IRC Driven

[08:59:53] Mikoolo A morning.

[09:00:23] Mikoolo UPTIME: 41 days, 8 hours, 36 minutes

[09:00:31] Mikoolo Should reboot it before 42.

[09:04:52] Mikoolo Saphir^Txp, why are you connected with 4 nicks at once?

[09:08:54] Mikoolo Ah

[09:08:59] Mikoolo I see someone removed the ban.

[09:09:45] Mikoolo There

[09:09:48] Mikoolo Thats the one I think.

[09:34:31] Mikoolo swedman

[09:35:12] Mikoolo Thats just someone with dyslexia spelling rasist with a double-S insignia.

[09:36:11] Mikoolo Kanst nicht spell rassisten without der SS.

[09:36:45] Mikoolo Who the fuck is that?

[09:37:00] Mikoolo .why O11O1OOO_OOOOO1OO

[09:37:36] Mikoolo Too bad those are O's an not 0's.

[09:38:11] Mikoolo I bet I and l looks the same on your font then.

[09:39:02] Mikoolo :s

[09:39:22] Mikoolo And then you got lightning bolts replacing s?

[09:40:47] Mikoolo He wanted to give you double the enjoyment, pankakes.

[09:41:44] Mikoolo But the main developer is pushing the h service and sunsetting h4.

[09:42:10] Mikoolo h4 was open source and look where it brought him. Into this channel.

[09:42:16] Mikoolo This was clearly not the intent of the developer.

[09:42:50] Mikoolo So the developer went proprietary with the new cooler and only 9.99€/month h5 service.

[09:43:21] Mikoolo I tried irssi. I wasn't smart enough for it.

[09:43:46] Mikoolo I like adiirc.

[09:44:03] Mikoolo I enjoy the search function in the settings.

[09:44:16] Mikoolo Incase I can't find what I am looking for so I just type what I want to find in the search.

[09:45:32] Mikoolo And he doesn't copy/paste right and gets extra spaces where they shouldn't be.

[09:46:07] Mikoolo His mum showed him a de-linter once.

[09:46:16] Mikoolo He thinks they are used on clothes only.

[09:46:25] Mikoolo Or in clothes dryers.

[09:48:35] Mikoolo ComputerTech just sent me a pic of the "vegetable" he's going to have tonight https://i.imgur.com/BiLNMvH.jpeg

[09:50:02] Mikoolo ComputerTech too. He things that will fit really nice.

[09:50:08] Mikoolo thinks*

[09:55:31] Mikoolo Quick! lets ban him!

[09:55:53] Mikoolo h4 nows your chance, ban h5 so he won't replace you!

[09:56:40] Mikoolo What if he turns into something like GEMA, h4?

[09:57:57] Mikoolo Thats close window.

[09:58:59] Mikoolo h5 is h4 but cured, Ice`.

[09:59:04] Mikoolo HV instead for HIV.

[10:00:56] Mikoolo Get a new keyboard for h5.

[10:02:04] Mikoolo .w

[10:02:20] Mikoolo .w kiel, us

[10:02:38] Mikoolo .w kiel, ca

[10:02:55] Mikoolo She's like 60% ass, h5.

[10:03:21] Mikoolo But I can't prove the 60% since i haven't seen her ass.

[10:03:40] Mikoolo I do.

[10:04:31] Mikoolo The h-man has been looking at asses the whole week, pankakes. He needs to give you a proper score based on 1 million asses.

[10:05:32] Mikoolo Metric is hard for americans to understand.

[10:05:53] Mikoolo I got a song for you to play to your daughter, pankakes.

[10:06:12] Mikoolo pankakes play this for her https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8

[10:07:23] Mikoolo For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse

[10:07:23] Mikoolo By a witchdoctor from over the seas

[10:07:24] Mikoolo Casting a strange voodoo magic on me

[10:07:24] Mikoolo My vocabulary was stunted at birth

[10:07:24] Mikoolo Now when I speak, it's rather absurd

[10:07:24] Mikoolo An endless tirade of four letter words

[10:07:24] Mikoolo I lash out in anger at all in my way

[10:07:25] Mikoolo Shocking, unspeakable things that I say

[10:07:25] Mikoolo Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

[10:10:45] Mikoolo pankakes https://youtu.be/Gu0TurCDC94

[10:10:45] Mikoolo It's a song called "Potato pride"

[10:10:45] Mikoolo It's a north korean pop song

[10:11:58] Mikoolo On the day of potato distribution

[10:11:58] Mikoolo In our village an old man

[10:11:58] Mikoolo Layed out a feast on the birthday table

[10:11:58] Mikoolo Chewy potato tteok and Hamhung cold noodles

[10:11:58] Mikoolo Inviting all to join

[10:11:59] Mikoolo Delicious ggwabaegi and potato pancakes,

[10:11:59] Mikoolo Potato pride- oh so many

[10:12:00] Mikoolo Lost count at thirty

[10:13:06] Mikoolo He'll be back in december, wez.

[10:14:07] Mikoolo h5 h4 https://youtu.be/HNC5eu16hEw

[10:15:10] Mikoolo I bought a plushie and sent it to you wez.

[10:15:48] Mikoolo https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/150146296/drop_bear_by_loveandasandwich-d2xev1t.jpg ain't it nice wez?

[10:26:22] Mikoolo Where ADMIRAL_HUBRIS?

[10:26:32] Mikoolo Ah

[10:26:36] Mikoolo In the song.

[10:26:48] Mikoolo Sure there was, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS. For the Kim family.

[10:37:51] Mikoolo My deepest condolences, foxy.

[10:38:19] Mikoolo Tell zeus to get in bed and use him as a pillow.

[10:39:17] Mikoolo Ban him from bed if he doesn't calm down.

[10:45:27] Mikoolo .cc coldest temperature measured in wollongong

[10:47:19] Mikoolo Try 5000 miles, irish666.

[10:48:31] Mikoolo .yt walk 5000 miles

[10:48:39] Mikoolo Oh

[10:48:42] Mikoolo It's 500 not 5000.

[10:49:01] Mikoolo Good news irish666!

[10:49:07] Mikoolo You only need to do 500 miles!

[10:49:37] Mikoolo .cc 500 miles to km

[10:49:53] Mikoolo .cc distance from lulea to stockholm

[10:50:18] Mikoolo Around.

[10:51:20] Mikoolo He is a bit obtuse.

[10:51:28] Mikoolo But he's around somewhere.

[10:52:21] Mikoolo Don't call foxy dane, she's american, n0s3y|afk.

[10:53:10] Mikoolo no

[10:53:13] Mikoolo They got long ears.

[10:53:18] Mikoolo With pointy tips.

[10:54:24] Mikoolo Could be worse. He could have cauliflower ears.

[10:55:32] Mikoolo Who mentioned hansel and gretel?

[10:57:06] Mikoolo I don't see any german folklore link :s

[10:57:17] Mikoolo Ah

[10:57:25] Mikoolo It was just angel.

[10:57:28] Mikoolo Thought it was a person.

[10:59:44] Mikoolo Meh.

[10:59:54] Mikoolo Everyone knows that Red Dwarf is the superior british sci-fi show.

[11:00:47] Mikoolo Whats that supposed to mean, wez?

[11:02:25] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ybYvfw4HJVQ

[11:03:22] Mikoolo foxy, it's an imposter that is impersonating h4. I actually lied

[11:03:42] Mikoolo But I think we should let h4 deal with it, foxy.

[11:03:45] Mikoolo No wez.

[11:03:48] Mikoolo I tried years ago.

[11:03:51] Mikoolo I gave up.

[11:04:24] Mikoolo I never bothered watching the black and white dr who.

[11:08:33] Mikoolo If those are not biblically accurate angels I'll get mad, wez.

[11:09:34] Mikoolo I ment it in the insensitive meaning, n0s3y|afk.

[11:09:52] Mikoolo Those ain't biblically accurate angels, wez.

[11:10:29] Mikoolo These are biblically accurate angels, wez. https://i.redd.it/fzbh8dfusz4a1.jpg

[11:11:37] Mikoolo So the bible wrote the bible? D:

[11:15:11] Mikoolo Those are A grade postmen, Ice`.

[11:35:45] Mikoolo foxy I'd rather see nicks younger than 1 year banned.

[11:36:25] Mikoolo And have only registered nicks allowed. Thats +r or +R?

[11:43:54] Mikoolo I assume your mum is also old, balding and wears glasses and pretty chill about smoking weed as long as it ain't inside the home, irish666?

[11:53:55] Mikoolo UPTIME: 41 days, 11 hours, 30 minutes

[11:53:57] Mikoolo bbl

[11:54:00] Mikoolo Gonna reboot.

[11:57:52] Mikoolo ty

[11:57:55] Mikoolo UPTIME: 0 days, 0 hours, 1 minutes

[12:45:53] Mikoolo The price is a free goose, Sander.

[13:13:15] Mikoolo I think he's at work, foxy. Jesus that is.

[13:13:49] Mikoolo Someones gotta be selling those tacos from the foodtruck.

[13:22:27] Mikoolo Theres no befriend, teddybearcell.

[13:22:35] Mikoolo There is only !bang.

[13:22:54] Mikoolo Each time you shoot down a duck in duckhunt a chinese duck breeder kills a duck.

[13:23:01] Mikoolo farmer*

[13:23:44] Mikoolo foxy https://i.imgur.com/t9KYnuw.jpeg

[13:23:58] Mikoolo Thought you'd like it.

[13:25:37] Mikoolo bbl, going to the pharmacy.

[15:08:10] Mikoolo Remember. If you're out camping with your friends in the forest and a bear shows up. You do not need to be the fastest at running. And if you're the slowest I recommend learning to throwing rocks at moving targets on your spare time before the camping event.

[15:11:28] Mikoolo Thats why you throw one or more rocks on the friend you like the least so they'll trip over, h4.

[15:11:58] Mikoolo Or the one just infront of you.

[15:12:40] Mikoolo I'd rather live with a guilty concsiousness.

[15:13:13] Mikoolo Yeah.

[15:13:36] Mikoolo Thats different. I won't get eaten alive then.

[15:14:23] Mikoolo True, considering the famine riddled pankakes wants to join she might eat one or two of us with her potatos she brought along, h4.

[15:14:45] Mikoolo Same.

[15:15:47] Mikoolo The hungry grizzly part is ancestral PTSD from the viking pillaging and the potato famine, h4.

[15:16:48] Mikoolo Where did you screenshot that from, irish666?

[15:17:26] Mikoolo We're your real friends, irish666.

[15:18:19] Mikoolo Lying with 0.91 miles is acceptable. It's the same as with fishing and the biggest catch.

[15:19:09] Mikoolo I would destroy the device you downloaded us into, irish666.

[15:19:23] Mikoolo You never know what the digital version of ComputerTech will fuck up.

[15:21:44] Mikoolo You censored your own name from your blogpost, irish666.

[15:39:58] Mikoolo Heres better music than that rap you're listening to, pankakes. https://youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0

[15:40:30] Mikoolo If you hate rap it's better.

[15:40:48] Mikoolo datura is not recommended.

[15:41:01] Mikoolo There was this guy in germany that cut of his penis while tripping on datura iirc.

[15:42:14] Mikoolo Just don't click on them then.

[15:43:11] Mikoolo Except during the few rare occasions like this song, h4?

[15:43:11] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/qq76LCiP2Ds

[16:48:34] Mikoolo Ain't from an anime.

[16:48:53] Mikoolo Heard it before but can't say if it's from a game or a song melody being whistles.

[16:50:23] Mikoolo Wait. Ain't that a super mario bros tune?

[16:55:06] Mikoolo Yes, by a 5 foot stap-on.

[16:57:42] Mikoolo I found the exact music at the start Syndus.

[16:57:58] Mikoolo WIth the instrumental bits and all.

[16:58:13] Mikoolo Here Syndus https://youtu.be/2Y97WrrA99E

[17:00:44] Mikoolo Don't worry Syndus. I've full filled my karma regarding being an asshole now so I can feel good about being one to you later.

[17:01:50] Mikoolo I already found the perfect date for ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/Iis2YhN.jpg

[17:05:39] Mikoolo Move to a country where you don't need room mates to afford living quarters.

[17:06:16] Mikoolo Yes

[17:06:24] Mikoolo Almost any country that ain't USA.

[17:07:42] Mikoolo That doesn't count tho.

[17:07:51] Mikoolo Since you don't live in warsaw, just there visiting.

[17:08:14] Mikoolo Then start learning polish, ComputerTech.

[17:08:35] Mikoolo Fucking dirty lazy immigrant doesn't want to learn the language of the new country he lives in.

[17:09:10] Mikoolo If I moved to ireland I'd learn to speak irish-english to fit in, ComputerTech.

[17:09:40] Mikoolo Thats how you get me shot in ireland, h4.

[17:10:15] Mikoolo They would take me into a dark alley and say "Ye kno wee lad, we hate the english but yer even worse!"

[17:10:22] Mikoolo And then execute me.

[17:10:43] Mikoolo I said irish-english not gaelic, ComputerTech.

[17:10:49] Mikoolo That is english with an irish accent.

[17:11:05] Mikoolo You know. Like in father ted or mrs browns boys.

[17:11:43] Mikoolo I'd master talking like Father Jack from Father Ted, ComputerTech.

[17:12:39] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/R1ZU6UMDfgY

[17:14:40] Mikoolo Was the answer from her positive, Dr_DICK?

[17:15:33] Mikoolo You could be a bit too quick with the "I love you" tho, Dr_DICK.

[17:15:40] Mikoolo Nice esjay.

[17:15:47] Mikoolo No need to take care of the pugs then.

[17:16:35] Mikoolo If I met someone that had a pug and I was drunk af I would misstake them for the loafers I don't own and start wondering why they are warm and moist.

[17:17:42] Mikoolo It's one thing if it's your own pug, another thing if it's someones poorly pottytrained pugs.

[17:19:58] Mikoolo Thats because Dr_DICK has a hockey smile and canadian women are suckers for those, h4.

[17:20:20] Mikoolo Do you even know what a hockey smile is, ComputerTech?

[17:20:40] Mikoolo Then explain what it is, ComputerTech.

[17:20:54] Mikoolo It's when you're missing front teeth.

[17:21:04] Mikoolo And the gap is visible when you smile.

[17:21:24] Mikoolo We have to make sure you are aware of terms these days, ComputerTech.

[17:22:40] Mikoolo Being a great cook, rich, handy, and have a big penis goes a long way.

[17:24:20] Mikoolo h4 ComputerTech look

[17:24:22] Mikoolo UPTIME: 0 days, 5 hours, 28 minutes

[17:24:23] Mikoolo :D

[17:24:32] Mikoolo My uptime.

[17:24:40] Mikoolo This computer.

[17:25:04] Mikoolo No

[17:25:09] Mikoolo Windows 12 alpha.

[17:25:30] Mikoolo Found a iso for it.

[17:25:38] Mikoolo And installed it.

[17:25:40] Mikoolo It's nice.

[17:26:14] Mikoolo You are right, h4. ComputerTech really thinks alpha is a RC.

[17:26:54] Mikoolo If you pay me then sure, ComputerTech.

[17:27:10] Mikoolo 9.99€ / month to make me use Linux, ComputerTech.

[17:27:47] Mikoolo Then I'll stay on Win 11.

[17:28:14] Mikoolo If you didn't care then you wouldn't have told me to use linux instead, ComputerTech.

[17:28:44] Mikoolo Not even using his own pastebin.

[17:29:27] Mikoolo Can't even host pictures on his own forum.

[17:31:56] Mikoolo The day I move to linux is the day when it'll be as hassle free to play video games on it as it is on windows.

[17:34:35] Mikoolo ComputerTech hows it going installing bnet?

[17:35:05] Mikoolo tjr ComputerTech already forgot the hundreds of times you told him to play wow with you.

[17:38:35] Mikoolo Oh I see now that I wrote win 11, I'm on win 10.

[17:41:43] Mikoolo ComputerTech once again since you didn't answer. Hows it going installing bnet?

[17:42:11] Mikoolo YOu've been trying for weeks now, ComputerTech.

[17:49:57] Mikoolo ComputerTech I found a new blonde for you https://i.imgur.com/p9R6v1U.jpeg

[17:52:42] Mikoolo Sounds like I'm addictive.

[17:53:14] Mikoolo Or an itch you should scratch but you do it anyway.

[17:53:24] Mikoolo Not on tiktok tho.

[17:53:26] Mikoolo Fuck that.

[17:53:44] Mikoolo I only let US companies track me.

[17:53:54] Mikoolo And japanese.

[17:54:01] Mikoolo And korean.

[17:54:04] Mikoolo And swedish.

[18:05:58] Mikoolo I blame ComputerTech manipulating the stats.

[18:07:33] Mikoolo Racism is for lazy people.

[18:13:54] Mikoolo What are you now, Ice`?

[18:14:24] Mikoolo Do you make one big boom noise once in your life, Ice`?

[18:16:09] Mikoolo @chanrank

[18:16:14] Mikoolo @topchans

[18:17:41] Mikoolo Your ears remind me of delicious cauliflowers h4 and your nose of a fresh baby potato. Your eyes glimmer like the finest brown gravy and your teeth remind me of corn on the cob.

[18:18:55] Mikoolo I wouldn't accept coffee from ComputerTech, pankakes. He doesn't know how to brew a good cup since he has never had coffee.

[18:19:28] Mikoolo He doesn't even know what coffee tastes like.

[18:20:59] Mikoolo Looking at ComputerTech make me feel like jedi Luke Skywalker when he's about to fight the rancor.

[18:21:14] Mikoolo What h4?

[18:21:53] Mikoolo Who started to throw stones?

[18:24:50] Mikoolo I'm more scared of him because he thinks he knows but actually he doesn't, h4.

[18:25:50] Mikoolo We uninvited him, pankakes. So you get to spend time alone with him.

[18:26:46] Mikoolo You're american, zof.

[18:27:24] Mikoolo Luckily few of them go abroad in europe, h4.

[18:27:33] Mikoolo They tend to prefer middle eastern countries.

[18:28:30] Mikoolo For the price of oil.

[18:30:05] Mikoolo (ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳

[18:32:04] Mikoolo .k Kuro-chan no petting party

[18:32:10] Mikoolo I hoped that would have worked.

[18:32:30] Mikoolo D:

[18:32:46] Mikoolo I did not force you, h4. pankakes was the one who replied with "yep" to you!

[18:33:24] Mikoolo Fuck now esjay started using cinema as a word.

[18:33:34] Mikoolo Soon she'll start saying fr fr aswell.

[18:34:08] Mikoolo First time I've seen you say cinema tho, esjay.

[18:34:36] Mikoolo .t de en kino

[18:34:46] Mikoolo She's turning german, h4.

[18:35:23] Mikoolo She started with the current retard flavour word tho.

[18:35:36] Mikoolo I remember when people said "Kappa" all the time 10ish years ago.

[18:35:54] Mikoolo Adopting new words to try to sound modern and hip.

[18:36:33] Mikoolo It was the popular retard word years ago, h4.

[18:36:51] Mikoolo Among twitch stream watchers and such.

[18:37:21] Mikoolo Whenever I see people I've known for years on the internet start using the modern hip words such as that I get reminded of this, h4. https://youtu.be/fiOMbqPHFwo

[18:38:51] Mikoolo Steve Buschemi?

[18:39:01] Mikoolo Buscemi*

[18:39:06] Mikoolo He never aged.

[18:39:14] Mikoolo No

[18:39:24] Mikoolo He used to work as a fire fighter.

[18:40:53] Mikoolo Can you name this guy, h4? https://i.imgur.com/0GLhBa1.gif

[18:41:34] Mikoolo Good, Fensta will not want help from law enforcement in the future if a crisis happens.

[18:42:02] Mikoolo Thats Bruce Campbell, h4. The best B actor in hollywood.

[18:42:21] Mikoolo s/shitty/awesome

[18:42:36] Mikoolo You should watch Evil Dead 1 and 2 and 3, h4.

[18:43:03] Mikoolo He was also in the Hercules and Xena movies, h4.

[18:43:06] Mikoolo tv shows*

[18:43:38] Mikoolo He played a waiter in the first? Spider-Man movie too, h4.

[18:44:15] Mikoolo Bruce Campbell is amazing.

[18:46:08] Mikoolo esjay I laughed and cheered when Bruce Campbell appeared as a hotdog salesman.

[18:46:14] Mikoolo In Doctor Strange 2.

[18:46:42] Mikoolo It was a nice hommage to evil dead at the same time.

[18:47:24] Mikoolo You watched this tv show esjay? https://youtu.be/_Fqp4xT7M3w

[18:47:56] Mikoolo And Brisco

[18:48:41] Mikoolo This too esjay? https://youtu.be/wLDJ6DlQk1A

[18:49:14] Mikoolo :D

[18:49:52] Mikoolo This show is also great https://youtu.be/6oI-nfeDtWc

[18:52:37] Mikoolo Jack of all trades is the ultimate bruce campbell tv show imo.

[18:53:34] Mikoolo Theres also that samurai wild west show.

[18:54:22] Mikoolo I mean Kung Fu, Harzilein.

[18:54:26] Mikoolo From 72.

[18:59:20] Mikoolo Punch me h4, I want to link a certain video.

[18:59:51] Mikoolo Thanks.

[18:59:58] Mikoolo Kinda.

[19:00:23] Mikoolo Whats so happy about it?

[19:01:01] Mikoolo But ComputerTech is active.

[19:01:07] Mikoolo So the tuesday is ruined already.

[19:02:03] Mikoolo I can't say that he isn't allowed to be happy, h4.

[19:02:12] Mikoolo But you are allowed to take that statement as a challenge if you wish, h4.

[19:04:53] Mikoolo Murderers that use firearms also use that excuse, ComputerTech.

[19:05:16] Mikoolo And if they used a knife.

[19:05:36] Mikoolo At the same time I hope, h4.

[19:06:04] Mikoolo Wiggle that booty, h4.

[19:06:10] Mikoolo emptively*

[19:21:02] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/h46_THPT8cA

[19:24:12] Mikoolo Instead for reinventing the wheel, why not make something new, ComputerTech?

[19:24:47] Mikoolo Just make a xdcc bot.

[19:25:23] Mikoolo "for users in here"

[19:25:42] Mikoolo Made a bot with xdcc feature that they can grab the stuff you want them to get.

[19:25:45] Mikoolo make*

[19:25:51] Mikoolo PReferably get one thats already been made

[19:25:56] Mikoolo ANd customize it to fit your needs.

[19:26:06] Mikoolo Less work and more convenient.

[19:26:52] Mikoolo They would be forced to share their ip and stuff with the website too h4.

[19:47:28] Mikoolo Use semtex phonekait.

[19:47:53] Mikoolo It's like tippex but better.

[19:48:07] Mikoolo It goes "KABOOM!" then there is no work thats dragging anymore.

[19:48:37] Mikoolo Yeah

[19:49:15] Mikoolo It's like C-4 phonekait.

[19:50:09] Mikoolo semtex is better. You could claim it was a typo instead for ordering 1kg of tippex with company money, phonekait.

[19:51:10] Mikoolo Other people have different interests, AlterEgo_.

[19:51:49] Mikoolo phonekait could probably name a weird obscure car part that you've never heard about before, AlterEgo_. And she could reply with "How do you not know what X-Thing is?"

[19:52:18] Mikoolo Or some accounting terms.

[19:53:20] Mikoolo Road vehicles have annual checkups in sweden.

[20:01:31] Mikoolo I see the problem, ComputerTech.

[20:01:38] Mikoolo It's not that everyone are so old.

[20:01:44] Mikoolo Yeah.

[20:02:12] Mikoolo You haven't even seen classic horror movies such as The Thing or Alien, ComputerTech.

[20:03:00] Mikoolo You even thought that Silence of the Lambs was a porno and prepared to watch it with some hand lotion and got disappointed that there were no actuall lambs in the entire movie, ComputerTech.

[20:03:48] Mikoolo Both have one actor in common, AlterEgo_.

[20:03:58] Mikoolo Sam Neill

[20:04:45] Mikoolo All presidents except Barack Obama had issues signing their own name due to old age.

[20:05:08] Mikoolo Well in JFK's case it was because his brain was all over the car and road.

[20:10:17] Mikoolo To separate the nicks, AlterEgo_.

[20:10:23] Mikoolo With visual clues.

[20:11:08] Mikoolo My clients gives other people different colours, AlterEgo_. You got a caucasian skintone colour, ComputerTech is light vomit green and GrungeBarbie is red.

[20:11:44] Mikoolo h4 is teal.

[20:12:56] Mikoolo Thats the colour of his anus after a weekend down at the sheep pens, AlterEgo_.

[20:16:17] Mikoolo Chocolate are bad for dogs so nice theres a glass panel protecting them, GrungeBarbie.

[20:16:27] Mikoolo is*

[20:16:42] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech spammy toddler

[20:17:14] Mikoolo We need him akicked.

[20:17:37] Mikoolo Hey

[20:17:43] Mikoolo You stole that from GrungeBarbie, h4.

[20:18:01] Mikoolo You should let her have another chance, ComputerTech.

[20:18:15] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie do /kick ComputerTech

[20:18:44] Mikoolo Thats because he hasn't de-ownerified himself yet.

[20:19:02] Mikoolo He rejoined and he got it back.

[20:19:37] Mikoolo Can you guys stop stealing GrungeBarbie's kick?

[20:20:00] Mikoolo That looked almost automated, h4.

[20:20:29] Mikoolo \o/

[20:21:24] Mikoolo Yeah, she's too slow with the kicking, h4.

[20:21:31] Mikoolo Thats a lot of trouble.

[20:21:46] Mikoolo If you are the entire problem you'll get akicked btw.

[20:24:07] Mikoolo Hope you're in texas now and own a .50 bmg rifle, GrungeBarbie.

[20:24:27] Mikoolo .yt eminem musket for home defense

[20:24:42] Mikoolo The best song eminem never sang.

[21:21:52] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[21:25:00] Mikoolo You should squeeze starch out from potatos and use it as a conditioner for your hair, pankakes.

[21:27:46] Mikoolo X-Americans are weird af.

[21:27:56] Mikoolo Self segregation since childhood.

[21:28:17] Mikoolo I mean like irish-americans, african-americans, german-americans and all that, GrungeBarbie.

[21:28:46] Mikoolo America, GrungeBarbie.

[21:29:27] Mikoolo I find it laughable when someone calls themselves, as an example, irish-american and none of them have ever been in ireland for 6 generations.

[21:31:52] Mikoolo I can call myself finno-swede because I grew up on the border, grandma from both sides were finnish, I grew up speaking both languages and got bunch of relatives in finland I still got contact with.

[21:32:18] Mikoolo Translation: Pooping.

[21:33:02] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie, sounds like your grandparents were german "immigrants" from the 40's.

[21:34:21] Mikoolo Grandparents in this context weren't your actual grandparents but great great great grandparents, GrungeBarbie?

[21:35:16] Mikoolo The somalian guy I worked with this summer used his phone to show him what direction mecca was.

[21:35:24] Mikoolo Let me tell you this, it was not accurate.

[21:35:35] Mikoolo He faced north-west once.

[21:35:44] Mikoolo Prayed like twice a day.

[21:35:49] Mikoolo At work.

[21:39:56] Mikoolo Jesus ain't real.

[21:40:23] Mikoolo Seems like you need to peg h4 into obedience, pankakes.

[21:40:48] Mikoolo So you've experienced it h4?

[21:41:18] Mikoolo ANd the lube was ice cold, right h4?

[21:42:44] Mikoolo Atleast your ass was clean afterwards, TheFatherMind.

[21:43:23] Mikoolo You shouldn't take it out on pankakes, h4.

[21:44:17] Mikoolo pankakes is a innocent homely girl that hasn't done anything wrong, h4. She's crying internally and the flowers she picked today won't get sold tomorrow because people don't like to watch sad girls.

[21:44:56] Mikoolo What if it's a hairy ass, pankakes?

[21:45:11] Mikoolo A really hairy man ass.

[21:45:38] Mikoolo So hairy that you'd get ass hair stuck in your mouth after giving a rimjob, pankakes.

[21:45:59] Mikoolo Social Services gave her ~ h4.

[21:46:10] Mikoolo As protection agains abusive spouses.

[21:46:13] Mikoolo against*

[21:50:04] Mikoolo WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN! BURN BURN MOTHER FUCKER! BUUURN!

[21:51:37] Mikoolo There are two well known and popular religious furries that everyone have heard about, Loki and Zeus.

[21:52:19] Mikoolo h4 no, it was a response to Syndus's bloodhund gang.

[21:59:54] Mikoolo We're out of ham, we only got spam and eggs, Sander.

[22:00:49] Mikoolo We do not recommend consuming green eggs.

[22:00:58] Mikoolo If you were served green eggs then we're out of eggs too, wof.

[22:01:15] Mikoolo We do not use dye.

[22:02:00] Mikoolo Him or me?

[22:05:24] Mikoolo TNG

[22:10:07] Mikoolo Phone, webcam or physical meeting?

[22:10:27] Mikoolo Fuck those.

[22:10:44] Mikoolo physical meetings are better but only if theres snacks involved.

[22:13:18] Mikoolo Whad did he do?

[22:15:57] Mikoolo Only "bad" thing I find from googling his name is that he dislikes Trump and said he's mentally unfit to be potus.

[22:24:57] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/wuN-bW_zS0Q

[22:34:06] Mikoolo He works on a fishing boat.

[22:34:18] Mikoolo They used hooked webs.

[22:35:04] Mikoolo I've been on a small boat for like 10 hours non stop finnish once, wez. It felt like I was drunk when I got back on land.

[22:35:12] Mikoolo fishing*

[22:35:48] Mikoolo Ok bedtime since I typoed fishing into finnish.

[22:36:03] Mikoolo My stitches?

[22:36:08] Mikoolo They are still in the eye.

[22:36:28] Mikoolo Got a new bandage lense and renewed eyedrop prescription.

[22:36:46] Mikoolo They couldn't say when the stitches would be taken out.

[22:37:00] Mikoolo They are kinda worried about the cornea separation.

[22:37:28] Mikoolo But I ain't since I can't see shit with the eye anyway.

[22:37:48] Mikoolo Just annoying to take the eye drops and stuff all the time.

[22:38:16] Mikoolo OH BOY!

[22:38:24] Mikoolo I haven't gotten to tell anyone about my story for a while now!

[22:38:33] Mikoolo Sure

[22:38:47] Mikoolo I'll rate it tho.

[22:38:53] Mikoolo To see if you got your homework right.

[22:39:18] Mikoolo 1.4cm long metal wire.

[22:39:20] Mikoolo Not a rod.

[22:40:06] Mikoolo I call it a brain piercing and hope I can find a big titty goth who will find it sexy and hardcore af.

[22:41:21] Mikoolo The metal wire went through the protective visor on my helmet, my glasses, bombed my eye with glass fragments (plastic lenses on the glasses) right through the eye and into my brain where it's permanently stuck coz it's too deep for the surgeons to remove, GrungeBarbie.

[22:41:50] Mikoolo I had no pupil when I got in for surgery and they removed 50 fragments from the glasses in the first surgery.

[22:42:12] Mikoolo This happened in august last year.

[22:42:34] Mikoolo I know.

[22:42:56] Mikoolo No

[22:43:20] Mikoolo I am quite content Syndus.

[22:43:29] Mikoolo I am a rather calm person irl.

[22:43:40] Mikoolo I'm only a asshole on irc coz it's hard to break my nose here.

[22:44:03] Mikoolo I got x-rays if you want to see, GrungeBarbie.

[22:44:26] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg this is the metal wire in my brain GrungeBarbie.

[22:44:52] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/bNnPYY2.jpg the white stuff in the middle of the brain ehre is where I was having a brain hemorraghe

[22:46:04] Mikoolo Was at work. triangular blade on the clearing saw hit a wire wildlife fence and propelled the metal wire into my eye.

[22:46:44] Mikoolo Oh yeah. I basically just paid.

[22:46:49] Mikoolo .cc 35 sek to usd

[22:46:56] Mikoolo For the 3 eye drops I have.

[22:47:10] Mikoolo Antibiotics and whatnots.

[22:47:34] Mikoolo August last year.

[22:48:16] Mikoolo I consider myself really fucking lucky tho, esjay.

[22:48:34] Mikoolo No neurological issues that I or the doctors or my family members are aware of.

[22:48:45] Mikoolo Except that I do a bit more typos on irc these days.

[22:50:01] Mikoolo Syndus I bought a bottle of whisky on jan 11th coz I wanted some whisky but when I got home I didn't feel like having any so it's still untouched on my shelf.

[22:50:59] Mikoolo I don't know.

[22:51:15] Mikoolo Nah

[22:51:27] Mikoolo I might have a glass on friday tho.

[22:51:36] Mikoolo Or thursday.

[22:53:01] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie, wanna see the selfie I took when I arrived at the ER?

[22:53:06] Mikoolo I was concious the entire time.

[22:54:23] Mikoolo NSFW https://i.imgur.com/EIM2uVs.jpg

[22:54:30] Mikoolo Thats my right eye, selfie camera mirrored it.

[22:55:23] Mikoolo And this is what the eye looks like right now GrungeBarbie https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg

[22:55:41] Mikoolo I am for all practical purposes blind in that eye.

[22:56:00] Mikoolo I can see light sources and movement if it's really bright outside or in the room.

[22:56:54] Mikoolo Also here, GrungeBarbie. Cute Tax https://i.imgur.com/zuSR6EV.jpg

[22:57:09] Mikoolo Sis-in-laws and big bro's dog.

[22:58:52] Mikoolo Fuck

[22:59:09] Mikoolo Eye ok?

[22:59:30] Mikoolo Nice.

[22:59:33] Mikoolo Anyway bed now.

[22:59:40] Mikoolo It's almost wednesday here.

[22:59:45] Mikoolo Just a few seconds more.

[23:00:44] Mikoolo Volunteer at a dog shelter if you got spare time.

[23:00:58] Mikoolo You get all the dogs and none of the responsibilities for owning one.

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