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[08:22:37] h4 ugh

[08:22:48] h4 hey deac o/

[08:22:54] h4 ComputerTech

[08:23:09] h4 .yt rebecca black saturday

[08:23:26] h4 how can one forget pushups? :D

[08:23:33] h4 nice!

[08:46:21] h4 I notice that too

[08:46:28] h4 after all you have known her, like, FOREVER

[08:47:18] h4 n1 n1!

[08:47:32] h4 no

[08:47:34] h4 I said your name

[08:47:39] h4 then I tried to tell you "nice one"

[08:47:41] h4 thus n1 n1

[08:48:36] h4 ye

[08:48:44] h4 I do pushups every two days

[08:48:48] h4 three sets in the morning

[08:48:50] h4 three in the evening

[08:48:53] h4 plus pullups

[08:49:02] h4 something between 150-200

[08:49:07] h4 depending on what type of pushups I'm doing

[08:49:17] h4 decline and normal pushups are easily 30-45 per set

[08:49:28] h4 diamond and pseudo planche maybe 15-25

[08:49:36] h4 I started with 1,5 pullups

[08:49:38] h4 no

[08:49:42] h4 1,5 chinups, 1 pullup

[08:49:48] h4 I'm at 8 chinups and 7 pullups now

[08:50:06] h4 ye I could not do any pullups :D

[08:50:10] h4 that was pathetic

[08:50:21] h4 but keeping to it has worked out

[08:50:26] h4 though I have been slacking on those lately

[08:50:32] h4 I also either jog or cycle every day

[08:50:43] h4 started with 1.7km jogging one or two weeks ago

[08:50:49] h4 am at 4km now

[08:51:42] h4 unbelievable

[08:51:49] h4 nice

[08:51:53] h4 I'm currently having breakfast

[08:51:59] h4 but intend to go jogging after

[08:52:06] h4 oh yeah

[08:52:18] h4 I'm much more trained with a bike though

[08:52:40] h4 my last job was 14km from my home, ceo did not "believe in homeoffice" so we had to be on premise all the time

[08:52:46] h4 rode my bike there every workday

[08:52:49] h4 easily 28km a day

[08:52:55] h4 dropped a ton of weight in that time

[08:53:01] h4 yee :D

[08:53:05] h4 we can be real dicks

[08:53:16] h4 I got a nice track i'm riding from time to time

[08:53:19] h4 depending on weather

[08:53:25] h4 it's ~26km in total

[08:53:35] h4 takes me about an hour with gravel bike

[08:53:43] h4 I'm going nuts, can't help it

[08:53:54] h4 should get a racing bike perhaps

[08:55:03] h4 fuck yeah! :D

[08:55:18] h4 need a comfortable seat on that bike lol

[08:55:25] h4 after 30km my ass hurts

[08:55:35] h4 sometimes blood flow is meh and I can't feel my sack

[08:55:41] h4 oh that's fair

[08:55:47] h4 mine was <400€

[08:56:45] h4 D:

[08:58:20] h4 bad irish666 !

[08:58:22] h4 shoot it

[13:41:09] h4 faggots

[13:41:14] h4 screw you Syndus

[13:41:18] h4 Herr Frogorg

[13:41:25] h4 fag

[13:41:47] h4 Syndus is on his way out again

[13:41:52] h4 hey irish666

[13:41:55] h4 how's the knee?

[13:42:09] h4 eating whose ass now?

[13:42:12] h4 irish666: nice

[13:42:14] h4 did you run then?

[13:42:24] h4 I did 4.8km today

[13:42:29] h4 but in two workouts :D

[13:42:37] h4 3.3km was the first

[13:42:43] h4 and when I went home I did another 1.5km

[13:42:54] h4 ye weather was alright

[13:43:56] h4 tired

[13:43:58] h4 hungry

[13:44:05] h4 kinda don't like Syndus right now

[13:44:27] h4 I will give you a knuckle sandwich boi!

[13:44:56] h4 Syndus: nothing yet :D

[13:45:01] h4 although you called pankakes a faggot

[13:45:11] h4 but then she hasn't sent me any cute tiktoks lately

[13:45:49] h4 Syndus: no I called pankakes a fag

[13:46:16] h4 hey wez o/

[13:46:34] h4 Syndus called you a bitch earlier

[13:46:56] h4 wez: also TheFatherMind said you shoot ducks like a girl

[13:47:07] h4 only got FitoTrack

[13:47:11] h4 no social aspect to it

[13:47:13] h4 just records it

[13:47:18] h4 and gives me juicy statistics

[13:47:32] h4 Syndus: what's your problem with me?

