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[08:25:12] Mikoolo A morning.

[08:32:56] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/mMtf8zFYEpk

[08:59:58] Mikoolo .w

[09:28:17] Mikoolo Did you try laying down in bed and close your eyes?

[09:30:55] Mikoolo Which one sould I have Frogorg? Cactus, Watermelon, Peach or Apricot & Strawberry flavoured redbull?

[09:33:43] Mikoolo I am trying to involve you in my decision making, Frogorg.

[09:34:07] Mikoolo Regarding non-financial stuff.

[09:35:10] Mikoolo Thank you, Frogorg.

[09:36:57] Mikoolo It's pretty ok.

[09:37:14] Mikoolo I've had monster that taste undrinkable.

[09:37:27] Mikoolo But this redbull cactus is pretty ok.

[10:37:28] Mikoolo What now, h4?

[10:43:22] Mikoolo Chess

[10:44:27] Mikoolo I'm gonna replay that for the 4th time when I've upgraded my gpu.

[10:45:35] Mikoolo Have you played Shadow Warrior 2013, pomf?

[10:45:57] Mikoolo It's a excellent fps game.

[10:46:10] Mikoolo Where the katana is the main star.

[10:46:31] Mikoolo It's quite often on sale.

[10:46:34] Mikoolo At a good price.

[10:46:43] Mikoolo Unless you prefer to go "Yarrr!" version.

[10:47:12] Mikoolo I've bought it for a couple of friends when it was sold for 3€.

[10:48:13] Mikoolo Heres a trailer for the gameplay features in the game, pomf. https://youtu.be/dmJIgRMjHWs

[10:50:09] Mikoolo The katana is by far the best weapon in Shadow Warrior 2013, pomf.

[10:50:16] Mikoolo Unlimited Ammo.

[10:50:27] Mikoolo Excellent damage.

[10:51:06] Mikoolo It's a mix of old school fps with new school fps imo.

[10:51:29] Mikoolo With deadly staircases if you decide to dash down them.

[10:52:26] Mikoolo The game engine has a bug or rather said, feature, that instantly kills you once you land due to the height difference.

[10:52:31] Mikoolo Regarding stairs.

[10:56:38] Mikoolo btw, h4. Drama at big bro's house incase you didn't see me say it earlier this week.

[10:57:14] Mikoolo Nephew has stolen money from his step-sister. She's not aware of it yet tho. Nephews mum called my big bro and asked why he had 300sek on him.

[10:57:43] Mikoolo So big bro and his wife checked each kids wallet at home and both were empty.

[10:57:49] Mikoolo 8, turns 9.

[10:57:56] Mikoolo This summer that is.

[10:58:42] Mikoolo Both are the same age, the niece is a month older.

[10:59:04] Mikoolo I don't know.

[10:59:44] Mikoolo I talked about it with my mum when I had dinner at her place yesterday and I said "Could be a bully at school that has demanded money, some start quite early."

[11:00:41] Mikoolo It could also be that he just wants money and not spend it. But seems like I am trying to find excuses but whatever the case what he did is wrong.

[11:01:36] Mikoolo Neo_Nemesis should get a bouncer.

[11:02:54] Mikoolo I remember everything I've stolen.

[11:03:39] Mikoolo Chocolate cigarettes and a pez candy dispenser from the grocery store in my home village are the first two things I've stolen. I was like 7 or 8 years old.

[11:14:48] Mikoolo Most recent thing I've stolen was in 2017 or 2018.

[11:15:11] Mikoolo A roll of toiletpaper from work coz I didn't want to go to the store on my way home.

[11:31:58] Mikoolo n1, don't respond. They are trying to be funny.

[11:50:41] Mikoolo Bad topic fixed.

[11:55:54] Mikoolo After noon, HelderHeid.

[11:55:58] Mikoolo Afternoon*

[11:58:05] Mikoolo hi

[11:58:50] Mikoolo Nice

[11:58:55] Mikoolo Now eat 30 today.

[11:58:58] Mikoolo 40 tomorrow.

[12:02:35] Mikoolo Sounds like a excellent idea, Frogorg.

[12:03:30] Mikoolo 6 hour laundry cycle? What the fuck did you do? Murder your neighbours and are now washing the clothes you wore when you did it?

[12:04:05] Mikoolo 6 fucking hours for that?

[12:04:33] Mikoolo Seems like they cheaped out and bought some really underpowered stuff.

[12:05:10] Mikoolo Thats a fucking scam.

[12:05:32] Mikoolo Get a drying rack, just wash the clothes, hang them up to dry.

