IRC Driven

[07:43:39] Mikoolo A morning

[07:52:37] Mikoolo They are flyinbg rats, not flying gypsies, meosimulator.

[07:52:40] Mikoolo Just woke up, h4.

[07:52:45] Mikoolo Don't know yet.

[07:53:44] Mikoolo I hate simulators. They are everywhere. People even develope more of them to the point where theres too many to chose from.

[07:54:43] Mikoolo Some even release a new simulator every year instead for supporting the previous one in the long term, meosimulator. They are parasiting on society and serve no purpose.

[07:57:48] Mikoolo I think they stole his parents, h4.

[07:58:25] Mikoolo I ain't fit for human consumption, Kumool.

[07:59:10] Mikoolo Eat my brain, raw, Kumool.

[07:59:25] Mikoolo Eat everything in my brain, Kumool.

[07:59:30] Mikoolo Come on!

[08:00:54] Mikoolo Thats better than being american.

[08:01:16] Mikoolo Yeah

[08:01:21] Mikoolo .w

[08:03:05] Mikoolo .w San Juan

[08:03:29] Mikoolo Net neutrality is a US thing, Kumool.

[08:03:52] Mikoolo Only officially, Kumool.

[08:04:38] Mikoolo Here h4 have a vtuber and her excellent singing skills https://youtu.be/UwdThvO2O54

[08:04:56] Mikoolo Yes h4.

[08:05:28] Mikoolo Nah, you live in puerto rico with your bf duds.

[08:06:07] Mikoolo The same song, but not a mic check this time, h4 https://youtu.be/fevB6h3-kfE

[08:06:30] Mikoolo They got mods.

[08:07:25] Mikoolo Here h4 have a excellent cover of Through The Fire And Flame. https://youtu.be/wnc-MGNOyIQ

[08:07:39] Mikoolo Sure

[08:09:33] Mikoolo 30 years ago if a 40 year old man was playing video games he'd be considered weird.

[08:10:43] Mikoolo Things change.

[08:10:49] Mikoolo It ain't 40's germany anymore, h4.

[08:11:49] Mikoolo And it was not usual for a grown man 30 years ago to play video games on his nintendo.

[08:11:57] Mikoolo Things change, h4.

[08:12:41] Mikoolo Because interests and entertainment is an evolving thing, h4.

[08:13:54] Mikoolo Got 4 irl friends who like this.

[08:14:28] Mikoolo Theres a ocean between sweden and finland, h4.

[08:15:23] Mikoolo About as much as you spend on videogames.

[08:17:00] Mikoolo I am comparing different forms of entertainment.

[08:17:22] Mikoolo Like I said. 30 years ago if a 40 year old man was playing video games he'd be considered weird.

[08:17:52] Mikoolo You also don't want to remember what I've said in this channel in the past about vtubers, h4.

[08:18:18] Mikoolo vtubers are charismatic people who are so ugly that they make burnward victims look like miss universe contestants.

[08:20:38] Mikoolo here h4 https://youtu.be/iuY6BKIY004

[08:21:00] Mikoolo Theres no vtubers in it.

[08:26:59] Mikoolo Oh yeah, googles ai that refuses to draw white people.

[08:28:00] Mikoolo You didn't hear about that Kumool?

[08:28:27] Mikoolo https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68364690 Kumool

[08:29:19] Mikoolo Short clips ain't movies.

[08:30:49] Mikoolo That mustached hockey player :D

[08:34:20] Mikoolo Never heard of.

[08:34:57] Mikoolo Oh he's from the 40's and was part of D-Day when they started pacifying germany?

[09:54:04] Mikoolo BobbyDrake have you ever considered the nick AubreyDrake?

[17:08:02] Mikoolo h4 I had a bottle of ComputerTech's favourite cider today.

[17:08:10] Mikoolo Want my opinion?

[17:08:24] Mikoolo Bulmers and Magners is the exact same cider, ComputerTech.

[17:08:38] Mikoolo Just different names due to marketing distribution rights.

[17:08:41] Mikoolo Bulmers and Magners is the exact same cider, ComputerTech.

[17:08:47] Mikoolo It was meh

[17:08:50] Mikoolo Weston is better imo

[17:09:12] Mikoolo A gang member, foxy.

[17:09:44] Mikoolo did you see ComputerTech?

[17:09:49] Mikoolo Weston is better.

[17:11:09] Mikoolo I'm now gonna open a bottle of.

