24] h4 $w coal miners daughter

[09:46:05] h4 EXTERMINATE

[09:46:22] h4 SpaceK

[09:46:22] h4 ofc

[09:46:25] h4 .trivia 1

[09:46:26] h4 .skip

[09:47:28] h4 you think you're funny?

[09:47:43] h4 the shit pit has more culture than the entirety of the US

[09:48:12] h4 pass mal auf du Kartoffelweib

[09:48:40] h4 ist richtiger Mist

[09:48:44] h4 genau so wie pankakes Attitüde

[09:48:59] h4 genau ComputerTech

[09:49:03] h4 was platzt du hier einfach so rein?

[09:49:20] h4 was was?

[09:49:36] h4 du hältst jetzt auch mal schön den Rand!

[09:49:59] h4 ComputerTech

[09:50:07] h4 kannst du das Weibvolk aus deinem Scheißland mal unter Kontrolle bringen?

[09:50:29] h4 finde das wirklich unerhört, wenn die hier so die Schnauze aufreißt

[09:50:35] h4 learn your place pankakes!

[09:50:37] h4 teach her ComputerTech

[09:51:29] h4 hold on

[09:51:36] h4 accepting 2024 pankakes or the old 2023 pankakes?

[09:52:04] h4 oh that's a hard one

[09:52:16] h4 i think the 2024 annoys me more

[09:52:21] h4 kinda pretentious that one

[09:52:40] h4 nice

[09:52:57] h4 oh god

[09:53:14] h4 can't wait for you to have that drink with tors

[09:53:17] h4 he will put you in your place

[09:53:46] h4 there is a fun kind?

[09:53:54] h4 you are so damaged

[09:54:06] h4 gain 100kg?

[09:54:06] h4 oof

[09:54:13] h4 with her height

[09:54:29] h4 but bonus! Less crinkles

[09:54:35] h4 because your skin gets stretched

[09:54:49] h4 poor tors

[09:55:15] h4 given that this is tors

[09:55:25] h4 he will push his fat belly against the bars every two hours

[09:55:31] h4 and say OI OI SEXPACK HAHA

[09:55:34] h4 then walk away laughing

[09:55:59] h4 you will smirk at first

[09:56:06] h4 but after having heard the same ol joke over and over again

[09:56:16] h4 you will feel like Ahsoka now lives in some old belgian diabetes body

[09:56:47] h4 the only difference between tors and Ahsoka is probably that Ahsoka got autocorrect

[09:56:51] h4 and her english is comprehensible sometimes

[09:57:12] h4 you always act like i'm the bad influence

[09:57:20] h4 and you're only mean because I make you

[09:57:27] h4 I'm not even mean!

[09:57:39] h4 used

[09:57:41] h4 :D

[09:57:43] h4 you forgot used

[09:57:56] h4 i also called you out of fifth hand

[09:58:02] h4 you must have missed that

[09:58:19] h4 ok let me cheer you up then

[09:58:25] h4 and cherish it, this won't happen often

[09:58:35] h4 you're okay

[09:59:18] h4 ready for another one?

[09:59:30] h4 gotta wait a couple of months

[09:59:54] h4 but for real though

[09:59:57] h4 we share enemies

[10:00:08] h4 ok

[10:00:12] h4 we talk shit about the same people then

[10:00:26] h4 huh

[10:00:34] h4 well there are a few exceptions

[10:00:39] h4 sure

[10:00:43] h4 hugs are nice

[10:01:06] h4 now I feel ready to take on the day

[10:01:15] h4 dishes, here I come!

[10:01:33] h4 :O

[10:01:41] h4 can I pat your head while you're hugging me?

[10:01:49] h4 aaaww

[10:02:04] h4 I mean you clinging to me automatically makes me feel big

[10:02:38] h4 omg attention from a female...this is my day

[10:02:53] h4 right?

[10:03:04] h4 that depends

[10:03:07] h4 what's the 2025 pankakes like?

[10:03:24] h4 same ol same ol

[10:03:56] h4 oh it's a trap

[10:04:05] h4 Yeah she's psycho, but I can fix her!

[10:05:32] h4 evening?

[10:05:37] h4 it's 11

[10:05:42] h4 oh dear

[10:05:47] h4 $in 8h enjoy Mikoolo

[10:06:03] h4 $in 10h please stop drinking, Mikoolo!