[12:06:00] Mikoolo I got one attached above my bathtub that I can lower down from the ceiling.

[12:06:13] Mikoolo h4 I am annoyed that it takes the machine 6 fucking hours to do that.

[12:08:11] Mikoolo The washers in my laundry room takes like a hour each with centrifuge. I can go through 3 loads in 4 hours and have them dried in the drying cabinet between each washing.

[12:08:43] Mikoolo It's a shared one, Frogorg.

[12:09:00] Mikoolo We got 3 washing machines in it.

[12:09:07] Mikoolo One dryer and one drying cabinet.

[12:09:50] Mikoolo But fuck, 6 hours to wash and dry one load is a fucking scam in my experience.

[12:10:42] Mikoolo What I hate are people overloading the washers. Like my little bro.

[12:11:29] Mikoolo Little bro be like "These clothes doesn't weigh 8kg!" puts them in the machine "Wet clothes exceeding the weight limit and makes the washer dance around on the floor."

[12:11:53] Mikoolo I wash workclothes in 60c.

[12:12:01] Mikoolo Some stains won't go away otherwise.

[12:12:33] Mikoolo I wash pillows and blankets in 90c.

[12:13:17] Mikoolo Örngott is the swedish name for it.

[12:13:23] Mikoolo .t sv de örngott

[12:13:42] Mikoolo .t sv en örngott

[12:13:51] Mikoolo KOPFKISSENBEZUG

[12:15:08] Mikoolo You should play less Starcraft, HelderHeid.

[12:15:53] Mikoolo How are your KOPFKISSENBEZUG deadly?

[12:16:17] Mikoolo pillow cases, deadly.

[12:17:06] Mikoolo Nice deadly.

[12:17:28] Mikoolo Imagine you being a huge dick and you finally get to enter a tight hole.

[12:17:42] Mikoolo He likes rap.

[12:19:14] Mikoolo You can be the coolest guy at the care facility, deadly.

[12:19:30] Mikoolo Listening to rap and headbang.

[12:20:14] Mikoolo I've had a sponge bath. I don't recommend it.

[12:20:39] Mikoolo THey'll rub all over your body.

[12:21:05] Mikoolo I even had my ass cleaned by a 60+ old nurse.

[12:21:33] Mikoolo I thought she was like late 40.

[12:21:38] Mikoolo She was well preserved.

[12:23:12] Mikoolo You won't really suffer from having dementia, deadly. You'll just keep forgetting and forgetting.

[12:23:26] Mikoolo Relatives will however have it tough.

[12:24:04] Mikoolo Thats a case by case basis tbh.

[12:24:20] Mikoolo My grandma believed she was at home when she was at the care facility, Frogorg.

[12:25:01] Mikoolo And at home she'd try leave the house all the time to get to her childhood home in finland.

[12:25:15] Mikoolo Believing her parents were still alive.

[12:25:37] Mikoolo But relatives suffer more from it than the one who has dementia.

[12:25:57] Mikoolo Take care deadly.

[12:26:26] Mikoolo But I personally have contingency plans incase I start developing dementia.

[12:26:37] Mikoolo I can mention them when deadly is offline.

[12:28:00] Mikoolo I have written that down on a paper I have in a cupboard, Frogorg.

[12:28:19] Mikoolo What gaming platforms I use, pws to emails.

[12:28:30] Mikoolo Bank id and stuff.

[12:29:11] Mikoolo I have my friend, HelderHeid.

[12:31:27] Mikoolo I also have a will I'm kinda writing on from time to time.

[12:33:14] Mikoolo I want my step-niece to get the knife I got from my grandpa on my 7th b-day. With the message "Even if we ain't blood relatives I've alway seen you as my real niece and I want you to have this knife that my grandpa made and gave me on my 7th birth day."

[12:34:58] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/epQyAeY.jpg this is the knife.

[12:52:28] Mikoolo No kids from your time living in japan, HelderHeid?

[12:53:15] Mikoolo What if theres an accidental Helderheid Jr in Japan?

[12:54:28] Mikoolo bbl gotta go buy tp

[12:54:41] Mikoolo And look for a shower sponge.

[12:54:51] Mikoolo Grocerystore should have em.

[12:54:59] Mikoolo nah

[12:55:19] Mikoolo April 20th is the b-day I've chosen to display on irc since many years back.

[12:55:37] Mikoolo Do you feel that you deserve chocolate?

[12:56:08] Mikoolo Think about it, deadly. And you'll come to a conclusion after a while.

