IRC Driven

[05:37:38] h4 !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[05:37:44] h4 stop cheating!

[05:44:02] h4 TheFatherMind │ h4 I am starting to wonder if you have some sort of emotional problems.

[05:44:08] h4 says the guy cheating an irc duck hunting game

[05:44:15] h4 suuuuure, I'm the one with the problems

[05:44:36] h4 hey GrungeBarbie

[05:44:41] h4 don't you wanna kikc that tr again?

[05:44:49] h4 there is an idiot over there :D

[05:45:52] h4 !shop 16 Ru

[05:45:54] h4 FUCK YEAH

[05:47:25] h4 Ru: dude

[05:47:31] h4 TheFatherMind totally hacked me too

[05:47:36] h4 and makes me manipulate others

[05:47:42] h4 so he can win that blowjob by ComputerTech

[05:47:55] h4 who isn't?

[05:48:24] h4 only a fool could feel safe from the masterful hacking skills of chronic

[05:48:42] h4 TheFatherMind: we'll see about that

[05:48:44] h4 after all

[05:48:46] h4 you are known as a cheat

[05:49:03] h4 you have been caught violating the rules of the game repeatedly

[05:49:14] h4 and now you wanna violate ComputerTech too?

[05:49:27] h4 funny how A LOT OF PEOPLE have accused you

[05:50:00] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for being a bitch

[05:50:15] h4 don't cower in fear when anger enters the chan

[05:50:17] h4 !banfg

[05:50:19] h4 !bang

[05:50:21] h4 join the anger!

[05:50:43] h4 TheFatherMind: the truth will be made public!

[05:50:49] h4 you can not hide behind your wall of tears

[05:51:09] h4 we are on to you TheFatherMind

[05:51:20] h4 your duckhunt achievement are as wrong as your teenage wife

[05:51:22] h4 hey TeddyBearPC o/

[05:52:10] h4 !topduck

[05:52:13] h4 look at it

[05:52:19] h4 just yesterday he was barely 50xp in front of ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[05:52:25] h4 now it's 477 xp again

[05:52:39] h4 pulled an all-nighter, huh?

[05:52:43] h4 yeah my ass!

[05:52:51] h4 cheater

[05:53:06] h4 Ru: that is correct

[05:53:25] h4 what's with all the whining!?

[05:53:53] h4 Ru: you misspelled "cheater" up there

[05:54:04] h4 TheFatherMind: s/doing this/cheating/

[05:54:17] h4 Ru: s/lot/lot of cheating/

[05:54:19] h4 indeed it is

[05:54:43] h4 Ru: s/ducks/cheating/

[06:00:55] h4 stop heating me

[06:01:04] h4 !shop 15 Ru

[06:01:06] h4 good call

[06:02:12] h4 but Ru we're not frens yet :x

[06:02:15] h4 I barely know you

[06:02:22] h4 don't let TheFatherMind influence you though

[06:02:26] h4 he is just a bitching cheat

[06:02:31] h4 or a cheating bitch

[06:02:45] h4 !

[06:02:58] h4 it is to show his wife his hunting prowess

[06:03:05] h4 you see she is easily 40 years younger than him

[06:03:11] h4 and apart from a huge schlong

[06:03:15] h4 he has nothing to offer her

[06:03:20] h4 so he has to impress her with hunting

[06:03:59] h4 TheFatherMind │ he is mad becuase I have !BANG bound to a key on my keyboard becuase I got sick of pasting it and pressing enter.

[06:04:03] h4 he is acknowledging it

[06:04:05] h4 cheat!

[06:04:37] h4 Ru: you can also refer to him as "TheFatherCheat"

[06:05:10] h4 64

[06:05:17] h4 he was a big timer back in the days

[06:05:21] h4 when rizon was still run by chronic

[06:06:18] h4 slim: hiding in plain sight

[06:06:23] h4 he is probably among us

[06:06:27] h4 without us noticing

[06:06:49] h4 someone should ask tors who chronic is now

[06:06:52] h4 might even be me

[06:07:12] h4 Ru: is that chronic an obnoxious moron?

