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[15:37:26] Zero hi

[15:37:48] Zero I missed the racist shenanigans

[15:37:55] Zero Probably for the best

[15:38:27] Zero odd breakfast

[15:38:55] Zero Ok time for work. My boss has covid so I should be able to IRC there

[15:38:55] Zero bbs

[17:19:08] Zero I have arrived at werk!

[17:19:39] Zero what's salmon steak

[17:19:42] Zero i know salmon

[17:19:43] Zero i know steak

[17:19:48] Zero i do not know salmon steak

[17:20:26] Zero Oh yeah no that's cool just ignore my question

[17:20:41] Zero Look at me

[17:20:42] Zero Hey

[17:20:47] Zero Hey listen

[17:20:50] Zero Answer my fuckin question

[17:21:15] Zero but steak is beef

[17:21:18] Zero salmon has beef?

[17:27:09] Zero sry pls bbq saus

[17:27:36] Zero Dang

[17:27:39] Zero Background checks are back

[17:27:42] Zero That didn't last long

[17:28:02] Zero u last too long

[17:28:06] Zero it is a blessing and a curse

[17:28:11] Zero s/u/i

[17:28:14] Zero cirse

[17:28:15] Zero lul

[17:28:43] Zero butt stuff is gross

[17:28:52] Zero only people that like poo like butt stuff

[17:29:25] Zero no

[17:29:42] Zero is it sfw

[17:29:44] Zero oh

[17:29:51] Zero pm me it i will watch at home

[17:30:20] Zero Or you can $tell it

[17:30:26] Zero To satisfy h4

[17:43:40] Zero $tell Zero watch this nsfw thing mikoolo posted. something to do with anuses probably? dutch dildos perhaps? https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/09/09/a3c7fc19c4e9c7c8.mp4

[17:43:46] Zero Aw

[17:44:14] Zero :|

[17:44:38] Zero I should have known, it was shared by Mikoolo

[17:44:42] Zero I expected dutch dildos though

[17:44:43] Zero this is much worse

[17:44:57] Zero lol

[17:45:37] Zero Butt stuff is like

[17:45:38] Zero anal

[17:45:53] Zero Touching butts and liking butts is not butt stuff

[17:46:01] Zero butt stuff only involves the things in and that come out of butts

[17:46:31] Zero solar flare!

[17:46:50] Zero i did solar flare once

[17:47:10] Zero Very well

[17:50:00] Zero is imgur still shit

[17:50:05] Zero i know it was throwing 404 errors

[17:50:15] Zero https://imgur.com/8oKKhnr

[17:53:51] Zero I didn't know they had tacos in the UK

[17:54:50] Zero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCx3MBITMZY You could see why I would believe that though

[17:55:01] Zero HelderHeid is Mexican?

[17:55:24] Zero It'sl ike

[17:55:27] Zero The people in teh vid I posted

[17:55:31] Zero Have never seen tacos in their lives

[18:26:56] Zero can i pet that dog

[18:34:05] Zero what's a toby keith

[18:35:00] Zero dang cancer

[18:42:58] Zero what's a kvarg

[18:45:43] Zero what's yogurth

[18:46:03] Zero lol

[18:47:19] Zero sounds like yogurt

[18:47:38] Zero spread

[18:47:41] Zero is that like margarine

[18:47:50] Zero i hate margarine

[18:48:06] Zero give me the real shit

[18:48:32] Zero My mom would always tell us it's made out of plastic

[18:48:35] Zero lol

[18:49:17] Zero margarine, american cheese, miracle whip

[18:49:29] Zero The trifecta of shit I grew up on and will never eat again because it's all fucking disgusting

[18:49:43] Zero cheese wiz or whatever

[18:50:00] Zero i'm pretty sure it's derrived fromamerican cheese

[18:50:43] Zero I dislike it but I'll eat it

[18:50:55] Zero Fortunately my wife knows how to make whipped cream from scratch and actually likes doing it