[12:57:17] Mikoolo Oh yeah the grocerystore chain closest to me have a sale on a cookie brand. When the russian invasion of ukraine and covid and whatnots started the regular price on them increased with 50% so I stopped buying them.

[12:57:23] Mikoolo Now they are on sale for the old regular price.

[12:58:33] Mikoolo They were non-essential so it was easy to cut them out of my groceries but now that they are on sale I want to get a box of them.

[12:59:34] Mikoolo Their thin oatmeal cookies are delicious and comes in like ½kg boxes.

[13:45:05] Mikoolo .k irish666 !bang

[13:50:11] Mikoolo It's someone changing it from services, HelderHeid.

[13:50:31] Mikoolo I see irish666 decided to get in the middle of the crossfire.

[14:17:00] Mikoolo Try getting a bouncer, irc_standardnick.

[14:30:14] Mikoolo Move to a first world country, irc_standardnick.

[14:30:39] Mikoolo And you can still get a bouncer undependant on your connection, irc_standardnick.

[15:11:09] Mikoolo 75% off on roast beef. I would feel suspicious about it.

[15:11:45] Mikoolo HelderHeid is bri'ish, Ice`.

[15:12:03] Mikoolo Naah.

[15:12:09] Mikoolo Would be worse if he was french, Ice`.

[15:12:24] Mikoolo amirite HelderHeid?

[15:13:02] Mikoolo Hold on, let me google armagnac.

[15:16:21] Mikoolo Ah it's a brandy.

[15:16:28] Mikoolo You should have whisky instead, HelderHeid.

[15:16:47] Mikoolo Whisky

[15:17:01] Mikoolo Whiskey is the US and Irish spelling.

[15:17:17] Mikoolo But theres no key in whisky. The retards hasn't figured that out yet.

[15:17:33] Mikoolo Theres a whole lot of sky in it tho.

[15:20:44] Mikoolo Add sugar and vodka and you'd have homemade Kahlua.

[15:22:04] Mikoolo I ain't a fan of instant coffee. I can drink it if theres no fresh coffee available.

[15:22:19] Mikoolo But I have to say that nescafe Azera Instant Espresso is kinda nice.

[15:23:08] Mikoolo Do you drink beer HelderHeid?

[15:23:11] Mikoolo Do you eat bacon?

[15:23:59] Mikoolo Do you eat marmite straight from the jar with a spoon like deadly?

[15:24:49] Mikoolo You're ok but you ain't bri'ish.

[15:25:05] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/0IsVNhFDxhs brought to you by Chris Broad.

[15:25:37] Mikoolo The immigrants hate it.

[15:25:41] Mikoolo The bri'ish love it.

[15:25:44] Mikoolo >:P

[15:26:04] Mikoolo We got a similar thing there. Or two.

[15:26:09] Mikoolo Surströmming and Kalles Kaviar.

[15:27:12] Mikoolo Kalles Kaviar is smoked fish roe in a tube.

[15:34:33] Mikoolo $tell \g I found your new daily carry firearm https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VwUtExMSHKQ?feature=share

[15:45:31] Mikoolo wb irish666

[16:52:31] Mikoolo I found a book we should get to ComputerTech's mum https://www.amazon.com/-/en/Peter-Lawrence/dp/1852000104

[17:08:43] Mikoolo At home, Frogorg.

[17:09:20] Mikoolo But you can have this video of a guy getting a big cock while napping, Frogorg. https://i.imgur.com/y3bNEEg.mp4

[17:23:31] Mikoolo To not talk with Mikoolo?

[17:23:47] Mikoolo It's a quite sensible rule tbh.

[17:29:11] Mikoolo I had the Innis & Gunn Irish Whisky Cask now with my dinner.

[17:29:25] Mikoolo It was nice. Liqouricey flavour tone to it.

[17:31:29] Mikoolo Yes Syndus?

[17:32:09] Mikoolo I'm too dumb to get depressed.

[17:32:41] Mikoolo Well I think about the good stuff I can still do, Syndus.

[17:33:25] Mikoolo Like. Sure the loss of eyesight in my right eye has been a life changer but it hasn't stopped me from playing videogames or enjoy the same stuff as before the accident, Syndus.

[17:34:04] Mikoolo And the metal wire in my brain? Nothing can be done about it so I've just accepted it.

[17:34:16] Mikoolo I ain't the type of person to cry over spilled wine.

[17:35:39] Mikoolo And thats ok, Frogorg.

[17:35:52] Mikoolo We all are different people and handle things differently.

[17:38:47] Mikoolo I don't like the idea of friends and relatives treating me differently. So much that I've told people "I don't mind if you joke about it. I'm still me. I haven't suddenly gotten sensitive and angry."