[06:07:16] h4 then yes

[06:07:38] h4 slim: so act accordingly and tell me to kill myself

[06:08:10] h4 ~ComputerTech │ he's a creepy weirdo

[06:08:12] h4 TheFatherMind?

[06:08:14] h4 ye

[06:08:16] h4 I have to agree

[06:08:18] h4 I mean

[06:08:21] h4 being almost 70 and cheating at duckhunt

[06:08:26] h4 to impress his 25 year old wife

[06:08:42] h4 who probably married him out of true love

[06:09:06] h4 that's true

[06:09:10] h4 can't fight genetics

[06:09:51] h4 26 ¹/2

[06:19:29] h4 cheat

[06:19:41] h4 !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[06:19:45] h4 you go ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !

[06:19:56] h4 :D

[06:19:58] h4 hold your horses

[06:22:19] h4 !!

[06:22:29] h4 that was ADMIRAL_HUBRIS'

[06:22:32] h4 wth?

[06:22:35] h4 yes

[06:22:42] h4 he has to beat TheFatherMind despite the latter being a dirty cheat

[06:23:15] h4 no

[06:23:22] h4 that would have been "filthy"

[06:23:24] h4 not dirty

[06:23:40] h4 again he admits to cheating

[06:23:51] h4 sus!

[06:39:01] h4 !!!

[10:54:40] h4 oh wow

[10:54:43] h4 Mikoolo finally awake

[10:54:48] h4 oh he goes for groceries too

[10:54:53] h4 well no time like the present then

[11:50:30] h4 whoa

[11:50:39] h4 hey irish666, deadly, jeff_stacey

[15:18:37] h4 they are desperate for money?

[15:20:50] h4 irish666: does the camera guy have an e-bike?

[15:20:54] h4 since when are they friendly?

[15:22:09] h4 impressive then

[15:22:32] h4 why isn't his heart rate going up?

[15:24:33] h4 https://www.garmin.com/de-DE/p/658586

[15:24:35] h4 I mean

[15:24:37] h4 with a price like this

[15:24:45] h4 am I supposed to take them off when I let my bike rest somewhere? :D

[15:24:59] h4 for that price I could get two decent mtbs with disc brakes :O

[15:25:47] h4 well the RS100 are "only" 599,99€

[15:27:11] h4 !bang

[15:27:23] h4 pff adaptive lights

[15:27:27] h4 I wanna shine right into motherfuckers faces

[15:27:35] h4 because most cunts can't properly adjust their light

[15:30:02] h4 stop showing me stuff like this lol

[15:30:24] h4 I'm just riding around with my 300€ Gravelbike :D

[15:30:36] h4 3d-printed mount for smartphone

[15:30:54] h4 using FitoTrack and unreliable GPS data :D

[15:31:00] h4 if I invest money

[15:31:08] h4 it's gonna be a kickass gravel bike for 1300€

[15:33:23] h4 Zero: don't worry

[15:33:25] h4 he's got god

[15:34:03] h4 that'S cool irish

[15:34:08] h4 but it requires their shitty app -.-

[15:34:48] h4 it still forces me to use their app :/

[15:36:13] h4 .cc 34mph to kph

[15:37:46] h4 behave!

[15:38:06] h4 did you just call me bitch?

[15:38:21] h4 don't call Internets a bitch!!

[15:38:25] h4 did you just call me bitch againß

[15:38:26] h4 ?

[15:38:36] h4 IT DID

[15:38:41] h4 SO DON'T INSULT ME

[15:38:50] h4 that motherfucker >:(

[15:39:26] h4 irish666: I just had one two hours ago :D

[15:39:49] h4 I even went jogging today

[15:39:53] h4 fucking shit weather

[15:39:55] h4 i was soaked

[15:40:01] h4 only 2.6km :/

[15:40:16] h4 pardon, only 2.4km

[15:41:23] h4 lol

[15:41:26] h4 that happened to you?

[15:41:59] h4 wof: stop pooping on my midsized northern german city please!

[15:42:11] h4 rip that guy

[15:42:15] h4 but good on you, i guess?

[15:42:35] h4 what about the woman who did cpr?

[15:42:43] h4 did she become a jogger too?

