IRC Driven

[08:44:30] h4 !topduck

[08:44:37] h4 you need to do better ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[08:44:44] h4 oh look, TheFatherMind gets the CT-blowjob after all!!

[08:44:56] h4 $tell ComputerTech +DuckHunt │ The top duck(s) are: thefathermind with 10171 xp <--- get ready

[08:50:25] h4 only JS gurus here

[08:52:54] h4 Peorth is sort of an expert

[08:52:56] h4 he hates it

[08:53:01] h4 but he can't help being awesome at it

[08:53:03] h4 ask him anything!

[08:53:30] h4 you should ask right away

[08:53:35] h4 someone qualified will pick up your question

[08:53:42] h4 bully you a bit for asking

[08:53:54] h4 and then Peorth will growl, insult me and help you anyway :D

[08:54:13] h4 ask already n1!

[08:54:30] h4 give me back the crayons I threw at you a week ago!

[08:54:48] h4 also I think you're scaring n1 :D

[09:38:12] h4 irish666: I'm gonna risk it! I'm gonna jog to my parents which is just below 6km

[09:38:27] h4 but with a backpack...I can see that becoming slightly annoying

[09:38:49] h4 well that and the rain -.-

[09:39:38] h4 fuck this time of year...always with the fucking rain

[09:39:49] h4 their sweaty smelly son just took a shower

[09:39:55] h4 fresh sweat does not smell

[09:40:04] h4 sweating after cooling down again

[09:40:06] h4 that will reek

[09:40:12] h4 oh definetely

[09:40:14] h4 and spare pants :D

[09:40:22] h4 only got lotion

[09:40:25] h4 gonna use that

[09:42:02] h4 I'm lucky enough to not emit a lot of smell

[09:42:10] h4 if I reuse a shirt I sweat into before

[09:42:14] h4 that will smell

[09:42:31] h4 still gonna reuse those pants lol

[09:42:43] h4 not about to take a new one from the closet and sweat all over it

[09:43:07] h4 also I could take a shower at my parents place, they would not mind at all

[09:43:20] h4 damn

[09:43:33] h4 I ate a pizza yesterday

[09:43:45] h4 selfmade ofc

[09:44:41] h4 irish666: paprika, onion, salami, mushrooms and mozzarella

[14:21:34] h4 uuuf

[14:21:37] h4 oh not that guy

[14:21:41] h4 but MAGIC <3

[14:21:46] h4 irish666!

[14:21:54] h4 I stopped running after 3.8km and took the bus :D

[14:21:58] h4 knee hurts like shit

[14:22:07] h4 gonna go to a doctor tomorrow to have it checked out

[14:22:17] h4 but then I took the bus back

[14:22:19] h4 and ran another 2km :x

[14:22:30] h4 so all in all 5.8km today

[14:22:33] h4 we are MAGIC

[14:22:41] h4 hey ComputerTech

[14:22:51] h4 now I'm too lazy to make dinner

[14:22:58] h4 and will just order some

[14:23:03] h4 I did diamond pushups this morning

[14:23:09] h4 22, 17 and 14

[14:23:11] h4 weak

[14:23:28] h4 gonna call in sick tomorrow and have my knee checked out

[14:23:37] h4 don't want it to develop into something really bad

[14:23:46] h4 now to order some food

[14:24:42] h4 probably a croque and pizza rolls

[14:24:59] h4 the pizza rolls are actually too much but I have to reach a certain amount for them to even deliver

[14:25:16] h4 ffs no

[14:25:18] h4 a local restaurant

[14:25:21] h4 probably run by indiands

[14:25:23] h4 *indians

[14:25:37] h4 .t de en knie anwinkeln

[14:25:41] h4 that hurts like fucking hell

[14:25:45] h4 better put ice on it

[14:28:15] h4 MAGIC: yes but without the hassle of EInstempeln :D

[14:28:20] h4 fuck your face lazy

[14:28:23] h4 I can't bend my fucking knee

[14:28:26] h4 without wanting to cry

[14:28:30] h4 my health > my job

[14:32:38] h4 brauche keinen gelben schein

[14:32:40] h4 *Schein

[14:32:42] h4 Kadenztage

[14:32:50] h4 no not ER

[14:32:55] h4 just Orthopädie

[14:33:05] h4 haben hier so ein Zentrum mit Orthpädie, Chirurgie und was noch alles

[14:33:08] h4 da kann man einfach hin

[14:33:14] h4 darf wahrscheinlich warten, besonders an einem Montag

[14:36:45] h4 i would only call an emergency if I thought I was dying

[14:36:59] h4 pain in my knee...bitch please, I can still carry myself to a doctor with that

[14:37:09] h4 pain in my chest and shortness of breath

[14:37:14] h4 I might call the ambulance

[14:37:26] h4 oh god

[14:37:30] h4 Ron Weasley and Scarface

[14:37:49] h4 say hello to my alohamora

[14:38:13] h4 listen here ComputerTech

[14:38:16] h4 lately I don't like you

[14:38:25] h4 don't act all sad

[14:38:27] h4 it's your own doing

[14:38:30] h4 not sure yet

[14:38:32] h4 will probably find something

[14:38:45] h4 but if you ask me

[14:38:52] h4 Peorth should run this channel without you

[14:39:20] h4 should have seen him getting all flustered this morning for being a javascript expert

[14:39:52] h4 &Mikoolo │ I found a pic of h4 and his ex https://i.imgur.com/yC0WRrm.jpeg

[14:39:54] h4 nice

[14:42:16] h4 not gonna answer that

[14:42:26] h4 I am offended that you are unable to follow a simple conversation

[14:42:33] h4 maybe you should drink less alcohol

[14:42:41] h4 peace out o/

[16:15:36] h4 &Mikoolo │ I turn fucking 40 next year :(

[16:15:38] h4 rip

[16:16:07] h4 you plan your lifespan?

[16:16:09] h4 seems risky

[16:16:20] h4 especially given what has happened to you already

[16:16:26] h4 irish666: that run fucked me up :D

[16:16:38] h4 I am currently applying cold to my knee

[16:16:45] h4 going downstairs hurts like shit

[16:17:07] h4 gonna go to the orthopedist tomorrow

[16:17:11] h4 .t de en orthopäde

[16:17:14] h4 nice

[16:18:27] h4 thx

[16:18:29] h4 shitty translator that

[16:19:07] h4 that's not sore

[16:19:20] h4 I fell on that knee when I installed my pullup bar without needing to read the documentation

[16:19:23] h4 I read it afterwards

[16:19:29] h4 knee has been hurting ever since

[16:19:39] h4 hurts actually more when riding a lot of bike

[16:19:48] h4 but I figure it's best to have that checked out

[16:19:50] h4 hey deac o/

[16:20:02] h4 because now that I have picked up running it hurts a lot

[16:20:04] h4 right one

[16:20:14] h4 .t de en schneidersitz

[16:20:23] h4 I just sat cross-legged and it really hurt :x

[16:20:37] h4 irish666: nah, just sitting on my ass

[16:20:41] h4 sometimes standing up :D

[16:20:54] h4 well my boss is female

[16:20:56] h4 does that count?

[16:21:10] h4 well she has been doing that stuff for most of her life :D

[16:21:16] h4 she clearly has far more experience than I do

[16:21:31] h4 hierarchically speaking

[16:21:52] h4 oh boy

[16:21:56] h4 don't say that

[16:22:01] h4 it has happened in this channel repeatedly

[16:22:05] h4 I don'T want to be the next victim

[16:22:29] h4 rip foxy and pankakes

[16:22:33] h4 you were sat on before your time

[16:22:39] h4 lol irish666

[16:22:52] h4 but afaik pankakes is tiny

[16:23:02] h4 only got a fat ass

[16:23:06] h4 or so she said

[16:23:45] h4 rocks as well

[16:23:47] h4 what else? :D

[16:23:53] h4 festive rocks

[16:24:51] h4 rude!

[16:24:57] h4 .k phish

[16:25:18] h4 what?

