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[08:08:36] Mikoolo Fuck that sucks, phish. Hope it heals without issue.

[08:31:09] Mikoolo Thank you for the great day yesterday ComputerTech.

[08:31:30] Mikoolo I appreciate what you did for us all yesterday, ComputerTech.

[08:31:38] Mikoolo I hope you can do it for us again sometime.

[08:31:41] Mikoolo You don't remember ComputerTech?

[08:31:51] Mikoolo Yeah

[08:32:56] Mikoolo I did. I need to adjust my scope.

[08:34:18] Mikoolo Heres the scope I was using ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/wC6bbUW.jpeg

[08:34:31] Mikoolo Might need to get a better one or I should just git gud.

[08:35:46] Mikoolo What do you think, GypsyBarbie?

[08:40:12] Mikoolo I should just get better at shooting then.

[08:59:48] Mikoolo I'll not return next time the connection drops.

[08:59:56] Mikoolo Untill I see it's stable again.

[09:00:29] Mikoolo No

[09:00:34] Mikoolo I don't need one.

[09:00:54] Mikoolo The connection instabilities I've experienced this time and the other day are extremely rare.

[09:02:33] Mikoolo No I won't, ComputerTech.

[09:02:38] Mikoolo Go find someone else to fuck you.

[09:03:02] Mikoolo n1 apparently needs to fuck you, ComputerTech. So bend over for him.

[09:05:03] Mikoolo He's a proud virgin saving himself for a nice big older man, n1.

[09:05:59] Mikoolo None of us asked you to, deadly?

[09:06:03] Mikoolo . *

[09:06:49] Mikoolo The only hair deadly has is his pubes, n1.

[09:08:27] Mikoolo n1 don't do it. Use rizons free service instead.

[09:08:53] Mikoolo Yeah, but only to be used on rizon, n1.

[09:10:09] Mikoolo No, n1. ComputerTech hates reading so he never wrote a readme.

[09:41:29] Mikoolo Sorry irish666 for shooting you yesterday when you got caught in the crossfire.

[09:43:14] Mikoolo I hate people that enter my side of the walkway when I am walking.

[09:44:48] Mikoolo I don't move out of the way because they are old. They should know better or they lost their drivers license coz they think "I can drive on the other lane and the other drivers should get out of my way!"

[09:45:27] Mikoolo Mantalen krankenhaus?

[09:45:31] Mikoolo Mentalen*

[09:46:08] Mikoolo I lived on welfare and smoked weed for many many years.

[09:46:16] Mikoolo It's like existential minimum here.

[09:47:11] Mikoolo Could be related to the upbringing his mum gave him, irish666.

[09:47:34] Mikoolo Baseball bat to the knees, h4.

[10:31:54] Mikoolo You should be, h4. ComputerTech did us all a big awesome favour yesterday after all. And I appreciate what he did.

[11:36:05] Mikoolo h4 I found the gpu I am going to buy now. https://i.imgur.com/dab6Hfr.jpeg

[11:37:13] Mikoolo Theres a better way. /ignore DuckHunt

[11:40:21] Mikoolo No no irish666. YOu're wrong by 300 years. It was 1845.

[11:49:48] Mikoolo I've had noro.

[11:49:51] Mikoolo It was a blast.

[11:50:28] Mikoolo Norovirus tends to be almost an annual occurence in sweden.

[11:51:10] Mikoolo We call it Vinterkräksjukan, mainly appears during November to April.

[11:51:27] Mikoolo Winter vomiting disease.

[11:52:09] Mikoolo I think I had it back in 2010. In mars.

[11:52:21] Mikoolo I had to run to the toilet every 15 minutes for almost a week.

[11:53:20] Mikoolo There is, irish666. Tourists.

[11:59:43] Mikoolo China appears to have economic issues atm.

[11:59:54] Mikoolo So it might actually be real immigrants from china.

[12:24:17] Mikoolo Well they were pretty skinny back in 1846 so they had to use boats due to no bouyancy.

[12:30:16] Mikoolo Start looking for a new one while you got a job, n1.

[12:42:52] Mikoolo On a even brighter note. My airplane lifts in 20 minutes, HelderHeid. I'm bringing a swedish delicacy with me as gift for the food.

[13:01:59] Mikoolo Got a potatogratin with cubesteak cuts mixed into it on defrosting before I'm microwaving it.

[13:21:27] Mikoolo You should aim to become a stay at home husband, HelderHeid.

[13:21:56] Mikoolo True true.

[13:22:50] Mikoolo Big bro said to his wife on friday "I should become a stay at home husband since you earn more than me." I told her "If you agree with it buy a pink flowery apron that he's forced to wear all the time at home."

[13:24:10] Mikoolo Thats for my nephew, wildting2.

[13:24:21] Mikoolo I do, HelderHeid.

[13:24:30] Mikoolo I also remember Hello Kitty hitler.

[13:24:54] Mikoolo https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/4287143_460s.jpg

[13:26:08] Mikoolo https://craphound.com/images/hellovader.jpg for the ones who haven't seen Hello Kitty Vader

[13:35:06] Mikoolo Thats good planning, HelderHeid.

