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[07:11:09] h4 the script is talking

[07:11:11] h4 malfunction?

[07:11:36] h4 hey pomf

[07:12:37] h4 TheFatherMind please

[07:12:45] h4 sometimes it's the keyboard

[07:12:54] h4 the only known alcoholics here are ComputerTech and his brother

[07:13:07] h4 come again?

[07:13:32] h4 .quote add <%TheFatherMind> h4 stop begging.. for the last time I do not do handjobs with men. <%TheFatherMind> boys? <%TheFatherMind> IDK

[07:13:41] h4 wasn't there something with minors about you too? :D

[07:13:44] h4 .quote search minors

[07:13:46] h4 .quote search minor

[07:13:50] h4 .quote read 632

[07:13:53] h4 .quote read 734

[07:13:57] h4 there

[07:13:58] h4 that

[07:14:02] h4 pomf oh yeah based

[07:14:20] h4 .yt black sabbath heaven and hell

[07:14:36] h4 I can play iron man on electric guitar

[07:14:41] h4 and most of paranoid

[07:15:22] h4 no thank you

[07:15:28] h4 I don't plan on marrying at all

[07:16:09] h4 hope you didn't call it final time the last two times around :D

[07:16:57] h4 as if I could just buy a house

[07:18:03] h4 but what about true love? :O

[08:48:54] h4 !topducks

[08:48:56] h4 !topduck

[09:47:59] h4 what?

[09:51:35] h4 Mikoolo nothing

[09:51:36] h4 I'm hungry

[09:51:55] h4 .k Mikoolo

[09:52:07] h4 No?

[09:52:08] h4 hm

[09:52:09] h4 okay

[09:53:29] h4 jetzt hab ich Bock auf Döner

[09:53:59] h4 pff heul leise ey :D

[09:53:59] h4 .w

[09:54:03] h4 .w kiel

[09:54:12] h4 light snow my ass!

[09:55:33] h4 oh wait nvm

[09:55:34] h4 it is snowing

[10:59:28] h4 oh shit

[11:00:20] h4 hey ComputerTech

[11:00:23] h4 why are you greeting me?

[11:00:27] h4 paar uffs Maul?

[11:00:49] h4 i reached a new pr with diamond pushups today

[11:00:51] h4 come at me

[11:01:14] h4 20, 17 and 19

[11:01:21] h4 last time 18,15,16

[11:01:51] h4 I might be doing them not completely well

[11:01:54] h4 my right wrist hurt a little

[11:01:57] h4 while doing them

[11:02:19] h4 shoulders and biceps

[11:02:32] h4 titties not so much

[11:09:29] h4 :O

[11:09:30] h4 .w

[11:12:40] h4 hello foxy o/

[11:12:50] h4 Ice` did you call me your german friend?

[11:13:02] h4 well hello then my french comrade!

[11:13:27] h4 hey jeff_stacey o/

[11:13:36] h4 Ice` kinda

[11:13:41] h4 not communist per se

[11:13:45] h4 but very left

[11:14:05] h4 get kids to do it

[11:14:16] h4 they are happy to be around animals

[11:14:22] h4 and you'll be happy you don't have to go

[11:14:42] h4 who did?

[11:14:59] h4 .akick view

[11:15:01] h4 could not tell

[11:15:05] h4 only a trophy

[11:16:31] h4 based

[11:23:46] h4 chores

[11:23:52] h4 just cleaned the shitter

[11:23:57] h4 next I'm gonna vacuum

[11:24:43] h4 you just like weird almost liquid stuff in your mouth?

[11:25:13] h4 guess it happened after all

[11:25:26] h4 danke :)

[11:25:47] h4 foxy

[11:25:48] h4 yuck

[11:25:49] h4 same

[11:25:51] h4 back in 2012

[11:26:05] h4 ComputerTech it#s the same shit just russian

[11:26:18] h4 suspiciously many good looking russian females contacted me

[11:26:29] h4 right?