[16:25:47] h4 ooh

[16:25:51] h4 ha :D

[16:26:25] h4 foxy: yet

[16:26:28] h4 she is only 7

[16:46:02] h4 !bang

[16:46:04] h4 !bang

[16:46:06] h4 !bang

[16:46:08] h4 !bang

[16:46:10] h4 !shop 4

[16:46:12] h4 !bang

[16:46:19] h4 !shop 16 DasBrain

[16:46:21] h4 !shop 15 DasBrain

[16:46:23] h4 !shop 14 DasBrain

[16:46:36] h4 shame

[16:46:53] h4 ah Mikoolo being blasphemous again

[16:48:21] h4 tell them about the time humans discovered bones of dinosaurs and found out that this planet is so much older than previously thuoght

[17:57:06] h4 no!

[17:58:08] h4 what's with the topic?

[17:58:12] h4 what has ComputerTech doneß

[17:58:14] h4 ?

[17:58:16] h4 renamed elitechat?

[17:58:26] h4 finally gave useful information in a commit message?

[17:58:39] h4 I don't believe it

[17:58:47] h4 he friendzoned himself before

[17:59:12] h4 sure

[17:59:19] h4 but you can't point out how hot a woman is

[17:59:30] h4 and then friendzone yourself because she is employed by your brother

[17:59:34] h4 and it "would not be right"

[17:59:38] h4 in a foreign country too

[17:59:53] h4 yeah a lot

[17:59:57] h4 but that should be a no-brainer

[18:00:21] h4 screw texas

[18:01:29] h4 what a great day for him

[19:19:16] h4 huh?

[19:19:28] h4 that is a really late reaction TheFatherMind

[19:19:32] h4 didn't expect any reaction anymore :D

[19:20:04] h4 !bang

[19:20:08] h4 D:

[19:20:18] h4 GK-KMFDM: I congratulated TheFatherMind to his price

[19:20:33] h4 whoever hits 10000xp in duckhunt gets a blowjob by ComputerTech

[19:20:35] h4 such is the rule

[19:20:37] h4 !topduck

[19:20:52] h4 sounds very shady

[19:20:58] h4 I don't want to see your shit

[19:21:28] h4 sus

[19:21:56] h4 again

[19:21:58] h4 congratulations TheFatherMind

[19:22:09] h4 you earned this!

[19:22:22] h4 .yt black sabbath country girl

[19:22:27] h4 you can play and sing this during the bj

[19:22:31] h4 he is a country girl too of sorts

[19:24:59] h4 not a lot

[19:25:03] h4 depends on what your vm is supposed to do

[19:25:18] h4 bootloader hates you too gorg

[19:34:22] h4 Herr Frogorg

[19:38:14] h4 ComputerTech wanders in

[19:38:16] h4 ugh

[19:38:32] h4 can't

[19:38:48] h4 nice

[19:39:12] h4 .k Mikoolo spam

[19:39:26] h4 oh I just read something about free phone

[19:39:28] h4 :D

[19:43:02] h4 great story

[19:43:04] h4 please tell us less

[19:43:26] h4 Frogorg: you can tell me whatever you feel like :)

[19:43:53] h4 it's pr0n

[19:43:57] h4 to avoid the h4 bully bot

[19:44:05] h4 TheFatherMind: yes

[19:44:13] h4 Frogorg: I do not know what that is

[19:44:16] h4 but I am happy for you!

[19:44:51] h4 ComputerTech: you do five pushups and your shoulders hurt?

[19:44:53] h4 pff

[19:45:08] h4 Frogorg: that's not bad

[19:45:15] h4 oh god

[19:45:17] h4 a gypsy

[19:45:19] h4 yuck

[19:45:42] h4 ComputerTech: you know if you searched for gyps

[19:45:46] h4 there you go

[19:45:51] h4 qupte sagt er

[19:46:07] h4 who?

[19:46:16] h4 Gorg fool

[19:46:21] h4 this channel has nothing to do with computers

[19:46:27] h4 ComputerTech is just horribly at naming stuff

[19:46:36] h4 look, the gypsy found spare change

[19:46:46] h4 they can practically smell it

[19:47:54] h4 ComputerTech: how is pyechat cute?

[19:48:26] h4 how is it cute?