[15:43:33] h4 it really was

[15:43:38] h4 i wore a rain jacket too

[15:43:43] h4 sweating like shit under that

[15:43:47] h4 plus a goose tried to attack me

[15:44:06] h4 there were two geese sitting on my path

[15:44:11] h4 it saw me running towards both

[15:44:16] h4 had that look on its face

[15:44:24] h4 went into my path, hissed at me and tried to peck me :D

[15:44:35] h4 well britain

[15:44:50] h4 but the last few months felt like britain annexed northern germany

[15:44:54] h4 TeddyBearPC: no

[15:45:07] h4 you can use it to scan files if they are from an untrustworthy source

[15:45:18] h4 but really don't use antiviruses, instead make sure you don't download shit

[15:45:25] h4 or nobody gets to upload shit to any of your machines

[15:45:42] h4 and if so, don't let them execute it either

[15:46:30] h4 TeddyBearPC: oh well clamav should be quite sufficient for that

[15:46:40] h4 suppose you don't download really shady shit

[15:47:14] h4 yeah

[15:47:17] h4 that is a fake slav

[15:48:52] h4 wof: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/591/GS5mY6x.jpg

[15:48:55] h4 those are proper slavs

[15:49:41] h4 caplink_: it delays it

[15:50:11] h4 lol irish666

[15:51:07] h4 hey Frogorg

[15:51:23] h4 four days until ComputerTech makes his return to this channel

[15:51:37] h4 yes he is cheating

[15:53:09] h4 no he said he wasn't planning on return to northern potato

[15:55:13] h4 based Frogorg

[15:58:47] h4 but it will arrive

[15:58:50] h4 that's what counts

[16:08:12] h4 !bang

[16:08:16] h4 ffs!

[16:08:35] h4 !!

[16:08:42] h4 you can't rearm?

[16:08:44] h4 jfc :D

[16:08:57] h4 !shop 15 TheFatherMind

[16:08:59] h4 !shop 14 TheFatherMind

[16:09:27] h4 I'll take a coffee

[16:09:29] h4 black

[16:13:38] h4 Popper: well come at me then

[16:17:45] h4 yes

[16:17:47] h4 feeling old yet?

[16:18:31] h4 how old are you then?

[16:19:08] h4 Zero: yeah start getting in shape now :D

[16:19:12] h4 Mikoolo: not at all

[16:19:21] h4 watched ducktales with my niece a year ago

[16:19:39] h4 very fond memories

[16:19:42] h4 hi foxy

[16:19:57] h4 oh my

[16:29:05] h4 thx

[16:29:10] h4 I needed to know that right now

[16:39:42] h4 who's annoying now?

[16:40:07] h4 never heard

[16:40:12] h4 gay

[16:40:57] h4 never heard of those either

[16:41:00] h4 who me?

[16:41:08] h4 oh

[16:41:10] h4 swedes

[16:41:14] h4 they don't smile either

[16:41:16] h4 very weird people

[16:41:35] h4 oh I like kicking

[16:44:44] h4 Ru kriegt gleich was aufs Maul

[16:44:55] h4 kann ich ja leiden so ne Pimmel

[16:45:09] h4 horrible translation

[16:45:13] h4 not right away

[16:45:16] h4 but rather if he keeps going

[16:45:22] h4 gleich as in "soon"

[16:45:33] h4 on the mouth

[16:45:35] h4 meh

[16:45:43] h4 yo Pfannkuchen o/

[16:45:59] h4 oh hugs are nice

[16:46:09] h4 Ru: callate!

[16:46:16] h4 who is she talking to Mikoolo ?

[16:46:31] h4 i thought you spoke spanish :D

[16:46:38] h4 lol popeye

[16:46:40] h4 rude

[16:46:48] h4 how am I average ass?

