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Wednesday, February 14, 2024
[08:16:40] Mikoolo .w
[09:17:30] Mikoolo My condolences, pankakes.
[09:18:27] Mikoolo Morning dea
[11:56:14] Mikoolo Had 2 huge semlor for lunch.
[12:10:43] Mikoolo A pastry.
[12:11:46] Mikoolo Oh
[12:11:49] Mikoolo They started with that now
[12:11:51] Mikoolo There
[12:13:49] Mikoolo Nice
[12:16:02] Mikoolo Each time you shoot a duck a duckfarmer in china beheads one for xijing pingu.
[12:17:41] Mikoolo Isn't it better to use less complicated words that people (like me) don't have to google to understand the meaning of?
[12:19:28] Mikoolo Thank you.
[12:19:34] Mikoolo I had 2 already for lunch tho.
[12:19:52] Mikoolo Am about to open a can of monster aussie lemonade.
[12:26:51] Mikoolo Hi wez.
[12:47:14] Mikoolo Half Life 2 was originally going to feature dropbears instead for headcrabs. But the secretive collective dropbear community that controls straya threatened valve with violence if they did not replace them with something else.
[12:47:24] Mikoolo Same with Half Life 1.
[12:47:32] Mikoolo Amirite wez?
[12:47:55] Mikoolo Scooter > mobility scooter
[13:20:39] Mikoolo d3f = diablo 3 friends?
[13:21:15] Mikoolo galaxy, star, planet, moon, universe.
[13:21:25] Mikoolo Biggest to smallest.
[13:21:50] Mikoolo Pluto is no longer a planet.
[13:21:55] Mikoolo Unless they made it a planet again.
[13:22:10] Mikoolo Pluto likes to bark and pee on trees.
[13:22:57] Mikoolo How well did I score, login?
[13:28:11] Mikoolo I think he might gnaw on it.
[13:29:32] Mikoolo Still attached, wez.
[13:29:53] Mikoolo Hows the dropbear attached to your head today, wez?
[13:30:19] Mikoolo dropbear, wildting2.
[13:30:43] Mikoolo It's a evil koala like creature that drops on it's prey from a high tree.
[13:35:14] Mikoolo So, ComputerTech added a quote from someone that did his mum.
[13:36:15] Mikoolo Some edgelord that one.
[13:39:22] Mikoolo Tell me how big the universe is, LoGiQue.
[13:39:24] Mikoolo login *
[13:40:45] Mikoolo Thank you Ice`, but I am not into you in that way.
[13:43:59] Mikoolo Damn it. ComputerTech's ass is away now.
[13:50:24] Mikoolo His ass is smarter, wez.
[13:50:33] Mikoolo It was on rizon before the rest of him figured how to get here.
[13:50:47] Mikoolo Naah
[13:51:02] Mikoolo His mouth is dumb.
[13:51:09] Mikoolo And he speaks with it.
[13:51:24] Mikoolo His ass Compass is really smart tho. Rarely says dumb shit.
[13:52:21] Mikoolo Prove it, login.
[13:54:16] Mikoolo Flatulence doesn't count as communication, Ice`.
[14:02:08] Mikoolo I did not ask for the definition of the universe, login. I asked you to prove it's bigger.
[14:04:04] Mikoolo Nice save.
[14:04:08] Mikoolo I was about to make a joke.
[14:04:34] Mikoolo He's lying.
[14:05:11] Mikoolo Don't look at my /giphy liar, wez.
[14:17:23] Mikoolo Does the dropbear gnawing on wez's head count as a kid, n1?
[14:17:56] Mikoolo I see wez thinks it counts.
[14:18:38] Mikoolo He doesn't even dare to call it a fantasy coz he knows they are real.
[14:19:39] Mikoolo Too much blood in your alcohol system, pankakes.
[14:20:51] Mikoolo It turns complicated if you cut of their limbs and dump them in different locations, pankakes.
[14:51:11] Mikoolo Save this playlist for your dm'ing, Syndus. https://youtu.be/Kl40J5YMmcI?list=PLBu4P43zHQhVAHjtkGRoGiSPDVn5_VmO_
[14:53:09] Mikoolo queued?
[14:53:34] Mikoolo Use a computer to irc.
[15:00:44] Mikoolo Hope it's a horror surival themed campaign.
[15:00:51] Mikoolo survival*
[15:05:00] Mikoolo Syndus, esjay is the one who added "Vote for Pedro".
[15:21:31] Mikoolo Think I need a nap.
[15:24:15] Mikoolo Ask your isp, basti.
[15:25:10] Mikoolo What now, pankakes?
[15:25:39] Mikoolo :
[15:25:42] Mikoolo :< *
[17:44:45] Mikoolo Just buy it back or wait for someone else to shoot the next duck, basti, Kirra_Qween.
[17:45:00] Mikoolo And then you got the gun back automatically.
[17:51:10] Mikoolo Evening.
[17:53:18] Mikoolo Oh no. The blitzkriegers are back.
[17:54:29] Mikoolo Meine nationalsocialistichen kameraden basti un h4, singt mit mir https://youtu.be/W3nIxvQnjIQ
[17:54:38] Mikoolo und*
[17:55:07] Mikoolo Only when the other nazis start talking.
[17:56:48] Mikoolo No
[17:56:50] Mikoolo No furries.
[17:56:59] Mikoolo zof was the one who liked furries, h4.
[17:57:10] Mikoolo zof = zootopia obssessed furry
[17:57:34] Mikoolo Naaah
[17:57:54] Mikoolo h4 is supposed to be looked at with roman numerals.
[17:58:32] Mikoolo Jill is a better name for the hand tho.
[17:58:51] Mikoolo j = thumb and index finger when you look at the back of your hand.
[17:59:12] Mikoolo The swedish name for that gf is Lena Handén.
[17:59:57] Mikoolo It formed a manji on your forehead when you lost sight of it, h4.
[18:00:50] Mikoolo Heres Jill as the left hand https://i.imgur.com/zGxPbtW.jpeg when looking at the palm
[18:01:12] Mikoolo It's sfw.
[18:01:42] Mikoolo I use nsfw when the content is nsfw so it's safe to click it, basti.
[18:02:28] Mikoolo h4 is just traumatized of some of the nsfw stuff I've posted.
[18:02:45] Mikoolo He gets proper WW2 eastern front flashbacks when he see me post a link.
[18:03:15] Mikoolo anvisning.
[18:03:25] Mikoolo .t sv de anvisning
[18:04:10] Mikoolo Has pankakes given you a kiss yet as valentines gift, h4?
[18:05:56] Mikoolo ----<--@
[18:07:15] Mikoolo I don't care.
[18:07:27] Mikoolo If they are retarded it will show sooner or later.
[18:07:31] Mikoolo Most often quite soon.
[18:08:06] Mikoolo Christiania in denmark. Understood!
[18:08:49] Mikoolo And the Bavarians are easily the best germans.
[18:08:58] Mikoolo Amirite basti?
[18:22:48] Mikoolo Happy valentines day, foxy. 🍔
[18:23:37] Mikoolo Oh so I could have given you this? ----<--@ instead for the burger?
[18:24:29] Mikoolo Happy valentines day pankakes 🥔
[18:26:23] Mikoolo I really dislike basti now, h4. He's a retard that changes nick when he goes afk.
[18:27:38] Mikoolo imo all webbrowser clients should be banned as default.
[18:28:16] Mikoolo Or just say "BRB ComputerTech Style!"
[18:33:33] Mikoolo Sure
[18:33:45] Mikoolo What may I help you with, wof?
[18:33:57] Mikoolo Ok
[18:34:05] Mikoolo Just do /part to part, wof.
[18:34:45] Mikoolo Or if you have a client with a graphical UI press on the x in the upper right corner of the channel window, wof.
[18:35:03] Mikoolo If not I can ask foxy to help you leave the channel, wof.
[18:35:22] Mikoolo I bet you've been esjay longer than you've been afk.
[18:36:54] Mikoolo This is one of the results I got when googling axpi2 https://www.ice.com/products/243/API2-Rotterdam-Coal-Futures
[18:37:56] Mikoolo Another result is API-2 an antitumor and antiviral medicine?
[18:38:15] Mikoolo Who did he shoot?
[18:39:14] Mikoolo Thats rude of you, h4.
[18:39:25] Mikoolo The ducks ain't tagged with specific users nicks.
[18:40:30] Mikoolo Now, show you're sorry by drinking this six pack of Budweiser, h4.
[18:40:33] Mikoolo US.
[18:40:44] Mikoolo :D
[18:41:16] Mikoolo I think basti is taunting you, foxy.
[18:42:22] Mikoolo I'm gonna repeat myself now and I absolutely never ever repeat myself.
[18:42:28] Mikoolo We should ban all webbrowser clients.
[18:45:42] Mikoolo I bought two semlor. Mum doesn't like them so I got to eat two.
[18:47:09] Mikoolo A hollowed out bun made from a cinnamon bun like dough, filled with almond paste, topped with whip cream and then the top part of the bun is put back on top of the cream and sprinkled with flour sugar.
[18:49:24] Mikoolo Nothing of value was lost, Kirra_Qween.
[18:50:18] Mikoolo Would have been more fun if it was a awp skill builder, wof.
[18:51:07] Mikoolo I ate two, h4.
[18:51:10] Mikoolo Freshly made.
[18:51:13] Mikoolo Expensive but tasty.
[18:51:48] Mikoolo Double the price than buying one from the grocery store that was machine produced.
[18:52:16] Mikoolo True
[18:52:30] Mikoolo Seasonal pastries are nice.
[18:52:40] Mikoolo But then sometimes you get the craving for them off season.
[18:58:31] Mikoolo yw
[19:02:17] Mikoolo h4, foxy. I think magnetron is sending me death threats.
[19:03:08] Mikoolo basti, you should get a dedicated irc client.
[19:17:51] Mikoolo Also basti. No need to change nick to basti^afk when you go afk. Just say, brb or bbl.
[19:18:17] Mikoolo Or just say nothing and people will figure out that you're afk by not replying, basti.
[19:18:54] Mikoolo The example PapaFrog used right now is what he told his, now, ex-wife and kids 20 years ago, basti.
[19:19:31] Mikoolo Is TheFatherMind bothering you, basti?
[19:19:40] Mikoolo Are you sure?
[19:19:45] Mikoolo Oh
[19:21:55] Mikoolo He ment to reply it as a dad joke, Kirra_Qween.
[19:22:01] Mikoolo But he accidentally added "I'm" to it.
[19:22:29] Mikoolo HI DAD!
[19:22:31] Mikoolo I'M MIKOOLO!
[19:23:39] Mikoolo Here's a video of PapaFrog eating https://youtu.be/yovjlDOTgxQ
[19:24:37] Mikoolo Theres worse places to be from. Like, denmark.
[19:25:07] Mikoolo Finland is a great place to be from.
[19:45:42] Mikoolo You're mistaking me for Gabe Newell now, Syndus.
[19:47:18] Mikoolo 👍
[19:47:45] Mikoolo Try doing all of those in that order, Syndus.
[19:49:48] Mikoolo It's a homophobic hate crime to stab Syndus, Ru.
[19:49:52] Mikoolo So don't stab him.
[19:54:51] Mikoolo Do you like child sized legal people more than adults, basti?
[19:56:22] Mikoolo It's a bot, basti.
[19:56:56] Mikoolo Stay here long enough and you'll see that the bot doesn't do anything else than saying "Hi [nick]", basti.
[21:00:10] Mikoolo Ok, ComputerTech. Guess what movie this LEGO set is based on https://i.imgur.com/BDHBgNv.jpeg
[21:00:19] Mikoolo Ah I see he wrote brb.
[21:00:25] Mikoolo We're not gonna see him until tomorrow now.
[21:02:08] Mikoolo He doesn't live in a third world country where you pay per liter from the tap, basti.
[21:03:31] Mikoolo Thank you, pankakes.
[21:04:43] Mikoolo Here pankakes I made this 🍟 with the potato.
[21:06:20] Mikoolo You don't like french fries, pankakes?
[21:11:48] Mikoolo [22:00:10] <&Mikoolo> Ok, ComputerTech. Guess what movie this LEGO set is based on https://i.imgur.com/BDHBgNv.jpeg
[21:12:18] Mikoolo Yeah, hippos got horns, ComputerTech.
[21:12:29] Mikoolo Seems like you need to go back to school.