[19:48:42] h4 Gorg must be looking to get his ass kicked

[19:48:56] h4 feel free to leave GypsyBarbie

[19:48:58] h4 we don't like you either

[19:49:10] h4 no thank you

[19:49:12] h4 ewww

[19:49:17] h4 she probably kissed one of her dogs earlier

[19:49:28] h4 you know how these old unattractive females are with their pets

[19:49:42] h4 yeah you go tongue kiss your dog all day

[19:50:10] h4 hehe

[19:50:15] h4 no

[19:50:29] h4 how dare you!

[19:50:41] h4 time to kick some motherfuckers and emoquit

[19:51:07] h4 you should do squats if your ass is weak

[19:51:30] h4 wait

[19:51:34] h4 who kicked Frogorg?

[19:51:38] h4 oh

[19:51:42] h4 I missed that entirey lol

[19:51:51] h4 *entirely

[19:51:57] h4 okay let me just

[19:52:00] h4 find something to kick

[19:52:18] h4 !!!

[19:52:41] h4 for real?

[19:52:46] h4 I find him very weird

[19:52:57] h4 he has been here for quite some time

[19:53:01] h4 he should be +a

[19:53:07] h4 nice!

[19:53:16] h4 also this

[19:53:22] h4 you made him halfop

[19:53:29] h4 like he was a bitch

[19:53:42] h4 fifel: fair point

[19:54:35] h4 any time TheFatherMind

[19:54:48] h4 GypsyBarbie: try to be nice

[19:54:53] h4 fifel hasn't done anything to you

[19:55:17] h4 it's already set :D

[19:55:29] h4 fifel: but she is a gypsy

[19:56:28] h4 aw you guys :3

[19:56:36] h4 this is really making me soft

[19:56:38] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[19:56:43] h4 don't come at me like that

[19:57:02] h4 screw you pankakes >:(

[19:57:17] h4 Frogorg: you don't understand why you told us

[19:57:19] h4 or why it is albino?

[19:57:31] h4 fuck me? :O

[19:57:35] h4 calm down TheFatherMind

[19:57:37] h4 no miners here

[19:58:10] h4 nice

[19:58:44] h4 !request kick ComputerTech for being a nazi

[19:59:22] h4 only thing pankakes gets is a slap on her below average ass

[20:00:17] h4 packet o'clock

[20:00:32] h4 think this joke is outplayed at some point?

[20:00:45] h4 I think it should pass on to Ahsoka now

[20:00:58] h4 wow

[20:01:07] h4 you call her butt a joke?

[20:01:22] h4 D:

[20:01:25] h4 if you post yours

[20:01:27] h4 I will post mine

[20:01:46] h4 in tiger striped panties

[20:01:54] h4 oh yeah

[20:01:56] h4 eww

[20:02:02] h4 I saw that

[20:02:11] h4 ComputerTech: I could not care less about you

[20:02:15] h4 this is about pankakes

[20:02:32] h4 this is a lettuce thing

[20:02:34] h4 stay out of it

[20:02:42] h4 nice

[20:03:06] h4 calm down Pipi Langstrumpf

[20:03:40] h4 just roll your eyes

[20:03:42] h4 shake your head

[20:03:45] h4 and let it slip

[20:04:41] h4 also a funny way of saying you're ugly

[20:04:54] h4 very pretty gegen die Wand gelaufen

[20:05:39] h4 only thing I need for my health is Jesus!

[20:06:39] h4 ...

[20:07:09] h4 you know exactly what

[20:07:27] h4 thanks

[20:07:34] h4 these idiots don't understand

[20:07:43] h4 cute

[20:07:51] h4 aren't you a joy

[20:08:33] h4 lol

[20:08:35] h4 I wanted to

[20:08:39] h4 don't push it Ahsoka!

[20:08:50] h4 ComputerTech: it's a small d though

[20:09:09] h4 the one in your mouth ComputerTech

[20:09:22] h4 that right?

[20:09:45] h4 esjay: you just looked that up afterwards

[20:09:55] h4 oh

[20:09:59] h4 i thought you refered to #shitters

[20:10:33] h4 socraticDev: dude, he got internet friends!