[17:11:15] Mikoolo Weihenstephaner

[17:12:37] Mikoolo It's a *looks at h4 and whispers* Bavarian style hefe weissbier.

[17:16:53] Mikoolo I don't think weissbiers are anyhing for me. The 3 I've had so far have been at most, decent.

[17:20:43] Mikoolo Look Salvaje. ComputerTech complaining about pilsner when he drinks sugar syrupy tequila/beer mixers.

[17:21:01] Mikoolo s/crazy/retarded

[17:21:43] Mikoolo Salvaje I've had this one earlier this year. https://www.systembolaget.se/produkt/ol/omnipollo-noa-142703/

[17:21:47] Mikoolo 56:70 sek

[17:21:56] Mikoolo It was delicious but not worth the price imo.

[17:21:58] Mikoolo But damn delicious.

[17:23:19] Mikoolo Never had Norrlands Djup tbh.

[17:23:34] Mikoolo I ain't that found of swedish beer except when it came to Hell from Jämtlands Bryggeri.

[17:24:03] Mikoolo Never had

[17:25:05] Mikoolo Kronenbourgh 1664 is the worst beer I've had. It tasted like how sewer water smells like.

[17:25:42] Mikoolo I am however biased towards dark beers like stouts and porters.

[17:25:47] Mikoolo They are <4

[17:25:49] Mikoolo <3 *

[17:26:09] Mikoolo A room temperature St Peters Cream Stout is lovely.

[17:29:20] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/VHGt_g0TnuQ

[17:31:30] Mikoolo Syndus

[17:33:22] Mikoolo As song as your dislike towards taking your medication.

[17:33:30] Mikoolo strong*

[17:34:35] Mikoolo Don't ask me about that.

[17:34:51] Mikoolo You're better off asking someone who knows more dnd stuff than I do.

[17:35:18] Mikoolo I had to google wiza4d btw.

[17:35:50] Mikoolo But it gave me wizards of the sword coast results D:

[17:36:07] Mikoolo When I googled wiza4d.

[17:36:27] Mikoolo Wizards of the coast*

[17:36:50] Mikoolo It's the company behind DND

[17:36:55] Mikoolo Or the one in charge of it.

[17:38:37] Mikoolo Just add Deck of Many Things and all your issues are solved, Syndus.

[17:39:43] Mikoolo William Morris says hi, HelderHeid.

[17:41:10] Mikoolo Just play FFVI and you don't need to play any other of them, HelderHeid.

[17:41:15] Mikoolo It's the last one released on the snes.

[17:41:59] Mikoolo Want a tip Syndus? Better add contingencies for players that act and behave like Mikoolo.

[17:43:04] Mikoolo I played a alcoholic dwarf in a warhammer rpg setting.

[17:43:16] Mikoolo We discovered unknown potions.

[17:43:22] Mikoolo Guess what I decided to do. :>

[17:44:20] Mikoolo He carried a keg of beer on his back throughout the time I was part of that group.

[17:45:00] Mikoolo And he was highly racist towards the only elf character in the group.

[17:45:22] Mikoolo "HEY YOU SKINNY KNIFE EARED BITCH!"

[17:45:55] Mikoolo "GO SNIFF SOME FEKKIN' FLOWERS YA CUNT AN LET US MEN DO THIS!"

[17:53:45] Mikoolo Here Fensta this one? https://youtu.be/asjQNZn7vng

[17:56:41] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/9CE3c0Hp7WM

[18:02:36] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[18:02:50] Mikoolo They are porting Kingdom Come Deliverance to switch.

[18:02:56] Mikoolo Hope it ain't a cloud game.

[18:10:12] Mikoolo Yeah Number1Stunna https://youtu.be/e-kksIZPUag

[18:10:45] Mikoolo I didn't like the combat.

[18:11:41] Mikoolo It was too "simulator" for me.

[18:14:18] Mikoolo I think it was the beta that had a easter egg at one end of the map thats cordoned off with present time stuff and something that said it was a live action roleplaying area or something.

[18:20:04] Mikoolo I hope it's a real port and not a cloud gaming version.

[18:39:50] Mikoolo Hi \g.

[18:40:50] Mikoolo $tell wof pal bots? / \g

[18:43:34] Mikoolo Poor mikoola.

[18:43:51] Mikoolo What did they do to you to deserve that you bite them, AlterEgo_?

[18:44:14] Mikoolo Nah, you bit mikoola. I'm Mikoolo.

[18:45:27] Mikoolo I see you respawned.