[11:26:43] h4 they probably wanted to live in germany :D

[11:26:59] h4 they were all nigerian princes

[11:27:01] h4 I'm sure

[11:27:55] h4 lol

[11:28:01] h4 perfect material for ComputerTech

[11:28:08] h4 no

[11:28:11] h4 you may not

[11:28:19] h4 just for asking

[11:28:25] h4 .quote last

[11:28:53] h4 .quote search minor

[11:28:55] h4 .quote read 734

[11:28:57] h4 I mean

[11:29:02] h4 !bang

[11:29:11] h4 Litero you got kicked twice

[11:29:29] h4 vk2bio what?

[11:29:31] h4 missing context?

[11:29:46] h4 i had wireless keyboards

[11:29:49] h4 *hate

[11:30:01] h4 how did the fucking ctrl key keep being hit?

[11:30:09] h4 vk2bio to clarify

[11:30:12] h4 TheFatherMind is not some weird pedo

[11:30:18] h4 we were talking about miners

[11:30:21] h4 and his brain made that a minor

[11:30:28] h4 ctrl + w

[11:30:34] h4 I was typing

[11:30:37] h4 no

[11:30:42] h4 never

[11:31:02] h4 vk2bio it's a trap

[11:31:05] h4 don't trust ComputerTech

[11:31:11] h4 Mikoolo that works too

[11:31:15] h4 vk2bio you have not seen his programming

[11:31:31] h4 he means well

[11:31:46] h4 quite

[11:31:52] h4 check @chanstats

[11:32:01] h4 only ComputerTech writes more than me

[11:32:02] h4 lol

[11:32:10] h4 I should get a life or something

[11:32:43] h4 <~ComputerTech> Mikoolo: i mean, i use like, a few of my plugins

[11:32:53] h4 oh, do you, like, use a lot of, like, plugins?

[11:33:17] h4 some paper work

[11:33:26] h4 he got his colouring book in front of him

[11:33:48] h4 he did the same shitty joke as you Mikoolo

[11:33:51] h4 why did h e do that?

[11:33:54] h4 no it wasn'T

[11:34:01] h4 also I kicked Mikoolo for it earlier

[11:34:07] h4 how can I not kick vk2bio for it?

[11:34:34] h4 vk2bio I'm just going to kick you more now, you realise this, right?

[11:34:49] h4 ComputerTech he wasn't referring to you

[11:34:59] h4 whoa!

[11:35:04] h4 hodl it

[11:35:07] h4 nobody calls foxy lame

[11:35:10] h4 while I'm here

[11:35:14] h4 HALT STOP

[11:35:16] h4 JETZT REDE ICH

[11:35:23] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for spam

[11:35:35] h4 but foxy is :)

[11:35:45] h4 booom! :D

[11:35:47] h4 nice foxy <3

[11:35:53] h4 vk2bio homeoffice

[11:35:58] h4 what's your excuse?

[11:36:08] h4 no

[11:36:11] h4 you are unemployed ComputerTech

[11:36:14] h4 you don't need an excuse

[11:36:54] h4 jeff_stacey: s/ft/t/

[11:37:35] h4 you slapped her in pm ComputerTech?

[11:37:37] h4 you fucktwat

[11:37:38] h4 !

[11:38:07] h4 vk2bio did you just talk shit about this channel?

[11:38:09] h4 @topchans

[11:38:12] h4 nope

[11:38:18] h4 RKOs failure of a channel does

[11:38:28] h4 ComputerTech great idea

[11:38:49] h4 one server is owned by ComputerTech

[11:38:50] h4 try not to use it

[11:38:53] h4 he means well

[11:38:55] h4 but ...

[11:38:56] h4 you know

[11:39:11] h4 just use irc.mufff.in

[11:39:48] h4 Mikoolo he came up with a way to make you connect to his server by accident

[11:40:07] h4 me neither

[11:40:09] h4 ask him

[11:40:23] h4 yes

[11:40:38] h4 rip

[11:40:53] h4 probably

[11:41:00] h4 .f

[11:41:25] h4 .k ComputerTech no

[11:41:43] h4 oh?

