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[06:10:04] h4 !shop 15 TheFatherMind

[06:11:31] h4 since there is no SO

[06:11:36] h4 nothing at all

[06:11:56] h4 also i was known to forget about the day when I had a girl

[06:11:58] h4 so ...

[06:12:02] h4 screw valentines day?

[06:12:04] h4 !bang

[06:12:06] h4 !reload

[06:14:17] h4 Ru: 9th of february

[06:14:25] h4 fucking hell ComputerTech

[06:14:30] h4 you fucking cunt ruined the topic again

[06:14:42] h4 are you deaf?

[06:15:13] h4 !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[06:22:16] h4 !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[06:23:01] h4 wow Ru

[06:23:03] h4 if I was you

[06:23:05] h4 I'd emoquit!

[06:23:25] h4 ok

[06:23:32] h4 what about his daughter?

[06:23:34] h4 I mean wife

[06:43:29] h4 nice soldering

[06:43:57] h4 not the biggest dick though

[06:44:13] h4 also why do you shave your legs?

[06:44:48] h4 also not very muscular your legs

[06:44:52] h4 you should workout more

[06:46:23] h4 is it actually there?

[07:18:20] h4 bark back

[07:18:23] h4 don't take that

[07:18:32] h4 show that fucking dog who's boss

[07:18:37] h4 you are the apex predator

[07:18:41] h4 that piece of shit got nothing on you!

[07:18:50] h4 then animal abuse the owner of the dog

[07:19:04] h4 knock his beard off!

[07:19:55] h4 if she has a beard

[07:19:57] h4 then sure

[07:20:10] h4 .t de en schornsteinfeger

[07:20:17] h4 yeah no internets

[07:20:20] h4 I mean the guy that does that

[07:20:24] h4 $tr Schornsteinfeger

[07:20:28] h4 thanks!

[07:20:34] h4 .t de en Schornsteinfeger

[07:20:36] h4 ffs

[07:20:56] h4 anyways that guy is expected today and I really don't appreciate letting people in

[07:21:30] h4 .w

[07:21:39] h4 $weather

[07:21:47] h4 $weather Kiel

[07:21:52] h4 fresh breeze my ass

[07:22:10] h4 no

[07:22:14] h4 .t de en Gasdurchlauferhitzer

[07:22:28] h4 the chimney dude checks those things as well

[07:22:30] h4 required by law

[07:22:52] h4 it gets checked twice a year. Both times early in the year by completely different entities

[07:22:57] h4 once the chimney dude

[07:23:14] h4 then the company responsible for most of the stuff around this town

[07:23:25] h4 Mikoolo: it's only for heating water

[07:23:30] h4 my heat is

[07:23:33] h4 .t de en Fernwärme

[07:23:48] h4 only water and stove require gas

[07:24:08] h4 which is great since there is no huge gas heater in the basement

[07:24:14] h4 Fernwärme is just great

[07:24:32] h4 yeah well these apartments were built in the 60s

[07:24:40] h4 I should be lucky I got district heating at all

[07:24:44] h4 that is the plan

[07:24:52] h4 that is why I want to buy an apartment

[07:24:55] h4 problem is though

[07:25:00] h4 the further away I move from the city

[07:25:02] h4 the worse it gets

[07:25:16] h4 some apartments in houses built in the 80s are heated by burning oil

[07:25:18] h4 in 2024!

[07:25:26] h4 close to the capitol of this Bundesland

[07:25:50] h4 if the heater was at least electrical and would not require gas

[07:25:52] h4 I'd be content

[07:27:48] h4 also your country is a bit more modern than mine

[07:29:02] h4 wise decisions?

[07:29:04] h4 bitch please!