[18:45:39] Mikoolo All your diseases and buffs and all that have been removed.

[18:46:12] Mikoolo Oh. I should have waited longer than 9 seconds with removing the ban then.

[18:46:50] Mikoolo Should have waited 30 seconds so you'd think I was serious about the ban.

[18:54:58] Mikoolo Candy?

[18:55:32] Mikoolo Never too early for liqourice.

[18:55:57] Mikoolo Especially Salmiakki liqourice.

[18:56:12] Mikoolo Ever had liqourice?

[18:56:21] Mikoolo Now imagine having it salty.

[18:56:38] Mikoolo Yee

[18:57:11] Mikoolo Ammonium Chloride flavoured liqourice :D

[18:58:44] Mikoolo I worked with a burmese guy in 2022 who has eaten dog. He said it didn't taste good.

[18:59:07] Mikoolo I told him "Never ever tell a swedish girl that you've eaten dog, they'll drop all interest in you if you do."

[18:59:54] Mikoolo He has also eaten this monkey https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myanmar_snub-nosed_monkey

[18:59:59] Mikoolo He said it tastes good.

[19:01:18] Mikoolo I've eaten this https://i.imgur.com/grKbxm4.jpeg smoked.

[19:01:28] Mikoolo Tasted like the best bacon I've ever had.

[19:01:38] Mikoolo Yeah

[19:01:53] Mikoolo I've had that "beaver" too :p

[19:02:19] Mikoolo But the rodent was really tasty.

[19:03:04] Mikoolo Never had bear.

[19:03:19] Mikoolo I want to eat it but properly cooked so the parasites dies.

[19:04:48] Mikoolo You're thinking about Trichinella, GypsyBarbie.

[19:05:31] Mikoolo The cysts are caused by Trichinella parasites, GypsyBarbie.

[19:06:08] Mikoolo Wild boars also have trichinella.

[19:06:12] Mikoolo hi kamper.

[19:06:29] Mikoolo I've had beer today so it is a happy one.

[19:06:52] Mikoolo A franziskaner and a Weihenstephaner

[19:07:16] Mikoolo And half a bottle of Bulmers.

[19:07:22] Mikoolo It was meh compared to Weston.

[19:11:03] Mikoolo HelderHeid, do you think ComputerTech will stop drinking his shitty magners if he gets to try Weston's cider?

[19:22:18] Mikoolo I'd say Bulmers was the worst non-swedish cider I've had.

[19:22:34] Mikoolo And swedish cider is shite.

[19:22:49] Mikoolo It's alcopop.

[19:25:05] Mikoolo You'd like swedish cider then, if I am right by assuming that you do not like cider.

[19:26:53] Mikoolo I got a bottle of Innis & Gunn Irish Oatmeal Stout in my backpack for tomorrow, HelderHeid.

[19:27:10] Mikoolo Irish Whiskey Cask *

[19:27:13] Mikoolo It's a oatmeal sout.

[19:27:25] Mikoolo I like beer.

[19:27:29] Mikoolo But I like british cider too.

[19:27:56] Mikoolo And I like Innis & Gunn and their ideas about how to make beer.

[19:28:03] Mikoolo No

[19:31:10] Mikoolo Your allotted food this evening.

[19:37:34] Mikoolo You hugged ComputerTech twice, GypsyBarbie. ComputerTech's ass has it's own irc handle, Compass.

[19:41:03] Mikoolo I hope you take a shower if they touched you, GypsyBarbie.

[20:04:05] Mikoolo Nice view.

[20:04:36] Mikoolo I used to take pics of my view when I was about to have a pee while at work from 2021 to end of 2022.

[20:20:01] Mikoolo fifel, ever considered the nick fiffel?

[20:20:04] Mikoolo .t sv en fiffel

[20:20:54] Mikoolo That should be fiddle as in "He has been fiddling with his taxes, he owes the IRS more than the entire us debt to china."

[20:34:03] Mikoolo I got a log of Kronan Stark here, Salvaje.

[20:34:19] Mikoolo And a pack of John Silver.

[20:34:39] Mikoolo My condolences.

[20:34:52] Mikoolo I also ha the most alcohol today than I've had for a long long time.

[20:34:57] Mikoolo had*

[20:35:17] Mikoolo I'm care full about my alcohol consumption atm.

[20:35:25] Mikoolo I had a quite severe workplace accident last year.

[20:36:13] Mikoolo Me or him?

[20:36:22] Mikoolo Naah

[20:36:33] Mikoolo I've had 5.something% abv beers.