[10:06:18] h4 $in 13h *sigh*...finally he's off to bed

[10:06:37] h4 oh that last one could backfire

[10:06:52] h4 I wouldn't either

[10:06:54] h4 only know three irish

[10:07:01] h4 and pankakes clearly is the most normal of them

[10:07:04] h4 and she's catholic

[10:07:12] h4 right?

[10:07:19] h4 maybe I can't fix her after all

[10:07:44] h4 you are a catholic

[10:07:47] h4 ofc you need fixing

[10:08:01] h4 Mikoolo so she's my sister? That's weird

[10:08:09] h4 I better do the dishes

[10:08:15] h4 what are you doing, step-sis? :D

[10:08:39] h4 Mikoolo but nobody saw him do it

[10:08:51] h4 guess I don't want to fix pankakes after all

[10:08:55] h4 she goes to sleep a lot

[10:09:06] h4 sounds a bit like she would be some sort of trophy wife

[10:09:14] h4 but old and used :/

[10:09:22] h4 does not work, spends a ton of money

[10:09:45] h4 at some point the hugs will stop as well

[10:10:02] h4 no thank you, I think I'll pass

[10:10:28] h4 I could probably drag you along

[10:10:30] h4 if you don't let go

[10:11:00] h4 pomf tipping required?

[10:11:18] h4 who ruined it again?

[10:11:52] h4 <+pankakes> Imagine paying to see tits

[10:11:56] h4 most guys in here bring their own set of tits

[10:12:15] h4 had to focus on the pizza Mikoolo

[10:12:22] h4 same

[10:12:24] h4 so?

[10:12:26] h4 just a fatso

[10:12:30] h4 he looks jolly though

[10:12:38] h4 pomf asking the right questions lol

[10:12:56] h4 a lot of veeeeeeeery weird pics Mikoolo just drops out of nowhere

[10:13:11] h4 pankakes don't be so rude

[10:13:18] h4 the fat guy must be fun for someone as small as you are

[10:13:26] h4 you can lay on his belly without touching the ground

[10:13:30] h4 that sounds awesome!

[10:13:35] h4 she is 37

[10:13:38] h4 from the looks of it at least

[10:13:48] h4 yes she sent me that emo pic

[10:13:52] h4 think she might be goth

[10:14:00] h4 that's the same anyways, right?

[10:14:07] h4 no

[10:14:11] h4 I know her face

[10:14:24] h4 looks okay

[10:14:28] h4 for a woman of age

[10:14:53] h4 that is Mikoolo after 12 hours of IRC

[10:14:56] h4 he cries blood

[10:15:20] h4 and have you heard the story?

[10:15:27] h4 pankakes shame

[10:38:41] h4 !bang

[10:38:43] h4 !reload

[10:38:45] h4 !bang

[10:38:48] h4 you want a cookie?

[10:38:50] h4 why?

[10:40:16] h4 which?

[10:40:41] h4 oh

[10:40:42] h4 nice

[10:40:43] h4 :D

[10:45:03] h4 who did?

[10:45:12] h4 I don't

[10:45:37] h4 Direktor?

[10:45:44] h4 he isn't even here

[10:45:59] h4 wanted to kick someone

[10:46:03] h4 now I'm sad

[10:46:32] h4 btw

[10:46:33] h4 IT'S

[10:46:36] h4 PUSHUP DAY !!

[10:58:04] h4 <+pankakes> Irish are the master race

[10:58:04] h4 lol

[10:58:05] h4 !bang

[10:58:07] h4 :O

[10:58:11] h4 oh you!

[10:58:14] h4 Fr0sty

[10:58:17] h4 you left earlier?

[10:58:21] h4 did you return with god at your side?

[10:58:34] h4 show that barbarian Mikoolo what's what!!

[10:58:58] h4 feel the strong urge

[10:59:03] h4 to just

[10:59:04] h4 do that

[10:59:08] h4 yet again

[10:59:09] h4 :D

[10:59:22] h4 Fr0sty wrong channel dude

[10:59:43] h4 oh

[10:59:44] h4 still h4 :D

[10:59:55] h4 drop

[11:00:10] h4 tell you what

[11:00:15] h4 every time I feel a bad joke has been made

[11:00:19] h4 based on reaction by people

[11:00:20] h4 i will act

[11:00:24] h4 else I will not

[11:00:27] h4 does that sound fair?

[11:00:42] h4 it's not a no

[11:00:42] h4 :D

[11:01:02] h4 I ask you guys, and Mikoolo, not to abuse that

[11:01:21] h4 my new very fair rule

[11:01:32] h4 Fr0sty you mean piccolo from dragon ball?