[13:47:37] h4 why are you coming at me that strong?

[13:47:46] h4 unwad them yourself

[13:47:49] h4 I won't touch you D:

[13:48:00] h4 cute :3

[13:48:12] h4 he's a nice fella alright

[13:48:21] h4 I would totally share my drugs with him

[13:48:35] h4 lol

[13:48:40] h4 no more granddads

[13:48:42] h4 no more moon bases

[13:48:55] h4 maybe grandma knows something

[13:48:59] h4 but she was born 1940

[13:49:22] h4 well my other grandparents were both born 1927

[13:49:38] h4 my grandpa who was born 1937 has died of cancer shortly after retiring

[13:49:50] h4 the one grandma died in 96 of colon cancer

[13:50:02] h4 the other granpa who actually fought in the war, born 27, lived until 2013

[13:50:18] h4 i got high blood pressure though

[13:50:32] h4 keep picking fights in traffic despite being the weakest on my bike :D

[13:50:38] h4 I live dangerously

[13:50:56] h4 :D

[13:51:02] h4 well it'S currently in a bad state

[13:51:09] h4 one of the spokes on the rear wheel has broken

[13:51:21] h4 .t de en fahrradkette

[13:51:25] h4 that simple huh?

[13:51:31] h4 the chain needs to be replaced soon

[13:51:41] h4 or rather the other components it interacts with

[13:51:44] h4 guess the chain is still fine

[13:51:49] h4 that

[13:51:59] h4 .t de en Gänge rutschen über

[13:52:05] h4 ha :D

[13:52:08] h4 that wez

[13:52:10] h4 but

[13:52:20] h4 properly cleaning and applying fat can help

[13:52:23] h4 oh no

[13:52:28] h4 I bought a bike with a belt

[13:52:32] h4 returned it the same evening

[13:52:44] h4 I tried to climb a hill and the thing at the rear wheel broke

[13:52:52] h4 the belt was fine

[13:52:54] h4 :D

[13:53:12] h4 guy at the bike store was dull as a rock

[13:53:17] h4 "Isn't that made of titanium?"

[13:53:21] h4 titanium my ass you moron

[13:53:23] h4 it broke in half

[13:53:39] h4 I managed to break my chain on the last bike

[13:53:52] h4 ye

[13:54:02] h4 oh my

[13:54:05] h4 that sounds sad alright

[13:54:27] h4 don'T bother irish

[13:54:30] h4 i said the same thing

[13:54:32] h4 cunt never replied to me

[13:54:34] h4 really rude

[13:55:30] h4 so anyways Syndus

[13:55:35] h4 I don't have animosity towards you

[13:55:38] h4 I was just teasing

[13:56:19] h4 nice irish666

[13:56:24] h4 Syndus: listen

[13:56:29] h4 I don't know if you have noticed

[13:56:31] h4 but I'm german

[13:56:34] h4 thought you should know

[13:56:54] h4 4G?

[13:56:58] h4 thought you lived in London

[13:57:04] h4 good for you

[13:57:07] h4 I heard years back

[13:57:09] h4 that 5G causes corona

[13:57:24] h4 Syndus: you knew all the time then?

[13:57:46] h4 Syndus: you are very quick to catch on

[13:57:49] h4 quite the prodigy I say

[13:58:11] h4 I'm serious Syndus

[13:58:15] h4 also I'm your elder

[13:58:17] h4 don't call me boy

[13:58:19] h4 I call you boy

[13:58:21] h4 you call me Sir

[13:58:33] h4 listen here Butters

[13:58:45] h4 you will call me Sir nonetheless

[13:58:57] h4 (x) doubt

[13:59:19] h4 everybody can imagine the face with the meme :D

[13:59:26] h4 Syndus: finish it

[13:59:34] h4 it is a great game

[14:01:17] h4 alright lads

[14:01:22] h4 I'm gonna go do ... other stuff

[14:01:24] h4 later o/

[16:21:02] h4 *is

[16:21:19] h4 bad hygiene usually goes along with someone like that

[16:22:33] h4 no

[16:22:37] h4 why would I ever be? :D

[16:24:00] h4 Camille: wb

[16:34:23] h4 hi Hotties

[16:55:57] h4 .quote add <TheFatherMind> I do not deny that I am a creepy old man.