[21:12:53] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/Zt4TsNr0SMI
[21:13:39] Mikoolo also here [22:13:16] -NickServ- Time registered: Feb 13 11:40:43 2024 PST
[21:15:55] Mikoolo I think we've guessed that, ComputerTech.
[21:15:58] Mikoolo Before you saying it.
[21:17:08] Mikoolo look h4
[21:17:15] Mikoolo ComputerTech is already messing up the access list!
[21:19:16] Mikoolo He didn't even click on the youtube link, Syndus.
[21:19:53] Mikoolo The one where ace gets out from the rhino.
[21:20:14] Mikoolo ComputerTech is like a virgin when it comes to movies.
[21:20:32] Mikoolo YET YOU COULDN'T SAY WHAT MOVIE IT WAS FROM COMPUTERTECH! ARE YOU LYING ABOUT HAVING SEEN ACE VENTURA?
[21:20:43] Mikoolo YOU ARE!
[21:21:13] Mikoolo YET YOU COULD NOT SAY THE NAME OF THE MOVIE UNTIL SYNDUS SAID IT COMPUTERTECH!
[21:21:34] Mikoolo YOU ARE ALSO GETTING ROASTED COMPUTERTECH!
[21:21:49] Mikoolo Ok, you win, Lola-Tech.
[21:22:20] Mikoolo You did before, ComputerTech.
[21:24:30] Mikoolo Nice. Snow in Deadwood, South Dakota.
[21:24:52] Mikoolo Thought you were in cali.
[21:41:30] Mikoolo So GrungeBarbie's valentines date is her "massager".
[21:45:25] Mikoolo Go ask phonekait, wildting2. She wants PENIS! quite often.
[21:45:33] Mikoolo You can trade with her.
[22:19:22] Mikoolo Nite deadly.
[22:19:36] Mikoolo I'll be going to bed soon aswell.
[22:19:48] Mikoolo u 2
[22:20:13] Mikoolo Gotta get my eyedrops and paracetamol first tho.
[22:32:27] Mikoolo My condolences, fifel.
[22:33:02] Mikoolo We can trade, fifel. My all ailments for your covid.
[22:33:06] Mikoolo all my*
[22:34:12] Mikoolo Sadly for me. Luckily for you.
[22:35:37] Mikoolo You'd have to carry a metal object in your brain though.
[22:41:35] Mikoolo Kinda curious about the neuralink person. How they are right now.
[22:42:11] Mikoolo 2½ week since the implant.
[22:50:09] Mikoolo Well the terminally ill monkeys they tried it on made FDA give them approval.
[22:51:19] Mikoolo Worst thing with the neuralink chip is if it can recieve information.
[22:51:27] Mikoolo Imagine getting commercials interrupting your dreams.
[22:51:48] Mikoolo Or being used for bitcoin mining.
[22:52:46] Mikoolo Or if it's hackable and someone decides to put ransomware on your brain.
[22:53:51] Mikoolo And how sensitive is it to smartphones getting a call?
[22:54:06] Mikoolo Like how speakers go "BRZZZZ!" when someone is calling you.
[22:56:14] Mikoolo Also the weight of the chip and how it connects with the brain. Tendrils? Will the weight affects if it remains stationary where it was place or will it obey the laws of gravity and think "OH DAMN! I SHOULD MOVE 2MM DOWNWARDS AND OH BOY I WILL DEFFO NOT CAUSE ANY HARM!"
[22:56:44] Mikoolo It must be anchored somehow imo.
[22:57:14] Mikoolo But if it works we're taking one step closer to many opportunities, both good and bad.
[23:03:12] Mikoolo And there all the luck from the four leaf clover got removed.
[23:04:03] Mikoolo Ok. I need to come up with a replacement for "Luck of the irish" for you then.
[23:04:24] Mikoolo Potato is too stereotypic.
[23:07:25] Mikoolo No
[23:07:39] Mikoolo Theres no potato large enough to be shared betwen multiple people.
[23:08:00] Mikoolo I have none.
[23:08:04] Mikoolo You should enjoy it.
[23:08:12] Mikoolo And I'm about to go to bed here.
[23:09:45] Mikoolo It's 10 minutes past midnight.
[23:09:47] Mikoolo So.
[23:09:48] Mikoolo Nite!
[23:10:07] Mikoolo Hope the neighbours fucking dogs doesn't start barking nonstop this morning tho.
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