IRC Driven

[05:01:14] Mikoolo A morning

[05:01:15] Mikoolo .w

[05:02:05] Mikoolo Fuck waking up this yearly

[05:02:32] Mikoolo early

[05:02:50] Mikoolo I woke up 3 minutes ago

[05:03:17] Mikoolo No ComputerTech

[05:04:24] Mikoolo Also you're up early ComputerTech, heading back to ireland?

[05:04:46] Mikoolo Go to bed

[05:04:56] Mikoolo I can't.

[05:05:27] Mikoolo bbl poop then shower

[05:53:55] Mikoolo Damn nice with a poop and a shower.

[06:05:46] Mikoolo So when you don't see the framed picture while in the other room it looks like a dog shitting in a storm.

[06:06:28] Mikoolo What does it look like when you look at it on the wall facing the room you hung it up on, Syndus?

[06:09:17] Mikoolo I got a doctors appointment in 1 hour and 20 minutes.

[06:09:26] Mikoolo Thats the excuse I have to be awake at this hour.

[06:09:39] Mikoolo Yeah

[06:09:57] Mikoolo Nah

[06:10:15] Mikoolo They just do a checkup regularly to see if the cornea has healed or not.

[06:10:30] Mikoolo And if they can remove the stitches on the eyeball.

[06:11:16] Mikoolo Well, would have been more unsettling to walk around with a gaping hole in it.

[06:11:58] Mikoolo But I get your point.

[06:12:25] Mikoolo I whould have had shivers from reading "Stitches on the eyeball." if I hadn't been walking around with them myself for months now.

[06:15:09] Mikoolo Yeah \

[06:15:10] Mikoolo \g *

[06:17:40] Mikoolo Forgot to put my switch on charging but has 66% atm.

[06:17:47] Mikoolo charging over night.

[06:17:54] Mikoolo Or before goign to the shitter and shower.

[06:18:22] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/fu3czmqJ4rc

[06:27:52] Mikoolo KurtGodel it showed important news on the tv tho. "Frenchman dies after eating british food."

[06:29:00] Mikoolo Just put on your armani, your rolex and alligator shoes and just laught at the poor people in the bus, h4. Threat it as a "Ghetto Safari" for rich people.

[06:30:07] Mikoolo I'm also taking the bus.

[06:30:30] Mikoolo It's not the snow you should be worried about.

[06:30:32] Mikoolo It's the ice.

[06:31:19] Mikoolo Do you wear a helmet?

[06:31:28] Mikoolo Good.

[06:31:35] Mikoolo Opa's old military helmet I hope.

[06:31:40] Mikoolo He does.

[06:34:10] Mikoolo [Redacted Inappropriate Joke]

[06:34:49] Mikoolo Anyway bbl. Might go to mums place after the checkup.

[11:41:04] Mikoolo Home!

[11:41:26] Mikoolo I approve you fucking the law, ChRoNiC. Thats how we get more laws.

[11:41:56] Mikoolo You should get irl friends if you consider rizon to be your home.

[11:42:32] Mikoolo Couldn't have guessed that you got irl friends.

[11:43:25] Mikoolo And you're 100% american.

[11:43:38] Mikoolo You spell like an american.

[11:43:44] Mikoolo And act like one.

[11:43:58] Mikoolo Ain't the worst one I've seen.

[11:44:16] Mikoolo ysalamiri beats you by lightyears when he's drunk.

[11:44:26] Mikoolo And Batmanhush beats everyone when he's sober.

[11:45:25] Mikoolo lick me I'm an ass. Thats the translation.

[11:45:49] Mikoolo .w

[11:46:08] Mikoolo Got a new bandage lens and no signs of infection.

[11:46:27] Mikoolo .t leck mich am arsch

[11:47:28] Mikoolo I appreciate your affection towards me but I do absolutely not love you, ChRoNiC.

[11:47:31] Mikoolo No idea foxy.

[11:49:15] Mikoolo Couldn't tell.

[11:49:23] Mikoolo ^5 foxy

[11:53:36] Mikoolo If you want I can close the case and put a temporary solution to it, ChRoNiC.

[11:56:25] Mikoolo How about in 5 minutes from now, ChRoNiC?

[11:56:42] Mikoolo If you want.

[11:56:56] Mikoolo In 10 minutes then?

[11:57:29] Mikoolo 20 minutes?

[11:57:42] Mikoolo True foxy.

[11:58:01] Mikoolo We really shouldn't but in on their relationship, foxy.

[11:58:04] Mikoolo butt*

[11:59:47] Mikoolo Why unban that weirdo, Peorth?

[12:00:14] Mikoolo True, I don't.

[12:02:34] Mikoolo Coloured vhosts are meh.

[12:02:40] Mikoolo Why stand out when you can blend in.

[12:03:41] Mikoolo Welcome back ysalamiri. Hope your liver transplant went well.

[12:04:19] Mikoolo And did loads of drugs, ChRoNiC.

[12:07:31] Mikoolo Oh kamper is here.

[12:07:59] Mikoolo I've known kamper far longer than you have, ComputerTech. U jelly? I even got a pic of him.

[12:09:10] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech. This is kamper https://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED21/51da8ea40318f.jpeg

[12:10:02] Mikoolo Do you get it, ComputerTech?

[12:10:11] Mikoolo Do you ComputerTech?

[12:10:40] Mikoolo I don't, ComputerTech. Explain it to me. >:)

[12:10:53] Mikoolo So you don't, ComputerTech?

[12:11:18] Mikoolo You didn't get it.

[12:12:06] Mikoolo It's when someone in, as an example, counter strike or call of duty remains almost stationary in a easily defendable position and pick off people that get nearby them, ComputerTech.

[12:14:08] Mikoolo mim = Mine inch mails

[12:15:13] Mikoolo Consume all of this then go out and play, ComputerTech.

[12:15:23] Mikoolo Be a kid while you can.

[12:16:34] Mikoolo We had some dumb af drug smugglers here in sweden trying to get into norway.

[12:16:47] Mikoolo They smuggled in 228kg hasch through the mountain range by foot.

[12:17:00] Mikoolo And used a inflatiable boat to get over a lake.

[12:17:07] Mikoolo The boat broke and started to take in water.

[12:17:33] Mikoolo They managed to get the hasch into norway but they couldn't sell it coz it was of too bad quality (someone probably cut it too much).

[12:17:43] Mikoolo And they got caught.

[12:20:26] Mikoolo .kb foxy !bang

[12:20:57] Mikoolo ComputerTech, are you afraid to die alone?

[12:21:50] Mikoolo foxy, He could also become a bus driver if he's afraid to die alone.

[12:23:47] Mikoolo Wouldn't a sword and bow work just as good, ysalamiri?

[12:24:14] Mikoolo Or a car.

[12:24:34] Mikoolo I can kill you in the most pleasant way ever tho, ysalamiri.

[12:25:29] Mikoolo I can force you to drink 10yo laphroaig and take adhd medication so you die from acute alcohol poisoning, ysalamiri.

[12:25:46] Mikoolo Bottle after bottle after bottle, ysalamiri.

[12:26:27] Mikoolo I got a bottle of cheap whisky here, ysalamiri. Bought it a week ago coz I wanted some but when I got home I didn't want any.

[12:26:32] Mikoolo Tamnavulin Sherry Cask.

[12:29:07] Mikoolo He said hero, not romantic interest.

[12:30:01] Mikoolo ysalamiri is a guy.

[12:30:12] Mikoolo I'm a cyborg.

[12:31:01] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech habitual spammy retard doesn't learn that he shouldn't spam.

[12:32:06] Mikoolo You're a wife, foxy? D:

[12:32:18] Mikoolo .t en de wife

[12:33:38] Mikoolo Hope your husband is nice to you, foxy.

[12:34:32] Mikoolo Thats not spam, ComputerTech. Thats duckhunting and it's considered ok.

[12:34:56] Mikoolo I said it ain't spam, foxy.

[12:35:12] Mikoolo .log

[12:35:29] Mikoolo Yes, ComputerTech.

[12:35:32] Mikoolo Thats spam.

[12:35:49] Mikoolo Because there was no duck, ComputerTech.

[12:36:04] Mikoolo Not this soon after the previous one was shot down.

[12:36:18] Mikoolo !request !bang ComputerTech for being a duck.

[12:36:27] Mikoolo .kb ComputerTech !bang

[12:36:45] Mikoolo I wonder.

[12:38:42] Mikoolo I have absolutely no idea how to use the ghost cmd, foxy.

[12:39:32] Mikoolo Imagine if I could use the greek T in nicks, ComputerTech.

[12:40:26] Mikoolo Did you find more weirdos, ComputerTech?

[12:40:39] Mikoolo How many invites did they say that you send to people everyday? 19?

[12:41:10] Mikoolo I bet you saw Club for 1 second in a different channel then spammed him with invites, ComputerTech.

[12:42:19] Mikoolo You should take a 1 month long break from inviting randoms in here, ComputerTech.

[12:42:37] Mikoolo Especially the ones that registered the nick the same day you discovered them ,ComputerTech.

[12:42:45] Mikoolo Or the day before.

[12:42:56] Mikoolo You want quality people not randoms.

[12:43:34] Mikoolo Welcome to the gayest channel on rizon, Club. This is where ComputerTech touches everyone with his thin long dick that he calls a stick.

[12:44:02] Mikoolo We're all partaking in running a train on ComputerTech on the weekends, Club.

[12:44:08] Mikoolo are *

[12:44:14] Mikoolo Not for us, ComputerTech.

[12:44:23] Mikoolo ^

[12:44:34] Mikoolo Because you enjoy it.

[12:44:53] Mikoolo He's also a masochist with ED, foxy.

[12:45:34] Mikoolo 3 should also include verbal abuse.

[12:46:37] Mikoolo :: [7/10] masochist :: one who enjoys [emotional] and physical [pain], some [enjoy it] sexualy and other do not / one who get a mental high from emotional and physical pain / ::

[12:49:08] Mikoolo S/there/here

[12:49:19] Mikoolo S/there/here

[12:50:26] Mikoolo It's okay to be gay, ComputerTech. It wouldn't make us dislike you more than we already do.

[12:51:12] Mikoolo But he doesn't fuck sheep, ComputerTech. He's the one who gets shagged. SheepShagged.

[12:51:33] Mikoolo Pull down your pants and bend over, ComputerTech.

[12:51:43] Mikoolo We'll check your butt with forensics tools.

[12:52:52] Mikoolo Oh I see I accidentally autocompleted to ComputerTech instead for phonekait.

[12:53:12] Mikoolo I am sorry, phonekait.

[12:53:41] Mikoolo Yes.

[12:53:56] Mikoolo And buttcheeks for traces of semen.

[12:55:02] Mikoolo No, it would be unfair to her soon to be husband, ChRoNiC.

[13:11:25] Mikoolo They do have valid points, ComputerTech. I like h4 but he's a bit too abusive sometimes.

[13:11:51] Mikoolo .f

[13:12:25] Mikoolo Here I got you some icecream, ComputerTech.

[13:12:40] Mikoolo The yellow parts is lemon, the brown stuff is chocolate chips, ComputerTech.

[13:15:34] Mikoolo ComputerTech is actually a girl, ChRoNiC. A not pretty one who looks like a 20ish year old boy.

[13:15:57] Mikoolo Yeah KurtGodel.

[13:16:19] Mikoolo She discovered it was easier to pass as a male on irc, KurtGodel.

[13:19:27] Mikoolo Most people would assume its a car or other road vehicle, mick.

[13:20:21] Mikoolo (⌐■_■)

[13:20:40] Mikoolo Stop stealing other peoples sunglasses.

[13:20:56] Mikoolo Pikey bastard.

[13:22:48] Mikoolo Now we're 3, ComputerTech.

[13:23:10] Mikoolo Me, Peorth and you should remember who the third one is, ComputerTech.

[13:23:43] Mikoolo :O

[13:23:48] Mikoolo I am surprised.

[13:58:43] Mikoolo Do other people consider these ideas to be great ideas, ChRoNiC?

[13:59:32] Mikoolo So they might not actually be great ideas then.

[14:05:29] Mikoolo You forgot to tip your trillby, ComputerTech.

[14:05:44] Mikoolo It's a type of hat that uneducated people call fedora, ComputerTech.

[14:06:15] Mikoolo This is a trilby, ComputerTech https://files.ekmcdn.com/speedmaster/images/black-trilby-hat-handmade-wool-felt-crushable-camden-9216-p.png

[14:06:46] Mikoolo Thanks for yet again confirming your gayness, ComputerTech.

[14:07:24] Mikoolo You use that word on every male person I've seen, ComputerTech.

[14:07:55] Mikoolo You've even claimed that ChRoNiC was based at one point, ComputerTech.

[14:12:03] Mikoolo HAH! I got 5 ComputerTech!

[14:13:23] Mikoolo Nothing is free.

[14:14:17] Mikoolo Well, air is free but you pay it with spending energy on maintaining breathing.

[14:14:49] Mikoolo So it's free but using it ain't free.

[14:15:16] Mikoolo Already runing your new liver right after coming home from the hospital after the transplantation?

[14:15:20] Mikoolo ruining*

[14:16:13] Mikoolo He's canadian. He has the same issues as scandinavians. Permanent white male cold temperature syndrome, phonekait. So you can't see his penis at all.

[14:17:01] Mikoolo Well, it pokes out like a nipple when erect.

[14:18:29] Mikoolo Sure thing, american.

[14:20:04] Mikoolo How many times did you see their backsides getting further and further away from you afterwards, zof?

[14:20:29] Mikoolo Yes, KurtGodel.

[14:20:47] Mikoolo zof wants to be just like her idol, Judy Hopps, KurtGodel.

[14:20:54] Mikoolo zof = zootopia obssessed furry

[14:21:24] Mikoolo She was bullied by furry haters so she claims that it means something else, KurtGodel.

[14:21:52] Mikoolo zof for her being a furry, ChRoNiC.

[14:22:02] Mikoolo Yes.

[14:23:27] Mikoolo Go play videogames.

[14:23:32] Mikoolo Or voicechat on discord.

[14:24:34] Mikoolo Could have fooled me.

[14:25:17] Mikoolo Theres two here right now, ChRoNiC. zof and ComputerTech.

[14:26:23] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[14:26:36] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[14:26:41] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[14:26:45] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[14:26:59] Mikoolo !request akick Mikoolo, ComputerTech, zof, spammy retards whole lot of them.

[14:27:18] Mikoolo Have fun at work, zof.

[14:28:57] Mikoolo Scandinavian, edgar?

[14:29:16] Mikoolo My condolences.

[14:29:34] Mikoolo Run while you can.

[14:29:46] Mikoolo ComputerTech collects people he finds with his gaydar into this channel.

[14:31:24] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/LjYOqDU.jpeg

[14:33:53] Mikoolo He wouldn't rejoin if he was going to bed, ComputerTech.

[14:34:02] Mikoolo Yes, KurtGodel.

[14:34:10] Mikoolo h4 = Horny Forever.

[14:34:36] Mikoolo She charges 200€ / hour, KurtGodel.

[14:35:10] Mikoolo For 400€ / hour your get the full german dominatrix experience, KurtGodel.

[14:35:32] Mikoolo She'll wear a guestapo uniform during it if you add another 100€.

[14:36:02] Mikoolo She already is, KurtGodel. It's down south.

[14:36:47] Mikoolo No because she also has a tattoo there of the german charlie chaplin, KurtGodel.

[14:40:52] Mikoolo She's lying, KurtGodel.

[14:41:09] Mikoolo Here's a pic of h4's tramp stamp tatoo, KurtGodel. Tho it's only partially visible. https://i.redd.it/wmst3elyh2r61.jpg

[14:55:23] Mikoolo Irish?

[14:56:25] Mikoolo Fix it for me, tinker.

[14:56:48] Mikoolo I'll pay you with a sack of potatos.

[14:57:35] Mikoolo Did you read it like this, foxy? https://i.redd.it/vijvf4jo1um41.jpg

[14:58:11] Mikoolo I like fläskpannkaka.

[14:58:30] Mikoolo When you make it in the oven with bacon in it.

[14:59:07] Mikoolo The french has a porridge with bacon in it or topped on it iirc.

[14:59:16] Mikoolo Ice` is my memory serving me well right now?

[15:00:04] Mikoolo Here foxy and pankakes https://vindelnrokt.se/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Vindelnrokt-Tapas-4409-web.jpeg

[15:00:47] Mikoolo Not enough cheese in it.

[15:01:48] Mikoolo Theres not even any black burn cheesy bits in it, pankakes.

[15:02:12] Mikoolo burnt*

[15:02:27] Mikoolo Thats Porkpanncake, foxy.

[15:02:51] Mikoolo The red jam in the bowl above it is Lingonberry jam, like Cranberry jam.

[15:02:54] Mikoolo Not sweet.

[15:03:39] Mikoolo Yes.

[15:04:12] Mikoolo Here pankakes and foxy. Rate this chocolate sponge cake https://svensktkott.se/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/hemlagad_blodpudding-768x432.jpg

[15:05:15] Mikoolo What does it look like?

[15:05:30] Mikoolo It's swedish blood pudding.

[15:05:43] Mikoolo It tastes cinnamony.

[15:06:28] Mikoolo Nephew loves it.

[15:06:45] Mikoolo It tastes like a bland cinnamon cake.

[15:08:35] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/9zZYH2tvHQg

[15:13:26] Mikoolo Disconnect from rizon and focus on class, danny.

[15:14:02] Mikoolo Sorry kamper.

[15:14:16] Mikoolo Do something with your classmates then.

[15:15:08] Mikoolo Also how old are you danny?

[15:16:20] Mikoolo It is.

[15:16:30] Mikoolo .kb danny come back when you're 18

[15:17:36] Mikoolo Don't forget the occurences when the naked cooking lady video is posted.

[15:20:49] Mikoolo Same.

[15:20:55] Mikoolo Or gore.

[15:22:32] Mikoolo Big bro used to fry bacon topless when he was living with me as he was quitting drugs. Multiple occurences of hot bacon grease splatter combined with cussing.

[15:37:38] Mikoolo Full irish breakfast.

[15:43:08] Mikoolo She ment what ski was posting, Syndus.

[15:43:31] Mikoolo Ice` *

[15:43:34] Mikoolo Sorry ski.

[15:44:38] Mikoolo Ice` that reminded me about a scene in the book and tv show American Gods.

[15:47:04] Mikoolo That movie made Ice` appreciate the warm comfort in men.

[15:51:35] Mikoolo I like species.

[15:53:46] Mikoolo ComputerTech would love to watch Species. Blonde naked Natasha Henstridge.

[16:04:54] Mikoolo Might go terrorize kids tomorrow if sis-in-law says it's ok for me to show up.

[16:13:07] Mikoolo I have to say that you do look gay.

[16:13:34] Mikoolo I'm comparing you to ComputerTech.

[16:14:17] Mikoolo ComputerTech just looks like a trap/femboy in male clothing.

[16:15:38] Mikoolo I got a movie tip for you, ComputerTech.

[16:16:09] Mikoolo Species from 1995, ComputerTech. This woman, Natasha Henstridge shows her tits in it. https://i.redd.it/28iq0vynik3c1.jpeg

[16:17:00] Mikoolo He's 20, Fensta.

[16:17:34] Mikoolo 21 - 12 = 9

[16:18:10] Mikoolo Yeah

[16:27:21] Mikoolo I prefer dark hair. It frames the faces better.

[16:35:07] Mikoolo Do you want nudes GrungeBarbie?

[16:35:23] Mikoolo I can give you a picture of ComputerTech, naked, GrungeBarbie.

[16:35:51] Mikoolo He's legal in the pic, GrungeBarbie.

[16:38:16] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie. NSFW. This is a picture. Nude of ComputerTech. Legal Age. https://i.imgur.com/xDnxCLj.png

[16:39:05] Mikoolo ComputerTech can verify that it is indeed a Nude of ComputerTech. Legal Age. Picture.

[16:39:42] Mikoolo ComputerTech. Click my link.

[16:41:05] Mikoolo I'm pushing 40 :(

[16:41:44] Mikoolo TorS is 53 foxy?

[16:42:02] Mikoolo How many times has he been in prison?

[16:43:13] Mikoolo .kb danny come back when you're older

[16:43:33] Mikoolo Someone under 18, foxy.

[16:44:05] Mikoolo high school, I asked them in this channel.

[16:44:46] Mikoolo They said ComputerTech said it's ok. I told them to ask ComputerTech how many creeps he encountered.

[16:45:53] Mikoolo I'm friends with ComputerTech's mum on facebook.

[16:46:10] Mikoolo Suuuureeeee ComputerTech.

[16:56:07] Mikoolo Desperados is indeed french, ComputerTech.

[16:56:25] Mikoolo You can use search-engine-of-your-choice and see that fact yourself, ComputerTech.

[16:56:58] Mikoolo I can tell you other things that are french if you want, ComputerTech.

[16:57:07] Mikoolo Jameson.

[16:57:16] Mikoolo It's owned by a french company.

[16:57:37] Mikoolo Ice` is also french, ComputerTech.

[16:58:10] Mikoolo Ice` have you seen The Frenchman video on youtube?

[16:58:34] Mikoolo Ice` https://youtu.be/FKdn4tV4kzc

[16:59:08] Mikoolo If your mum speaks french then don't click on that, ComputerTech.

[17:02:00] Mikoolo ysalamiri, you sound like you're a 60 year old woman going to africa with her friends for some "good" times with the african men.

[17:03:26] Mikoolo I was about to do that myself, h4. Thanks for making me look like I ain't abusive.

[17:04:19] Mikoolo That one was kinda uncalled for, h4. I don't think she's said anything dumb recently.

[17:05:32] Mikoolo But wouln'd it feel better if you did it when she was active and said something dumb than just doing it when she hasn't done anything yet, h4?

[17:06:38] Mikoolo He stole my kick so I stole this one from him, ComputerTech.

[17:07:29] Mikoolo Only thing that sucks is that I keep getting "Access Denied." h4.

[17:08:05] Mikoolo I never tried to kick Peorth as far as I can remember, ComputerTech.

[17:08:22] Mikoolo See you tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[17:08:34] Mikoolo See you tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[17:08:54] Mikoolo Are you going to poop ComputerTech?

[17:09:01] Mikoolo See you tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[17:37:11] Mikoolo John sheridan

[17:37:16] Mikoolo John sheffold

[17:37:25] Mikoolo Water World

[17:37:34] Mikoolo Churchill

[17:37:37] Mikoolo chattanogga

[17:37:39] Mikoolo chattanoga

[17:37:50] Mikoolo Chattanogah

[17:37:52] Mikoolo Chattanoggha

[17:38:09] Mikoolo California

[17:38:19] Mikoolo .cc chattanooga

[17:38:49] Mikoolo Emma lazarus

[17:38:51] Mikoolo D:

[17:38:55] Mikoolo Never

[17:38:59] Mikoolo Wait

[17:39:01] Mikoolo larvae

[17:39:07] Mikoolo skril

[17:39:19] Mikoolo span

[17:39:43] Mikoolo What is a group of crows called, h4?

[17:39:52] Mikoolo Wrong

[17:39:54] Mikoolo A murder, h4.

[17:40:02] Mikoolo What is a group of owls called, h4?

[17:40:08] Mikoolo A parliament.

[17:40:33] Mikoolo Hush h4.

[17:41:07] Mikoolo You should let him figure out stuff on his own, h4.

[17:41:30] Mikoolo You're just mad that it doesn't accept severe dyslexia spellings, ysalamiri.

[17:42:39] Mikoolo !request akick h4 for threatening us with torture

[17:43:32] Mikoolo Only andrew I know is tate and he's a coward.

[17:57:17] Mikoolo You want more ducks? Thats how you get more ducks. By fucking them.

[18:00:23] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[18:00:30] Mikoolo ComputerTech !

[18:00:45] Mikoolo Always

[18:00:48] Mikoolo Coming

[18:00:50] Mikoolo From

[18:00:52] Mikoolo Take

[18:00:54] Mikoolo Me

[18:00:57] Mikoolo Down

[18:00:59] Mikoolo ComputerTech ^

[18:01:05] Mikoolo Whats the opposite words to those, ComputerTech?

[18:01:47] Mikoolo Fensta is fun at parties.

[18:04:29] Mikoolo Sublime is nothing compared to this band.

[18:09:00] Mikoolo h4 18:08:57 to 18:54:28

[18:09:07] Mikoolo He exceeded the promised 30 minutes.

[18:10:10] Mikoolo .cc 18:54:28 - 18:08:57

[18:10:45] Mikoolo Should we listen to Internets and say he was gone for 23 hours?

[18:11:50] Mikoolo It exceeded 30 minutes.

[18:12:21] Mikoolo .cc 54 - 08

[18:12:25] Mikoolo 46 minutes, ComputerTech.

[18:12:34] Mikoolo And thats without counting the seconds, ComputerTech.

[18:15:03] Mikoolo So ComputerTech. Wanna use a chainsaw if you come to my place in sweden?

[18:15:15] Mikoolo I can let you fell a tree on your own if you want, ComputerTech.

[18:15:37] Mikoolo What pants did you use, ComputerTech?

[18:15:40] Mikoolo And shoes?

[18:16:12] Mikoolo Chainsaw pants doesn't have metal wiring.

[18:16:52] Mikoolo They have a synthetic fiber that clogs up the main cog, ComputerTech.

[18:16:57] Mikoolo And makes it stop.

[18:17:05] Mikoolo Metal wire wouldn't protect against the chainsaw.

[18:17:13] Mikoolo The saw would eat trough it.

[18:17:29] Mikoolo Whats the brand ComputerTech?

[18:18:25] Mikoolo Those are afaik not yet on the market (correct me if I am wrong) table saws, GrungeBarbie.

[18:18:55] Mikoolo Oh

[18:18:57] Mikoolo Nice Peorth.

[18:21:46] Mikoolo But it's ok ComputerTech. I got a pair of 200gbp chainsaw pants and two pairs of 300gbp chainsaw boots that you can wear while we take down a 20 meter long pine tree.

[18:22:03] Mikoolo Quality brand chainsaw protection, Husqvarna pants and both husqvarna and stihl boots.

[18:23:10] Mikoolo You'll also get to twig it, ComputerTech.

[18:23:41] Mikoolo Do you know how to twig a tree ComputerTech?

[18:24:18] Mikoolo It's ok. I am edumacated and have a license for felling trees.

[18:24:40] Mikoolo One of the best workplace licenses in sweden tbh. No expiry date on it.

[18:24:58] Mikoolo Seen it, Peorth.

[18:25:38] Mikoolo Theres this other guy Peorth. That uses old chainsaws without a kickback stop. I would never use a saw like that.

[18:27:14] Mikoolo Peorth seen the chainsaw attachments to angle grinders that project farm tested?

[18:27:51] Mikoolo Those practically scream "IMMA CUT OFF YOUR FINGERS IF I DON'T REACH YOUR NOSE!"

[18:28:38] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/eU0cLZ3i-tY?t=99 this timestamp if you got time, Peorth

[18:31:12] Mikoolo Theres also a chainsaw attachment for drills.

[18:34:04] Mikoolo One of the two supervisors I had back in 2021 - 2022 kissed a chainsaw while at home years before I worked with him.

[18:34:22] Mikoolo I couldn't see that his sinuses were once in direct contact with air

[18:34:39] Mikoolo Plastic surgery sure is usefull.

[18:36:43] Mikoolo But all you got was finding the same kind of meteorite like Joe Dirt, Fensta?

[19:35:21] Mikoolo .log

[19:35:53] Mikoolo !request akick ban ComputerTech spammy retard doesn't learn that spamming ain't a polite thing to do.

[19:38:44] Mikoolo Theres a few in here that should go to those, End3r.

[19:41:00] Mikoolo Please do not fuck nazis unless you want more of them.

[19:41:33] Mikoolo .quote search linuxuser

[19:41:44] Mikoolo .quote read 879

[19:42:38] Mikoolo We might reach -28c tomorrow

[19:42:39] Mikoolo .f

[19:43:38] Mikoolo Skinheads ain't racists tho, GrungeBarbie.

[19:43:48] Mikoolo It's from jamaican rudeboys.

[19:44:02] Mikoolo Bonehead is the term for the racists with shaved heads, GrungeBarbie.

[19:44:16] Mikoolo .u Bonehead

[19:45:03] Mikoolo And there are no nazis around anymore, and if they are then they are like 90year or older. The correct term is neo nazi.

[19:45:12] Mikoolo Calling a neo nazi for nazi is like calling Trump handsome and smart.

[19:45:54] Mikoolo Never heard that term before but I guess it's shaving your head and setting the stubble on fire with a lighter, GrungeBarbie?

[19:47:20] Mikoolo That question was to your brother and him BIC'ing his head, GrungeBarbie.

[19:48:14] Mikoolo .yt Suburban Rhythm Woodwork

[19:48:48] Mikoolo Reel Big Fish

[19:48:57] Mikoolo S.R. was their song.

[19:49:18] Mikoolo Reel Big Fish were inspired by Suburban Rhythm and that song is dedicated to them, GrungeBarbie.

[19:49:58] Mikoolo We know you're gay ComputerTech. You don't need to shove it in our faces all the time because I've told you that we accept you being gay.

[19:50:42] Mikoolo s/thekenprominenz/GrungeBarbie

[19:51:27] Mikoolo I have jbl speakers for my computer and a bluetooth cheap jbl speaker.

[19:51:49] Mikoolo These jbl computer speakers I got are retro 90's gray.

[19:51:59] Mikoolo Excellent sound in them to this day.

[19:52:29] Mikoolo https://www.ebay.com/itm/334775989810

[19:52:32] Mikoolo I got these speakers.

[19:54:32] Mikoolo Too bad theres no other neighbours if you lived in an apartment complex, GrungeBarbie.

[19:54:52] Mikoolo I would have gotten a dog whistle and used it all day or night and get them evicted, GrungeBarbie.

[19:56:25] Mikoolo ComputerTech remember the blonde girl pic I linked to you last week?

[19:56:31] Mikoolo I can get you a date with her if you want.

[19:56:42] Mikoolo No this one, ComputerTech. https://i.imgur.com/Iis2YhN.jpg

[19:57:02] Mikoolo Yee

[19:57:26] Mikoolo But if she was real she'd be perfect for ComputerTech.

[19:57:43] Mikoolo You don't get to say no, ComputerTech.

[19:57:52] Mikoolo She'll be the one who gets to decide, ComputerTech.

[19:58:14] Mikoolo Took you way too long to notice, ComputerTech.

[20:01:24] Mikoolo Mums always thinks their sons are the coolest.

[20:01:38] Mikoolo Can you ComputerTech?

[20:02:01] Mikoolo What did the polish girl you went on a date say to you, ComputerTech?

[20:03:15] Mikoolo Thats what I thought too, GrungeBarbie.

[20:03:45] Mikoolo ANd have some beefy big badass guy nearby that will come into the apartment when they take you home and demand money from you, ComputerTech.

[20:04:30] Mikoolo But they could also peg ComputerTech, GrungeBarbie.

[20:04:42] Mikoolo One holds him down the other one pegs him, GrungeBarbie.

[20:04:49] Mikoolo Have you tried pegging, ComputerTech?

[20:05:40] Mikoolo You know ComputerTech. Pegging ain't gay if it's a woman thrusting it in.

[20:06:46] Mikoolo ComputerTech should go on a date like this one, GrungeBarbie https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8

[22:09:13] Mikoolo EXACT MY REACTION WOF!

[22:11:05] Mikoolo Corvettes are for 50 year old fat bald men with small penises.

[22:11:49] Mikoolo You have to cover your eyes, ComputerTech. This is text not voice chat.

[22:12:32] Mikoolo Use Tipp-Ex, ComputerTech.

[22:13:48] Mikoolo He does start sounding line a douche bag, phonekait.

[22:13:55] Mikoolo "worth a fuck"

[22:13:59] Mikoolo Thats douche bag words.

[22:14:12] Mikoolo I'm just an asshole but I am glad I ain't a douche bag.

[22:14:59] Mikoolo I can also read female social queues a tad bit better than the average man, just a tad bit better.

[22:15:10] Mikoolo A hair width better.

[22:16:24] Mikoolo Continue on this parth with "Worth a fuck" words and you will become a douche bag, ComputerTech.

[22:16:40] Mikoolo Don't apologize to me, ComputerTech.

[22:16:48] Mikoolo Apologize to phonekait, ComputerTech.

[22:18:22] Mikoolo Theres wisdom to learn from sitcoms like king of queens, according to jim, and other such shows, ComputerTech. Do the opposite of what the husband does.

[22:18:46] Mikoolo Same with Two and a Half Men, do the opposite of what Charlie does, ComputerTech.

[22:20:14] Mikoolo ComputerTech theres a difference between a slap and a fist right on your nose that makes it bleed.

[22:21:13] Mikoolo A slap is like the second to last resort.

[22:21:47] Mikoolo And slaps comes after one or more warnings, ComputerTech.

[22:22:01] Mikoolo Usually.

[22:22:32] Mikoolo What words did the men use, ComputerTech?

[22:23:27] Mikoolo Hello sugar! Is that a big penis in your pants or just a banana?

[22:23:40] Mikoolo What would you do if someone did that to you, ComputerTech?

[22:26:32] Mikoolo You can expect it, ComputerTech. But most people would either push me away or slap me after saying that. No matter how handsome I would be.

[22:28:13] Mikoolo CHoke sex!

[22:28:40] Mikoolo ComputerTech, theres 1000 dicks on a wall, how many do you choke on?

[22:28:59] Mikoolo So you're a pro at sucking cock, ComputerTech.

[22:29:21] Mikoolo Thats because you're a pro at sucking dick, ComputerTech.

[22:29:27] Mikoolo Thats why you don't choke on them.

[22:29:33] Mikoolo You inhale them deepthroat style.

[22:29:59] Mikoolo Suree.

[22:30:39] Mikoolo Just unzip wof. He won't choke as he goes down on you.

[22:31:21] Mikoolo All irish people can do that, Dragon. It's how they consume potatos real fast.

[22:38:21] Mikoolo Notice that ComputerTech first thought about "gay bois" and not "women" and thinks that hairy legs on guys looks good.

[22:38:54] Mikoolo A straight man would think about women if they started an onlyfans.

[22:39:08] Mikoolo Are you, End3r?

[22:40:27] Mikoolo Then it would be quite hetero if you jerk off, End3r.

[22:43:48] Mikoolo Do you request white knighting, ma'am End3r?

[22:44:21] Mikoolo .w dumb womans lane

[22:45:25] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/wlrgDML.jpeg

[22:45:26] Mikoolo lol

[22:46:37] Mikoolo phonekait I bet you took this photo https://i.imgur.com/i6Ce8Ok.jpeg

[22:47:48] Mikoolo I hope you solve your issues soon, foxy.

[22:48:57] Mikoolo Needs more snow.

[22:49:39] Mikoolo fu jeff_stacey

[22:49:58] Mikoolo I'm taking you down with me jeff_stacey https://youtu.be/rog8ou-ZepE

[22:55:07] Mikoolo Why are the existing ones bad?

[22:57:46] Mikoolo Sounds like you need to add exceptions for the irc client in your battery settins, mrinfinity.

[22:59:34] Mikoolo Thats easy, wof.

[22:59:47] Mikoolo It's much harder to code me out of existence tho, wof.

[23:00:24] Mikoolo You can buy it from me for a PS5, wof.

[23:03:34] Mikoolo Anyway, off to bed. It's saturday since 3 minutes ago here.

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