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Thursday, January 18, 2024
[00:16:12] Mikoolo I know who you are Bainzlo but I'll deal with your ban evading when I wake up in the morning.
[00:16:55] Mikoolo I might have a brain damage but I ain't completely retarded.
[00:17:04] Mikoolo Anyway back to bed, had to have a night pee.
[08:36:39] Mikoolo Get the meatgrinder and chainsaw instead, GrungeBarbie.
[08:38:16] Mikoolo Did I recommend it?
[08:38:26] Mikoolo Ah I just reminded you of it.
[08:38:55] Mikoolo Hold on.
[08:40:15] Mikoolo Good job sur.
[08:41:18] Mikoolo What is a goomah? Or did you misspell goomba=
[08:41:23] Mikoolo ?*
[08:44:09] Mikoolo .w
[08:44:46] Mikoolo Go to bed sur.
[09:00:19] Mikoolo Use needle and thread instead, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.
[09:00:39] Mikoolo Sounds like you need medication.
[09:00:50] Mikoolo And some nice wiggly jello.
[09:23:17] Mikoolo vk2bio don't bother. He's currently off his meds.
[09:27:40] Mikoolo Read my previous sentence, vk2bio.
[09:30:46] Mikoolo .u mung sandwich
[09:30:50] Mikoolo .u mung
[09:31:07] Mikoolo A baby?
[09:31:20] Mikoolo The water whachamacall it?
[09:38:17] Mikoolo Please go schizoposting somewhere else Syndus.
[09:38:53] Mikoolo You're turning more and more into kelpie.
[09:39:18] Mikoolo You should get psychiatric help.
[09:39:23] Mikoolo kelpie, kelpalots.
[11:01:39] Mikoolo !kickbanning
[11:03:40] Mikoolo So I would survive coz I don't have a red shirt.
[11:04:16] Mikoolo Better than seeing you schizoposting tho.
[11:05:44] Mikoolo Remember what I said yesterday?
[11:05:54] Mikoolo "I know how to make you stop"
[11:06:50] Mikoolo Intuition, pankakes.
[11:08:20] Mikoolo Can't make any promises.
[11:09:01] Mikoolo See it as a scratch card, pankakes. You never know if you'll win or lose from now on.
[11:10:08] Mikoolo Syndus please find some other channel to schizopost in or start taking your thorazine.
[11:11:14] Mikoolo You are and you should.
[11:11:49] Mikoolo He's a loonie, he'll entertain you.
[11:12:47] Mikoolo I don't have kids because I am afraid they would be born with defects and I would just say "I'm gonna go buy some milk." and never show up again.
[11:15:52] Mikoolo Nothing.
[11:16:03] Mikoolo Indeed.
[11:16:44] Mikoolo If you ain't at work I recommend taking a nap.
[11:18:29] Mikoolo My condolences.
[11:21:12] Mikoolo I can neglect you instead.
[11:29:07] Mikoolo Hello Sander.
[11:32:47] Mikoolo You might want to add acid to that sentence if it's regarding muscle aches, irish666.
[11:33:07] Mikoolo Or muscles in general.
[11:33:27] Mikoolo Unless you've started to lactate from your breasts, irish666.
[11:36:58] Mikoolo You think theres no need but how many times have people misstaken your 5k as 5000 by now?
[11:37:35] Mikoolo 5000 what?
[11:38:35] Mikoolo Things need context, irish666. If you say "I did 2k!" people will have to guess between 3 different things, the mountain, running or 2000 unspecified things.
[11:38:53] Mikoolo Or a 4th one. the y2k virus.
[11:39:47] Mikoolo Block me then.
[11:40:24] Mikoolo Just remember. I ain't the only one that has misstaken your 5k as 5000, irish666.
[11:49:47] Mikoolo You don't need to add "My" there irish666. "Tucked under mikoolo's" is a perfectly valid sentence.
[11:49:52] Mikoolo .t es en mi culo
[11:56:02] Mikoolo Go buy yourself a nice hard king edward potato with that.
[11:56:44] Mikoolo no
[11:57:10] Mikoolo Did you know theres a scandinavian potato breed thats called Almond potato?
[11:58:59] Mikoolo Have you ever made Hasselback potato then?
