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[08:09:29] Mikoolo .w

[08:10:09] Mikoolo A morning

[08:33:41] Mikoolo Need to go to grocery store.

[08:33:45] Mikoolo Out of snus.

[08:33:54] Mikoolo And tp.

[08:33:56] Mikoolo And soap

[08:33:57] Mikoolo Soonish

[08:37:13] Mikoolo Snus, not snu snu, GrungeBarbie.

[08:37:44] Mikoolo bbl

[09:17:43] Mikoolo Time to learn chinese then.

[09:21:21] Mikoolo ^ with somewhat of an education and average tech skills.

[09:21:42] Mikoolo Then get quick training on top of that how to do the scammy stuff.

[09:23:44] Mikoolo But would you go to your neighbours potatofield and steal a dozen or two if they had a peculiar different but tasty potato breed that you can't get in the supermarkets, pankakes?

[09:24:46] Mikoolo Asleep.

[09:24:59] Mikoolo You can

[09:25:10] Mikoolo !shop 5

[09:25:31] Mikoolo He's a miser, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[09:26:13] Mikoolo You can see this on his nick, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS. He didn't want to spend his limited keyboard button presses on making a proper good nick.

[09:26:50] Mikoolo Just buy it back.

[09:27:10] Mikoolo Thank you for confirming my previous statement, vk2bio.

[09:28:08] Mikoolo But the gun is automatically given back after someone shoots down the next duck.

[09:39:55] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/T-LegOd8Jxo

[13:41:40] Mikoolo Oh

[13:41:47] Mikoolo I thought I had sheep on ignore already

[13:41:54] Mikoolo So many fucking bots in here.

[13:44:01] Mikoolo AI voiced youtube channel, nice ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[13:45:42] Mikoolo Thats also clickbait since John Carter 2 was cancelled.

[13:45:51] Mikoolo Since the first movie was a commercial flop.

[13:49:14] Mikoolo Please make the bot ignore me, esjay.

[13:50:24] Mikoolo Hope it's similar to /ignore Mikoolo

[13:50:33] Mikoolo Coz I don't want to help training your bot without getting paid for it.

[13:52:18] Mikoolo To an uneducated person like me that sounds like it's learning from chat to build sentences and stuff,

[13:58:27] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech dnr, never learns to not spam like a retard.

[13:59:10] Mikoolo $tell foxy can't we akick ComputerTech? He never stop being a spammy retard.

[13:59:51] Mikoolo It's true tho, ComputerTech.

[14:00:07] Mikoolo It's like you think people won't respond to you if you don't spam them first.

[14:00:19] Mikoolo Like kids when they want a parents attention.

[14:00:52] Mikoolo MOOOM! MOOOM! DAAAAD! DAAAAD! MOOOM DAAAAD DAAAD MOOOM! are we there yet? - ComputerTech.

[14:03:08] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[14:03:20] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[14:03:28] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[14:03:57] Mikoolo You suck at this tho.

[14:04:04] Mikoolo Get a better irc client.

[14:04:34] Mikoolo What type?

[14:06:26] Mikoolo Meh

[14:06:35] Mikoolo Get cote d'or instead, pankakes.

[14:09:18] Mikoolo Don't do it, esjay. It's 1" long and 0.01" wide with no flared base.

[14:23:20] Mikoolo ^5

[14:25:52] Mikoolo I don't think it's humane to expose them to him, foxy.

[14:57:48] Mikoolo Sheep shagged, phonekait.

[14:57:58] Mikoolo It rolls off the tongue better.

[14:58:46] Mikoolo He doesn't fuck sheep anymore, this is true.

[14:58:51] Mikoolo He gets fucked by them now.

[14:59:21] Mikoolo ComputerTech's anus has seen more action than siswet19's anus.

[14:59:37] Mikoolo Anal size queen, phonekait.

[15:00:03] Mikoolo This is a safe for work picture of her, phonekait. https://i.imgur.com/jMku6B9.jpg

[15:00:23] Mikoolo The legal kind.

[15:00:33] Mikoolo That does not involve feces.

[15:02:06] Mikoolo I know, syndus is one of them, phonekait.

[15:02:12] Mikoolo Atleast zack left.

[15:02:45] Mikoolo Atleast deadly makes sense compared to syndus and zack.

[15:04:55] Mikoolo Don't do it esjay. He'll squeeze every single drop out of you and not pay you for the work.

[15:05:38] Mikoolo They did esjay?

[15:06:01] Mikoolo Ah I see the denver result.

[15:06:13] Mikoolo Wondered who did that for a moment.

[15:08:09] Mikoolo oo

[15:08:18] Mikoolo Amazon has picked up hazbin hotel.

[15:09:28] Mikoolo .w

[15:09:38] Mikoolo It's windy af outside atm.

[15:10:03] Mikoolo Depends on their personality.

[15:10:08] Mikoolo And if they are smart.

[15:10:26] Mikoolo No

[15:10:35] Mikoolo She has a speech impediment that annoys me when she talks.

[15:10:53] Mikoolo That language is so fucking ugly.

[15:10:58] Mikoolo Uglier than danish imo.

[15:11:24] Mikoolo It's like german but the speaker has water in their bout.

[15:11:31] Mikoolo mouth*

[15:12:04] Mikoolo You being the offspring from a aryan breeding programme invalidates your opinion, ComputerTech.

[15:13:32] Mikoolo Wanna know a really cool language, ComputerTech?

[15:13:33] Mikoolo Xhosa

[15:14:17] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/WHHGOYu6Fl0

[15:20:30] Mikoolo Here's another cool language, ComputerTech. https://youtu.be/l117wfB0g3o

[15:23:15] Mikoolo Theres one great big story video that annoys me. They claims it's in finland while it was actually recorded on the swedish side of the border.

[15:39:21] Mikoolo I wonder here the h four is.

[15:40:43] Mikoolo Tortillas are au de naturale while Doritos got carcenogenic flavouring on them.

[15:42:03] Mikoolo How hot is it, ComputerTech?

[15:43:22] Mikoolo Mild by english standards is weak af by US standards.

[15:43:58] Mikoolo Remember to wash your hands afterwards, ComputerTech.

[15:44:25] Mikoolo Not before but after slapping, ComputerTech.

[15:45:07] Mikoolo What type of salsa is it, ComputerTech?

[15:54:22] Mikoolo Oh yeah

[15:54:27] Mikoolo I breached the 40 day uptime.

[15:54:29] Mikoolo UPTIME: 40 days, 15 hours, 30 minutes

[15:54:36] Mikoolo But so close to 41 now.

[15:55:11] Mikoolo ComputerTech, I haven't started my computer since last year.

[16:01:51] Mikoolo Salsa with Salsa.

[16:03:03] Mikoolo ComputerTech, have you ever done the salsa with a girl? That ain't a relative to you.

[16:03:36] Mikoolo Then teach me how to do the salsa, ComputerTech.

[16:04:40] Mikoolo Seems like you caught what salsa I was refeering to, ComputerTech.

[16:06:02] Mikoolo Did you just fail autocomplete AlterEgo_?

[16:06:16] Mikoolo :(

[16:06:29] Mikoolo I'll send the bill next monday.

[17:15:21] Mikoolo Am I right, ComputerTech?

[17:23:01] Mikoolo Thank you for confirming my statement in a different channel, ComputerTech.

[17:29:32] Mikoolo So you were born on a monday.

[17:30:21] Mikoolo Now we have another reason to hate mondays.

[17:31:04] Mikoolo I would sue my parents for giving birth to me without my concent.

[17:31:16] Mikoolo consent*

[17:32:29] Mikoolo https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9322454784/h78BD1C88/monday-cat-memes-cat-friday-5pm-monday-9am-%D0%B0%D1%8F

[17:33:07] Mikoolo I would torch the closest church to send him a message.

[17:33:49] Mikoolo Mum told me when I asked. Big bro wasn't planned, I was and little bro wasn't.

[17:34:43] Mikoolo Ain't really sober if you smoked a doobie.

[17:36:23] Mikoolo I have an abundance of steel in my chemical balance, GrungeBarbie.

[17:42:58] Mikoolo Jar Jar should have been revealed as a sith lord imo.

[17:43:41] Mikoolo Which one of them, mrinfinity?

[17:44:47] Mikoolo Ewan McGregors best performance is in the movie The Men Who Stare At Goats.

[17:45:26] Mikoolo Have you seen the movie The Men Who Stare At Goats, ComputerTech?

[17:45:53] Mikoolo You should watch it, ComputerTech https://youtu.be/GC2TzspJn5A

[17:47:03] Mikoolo If you go "Baaaaah" do the goats all go "baaaaah!" back at ya, GrungeBarbie?

[17:47:53] Mikoolo All sheep sounds like they learned one finnish word and thought thats enough.

[17:48:00] Mikoolo Pää

[17:48:01] Mikoolo Head.

[17:48:38] Mikoolo Ducks are evil.

[17:48:53] Mikoolo They are not only cannibals they are also necrophiliacs and rapists.

[17:49:57] Mikoolo Like this song, GrungeBarbie? Ooooh you touch my tra la la my ding ding dong.

[17:50:25] Mikoolo So it's a good song?

[17:50:50] Mikoolo Replace it with this, GrungeBarbie. https://youtu.be/PTvTLvkiAbI

[18:21:00] Mikoolo So you have a small butt?

[18:21:07] Mikoolo Or you wouldn't be Lil Kakez.

[18:21:22] Mikoolo Big Kakez then.

[18:21:52] Mikoolo h4 has studied butts the whole day, pankakes.

[18:22:51] Mikoolo Could be worse h4.

[18:22:55] Mikoolo Could be little girls.

[18:23:09] Mikoolo .yt oingo boingo little girls

[18:23:55] Mikoolo I think it refers to midgets, pankakes.

[18:26:57] Mikoolo Here have this classic https://i.imgur.com/ctXCHoz.mp4 nsfw

[18:31:14] Mikoolo Kitting yourself into a corner are we, GrungeBarbie?

[18:31:22] Mikoolo Classic knitting misstake among rookies.

[18:36:34] Mikoolo What did they say?

[18:36:41] Mikoolo .log

[18:37:21] Mikoolo Bad memory into the end I see.

[18:39:05] Mikoolo .log

[18:39:28] Mikoolo Thats not cool pankakes.

[18:39:45] Mikoolo Please apologize to h4 for stealing his kick, pankakes.

[18:42:02] Mikoolo But I approve of these actions. They are very similar to the gaza strip joke she did earlier. Making fun of a ongoing conflict were thousands of civilians on both sides are currently dying.

[18:42:21] Mikoolo If she thought that was ok then the kicking here is ok.

[18:43:08] Mikoolo The blackheads on your nose made it look like a potato.

[18:46:05] Mikoolo Bye pankakes.

[18:46:16] Mikoolo Yes and already creeping on women, Sander.

[18:47:09] Mikoolo I've never creeped on women on irc.

[18:47:39] Mikoolo Or internet in general.

[18:48:06] Mikoolo irish666 here only creep on black and tan women.

[18:49:47] Mikoolo Good thing that ian't a firetruck or the place thats on fire would be in danger, wof.

[18:49:51] Mikoolo ain't*

[18:51:12] Mikoolo She doesn't read anything on irc, Syndus.

[18:53:48] Mikoolo Syndus you should propose to Ahsoka. You'd be horrible parents together.

[18:57:02] Mikoolo Is snow a regular occurence in NC, wof?

[18:57:16] Mikoolo Or ice.

[18:57:49] Mikoolo She's getting a new brain.

[19:08:21] Mikoolo .k zof eeeeuuuuuw noooo

[19:09:31] Mikoolo I only like you because you're an unapologetic furry that is obssessed in zootopia and Judy Hopps, zof.

[19:10:29] Mikoolo THe bad jokes fluids.

[19:13:07] Mikoolo .log

[19:13:31] Mikoolo Oh.

[19:13:41] Mikoolo I'm going to make a Ahsoka type of joke now.

[19:14:16] Mikoolo Ahsoka you should move to the sea and become a fish. Then you don't need a surgery as your body is becoming used to having water in it.

[19:15:23] Mikoolo You need to go back to school and learn maths all over again, Syndus.

[19:19:29] Mikoolo He's also american, HelderHeid. He can't afford going abroad without ending up in infinite debt so we're quite lucky indeed.

[19:20:09] Mikoolo canada and mexico doesn't count as going abroad.

[19:20:27] Mikoolo So you're an immigrant from italy?

[19:20:47] Mikoolo Why the fuck did you move to the US?

[20:10:40] Mikoolo Saphir^Txp, you better give ComputerTech the D. His wiggling won't stop until he has been penetrated.

[20:11:10] Mikoolo He's showing you that his wiggling butt is ready to recieve and that it should happen asap, Saphir^Txp.

[20:13:37] Mikoolo Notice the lack of instant denial from his end, Saphir^Txp.

[20:14:04] Mikoolo The ":|" is a response to me ruining his mating dance by making it too obvious.

[20:16:16] Mikoolo Nice

[20:57:11] Mikoolo ComputerTech is just culturally inept.

[20:57:21] Mikoolo Theres so many movies he hasn't seen.

[20:57:35] Mikoolo And so many memes he doesn't understand but fake laughs at anyway.

[20:58:17] Mikoolo Whats the name of the character, ComputerTech?

[20:58:35] Mikoolo You are right foxy, he doesn't have a clue.

[20:58:55] Mikoolo It's a ridiculously easy name to remember, ComputerTech.

[21:00:24] Mikoolo ComputerTech, stop creeping on women that have said they ain't interested in you.

[21:01:46] Mikoolo h4, we need to watch Silence of the Lambs with ComputerTech.

[21:02:05] Mikoolo We're not bullies.

[21:02:13] Mikoolo Now he's fake crying again.

[21:13:26] Mikoolo h4, if you and I an ComputerTech ever meet we need to have a movie marathon.

[21:13:41] Mikoolo Educate him in modern movie culture.

[21:13:55] Mikoolo So you have a sausage and two eggs, pankakes?

[21:14:31] Mikoolo I'll bring a sack of potatos that you can count.

[21:14:53] Mikoolo I can draw a face on the sack so you got someone to talk with at the same time.

[21:41:22] Mikoolo .w

[21:50:05] Mikoolo Sure phonekait.

[21:50:45] Mikoolo It's ok.

[21:50:55] Mikoolo I hosed him down with hot water first.

[21:51:06] Mikoolo And deloused him.

[21:55:19] Mikoolo TheFatherMind is volunteering for it, phonekait.

[21:56:10] Mikoolo hi

[22:43:51] Mikoolo UPTIME: 40 days, 22 hours, 19 minutes

[22:44:11] Mikoolo imma slep

[22:44:37] Mikoolo Nitey nite, foxy.

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