[17:43:24] Mikoolo Wouldn't it have been cheaper to buy regular beer, Frogorg?

[17:43:46] Mikoolo Or did the idea start well but when you had it you missed the effect?

[17:45:27] Mikoolo Because you're a masochist?

[17:45:41] Mikoolo I can understand the sentiment.

[17:47:10] Mikoolo I asked my mum yesterday "I can get more money from the insurance company if the eye deformity is noticable so whats your honest thought?" mum said "It's clearly visible that your eye doesn't look normal."

[17:47:41] Mikoolo That falls under what we call "Lyte och Men" in sweden.

[17:47:45] Mikoolo .t sv en Lyte och men

[17:48:02] Mikoolo Disfigurement and disability *

[17:48:26] Mikoolo I got a pic

[17:48:42] Mikoolo HelderHeid https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg

[17:48:54] Mikoolo This was 5 months ago.

[17:49:05] Mikoolo The pupil has gotten a bit bigger since I think.

[17:49:35] Mikoolo It might also turn gray/whiteish over time.

[17:49:46] Mikoolo Or probably guaranteed to do so.

[17:52:06] Mikoolo So if I do /ignore Syndus I won't just see the dumb stuff you write but also remove something you find joyful?

[17:54:48] Mikoolo Oh no, HelderHeid. You might have summoned He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named with that picture.

[17:55:53] Mikoolo Frogorg NOOOO! YOU SAID IT'S NAME!

[17:56:01] Mikoolo THOU HAST DOOMETH US ALL!

[19:12:10] Mikoolo .w -n h4

[19:12:20] Mikoolo My condolences, h4.

[19:12:22] Mikoolo .w

[19:12:29] Mikoolo Mine ain't any better.

[19:17:19] Mikoolo Did you see the tv shows in GTA VI, Frogorg?

[19:17:42] Mikoolo V *

[19:18:23] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/r38bYbxTzQ4

[19:24:24] Mikoolo Heres an anime for you h4 https://youtu.be/u6gAOaa9gMo

[19:24:47] Mikoolo It's from GTA V

[19:29:51] Mikoolo ,k Frogorg !bang

[19:29:55] Mikoolo .k Frogorg !bang

[19:29:58] Mikoolo There

[19:30:06] Mikoolo Sorry for the typo, Frogorg.

[19:30:25] Mikoolo Be happy that you fooled basti, Frogorg.

[19:31:20] Mikoolo Here Frogorg https://youtu.be/Fln9XkzqcqI

[19:31:22] Mikoolo Wait

[19:31:25] Mikoolo h4 *

[19:31:27] Mikoolo I ment h4

[19:32:18] Mikoolo h4, look at the CEO for Cover Corp get trolled by his vtubers.

[19:33:01] Mikoolo pankakes https://youtu.be/yWBzsBaU-Os

[19:33:06] Mikoolo Irish computer for you, pankakes.

[19:34:41] Mikoolo Better than the duck tho.

[19:40:51] Mikoolo [20:40:43] -> *nickserv* ghost Frogorg ************

[19:40:51] Mikoolo [20:40:43] -NickServ- Access denied.

[19:41:14] Mikoolo Someones gotta do it.

[19:41:31] Mikoolo He pee'd in the corner, Frogorg.

[19:41:51] Mikoolo Thats a akick I approve.

[19:42:13] Mikoolo Norwegian main character syndrome fuckup.

[19:43:07] Mikoolo She doxxed someone years ago and spammed it in multiple channels.

[19:43:22] Mikoolo And thought it wouldn't get her banned from said channels.

[19:44:15] Mikoolo I've already doxxed you tho Frogorg.

[19:45:10] Mikoolo Here's Frogorg @masshighlighteveryoneinthechannel https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AceWsGfKOY0?feature=share

[19:47:35] Mikoolo It's one more, irish666.

[19:48:35] Mikoolo Thats the number for 112, Frogorg.

[19:49:12] Mikoolo The old number for that service here in sweden was 90000.

[20:07:09] Mikoolo h4, why do villagers get angry and attack me when I loot a dead guard infront of mourning people in BG3? I just want that sweet sweet loot.

[20:07:47] Mikoolo By killing them and then loot them aswell?

[20:12:49] Mikoolo Did she do another unimaginative oneliner joke that no one laughed at?

[20:14:01] Mikoolo I think the russian people doesn't rise up against putin partially because of paranoia of kgb informants among their friends and other people, h4.

[20:15:01] Mikoolo And that leaders have a tendency to die from natural causes, according to the russian government. Or get prison.

[20:16:41] Mikoolo I personally doubt putin would ever use a nuke. He knows that russias time as a sovereign nation is over on that day. Unless he gets terminal cancer and decides "If I'm fucked then everyone is fucked, even you my dear generals!"

[21:31:11] Mikoolo irish666 I got a song for you.

[21:31:27] Mikoolo irish666 https://youtu.be/oYNrHLfIx_4

[21:43:26] Mikoolo Whats your class in bg3, h4?

[21:46:03] Mikoolo Mossfarming mushroom eater.

[21:46:14] Mikoolo I'm Monk.

[21:46:32] Mikoolo Some cunt told me to stop speaking in riddles.

[21:46:39] Mikoolo She had a snake.

[21:47:21] Mikoolo I'm about to go to the goblin camp.

[21:47:49] Mikoolo Fuck the druids, cunt whole lot of them.

[21:48:08] Mikoolo IN the groove.

[21:48:11] Mikoolo Those druids are cunts.

[21:48:50] Mikoolo She told me to stop speaking in riddles :((

[21:58:00] Mikoolo Stupid question. Did you ever play KoToR and KoToR 2, h4?

[22:01:45] Mikoolo GTA V has so much stuff that most gamers never bothered doing so they missed stuff like this https://youtu.be/jUczADxPkuY

[22:09:07] Mikoolo :(

[22:09:18] Mikoolo KoToR is great.

[22:09:52] Mikoolo I got it on switch. Runs pretty damn good on it.

[22:10:05] Mikoolo I played the first one on the og xbox many many years ago.

[22:10:26] Mikoolo Picnic?

[22:12:35] Mikoolo I'm gonna buy this for my niece on her xbox one https://youtu.be/-39kuBXyKWo

[22:12:38] Mikoolo When it's released.

[22:12:43] Mikoolo Thats the switch trailer.

[22:13:06] Mikoolo May I also kick you, TheFatherMind?

[22:13:20] Mikoolo :(

[22:13:27] Mikoolo No need to be rude, TheFatherMind. :(

[22:14:07] Mikoolo DAMN!

[22:14:14] Mikoolo TheFatherMind just revealed that ComputerTech is 30+!

[22:14:50] Mikoolo Are you his daddy?

[22:18:50] Mikoolo TheFatherMind pee'd on akoshA?

[22:19:09] Mikoolo Damn you just invited her to kill your wife and force her way into your home and settle down, TheFatherMind.

[22:19:54] Mikoolo I forgot that.

[22:19:59] Mikoolo Thanks for reminding me. :(

[22:24:08] Mikoolo He linked to her youtube account months ago, h4.

[22:27:18] Mikoolo He married pankakes already, foxy?

[22:27:57] Mikoolo TheFatherMind, to whom of those two should I give my condolences?

[22:29:12] Mikoolo She'll just run to her bf ComputerTech if you do, h4.

[22:32:13] Mikoolo h4 go get the tweezers. I am getting tired of taking these fucking eyedrops.

[22:32:25] Mikoolo Lets pull the stitches off on our own.

[22:33:08] Mikoolo 3 to 4 months at first. But they probably were weary about the healing process and let them stay there longer.

[22:33:25] Mikoolo After staring at my eye with a eye stare machine.

[22:37:05] Mikoolo Heres the pic of it https://i.imgur.com/y1AX5WH.jpeg

[22:38:00] Mikoolo No such picture.

[22:38:06] Mikoolo It's some eye microscope.

[22:38:29] Mikoolo They look at signs of infection, healing process, stitches and that.

[22:38:46] Mikoolo You're thinking about the machine at opticians, foxy.

[22:38:52] Mikoolo When you get your eyesight checked.

[22:39:04] Mikoolo And they blow in your eye with.

[22:39:10] Mikoolo This one is different.

[22:41:44] Mikoolo You're thinking about a Tonometer, foxy.

[22:46:23] Mikoolo BAN IT WEZ!

[22:46:42] Mikoolo Feed them to androids!

[22:47:13] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/nFQyRT7.jpg

[22:48:10] Mikoolo Seems like we need to organize a hate raid, wez.

[22:50:55] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ZBKm1MBsTbk

[22:54:06] Mikoolo Good, fag.

[22:54:42] Mikoolo Tho you probably need to report her to the royal mounted canadian police coz she's a irish refugee living in canada, fag.

[22:54:49] Mikoolo You can probably get her deported.

[23:06:37] Mikoolo OK beddy timery.

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