[11:59:33] Mikoolo Swedish potato cuisine.
[12:00:04] Mikoolo Potatogratin is pure <3 with a nice steak.
[12:01:16] Mikoolo I miss my childhood where my parents grew their own almond potatos.
[12:01:29] Mikoolo Baby potatos with dopp-i-kopp and pickled herring is nice.
[12:01:52] Mikoolo I like to cook if more people than just me are eating.
[12:02:01] Mikoolo If it's just me I'm content with microwave food.
[12:03:24] Mikoolo Dip the potatos in the melted butter that has chives and stuff in it.
[12:03:39] Mikoolo baby potatos*
[12:05:09] Mikoolo Looks delicious right?
[12:05:44] Mikoolo It's simple.
[12:05:51] Mikoolo But I do not recommend making it indoors.
[12:05:57] Mikoolo It contains the forbidden swedish fish.
[12:06:38] Mikoolo Here's some danish guys in a caravan opening a can of it pankakes https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY
[12:06:54] Mikoolo You don't need to understand danish to understand the experience they have.
[12:07:00] Mikoolo Just listen to the tone of their voices.
[12:07:09] Mikoolo And their actions.
[12:08:11] Mikoolo My nephew almost soiled himself from laughing when I showed him that video.
[12:09:28] Mikoolo They ruined that caravan.
[12:11:27] Mikoolo Also, the smell will attract shitflies.
[12:12:24] Mikoolo Grandpa loved surströmming. When they took care of my uncles cat and she was outside with my grandpa she ran away faster than a irish man running after a potato thief when he opened the can.
[12:13:16] Mikoolo I can somewhat describe the smell.
[12:13:30] Mikoolo Imagine collecting 100 sweaty wool socks.
[12:14:08] Mikoolo Let it ferment/rott in the sun for a hour.
[12:14:20] Mikoolo Then distill them.
[12:14:51] Mikoolo The smell is like all of the sweaty unwashed 3 month old wool socks in the world trapped inside a can.
[12:15:38] Mikoolo It tastes better than it smells, pankakes.
[12:16:28] Mikoolo It smells the entire time once it's opened.
[12:16:55] Mikoolo If you open a can of that in your apartment the smell will invade your neighbours apartments too.
[12:17:15] Mikoolo There are cases where people have been evicted for opening a can of surströmming in their apartment.
[12:18:00] Mikoolo The cans are banned on airplanes due to the pressure differences can make the cans go "YOU TOUGHT I WAS TRAPPED HERE WITH YOU? HAH! YOU ALL ARE ACTUALLY TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!"
[12:27:28] Mikoolo I didn't know the irish had floors.
[12:27:48] Mikoolo Thought it was either removed or covered in soil to grow potatos, pankakes.
[12:28:01] Mikoolo Oh.
[12:28:09] Mikoolo I hope you'll be posh one day.
[12:29:15] Mikoolo Here's a question for you pankakes. Do you peel your potatos or do you eat the peel?
[12:29:24] Mikoolo The skin*
[12:29:45] Mikoolo Why not fry them with the skin on?
[12:29:56] Mikoolo Ah you fry them separately?
[12:30:19] Mikoolo Mash or gratin = peeled.
[12:30:33] Mikoolo I thaught my step-niece to eat the peel, pankakes.
[12:30:45] Mikoolo My nephew hates it.
[12:31:13] Mikoolo She saw that I ate the boiled potatos with the peel and she tried the same and stopped asking to have them peeled after wards.
[12:32:03] Mikoolo At first I was just too lazy to peel the boiled potatos.
[12:34:05] Mikoolo Oh yeah pankakes.
[12:34:12] Mikoolo We got a dish here in northern sweden called Palt.
[12:34:43] Mikoolo Imagine concentrating 15 potatos into the size of a tennis ball and filling it with salted pork.
[12:35:11] Mikoolo If you eat 2 or more you'll enter a food comatose state.
[12:35:36] Mikoolo You can also cut any leftover palt the next day into smaller pieces and fry them in butter.
[12:35:44] Mikoolo ANd it'll be really awesomely tasty.