[16:46:51] h4 I got an amazing Ködelkiste

[16:47:02] h4 say pankakes

[16:47:07] h4 I need someone to clean up this shithole

[16:47:16] h4 there's a service guy coming tomorrow

[16:47:28] h4 he should not walk into here and be disgusted by all the stuff I got in here

[16:47:42] h4 no

[16:47:45] h4 she can't be a bird

[16:47:49] h4 I find birds to be amazing

[16:47:53] h4 and like all the birds

[16:48:01] h4 you're okay

[16:48:08] h4 I don't mind you being here

[16:48:16] h4 she has great humour thuogh

[16:48:19] h4 but she is really mean

[16:48:25] h4 like fucking ruthless

[16:48:29] h4 I'm quite the cunt

[16:48:33] h4 but I'm nothing compared to her

[16:48:36] h4 yes

[16:48:38] h4 two of them

[16:48:49] h4 it was a nice gesture to start off my day

[16:48:53] h4 thank you for that

[16:49:08] h4 see

[16:49:12] h4 I'm making jokes about fat people to their faces

[16:49:16] h4 but she actually tips the cows too

[16:49:26] h4 then insults them while they struggle to get back up

[16:49:49] h4 well

[16:49:52] h4 no evidence to suggest he was real

[16:50:03] h4 have you ever considered the mental health of Gandalf the Gray?

[16:50:07] h4 suggesting

[16:50:09] h4 right

[16:50:12] h4 most people

[16:50:17] h4 keep going :D

[16:50:36] h4 right on pankakes!

[16:50:51] h4 there are several books however talking about Gandalf the Gray

[16:50:53] h4 clearly he was real

[16:51:08] h4 pankakes: later o/

[16:51:38] h4 no

[16:51:41] h4 $w Cunt

[16:52:21] h4 The question of whether the historical Jesus was in good mental health has been explored by multiple unemployed, cabdrivers, taxidrivers, and cabdrivers.

[16:53:02] h4 poor legionaire being gagged

[16:53:04] h4 !bang

[16:53:07] h4 and misused as a horse

[16:53:36] h4 the lion on the shield is looking disapproving

[16:53:40] h4 RU!!!!

[16:53:43] h4 hey Ice`

[16:53:57] h4 I did

[16:54:58] h4 Ice`: s/Bonaparte/Angela Merkel/

[16:55:06] h4 she really did a number on you guys

[17:18:15] h4 !bang

[17:18:18] h4 !reload

[17:18:20] h4 !bang

[17:18:27] h4 oh

[17:18:40] h4 apologies

[17:18:48] h4 Mikoolo is obviously a bad influence

[17:19:28] h4 it is not your fault

[17:19:31] h4 I could have fought the temptation

[17:19:34] h4 but I was weak!

[17:20:49] h4 he cares

[17:21:15] h4 almost kicked you again

[17:21:17] h4 for screaming

[17:21:19] h4 that upsets me

[17:24:06] h4 hahahahahaa

[17:24:15] h4 master

[17:24:17] h4 trololol

[17:54:09] h4 Zero: did they claim he had a weapon and shot him on sight?

[17:54:26] h4 in all fairness that would mean one less idiot operating a car and putting people in danger

[17:55:24] h4 caplink: out of necessity?

[17:55:38] h4 that sounds like something that is absolutely shitty

[17:56:06] h4 caplink: right

[17:56:08] h4 but why on touch?

[17:56:25] h4 just be less on a shitty smartphone or tablet

[17:56:30] h4 and get on at least a laptop

[17:56:38] h4 oh

[17:56:45] h4 so it's still a keyboard

[17:57:00] h4 but you don't need to look at the keyboard anyways

[17:57:11] h4 the F and J can be identified by touching

[17:57:19] h4 and the other keys are memorized

[17:57:25] h4 how did you test that speed?

[17:57:30] h4 I feel like my tiny dick could shine here :D

[17:58:03] h4 Error code: SSL_ERROR_BAD_CERT_DOMAIN

[17:58:05] h4 lol

[17:58:07] h4 legit

[17:58:23] h4 is it monkeytype?

[17:59:52] h4 https://pasteboard.co/K9ATZkyECIIz.png

[17:59:54] h4 bitch please :D

[17:59:58] h4 not even in my native language

[18:00:02] h4 caplink

[18:00:35] h4 but -2% accuracy :D

[18:00:46] h4 I think so too

[18:01:00] h4 you look like the Air Duster type to me AlterEgo_

[18:01:02] h4 have you tried it?

[18:01:32] h4 hey Mikoolo

[18:01:39] h4 https://monkeytype.com/

[18:01:45] h4 I wonder :P

[18:01:52] h4 do that one

[18:01:57] h4 I would like to see how fast you can type

[18:02:01] h4 no

[18:02:05] h4 I need to know right now

[18:02:09] h4 because I have shit to do :D

[18:02:12] h4 it takes 30s

[18:02:29] h4 I know steno

[18:02:36] h4 never knew a keyboard existed for it

[18:02:40] h4 well "know". I know of it

[18:02:46] h4 drop everything Mikoolo

[18:02:48] h4 this takes 30s

[18:02:50] h4 :D

[18:03:01] h4 and well uploading that shitty screenshot to pasteboard.co

[18:03:26] h4 fine

[18:09:06] h4 caplink: 127 wpm in german

[18:09:22] h4 98% accuracy

[18:09:34] h4 english is easier because there are hardly any capital letters used

[18:09:42] h4 81 Mikoolo?

[18:09:51] h4 i thought you'd be at 100 at least :O

[18:09:55] h4 you type a lot in here after all

[18:09:58] h4 try in swedish if you like :D

[18:10:07] h4 they obviously got a lot of languages

[18:11:44] h4 guess I'm more machine than you are :D

[18:12:42] h4 .deprotect h4

[18:12:44] h4 do it!

[18:12:57] h4 shame

[18:13:10] h4 lol deadly

[18:13:19] h4 you failure :D

[18:13:28] h4 thanks

[18:13:34] h4 please stop distracting me now

[18:13:38] h4 I need to tidy up

[18:14:39] h4 what's an ass-TV?

[18:14:44] h4 hey HelderHeid

[18:15:14] h4 fuck

[18:15:21] h4 I am excited for running tomorrow

[18:15:25] h4 weather is going to be even worse

[18:15:27] h4 hey pankakes

[18:15:36] h4 have you calmed down?

[18:15:40] h4 or will you strangle Mikoolo?

[18:15:50] h4 nice

[18:15:52] h4 who is it?

[18:15:56] h4 not the chonker, right?

[18:16:09] h4 eww

[18:16:14] h4 abuse the fucker

[18:16:42] h4 send him to kait then

[18:17:20] h4 curvy != fat

[18:17:40] h4 what if the skinny woman has a great character, is super smart and nice to be around?

[18:17:44] h4 don't be so superficial there Fensta

[18:18:11] h4 he digs with his hands

[18:18:19] h4 wow

[18:32:46] h4 eww

[18:38:42] h4 was Feuerschwanz?

[18:49:35] h4 !bang

[18:49:46] h4 Kuro-chan: Use 'eat shit'

[18:55:14] h4 nice

[18:55:18] h4 which bands are coming?

[18:57:53] h4 eww

[18:58:47] h4 dont know any of those bands

[18:58:50] h4 but Sick of it all sounds good :D

[18:59:09] h4 nope

[18:59:11] h4 should I have?

[18:59:44] h4 the bard's song sounds familiar

[18:59:49] h4 did you share that before?

[19:01:02] h4 !bang

[19:01:12] h4 I'm picky when it comes to metal

[19:01:17] h4 too much singing for my liking

[19:01:27] h4 don't like the voice

[19:02:35] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnPpuJ9vwTM&t=151

[19:02:38] h4 fucking &t

[19:02:40] h4 fuck you invidious

[19:02:42] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnPpuJ9vwTM

[19:02:46] h4 her voice though

[19:06:15] h4 huh what do you know

[19:06:17] h4 hey Mikoolo

[19:06:21] h4 Arch Enemy is a swedish band

[19:08:53] h4 goddamn it deadly

[19:08:58] h4 aren't you quite the bitch

[19:09:02] h4 what's with the 90s songs?

[19:09:22] h4 it really is

[19:15:19] h4 based caplink_

[19:26:34] h4 omg

[19:26:37] h4 is that pankakes again?

[19:44:24] h4 pankakes: why are you angry?

[19:44:58] h4 .k ice``

[19:45:14] h4 oh nice

[19:45:17] h4 I removed ice``

[19:45:19] h4 and got Mikoolo

[19:45:21] h4 works for me

[19:45:31] h4 yes

[19:45:35] h4 that Ice`` was weird

[19:46:36] h4 I'm going to shave my head now

[19:46:39] h4 later o/

[20:02:17] h4 ah yes

[20:02:28] h4 now that my skin is showing

[20:02:32] h4 it is time for some skinhead music

[20:02:36] h4 .yt loikaemie ihr tut mir leid

[20:02:39] h4 fuck yeah

[20:14:46] h4 alright I'm naked again

[20:14:48] h4 ask me anything

[20:14:54] h4 .yt white power gold shower

[20:15:03] h4 not it is small

[20:15:16] h4 i'd say as long as my middle finer

[20:15:18] h4 *finger

[20:15:20] h4 I just took a shower

[20:15:43] h4 get naked

[20:15:51] h4 yes

[20:15:56] h4 the fresh breeze around my ass

[20:15:58] h4 and balls

[20:16:02] h4 too windy

[20:16:04] h4 maybe in summer

[20:16:31] h4 not really convinced by the bands

[20:22:46] h4 hmm

[20:22:52] h4 I liked what I saw from Rock am Ring actually

[20:27:58] h4 no idea

[20:28:16] h4 but the bands that performed at Rock am Ring last years are bands I actually know

[20:36:49] h4 his fault

[20:36:57] h4 could be normal instead of being a rude piece of crap

[20:37:10] h4 lol

[20:37:31] h4 for some reason someone gave him @

[20:37:35] h4 wonder who it was

[20:37:51] h4 thx Peorth

[20:37:55] h4 now he has to behave :D

[20:38:05] h4 Rollmops

[20:38:07] h4 disgusting food

[20:38:15] h4 oh

[20:38:17] h4 that one

[20:38:45] h4 well Tupac explained that quite good actually

[20:38:54] h4 the one ending with "a" is the one hanging out in clubs

[20:38:56] h4 having drinks

[20:39:05] h4 the one with "er" is hanging from a

[20:39:07] h4 .t de en Galgen

[20:39:11] h4 yeah that

[20:39:25] h4 might not have aged that well

[20:39:28] h4 him and that opinion

[20:40:10] h4 is it?

[20:40:30] h4 Mikoolo: he has not heard the story?

[20:40:52] h4 Peorth: s/banned/banned yet/

[20:41:12] h4 Peorth gave you the benefit of the doubt

[20:41:37] h4 kinap: stop crying about it and move on

[20:41:40] h4 normally

[20:41:44] h4 without being obnoxious

[20:42:04] h4 oh lol

[20:42:06] h4 as if

[20:42:14] h4 Mikoolo does not get sarcasm

[20:42:17] h4 great at using it though

[20:42:35] h4 Popper: you deal with chronic, tors, sloppy, invictus and x_

[20:42:41] h4 and tell me you don't use +G

[20:43:02] h4 !bang

[20:43:14] h4 Popper: snek yes

[20:43:18] h4 but not for long

[20:43:28] h4 I kinda dodged a bullet with him

[20:43:41] h4 you should relate to him well then

[20:44:02] h4 !bang

[20:44:05] h4 !shop 4

[20:44:07] h4 !shop 10

[20:44:09] h4 !bang

[20:44:18] h4 kinap: we don't care about your feelings

[20:45:08] h4 so who else is black then?

[20:45:12] h4 give me someone I like please

[20:45:17] h4 because I don't like him

[20:45:25] h4 oh he's cool

[20:46:02] h4 !bang

[20:46:29] h4 Mikoolo: I think he wants you to kick him lol

[20:46:43] h4 haha :D

[20:46:50] h4 just wait until Peorth retreats and goes dormant

[20:46:57] h4 all this kicking and banning woke him up

[20:47:04] h4 nice

[20:47:06] h4 that works too

[20:47:15] h4 you think they're doing it on purpose?

[20:48:22] h4 Ru: it's Peorths channel after all

[20:48:42] h4 i found an old pm by ComputerTech

[20:48:50] h4 apologizing because the access list has been cleared

[20:48:53] h4 never ead it

[20:48:57] h4 *read it

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