[20:36:38] Mikoolo ANd half a bulmers

[20:37:36] Mikoolo Watching https://youtu.be/ggWZoH9PeIU atm

[20:38:04] Mikoolo Thats one impressive snow shelter he dug out for himself.

[20:39:10] Mikoolo Hej Sokoly is better imo, Frogorg.

[20:39:26] Mikoolo imo

[20:39:50] Mikoolo Thats iyo.

[20:40:16] Mikoolo It's your fault I got a metal object stuck in my brain, Frogorg :(

[20:42:15] Mikoolo Hey Hey Hey Falcons! Fly past the mountains, forests, valleys. Ring ring ring the little bell my little steppe skylark.

[20:42:55] Mikoolo How many beers?

[20:43:53] Mikoolo ty

[20:43:59] Mikoolo Also, drink it room temp, Frogorg.

[20:44:30] Mikoolo .k basti !bang

[20:45:40] Mikoolo ^

[20:46:01] Mikoolo Put duckhunt on ignore and hunt the unique named ducks instead.

[20:46:30] Mikoolo You're too late, h4.

[20:46:35] Mikoolo I already shot him down.

[20:46:56] Mikoolo Frogorg want me to try it?

[20:47:03] Mikoolo Ok

[20:48:27] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/vrRcm2dt0VY

[20:48:49] Mikoolo That reminds me. I bought 4 250ml cans of redbull for like 1€ per can.

[20:49:05] Mikoolo Watermelon, Apricot, Persimon and forgot what the 4th flavour was.

[20:49:32] Mikoolo HAve you tried Cocaine Frogorg?

[20:49:37] Mikoolo .yt Cocaine energy drink review

[20:49:48] Mikoolo This cocaine, Frogorg.

[20:50:41] Mikoolo lol

[20:51:24] Mikoolo I've done weed for many years and tried liberty caps once and cubensis once.

[20:52:14] Mikoolo I will pray to [Insert Diety Of Your Belief Here] and hope it goes well for you, Frogorg.

[20:52:37] Mikoolo Deity?

[20:52:48] Mikoolo Yeah, deity.

[20:53:06] Mikoolo Could pray to that one instead?

[20:53:23] Mikoolo What toppings?

[20:53:47] Mikoolo h4 can I punch Frogorg lightly on the shoulder for having pineapple on pizza?

[20:54:07] Mikoolo Salvaje, people make fun of us and say we put banana on pizza.

[20:54:38] Mikoolo Nice

[20:54:42] Mikoolo Adirc

[20:55:33] Mikoolo .k h4 no

[20:55:36] Mikoolo :(

[20:57:18] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/EIdOlRG.mp4 this made me rofl

[20:57:44] Mikoolo It's a dog trying to get on the back support of the couch.

[20:57:56] Mikoolo Theres a human head it's trying to climb over.

[20:58:07] Mikoolo And it's a male dog that has not been castrated.

[20:58:45] Mikoolo With dog testicles being rubbed against his face, Salvaje?

[20:59:38] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/AdlQIwl.jpg lol

[21:00:31] Mikoolo h4 https://i.imgur.com/P26eSKD.png

[21:03:08] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/hBv7G9q.jpeg HelderHeid

[21:04:28] Mikoolo She spawned Syndus, do you really wish to have her reopened, End3r?

[21:12:46] Mikoolo Syndus fixed it. He resealed his mum, End3r, h4!

[21:14:49] Mikoolo Yes?

[21:16:03] Mikoolo No, Syndus.

[21:16:28] Mikoolo I'd rather not, Syndus.

[21:18:01] Mikoolo ComputerTech sing with me https://youtu.be/oYNrHLfIx_4

[21:19:38] Mikoolo ComputerTech, you don't suck. But you recieve sheep dick quite damn well when you bend over.

[21:21:10] Mikoolo Seems like he wants you to quit, netsec.

[21:23:05] Mikoolo Thats your grandma, ComputerTech.

[21:23:36] Mikoolo Neo_Nemesis, seems like your boss wants you to quit. But if he fires you, you get benefits or something?

[21:24:22] Mikoolo he*

[21:24:37] Mikoolo I did not recieve a no this time.

[21:25:39] Mikoolo Horrible weather.

[21:25:40] Mikoolo .w

[21:25:43] Mikoolo Horrible here too.

[21:25:51] Mikoolo He moved there, Frogorg.

[21:25:57] Mikoolo He's going to learn polish soon.

