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[09:15:27] Mikoolo A morning.

[09:17:16] Mikoolo You know. Theres 1000 english soldiers plundering your potato field, pankakes:

[09:17:32] Mikoolo I'm holding you here so you won't reach the semtex trigger, pankakes.

[09:17:40] Mikoolo And blow them up.

[09:18:17] Mikoolo Who wants to watch me kick pomf for spam?

[09:19:13] Mikoolo I know your issues, pomf.

[09:20:55] Mikoolo L4D boomer?

[09:21:45] Mikoolo Do you have a flacid one then that ain't inside another person at this moment?

[09:38:57] Mikoolo Dead.

[09:39:26] Mikoolo It encountered a cheesecake on a driveway.

[09:40:59] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/pAtI2sjGR6E

[10:00:11] Mikoolo Yes vk2bio. /ignore duckhunt is permanent.

[10:00:42] Mikoolo I only saw half of what I did.

[10:01:17] Mikoolo AKSCHUALLY I am technically not trolling.

[10:02:06] Mikoolo No where atm. I'm sitting down.

[10:02:21] Mikoolo Regarding my eye? Same as last month.

[10:02:40] Mikoolo Then same as the month before last month.

[10:02:47] Mikoolo Nah

[10:04:39] Mikoolo Until you accidentally turn it on while the eyelid is closed.

[10:08:36] Mikoolo Germany is behind the rest of europe tech wise, pankakes.

[10:09:29] Mikoolo They got laserdisc, pankakes.

[10:09:53] Mikoolo Batman is a child groomer.

[10:10:20] Mikoolo He always has a young boy sidekick, pankakes.

[10:10:27] Mikoolo And replaces them when they get too old.

[10:11:09] Mikoolo Do the teachers force the students to wear tight skimpy clothing?

[10:11:28] Mikoolo And stay up all night with them?

[10:12:01] Mikoolo With Lady Gaga as harleyquin.

[10:12:22] Mikoolo I liked it more than the dark knight batman movies.

[10:12:44] Mikoolo It was dark and noir. The only thing I disliked was the streamer riddler version.

[10:14:00] Mikoolo vk2bio is gay tho.

[10:14:09] Mikoolo Jared Leto didn't make his anus twitch.

[10:14:43] Mikoolo KNow who's a good singer?

[10:14:56] Mikoolo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2zk56DDjGc

[10:15:28] Mikoolo Zeus taking up too much space and causes physical space in bed now?

[10:15:36] Mikoolo pain*

[10:16:01] Mikoolo I haven't smoked weed since 2018, except once in 2021, vk2bio.

[10:19:03] Mikoolo He didn't quit smoking weed tho, pankakes.

[10:19:13] Mikoolo Thats was a marketing for a smokeless firepit thingy.

[10:20:29] Mikoolo Propaganda was a thing way before that.

[10:20:58] Mikoolo Even US did loads of ww2 propaganda.

[10:21:07] Mikoolo Even toilet roll companies joined in on it.

[10:21:34] Mikoolo pankakes https://i.redd.it/pt0ouhekceh41.jpg

[10:23:07] Mikoolo Learn japanese with me pankakes https://youtu.be/_NHpSaa-UmE

[10:23:51] Mikoolo Learn japanese with me from that video, pankakes.

[10:23:54] Mikoolo You'll like it.

[10:25:30] Mikoolo G is always hard as in GO, never as in GINGER.

[10:28:12] Mikoolo Theres no fire going on at this moment.

[10:28:59] Mikoolo You need to know "KOROSANAI YO!" Too.

[10:30:00] Mikoolo Because I told you so you can learn japanese.

[10:32:43] Mikoolo The comments are awesome pankakes.

[10:32:46] Mikoolo ""Did you hear that, Sumiko? The bald young gentleman washing his bottom in our koi pond is not here to murder us.""

[10:34:35] Mikoolo Imagine a US marine learning japanese from that video and a japanese soldier learning english from https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g

[10:34:41] Mikoolo And they end up at Iwo Jima at the same time.

[11:00:26] Mikoolo I got a new job?

[11:01:19] Mikoolo I'd rather move to germany than the US.

[11:02:44] Mikoolo I thought you were going to get me a job h4 :(

[11:03:04] Mikoolo I could move into the apartment next to yours, h4.

[11:03:11] Mikoolo We could be neighbourbesties.

[11:03:47] Mikoolo UPTIME: 0 days, 23 hours, 7 minutes

[11:04:18] Mikoolo I've only started my computer once this year, Ice`.

[11:05:35] Mikoolo I speak Z level german.

[11:05:54] Mikoolo And I am allowed to watch vtubers at home if I want to.

[11:06:11] Mikoolo I know english won't help me in germany. barely anyone there speaks it.

[11:06:55] Mikoolo I blame dubbing all the movies and tv shows to german.

[11:07:46] Mikoolo From a nazi perspective yes. Where they get to see people in colonized NAZI-USA speak german.

[11:10:03] Mikoolo Or pay attention to the lips.

[11:19:50] Mikoolo I dislike dubs unless the movie is dubbed to a language in the country the movie takes place in and the characters are from that country.

[11:20:23] Mikoolo Like with the tintin movie. Fuck the english version. The french one is superior.

[11:22:42] Mikoolo Theres a modern thing these days called subtitles.

[11:38:47] Mikoolo No but theres TrumpHunt, meosimulator. Where you hunt trump supporters escaping from the capitol on jan 6.

[12:01:31] Mikoolo hi

[12:37:43] Mikoolo Are you the blowhole inspector, irish666?

[12:38:39] Mikoolo But you ain't fat or morbidly obese.

[12:38:48] Mikoolo How did you land this job?

[12:39:10] Mikoolo Are they going to be upset when they see that a skinny pasty white london lad swimming in the pool?

[12:39:19] Mikoolo is swimming*

[12:50:07] Mikoolo .w

[12:50:28] Mikoolo .f

[12:50:52] Mikoolo Imagine having a rainy snowstorm.

[13:00:56] Mikoolo irish666 did you see the CCP interupting a piano player in a train station in UK incident?

[13:01:47] Mikoolo Apparently the CCP handler was armed as one of the women said "Don't shoot, don't shoot!"

[13:02:04] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/65iwnI2hjAA

[13:06:22] Mikoolo irish666 a few seconds after this timestamp https://youtu.be/65iwnI2hjAA?t=805

[13:10:09] Mikoolo You also hear her say "Don't shoot him."

[13:35:38] Mikoolo Because of the body pains you've experienced? Hope it ain't anything serious.

[15:08:14] Mikoolo Why do you name everything to elite, ComputerTech?

[15:10:34] Mikoolo Ah nice ComputerTech. I see you've ported elitechat to ios https://apps.apple.com/ma/app/elitechat-yoomee-mobile/id1526811505

[15:14:55] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/fx6yFM9.jpeg

[15:15:28] Mikoolo Do you wish to sue ComputerTech for sexual harassment, Peorth?

[15:15:58] Mikoolo Unsolicited physical contact.

[15:16:04] Mikoolo Grabbing of body parts.

[15:16:10] Mikoolo Forcing them to touch things.

[15:17:33] Mikoolo Reminds me of the neighbours cow barn.

[15:17:54] Mikoolo Reminds me of a summer day after the neighbour spread manuer all over their fields.

[15:18:23] Mikoolo manure*

[15:40:28] Mikoolo Why are you saying thx when it was to the duck hunters, ComputerTech?

[15:40:48] Mikoolo Ah for your sexual harassment earlier.

[15:40:50] Mikoolo Got it.

[15:41:50] Mikoolo Also incase you missed it ComputerTech. Gz on releasing your elitechat on ios.

[15:42:21] Mikoolo elitechat ain't your irc client you're working on?

[15:43:22] Mikoolo Then gz for releasing it on ios again!

[15:43:32] Mikoolo https://apps.apple.com/ma/app/elitechat-yoomee-mobile/id1526811505

[15:44:47] Mikoolo Nice you're on android too ComputerTech! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.elitechat

[16:11:55] Mikoolo deadly is butthurt and uses the only term that he knows offends me, pankakes.

[16:12:35] Mikoolo He does it for shits and giggles.

[16:13:09] Mikoolo I've seen uglier people.

[16:13:27] Mikoolo Deadly doesn't even reach top 10, h4.

[16:22:44] Mikoolo If it was warmer you'd have a nice thunderstorm, h4.

[16:26:29] Mikoolo No no. The day you break technet coz thats ComputerTech's own irc network, pankakes.

[16:27:30] Mikoolo Make it drop pankakes! ComputerTech issued you a challenge with his "uh huh".

[16:28:02] Mikoolo His mum doesn't wear any.

[16:30:26] Mikoolo The only more damaged are mexicans due to the fear of la cancla.

[16:30:36] Mikoolo .u la cancla

[16:30:40] Mikoolo .u la canchla

[16:30:45] Mikoolo .u la chancla

[16:30:48] Mikoolo There

[16:31:38] Mikoolo s/outdoes/eats out

[16:32:47] Mikoolo Actually from ireland irish or just american 10generation irish immigrant, Syndus?

[16:33:46] Mikoolo This is a hot woman by irish standards https://i.pinimg.com/736x/db/c1/61/dbc161aeeb59238755f52b58596feb3f.jpg

[16:34:44] Mikoolo Here's the hottest sexiest woman according to irish standards https://i.redd.it/gqrzuqornkt41.jpg

[16:35:12] Mikoolo Probably not by northern irish stantards ComputerTech, but they are by irish standards.

[16:36:26] Mikoolo You didn't meet them coz you ain't a woman, ComputerTech.

[17:28:16] Mikoolo How old were you then ComputerTech?

[17:28:39] Mikoolo And you remember that?

[17:36:22] Mikoolo ComputerTech, how do you circumsize a irish man?

[17:36:35] Mikoolo Kicking his sister on the mouth.

[18:12:49] Mikoolo ComputerTech whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

[18:13:01] Mikoolo A carrot.

[18:13:35] Mikoolo spam

[18:15:16] Mikoolo Thats code for "We're both fabulous people, ComputerTech, lets combine together."

[18:53:38] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[18:54:55] Mikoolo Thats sexual assault!

[18:55:08] Mikoolo Thats attempted murder!

[18:56:42] Mikoolo Do you use all of them?

[18:57:24] Mikoolo 6 gears out of 24.

[18:58:09] Mikoolo I need to replace the chain on my bike.

[18:58:22] Mikoolo I paid 250€ for it, brand new.

[18:58:29] Mikoolo 21 gears.

[18:58:44] Mikoolo I've used it since 2018.

[18:59:23] Mikoolo The downside to cheap bikes is that they are heavy.

[18:59:49] Mikoolo I've replaced the tyres on my bike.

[18:59:54] Mikoolo And inner tubes.

[19:00:12] Mikoolo Broke a pedal once and replaced it too.

[19:00:34] Mikoolo I want a e-bike tho.

[19:01:21] Mikoolo The e-bikes here require that you pedal or they would be classified as mopeds, h4.

[19:02:05] Mikoolo Wouldn't it be great if you had an assisting motor when going uphill h4?

[19:02:45] Mikoolo Also, longest trip I've taken on my bicycle was like 45km.

[19:03:11] Mikoolo Went to the house mum was living before her bf died.

[19:03:32] Mikoolo And carried in firewood and put them in order.

[19:03:36] Mikoolo Then biked back home.

[19:03:40] Mikoolo Total trip 45km.

[19:04:07] Mikoolo I had a high visibility jacket on me coz some parts of that distance was on a highly trafficed road, h4.

[19:04:58] Mikoolo nice

[19:13:36] Mikoolo Look, you summoned toni, GrungeBarbie.

[19:16:24] Mikoolo Ever had balut?

[19:16:40] Mikoolo Boiled duck embryo egg, GrungeBarbie.

[19:17:09] Mikoolo Or peenscataryans.

[20:00:14] Mikoolo Caucasian Ovcharka, a breed from georgia.

[20:00:33] Mikoolo Breeded to protect cattle from predators.

[20:01:09] Mikoolo I would rather recommend people get a pittbull over a ovcharka.

[20:01:29] Mikoolo Pittbulls got a bad rep but ovcharkas needs a steady and knowledgable owner.

[20:16:29] Mikoolo usually, not all the time.

[20:17:10] Mikoolo Have you seen more ugly cat owners than cute cat owners, ComputerTech?

[20:17:50] Mikoolo cat cafes doesn't count as an owner, ComputerTech.

[20:17:56] Mikoolo They are companies not people.

[20:20:45] Mikoolo You can't afford to pay him or the tax for keeping a wild animal as pet, foxy.

[20:33:13] Mikoolo Thats not walmart people, GrungeBarbie.

[20:33:44] Mikoolo s/on/in

[21:12:55] Mikoolo He's currently unavailable, foxy.

[21:13:35] Mikoolo ComputerTech will be back in a couple of hours, he did say brb 40 minutes ago, foxy.

[21:24:53] Mikoolo Glitter is banned.

[21:25:04] Mikoolo Name one good thing you can do with glitter, pankakes.

[21:25:23] Mikoolo Sorry, no male nudity allowed on the meeting.

[21:26:08] Mikoolo FUCK THAT.

[21:26:17] Mikoolo Twilight fans.

[21:26:19] Mikoolo pfff.

[21:26:39] Mikoolo I can kick you.

[21:27:57] Mikoolo Who is qchat_rizon_net, GrungeBarbie?

[21:28:15] Mikoolo Ah it's zuul/litero

[21:32:10] Mikoolo I haven't seen a pic h4, so I can't give her more than 1/10 personally.

[21:32:35] Mikoolo Thats eeeuuuuuw n0s3y|afk. She's irish.

[21:33:34] Mikoolo Yeah, thats the score you got from me, pankakes. I can't score something I haven't seen.

[21:34:37] Mikoolo I ment your butt, pankakes.

[21:37:39] Mikoolo .kb qchat_rizon_net schizo detected

[21:41:29] Mikoolo ^5 mrinfinity

[21:41:35] Mikoolo TEAM WORK!

[21:45:23] Mikoolo Your brb is like a hour+ long, ComputerTech.

[21:45:40] Mikoolo You should use bbl, ComputerTech.

[21:45:56] Mikoolo Is that a challenge, ComputerTech?

[21:46:16] Mikoolo I know he's challenged, n0s3y|afk.

[21:46:26] Mikoolo See you tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[21:47:19] Mikoolo A sober irish person is like a deaf man listening to music.

[22:03:48] Mikoolo Know why the best salt is within the boston bay GrungeBarbie?

[22:04:06] Mikoolo According to the british person, GrungeBarbie.

[22:04:46] Mikoolo It's because the boston bay salt is infused with tea that the traitor colonists threw into the water, GrungeBarbie.

[22:12:43] Mikoolo Ok

[22:12:44] Mikoolo Bed

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