[07:29:13] h4 we got a passenger bridge over the canal down here

[07:29:15] h4 that has been built with

[07:29:17] h4 .t de en seilzüge

[07:29:22] h4 and is constantly out of order

[07:29:34] h4 my granpa some 40 years back bitched about them not using hydraulic instead

[07:29:54] h4 it has been out of order for a month now

[07:30:04] h4 extends my route by 1km

[07:30:10] h4 but that's not too bad

[07:30:25] h4 just pathetic that germans of all people fuck up engineering

[07:31:36] h4 Mikoolo: sadly it wasn't

[07:31:46] h4 if someone talks shit about german engineering these days

[07:31:48] h4 I'm all for it

[07:31:55] h4 it has definetely gotten worse

[07:32:06] h4 but in the 80s? German engineering still stood for something

[07:33:10] h4 here's an apartment not far

[07:33:18] h4 4 rooms, 92m², 182.000€

[07:33:26] h4 central heating

[07:33:28] h4 with gas

[07:33:30] h4 also work required

[07:33:47] h4 it's not that expensive

[07:33:49] h4 yes

[07:33:52] h4 also 4 rooms not worth it

[07:33:59] h4 don't really need 4

[07:34:01] h4 3 is fine

[07:34:18] h4 oh pardon

[07:34:20] h4 it has central heating with oil

[07:34:22] h4 not even gas

[07:34:42] h4 another nice one, 3 rooms, 74m², 149k

[07:34:45] h4 but people living in it

[07:34:51] h4 also oil heating

[07:36:31] h4 the further you go from the city

[07:36:33] h4 the shittier it gets

[07:36:38] h4 50 MBit/s!!!

[07:36:42] h4 that'S the best internet you get out there

[07:36:53] h4 built 1997

[07:37:02] h4 internet like yesteryear

[07:45:20] h4 lol no

[07:45:27] h4 it's an apartment for a small family

[08:01:14] h4 !bang

[08:01:25] h4 relajate!

[08:30:33] h4 oh goddamn it ComputerTech

[08:30:37] h4 ofc you have no work today

[08:30:41] h4 you are unemployed

[08:30:50] h4 getting groceries for mommy and daddy is not a job

[08:30:56] h4 drinking beer at your brothers bar isn't either

[08:31:26] h4 plane collapsing?

[08:31:49] h4 kerosine explosion

[08:31:54] h4 dad loses a couple of hairs on his forearm

[08:31:59] h4 everybody else is charred

[08:32:22] h4 walks on foot from france

[08:32:29] h4 breaks every bridge between germany and france

[08:33:08] h4 you think your dad can get us Pommern back?

[08:33:11] h4 I have roots there

[08:33:34] h4 ofc

[08:33:47] h4 but my great-great-grandparents had a farm there

[08:33:59] h4 how would I know?

[08:34:03] h4 that was 1800-something

[08:34:20] h4 btw my great granddad was born exactly 100 years before me

[08:34:33] h4 ye nice is in france

[08:34:37] h4 pommern is in poland

[08:34:39] h4 yes same day

[08:34:54] h4 lets just I hope I don't die 100 years after he did

[08:35:11] h4 but then again...at my age he was already a veteran from the first world war

[08:36:01] h4 ~ComputerTech │ my dad isn't working today either, h4

[08:36:03] h4 oh

[08:36:05] h4 you are that kind of family

[08:36:07] h4 !bang

[08:36:09] h4 unemployed for generations

[08:36:25] h4 so it seems

[08:36:35] h4 oh what lucky coincidence!

[08:36:38] h4 every day someone has a birthday

[08:36:52] h4 Mikoolo is ripped?

[08:36:54] h4 nice

[08:37:15] h4 the chimney dude still hasn't shown up

[08:37:17] h4 I gotta do pushups

[08:37:19] h4 gotta go on a jog

[08:37:22] h4 where the fuck is that dude?

[08:37:28] h4 no

[08:37:32] h4 pseudo planches today

[08:37:42] h4 also I lost mobility

[08:37:48] h4 when I overstretch my right shoulder

[08:37:50] h4 it hurts like hell

[08:38:13] h4 I blame ireland

[08:38:41] h4 perhaps the dogs killed the human

[08:38:44] h4 and now have no reason to bark around

[08:38:59] h4 for example

[08:39:21] h4 what do you figure he did to annoy them?

[08:39:28] h4 WHO'S A GOOD BOI? WHO'S A GOOD BOI?

[08:39:30] h4 stfu I am!

[08:39:49] h4 where is the chimney human?