[13:40:14] Mikoolo .w quebec

[13:40:18] Mikoolo Nice weather, wildting2.

[13:40:22] Mikoolo .w

[13:40:40] Mikoolo Bad weather :(

[13:40:53] Mikoolo What result did angel give you, wildting2?

[13:41:13] Mikoolo Thats also bad.

[13:41:30] Mikoolo But Internets is more accurate for me.

[13:41:37] Mikoolo At the moment.

[13:44:40] Mikoolo A afternoon to you, Syndus.

[13:45:01] Mikoolo 14:45 here.

[14:07:46] Mikoolo Hi

[14:07:50] Mikoolo I'm new.

[14:07:55] Mikoolo How does this irc thing work?

[14:13:07] Mikoolo Is that Charlie from Snoopy?

[14:21:20] Mikoolo Thats a funny looking rabbit you got there, wofmobile.

[14:25:43] Mikoolo This reminded me of miep's career as a crab fisher https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Psk577wZlw?feature=share

[14:31:15] Mikoolo Good luck.

[14:31:20] Mikoolo I bet you can't afford to go abroad.

[14:32:21] Mikoolo I thought I bought 2 bags of liqourice on friday.

[14:32:47] Mikoolo Wait I did.

[14:32:49] Mikoolo It fell off my bed.

[14:33:20] Mikoolo I was looking for it but didn't notice it right next to my bed.

[14:48:22] Mikoolo I'm indoors. Does that count?

[15:03:41] Mikoolo He's only blonde if he washes his hair every day.

[15:07:43] Mikoolo Hello sushi-chan.

[15:08:38] Mikoolo I'm doing ok. You?

[15:09:05] Mikoolo Yeah

[15:09:18] Mikoolo ComputerTech is having a course in sheep shagging over in a different channel atm.

[15:10:21] Mikoolo He got akoshA strapped to a bench and covered in a sheep pelt for the course attendants to test their practical skills on.

[15:11:34] Mikoolo I took it off ignore for a while, phish.

[15:12:06] Mikoolo But then ComputerTech invited Salvaje over to this end of tr.

[15:12:28] Mikoolo So I'll put tr back on ignore when the next retarded spammer appears in one of the unmoderated channels that tr relays.

[16:06:11] Mikoolo Nah, she's a cunt sucker, ComputerTech.

[16:07:02] Mikoolo You remind me of people like this whenever you talk about phonekait, h4. https://youtu.be/Q04H1BKZHzI

[16:07:27] Mikoolo Yeah, phonekait.

[16:08:06] Mikoolo He's still hurt that you rejected his flirting and advances, phonekait.

[16:11:30] Mikoolo Sounds like a scam, Jantz.

[16:13:47] Mikoolo Most people here can sniff out a scam aswell, ComputerTech.

[16:14:42] Mikoolo I don't think tikkis is in here, jnth.

[16:14:47] Mikoolo You should continue to look for them.

[16:15:22] Mikoolo @seen tikkis

[16:15:34] Mikoolo Tikkis hasn't even been in here, jnth.

[16:15:43] Mikoolo Still encapsulated by bone structure, Ru.

[16:16:03] Mikoolo Hows life, Ru?

[16:16:31] Mikoolo Could be worse so be happy about it, Ru.

[16:16:52] Mikoolo .kb Jantz smells like scam, sounds like scam, most likely is a scam

[16:17:04] Mikoolo There.

[16:17:21] Mikoolo Read what they've been saying, h4.

[16:17:43] Mikoolo Trying to recruit people to make money, claiming people need to win the proposal and now theres billion revenue.

[16:18:29] Mikoolo No idea h4.

[16:18:36] Mikoolo They refused to elaborate.

[16:18:40] Mikoolo Same as last month, Ru.

[16:19:53] Mikoolo Me?

[16:19:56] Mikoolo Unemployed atm.

[16:20:12] Mikoolo Got another phonemeeting with the unemployment office tomorrow.

[16:20:35] Mikoolo Gonna contact socialwelfare office tomorrow and see if they can assist me with getting work training.

[16:20:48] Mikoolo Not contact them tomorrow but later next month.

[16:21:31] Mikoolo My mum is an admin/high up in the unemployment office, h4.

[16:22:13] Mikoolo But they offer some good benefits that helps longterm unemployed people get employed.

[16:22:41] Mikoolo Employers can get lower employment taxes and stuff, h4.

[16:23:04] Mikoolo If they hire someone that has been longterm unemployed and stuff.

[16:24:34] Mikoolo I like working. But feels like I would waste peoples time if I started searching for jobs right now when I don't know my physical limits and shit.

[16:24:47] Mikoolo And it would hinder me in interviews.

[16:25:24] Mikoolo Imagine saying "Yeah I've worked 12 hour shits half a week, I can do stuff!" then find out I can barely get through 1 day working 12 hours.

[16:25:30] Mikoolo shifts*

[16:25:38] Mikoolo Still waiting for them, Ru.