[12:36:33] Mikoolo brb need a shower
[12:38:33] Mikoolo .w
[12:38:44] Mikoolo .f
[12:46:40] Mikoolo Yeah it's a little bit cold here, ski.
[12:48:59] Mikoolo I feel targeted by this, ski. https://i.redd.it/x1z1ojnlweac1.jpeg
[12:53:01] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.
[12:53:26] Mikoolo How did the cookies turn out?
[12:53:30] Mikoolo Oh yeah
[12:53:34] Mikoolo Crumbled, sorry.
[12:53:59] Mikoolo Did they taste bad?
[13:52:21] Mikoolo Naaah.
[13:52:31] Mikoolo He likes to cause electric hazards on thursdays.
[13:53:02] Mikoolo Want to know a kinda fun coincidence?
[13:53:14] Mikoolo My accident happened on a wednesday.
[13:53:36] Mikoolo Wednesday, Onsdag in swedish. Odins Day.
[13:53:41] Mikoolo Odin being one eyed.
[13:53:58] Mikoolo He loved his wife Frigg.
[13:54:38] Mikoolo You can probably lure Hugin or Munin to you if you leave a dead carcass on your yard.
[14:00:49] Mikoolo No but I did injure my eye, ski.
[14:01:23] Mikoolo HKM is a retard, stay away from them, ski.
[14:02:21] Mikoolo Whatever they are being bullied for I can assure you it's self inflicted by HKM, Fr0sty.
[14:05:13] Mikoolo The norse religion is a nice loving and inclusionary religion, they even openly preach furryism.
[14:05:30] Mikoolo Same with the greek religion.
[14:06:22] Mikoolo Did you know that Odins horse Sleipnir was born by a man crossdressing as a female horse, pankakes?
[14:06:34] Mikoolo Who had sex with a male horse.
[14:07:19] Mikoolo Loki is the person, pankakes.
[14:07:39] Mikoolo One of Lokis children is a giant wolf.
[14:07:44] Mikoolo Another one is a giant snake.
[14:10:14] Mikoolo You should have named the other cat to Frigg instead for Freya, pankakes.
[14:11:08] Mikoolo Also, Freya is not an aesir god.
[14:11:10] Mikoolo She's a vanir.
[14:23:06] Mikoolo Which is the same god as the christian and muslim one, ski.
[14:46:13] Mikoolo Yes?
[14:47:11] Mikoolo Make enough for two, h4.
[15:28:17] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.
[15:28:41] Mikoolo You chased him away, phonekait.
[15:28:48] Mikoolo Go sit in the corner.
[15:29:37] Mikoolo I will spoil dunky with tasty food and live mice to play with, phonekait.
[15:32:16] Mikoolo Shouldn't go to work if you're sick tho.
[15:33:28] Mikoolo Yes slim. That dude in the background is looking at his penis.
[15:33:38] Mikoolo A brown shirt.
[15:33:52] Mikoolo And a shadow from the head support being cast on it.
[15:35:00] Mikoolo I've seen quite a lot of "WHEN YOU SEE IT!" memes slim.
[15:36:16] Mikoolo End3r I checked reddit. It is.
[15:37:42] Mikoolo Even if he had leather chaps, cowboy boots and a hat on while wearing the vest, phonekait?
[15:37:54] Mikoolo And said "Howdy ma'am!" and tipped his hat to you?
[15:38:08] Mikoolo He's not a sheep fucker, phonekait.
[15:38:14] Mikoolo He's a sheep fucked.
[15:38:37] Mikoolo Hit butt cheeks has seen more sheep semen than a veterinarian, phonekait.
[15:38:56] Mikoolo his*
[15:41:20] Mikoolo ComputerTech wanna see pankakes sunbathing in a bikini?
[15:42:36] Mikoolo I sometimes eat lunch with mum in restaurants but I don't go out drinking with her, ComputerTech.
[15:43:05] Mikoolo I'm just not sexually attracted to my mum as you are, ComputerTech.
[15:43:14] Mikoolo No thanks.
[15:43:22] Mikoolo That would be inappropriate workplace behaviour.
[15:44:16] Mikoolo @seen wildting2
[15:44:19] Mikoolo He ded.
[15:44:34] Mikoolo I even found a pic for wildting2 that made me laugh.
