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[05:23:50] Zero man

[05:23:54] Zero i don't want to go to work tomorrow

[05:24:01] Zero it's gonna be raining sideways

[05:24:09] Zero But if I don't go tomorrow then I have to go Thursday

[05:24:11] Zero Which I deffo don't want

[05:24:37] Zero u

[05:31:32] Zero !bang

[05:31:43] Zero this sucks

[05:31:47] Zero way to pad Chanstats

[05:32:04] Zero .kb duckhunt

[05:32:36] Zero :^)

[05:32:49] Zero You haven't shown me any hot women yet

[05:32:51] Zero So no!

[05:35:18] Zero Not picky

[05:35:21] Zero I have standards

[05:35:23] Zero :^)

[05:42:01] Zero sounds about right

[15:23:26] Zero hi

[15:31:25] Zero speaking of GPS

[15:31:40] Zero I saw a video about this dumb priest that liked floating around on a lawn chair attached to hundreds of balloons

[15:31:51] Zero Not a terrible idea except A. He didn't have a parachute

[15:32:02] Zero And 2. He had no idea how to operate the GPS he was provided

[15:32:32] Zero So when his chair drifted over the ocean, he had no way of letting his rescuers know where he was. They lost contact with him 40 mi over the ocean

[15:33:28] Zero Well they found the chair and balloons in the ocean a few days later, and found the lower half of his body months later

[15:33:43] Zero Probably not

[15:33:56] Zero At least the local wildlife had a good time

[15:34:14] Zero Sure

[15:34:17] Zero God would be proud(?)

[15:34:23] Zero idk if God cares about feeding animals

[15:38:41] Zero .u mdo

[16:08:10] Zero -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[16:08:14] Zero There ya go

[16:08:29] Zero !rearm h4

[16:08:47] Zero Guess not

[16:09:13] Zero I'll take a cup of hot chocolate with an espresso shot and a double shot of maker's mark

[16:09:49] Zero I like my coffee like I like my women

[16:10:11] Zero bitter, cold, and black as the ace of spades

[16:16:34] Zero I always thought coke was a general whiskey mixer but

[16:16:39] Zero Maker's Mark + coke tastes fuckin terrible

[16:16:56] Zero Maybe because maker's mark is already a little sweet

[16:17:33] Zero damn wtf

[16:17:41] Zero Bohemian Rhapsody movie was 6 years ago?

[16:17:56] Zero Always

[16:18:11] Zero I need to get back in shape before it becomes too difficult

[16:18:46] Zero End3r: I'll give it a try tonight, I think I still have some Sprite

[16:19:00] Zero h4: 35 in April

[16:19:11] Zero Mikoolo: I added those to my Plex a few weeks ago

[16:19:22] Zero There's a new Ducktales too

[16:19:52] Zero There's a live action Chip N Dale movie too

[16:19:57] Zero I didn't hate it

[16:20:12] Zero Ugly Sonic is in it for some reason lol

[16:21:30] Zero vfx used to be pretty expensive

[16:21:34] Zero Now apparently it's cheaper than practical

[16:22:45] Zero Yeah

[16:22:54] Zero I remember being absolutely blown away by Reboot as a kid

[16:22:56] Zero But today

[16:22:57] Zero Oh boy

[16:24:04] Zero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEJWmxWkKw

[16:24:28] Zero I guess if you consider that it came out in 1994, it still looks good with that in mind

[16:24:57] Zero Better than Playstation graphics at least, which came out that year

[16:26:01] Zero 4 years

[16:26:38] Zero Meanwhile the newer CGI lion king took like a year and a half

[16:26:54] Zero I think OG lion king was 100% hand animated

[16:49:14] Zero Speaking of blasphemy

[16:49:19] Zero You guys ever think about

[16:49:22] Zero The mental health of Jesus Christ

[16:49:44] Zero Why do you say that

[16:49:44] Zero lol

[16:50:03] Zero There's plenty of historical evidence suggesting he was real

[16:50:06] Zero Most people agree he was real

[16:50:15] Zero Now whether he was a messiah or whatever

[16:50:18] Zero That's a whole different story

[16:50:33] Zero Anyway

[16:50:34] Zero I thought

[16:50:53] Zero What if he was just some random dude with mental health issues that was able to successfully convince the world he was The One

[16:51:04] Zero Like he was Floridaman before Florida

[16:51:32] Zero .wiki mental health of jesus

[16:51:36] Zero No wiki?

[16:51:40] Zero f

[16:51:47] Zero $w mental health of jesus

[16:52:03] Zero I just randomly googled it and there's a whole ass wikipedia article on it

[17:02:02] Zero Jesus fuck

[17:02:05] Zero I just remoted into this lady's machine

[17:02:10] Zero She's got 10 kids

[17:02:47] Zero Let me introduce you to this wonderful drug

[17:02:48] Zero It's called

[17:02:51] Zero snip snip

[17:03:15] Zero Yeah I'd assume they do

[17:03:20] Zero They're all sitting in front of this massive christmas tree

[17:03:30] Zero In matching pajamas

[17:03:53] Zero They wouldn't be sitting in front of a massive christmas tree in matching pajamas if that were the case

[17:04:04] Zero They'd be sitting in front of a small jank christmas tree with holes in their socks and shirts

[17:04:07] Zero nobody matching

[17:04:11] Zero everyone wearing hand-me-downs

[17:15:30] Zero Yeah my baby came out white

[17:15:47] Zero What's the deal with the "Han Solo shot first" controversy

[17:34:02] Zero Mikoolo: There was a restriction in California where residents needed to get background checks when purchasing ammo, which meant we could no longer order ammo online and have it shipped to our homes. We had to go to stores and purchase the ammo there

[17:34:13] Zero The law was deemed unconstititional last week, meaning folks could order online

[17:34:17] Zero Now there is a national ammo shortage

[17:34:18] Zero lol

[17:34:31] Zero Yeah

[17:34:36] Zero I reiterated to point out the ammo shortage

[17:34:46] Zero I am

[17:34:58] Zero Who are you?

[17:35:12] Zero Where's the milk

[17:36:15] Zero lol I saw a meme where the dad actually went out to get milk and cigarettes and got isekaied and his goal was to get home

[17:40:43] Zero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFZl-ymCVnw I'm way too invested in this Jujutsu Kaisen/Toy Story crossover

[17:41:45] Zero lol bodyslamming trucks

[17:51:32] Zero Tesla owner is pulled over by cops for driving down the highway while wearing new Apple Vision computer glasses

[17:54:47] Zero Yeah Mikoolo

[17:54:51] Zero You can see through them well enough

[17:54:56] Zero But it's still a distraction

[17:55:21] Zero The car was driving btw

[17:55:55] Zero I don't like Brownlee

[17:56:01] Zero He's an Apple shill

[17:56:10] Zero And his hands are hideous, yet he insists on being the only hand model for his channels

[17:56:29] Zero Because you're into disgusting hands?

[17:56:42] Zero Because he's an Apple shill?

[18:07:10] Zero https://chi.streetsblog.org/2024/01/16/hit-and-run-driver-killed-vesmo-bernard-hanks-jr-25-who-was-reportedly-fleeing-a-police-stop-on-foot

[18:07:29] Zero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQU46ujzeJk

[18:07:45] Zero Bro runs out into the street and gets hit by the rear of the semi, the driver more than likely had no idea he hit anyone

[18:07:48] Zero I guarantee he didn't feel shit

[18:27:33] Zero [10:17] <@Fensta> big tits arent found on skinny women

[18:27:39] Zero They absolutely are lol

[18:27:52] Zero Not quite as often as thicker women ofc

[18:28:01] Zero But skinny women with big tits exist just as big women with small tits exist

[18:29:02] Zero I am no boss

[18:29:09] Zero I'm just here

[18:29:22] Zero esjay is the boss

[18:29:47] Zero tits are fat though

[18:29:52] Zero if you're anorexic the fat will be gone lol

[18:30:07] Zero Fake tits? No thanks

[18:30:36] Zero Also not clicking because I dont click fake tits

[18:30:39] Zero ComputerTech learned that

[18:31:34] Zero What I rarely see is a skinny girl with a big ass

[18:31:41] Zero Much rarer than a skinny girl with big boobles

[18:32:16] Zero Go get your BBL

[18:32:20] Zero You know you wanna

[18:32:30] Zero You'll be one of those people on the airplane laying on your stomach

[18:32:42] Zero I don't think they're that dangerous if you go to someone certified to do them

[18:32:52] Zero Just don't go get your butt injected with rubber cement in a back alley somewhere

[18:32:54] Zero That's dangerous

[18:33:18] Zero https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/28/woman-who-enhanced-butts-with-glue-and-cement-gets-10-years-for-manslaughter/

[18:33:21] Zero That's a thing

[18:35:03] Zero sup

[18:39:02] Zero I don't know if that's a "serious" thing though

[18:56:36] Zero dang i have 290 hours of pto

[18:58:48] Zero I wish I could offload PTO

[18:59:00] Zero They require we use a certain amount by the end of the year since they only want us rolling over 2 weeks worth max

[18:59:50] Zero .cc 1h*.45

[19:00:00] Zero .cc .45 hours to minutes

[19:00:15] Zero 290 hours and 27 minutes

[20:00:30] Zero f

[22:06:24] Zero hm

[22:06:30] Zero taxes done

[22:10:51] Zero i owe $2k federal but getting $10k from state

[22:10:57] Zero taxes such a scam

[22:11:27] Zero The more you make the more you're taxed I guess

[22:11:51] Zero damn if I didn't have a kid in September I'd probably owe more like $6k federal

[22:12:23] Zero child tax credit to the rescue

[22:14:12] Zero What's the 1099 for I forget

[22:14:35] Zero Oh wait 1099 is the regular form you fill out

[22:14:37] Zero With your W-2 info

[22:14:38] Zero Right

[22:14:43] Zero o

[22:14:56] Zero Oh, for where you don't have a W-2

[22:16:21] Zero I do all my shit through turbotax and while it shows you the form number on each page, I never pay attention to it

[22:16:23] Zero I probably should

[22:18:16] Zero No the IRA bombed the pubs

[22:18:16] Zero lol

[22:18:33] Zero IRS just holds citizens by their ankles and dumps money out

[22:18:55] Zero And then will send you a check if they took too much or a bill when they didn't take enough

[22:19:11] Zero I think taxing already taxed money is the biggest fucking load of bullshit and it makes me hate this country

[22:19:15] Zero Things like

[22:19:17] Zero Estate tax

[22:19:59] Zero Unclaimed tax money because people aren't cashing the checks the IRS is sending back

[22:20:05] Zero (Or the IRS isn't properly sending the checks

[22:20:07] Zero )

[22:23:42] Zero sipppppp

[22:24:50] Zero I have no idea what you're talking about

[22:28:07] Zero Dunno

[22:31:24] Zero Oh

[22:31:28] Zero I downloaded Hackers a few weeks ago

[22:31:32] Zero Dunno when I'll have time to watch it

[22:35:39] Zero tbf

[22:36:01] Zero I only downloaded it because I was watching Linus Tech Tips stream where Luke was telling Linus Hackers was awesome and Linus was like "This movie sucks"

[22:36:05] Zero And Linus usually has poor taste in things

[22:36:09] Zero So I figured it was probably not terrible

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