[16:26:11] Mikoolo My condolences, \g. Can't you have it re-evaluated?

[16:26:27] Mikoolo Want the tl;dr Ru? I can give that one.

[16:26:55] Mikoolo Ru, \g's stepdad is an asshole, Ru. Thats the tl;dr.

[16:27:43] Mikoolo Thug on the older aunt, Life on the younger.

[16:29:05] Mikoolo Finger it, \g.

[16:29:25] Mikoolo TIL ComputerTech wishes to suck butt.

[16:49:59] Mikoolo Yeah, maybe next time.

[16:50:24] Mikoolo I forgot two essential things I need to know for next time tho, HelderHeid. Where you live and have you meet me up.

[16:50:42] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[16:51:03] Mikoolo Don't know where the pic of the hat is.

[16:51:34] Mikoolo Did you get watermelon with the kfc, deadly?

[17:02:24] Mikoolo Oh, wb pankakes.

[17:04:18] Mikoolo It also mentions africa once, in the headline.

[17:04:22] Mikoolo I expected more.

[17:05:09] Mikoolo The headline is absolute clickbait coz in the article they say the skull is thought to be 200k years old.

[17:05:46] Mikoolo Who is she being annoying towards, pankakes?

[17:06:29] Mikoolo Wait let me guess. It was another copy/paste joke about ComputerTech?

[17:06:43] Mikoolo told her a long long time ago that she should get inventive with her jokes.

[17:07:00] Mikoolo Coz all her jokes are copy/paste stuff.

[17:07:21] Mikoolo If she was a stand up comedian the pub that hired her would pay her to stfu and leave the premises.

[17:08:00] Mikoolo Then give all the patrons one beer on the house.

[17:08:04] Mikoolo As apology.

[18:36:23] Mikoolo Oh

[18:36:27] Mikoolo I missed the named duck.

[18:36:36] Mikoolo Next time, irish666. Next time I'll get the named duck!

[19:09:31] Mikoolo Can't let you out tonight, furry.

[19:09:41] Mikoolo Yeah

[19:09:45] Mikoolo Werewolves are furries.

[19:09:47] Mikoolo Whole lot of them.

[19:12:28] Mikoolo Need 2 Pee.

[19:15:25] Mikoolo I've pee'd now.

[19:23:11] Mikoolo I am honoured that you imagine me as a friend to sword fight with, zof. But you ain't my type, sorry.

[19:24:29] Mikoolo hi

[19:25:48] Mikoolo zof, ComputerTech is probably more into sword fighting with other men. You should ask him to join you sometime.

[19:29:38] Mikoolo I got up from bed today, ComputerTech.

[19:29:52] Mikoolo And I got up from my chair too.

[19:29:55] Mikoolo A couple of times!

[19:30:06] Mikoolo I did!

[19:30:33] Mikoolo I also left my apartment for a few seconds to check my mailbox.

[19:31:07] Mikoolo I have not right my apartment, Frogorg.

[19:34:38] Mikoolo What was this thing you tought you invented?

[19:35:14] Mikoolo Was it a autospanker with wifi connectivity, Frogorg?

[19:35:30] Mikoolo @seen @1FA5B6DD.E5671854.ECBD341A.IP

[19:36:21] Mikoolo log

[19:36:23] Mikoolo .log

[19:36:34] Mikoolo Doesn't sound usefull imo, Frogorg.

[19:37:10] Mikoolo Now if it was for a life important medicine, like, insulin. Then it could have been a great idea and I suspect a device for that already exists.

[19:38:33] Mikoolo Ah I see they got caught in a certain-someones addition of autobanning all caps sentences after I made ysalamiri cry, ComputerTech.

[19:40:39] Mikoolo Try now, Frogorg.

[19:40:47] Mikoolo Do it more.

[19:41:16] Mikoolo Could have just asked me to give it back, Frogorg.

[19:41:39] Mikoolo I am handing it to you for free.

[19:41:44] Mikoolo Without needing to ask me.

[19:41:56] Mikoolo D:

[19:42:32] Mikoolo And you're sure you haven't put it into a computer already, h4?

[19:47:46] Mikoolo Who are Schumel and Bruno?

[19:47:56] Mikoolo Schmuel*

[19:49:56] Mikoolo Patrick Stewart is 83. Ian McKellen is 84.

[19:50:38] Mikoolo Just saying their ages coz their time might be over soon.

[19:51:09] Mikoolo Yeah he's ancient.

[19:52:17] Mikoolo You're a bit too trigger happy imo.

[19:53:13] Mikoolo I didn't bitch. I just stated the obvious.

[19:54:22] Mikoolo And there ComputerTech ruined it.

[19:55:40] Mikoolo I wouldn't recommend using me to wipe the floor.

[19:55:52] Mikoolo The germans are better at it.

[19:56:03] Mikoolo They lost 2 world wars and got roflstomped.

[19:56:59] Mikoolo FETCH!

[19:57:12] Mikoolo LOOK! AMERICAN BEER FOR YOU WOFMOBILE!

[19:58:08] