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Friday, February 16, 2024
[09:17:39] Mikoolo A morning.
[09:34:34] Mikoolo Look ComputerTech. This is what happens if you don't learn polish now that you've moved there.
[09:34:44] Mikoolo You'd start speaking english in a polish place.
[09:35:10] Mikoolo Like how the germans and dutch got a hard time to string together a complete sentence in english here and have to revert to their own native tongue.
[10:13:23] Mikoolo She has on multiple occasions said that she "Jerks Off" and asked about the 3 tricks for male genital performance improvements, KurtGodel.
[10:17:44] Mikoolo Fotnote: pankakes loves to threaten people with pipe bombs.
[10:18:47] Mikoolo h4, don't stick your dick in pankakes.
[10:19:25] Mikoolo Or setting the world on fire.
[10:19:34] Mikoolo And crying for almost anything.
[10:20:40] Mikoolo Someone should grep "pankakes" "cries"
[10:21:42] Mikoolo And crying.
[10:30:07] Mikoolo Don't do it, h4.
[10:30:21] Mikoolo It's him crying about why n0s3y hasn't come back yet, h4.
[10:53:46] Mikoolo n1, he probably forgot what async is by now.
[11:17:02] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.
[11:17:22] Mikoolo Thank you.
[11:21:04] Mikoolo And that guy is now scattered over a large area after pankakes gave him a pipe bomb.
[12:20:46] Mikoolo Gonna babysit my nephew tomorrow. Gonna take him to town to a fish/snake/arachnid/lizard petstore.
[12:21:12] Mikoolo Sure
[12:21:30] Mikoolo I'll try to sell him to the store as food for the animals.
[12:24:12] Mikoolo Big bro is driving bus, and niece is having a basketball match tomorrow.
[12:26:00] Mikoolo .quote search nappies
[12:35:43] Mikoolo s/buys/brews
[12:51:31] Mikoolo nah
[12:51:37] Mikoolo He posted it in this channel, h4.
[12:53:17] Mikoolo For shits and giggles, h4.
[12:53:51] Mikoolo I can say whats not wrong with me, h4.
[12:54:01] Mikoolo Indeed.
[12:55:11] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech I saw you requested to see the dutch cave explorer NSFW https://i.redd.it/2moxmnhmb8w51.gif
[13:22:17] Mikoolo irc makes highly intellectual brains become normal, kot.
[13:22:25] Mikoolo Look at ComputerTech, kot.
[13:22:31] Mikoolo He's the proof of this.
[13:22:47] Mikoolo Tho in his case it went a bit bellow normal.
[13:23:08] Mikoolo But he started to name his stuff better recently.
[13:23:38] Mikoolo I used to be highly retarded until I got my steel supplement, kot.
[14:40:38] Mikoolo ComputerTech is also known as CouchTempter in these parts.
[14:41:43] Mikoolo I fear that if I am drunk af at some womans place and she has tiny dogs that I would misstake them for indoor loafers.
[14:41:57] Mikoolo And them fighting back as I insert my foot is just me being drunk.
[14:55:30] Mikoolo ComputerTech's face when he sees a lonely bottle of magners.
[15:28:14] Mikoolo h4 is in love with Syndus and hopes Syndus will fall in love with him if he force feeds him parts of his body, GrungeBarbie.
[15:28:40] Mikoolo Yeah, GrungeBarbie.
[15:28:54] Mikoolo He's acting all tsundere now tho.
[16:00:31] Mikoolo Find a sugar daddy, GrungeBarbie.
[16:01:52] Mikoolo yw
[16:02:19] Mikoolo I'll send the bill for my consultation to you tomorrow. You got until March 1st to pay it.
[16:12:19] Mikoolo I hate urinary catheters more than needles.
[16:13:06] Mikoolo Consider yourself lucky.
[16:13:44] Mikoolo One morning I woke up in pain coz I was about to have an erection in my sleep.
[16:14:57] Mikoolo They shut of the valve and told me "Tell us when you need to pee and we'll pull it out at the same time." GrungeBarbie.
[16:15:20] Mikoolo off *
[16:15:48] Mikoolo It hurt like hell for a second.
[16:17:23] Mikoolo :(
[16:17:34] Mikoolo They didn't try the running water trick on you GrungeBarbie?
[16:18:15] Mikoolo Imagine the sound when you pour a 2liter bottle into the toilet.
[16:18:26] Mikoolo That heavy loud "SPLOSHING!" sound.
[16:23:39] Mikoolo hi
[16:27:18] Mikoolo I think you should get checked for diabetes, irish666.
[16:29:43] Mikoolo Good luck, irish666.
[16:30:14] Mikoolo ComputerTech will endlessly try getting you pregnant if he gets the chance, irish666.
[16:39:29] Mikoolo I got a gp power bank.
[16:39:39] Mikoolo But not with 140W output.
[16:40:47] Mikoolo 24k mah. I'd say thats about 20k effective.
[16:40:49] Mikoolo Give or take.
[16:41:38] Mikoolo It's all about them conversion rates or whatever.
[16:47:39] Mikoolo I felt sceptical about getting a power bank so I went with one made by one of the biggest battery manufacturers in the world.
[16:47:40] Mikoolo GP.
[16:50:19] Mikoolo Nice
[16:50:31] Mikoolo Whats the mah of the ally, \g?
[16:51:09] Mikoolo Well I'd say one full charge from one of the power banks, \g.
[16:53:01] Mikoolo You'll get like 1 full and probably then another 50%.
[16:53:16] Mikoolo Unless you haven't tested it already and you got 2 full charges, \g.
[16:53:25] Mikoolo s/haven't/have
[16:54:42] Mikoolo I forgot what it's called but theres a loss of power when using it. Not wear and tear.
[16:54:50] Mikoolo Conversion rate or something.
[16:54:54] Mikoolo It had some specific name.
[16:56:30] Mikoolo But I'd say the effective mah of your 24k powerbank is 20k mah, might be less, \g.
[16:57:28] Mikoolo That reminds me.
[16:58:07] Mikoolo Mumei watching airplane disaster videos on youtube while waiting to board at the airport.
[16:58:22] Mikoolo And people seeing what she was watching.
[17:04:43] Mikoolo Fuck. PS5 has a 1200sek sale right now on my favourite electronics store.
[17:06:49] Mikoolo Hi sushi-chan
[17:07:00] Mikoolo h4 has missed you.
[17:07:59] Mikoolo Spiders?
[17:08:29] Mikoolo h4 don't trigger ComputerTech's spam addiction by writing like that.
[17:09:09] Mikoolo s/fullstack/cumstack
[17:12:41] Mikoolo irish666 isn't actually irish, sushi-chan. Born and bred in London.
[17:15:33] Mikoolo .u WYSIWYG
[17:15:46] Mikoolo nr 2, sushi-chan.
[17:16:40] Mikoolo ,u NTSC
[17:16:44] Mikoolo .u NTSC
[17:17:22] Mikoolo HQ has more meanings than HD.
[17:17:35] Mikoolo HQ can be Headquarter, High Quality, and probably more stuff.
[17:17:40] Mikoolo While HD = High Definition.
[17:18:02] Mikoolo Oh boy. I got a video for you sushi-chan.
[17:18:18] Mikoolo Ok h4. I will not link it to sushi-chan.
[17:18:42] Mikoolo It features a woman shitting on a frying pan and then cooks it, sushi-chan.
[17:19:06] Mikoolo He probably shared it with his mum too.
[17:19:32] Mikoolo He asked her "Why do you never make an authentic real homecooked meal like this?"
[17:19:48] Mikoolo Even the ingredient was made at home.
[17:19:58] Mikoolo No, sushi-chan.
[17:20:20] Mikoolo It is however true that Koala kids eat their mothers shit, sushi-chan.
[17:21:03] Mikoolo I bet a bunch of mettbrötchen lovers got turned off from it, h4.
[17:22:21] Mikoolo Ain't that WQHD, h4?
[17:22:24] Mikoolo For 1440p
[17:22:55] Mikoolo I agree.
[17:24:55] Mikoolo I was born middle aged.
[17:25:36] Mikoolo I blame wof wofmobile for being a bad influence on me, h4.
[17:27:21] Mikoolo sushi-chan I plan to take my nephew to a local petstore tomorrow. They sell spiders, scorpions, fish, snakes, lizards, axalotls.
[17:28:20] Mikoolo But I'm gonna ask him first if he wants to go in there, fully aware of the pets they got. I ain't enough of an asshole to not warn him.
[17:28:43] Mikoolo True
[17:28:51] Mikoolo But kids might react poorly if not warned.
[17:29:18] Mikoolo If the mosquito start sucking it's a female, sushi-chan.
[17:29:42] Mikoolo No.
[17:29:44] Mikoolo He's a tick.
[17:29:52] Mikoolo idd
[17:30:27] Mikoolo Herr Kowal
[17:31:25] Mikoolo Same h4.
[17:31:29] Mikoolo Forget them.
[17:32:45] Mikoolo Everyone ain't cold hearted nice polite people like us, h4.
[17:34:37] Mikoolo You can make it at home, zicada.
[17:36:06] Mikoolo As a swede I can confirm, h4. The norwegians invade us every summer.
[17:36:38] Mikoolo But don't tell them that we increase the prices a month before they arrive, h4.
[17:36:59] Mikoolo I haven't lived in any of those places.
[17:37:04] Mikoolo I live here.
[17:37:04] Mikoolo .w
[17:37:17] Mikoolo I can speak norwegian pretty poorly.
[17:37:51] Mikoolo But I know a bunch of norwegians, zicada. Sadly none of them knew about Björn Hellfuck before I introduced his music to them.
[17:38:14] Mikoolo Pure gold that song.
[17:38:28] Mikoolo No idea.
[17:38:35] Mikoolo I ain't from stockholm.
[17:39:10] Mikoolo .t no->de snev av anus
[17:39:42] Mikoolo We got the inbreathing "yes" here in northern sweden, zicada.
[17:40:07] Mikoolo Here zicada https://youtu.be/xNhOW9JVYzs
[17:40:20] Mikoolo That inbreathing "yes" sound, zicada.
[17:41:55] Mikoolo You should watch Sliding Doors, sushi-chan.
[17:56:27] Mikoolo Ice` ?
[18:09:04] Mikoolo They don't have hands, sushi-chan.
[18:09:24] Mikoolo .t en fr tentacle
[18:10:10] Mikoolo Take care sushi-chan!
[18:10:32] Mikoolo Don't feel forced to be here, sushi-chan.
[18:11:04] Mikoolo You can stangle teddybearcell tho, h4.
[18:11:08] Mikoolo strangle*
[18:12:36] Mikoolo Yeah
[18:12:47] Mikoolo Theres no nsfw added to it, h4.
[18:13:38] Mikoolo You should answer that.
[18:14:28] Mikoolo Ok
[18:14:40] Mikoolo I'll break it down to you into simple english, h4.
[18:14:55] Mikoolo This h4.
[18:14:55] Mikoolo [19:13:16] <zicada> its the cutey vidy things you might send your parents
[18:14:55] Mikoolo [19:13:24] <zicada> what about the other kind
[18:15:02] Mikoolo Is refering to the other kinds of videos.
[18:15:07] Mikoolo That you do not send to your parents.
[18:15:18] Mikoolo And zicada is implying that they are interested in that kind of videos.
[18:15:54] Mikoolo Do you wish to see something really disgusting that one does not send to their parents, zicada?
[18:16:18] Mikoolo D:
[18:16:45] Mikoolo I do.
[18:17:27] Mikoolo NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT! https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/09/09/a3c7fc19c4e9c7c8.mp4 NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!
[18:17:35] Mikoolo There zicada.
[18:18:10] Mikoolo Is who?
[18:18:40] Mikoolo no
[18:18:46] Mikoolo Sasha Gray looked better.
[18:20:28] Mikoolo pornstar is the term you want to use, not whore.
[18:22:15] Mikoolo You sound like you hang around with laestadians too much.
[18:25:20] Mikoolo Laestadians are the religious nutjobs of scandinavia.
[18:27:54] Mikoolo Very few americans in here.
[18:30:48] Mikoolo Go somewhere else with politics talk, zicada.
[18:35:38] Mikoolo Evening, irish666.
[18:36:20] Mikoolo \g it'
[18:36:27] Mikoolo it's the barefoot guy, \g.
[18:45:02] Mikoolo I didn't tho.
[18:45:54] Mikoolo yw h4
[18:46:22] Mikoolo idd h4
[18:51:12] Mikoolo It's of dutch origin, h4.
[18:51:15] Mikoolo The inderdaad.
[18:51:25] Mikoolo idd
[18:59:11] Mikoolo Good thing you stopped playing wow tho, HelderHeid.
[18:59:53] Mikoolo Was it Dark Age Of Camelot?
[19:00:04] Mikoolo euw
[19:00:27] Mikoolo I bet he was a filthy albion player, HelderHeid.
[19:02:11] Mikoolo DAoC did a thing that afaik no mmo copied from them. Each realm had unique classes.
[19:02:33] Mikoolo And only 1 class was shared between all the realms and it came in the last expansion for the game.
[19:02:48] Mikoolo Not even mirrored classes.
[19:03:12] Mikoolo 45 unique classes.
[19:03:34] Mikoolo It was a nightmare for them to balance the game.
[19:03:51] Mikoolo There was even a class that had stationary pets.
[19:04:00] Mikoolo And one that used throwaway pets.
[19:06:18] Mikoolo DAoC has 3 realms, Albion (Hybrid realm) Hibernia (Mostly magic classes) and Midgard (FIGHTER POW WOW RIGHT IN THE NOSE!"
[19:07:02] Mikoolo Midgard had the easiest speccing for melee classes, Hibernia for magic classes.
[19:08:22] Mikoolo DAoC was also very pvp focused aswell as pve. They had entire zones with keeps and towers that each realm could take over and control to gain access to the pvp/pve dungeon Darkness Falls.
[19:08:48] Mikoolo Hour long keep raids with boiling oil, trebuchets, battering rams.
[19:09:23] Mikoolo Some classes could climb up the keep walls and attack the range classes so the siege could go easier for the attackers.
[19:09:48] Mikoolo Wow and other mmo's copied DAoC a lot.
[19:10:04] Mikoolo DAoC copied things from Ultima, with player owned houses.
[19:10:20] Mikoolo I think Ultima was first with player owned houses.
[19:11:58] Mikoolo Former members of Mythic Entertainment, that made daoc is working on a spiritual successor for it atm, done so for many years.
[19:12:15] Mikoolo Mythic had a finger in the latest star wars mmorpg, The old republic.
[19:12:24] Mikoolo They helped Bioware with it.
[19:12:33] Mikoolo Too bad their Warhammer mmo failed.
[19:14:36] Mikoolo The raids in DAoC made wow raids look like shit.
[19:14:44] Mikoolo 100+ man pve raids in DAoC.
[19:14:58] Mikoolo All co-ordinated.
[19:16:12] Mikoolo Heres a small raid HelderHeid :) https://youtu.be/rl6MCqHRtaI
[19:16:19] Mikoolo A old mmorpg, deadly.
[19:38:59] Mikoolo It laggs so much that even youtube started lagging (Deffo not coz I got an unlimited speed download going on in the background) HelderHeid.
[19:39:48] Mikoolo Did L2 fans make music or music videos in game, HelderHeid?
[19:40:07] Mikoolo Like this, HelderHeid.
[19:41:01] Mikoolo 2 Albion Paladins going abroad to Hibernia and Midgard.
[19:41:26] Mikoolo Yes, theres naval combat in DAoC but it never took off.
[19:41:43] Mikoolo But you could make warships with all kinds of weaponry if you bothered.
[19:42:39] Mikoolo Heres a original song for DAoC https://youtu.be/FlCco3tJx4w
[19:45:45] Mikoolo imo the daoc one is better coz it's like a snippet from the two paladins vacation vs normal music videos or game music video.
[19:45:56] Mikoolo Like in the linage 2 ones.
[19:49:25] Mikoolo I found this russian? lineage 2 machinima, HelderHeid. https://youtu.be/xzmhAKT-kCY
[19:53:18] Mikoolo Sadly we have to agree on one thing, HelderHeid. Wow made the best longlived memes.
[19:56:41] Mikoolo Gonna jump, GrungeBarbie?
[19:57:31] Mikoolo Good.
[20:38:47] Mikoolo Someone, somewhere, at some point has probably idly fantasized about being in a relationship with you.
[20:39:53] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie, want to see something cute?
[20:39:59] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie https://i.imgur.com/tYjijqA.mp4
[20:43:56] Mikoolo Peorth is busy with irl stuff, h4.
[20:44:14] Mikoolo Yeah.
[20:44:30] Mikoolo He's not a loser like us.
[20:45:19] Mikoolo Peorth, foxy.
[20:45:25] Mikoolo Oh
[20:45:58] Mikoolo Someone, somewhere, at some point has probably idly fantasized about being in a relationship with you, foxy.
[20:46:33] Mikoolo I am ommiting one thing tho https://i.imgur.com/MTZZazH.png
[20:46:44] Mikoolo omitting*
[20:48:17] Mikoolo He isn't back, h4.
[20:49:16] Mikoolo D:
[20:49:32] Mikoolo I bet she has never been me.
[20:50:18] Mikoolo Your mind was too weak to hold my knowledge and left you with medicational needs, Syndus.
[20:53:39] Mikoolo Theres 3 things I don't do. I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't lie.
[20:53:50] Mikoolo Fuck I forgot my lighter at the liqour store.
[21:19:14] Mikoolo .u DYKTMM
[21:53:51] Mikoolo ComputerTech is not allowed to open new tabs anywhere in warsaw.
[21:54:07] Mikoolo He's reached the maximum amout in all the bars.
[22:00:40] Mikoolo D:
[22:00:46] Mikoolo .k h4 test
[22:02:19] Mikoolo quakenet
[22:02:21] Mikoolo Go there.
[22:02:26] Mikoolo Or start playing cod, h4.
[22:02:56] Mikoolo I hate quakenet coz you can't even reg your nick in there.
[22:03:29] Mikoolo Knee still hurting?
[22:03:45] Mikoolo .u mush
[22:03:55] Mikoolo 2 h4.
[22:04:30] Mikoolo Don't believe deadly, h4. He's ashamed to show affection towards irish people in publicl.
[22:04:42] Mikoolo -l *
[22:07:00] Mikoolo Damn Alexei Navalny is dead.
[22:07:19] Mikoolo Stop shaving for 3 months, h4.
[22:07:31] Mikoolo Patchy?
[22:10:33] Mikoolo Finger But Whole.
[22:12:35] Mikoolo Ok
[22:12:39] Mikoolo Bedtime
[22:13:37] Mikoolo Gonna ask him first if he wants to go to the store, deadly. Don't wanna shock him without him knowing about the animals in there.
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