[11:41:45] h4 chronic isnt

[11:42:01] h4 no

[11:42:25] h4 foxy he hasn't been tolerable this year

[11:42:32] h4 it started around christmas when he said he was at his parents place

[11:42:55] h4 Mikoolo linuxuser might just be youtube-educated

[11:43:15] h4 history is only tricky if you deny the facts to believe bullshit you heard on youtube

[12:01:20] h4 beep boop

[12:01:21] h4 I'm no bot

[12:03:08] h4 !bang

[12:03:36] h4 admire ComputerTech's programming prowess!

[12:04:03] h4 .k Mikoolo no!

[12:04:09] h4 not the fucking vtuber crap

[12:04:14] h4 disgusting Mikoolo

[12:04:21] h4 stick your vtubers up chiesters behind

[12:05:02] h4 finally a true FORTRAN error message

[12:05:22] h4 $in 12h wb ComputerTech

[12:05:30] h4 .cc 10 ComputerTech-minutes to hours

[12:20:16] h4 ye

[12:20:39] h4 h4 won't be amused if someone pisses off his homies

[12:21:07] h4 !bang

[12:21:09] h4 !bang

[12:21:10] h4 !shop 10

[12:21:11] h4 !reload

[12:21:13] h4 !shop 4

[12:21:14] h4 !bang

[14:15:43] h4 you wot?

[14:15:54] h4 das tut man nicht du Lümmel!

[14:16:13] h4 egal

[14:16:16] h4 jetzt bist du der Täter

[14:16:20] h4 und sie das Opfer

[14:16:29] h4 oh I will show you self defense

[14:16:41] h4 also who quotes Mikoolo of all people to justify behaviour? :D

[14:17:02] h4 she bleeds cheap beer

[14:17:03] h4 she is irish

[14:17:51] h4 !shop 16 Neo_Nemesis

[14:17:52] h4 <3

[14:18:14] h4 you cunt!

[14:19:55] h4 no!

[14:20:04] h4 that old man was sturdy

[14:20:27] h4 hands off Neo_Nemesis!

[14:20:47] h4 :O

[14:20:49] h4 oh no you didn't!

[14:21:43] h4 never

[14:21:55] h4 Neo_Nemesis that was pointless

[14:21:58] h4 you give him that pair

[14:22:01] h4 then throw it into the sea

[14:22:06] h4 as if he's gonna dive after

[14:23:37] h4 you can'T even !bang due to being sabotaged

[14:23:58] h4 don't take that abuse!

[14:25:13] h4 enjoy Neo_Nemesis o/

[14:25:19] h4 !shop 12

[14:25:20] h4 !bang

[14:25:22] h4 !bang

[14:25:23] h4 !bang

[14:25:47] h4 Litero speak when spoken to!

[14:26:35] h4 so how do you guys like the new and improved Litero?

[14:36:12] h4 so Mikoolo

[14:36:17] h4 when was ComputerTech's last brb?

[14:36:20] h4 must have been hours

[14:36:36] h4 oh wow

[14:36:41] h4 he was here less than an hour ago

[14:36:51] h4 isn't that sweet of him?

[14:36:53] h4 that's a lot

[14:37:04] h4 speaking of coffee

[14:37:07] h4 mine's just done brewing

[14:37:14] h4 Mikoolo absolutely

[14:37:23] h4 if you ban it then I don't have to set the channel +m to get him to leave :D

[14:37:56] h4 nice

[14:38:47] h4 it might work for up to an hour lol

[14:39:53] h4 you know pankakes

[14:39:57] h4 if you keep talking about wanking

[14:40:01] h4 you might just become the female tors

[14:40:13] h4 he talked about jerking off all the time

[14:40:51] h4 no

[14:40:54] h4 I jerk off very little

[14:41:13] h4 nope

[14:41:18] h4 ye

[14:41:40] h4 it's bad for building muscles

[14:41:46] h4 I can't jerk off all the time

[14:43:52] h4 Nope

[14:46:34] h4 I mean it'S their own fault for using irccloud

[14:47:58] h4 and what'S the lounge?

[14:48:45] h4 oh well thelounge at least is opensource

[14:48:52] h4 lol Mikoolo

[14:48:59] h4 try weechat then

[14:49:17] h4 ewwww

[14:49:19] h4 npm

[14:49:21] h4 ewww!!

[14:49:25] h4 https://www.npmjs.com/search?q=keywords%3Athelounge-theme

[14:49:27] h4 ewww!!!

[14:49:34] h4 that's their way of getting themes

[14:50:04] h4 https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/1534150?v=4

[14:50:07] h4 with the pubic hair on his chin

[14:51:20] h4 Full stack developer, entrepreneur. 🖌️ Visual design, a11y, CSS, JS, CLI, *nix, WP, HTML, PHP are my things. 🕹 Hobbies: Retrogames, synths, films, books.

[14:51:24] h4 sounds like ComputerTech describing himself

[14:54:14] h4 <&Mikoolo> Now wich one was h4.

[14:54:18] h4 probably a lot of them

[14:54:37] h4 pankakes just holla at kuro-chan

[14:54:44] h4 he is simping as soon as he knows you have tits

[14:54:52] h4 he does however simp ComputerTech as well

[14:55:06] h4 be around

[14:55:12] h4 send some smileys like :3

[14:55:14] h4 uwu

[14:55:15] h4 DICKS

[14:55:19] h4 whatever

[14:55:21] h4 they will come

[14:55:31] h4 oh boy

[14:55:34] h4 that might attract tors

[14:55:44] h4 especially because of the HEHEHEHEHE

[14:55:48] h4 just his language

[14:55:52] h4 .u uwu

[14:56:10] h4 Kuro is not here

[14:56:19] h4 he is busy killing cats

[14:56:20] h4 I reckon

[14:56:32] h4 you have to react

[14:56:43] h4 if he gives you yet another piece of cheesecake

[14:56:47] h4 you have to eat it

[14:56:53] h4 lol

[14:56:59] h4 no

[14:57:02] h4 that was another cunt

[14:57:08] h4 also that one on netflix killed a human later on

[14:57:10] h4 iirc

[14:57:17] h4 not really

[14:57:30] h4 I am unfortunate enough to have seen that vid he made about it

[14:57:39] h4 luka magnolia or some shit?

[14:57:48] h4 hope he gets raped in prison

[14:58:04] h4 he killed another guy with an ice pick

[14:58:09] h4 and did shitty things with the body

[14:58:30] h4 sure the person rejected to being dead in the first place

[14:59:00] h4 he forgot you already foxy?

[14:59:04] h4 the cancer must have reached his brain

[14:59:07] h4 hi Hotties

[14:59:42] h4 foxy do you mean to tell us that chronic defended you?

[14:59:58] h4 he was a simp for me

[15:00:01] h4 glad that is over

[15:00:08] h4 he still is?

[15:00:10] h4 omg :x

[15:11:50] h4 <&Mikoolo> He seems happy tho.

[15:11:51] h4 you know

[15:11:53] h4 ignorance is bliss

[15:12:07] h4 never crossed his mind that it might actually be him

[15:12:14] h4 it's always the others who are just mean to him

[15:12:27] h4 not suspicious that it happens with almost everybody

[15:38:39] h4 .w

[15:44:36] h4 nice

[15:48:39] h4 Syndus told you not to go to that gay bar

[15:48:48] h4 what did you expect? That they would cuddle you?

[15:49:56] h4 Oh yes

[15:50:05] h4 Syndus is back from his gay orgy

[15:51:09] h4 yikes

[15:51:12] h4 what do these gays do to you?

[16:57:03] h4 so pankakes

[16:57:13] h4 I got Kuro-chan on ignore

[16:57:13] h4 but

[16:57:20] h4 did you get him to simp you yet?

[17:02:28] h4 watch out for the cheesecake

[17:02:31] h4 it might be poisoned

[17:02:39] h4 also don't tell him you got cats

[17:02:40] h4 he hates them

[17:03:09] h4 also petting and cuddling go a long way

[17:03:17] h4 guess you have to initiate it

[17:03:23] h4 no I'm not simp material

[17:09:09] h4 !bang

[17:09:11] h4 was?

[17:09:13] h4 !shop 4

[17:09:14] h4 !bang

[17:09:16] h4 !bang

[17:09:20] h4 in die Fresse!

[17:09:47] h4 that annoying fucker from earlier?