[18:52:23] Zero It's easy to make whipped cream, sure

[18:52:27] Zero A 6 year old can do it, sure

[18:52:31] Zero If they actually learn how

[18:52:36] Zero Most people don't learn how

[18:52:40] Zero And thus can't make it

[18:52:58] Zero Yes

[18:53:11] Zero You'd be surprised how many people globally don't know that

[18:53:11] Zero lol

[18:54:34] Zero Oh I do, but I refuse to cook

[18:54:50] Zero Yeah

[18:54:59] Zero When I say cook

[18:55:01] Zero I mean meal prep

[18:55:06] Zero Any kind

[18:55:07] Zero Whatsoever

[18:55:17] Zero If it doesn't involve slam dunking something into the microwave

[18:55:19] Zero I ain't doin it

[18:55:52] Zero Preparing food is like my #1 most disliked "chore"

[18:56:05] Zero I don't, my wife makes tea for me and I only drink coffee at work

[18:56:46] Zero FYI

[18:56:53] Zero At the start of COVID

[18:56:57] Zero I was 170 lbs

[18:57:05] Zero 2 years in I hit 206 I think

[18:57:11] Zero From eating nothing but fast food

[18:57:20] Zero Because most of teh stores were in short supply of most things around me

[18:57:29] Zero My baby was born almost 4 years in tho

[18:57:58] Zero I am shifting into dad bod

[18:58:04] Zero I really need to start working out

[18:58:14] Zero Need to order some workout equipment too

[18:58:26] Zero Spending stuff on something I don't want to do kinda adds a bit of enticement to actually do it

[18:58:31] Zero Otherwise I'm wasting money

[18:58:35] Zero And we all know how much I hate doing that :^)

[19:00:52] Zero Most core exercises are pretty brutal

[19:01:12] Zero Its why most people have a weak core

[19:01:16] Zero They focus on things like arms and legs

[19:01:42] Zero Yep lol

[19:02:03] Zero Not even about knocking out

[19:02:04] Zero But like

[19:02:09] Zero Arms and legs also show more than stomach

[19:02:21] Zero You can burn bellyfat without doing core exercises

[19:02:33] Zero By doing things like ltos of cardio

[19:02:41] Zero Core exercises are more for toning the abdomen

[19:02:48] Zero Get them washboard abs

[19:02:53] Zero grate cheese on them

[19:06:03] Zero wat

[19:06:39] Zero "More in the kitchen than in the gym"

[19:06:43] Zero While diet is important

[19:06:46] Zero gym is far more important

[19:06:57] Zero You can eat like shit and still have a six pack, eating like shit just means you have to work that much harder to achieve it

[19:07:14] Zero Yeah I used to be in great shape

[19:07:44] Zero Nope, I haven't worked out in a minute while I continue eating like shit

[19:07:57] Zero I've had it before lol

[19:08:10] Zero Back when I was actually in shape and sexy af I was eating takeout 3x a week

[19:08:24] Zero Like I said

[19:08:26] Zero When you eat like shit

[19:08:29] Zero You have to work that much harder

[19:08:34] Zero The status quo won't do it

[19:08:42] Zero I'm talking like working out 3x a day

[19:09:04] Zero HelderHeid: Not when you eat like shit!

[19:10:17] Zero Necessary recovery period is reduced when taking a good pre and post workout

[19:10:19] Zero I love isoflex

[19:10:48] Zero Frogorg No shit

[19:10:59] Zero I'm just saying A. It's possible and B. Working out is more important

[19:12:32] Zero I mean

[19:12:35] Zero I never said it was a good idea either

[19:12:36] Zero lol

[19:12:51] Zero Eating bad is a terrible habit

[19:12:59] Zero But sometimes it's an unavoidable thing

[19:15:12] Zero lol Mikoolo

[19:15:15] Zero I've been changing my wife

[19:15:18] Zero Ever since we started dating

[19:15:37] Zero She now knows not to buy that garbage

[19:15:49] Zero Instead now opting to make it from scratch too

[19:15:57] Zero She still eats American cheese though, dunno if I can kick that shitty habit

[19:16:06] Zero I don't buy it so she can't eat it on my dime at least

[19:21:48] Zero Yeah Mikoolo

[19:21:57] Zero I'm subbed to NileRed

[19:22:05] Zero I should probably sub to NileBlue too

[19:22:33] Zero velveeta cheese is like govt cheese

[19:22:34] Zero gross

[19:22:44] Zero Mikoolo: It wasn't that different I don't think

[19:22:57] Zero It's like when he made chocolate

[19:23:20] Zero I do prefer when he uses chemistry to cook

[19:23:25] Zero Like when he made hot sauce, soda etc

[19:23:39] Zero i think he turned a plastic glove into grape soda

[19:23:49] Zero oh what did he turn the plastic glove into

[19:24:11] Zero he made alcohol too I think

[19:28:37] Zero .w

[19:28:39] Zero o

[19:28:45] Zero .register_location 90502

[19:28:48] Zero .w

[19:28:56] Zero .f

[19:29:02] Zero what the fuck

[19:29:07] Zero it's not suppposed to rain thurs and fri

[19:29:12] Zero there's a nilegreen?

[19:37:48] Zero There was lots of flooding yesterday

[19:37:55] Zero Which was why I worked from home

[19:38:08] Zero No

[19:38:11] Zero The route to work

[19:38:14] Zero Streetsa nd highways

[19:38:25] Zero I work like 40mi from home, almost in a different county

[19:51:25] Zero Lots of insurance companies are leaving California

[19:51:38] Zero Including the one I work for, I don't think they allow new policies to be opened here

[19:51:42] Zero But HQ is still in California

[19:52:16] Zero hah

[19:52:21] Zero My company did RTO and then layoffs

[19:52:28] Zero But the layoffs werent' related to RTO

[19:59:33] Zero HelderHeid: I mean there are still options

[19:59:34] Zero Just

[19:59:36] Zero Really shitty options

[19:59:46] Zero Shitty/expensive/etc

[19:59:55] Zero It's difficult to shop around now

[20:00:14] Zero You're not wrong

[20:00:29] Zero When I think to stay home during the rain

[20:00:32] Zero It's not because I'm afraid of the rain

[20:00:37] Zero It's because I'm afraid of other people in the rain

[20:00:56] Zero Passed like 7 different car wrecks on teh way into the office

[20:00:58] Zero esjay: For sure

[20:01:27] Zero People think they can still drive at 85 mph when it's raining sideways

[20:01:33] Zero Traction? What's traction?

[20:02:27] Zero I miss my carpool buddy

[20:02:30] Zero I got my bro in law a job here

[20:02:45] Zero We used to ride in together

[20:02:48] Zero But they moved him out to Oklahoma

[20:03:01] Zero So now I'm back to solo bolo

[20:04:56] Zero 6 months ago hmm

[20:05:02] Zero was that the "hurricane"

[20:05:14] Zero yeah i remember

[20:05:33] Zero We've had hurricanes before lol

[20:05:36] Zero They're just really fuckin rare

[20:05:43] Zero Yeah like that

[20:05:45] Zero In 1934 I think

[20:05:52] Zero Lots of people died

[20:06:08] Zero Wasn't so bad in Los Angeles tho

[20:06:10] Zero Some flooding sure

[20:06:54] Zero Well yeah

[20:07:10] Zero Yeah I put hurricane in quotes for a reason

[20:07:15] Zero It wasn't like a Florida hurricane

[20:07:20] Zero It was fairly tame

[20:07:29] Zero But it was a lot for California

[20:07:42] Zero Kinda like when temps get to the mid 30s in Los Angeles

[20:07:45] Zero People start flipping the fuck out

[20:07:47] Zero Because that ain't normal

[20:07:55] Zero Sorry

[20:07:57] Zero 30s F

[20:07:58] Zero So like 0 C

[20:08:07] Zero 30C is more normal

[20:08:47] Zero In our defense

[20:08:53] Zero It's because we don't ever get "actual weather"

[20:08:53] Zero lol

[20:09:02] Zero It's usually "Feels good" or "Feels fuckin hot"

[20:09:13] Zero When it snows, people freak out

[20:09:19] Zero When it rains, people freak out

[20:09:23] Zero When it's super windy, people freak out

[20:09:57] Zero You'd think it was the end of the world when that tornado happened a couple years ago

[20:10:07] Zero I don't even think it touched down

[20:10:29] Zero Berdoo lol

[20:10:31] Zero That's where Billy lives

[20:10:44] Zero $tell ComputerTech Gentle reminder that billy is gay

[20:11:15] Zero Billy

[20:11:25] Zero Good

[20:15:12] Zero ok i'm gonna go find a coworker to go to lunch with me bbs

[20:55:06] Zero Fuckers went to lunch without me

[20:55:18] Zero So I just got a shitty chicken quesadilla from the cafeteria

[20:55:36] Zero It's fine they got mcdonalds anyway

[20:55:38] Zero fuck mcdonalds

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