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[09:11:04] Mikoolo A morning.

[09:15:20] Mikoolo A please.

[09:15:40] Mikoolo A ok.

[09:24:54] Mikoolo Nah it's snake season.

[09:25:00] Mikoolo Sheep season is during summer.

[09:25:39] Mikoolo You know corndogs?

[09:26:15] Mikoolo This is a corndog made from snake meat.

[09:26:19] Mikoolo A cornsnake.

[09:27:35] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/TqjFU9R3Jng

[09:28:13] Mikoolo If it's edible it's food.

[09:28:20] Mikoolo s/korea/china

[09:29:23] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ZQUJMa_roZo damn it's huge

[09:29:56] Mikoolo Not anti snake propaganda.

[09:30:04] Mikoolo It's cooking.

[09:31:00] Mikoolo Vegans say the same about cows.

[09:31:12] Mikoolo Snakes are food.

[09:31:18] Mikoolo Yummy snakes.

[09:33:09] Mikoolo Oh they are using a atv to snake what I assume is a python?

[09:34:04] Mikoolo Yes, but Mikoolo was supposed to be Mikoolio but I made a typo many many years ago CrazeR.

[09:34:12] Mikoolo .yt markoolio orkar inget mer

[09:34:25] Mikoolo Was a fan of this artist as a teen.

[09:35:04] Mikoolo It's been 25 years since the typo now, CrazeR.

[09:35:42] Mikoolo Swedish

[09:36:19] Mikoolo Heres a more recent song, CrazeR https://youtu.be/vVTw0Qq3slw

[09:36:23] Mikoolo Sauna King.

[09:39:58] Mikoolo Yeah

[09:40:53] Mikoolo What about the hockey players?

[09:41:39] Mikoolo Gods?

[09:41:41] Mikoolo Warriors?

[09:41:57] Mikoolo Toothless bastards that are trying to get our women with their hockey smiles?

[09:43:40] Mikoolo This is the opening for my local hockey team when they enter the ice CrazeR https://youtu.be/XHVqIJbZbxo

[09:44:25] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/XHVqIJbZbxo?t=102 right before they enter the ice

[09:45:37] Mikoolo Look at the enterance they use to get out on the ice from :>

[09:47:00] Mikoolo It's a giant bear head.

[09:47:48] Mikoolo oooof

[09:48:21] Mikoolo .cc 150 sek to cad

[09:48:34] Mikoolo For a seat in the hometeams arena

[09:48:42] Mikoolo .cc 50 sek to cad

[09:48:48] Mikoolo For a standing place.

[09:48:51] Mikoolo No seat.

[09:49:19] Mikoolo no

[09:49:37] Mikoolo Whats the price for a pack of marlboro red in canada?

[09:50:43] Mikoolo 1 pack of Marlboro Red

[09:50:48] Mikoolo .cc 76 sek to cad

[09:51:08] Mikoolo Marlboro Red is a popular US brand tho.

[09:51:12] Mikoolo Thought it was everywhere.

[09:51:51] Mikoolo cheapest beer here. 330ml can, 5% abv

[09:52:02] Mikoolo .cc 10.7 sek to cad

[09:52:12] Mikoolo Domestic

[09:53:08] Mikoolo 700ml bottle of Black velvet

[09:53:12] Mikoolo .cc 242 sek to cad

[09:54:26] Mikoolo The 1.37 cad for the beer here includes the return if you recycle it.

[09:54:35] Mikoolo .cc 9.70 sek to cad

[09:54:42] Mikoolo Without the recycle.

[09:54:57] Mikoolo But 1.37 is the price you pay anyway.

[09:55:10] Mikoolo But you get the 0.09 back if you recycle it.

[09:55:33] Mikoolo However. beer and drinks at bars are super expensive here.

[09:55:57] Mikoolo The cheapest beer could have a 5 times higher price increase at a bar.

[09:57:20] Mikoolo .cc 39 sek to cad

[09:57:32] Mikoolo Thats the price for a big mac, at mcd. No fries, no soda included.

[09:57:35] Mikoolo Just the burger.

[09:58:33] Mikoolo Nice to do price comparisons tho.

[09:59:20] Mikoolo I pay like 4000 sek / month for a 44m2 apartment with electricity, 1gbit internet. Water and heating is free.

[09:59:31] Mikoolo .cc 4000 sek to cad

[10:00:00] Mikoolo About 10 minutes with bus to city center.

[10:00:16] Mikoolo 1gbit is included in the rent.

[10:00:26] Mikoolo If it ain't it's like

[10:00:30] Mikoolo .cc 500 sek to cad

[10:01:07] Mikoolo No download caps. Don't know if thats a thing in canada but it is in some places in the US like for \g

[10:01:46] Mikoolo However wage tax is high I guess? I made

[10:01:53] Mikoolo .cc 27756 sek to cad

[10:01:54] Mikoolo before tax

[10:01:58] Mikoolo About

[10:02:04] Mikoolo .cc 22500 sek to cad

[10:02:05] Mikoolo after tax

[10:03:22] Mikoolo I spent like 3 weeks in the hospital last year. That cost me.

[10:03:25] Mikoolo .cc 2100 sek to cad

[10:03:42] Mikoolo But the insurance company gave it back after a month.

[10:04:22] Mikoolo bye

[10:05:03] Mikoolo Another great thing in sweden is, if you need medication and you buy it alot the "Subsidizing" increases. So if you paid 10 cad for your meds the first month it would be 9cad the next. ANd so on.

[10:05:18] Mikoolo I pay like 10 sek for eye drops that costs 100sek atm.

[10:05:54] Mikoolo Some times are for sure expensiver here but some things are also cheaper.

[10:06:05] Mikoolo In the end we both got the same buying power when it comes to stuff.

[10:09:13] Mikoolo .w

[10:10:07] Mikoolo Sure thing.

[10:10:14] Mikoolo I left you some snake sausages in the fridge, MatCat.

[10:47:22] Mikoolo This is ComputerTech's new channel #🐑

[11:49:31] Mikoolo hardcore potatos fed the souls of the potatos before them.

[11:49:58] Mikoolo prosit

[11:58:05] Mikoolo There, lunch consumed.

[11:58:10] Mikoolo Had cold smoked ham and cheese.

[12:00:00] Mikoolo Want me to tuck you in?

[12:02:13] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/q-Rqdgna3Yw

[12:04:39] Mikoolo What team do you cheer for, pankakes?

[12:04:55] Mikoolo In premier league

[12:05:43] Mikoolo I cheer for Tommy Evenfatterbelly belcher in darts. https://youtu.be/pgap_CzceBM

[12:06:16] Mikoolo He's meeting Die Fatbelly Gutbucket in that competition I linked.

[12:07:17] Mikoolo I used to follow womens tennis until Simona Halep had a breast reduction.

[12:07:45] Mikoolo Simona Halep had the biggest tits in tennis.

[12:07:48] Mikoolo And she was great.

[12:07:57] Mikoolo After the breast reduction she became a monster.

[12:08:10] Mikoolo Coz they didn't throw her off balance anymore.

[12:08:38] Mikoolo Look at this before and after pic, pankakes https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/72/590x/910665_1.jpg

[12:08:59] Mikoolo Yes login.

[12:09:41] Mikoolo https://www.tennisworldusa.org/imgb/59894/simona-halep-breast-reduction-was-her-biggest-sacrifice.webp another good pic of simona halep.

[12:10:45] Mikoolo Seems like you should dye your hair blonde and get ComputerTech, pankakes.

[12:11:43] Mikoolo What you should aim for is not someone to hold your hand when you burn the world down, pankakes. You should look for someone that brings the sausage and extra kindle.

[12:14:46] Mikoolo You could make a fake black book of people that have paid you for sex and reveal it in court if someone decides to ruin your life, pankakes.

[12:15:05] Mikoolo TAKE THEM ALL DOWN IF YOU GO DOWN! even if they are inncoent!

[12:15:09] Mikoolo Cash only

[12:15:55] Mikoolo Rich people always have money at hand without the need for a atm.

[12:17:10] Mikoolo Make something like a kill switch. Simplified example: If you ain't pressing a certain button once a month a website launches and reveals all kinds of juicy stuff.

[12:31:30] Mikoolo I got a picture of pankakes, login. Want to see?

[12:32:29] Mikoolo Here login. NSFW pankakes is naked in this picture. https://i.imgur.com/UXARgqc.jpeg

[12:32:46] Mikoolo You are.

[12:33:23] Mikoolo It's right there in the pic, login.

[12:33:39] Mikoolo Thats pankakes, login.

[12:34:37] Mikoolo Heres my face, NSFW https://i.imgur.com/EIM2uVs.jpg

[12:36:17] Mikoolo Theres a better pic of me on the discord server.

[12:37:44] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/8gs39Ym.jpg this pic of me is on the discord server.

[12:38:31] Mikoolo UNHAND MY FACE WITH YOUR SOIL COVERED HANDS!

[12:38:49] Mikoolo You should scrup your fingernails better. Theres loads of brown nightsoil beneath them.

[12:38:52] Mikoolo scrub*

[12:39:19] Mikoolo Thats becuase you're fabulous Syndus.

[12:39:32] Mikoolo because*

[12:40:40] Mikoolo He's fabulous login.

[12:42:08] Mikoolo Oh yeah forgot I got this classic in my imgur album https://i.imgur.com/2DUtt38.png

[12:46:30] Mikoolo Manchurian Candidate* pankakes.

[12:47:12] Mikoolo .quote add <+deadly> i'll fucking rape you! <&pankakes> cant rape the willing

[12:48:17] Mikoolo Hug it, sleep on it. Cuddle it. To make your tears go away.

[13:10:08] Mikoolo You should remember every word for this cover deadly https://youtu.be/DwORzQxAXmU

[13:14:44] Mikoolo CANADIAN!

[13:16:38] Mikoolo I know about Canatian Tire Money from LTT.

[13:16:43] Mikoolo Canadian*

[13:18:38] Mikoolo Hemloch, wildting2. Do you know the biggest canadian scam in the world?

[13:19:11] Mikoolo The biggest canadian scam is making people believe Hawaii pizza was made in hawaii.

[13:19:31] Mikoolo CANADA INVENTED PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!

[13:22:29] Mikoolo Did you see the brendan kvanagh livestream yet, wildting2?

[13:22:34] Mikoolo Where the little pinks harass him.

[13:22:57] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/65iwnI2hjAA

[13:27:36] Mikoolo Nah, mogabiboumi mentioned the little pink incident of 2024, Syndus.

[15:26:47] Mikoolo hi

[15:28:42] Mikoolo C4N i7 rUn Cr15Is!?!

[15:30:11] Mikoolo Can you accidentally kill yourself in palworld by not building a chimney for your indoor fire?

[15:30:36] Mikoolo hi

[15:31:14] Mikoolo Nice \g.

[15:31:31] Mikoolo So you can use that indoor fire to cook food an all, \g?

[15:32:17] Mikoolo And if it was not intentionally or by accident used to set the house on fire and it can still set the house on fire, \g?

[15:33:24] Mikoolo If you put the fire in the middle of the floor, \g. Without the intention to set the house on fire. Will it set the house on fire?

[15:34:16] Mikoolo In valheim the smoke from the fireplace will fill the room if theres no exit for it, \g. ANd that smoke can kill you by asphyxiation.

[15:35:03] Mikoolo Hope he renames elitebot soon too.

[15:35:20] Mikoolo ffs

[15:35:33] Mikoolo I bet he named it pye from pi.

[15:40:05] Mikoolo Hire me to name your stuff, h4.

[15:42:09] Mikoolo But you got a excellent free option too, h4.

[15:42:14] Mikoolo Your niece.

[15:43:50] Mikoolo Put her to work while she can be a free productive naming machine before she realizes that she can make money out of it, h4.

[15:45:57] Mikoolo I also gave you the free option, h4.

[15:46:21] Mikoolo But you could probably pay her in icecream or candy.

[15:48:07] Mikoolo Whenever I see Hks I automatically start writing /kickban until I notice it's not hkm.

[15:48:59] Mikoolo I take it that you two are the same person then, Hks.

[15:50:37] Mikoolo Some like to evade.

[16:05:17] Mikoolo I told you days ago, rest until it feels better, irish666.

[16:05:56] Mikoolo Start watching porn, irish666.

[16:29:33] Mikoolo Yeah wof. irish666 imports it from the US.

[16:29:52] Mikoolo The biggest supplier of foreskin products.

[16:30:34] Mikoolo Thats why he wants to move there. So he doesn't need to pay the import taxes.

[16:30:50] Mikoolo How much do you go through each day, wof?

[16:32:00] Mikoolo They can't park there, wof!

[16:41:17] Mikoolo Sounds more like diabetes and flavourless to me, pankakes.

[16:47:46] Mikoolo Nah, wof. Thats zof's gf.

[16:48:13] Mikoolo Wof, this is pankakes. https://i.imgur.com/UXARgqc.jpg

[16:48:23] Mikoolo She's even naked in that pic, wof.

[16:48:37] Mikoolo Thats a potato, wof.

[16:48:45] Mikoolo A peeled potato.

[16:50:55] Mikoolo Lol, Trump sort anything.

[16:51:36] Mikoolo Trump is a bad joke.

[17:03:03] Mikoolo \g I bet you can get people pregnant by looking at them due to your hyper sperms.

[17:08:34] Mikoolo I hate religious people that mention their religion and talk about it all the time as if it's some miracle cure to everything.

[17:45:37] Mikoolo Looks like you stitched it at home, Syndus.

[17:46:52] Mikoolo US Healthcare. People going wild west or shit instead for going to the hospital coz it would financially ruin you. Or in this case, not call in to postpone job interview coz they had a accident that might need treatment.

[17:48:01] Mikoolo Have to start at an early age to save yourself from getting financially ruined in US, h4.

[17:49:07] Mikoolo He's going Batmanhush, h4.

[17:49:23] Mikoolo Remember when Batmanhush cut open half his hand? I might be exaggerating a bit.

[17:50:37] Mikoolo Jack Daniels, h4.

[17:50:57] Mikoolo Tho the abv is too low to be used as disinfectant.

[17:51:17] Mikoolo 60%? or even higher to be usable as disinfectant?

[17:52:17] Mikoolo Go see a doctor Syndus!

[17:52:30] Mikoolo You'd rather not lose a thumb due to your field of work!

[17:53:01] Mikoolo Is he/she allowed to park the car there according to the HOA, wofmobile?

[17:55:46] Mikoolo Oh yeah. Nice Brutalist architecture there wofmobile.

[17:56:28] Mikoolo I bet it's a federal crime to hang the flag like that.

[17:56:51] Mikoolo Which version of it, wofmobile?

[17:57:26] Mikoolo Hang up the 40's era german flag next to the israeli flag, wofmobile.

[17:58:13] Mikoolo Put a big heart between the two flags, wofmobile.

[17:58:40] Mikoolo That one is a yes-go if you put a big heart between it and the israeli flag, wofmobile.

[17:59:17] Mikoolo But the israeli flag first, then the heart and then the 40's era german flag.

[17:59:22] Mikoolo Put*

[18:00:46] Mikoolo Whats with the lower left, h4?

[18:00:54] Mikoolo Ah

[18:00:56] Mikoolo The cool ones.

[18:01:08] Mikoolo With the stasi and all.

[18:03:30] Mikoolo You can't pick the blue and white squared one or h4 will set your home on fire, wofmobile.

[18:04:14] Mikoolo Don't threaten him with a good time!

[18:04:53] Mikoolo Thats because it's too close to the bavarian flag. The alcohol fumes is making it drunk.

[18:05:54] Mikoolo The mecklenburg-vorpommern. Is that a sheep or a cow with a crown?

[18:06:18] Mikoolo Guy who chose that symbol must have been in bavaria when he designed it.

[18:07:25] Mikoolo And it looks like a drunk sleezeball that sees a hot woman sitting alone at the bar.

[18:08:13] Mikoolo And before he discovered oktoberfest in bavaria.

[18:25:22] Mikoolo wof, Trump is more like Mussolini than hitler.

[18:26:31] Mikoolo Mussolini is a third rate fascist compared to hitler.

[18:26:41] Mikoolo It's the same when calling neo-nazis for nazis.

[18:26:46] Mikoolo It's a title of honour to them.

[18:28:27] Mikoolo And the WWII nazis didn't hate muslims like todays neo-nazis do.

[18:28:49] Mikoolo The grand mufti of jerusalem was granted honorary aryan status by Hitler.

[18:30:03] Mikoolo When was islam banned in the US?

[18:31:51] Mikoolo That was for immigrants/visitors. Not a right out ban on islam.

[18:35:33] Mikoolo For like 3 days.

[18:36:23] Mikoolo Imo understandable tho.

[18:41:32] Mikoolo s/german/chinese or israeli

[18:44:20] Mikoolo GJ h4!

[19:01:45] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[19:02:33] Mikoolo I have bad news Frogorg.

[19:02:36] Mikoolo Really bad news.

[19:02:45] Mikoolo I hope you're sitting down for this, Frogorg.

[19:03:07] Mikoolo I recently started to get diarrhea from dumle, Frogorg :(

[19:04:53] Mikoolo No, herald.

[19:05:25] Mikoolo But annoying enough and only occurs after eating a dozen dumles or more, herald.

[19:05:34] Mikoolo So it was easy to rule out dumle as the culprint.

[19:05:45] Mikoolo Figure out that *

[19:10:29] Mikoolo Oh yeah, new ep of Delicious in Dungeon is out.

[19:21:04] Mikoolo Fensta, deadly ain't fat. He's expanding horizontally.

[19:24:47] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg, did you see my sad news?

[19:25:04] Mikoolo :<

[19:40:31] Mikoolo esjay I think you might like Dungeon Meshi if you haven't started watching it.

[19:50:28] Mikoolo I can't find any info about russia launching a nuke into space, irish666.

[19:51:55] Mikoolo Link to something that ain't paywalled.

[19:52:14] Mikoolo I did

[19:52:23] Mikoolo I find nothing about them launching a nuke into space 6 days ago

[19:52:42] Mikoolo Is this a ESL moment where you couldn't read the article properly, irish666?

[19:53:55] Mikoolo That article doesn't mention anything about russia launching a nuke into space, irish666.

[19:54:37] Mikoolo Russia wants to, HelderHeid. But irish666 can barely read and thinks they already did.

[19:55:59] Mikoolo Here I found an article irish666. https://www.russianspaceweb.com/spacecraft-military-soyuz2-1v-2024-0209.html

[19:58:41] Mikoolo He didn't link to any article that confirmed his previous statement of them actually launching a nuke, TheFatherMind.

[20:00:23] Mikoolo And it's all just speculations about the rocket launch on feb 9th.

[20:00:26] Mikoolo Nothing confirmed.

[20:00:48] Mikoolo Could even be just a test launch for the supply rocket they sent yesterday to ISS.

[20:02:51] Mikoolo Also irish666. I've said this before. I don't consider anyone on irc as a friend. Just enemies I like more than others.

[20:03:37] Mikoolo Look at ComputerTech as an example. His best friends are all people on irc he has never met irl.

[20:06:25] Mikoolo One thing is sure. The day Putin decides to use a nuke to blow something up is the day that russia ceases to exist as we know it today.

[21:00:49] Mikoolo I heard you renamed elitechat to pyechat, ComputerTech. A pun on 3.14.

[21:01:21] Mikoolo 3.14chat

[21:01:29] Mikoolo I did, h4.

[21:02:12] Mikoolo Are you a qt3.14 ComputerTech?

[21:02:35] Mikoolo Read it out loud, ComputerTech.

[21:02:58] Mikoolo Do you like fish 3.14 then, ComputerTech?

[21:03:18] Mikoolo I don't think he knows, h4.

[21:03:22] Mikoolo I really don't think he knows.

[21:03:45] Mikoolo Look ComputerTech

[21:03:48] Mikoolo .cc what is pi

[21:04:26] Mikoolo We'd all be doomed.

[21:05:45] Mikoolo I think it's an excuse to not get ridiculed any further for a moment, h4.

[21:07:17] Mikoolo h4 I am contemplating wheter to re-educate myself into becoming a network technician or something. Working with computer hardware rather than software.

[21:08:44] Mikoolo Atleast it ain't social networking so it's positive, h4.

[21:09:17] Mikoolo True kot.

[21:09:58] Mikoolo He's known to skip entire books you've recommended him.

[21:15:33] Mikoolo Damn the 4 local job offers I see all requests fluent english.

[21:16:11] Mikoolo I think they would call the local hells angels chapter to beat me up if I did that, h4.

[21:39:30] Mikoolo I got the duck!

[21:39:40] Mikoolo ^5 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[21:40:22] Mikoolo ty

[21:43:00] Mikoolo Expensive short term cost. Cheaper long term living.

[21:43:23] Mikoolo It was a fruit, GrungeBarbie.

[21:43:26] Mikoolo Racist.

[21:45:32] Mikoolo wof, ComputerTech ain't a tool. He has no purpose compared to one.

[21:45:46] Mikoolo So please go to your garage or tool shed and apologize to every single one of your tools, wof.

[21:48:33] Mikoolo wof this is ComputerTech 10 years from now when he ain't working for his parents anymore. https://i.imgur.com/LXCltu8.gif

[21:54:22] Mikoolo Wait, ComputerTech ain't a girl? Looked kinda girly on the pics and webcam with her long blonde hair, wof. D:

[21:55:09] Mikoolo But now something important.

[21:55:12] Mikoolo Good night.

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