[21:26:19] Mikoolo Sign up for polish classes for immigrants, ComputerTech.

[21:26:41] Mikoolo Yes, ComputerTech.

[21:26:44] Mikoolo No

[21:26:48] Mikoolo Learn polish.

[21:27:08] Mikoolo You're a lazy immigrant and should go back to your own fucking country, ComputerTech.

[21:27:24] Mikoolo Go learn polish, ComputerTech.

[21:28:04] Mikoolo imma move to northern ireland and expect everyone to speak and understand swedish.

[21:28:26] Mikoolo Nä fy fan, dom är så nära england, Salvaje.

[21:28:44] Mikoolo Samt mycket närmare frankrike än vad vi är.

[21:30:02] Mikoolo Fy fan ska sova.

[21:30:33] Mikoolo He goes there to speak german so the polish guys can beat him up to fuel his masochistic desires, HelderHeid.

[21:31:16] Mikoolo Fucking rude cunt tho. Refusing to learn the language in the country he lives in.

[21:31:44] Mikoolo Explains why he works for his parents.

[21:31:55] Mikoolo They are probably the only employer that tolerates him irl.

[21:33:32] Mikoolo Damn I'm happy I'm in sweden Salvaje. I got a quite damn fucking good level on my Högkostnadsskydd. I pay 10 sek for my eyedrops instead for 130sek.

[21:33:47] Mikoolo nej

[21:34:39] Mikoolo Nioce

[21:34:41] Mikoolo Nice *

[21:35:02] Mikoolo I helps that I paid like 2100sek for my almost 3 week long hospital stay last year, Salvaje.

[21:35:18] Mikoolo AFA gave that money back to me tho.

[21:35:30] Mikoolo No

[21:36:09] Mikoolo Salvaje I'll send you a pm first.

[21:36:51] Mikoolo Salvaje check the pm.

[21:36:55] Mikoolo ANd heres the story.

[21:37:07] Mikoolo I was in a pretty gruesome workplace accident last year.

[21:37:33] Mikoolo Got hit by a 1.4cm long metal wire while using a brushcutter, röjsåg.

[21:37:54] Mikoolo It smashed right through the protective visor, through my glasses, my right eye and is not stuck in my brain, Salvaje.

[21:38:51] Mikoolo They removed about 50 fragmets of my glasses from my right eye in the first surgery, Salvaje.

[21:39:05] Mikoolo And I had a brain hemorrhage on top of it.

[21:39:12] Mikoolo The metal wire is permanently stuck in my brain.

[21:39:34] Mikoolo I wish, Dr_DICK.

[21:39:41] Mikoolo I don

[21:39:50] Mikoolo I don't pick up any radio stations with it, Dr_DICK :(

[21:40:31] Mikoolo Salvaje, the brain damage I recieved is comparable to a stroke according to the surgeons.

[21:40:50] Mikoolo But I am so far not experiencing any neurological issues and I am for all practical purposes blind in my right eye.

[21:41:14] Mikoolo Yeah, months ago, Frogorg.

[21:41:37] Mikoolo We don't got proof that I have a brain, phonekait. But we got proof that I got something in my head.

[21:42:03] Mikoolo Could be worse, Salvaje.

[21:42:10] Mikoolo I could be a vegetable and body locked.

[21:42:33] Mikoolo I ain't the type of person to cry over spilled milk.

[21:42:51] Mikoolo I am considering getting a tattoo of a crossed over magnet, Frogorg.

[21:43:43] Mikoolo Salvaje, I am however expecting something like 300k from AFA in insurance money, atleast I hope.

[21:43:55] Mikoolo 300k in sek.

[21:44:30] Mikoolo No, Salvaje.

[21:44:59] Mikoolo I got plans for the money already. A gaming chair, tv, new gpu and psu, probably a ps5 aswell. Then the rest goes into savings.

[21:46:04] Mikoolo I'm currently sitting on a, not uncomfortable, but old 60's dinner table chair.

[21:46:26] Mikoolo Nice

[21:46:40] Mikoolo You broke it from too much sex, Dr_DICK :(

[21:46:53] Mikoolo He fucked on it too much, phonekait.

[21:50:38] Mikoolo Shrek has a gf already, Frogorg.

[21:51:15] Mikoolo no phonekait. This is shrek's gf talking about it, Frogorg. https://youtu.be/WXolumsxc28

[21:52:55] Mikoolo Ok

[21:52:56] Mikoolo Bed time

[21:52:57] Mikoolo bbl

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive