IRC Driven

[08:16:54] Mikoolo A morning

[08:17:03] Mikoolo .w

[08:22:22] Mikoolo Bit too early in the morning ain't it?

[09:57:28] Mikoolo THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF GIRL TALK I APPROVE OF! WHERE IS THE TALK ABOUT "SUMMER DRESSES" AND "HAIR RIBBONS" AND MAKE UP AND PERFUME?

[09:57:44] Mikoolo Morning.

[09:58:03] Mikoolo A little bit.

[09:58:44] Mikoolo Translation: No.

[09:59:23] Mikoolo I'm out of the shower and getting dressed and about to head out.

[09:59:46] Mikoolo It's sunny for another hour here.

[10:00:07] Mikoolo .cc sunset lulea

[10:00:29] Mikoolo no

[10:00:33] Mikoolo But it's advancing.

[10:00:43] Mikoolo .cc sunrise lulea june 21st

[10:00:53] Mikoolo .cc sunrise lulea december 21st

[10:07:22] Mikoolo ComputerTech's mum wrote this song. https://youtu.be/PGx7Fx3KyYk

[10:07:27] Mikoolo OR dad.

[10:08:13] Mikoolo Oh, Philip, when you smile I am undone

[10:08:13] Mikoolo Pride is not the word I'm looking for

[10:08:13] Mikoolo My son, look at my son

[10:08:54] Mikoolo Hello Am Back.

[10:08:57] Mikoolo I'm Mikoolo.

[10:09:52] Mikoolo I'm gonna get you a bird pet, ComputerTech.

[10:09:55] Mikoolo An alaskan pigeon.

[10:10:15] Mikoolo .yt SNdgvCU15rQ

[10:10:18] Mikoolo There ComputerTech.

[10:16:15] Mikoolo s/red nosed/one eyed

[10:17:13] Mikoolo A character in the tv show or movie? Leave it to Beaver.

[10:17:16] Mikoolo .yt leave it to beaver

[10:17:53] Mikoolo No idea.

[10:17:58] Mikoolo Lets kickban it, ComputerTech!

[10:19:04] Mikoolo There are a few rules I live by.

[10:19:39] Mikoolo Anyone new that ComputerTech calls based is a weirdo, when in doubt blame ComputerTech, kickban first ask questions later depending on the targets next actions.

[10:20:57] Mikoolo I used linuxuser as an example.

[10:21:49] Mikoolo He also called me based multiple times.

[10:22:01] Mikoolo He clearly is not a great judge of who is based.

[10:22:41] Mikoolo Better emo than irish.

[10:22:54] Mikoolo They adopted emoish and can leave it.

[10:22:59] Mikoolo While you're born into being irish.

[10:23:03] Mikoolo And can't leave it.

[10:23:50] Mikoolo .cc when does the next bus leave from the closest busstop to my location?

[10:24:18] Mikoolo 6 minutes

[10:24:41] Mikoolo bbl

[11:40:00] Mikoolo I am home.

[11:40:18] Mikoolo I purchased the last 3 bottles of St Peters Creamstout.

[11:40:32] Mikoolo Hello Belstsander.

[11:40:36] Mikoolo Beltsander*

[11:41:03] Mikoolo Breathing and mobile, Sander.

[11:41:05] Mikoolo And you?

[11:41:45] Mikoolo I found a black one with tits on her back, h4.

[11:42:32] Mikoolo It was one of the results from "Walmart people" h4.

[11:43:16] Mikoolo Can't find the pic now but I found this instead, h4. https://i.imgur.com/MZabfTb.png

[11:44:01] Mikoolo This one made me think about pankakes, h4. https://i.imgur.com/CrjJzMU.jpeg

[11:45:32] Mikoolo She said she got it from going to the gym, h4.

[11:46:43] Mikoolo I don't click on tiktok links tho, Sander.

[11:47:37] Mikoolo or she grew into it.

[11:48:28] Mikoolo Just don't care about it.

[11:48:30] Mikoolo I don't.

[11:48:37] Mikoolo Ain't my body they are making that big.

[11:49:47] Mikoolo Theres fat and then theres american fat where the fat deposits even take up space on the forehead.

[11:56:57] Mikoolo I wonder if theres a dating app for pirates.

[12:17:50] Mikoolo Nah

[12:17:59] Mikoolo Europeans are on and about, fifel.

[12:31:59] Mikoolo I have a single malt whisky I bought 2 weeks ago.

[12:32:34] Mikoolo I do sleep.

[12:32:56] Mikoolo Babylon 5 > DS9

[12:33:52] Mikoolo Who kissed who wez?

[12:33:56] Mikoolo And what episode?

[12:41:18] Mikoolo Shoot it wez.

[12:41:29] Mikoolo SHOOT IT FOR THE GLORY OF THE GOOSE BROTHERHOOD!

[12:41:59] Mikoolo What do you call a good duck? A eaten one!

[12:45:42] Mikoolo Translation: Good morning.

[12:46:03] Mikoolo phonekait isn't properly socialized and english is her second language and someone tricked her into believing that penis means good morning.

[12:49:57] Mikoolo It's a bit butt, pankakes.

[12:49:59] Mikoolo big*

[12:50:57] Mikoolo It's a really big one.

[12:51:37] Mikoolo It made me think about you and your allegedly big 5/10 butt, pankakes.

[12:55:24] Mikoolo What?

[12:55:49] Mikoolo 4.5/10 now that you argued against it, pankakes.

[12:56:23] Mikoolo Move away from North South Wales then.

[13:45:26] Mikoolo All supermario games should be released on 3/10. Mar10.

[13:45:56] Mikoolo Theres your answer, esjay.

[14:03:15] Mikoolo I found a pic of pankakes and her big butt https://i.imgur.com/G4bmgIm.jpeg

[14:08:47] Mikoolo With their legs.

[14:09:13] Mikoolo I bet they need a map every time they do nr2 on the toilet.

[14:09:57] Mikoolo Should I listen to them, pankakes?

[14:11:53] Mikoolo It's just litero/zuul.

[14:14:27] Mikoolo And Pankakke wants you Peorth https://i.redd.it/vijvf4jo1um41.jpg sfw

[14:15:04] Mikoolo You've seen this before, pankakes. It's a pic of you.

[14:15:39] Mikoolo Peorth can confirm it contains a stack of pankakes, pankakes.

[14:16:24] Mikoolo Not even this pankakes? https://i.imgur.com/XGqcG2m.jpeg

[14:17:14] Mikoolo This is the perfect place for your honeymoon with h4, pankakes. https://i.imgur.com/k1Ry37A.jpeg

[14:18:46] Mikoolo The nr1 thing thats smuggled out of ireland the most https://i.imgur.com/wYS3mMR.jpeg

[14:20:33] Mikoolo This woman is obviously dating an irishman https://i.imgur.com/xftBWqP.jpeg

[14:22:38] Mikoolo pankakes do you say potato or potatoes?

[14:22:59] Mikoolo This is potatoes https://i.imgur.com/RxMaPzk.jpeg

[14:36:35] Mikoolo The new ROI national anthem pankakes. Heard it yet? https://youtu.be/q7uyKYeGPdE

[14:37:57] Mikoolo What about this then pankakes? https://youtu.be/yQ9IOEpGlr4

[14:40:12] Mikoolo Nice

[14:40:28] Mikoolo You've learned quite fast, pankakes.

[14:40:35] Mikoolo h4 will be proud of you.

[14:41:16] Mikoolo Should this one be proud of you then? https://i.imgur.com/XGqcG2m.jpeg

[14:41:33] Mikoolo It's 100% sfw.

[14:41:54] Mikoolo I do.

[14:41:56] Mikoolo not.

[14:42:36] Mikoolo Here's an naked orgy, pankakes https://i.imgur.com/eTWHrxx.jpeg

[14:42:51] Mikoolo You can see the moisture gleaming on their bodies.

[14:43:28] Mikoolo I don't believe you, pankakes.

[14:43:41] Mikoolo polite, timid and introverted.

[14:43:55] Mikoolo So you're a internet keyboard warrior like me?

[14:44:18] Mikoolo I'm shy, polite and helpful irl because it's so easy to break my nose there.

[14:45:19] Mikoolo I'm kinda like a big fluffy sleeping bear. I'll don't mind a lot of things but when shit hits the fan then I'm mauling people.

[14:47:59] Mikoolo ComputerTech, we can't have her with us on the boys get together.

[14:48:46] Mikoolo You can't, phonekait.

[14:49:08] Mikoolo ComputerTech is barely an adult. He can't decide that.

[14:49:30] Mikoolo You ain't a guy, phonekait.

[14:49:50] Mikoolo We won't say when or where it will happen.

[14:50:39] Mikoolo And then when I and h4 leave we'll tell you where it is so you can have a single date with ComputerTech, pankakes.

[14:52:47] Mikoolo Bye \g.

[14:53:43] Mikoolo I don't really speak japanese.

[14:54:13] Mikoolo I speak the most romantic language in the world tho, pankakes.

[14:54:17] Mikoolo Not fluently tho.

[14:54:34] Mikoolo He wasn't -e'd.

[14:54:41] Mikoolo No pankakes. I speak finnish.

[14:54:55] Mikoolo I see no point in learning japanese, \g.,

[14:56:53] Mikoolo Dutch is ugly af.

[14:57:29] Mikoolo pankakes https://vocaroo.com/180UySw6H8fS

[14:58:21] Mikoolo No.

[14:58:37] Mikoolo That sounds too much like an englishified pronounciation of älskling.

[14:59:04] Mikoolo Do you want to know what I said?

[14:59:17] Mikoolo You have a wonderfully potato like nose.

[15:01:11] Mikoolo I have no idea what you said.

[15:03:14] Mikoolo https://vocaroo.com/1ea6eXGVTA6S

[15:05:20] Mikoolo Good to know that Father Ted is from northern ireland.

[15:05:40] Mikoolo Tried to sound like Jack.

[15:09:15] Mikoolo Last one for a while now, pankakes. https://vocaroo.com/1fOW0Fbh7ApR

[15:10:37] Mikoolo In the later voice sure.

[15:10:47] Mikoolo I'll read the swedish empire wiki article.

[15:11:38] Mikoolo Thats just qchat/litero/zuul.

[15:11:50] Mikoolo Sweden was a super power during the medieval ages, Number1Stunna.

[15:12:38] Mikoolo This was the size of sweden during it's height, Number1Stunna. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/LocationSwedishEmpire.png/1024px-LocationSwedishEmpire.png

[15:13:54] Mikoolo We were also prots.

[15:30:10] Mikoolo I never feel bad about giving tip coz I never tip.

[15:31:58] Mikoolo I would tip if I was having a party at a bar/pub/restaurant and we were bothering the servers a lot with requests, esjay.

[15:32:01] Mikoolo Other than that? no.

[15:32:54] Mikoolo You got 3 faced angels Syndus? D:

[15:33:14] Mikoolo Thats what cherubs are, 3 faced angels.

[15:33:38] Mikoolo If you're thinking about the child angels they are called putto.

[15:34:30] Mikoolo This is a cherub, Syndus https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Tetramorph_meteora.jpg

[15:34:58] Mikoolo Heres another depiction of cherubs https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Cherubim_Bate.jpg

[15:37:15] Mikoolo meh

[15:37:26] Mikoolo Theres only one good skyrim mod.

[15:37:40] Mikoolo No

[15:37:44] Mikoolo Crimes against nature, Syndus.

[15:37:44] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/GA7QQtkSy4o

[15:37:46] Mikoolo This one

[15:38:29] Mikoolo https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/86902

[15:38:33] Mikoolo Link to the mod, Syndus.

[15:39:12] Mikoolo Ikea-Born, greatest player race ever.

[15:40:22] Mikoolo I play skinflute.

[15:40:34] Mikoolo I have my own that I jerk on.

[15:40:48] Mikoolo make good topics not bad ones, mrinfinity.

[15:41:23] Mikoolo SELF DEFENSE TIME!

[15:42:16] Mikoolo I would but not even the Titan Krio's microscope can find it, mrinfinity.

[15:42:28] Mikoolo Titan Krios *

[15:43:14] Mikoolo Crocus is a flower tho.

[15:44:04] Mikoolo Do less amphetamines and you'll be able to sleep at night instead for being up.

[16:42:52] Mikoolo My condolences.

[17:01:24] Mikoolo You'll feel a tad bit better if you kick Syndus, Jax.

[17:02:48] Mikoolo I hereby dub thee, kickbanned, Syndus.

[17:03:42] Mikoolo I gave you Syndus's ops, AlterEgo_.

[17:08:36] Mikoolo He also gets bitchy if people are rude to him when he's being rude, h4.

[17:09:13] Mikoolo And I didn't even do anything serious to him.

[17:11:05] Mikoolo Fensta he sure doesn't seem to handle banter himself then.

[17:12:13] Mikoolo He joined, called me a nonce then parted a day or two ago, Fensta.

[17:12:59] Mikoolo I got him on ignore, Fensta.

[17:13:13] Mikoolo He's apparently also mad about that, Fensta.

[17:16:08] Mikoolo James Hoffmann made a video about adding salt to coffee a long time ago, HelderHeid.

[17:16:38] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/9PUWQQ-joKE

[17:16:41] Mikoolo 3 years ago

[17:18:34] Mikoolo !request akick Fensta for not drinking coffee or tea

[17:19:43] Mikoolo AKSHUALLY! The normans from france brought cider to england.

[17:20:06] Mikoolo Or northern spain.

[17:20:19] Mikoolo Northern spain if we go by the roman empires records.

[17:21:16] Mikoolo And eating frog legs is apparently of english origin.

[17:21:40] Mikoolo I rather believe it was brought to england from the vikingsm, Fensta.

[17:22:45] Mikoolo 20k to 40k year old, invented in africa apparently, Fensta.

[17:23:14] Mikoolo The norwegians invented the cheese slicer.

[17:23:40] Mikoolo Sweden invented the combination wrench afaik.

[17:25:09] Mikoolo The Lawnmower is of english invention, Fensta.

[17:25:33] Mikoolo Steam locomotive too.

[17:25:54] Mikoolo Sell your license plate, \g.

[17:26:23] Mikoolo Lawnmower, Syndus.

[17:27:16] Mikoolo \g I recommend a rope and a high bridge. You can probably calculate how long the rope needs to be to snap your neck.

[17:27:51] Mikoolo Thats the way I plan to do the day I notice I got a brain infection or dementia from my metal wire.

[17:28:45] Mikoolo Too messy \g.

[17:29:00] Mikoolo True.

[17:29:07] Mikoolo May I ask why you're broke \g?

[17:29:59] Mikoolo Ouch

[17:31:25] Mikoolo Zero imagine if she finds a white guy and your daughter being raised by him if you off yourself.

[17:32:28] Mikoolo So orphanage or some relative that will take care of your daughter?

[17:33:14] Mikoolo Fishing accident then it is, Zero.

[17:33:24] Mikoolo Beer, a small row boat, fishing gear.

[17:33:27] Mikoolo Go out on that lake.

[17:33:36] Mikoolo Drink yourself dead drunk, Zero.

[17:35:10] Mikoolo Is it death by misadventure if your car would break down on the highway and you walked out to try to fix it and wham a 18 wheeler hits you as you step out from the car, Zero?

[17:36:11] Mikoolo You could drive around listening to police radio and monitor active shooter activities and head there and get shot, Zero?

[17:36:51] Mikoolo US insurance companies will refuse to pay for any reason.

[17:37:30] Mikoolo I recommend one of the legs rather than an arm, Zero.

[17:37:51] Mikoolo Theres some cool prostethics out on the market, zero.

[17:38:22] Mikoolo Change job to become a lumberjack, Zero.

[17:38:29] Mikoolo Have a chainsaw accident.

[17:38:31] Mikoolo At work.

[17:40:01] Mikoolo I plan to go out in the forest, naked, in June on my 80th year, Fensta.

[17:40:13] Mikoolo To find a female bear to attempt mating with.

[17:40:44] Mikoolo A irl friend already promised to join with a camera, Fensta.

[17:41:10] Mikoolo I told him that idea like 10 years ago and he still remembered it last year.

[17:41:21] Mikoolo When I brought it up when I got back home from my hospital stay.

[17:43:03] Mikoolo Make sure the banana peel is visible to onlookers.

[17:44:05] Mikoolo He's financially ruined after getting that 1000usd license plate, esjay.

[17:45:13] Mikoolo Me losing an eye and getting the metal wire in my brain hasn't made me suicidal tho.

[17:46:57] Mikoolo Thats Jesus the taco seller, not Jesus the "saviour" coz that one died on his 33rd year of life.

[17:47:43] Mikoolo And a bunch of god botheres get his attention all the time, LoneWolf367.

[17:47:49] Mikoolo He never gets to rest.

[17:48:02] Mikoolo botherers*

[17:50:08] Mikoolo What would negligent discharge of your firearm when cleaning it be cathegorized as, Zero?

[17:51:24] Mikoolo Seems like you have no way to make it painless, Zero.

[17:51:32] Mikoolo Yes phonekait?

[17:52:15] Mikoolo They probably got suicide protector nets around those, zero.

[17:52:57] Mikoolo He'd need to be a cop to make it look accidental, LoneWolf367.

[17:53:04] Mikoolo But that would probably misadventure too.

[17:53:30] Mikoolo It's a US insurance policy.

[17:53:47] Mikoolo They won't even cover stuff like "Acts of God."

[17:54:27] Mikoolo If Zero was driving his car on the highway and a boeing would crash right into him the insurance company would claim it was an act of god.

[17:56:30] Mikoolo Get one.

[17:56:54] Mikoolo Chances are that your wife or your sister will spend it all on clothes or a nice luxury car anyway, \g.

[17:58:40] Mikoolo That would be misadventure.

[17:59:45] Mikoolo I know a way now, zero.

[18:00:04] Mikoolo Become a gay prostitute, get AIDS, don't take your meds and die from a cold, Zero.

[18:00:50] Mikoolo Or die from having too rough anal sex with a ruptured colon, Zero.

[18:01:20] Mikoolo Septic shock from accidental colon perforation.

[18:01:34] Mikoolo That would be misadventure, Fensta.

[18:02:19] Mikoolo You gotta face it, Zero. You won't score both.

[18:02:39] Mikoolo Unless you really die from an accident. Like getting side reared by a 18 wheeler.

[18:02:49] Mikoolo While in your car.

[18:02:56] Mikoolo that would be misadventure, pankakes.

[18:03:37] Mikoolo Do you have someone that will delete your computer content incase of your death, Zero?

[18:05:19] Mikoolo She ment you.

[18:05:24] Mikoolo meant*

[18:05:49] Mikoolo The line between hate and love is very thin.

[18:06:42] Mikoolo Didn't bother watching it, Zero. The best anime live action movie is Dragonball and nothing can beat it.

[18:07:32] Mikoolo I do love hentai, Fensta. Friends is a great hentai with loads of hot chicks in it.

[18:07:55] Mikoolo You don't want to know, pankakes.

[18:08:13] Mikoolo dusturbing to h4*

[18:09:06] Mikoolo pankakes you'll like this https://youtu.be/OFQQALduhzA

[18:09:29] Mikoolo Filthy Frank is great.

[18:09:31] Mikoolo Yes Zero

[18:09:54] Mikoolo Filthy Frank ain't vtubers, h4.

[18:10:38] Mikoolo Zero you could go the way the french guy did. Fall of and land ass first on a bollard.

[18:11:54] Mikoolo Did you check the link I sent you in pm Zero?

[18:13:30] Mikoolo And the machine that made chest compressions, Zero.

[18:28:35] Mikoolo That looks self inflicted, foxy.

[18:30:55] Mikoolo He's dumb af too.

[18:31:03] Mikoolo Harassing the place for two days then rob it.

[18:31:52] Mikoolo .k pankakes no

[18:32:15] Mikoolo I even tried /kick pankakes.

[18:32:33] Mikoolo If you weren't injured I'd carry you away, foxy.

[18:33:36] Mikoolo I hope you use gnocchi and not tagliatelli or spaghetti for it, pankakes.

[18:34:10] Mikoolo Gnocchi is the only pasta thats is approved by the irish food and health safety bureau, pankakes.

[18:34:13] Mikoolo Coz it's made from potatos.

[18:34:56] Mikoolo I've been called worse things, potatokakes.

[18:37:55] Mikoolo I found pankakes's actuall butt now. Someone gave it to me after she posted it in a different channel months ago https://i.imgur.com/x1nGkmg.jpg

[18:49:47] Mikoolo Thats freeze dried cheesecake from the 50's.

[18:50:31] Mikoolo Still completely edible as long as they were stored at a cool temperature and sealed from air.

[18:51:01] Mikoolo Never had it.

[19:18:50] Mikoolo And there this evening is ruined.

[19:19:30] Mikoolo I agree, h4.

[19:24:19] Mikoolo Their entire bodies stings after being stoned, Fensta.

[19:32:53] Mikoolo Typing !reload in 2 seconds on a phone must be world record.

[19:33:30] Mikoolo You're on a tablet, ComputerTech. Unless you bought a smartphone recently.

[19:33:41] Mikoolo Or a laptop incase you never found your tablet again.

[19:34:24] Mikoolo mIRC via ZNC.

[19:35:11] Mikoolo She's not blonde, foxy. Can't be ComputerTech's gf.

[19:35:58] Mikoolo nsfw, Here's ComputerTech's gf https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/691ceaa4c82048ab504d35479f6b775a

[19:37:45] Mikoolo Did you like that blonde I posted, ComputerTech?

[19:41:14] Mikoolo ComputerTech pankakes posted her real butt, wanna see the picture?

[19:41:58] Mikoolo ComputerTech, pankakes posted this pic of her butt earlier today nsfw https://i.imgur.com/x1nGkmg.jpg

[19:42:37] Mikoolo He called you disgusting, pankakes :(

[19:42:59] Mikoolo ^5 h4

[19:52:17] Mikoolo lol

[19:53:14] Mikoolo What did he do, h4?

[19:53:44] Mikoolo Bye pankakes.

[19:56:20] Mikoolo gz h4

[19:57:31] Mikoolo You're like 11 months early with that, pankakes.

[20:00:12] Mikoolo The pic of her ass was more like a -1/10, h4.

[20:01:17] Mikoolo You're really early with that too, pankakes.

[20:01:57] Mikoolo .yt halloween halloween

[20:02:01] Mikoolo WRONG

[20:02:26] Mikoolo Here pankakes https://youtu.be/yOAl0enE7kI

[20:02:52] Mikoolo Happy St Patricks Day pankakes!

[20:07:32] Mikoolo That makes it premediated.

[20:48:36] Mikoolo .yt filipino franl

[20:49:02] Mikoolo Wrong video.

[20:49:45] Mikoolo Is pankakes a scriptkiddie?

[20:58:04] Mikoolo Spike he apologized for making you look bad by denying your gay relationship.

[20:58:36] Mikoolo You should join them, monery.

[20:59:00] Mikoolo I got the duck!

[20:59:04] Mikoolo ^5 GrungeBarbie

[21:12:03] Mikoolo drunk*

[21:35:12] Mikoolo She doesn't drink alcohol, ComputerTech.

[21:35:14] Mikoolo iirc

[21:35:33] Mikoolo D:

[21:35:49] Mikoolo See, I remember correctly.

[21:36:04] Mikoolo .kb ComputerTech nou

[21:36:25] Mikoolo Those are the irish-americans, GrungeBarbie.

[21:37:15] Mikoolo More like, Sound of Ghughguhghahwarghh

[21:37:40] Mikoolo What kind of makeup?

[21:37:47] Mikoolo And what colour on the nails?

[21:38:10] Mikoolo Glitter is forbidden so no.

[21:38:19] Mikoolo It is.

[21:38:35] Mikoolo ComputerTech, we heard you invited pankakes to our Guys meet.

[21:38:51] Mikoolo Don't worry, ComputerTech. Me and h4 will leave so you can be alone with pankakes.

[21:39:12] Mikoolo Don't worry, ComputerTech. You can have her all for yourself.

[21:39:26] Mikoolo pankakes is young, ComputerTech.

[21:39:40] Mikoolo She's younger than me, ComputerTech.

[21:39:54] Mikoolo She can still bear children at that age, ComputerTech.

[21:40:35] Mikoolo Both I and h4 are kinda afraid of her, ComputerTech.

[21:40:43] Mikoolo She might set stuff on fire and blame us.

[21:41:17] Mikoolo see pankakes. He's compensating for you. A trip for just you and him.

[21:41:57] Mikoolo I set one.

[21:42:00] Mikoolo The com*!*.

[21:42:32] Mikoolo It's ok to piss of swedes, phonekait.

[21:42:46] Mikoolo Just don't piss off the finnish people.

[21:43:21] Mikoolo They are all certified knife carriers, GrungeBarbie.

[21:43:34] Mikoolo What hair?

[21:43:51] Mikoolo I think she's braiding my pubes, ComputerTech.

[21:44:09] Mikoolo They ain't that long, pankakes.

[21:44:40] Mikoolo I got arm hair, finger hair, hand hair, ass hair, chest hair, back hair, leg hair, pubes, toe hair, feet hair.

[21:44:48] Mikoolo Armpit hair too.

[21:45:07] Mikoolo I got hair growing on the back of my hands yes.

[21:45:44] Mikoolo That ain't long either, pankakes.

[21:48:47] Mikoolo ComputerTech, your parents wrote this song https://youtu.be/PGx7Fx3KyYk

[21:55:12] Mikoolo This is pankakes singing to h4 https://youtu.be/QA91TE6eMfw

[22:02:43] Mikoolo Zucchini is better than eggplant, GrungeBarbie.

[22:03:25] Mikoolo Aubergine*

[22:03:33] Mikoolo Forgot zucchini was squash.

[22:05:24] Mikoolo You said a cheeseburger, you didn't exclude or specify a specific cheeseburger, Fensta.

[22:05:38] Mikoolo I fullfilled your request.

[22:05:43] Mikoolo You got 2 left.

[22:06:13] Mikoolo You got 1 left, Fensta.

[22:06:35] Mikoolo No ComputerTech.

[22:06:56] Mikoolo Doesn't work that way, Fensta is the one who holds the power over me right now, ComputerTech.

[22:07:02] Mikoolo You should read up on genies.

[22:07:19] Mikoolo Thats already been done, Fensta.

[22:07:38] Mikoolo There is peace and happiness on the planet mars, Fensta.

[22:08:37] Mikoolo All your 3 wishes have been fullfilled now, Fensta.

[22:10:53] Mikoolo Ok since no one rubbed the lamp to gain 3 wishes I'll head to bed instead.

[22:11:28] Mikoolo Fine.

[22:11:39] Mikoolo What is thine bidding, GrungeBarbie? You can have 3 wishes.

[22:12:24] Mikoolo Theres no war on venus, mrinfinity.

[22:12:29] Mikoolo Theres no murder either.

[22:12:44] Mikoolo Theres no crime going on in venus.

[22:12:52] Mikoolo Seems like a peacefull planet to me.

[22:13:20] Mikoolo You're too slow GrungeBarbie. My contracted break is on now.

[22:13:49] Mikoolo If you're quick I can give them to you now, GrungeBarbie.

[22:14:33] Mikoolo Does this good job require movement and heavy lifting or do you wish to have one where you do not have to do anything, GrungeBarbie?

[22:15:11] Mikoolo No movement and heavy lifting then. And a good job. And decent dental.

[22:17:16] Mikoolo Ah you can't speak GrungeBarbie, I'll come back in a few years to see if you can communicate with me telepathically coz you got 1 wish left. Also, hope you don't starve to death before then!

[22:17:57] Mikoolo Mannequins can't speak or walk around. Just stand there at the clothes store.

[22:18:04] Mikoolo Anyway bbl

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