[20:10:45] h4 see you in a bit wofmobile

[20:11:20] h4 ComputerTech: try not to let that 12 yo ComputerTech out

[20:11:49] h4 ;w

[20:11:57] h4 ;config h4 location Hamburg, DE

[20:12:02] h4 ;w

[20:12:06] h4 $w

[20:12:09] h4 $weather

[20:12:11] h4 .w

[20:12:13] h4 love it

[20:12:30] h4 we need more bots

[20:12:33] h4 to show weather!

[20:12:52] h4 hey Saphir^Txp

[20:12:58] h4 was geht in den Bergen?

[20:13:35] h4 probably nobrainhere

[20:14:35] h4 ComputerTech: way to kill her

[20:14:37] h4 you cunt

[20:14:57] h4 gj

[20:15:30] h4 i hope your need to get kicked is satisfied

[20:16:02] h4 Frogorg: it should be a Marmorkacheltisch

[20:16:09] h4 .t de en Marmorkacheln

[20:16:28] h4 but all the 90+ people will admire it

[20:16:45] h4 yet

[20:16:52] h4 with that table you will get to know loads of them

[20:17:09] h4 D:

[20:18:08] h4 YES

[20:18:10] h4 https://hausloft.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/mobelklick24-couchtisch-bochum-von-couchtisch-eiche-rustikal-ausziehbar-hohenverstellbar-photo.jpg

[20:18:12] h4 that one

[20:18:14] h4 :D

[20:18:30] h4 :D

[20:18:39] h4 every person born before 1950 had or still has one of those

[20:19:07] h4 https://static.findix.com/data/clpix/picture_L/coachtisch-ausziehbar-u-hoehenverstellbar-826887-0.jpg

[20:19:09] h4 fuck yeah

[20:19:16] h4 this reminds me of my childhood visiting the grandparents :D

[20:19:37] h4 D:

[20:19:40] h4 don't get it then!

[20:19:48] h4 else nice

[20:20:59] h4 still don't understand the issue with the table I showed you

[20:21:57] h4 you cunthttps://monamie-vintage.de/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2-glasschuesseln-glasschalen-vintage-im-set-5dbc5cc8.jpg

[20:21:59] h4 one of those on top

[20:22:47] h4 :D

[20:22:58] h4 guess he came

[20:23:25] h4 ofc it does

[20:23:59] h4 Frogorg: easy

[20:24:10] h4 just don't mention it Ahsoka

[20:24:16] h4 not that big of deal

[20:24:23] h4 k bye o/

[20:24:32] h4 :(

[20:24:44] h4 there it goes

[20:25:17] h4 ^

[20:25:19] h4 that

[20:25:25] h4 Ahsoka: stop being dramatic about it

[20:25:30] h4 I kicked you for that shitty speed joke :D

[20:25:34] h4 then because you cried about it

[20:25:37] h4 then because you cried about it

[20:25:38] h4 then because you cried about it

[20:25:40] h4 and so on

[20:25:47] h4 please stop crying about it

[20:26:11] h4 :'(

[20:26:22] h4 GET A LIFE

[20:26:28] h4 :(

[20:26:51] h4 pankakes just told you

[20:26:53] h4 not angry

[20:26:55] h4 just german

[20:27:06] h4 ???

[20:27:09] h4 missed the colon

[20:27:14] h4 o

[20:27:19] h4 very nice!

[20:28:31] h4 rip ComputerTech

[20:28:59] h4 you are still crying Ahsoka

[20:29:05] h4 thought you wanted to leave

[20:29:09] h4 .op

[20:29:12] h4 :D

[20:29:22] h4 D:

[20:29:44] h4 nice!

[20:29:53] h4 about time too

[20:30:03] h4 wtf?

[20:30:07] h4 you share bloodhound gang?

[20:30:35] h4 gj ComputerTech

[20:30:46] h4 if you ever want to teach ComputerTech a lesson Frogorg

[20:30:49] h4 tell us in #lettuce

[20:30:51] h4 we part together

[20:30:53] h4 :D

[20:31:05] h4 ComputerTech: careful with that shoulder

[20:31:19] h4 fwiend

[20:31:21] h4 ?

[20:31:31] h4 still have to do three sets of pushups ComputerTech

[20:31:33] h4 !!

[20:31:55] h4 gravity sucks

[20:32:03] h4 STOP

[20:32:05] h4 CRYING

[20:32:07] h4 PLEASE

[20:32:13] h4 it is over :D

[20:32:19] h4 :D

[20:32:27] h4 it ultimately wins thuogh :|

[20:32:52] h4 Ahsoka: STOP

[20:33:01] h4 Ahsoka: CRYING

[20:33:03] h4 Ahsoka: ABOUT

[20:33:05] h4 Ahsoka: IT

[20:33:18] h4 SCHICHT IM SCHACHT!

[20:33:24] h4 D:

[20:33:37] h4 oh no

[20:33:39] h4 here come the dad jokes

[20:33:54] h4 is that link correct Frogorg ?

[20:33:59] h4 tells me video unavailable

[20:34:07] h4 my god

[20:34:10] h4 sorry Frogorg

[20:34:12] h4 you were absolutely right

[20:34:18] h4 I fucked up

[20:34:26] h4 oh my

[20:34:32] h4 look at that mountain of a man

[20:34:33] h4 wth!

[20:34:48] h4 look at that chest

[20:34:50] h4 jfc!

[20:34:55] h4 I wanna touch it

[20:35:03] h4 Ahsoka: I stop being a buttmunch when you stop crying

[20:35:12] h4 ComputerTech: he even got full hair D:

[20:35:17] h4 I am so jealous

[20:35:30] h4 stfu already

[20:35:32] h4 ffs

[20:35:34] h4 :D

[20:35:52] h4 .yt frozen let it go

[20:36:40] h4 how the veins are popping out

[20:36:49] h4 I need to get a body like that

[20:36:54] h4 so I can love myself even more!

[20:37:13] h4 lol

[20:37:15] h4 what?

[20:37:18] h4 these colored vhosts

[20:37:20] h4 :D

[20:37:47] h4 nope

[20:37:50] h4 nope

[20:38:06] h4 see

[20:38:09] h4 my client fucks it up as well

[20:38:34] h4 ah yes

[20:38:45] h4 ffs

[20:38:48] h4 are you mental?

[20:39:01] h4 fucking moron lol

[20:39:34] h4 Frogorg: why are those guys in the background of the video complimenting each other all the time?

[20:40:02] h4 this

[20:40:04] h4 is

[20:40:06] h4 SPARTA!

[20:40:10] h4 oh god stop it h4 :x

[20:40:21] h4 Frogorg: they got such a positive attitude

[20:40:35] h4 TheFatherMind: thx .D

[20:40:37] h4 :D

[20:41:07] h4 I crap out after 40 :d

[20:41:15] h4 looking like someone tortured me, crying a little

[20:41:26] h4 that's a goal

[20:41:42] h4 but the workout you suggested me definetely did something

[20:41:49] h4 arms got way bigger

[20:41:53] h4 at least it feels that way

[20:43:14] h4 Frogorg: the end of the video lol

[20:43:21] h4 "38 minutes..." - "you even beat the last time"

[20:43:27] h4 not his first time either lol

[20:44:00] h4 I mean

[20:44:05] h4 could just start recording for youtube

[20:44:09] h4 and if you fail, you don't upload

[20:44:46] h4 I'm doing it with playing songs on guitar

[20:45:00] h4 only share it with friends if it ended up good

[20:45:08] h4 which at my current level it rarely does :D

[20:45:45] h4 you need time for those :x

[20:46:01] h4 skill can be learned

[20:46:04] h4 !bang

[20:46:44] h4 :/

[20:55:56] h4 D:

[20:56:15] h4 nice irish666

[20:56:43] h4 wez: and what compiler flags did you use?

[20:57:03] h4 no -ggdb ?

[20:57:10] h4 how will you debug this complex code

[20:57:12] h4 ß

[20:57:14] h4 ?

[20:57:23] h4 *-ggdb3

[20:57:29] h4 -Wall ?

[20:57:53] h4 gotta do these pushups now

[20:57:56] h4 else I will just slack off

[20:58:00] h4 !!

[20:58:08] h4 lol

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