[08:39:56] h4 he oughta hurry the fuck up

[08:40:04] h4 in a Gasdurchlauferhitzer? :D

[08:40:17] h4 I mean there are chimneys here

[08:40:20] h4 wonder what they are for

[08:40:28] h4 maybe these apartments used to have a central heating unit

[08:40:34] h4 that would explain that rather empty room in the basement

[08:41:06] h4 .yt black sabbath die young

[08:46:55] h4 was it an indie game?

[08:47:11] h4 did it start at early human hunter & gatherer society?

[08:49:15] h4 but not age of empires 4

[08:49:19] h4 age of empires 2 is where it's at

[08:50:33] h4 Settlers

[08:51:03] h4 but in age of empires they don't carre the wood to construction sites

[08:51:05] h4 they just take their hammers

[08:51:13] h4 Pioneers of Pagonia was said to be shit

[08:51:23] h4 comapared to the original settler games

[08:51:43] h4 were those guys javascript devs?

[08:56:04] h4 ComputerTech: asyncio is a method to effectively handle a lot of I/O operations from many simultaneous sources w/o need of parallel code execution

[08:56:07] h4 no

[08:56:11] h4 it's fitting

[08:56:35] h4 told you threading seems overkill for a bot :D

[08:56:49] h4 and asked if you couldn't just queue it

[08:56:56] h4 async does pretty much that

[08:58:10] h4 the goddamn chimney dude has still not shown up

[08:58:12] h4 I got shit to do

[08:58:24] h4 I know if I start doing pushups now, he will show up in an instant

[08:58:29] h4 and I have to cancel my workout

[08:58:39] h4 if I start making dough now he will show up as soon as my hands are full of dough

[08:58:44] h4 every time

[08:58:47] h4 I will not

[08:58:56] h4 he is to be expected between 8 and 12

[08:59:04] h4 last time he was here shortly after 8

[08:59:14] h4 fuck off

[08:59:17] h4 I still need to live here

[08:59:52] h4 Mikoolo: northern ireland did elect a catholic female

[08:59:58] h4 and afaik she intends to unite ireland

[09:00:02] h4 who knows?

[09:00:14] h4 soon pankakes and ComputerTech may be true brethren

[09:00:17] h4 both irish twats

[09:00:24] h4 no offense pankakes

[09:00:32] h4 probably

[09:00:47] h4 https://images.tagesschau.de/image/f12f051c-1e4d-4a12-ab2f-a1fa0462425a/AAABjW-r2MI/AAABibBx2rU/20x9-1280/oneill-112.webp

[09:00:50] h4 not that wrinkly

[09:02:01] h4 oh I hate her english as well

[09:02:34] h4 GrungeBarbie: as if those super bedbugs aren't a thing in germany too

[09:02:37] h4 probably poland as well

[09:02:43] h4 they are not bound to france you know

[09:02:52] h4 afaik germany checked shortly thereafter

[09:02:57] h4 and never gave any results :D

[09:03:40] h4 so

[09:03:43] h4 for the last 20 years

[09:03:46] h4 in germany

[09:03:52] h4 there were reports that those bedbugs

[09:03:55] h4 the situation got out of control

[09:04:03] h4 and...well so far nobody acted on that

[09:04:10] h4 at least they have to be reported in germany!!!

[09:04:50] h4 GrungeBarbie: pics you asked?

[09:04:51] h4 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12575277/Bed-bugs-videos-Paris-trains-buses-France-invasion.html

[09:04:53] h4 sure!

[09:05:17] h4 They come out at night to feed on human blood.

[09:05:19] h4 cute

[09:06:21] h4 she probably needs a break from you

[09:06:25] h4 not you Ice`

[09:06:31] h4 you're our weird frenchie

[09:07:16] h4 dudde

[09:07:20] h4 listen to music of your generation

[09:07:23] h4 go rock that lil nas x garbage

[09:07:27] h4 this snitch nine bullshit

[09:07:33] h4 and whatever your rotten generation is into

[09:07:35] h4 justin bieber

[09:07:48] h4 .yt justin bieber never say never

[09:07:51] h4 .yt lil nas x

[09:08:20] h4 stop gigglign

[09:08:22] h4 btw

[09:08:29] h4 Peorth shed some light on your "channel management"

[09:08:51] h4 huh

[09:08:58] h4 if you want to I can kick you grun

[09:09:00] h4 ffs

[09:09:41] h4 stop fighting it

[09:10:14] h4 oh look Saphir^Txp

[09:10:17] h4 ComputerTech took your @

[09:10:31] h4 perhaps you were too active

[09:10:35] h4 to become & in here

[09:10:39] h4 you either have to demand it

[09:10:41] h4 threaten to leave

[09:10:45] h4 or just never talk at all

[09:11:00] h4 you deopped him ComputerTech

[09:11:02] h4 i was here when you did it

[09:11:15] h4 you did it because I mentioned his three nicks

[09:11:23] h4 partying

[09:11:30] h4 for ComputerTech that#s drinking with other people

[09:11:37] h4 very different from drinking with only a few people

[09:11:42] h4 GrungeBarbie: my condolences

[09:11:49] h4 even worse!

[09:12:02] h4 oh god

[09:12:05] h4 she is a canook

[09:12:13] h4 oh no

[09:12:16] h4 she is a flip flop murderer

[09:12:18] h4 BRAZILIAN!

[09:12:28] h4 nice

[09:12:33] h4 you devirginized that table

[09:12:46] h4 you're from a river?

[09:12:55] h4 quick

[09:12:59] h4 give barbie your smartphone

[09:13:01] h4 and valuables

[09:13:03] h4 before she kills you

[09:13:05] h4 records it

[09:13:07] h4 and shares it online

[09:13:19] h4 ofc you do

[09:13:29] h4 but we don't allow your kind in germany

[09:13:36] h4 yes

[09:13:38] h4 americans

[09:13:40] h4 :D

[09:13:48] h4 Mikoolo: they are having coitus?

[09:14:07] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[09:14:20] h4 lys: s/ve/rn/

[09:14:23] h4 ffs :D

[09:14:30] h4 lys: s/ave/arn/

[09:14:35] h4 yeah roll with it

[09:14:57] h4 ComputerTech: s/lol/kick me!/

[09:15:03] h4 .k ComputerTech

[09:15:22] h4 .k ComputerTech

[09:15:27] h4 ey

[09:15:31] h4 deop again you fucking cunt

[09:15:50] h4 whoa look ComputerTech

[09:15:54] h4 meosimulator seems new

[09:15:56] h4 shouldn't he get &?

[09:16:03] h4 alright

[09:16:05] h4 ~ it is

[09:16:08] h4 oh?

[09:16:10] h4 just @ then

[09:16:16] h4 meosimulator: neither do we

[09:16:26] h4 another one of those

[09:16:27] h4 ugh

[09:16:56] h4 the schizo came out

[09:16:59] h4 I beat it

[09:17:15] h4 Ice`: get

[09:17:20] h4 oh right

[09:17:23] h4 ComputerTech gonna jerk off now

[09:17:26] h4 give him some time

[09:17:46] h4 meosimulator: no internet points for you

[09:18:00] h4 .yt my face is tired

[09:21:32] h4 light years?

[09:25:33] h4 how special?

[09:52:54] h4 fFINALLY

[09:52:59] h4 what?

[09:53:04] h4 chimney dude was here

[09:53:21] h4 no building still standing

[09:53:24] h4 also no plane crashed

[09:53:33] h4 only one thing to do now

[09:53:38] h4 MAKE A DOUGH

[09:53:40] h4 DO SOME PUSHUPS

[09:53:45] h4 SLAP THAT ASS CHEE(C)K

[09:53:47] h4 AND SAY YEAH!

[09:53:55] h4 no

[09:54:00] h4 I'm not that fast

[09:54:15] h4 has he passed Kiel already?

[09:54:19] h4 is he even flying over Kiel?

[09:54:36] h4 how can you not?

[09:54:40] h4 it is obvious where Kiel is on the map

[09:54:42] h4 it's not that big

[09:54:47] h4 and you can see the path the plane take/took

[09:54:55] h4 else how would your dad ever end up here?

[09:55:01] h4 should I go for a run?

[09:55:03] h4 !bang

[09:55:07] h4 windy and wet here :x

[09:55:41] h4 no

[09:55:45] h4 hannover is further south

[09:55:55] h4 I'm safe from daddy's building collapsing wraith

[09:56:14] h4 man that fucking rain is pissing me off

[09:56:37] h4 oh great, it will stop at 20:00

[09:56:48] h4 because I totally wanna jog through the park in complete darkness

[09:56:53] h4 fucktwats everywhere

[09:57:44] h4 well

[09:57:47] h4 time for making dough

[09:57:50] h4 it's pizza day again

[09:58:16] h4 are you obese?

[09:58:18] h4 why are you bouncing?

[09:58:34] h4 no wonder you can't join #lettuce

[09:58:48] h4 btw ComputerTech

[09:58:53] h4 .yt black sabbath sabbra cadabra

[09:58:58] h4 gonna try learning that on guitar later

[09:59:10] h4 indeed

[09:59:13] h4 btw I can record now

[10:00:23] h4 probably not

[10:08:06] h4 it got settled in pm

[10:08:09] h4 don't worry about it Ice`

[10:14:00] h4 it is as it should be

[10:23:52] h4 need kuro to take care of them?

[10:27:20] h4 !bang

[10:27:28] h4 no Kuro does not do huamns (yet)

[10:27:33] h4 he is still in his animal killing phase

[10:33:00] h4 they never stop at one

[10:33:21] h4 maybe the cat refused to eat some of his cheesecake

[10:33:23] h4 and that enraged him

[10:33:40] h4 maybe he got bullied by an animal when he was younger

[10:33:48] h4 or the dog got to eat while his mom didn't give him anything

[10:34:08] h4 I killed a fly not too long ago

[10:34:12] h4 I think it got a heart attack

[10:34:21] h4 sat on my wall and I threw a little ball at it

[10:34:30] h4 missed it and the ball hit close to it

[10:34:34] h4 it fell down and just died

[10:34:58] h4 rip that fly

[10:35:22] h4 calm down gravykait, I said "rip", not "ribs"

[10:36:00] h4 well

[10:36:05] h4 she keeps following me around other channels

[10:36:12] h4 so I'm not sure the obsession is on my part

[10:36:27] h4 had to remove her from one or two channels already

[10:36:43] h4 which is a blessing ofc

[10:36:59] h4 overlooking her obvious problems

[10:37:03] h4 she is rude as well

[10:37:14] h4 and hardly anthing worthwhile comes from over there

[10:37:28] h4 fair

[10:37:37] h4 but we're not straight out assholes who insult

[10:37:44] h4 plus we can take insults too

[10:37:51] h4 sure we get bitchy at times

[10:37:55] h4 but we don't emoquit

[10:38:02] h4 we do to annoy ComputerTech :D

[10:38:04] h4 but only together

[10:38:11] h4 Ru: no

[10:38:24] h4 can't help it

[10:38:34] h4 got passed down from my grandpa who got amphetamine as a soldier

[10:38:40] h4 then my dad got addicted

[10:38:41] h4 and now me

[10:38:47] h4 yes

[10:38:53] h4 thank you pankakes

[10:39:00] h4 I'm only rude to people I don't like

[10:39:16] h4 then I don't like you

[10:39:33] h4 nothing positive yet

[10:39:38] h4 else I might like you :D

[10:39:58] h4 Ru: lets just say I don't have an opinion about you yet

[10:40:08] h4 so Ru

[10:40:12] h4 do you think I like TheFatherMind?

[10:43:06] h4 why damn?

[10:43:10] h4 that is way too polite

[10:43:12] h4 kick down the door

[10:43:14] h4 slap her

[10:43:16] h4 then the dogs

[10:43:19] h4 stary angrily

[10:43:21] h4 and leave

[10:43:25] h4 she will get the picture

[10:43:28] h4 else it will happen again

[10:53:02] h4 !bang

[10:53:40] h4 pankakes: that thing stopped being funny a decade ago

[10:53:42] h4 btw

[10:53:45] h4 Mikoolo

[10:53:50] h4 i think pankakes found a new one

[10:53:54] h4 I did not get a cute cow this morning

[10:54:43] h4 but I am cool :/

[10:54:56] h4 I play electric guitar and do pushups

[10:55:00] h4 how much cooler could I be?