[17:09:52] h4 oh god

[17:10:02] h4 I use dwm and just switched to my third display

[17:10:07] h4 *desktop

[17:10:11] h4 firefox still maximized

[17:10:16] h4 with that pic I sent you earlier pankakes

[17:10:18] h4 ffs

[17:10:29] h4 it's grinning at me

[17:10:53] h4 WARNING

[17:10:55] h4 you may not like it

[17:11:27] h4 true

[17:11:31] h4 but that is also very disturbing

[17:11:37] h4 if you don't expect it

[17:12:52] h4 calm down gestapo pankakes

[17:13:23] h4 fair

[17:13:32] h4 but then it's Euer Hochwohlgeboren for you

[17:13:34] h4 if you address me

[17:14:21] h4 listen her cakez

[17:14:27] h4 come closer

[17:14:31] h4 I can't say it too loud

[17:14:50] h4 foxy: s/Ta/Na/

[17:15:02] h4 how so?

[17:15:18] h4 oh such honour

[17:15:25] h4 grungebarbie has the allowance to say

[17:15:30] h4 by nastykakez herself

[17:16:00] h4 don't tell all those racist cunts though

[17:16:10] h4 oh nvm, linuxuser has been removed

[17:19:20] h4 <@pankakes> women are safe here

[17:19:27] h4 you have not witnessed the TorS-days of this channel

[17:19:30] h4 lucky you

[17:31:11] h4 <&Mikoolo> gz phonekait, you got two orbiters now. Thats more than I've ever had

[17:31:12] h4 LOL

[17:31:18] h4 it's just natural

[17:33:11] h4 is that cat alive

[17:33:13] h4 ?

[17:33:37] h4 what's with the big eyes?

[17:33:39] h4 ugly as cats go

[17:33:49] h4 oh yeah that thing is hideous

[17:34:33] h4 pankakes does GhettoBarbie have the same proportions?

[17:34:36] h4 I see a pattern right there

[17:34:55] h4 oh never you mind ;)

[17:36:33] h4 !bang

[17:36:35] h4 !reload

[17:36:36] h4 !bang

[17:38:16] h4 <&phonekait> 30 is way too much for me

[17:38:18] h4 but 10 isn't

[17:38:39] h4 <GhettoBarbie> This is MY cat https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/C6rYRsGx/IMG_4034.JPG

[17:38:43] h4 way cuter than that ugly one with the pullover

[17:39:26] h4 oh wow

[17:39:27] h4 Kuro-chan [~Kuro-chan@cheesecake.and.yarn.rocks] I thought you were up to 30

[17:39:31] h4 even he calls you a cat lady

[17:40:52] h4 wow GhettoBarbie

[17:40:59] h4 is that Mein Kampf in your shelve?

[17:41:04] h4 *shelf

[17:41:27] h4 it's okay, I think it's legal now lol

[17:44:54] h4 what mess?

[17:44:58] h4 you have not sent a picture of your kitchen yet

[17:47:50] h4 foxy you can never unsee it

[17:53:15] h4 how is that cute?

[17:53:24] h4 putting dogs into clothes

[17:53:24] h4 ffs

[17:53:44] h4 he looks like he is enjoying that too

[17:53:51] h4 look at the silent cry for help in his eyes

[17:54:03] h4 blankly staring into the room

[17:54:08] h4 wishing it would all end

[17:55:19] h4 GhettoBarbie you should cuddle less with that hairy thing

[17:55:27] h4 you are covered in its hairs

[17:55:41] h4 eww

[17:55:48] h4 I never considered the smell lol

[17:56:25] h4 should we mention those pants?

[17:56:34] h4 because now you can see its eyes Fensta

[17:59:27] h4 you are actually here to share animals?

[17:59:41] h4 no thank you

[17:59:43] h4 they tend to shit

[17:59:46] h4 lose hair

[17:59:51] h4 be noisy and require attention

[18:00:04] h4 I don't want a pet owner either

[18:00:05] h4 !bang

[18:00:06] h4 !bang

[18:00:43] h4 you better

[18:01:01] h4 we should ask your mom

[18:01:14] h4 she must have made some kind of mistake

[18:01:34] h4 oh right

[18:01:40] h4 letting the cats run free to disturb wildlife

[18:01:43] h4 just human things

[18:01:57] h4 right

[18:02:02] h4 glad it wears a collar stating that

[18:02:08] h4 so all the birds know before losing their shit

[18:02:15] h4 before noticing a predator near their nest

[18:02:47] h4 totally fine though right?

