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[06:11:25] h4 fuck off

[06:11:29] h4 oh god

[06:11:34] h4 now I sound like that one person I don't like

[06:11:36] h4 I mean

[06:11:37] h4 good morning!

[06:11:47] h4 I'm pissed

[06:11:58] h4 people with cars

[06:12:00] h4 .w

[06:12:09] h4 oh no, I have to start my engine while I remove ice from the windows

[06:12:17] h4 wdym other people are still sleeping!?

[06:12:21] h4 not my problem, I drive a car

[06:12:25] h4 this is my right!!

[06:12:35] h4 7:12

[06:13:13] h4 have you been drinking again ComputerTech?

[06:13:17] h4 context!

[06:13:32] h4 in the middle of the week

[06:13:39] h4 I only drink on weekends

[06:13:42] h4 ComputerTech not two months ago

[06:13:56] h4 You will start drinking during the week too

[06:14:00] h4 h4 not two months ago

[06:14:10] h4 C

[06:14:10] h4 A

[06:14:11] h4 L

[06:14:11] h4 E

[06:14:12] h4 D

[06:14:12] h4 IT

[06:18:19] h4 drunk af

[06:18:25] h4 snoozes for some horus

[06:18:26] h4 right

[06:18:34] h4 I mean you won't get proper sleep

[06:18:40] h4 but will still waste at least 6 hours doing so

[06:18:59] h4 and you wasted yourself and stay up until 7?

[06:19:04] h4 ...

[06:19:11] h4 I get it

[06:19:12] h4 just happened

[06:19:18] h4 or irresponsible

[06:19:27] h4 I was young and didn't drink daily

[06:21:18] h4 shut up ComputerTech

[06:21:19] h4 go to bed

[06:21:22] h4 you failure

[06:21:49] h4 stop drinking you failure

[06:23:53] h4 you do?

[06:24:02] h4 show as much restraint as you do with drinking

[06:25:19] h4 you got a ton of animals instead

[06:29:21] h4 you were gonna leave for sleep ComputerTech

[06:29:38] h4 but but Fahrradkette

[06:29:41] h4 leave!

[06:31:10] h4 you are still here?

[06:31:18] h4 why?

[06:31:30] h4 work in 3 hours

[06:31:58] h4 no wonder you are drinking everey day

[06:32:01] h4 *every

[06:32:12] h4 then you can go back to drinking

[06:32:20] h4 o/

[14:44:39] h4 sooo

[14:46:48] h4 nothing

[14:46:50] h4 gonna make some dinner

[14:46:51] h4 later o/

[15:03:13] h4 oh i hope you're not drunk again ComputerTech

[15:03:47] h4 huh

[15:03:50] h4 that happened

[15:04:25] h4 the entire client just crashed for no apparent reason

[15:04:40] h4 great update! Can't use ctrl+shift+tab anymore! Thx kvirc 5.2.0!

[15:04:56] h4 oh well

[15:05:00] h4 at least you're sober again

[15:05:03] h4 you were annoying

[15:05:28] h4 oh well

[15:05:31] h4 guess you're annoying then

[15:09:53] h4 .t en de toke

[15:10:01] h4 .t en de toke your momma

[15:10:07] h4 ffs?

[15:10:17] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for being ComputerTech

[15:10:57] h4 don't hug him

[15:10:59] h4 you might catch something

[15:11:14] h4 speaking of smileys 12 year olds would use

[15:11:19] h4 haven'T noticed akoshA lately

[15:11:22] h4 that's a good sign

[15:11:49] h4 I can change that

[15:11:57] h4 brb

[15:27:29] h4 Herr Frogorg

[15:34:01] h4 huh

[15:35:08] h4 [16:28:25] phonekait pets Frogorgy

[15:35:08] h4 [16:28:28] <@Frogorg> nvm not up for this

[15:35:10] h4 great job

[15:35:11] h4 ...

[15:37:49] h4 .t en de strep

[15:38:09] h4 you are such a bitch ComputerTech

[15:38:24] h4 that is just the same old akoshA humour in fat and mean

[15:38:35] h4 see?

[15:38:50] h4 but that's just her level

[15:38:59] h4 I doubt you could expect any better

[15:39:11] h4 just throw her some pork here and there

[15:39:16] h4 she will calm down

[15:39:39] h4 or run out of breath

[15:40:27] h4 I can see that being bothersome

[15:41:22] h4 you took your mom out again?

[15:41:30] h4 jesus you guys have a weird family dynamic

[15:41:50] h4 why are you taking mom out?

[15:41:53] h4 this sounds so wrong

[15:42:02] h4 she even dresses up and all

[15:42:14] h4 oh

[15:42:43] h4 yeah but taking out

[15:42:52] h4 and then you come home early in the morning

[15:42:56] h4 took your mom out partying?

[15:42:58] h4 wth?

[15:43:51] h4 did you drop a lettuce Mikoolo?

[15:44:05] h4 what?

[15:44:32] h4 ngl pankakes

[15:44:34] h4 you need to lose weight

[15:45:03] h4 no

[15:45:14] h4 I'm just afraid you will turn into this monstrosity at some point

[15:45:31] h4 Mikoolo it gives me peaceful signals

[15:46:29] h4 are all those photos taken from the same spot?

[15:46:32] h4 or do you move around?

[15:48:53] h4 Mikoolo at least his mom looks fine for a mom

[15:49:25] h4 I mean mom's are great

[15:49:39] h4 everybody should love and respect their mother

[15:50:07] h4 bumper stickers

[15:50:09] h4 american things

[15:50:54] h4 .u vore

[15:50:56] h4 uh

[15:51:00] h4 take it twice!

[15:51:26] h4 Mikoolo my next joke should be obvious

[15:51:31] h4 should I make it anyways?

[15:51:39] h4 oh god

[15:51:45] h4 be aware of

[15:51:47] h4 ...

[15:51:52] h4 no I can't

[15:51:52] h4 :D

[15:51:58] h4 but she apparently loves to eat

[15:52:43] h4 ComputerTech he isn't dead

[15:52:46] h4 stop using sticks on people

[15:53:10] h4 then don't touch

[15:53:12] h4 how is this so hard?

[15:53:18] h4 then fuck off

[15:53:55] h4 how is that bad grammar?

[15:54:00] h4 she wants to buy you something

[15:54:22] h4 pankakes but can your education beat new jersey education?

[15:54:23] h4 i doubt it!

[15:54:41] h4 pankakes I tried playing guitar and singing along

[15:54:44] h4 it was a horrible mess

[15:55:07] h4 .quote add <@pankakes> I love being in the kitchen <@pankakes> and I know my place

[15:55:09] h4 !bang

[15:55:15] h4 indeed

[15:55:34] h4 go on a hunger strike phonekait

[15:56:20] h4 ComputerTech who is we?

[15:56:38] h4 bet he's got a union jack skirt as well

[15:56:58] h4 fucking doll or fucking doll?

[15:57:03] h4 how do you pronounce it?

[15:57:24] h4 175 potatoes?

[15:57:31] h4 that is cool

[15:57:39] h4 but those differ in size and shape as well

[15:57:49] h4 you gave us no way of determining your size

[15:58:03] h4 .cc fünf Füße in Zentimetern

[15:58:24] h4 you should stop that

[15:58:32] h4 oh look

[15:58:34] h4 you called the fuck

[15:58:36] h4 and it appeared

[15:58:36] h4 :D

[15:58:41] h4 !!

[15:58:47] h4 !!

[15:58:48] h4 !!

[15:59:01] h4 good flip mrinfinity

[15:59:21] h4 does she have candy up her ass?

[15:59:26] h4 what are you following her aruond for?

[15:59:57] h4 ComputerTech oh my bad

[16:00:01] h4 does she have Magners up her ass?

[16:00:07] h4 you're an alcoholic though

[16:00:30] h4 so?

[16:00:38] h4 yes

[16:00:41] h4 behave yourself

[16:00:48] h4 you don't want to become the next Helenah

[16:00:56] h4 Fr0sty lol

[16:01:00] h4 why are you doing this?

[16:01:14] h4 she knows

[16:02:19] h4 kinda going hard on that ass thing

[16:02:22] h4 guilty conscience?

[16:02:31] h4 Americans

[16:02:47] h4 whoa

[16:02:50] h4 1/10 you say?

[16:02:54] h4 she will probably murder you now

[16:03:10] h4 ComputerTech she said she was squatting a lot

[16:03:15] h4 she might be up to 4/10 now

[16:03:41] h4 pankakes mine is 10/10

[16:03:45] h4 the full package

[16:03:54] h4 Yeah!

[16:04:07] h4 !request kick ComputerTech

[16:04:20] h4 Mikoolo you should stop cleaning it

[16:04:23] h4 that'S gay I heard

[16:04:33] h4 thirsty

[16:04:43] h4 oh my pankakes

[16:04:46] h4 you were serious

[16:04:50] h4 ComputerTech

[16:04:53] h4 i'd say 5.5/10

[16:05:02] h4 !bang

[16:05:03] h4 !bang

[16:05:09] h4 alright

[16:05:10] h4 5/10

[16:05:23] h4 Fr0sty what is wrong with you?

[16:05:49] h4 shave the ass?

[16:05:53] h4 so there is no residue

[16:05:57] h4 easier to clean too

[16:06:07] h4 dingleberry lol

[16:06:10] h4 Klabusterbeeren

[16:06:10] h4 :D

[16:06:29] h4 that all sounds so harmless

[16:06:45] h4 pankakes or expose yourself to radiation

[16:06:48] h4 hair will fall out

[16:06:57] h4 beware of the side effects thuogh

[16:07:59] h4 I do

[16:08:00] h4 obviously

[16:08:05] h4 for my OF

[16:08:30] h4 for my ole fredrik sounds kinda gay

[16:08:42] h4 you don't?

[16:08:44] h4 lame

[16:08:50] h4 just feature in my OF then

[16:08:58] h4 Mikoolo Friedrich even

[16:09:07] h4 it's not chatroulette pankakes

[16:09:12] h4 you don't see the rando this time

[16:09:54] h4 now I ain't saying she'S a golddigger

[16:10:01] h4 but she ain't messing with no broke irish

[16:10:19] h4 so a normal human then?

[16:10:28] h4 /kick ComputerTech

[16:10:39] h4 so he's become the wife of another man?

[16:10:56] h4 wdym?

[16:10:59] h4 5.5 is fine

[16:11:03] h4 nothing to drool over

[16:11:46] h4 I mean your ass won't get many attention next to mine ofc

[16:11:48] h4 but still

[16:11:52] h4 5.5 is a respectable ass

[16:12:16] h4 ComputerTech you haven't seen it

[16:12:19] h4 wtf is wrong with you?

[16:12:36] h4 how could I judge her rack if I haven't seen it?

[16:12:40] h4 think before you talk, ComputerTech!

[16:13:13] h4 would it?

[16:13:15] h4 .u rack

[16:13:19] h4 oh

[16:13:29] h4 dann eben ihre Kiste

[16:13:48] h4 sentence still holds true

[16:13:53] h4 you have not seen her rack either

[16:14:03] h4 .w kiel

[16:14:20] h4 I feel like I'm getting a migraine

[16:14:24] h4 no Mikoolo

[16:14:26] h4 that would suck

[16:14:33] h4 I was able to ride my bicycle today

[16:14:36] h4 and I really missed it

[16:14:45] h4 also I got overtaken by some E-Bike cunt

[16:14:50] h4 I fully intend to make him my bitch tomorrow

[16:15:08] h4 get a real bike

[16:15:13] h4 saw a fatso riding an e-bike

[16:15:22] h4 and all I thought was how much weight she could have dropped

[16:15:24] h4 had she not taken an e-bike

[16:15:31] h4 but a normal one

[16:15:44] h4 that goes without saying

[16:16:18] h4 alright gotta make some dinner now

[16:16:30] h4 here, take a ComputerTech-brb

[19:03:45] h4 how so?

[19:10:27] h4 <%GrungeBarbie> Especially the last annoyances a week or two ago

[19:10:30] h4 please specify :D

[19:10:43] h4 I love talking shit about windows and how it forces user to use shit they never wanted in the first place

[19:10:49] h4 all fail jan6!

[19:10:59] h4 nice

[19:11:09] h4 all hail jan6 then!

[19:11:42] h4 who?

[19:12:26] h4 don't know any owen

[19:13:12] h4 nice honeypot

[19:13:20] h4 right

[19:14:11] h4 GrungeBarbie there was this one update that failed for a lot of people because the recovery partition ran out of available space

[19:14:31] h4 to which microsoft suggested to run some cmd in powershell to increase its size

[19:14:39] h4 sounds like a thing any windows expert can do lol

[19:15:09] h4 login who cares? Run at your own risk

[19:15:17] h4 because

[19:15:20] h4 they barely test their updates

[19:15:28] h4 the last years should have made that quite obvious

[19:15:49] h4 they do however keep finding morons who are willing to test it for free

[19:15:56] h4 to get the latest shit as the first ones!!

[19:16:16] h4 heck yeah! Weather in my taskbar with a blurry icon connecting to msn.com for news!!

[19:16:18] h4 FUCK YEAH

[19:16:42] h4 almost everybody did

[19:16:54] h4 it was just a way for them to generate traffic for that disaster called msn news

[19:17:03] h4 which next to calling a diseased basketball player useless

[19:17:14] h4 now claimed an irish radio host was a pedophile

[19:17:17] h4 and since they had no picture

[19:17:24] h4 the AI just found some other dude

[19:17:34] h4 who then ended up on msn.com as the guy that was supposed to be a pedo lol

[19:18:08] h4 kot I mean who uses HDDs for their operating systems these days?

[19:18:18] h4 pretty sure everything is rather slow to boot on that

[19:18:27] h4 and you use windows?

[19:18:48] h4 laptops had 2.5" drives for quite some time

[19:18:57] h4 palemoon...some ancient fork of an old firefo

[19:18:57] h4 x

[19:19:02] h4 I admire their effort

[19:19:10] h4 but I don't consider their browser to be up to security standards

[19:19:44] h4 GrungeBarbie hope that taught you not to buy apple hardware again

[19:19:55] h4 next to useless once apple stops supporting it

[19:20:16] h4 msot of their money comes from azure, does it not?

[19:21:55] h4 GrungeBarbie sure you can

[19:22:01] h4 a lot of stuff is free

[19:22:04] h4 does not mean you have to take it

[19:22:15] h4 using any of these filthy social media services is free

[19:22:20] h4 does not make me wanna sign up

[19:22:32] h4 or make me feel like I'm missing an opportunity by not using it

[19:23:01] h4 Pyotr what about free as in freedom?

[19:23:05] h4 like free software

[19:23:23] h4 I'd like you to tell me how I'm the product when I'm using GNU software

[19:23:36] h4 it's not free

[19:23:50] h4 guess it's free if you're unemployed

[19:23:54] h4 not even then though

[19:23:57] h4 you still pay taxes

[19:24:21] h4 Pyotr can be open-source and you still end up being the product

[19:24:26] h4 visual studio code for example

[19:24:49] h4 it's open-source! Huh? No, don't worry about the binary not being licensed under a free license

[19:25:19] h4 Pyotr but I admit it's unfair to bring up microsoft software :D

[19:25:21] h4 even if it'S opensource

[19:25:59] h4 login I don't use whatsapp because it's not trustworthy

[19:26:06] h4 and then it got sold to meta

[19:26:15] h4 which made it even less trustworthy

[19:26:24] h4 Signal is fine, I guess

[19:26:33] h4 don't appreciate their cryptocurrency garbage

[19:26:36] h4 but it's optional

[19:26:41] h4 so I don't really mind

[19:27:02] h4 no idea

[19:27:12] h4 only got a few contacts there

[19:27:26] h4 I managed to get most important people to use conversations and be signed up on xmpp/jabber servers

[19:44:36] h4 with mode +S for SSL only can join

[19:44:39] h4 that sure keeps TorS out

[19:44:39] h4 lol

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