[11:01:38] h4 when he ran with that name so nobody would know it's him

[11:02:01] h4 yes

[11:02:06] h4 but one that can't hear or see

[11:02:12] h4 but reacts to his feelings

[11:02:13] h4 about the situation

[11:02:30] h4 huh

[11:02:32] h4 what's that feeling?

[11:02:37] h4 did something dull happen?

[11:02:56] h4 Fr0sty you know if you are a dragon ball fan, you should really talk to Syndus

[11:03:11] h4 special beam cannon

[11:03:28] h4 pankakes where do you think heaven is?

[11:04:16] h4 i'm not the devil

[11:04:23] h4 i'm a nice guy

[11:04:35] h4 I could not hurt another human

[11:04:43] h4 well with obvious exceptions

[11:04:51] h4 like a human hurts someone important to me

[11:04:56] h4 I guess I can then hurt that human a lot

[11:05:01] h4 Mikoolo good point

[11:05:05] h4 something like early homos

[11:05:28] h4 that's very far back

[11:05:39] h4 homo habilitis

[11:05:45] h4 was that even a thing?

[11:05:48] h4 $w homo habilitis

[11:05:56] h4 nope

[11:05:59] h4 works for them

[11:06:13] h4 Mikoolo guten Rutsch!

[11:07:26] h4 whoa pankakes

[11:07:44] h4 are you Lucy the Australopithecus afarensis?

[11:07:47] h4 she's a bit hairy

[11:07:51] h4 but size is like yours

[11:08:00] h4 $w lucy australopithecus

[11:08:06] h4 maybe you shaved

[11:08:14] h4 are you 3.2 Million Years old by any chance?

[11:08:36] h4 you could tell us so much about human history :O

[11:08:49] h4 so you originated in ehtiopia?

[11:10:00] h4 anthropology is so fucking awesome

[11:10:05] h4 stfu Chiester

[11:10:15] h4 let your weirdo bite your arm or something

[11:10:26] h4 <+pankakes> Why is it ok to call him a sheep shagger but not you a ginger twat?

[11:10:30] h4 oooh there is my sign!!

[11:10:51] h4 so how right was I?

[11:10:53] h4 spot on?

[11:11:03] h4 uh oh pankakes

[11:11:10] h4 i feel a computertech is ugly joke

[11:11:17] h4 should I kick already ComputerTech?

[11:11:45] h4 lol pankakes

[11:12:35] h4 figure it gets interrupted here and there

[11:13:40] h4 who's gonna tell her that being kicked is not a disconnect?

[11:13:48] h4 this is a channel, not a server

[11:14:07] h4 tmi?

[11:14:17] h4 what's gonna happen?

[11:14:37] h4 you speak english lie that?

[11:14:41] h4 Chiester is a retarded bot

[11:14:55] h4 what?

[11:15:00] h4 lately it has gotten worse with Chiester

[11:15:15] h4 even smaller

[11:15:25] h4 I'm not gay

[11:15:36] h4 oooh

[11:15:39] h4 that was not a response to me

[11:15:42] h4 *DING DING DING*

[11:15:47] h4 another occurence

[11:15:47] h4 of

[11:15:48] h4 the

[11:15:55] h4 :D

[11:16:05] h4 I almost missed that one

[11:16:34] h4 I am obsessed with every active chatter in here

[11:16:45] h4 you have no idea how often ComputerTech would get kicked

[11:16:46] h4 if I could

[11:17:06] h4 but I can only do it per request

[11:17:16] h4 which works quite often :D

[11:17:37] h4 you gotta wake up tjr

[11:17:40] h4 or foxy

[11:17:42] h4 sometimes Peorth

[11:17:56] h4 wow

[11:18:03] h4 he won't kick ComputerTech if you ask I guess

[11:18:11] h4 very rude

[11:18:17] h4 calm down Lucy

[11:19:11] h4 this one pankakes

[11:19:12] h4 https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/Bienvenida_al_Museo_de_Lucy.jpg/800px-Bienvenida_al_Museo_de_Lucy.jpg

[11:19:17] h4 is the lucy I was talking about

[11:19:23] h4 that's a reconstruction ofc

[11:19:30] h4 they only ever found parts of the body

[11:19:55] h4 what?

[11:19:57] h4 I got a prius

[11:20:02] h4 !bang

[11:20:04] h4 !bang

[11:20:20] h4 oh

[11:20:21] h4 is that a clue?

[11:20:25] h4 am I to act again?