[15:44:53] Mikoolo Heres a hockey fan https://i.imgur.com/lMNMMs8.jpeg
[15:48:32] Mikoolo Whenever I see ComputerTech talk about things he does with his mum I am reminded of this.
[15:48:38] Mikoolo .yt snl irish dating show
[15:49:00] Mikoolo She does, h4.
[15:49:19] Mikoolo pankakes, seen that irish dating show?
[15:50:43] Mikoolo What if I got a vore fetish pankakes.
[15:50:54] Mikoolo .u vore
[15:51:04] Mikoolo :D
[15:51:34] Mikoolo Sure
[15:51:59] Mikoolo ComputerTech, I've been on the internet for too long.
[15:52:05] Mikoolo Thats why I know these terms.
[15:52:31] Mikoolo I am.
[15:52:35] Mikoolo But I ain't oldest.
[15:53:43] Mikoolo You're a human lollipop now with the stick up your arse, ComputerTech.
[15:56:25] Mikoolo ComputerTech got a nice collection of skirts, pankakes. You should let him show it to you one day.
[15:56:51] Mikoolo .cc 5ft2 to cm
[15:57:06] Mikoolo .cc 5'2" to cm
[15:57:12] Mikoolo Thats short
[15:57:20] Mikoolo I'm only 175 and I am short.
[15:57:28] Mikoolo Yes, h4.
[15:57:36] Mikoolo I'm 175 potatos in a trenchcoat.
[15:58:29] Mikoolo I haven't smoked weed since christmas 2018.
[15:59:05] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech for not wanting to redecorating
[16:00:34] Mikoolo Those are called pre-schoolers, ComputerTech.
[16:00:39] Mikoolo You shouldn't talk with them.
[16:02:18] Mikoolo Or brownnosers like ComputerTech, phonekait.
[16:02:35] Mikoolo ^
[16:04:07] Mikoolo I got a flat hairy ass. So it's a man/10.
[16:04:44] Mikoolo See you tomorrow ComputerTech.
[16:05:52] Mikoolo Thats because they don't clean their asses, phonekait. They shave it to avoid excessive dingleberry buildup.
[16:06:22] Mikoolo Kånkelbär
[16:06:55] Mikoolo Real men don't shave.
[16:06:59] Mikoolo Real men use epilators.
[16:07:17] Mikoolo Good day, \g.
[16:08:17] Mikoolo .u OF
[16:08:46] Mikoolo But it would be Fredrich if it was german, h4.
[16:08:58] Mikoolo Or Freidrich?
[16:12:02] Mikoolo It's slightly above average, \g.
[16:12:12] Mikoolo So on the 12/12 scale, \g?
[16:13:16] Mikoolo Server rack.
[16:13:27] Mikoolo Like the multiple racks \g has.
[16:13:54] Mikoolo .w
[16:14:15] Mikoolo Hope you get -20c next week, h4.
[16:14:22] Mikoolo You too ComputerTech.
[16:14:43] Mikoolo I am considering getting an ebike.
[16:14:49] Mikoolo :D
[16:15:15] Mikoolo They apparently showed a ebike with 200km range on CES this year.
[16:15:37] Mikoolo Atleast e-bikes are better than e-scooters.
[16:16:29] Mikoolo I saw a fat woman on a e-scooter like 2 years ago and her kid on a normal bicycle.
[17:11:06] Mikoolo Go play Legend of Grimrock instead, ComputerTech.
[17:11:13] Mikoolo .yt legend of grimrock launch trailer
[17:11:32] Mikoolo You'd like that tho, wof.
[17:12:11] Mikoolo You do it. You sent it to me first.
[17:12:55] Mikoolo He can't cock cola, wof.
[17:14:10] Mikoolo Did you try bringing him back by leaving rizon?
[17:14:52] Mikoolo Spread the video for the entire meeting group, wof.
[17:15:19] Mikoolo I bet you'll never need to attend any more meetings after the HR meeting, wof.
[17:16:25] Mikoolo Buy a life sized cardboard cutout of ComputerTech and take it with you as you travel across the world, wof.
[17:17:45] Mikoolo Take pics of him while at gaybars, brothels, dark dirty alleys with homeless people kneeling infront of him, wof.