[16:56:05] h4 .quote read 916

[16:56:09] h4 .quote read 917

[16:56:13] h4 .quote read 915

[16:56:17] h4 .quote read 914

[16:56:28] h4 so I'm the only one quoting D:

[16:56:35] h4 .quote read 913

[16:56:40] h4 .quote read 912

[16:56:45] h4 .quote read 911

[16:56:51] h4 .quote read 910

[16:57:00] h4 .quote read 909

[16:57:06] h4 .quote read 908

[16:57:12] h4 D:

[16:57:34] h4 sounds arrogant when you put it like that :D

[16:57:38] h4 .quote read 907

[16:57:59] h4 look at ComputerTech quoting himself being a part of something

[16:58:49] h4 .quote read 906

[16:58:59] h4 ugh cat lady at it

[16:59:01] h4 .quote read 905

[17:06:22] h4 wdym?

[17:11:36] h4 oh must be the cat lady

[17:11:53] h4 put her on ignore that one time she started sharing fucktons of cat pics

[17:11:57] h4 some contained her fat belly

[17:12:04] h4 that was disturbing to say the least

[17:12:13] h4 that too

[17:18:20] h4 D:

[17:18:25] h4 !topduck

[17:18:36] h4 looks like TheFatherMind cheated his way to the top again

[17:24:32] h4 hey Fensta

[17:27:55] h4 great! Got to visit my niece, managed to go running for 5km

[17:27:58] h4 how's yours?

[17:28:43] h4 as long as you got to enjoy it :D

[17:30:29] h4 stopped smoking ~10 years ago

[17:30:49] h4 smoked weed for a year after having stopped smoking

[17:30:55] h4 but haven't smoked weed for 2 years either

[17:30:58] h4 so my lungs should be fine now :D

[17:32:42] h4 additionally to that I rode at least 8000km on my bike the last seven years :P

[17:32:53] h4 s/to that //

[17:33:20] h4 so all the great pollution from cars and other vehicles went right into my lungs

[17:33:31] h4 only got that gravel bike and a mountainbike :x

[17:33:41] h4 I don't trust myself on a proper racing bike

[17:33:51] h4 I'm already riding like a maniac sometimes

[17:34:05] h4 and with these things I can manage 26km/h on average for ~10-15km

[17:34:17] h4 it hurts though :D

[17:35:00] h4 poor woman then

[17:35:13] h4 ugh

[17:35:15] h4 I'd love summer

[17:35:27] h4 this constant mix and combo of rain and wind is fucking annoying

[17:35:39] h4 and if those two aren't around

[17:35:41] h4 it's cold as tits

[17:35:49] h4 well I live on the coast lol

[17:36:08] h4 12°C yesterday

[17:36:11] h4 5°C today -.-

[17:36:19] h4 "feels like 2°C"

[17:36:21] h4 I can confirm

[17:36:23] h4 .w

[17:38:05] h4 the cold is great when snuggling into bed

[17:38:07] h4 I agree

[17:50:41] h4 D:

[17:50:43] h4 the fuck is this?

[17:51:01] h4 deadly: let me make it up to you

[17:51:11] h4 yw bb

[17:52:12] h4 gay

[17:52:28] h4 "Hi, I'm deadly and I'm a faggot"

[17:52:30] h4 "Hi deadly"

[17:52:42] h4 what?

[17:55:46] h4 it's not ireland

[17:55:49] h4 it's germany

[17:55:52] h4 we took it over

[17:56:17] h4 MAGIC, n0s3y and me have +q

[17:56:26] h4 so does foxy

[17:56:32] h4 ComputerTech is just there because he wants to belong

[17:56:51] h4 ssee topic

[17:56:55] h4 english is only tolerated

[17:57:00] h4 german is the main language

[17:57:38] h4 calm your 2/10 ass there pankakes

[17:58:16] h4 glad it's just a 1/10

[17:58:18] h4 D:

[17:58:33] h4 and I have spoken

[18:01:34] h4 oof

[18:04:47] h4 .k pankakes spam

[18:05:20] h4 is he drunk again?

[18:05:25] h4 oh why am I even asking?

[18:05:45] h4 from what I heard

[18:05:52] h4 your english is barely comprehensible

[18:06:29] h4 honey

[18:06:46] h4 plain old thot?

[18:23:02] h4 don't

[18:23:05] h4 he is weird today

[18:23:13] h4 wankingß

[18:23:15] h4 ?

[18:23:20] h4 emphasis on the "yet"

[18:23:26] h4 you chat while doing pushups?

[18:23:28] h4 impressive!

[18:23:38] h4 one-handed pushups are hard

[18:23:48] h4 .k Kuro-chan

[18:23:54] h4 btw ComputerTech

[18:23:56] h4 wtf?

[18:24:00] h4 why can't I kick Mikoolo anymore?

[18:24:04] h4 what if vtubers happen again?

[18:24:22] h4 .k Mikoolo :(

[18:24:52] h4 lol

[18:24:59] h4 now I don't want to do it

[18:25:06] h4 lemme check

[18:25:08] h4 .k Kuro-chan

[18:25:12] h4 oh that is still not possible?

[18:25:21] h4 what a fucking asswipe he is

[18:25:35] h4 Mikoolo: seems we are only trophies again

[18:26:09] h4 because god intervened

[18:26:11] h4 and protected you

[18:26:23] h4 I'll just stick with god

[18:26:25] h4 tyvm

[18:26:37] h4 you don't?

[18:26:46] h4 $tell God ComputerTech has no believe in you

[18:26:52] h4 fuck

[18:26:54] h4 belief :D

[18:26:57] h4 oh nvm

[18:27:36] h4 btw

[18:27:39] h4 since June 2020

[18:27:44] h4 I recorded a total of 6600km on my bike

[18:27:51] h4 right?

[18:27:59] h4 and 53km running :D

[18:28:15] h4 I can't quit :[

[18:28:17] h4 hey deac o/

[18:28:30] h4 nope

[18:28:35] h4 .t de en Schluckbeschwerden

[18:28:40] h4 gret translation

[18:28:44] h4 *great

[18:28:49] h4 $tr Schluckbeschwerden

[18:28:57] h4 english is such an inferior language

[18:29:25] h4 so he shat himself?

[18:29:30] h4 rip

[18:29:47] h4 oh well, sucks to be him then

[18:29:59] h4 jfc ComputerTech

[18:30:04] h4 going full TorS here

[18:30:06] h4 calling people your uncle

[18:30:09] h4 who's your daddy then?

[18:30:11] h4 bandit as well?

[18:30:25] h4 yeah right zesty

[18:30:28] h4 go drive a truck or something

[18:30:48] h4 please answer my question ComputerTech

[18:30:55] h4 x(

[18:31:08] h4 if m0n is your uncle

[18:31:10] h4 who is your daddy?

[18:31:20] h4 you're not still calling foxy your mom, right?

[18:31:36] h4 that would make me your step-dad

[18:31:38] h4 :D

[18:32:04] h4 m0n: sup bro?

[18:32:20] h4 we can site on opposite sites

[18:32:28] h4 throw turkey at each other

[18:32:33] h4 *sit

[18:32:49] h4 but TorS has to eat outside

[18:33:07] h4 we can let the dog inside

[18:33:09] h4 but not TorS

[18:33:13] h4 sure

[18:33:20] h4 typical family dinner :d

[18:33:24] h4 will end in a brawl

[18:33:37] h4 ComputerTech crying under the table like a bitch

[18:33:46] h4 TorS scratching the window

[18:34:03] h4 jeff interjecting with his awesome ultimate team

[18:34:09] h4 and how he paid thousands to be almost platinum

[18:34:14] h4 it will be quite the event

[18:34:25] h4 don'T tell her to chill

[18:34:31] h4 maybe nature will take care of it if she gets flustered

[18:35:30] h4 Mikoolo: as if he will lol

[18:35:38] h4 see?

[18:35:41] h4 he friendzoned himself already

[18:36:33] h4 so seriously ComputerTech

[18:36:39] h4 did she tell you she only likes you as a friend?

[18:36:51] h4 so you took yourself out of the game?

[18:37:03] h4 you're just scared she talks about you with your brother

[18:37:08] h4 how is that wrong?

[18:37:17] h4 irish666: lol right :D

[18:37:58] h4 rude

[18:38:10] h4 I don't understand you ComputerTech

[18:38:13] h4 is she ugly?

[18:38:28] h4 so you're an idiot

[18:38:30] h4 got it

[18:38:43] h4 I mean you didn#t learn it any other way

[18:38:47] h4 you're taking mommy out all the time

[18:38:53] h4 can't tap that either

[18:39:18] h4 my dirty thoughts?

[18:39:26] h4 you're the one with the oedipus complex

[18:39:28] h4 not me

[18:39:35] h4 hold on

[18:39:42] h4 I think I gotta talk to this wall real quick

[18:39:48] h4 maybe it can remember stuff I said 5 minutes ago

[18:40:02] h4 wall just told me

[18:40:10] h4 it would try to do something to that bartender

[18:41:44] h4 ComputerTech: glad you agree

[18:43:02] h4 the good kind of pain though

[18:44:24] h4 !bang

[18:44:27] h4 !shop 10

[18:44:29] h4 !shop 4

[18:44:31] h4 !bang

[18:44:35] h4 !reload

[20:12:14] h4 thx Mikoolo

[20:15:18] h4 I did not set the ban

[20:15:23] h4 my client fucked up with your colored vhost

[20:15:29] h4 can't undo bans other people set

[20:15:31] h4 that would be a dick move

[20:16:23] h4 what's wrong irish666?

[20:17:27] h4 haha

[20:17:31] h4 I was waiting for that lol

[20:18:09] h4 he's a bit bitchy lately

[20:18:19] h4 that one time I called him out as racist

[20:18:23] h4 he did not take that well

[20:18:31] h4 irish666: sounds like you're already excited for it :)

[20:18:45] h4 but 7 hours is 4am D:

[20:19:17] h4 on a sunday?

[20:19:21] h4 are you gonna work tomorrow?

[20:46:05] h4 !bang

[20:46:07] h4 !bang

[20:46:11] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[20:46:13] h4 !shop 15 DasBrain

[20:46:15] h4 !shop 14 DasBrain

[20:47:35] h4 so irish666

[20:47:41] h4 gotta visit my parents tomorrow, roughly 6km

[20:47:48] h4 think I should try and jog that distance?

[20:47:58] h4 yeah

[20:48:03] h4 well

[20:48:07] h4 I gotta get home again later

[20:48:09] h4 might take the bus though

[20:48:21] h4 no

[20:48:35] h4 the only remaining grandma always has cookies

[20:48:38] h4 but does not force them on me :D

[20:48:54] h4 I can also take the bike

[20:49:16] h4 that's ~12km in total and a pretty chill workout

[20:49:35] h4 you are fife

[20:49:37] h4 l

[20:50:40] h4 I use my phone to track my activity

[20:50:45] h4 so it's always with me :P

[20:51:15] h4 aight I'm gonna play some guitar now

[20:51:23] h4 still wanna get Sabbra Cadabra done properly

[20:51:26] h4 ffs

[20:51:28] h4 !bang

[20:51:32] h4 get fucking AP ammo

[20:51:35] h4 !reload

[20:51:58] h4 lol

[20:52:02] h4 at least you could laugh about it

[21:43:23] h4 irish666: glad I could help unknowingly :D

[21:43:29] h4 Mikoolo: do it but it's very time consuming

[21:46:05] h4 Mikoolo: he figured it out after all :D

[21:51:14] h4 but he is back

[21:51:19] h4 who did it then?

[21:51:26] h4 lol

[21:51:28] h4 for real?

[21:52:10] h4 see

[21:52:13] h4 it shows as the bot

[21:53:55] h4 deadly bb \o/

[21:54:03] h4 I missed your boney ass

[21:54:11] h4 here, have some proper bri'ish food

[21:54:38] h4 bloody??

[21:54:40] h4 hemorrhoids?

[21:54:52] h4 I have seen hemorrhoids before, yes

[21:55:13] h4 as long as Mikoolo is not sharing that lard ass bending over

[21:55:32] h4 :D

[21:55:36] h4 not the donkeys

[21:55:41] h4 the fat one that bends over

[21:55:49] h4 and if you look close enough you can see a very tough chair

[21:55:52] h4 holding that weight

[21:56:04] h4 no pankakes has a 4/10 ass

[21:56:06] h4 i heard

[21:56:32] h4 you hurt Mikoolo? D:

[21:56:39] h4 you didn't poke out his eye, right?

[21:57:14] h4 D:

[21:57:25] h4 impressive

[21:57:27] h4 11/10

[21:57:41] h4 also ripped

[21:57:46] h4 you must have been lifting weights

[21:57:53] h4 or that massive cock

[21:58:04] h4 but in proportion to the body

[21:58:10] h4 is the bed just small?

[22:00:09] h4 lol wtf :D

[22:00:21] h4 you got fucked in the arse?

[22:00:27] h4 and they had to stitch you up?

[22:01:22] h4 deadly

[22:01:25] h4 first your ass

[22:01:27] h4 then your balls

[22:01:29] h4 wtf?

[22:10:05] h4 Mikoolo: obviously she can't come

[22:10:23] h4 ComputerTech specifically cald it a "boy tour"

[22:10:32] h4 which really makes me not wanna be part of it lol

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