[11:20:31] h4 YES! :)

[11:21:32] h4 pankakes I assume it makes her feel better about herself

[11:22:08] h4 Sander na komm, so oft zerschießt er sich jetzt nicht den Paketmanager

[11:22:30] h4 Sander it will happen eventually

[11:22:46] h4 .quote last

[11:22:49] h4 oh my

[11:22:53] h4 .quote read 868

[11:23:03] h4 .quote read 867

[11:23:08] h4 haha

[11:23:15] h4 I wanted to quote that

[11:23:20] h4 but figured he already did

[11:23:33] h4 .quote read 866

[11:23:40] h4 .quote read 865

[11:23:48] h4 .quote read 864

[11:23:56] h4 .quote read 863

[11:24:04] h4 clue?

[11:24:12] h4 IS IT A CLUE COMPUTERTECH??

[11:24:24] h4 oh okay

[11:24:30] h4 you would not say based to another sheep joke

[11:24:40] h4 whatever works

[11:24:52] h4 should I help out?

[11:25:06] h4 that is weird pankakes

[11:25:17] h4 ComputerTech when Obi-Wan said to Anakin

[11:25:19] h4 that he was the chosen one

[11:25:23] h4 destined to destroy the sith

[11:25:24] h4 not join them

[11:25:29] h4 and that they were like brothers

[11:25:40] h4 not?

[11:25:54] h4 then when you finished Mass Effect and see them all die

[11:25:59] h4 because you played it shitty

[11:26:07] h4 me tooo

[11:26:11] h4 emotions are great

[11:26:18] h4 no really

[11:26:24] h4 .yt the good the bad the ugly orchestra

[11:26:31] h4 cried when I heard that

[11:26:37] h4 the part where that one woman starts singing

[11:26:39] h4 this is epic

[11:26:54] h4 no wonder you are so stuck up

[11:27:01] h4 men not allowed to show emotions?

[11:27:08] h4 go dig for some potatoes du Landei

[11:27:42] h4 they think you're a moron

[11:27:57] h4 good for you

[11:28:13] h4 ComputerTech listen to the symphony up there

[11:28:16] h4 it's fucking epic

[11:28:33] h4 before Mikoolo comes back and dislikes it because they are danish

[11:30:02] h4 ComputerTech did you notice the one guy with the wood who just claps twice?

[11:30:07] h4 that's all he does :D

[11:30:17] h4 you fucktwat

[11:30:23] h4 how are you gonna experience the entirety of it?

[11:30:28] h4 no wonder you don't have emotions

[11:30:37] h4 sounds fun

[11:30:38] h4 cunt

[11:31:20] h4 you mean the poles have snow

[11:31:24] h4 are you polish now?

[11:31:39] h4 3:30

[11:31:43] h4 the opera singer starts

[11:32:03] h4 i got goosebumps now

[11:32:10] h4 i recommend headphones

[11:32:45] h4 this is a clue

[11:33:07] h4 n0s3y|afk hab hier Beyerdynamics DT770 Pro

[11:33:13] h4 over-ear

[11:34:37] h4 pankakes Chiester is most like fucked in the head

[11:34:41] h4 according to his messages

[11:34:45] h4 and general behaviour

[11:34:50] h4 also he gets bitten by other humans

[11:34:52] h4 and enjoys it

[11:35:24] h4 n0s3y|afk wieso wehrt er sich denn?

[11:35:26] h4 er ist doch in #gaychat

[11:35:58] h4 $in 1m kick again

[11:36:01] h4 yes sir!

[11:36:14] h4 :D

[11:36:18] h4 nice foxy

[11:36:23] h4 epic entrance

[11:36:48] h4 who would ban you??

[11:37:02] h4 YES

[11:37:07] h4 wooohooo!

[11:37:17] h4 who slapped you pankakes?

[11:37:27] h4 you just take that from him?

[11:38:02] h4 again?

[11:38:07] h4 you do it this time

[11:38:10] h4 I'm out of kicks

[11:38:15] h4 I have been limited

[11:38:27] h4 no problem Fr0sty

[11:38:44] h4 very

[11:38:57] h4 testing is important n0s3y|afk

[11:39:14] h4 who am I to say wez?

[11:39:25] h4 lol n0s3y|afk

[11:40:00] h4 tors begs to differ

[11:40:14] h4 oh

[11:40:27] h4 i hope someone who can akill you was watching ComputerTech

[11:40:59] h4 n0s3y|afk but that is not in my power :|

[11:41:09] h4 Fr0sty sus

[11:41:26] h4 pankakes hush catholic!

[11:41:30] h4 god is imaginary

[11:41:55] h4 better take that away again

[11:42:40] h4 lol have fun pankakes

[11:42:45] h4 lets see how long that'll work

[11:43:37] h4 n0s3y|afk eksdee"

[11:43:37] h4 :D

[11:44:07] h4 Chiester: s/understand/care

[11:44:24] h4 Mikøølø meinst du wohl

[11:44:43] h4 sajoined?

[11:44:59] h4 pankakes don't try

[11:45:04] h4 she is horribly bad at making jokes

[11:45:14] h4 they are mostly just direct insults without any humour to them at all

[11:45:41] h4 then you know what I'm saying

[11:45:46] h4 describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like

[11:46:17] h4 Chiester hasn't that worked out great for her then?

[11:46:29] h4 the only one that got really butthurt and started talking about betrayal and being hurt was she herself lol

[11:46:51] h4 yeah but we've been over this

[11:46:59] h4 you are yourself ... upsetting pankakes

[11:47:01] h4 to put it nicely

[11:47:29] h4 Chiester round about, ye

[12:19:39] h4 Herr Frogorg

[12:22:39] h4 yo Frogorg

[12:22:50] h4 today I managed 12 more diamond pushups then last time I did them

[12:23:21] h4 I am amazed myself :D

[12:23:51] h4 18-15-16

[12:24:08] h4 thx

[12:24:24] h4 oh

[12:24:25] h4 nice irish666 :D

[12:27:09] h4 right into the

[12:27:11] h4 .yt panic zone

[12:27:18] h4 is that even the song?

[14:21:02] h4 was it a proper moment?

[14:21:03] h4 !bang

[14:21:04] h4 !bang

[14:21:07] h4 !reload

[14:21:07] h4 !bang

[14:25:14] h4 hey Hks

[14:25:17] h4 how are you?

[14:26:08] h4 sober :D

[14:30:24] h4 well

[14:30:28] h4 it'S 15:30 here

[14:55:45] h4 dronk?

[14:56:07] h4 <@Fensta> apart from the day after

[14:56:16] h4 there is always the possibility to drink first thing in the morning

[14:58:21] h4 AHA

[14:58:33] h4 that was my clue

[14:58:44] h4 thx for telling mrinfinity

[15:02:51] h4 does it really though?

[15:03:04] h4 I mean I don't really use my wifi apart from using my phone

[15:03:19] h4 maybe if your router sits atop the microwave

[15:04:57] h4 could be worse

[15:05:02] h4 imagine the microwave sat atop the router

[17:56:40] h4 fuck

[17:56:43] h4 everybody

[17:56:45] h4 yeah you better

[17:57:00] h4 so i bought this new case for my pc

[17:57:05] h4 which looks pretty big

[17:57:10] h4 be quiet dark something 700

[17:57:13] h4 in a bit

[17:57:16] h4 I just picked it up

[17:57:24] h4 had it delivered to my parents since they're always at home

[17:57:30] h4 they offered me a ride home but I declined

[17:57:34] h4 bus is driving anyways and it's not big deal

[17:57:44] h4 i just carried that package for roughly 1.2km

[17:57:54] h4 while not particularly heavy, it really drags down after some time

[17:58:01] h4 also it's hard to reach around the package

[17:58:19] h4 Fensta i do lol

[17:58:23] h4 so now that it's here

[17:58:32] h4 am I gonna do that today

[17:58:34] h4 or rather tomorrow?

[17:59:02] h4 I don't know

[17:59:06] h4 I'd have to turn off this machine

[17:59:09] h4 get all the hardware out, clean it a bit

[17:59:19] h4 stfu

[17:59:24] h4 I still need to do pushups

[17:59:30] h4 not now

[17:59:38] h4 my arms are understandably stiff from carrying that package

[17:59:48] h4 he goes oof a lot

[17:59:58] h4 bash.org is dead?

[17:59:59] h4 rip

[18:16:51] h4 Sander it is done

[18:16:57] h4 we're just not cool enough to check it out

[21:38:58] h4 alright

[21:39:06] h4 I have come to clean up if necessary

[21:39:11] h4 anything unusual to report?

[21:45:44] h4 where is Mikoolo?

[21:46:07] h4 ew I hate that gif

[21:48:49] h4 as am I

[21:49:37] h4 how was it?

[21:49:39] h4 and what was it?

[21:49:46] h4 that is expensive

[21:50:08] h4 so you would not recommend

[21:50:10] h4 .t en de stout

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