[11:03:24] h4 i wouldn't either

[11:03:26] h4 it's filthy

[11:06:37] h4 well

[11:06:43] h4 I look cute on my own too

[11:07:51] h4 hey

[11:07:56] h4 watch your mouth alcoholic

[11:08:12] h4 fuck him

[11:13:00] h4 not clicking that either

[11:13:03] h4 after the last one

[11:13:38] h4 great

[11:13:44] h4 now I don't have to click anymore

[11:14:02] h4 thx for taking all the fun out of it

[11:14:31] h4 https://i.imgur.com/Phz8iYl.gif

[11:14:33] h4 take this Mikoolo

[13:40:05] h4 wirst du wohl!?

[13:40:14] h4 major cunt

[13:40:32] h4 !request kick ComputerTech

[13:41:58] h4 "uwu"?

[13:42:06] h4 what are you saying?

[13:42:10] h4 tjr isn't a round idiot?

[13:42:16] h4 but you're still calling him an idiot, is that it!?

[13:42:34] h4 you better kick yourself

[13:42:48] h4 who tf is Lex ?

[13:42:56] h4 why is he calling me Beast?

[13:43:08] h4 he said Bestie to me

[13:45:12] h4 gay Mikoolo

[13:45:14] h4 hey foxy o/

[13:45:22] h4 super gay

[13:45:24] h4 .w

[13:45:30] h4 foxy get some warmer temperatures over there :D

[13:45:50] h4 for heating?

[13:46:28] h4 eww

[13:46:30] h4 wth

[13:46:32] h4 ?

[13:46:34] h4 must be stormy over there too

[13:48:45] h4 weather over here is pissing me off

[13:48:49] h4 storm and rain for days

[13:48:52] h4 over and over

[13:48:56] h4 fuck climate change

[13:49:06] h4 I mean it beats droughts on end I suppose

[13:49:32] h4 yeah not like this though

[13:49:43] h4 usually we get shit weather and it feels like constant autumn

[13:49:49] h4 but this year apart from 1-2 weeks of snow

[13:50:08] h4 it goes from -10°C to 10°C within days and that leads to constant winds and storms

[13:50:25] h4 that may be normal winter for a british person

[13:50:34] h4 but this is definetely new to me

[13:50:47] h4 absolutely

[13:51:03] h4 no I'm done with winter :D

[13:51:05] h4 i want spring now

[13:52:26] h4 norway

[13:52:31] h4 sweden is the country of Mikoolo

[13:52:47] h4 yes norway is better

[13:53:09] h4 but then I have never been to norway

[13:53:14] h4 been to sweden

[13:55:38] h4 cute :)

[13:57:28] h4 I love how you don't acknowledge Mikoolos rather bad joke

[13:57:30] h4 :D

[13:57:37] h4 and he tries so hard to get his point through

[14:08:07] h4 wildting2: congrats, you acknowledged the problem

[14:08:09] h4 what are you gonna do about it?

[14:08:12] h4 30 years is a lot

[14:08:26] h4 will you stop eating meat now since it is a major contributor to global warming and deforestation?

[14:09:20] h4 yeah

[14:09:28] h4 but starting somewhere can't hurt

[14:09:35] h4 plus red meat is not healthy either

[14:09:59] h4 oh then better stop drinking any

[14:10:04] h4 bonus

[14:10:11] h4 you won't get to see the horrible weather two weeks from now

[14:10:40] h4 Äpfel und Birnen, Mikoolo

[14:11:44] h4 no wildting2 has not answered my question

[14:11:53] h4 because you had to intervene with some bullshit water story Mikoolo

[14:11:55] h4 wth?

[14:12:29] h4 he probably isn't gonna answer it either

[14:12:41] h4 thx for highlighting the second question

[14:12:46] h4 which was rhetorical

[14:12:48] h4 goddamn it

[14:13:52] h4 ye

[14:14:29] h4 that and migration since life won't be supported in a lot of places in few decades

[14:17:13] h4 see Mikoolo

[14:17:16] h4 he never answered it

[14:17:20] h4 he is an observer

[14:17:28] h4 sees it on BBC, considers it's bad

[14:17:34] h4 but he alone can't possibly do anything

[14:17:36] h4 so why should he?

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