[17:18:22] Mikoolo So ComputerTech thinkgs gypsies are homeless.
[17:18:26] Mikoolo Thats worse than h4.
[17:18:37] Mikoolo Yes.
[17:18:44] Mikoolo Pikey is also racist.
[17:18:55] Mikoolo Romani is a non racist term.
[17:19:59] Mikoolo Did you see this one \g?
[17:20:02] Mikoolo .u ComputerTech
[17:20:44] Mikoolo .u pankakke
[17:21:31] Mikoolo wof is a polite dog bark tho.
[17:21:38] Mikoolo Woof is a normal dog bark.
[17:22:09] Mikoolo Is there a problem sending them another set of copies, phonekait?
[17:22:15] Mikoolo Or does she just not want to?
[17:23:07] Mikoolo Do you get workphones or just have to use your personal phones, phonekait?
[17:23:31] Mikoolo Is she using her workphone to talk all the time on?
[17:36:12] Mikoolo Nah thats not a netsplit, jeff_stacey.
[17:36:33] Mikoolo A ZNC failed from what I can determine.
[17:37:48] Mikoolo Early bedtime for me today. Doc appointment 08:30 in the morning.
[17:42:45] Mikoolo zof we should find an oven. Roll out the dough, put all the cheese in the middle, wrap it into a loaf and bake it.
[17:43:46] Mikoolo Thats "mozzarella" jeff_stacey.
[17:44:16] Mikoolo Better to steal it if Kuro-chan lived in Europe or UK. But he's canadian so theres doubts regarding it's authenticity.
[17:45:21] Mikoolo Didn't know you're mexican, jeff_stacey.
[17:45:34] Mikoolo You laugh like a mexican.
[17:46:01] Mikoolo For you mexicans sure.
[17:46:26] Mikoolo You can touch my lul if you want to.
[17:46:50] Mikoolo .w
[17:47:02] Mikoolo .w hamsterdamm
[17:47:21] Mikoolo Yes.
[17:47:39] Mikoolo You didn't hear jeff_stacey?
[17:47:45] Mikoolo Abba reunited a couple of years ago.
[17:48:39] Mikoolo I only know about 2 dutch artists.
[17:48:45] Mikoolo One immigrated to sweden.
[17:49:09] Mikoolo The other one is super popular, beloved and idolized as the second coming of Jesus in the netherlands, jeff_stacey.
[17:49:32] Mikoolo jeff_stacey https://youtu.be/GMIkZMkvgmU
[17:50:14] Mikoolo Thats because he's the second coming of jesus.
[17:51:00] Mikoolo Andre rieu's best work features the anvil, jeff_stacey.
[17:51:16] Mikoolo Here jeff_stacey https://youtu.be/Z5POReSB4Os
[17:51:21] Mikoolo Thats my type of music instrument.
[17:51:44] Mikoolo The only manlier musical instrument is the Howitzer.
[17:53:08] Mikoolo Howitzers are better than the cannons, esjay.
[17:54:46] Mikoolo Oh yeah I was gonna watch Body Snatchers from 1993.
[17:55:15] Mikoolo Watched the one from 78 earlier and from 07.
[18:33:35] Mikoolo I ain't, Ice`. You've seen my selfie.
[18:35:13] Mikoolo That reminds me. I should reboot my computer.
[18:35:14] Mikoolo UPTIME: 36 days, 18 hours, 11 minutes
[18:36:04] Mikoolo .f
[18:37:33] Mikoolo Ain't irish.
[18:37:40] Mikoolo I'm just pale.
[18:38:05] Mikoolo Melaninic.
[18:39:32] Mikoolo Here's an average irish woman at the beach while abroad, login. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/84/48/74/844874e67cd8ed904d82c683199e6661.jpg
[20:11:04] Mikoolo Dr_DICK ever wondered why they never make any hockey themed ceiling fans? Heres the reason https://i.imgur.com/lMNMMs8.jpeg
[20:18:21] Mikoolo AlterEgo_ did you see the video of that french guy who landed on a bollard?
[20:21:21] Mikoolo AlterEgo_ NSFW https://i.imgur.com/rXD8dqL.mp4
[20:23:20] Mikoolo s/soccer/football
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