[18:02:49] h4 it's just nature

[18:03:42] h4 ask those walking birds down in australia or new zealand how harmless it is to bring cats into their habitat

[18:03:46] h4 oh wait, they are mostly extinct

[18:03:50] h4 shit happens

[18:04:00] h4 but awww look, so cute, it killed a bird and gave it to me as present

[18:04:21] h4 well feeding birds brings its own problems

[18:04:24] h4 but lets not go there

[18:04:39] h4 perhaps you should let nature run its course when it comes to the cats you rescue

[18:05:00] h4 after all those are bred because humans can make money with them

[18:05:18] h4 and the rare cases where they actually had use on farms catching mice and stuff

[18:05:30] h4 but looking at dressed up animals makes me thing that's not their purpose

[18:05:37] h4 *think

[18:05:47] h4 oh I'm not looking to argue about it

[18:05:55] h4 just dishing out in hopes it reaches someone :D

[18:07:44] h4 sounds american

[18:08:21] h4 oh no

[18:08:24] h4 at a time like this sushi? :O

[18:08:54] h4 untrained dogs? That would not happen, would it??

[18:09:01] h4 it's not like every idiot can get a dog!

[18:09:24] h4 sushi-chan someone is judging people

[18:09:40] h4 out of what I suppose is boredom

[18:10:02] h4 login that was around the time you were gone for a while

[18:10:18] h4 the people too?

[18:10:31] h4 glad to hear it

[18:10:51] h4 sushi-chan you didn't go into these temples and took a major shit on their religion though, right?

[18:11:53] h4 sushi-chan germans too

[18:12:02] h4 unspoken rule here is to let people leave trains/busses

[18:12:04] h4 before rushing in

[18:12:20] h4 Fensta Paris must be wild lol

[18:12:42] h4 sushi-chan it's not like you got terrorist attacks every week

[18:13:51] h4 wow

[18:13:53] h4 racist much?

[18:14:00] h4 america is the greatest nation after all

[18:14:38] h4 sushi-chan you sound frightened

[18:14:45] h4 i mean statistically speaking

[18:14:52] h4 probably won't happen every time you go outside at night

[18:15:12] h4 ppl were open?

[18:15:32] h4 sushi-chan

[18:15:33] h4 I end up killed or kidnapped or worse

[18:15:39] h4 what's worse than being killed in your opinion?

[18:16:14] h4 Fensta oof

[18:16:20] h4 what's going on in your country mate?

[18:16:37] h4 probably best

[18:16:48] h4 GhettoBarbie developing country

[18:16:49] h4 yes that

[18:17:20] h4 pankakes I see you found a use for your plant

[18:17:42] h4 sushi-chan why are you trying to knife someone a mile away?

[18:17:53] h4 someone that far away is hardly menacing

[18:18:18] h4 login fallout style

[18:18:30] h4 but only if you bug out like you were inside a bethesda engine

[18:18:39] h4 falling through the floor or something

[18:18:47] h4 joking?

[18:18:48] h4 are you sure?

[18:20:04] h4 i mean if it's dried up

[18:20:11] h4 you'd have to apply fresh feces regularly

[18:20:23] h4 no

[18:20:30] h4 you'd have to carry that smelly stuff around too

[18:20:35] h4 depends

[18:20:57] h4 and crucifixes

[18:21:09] h4 irish babies

[18:21:22] h4 sushi-chan you throw the knife

[18:21:24] h4 run after it

[18:21:30] h4 pull it out of your victims skull

[18:21:32] h4 shortly after impact

[18:21:35] h4 then attack the next one

[18:21:39] h4 you will have to learn then

[18:21:43] h4 you can't shoot a gun either

[18:22:03] h4 pankakes she is not irish

[18:22:04] h4 she is french

[18:22:10] h4 her party will end with some decapitation

[18:22:22] h4 throw the dog

[18:22:30] h4 that's a solution there sushi-chan

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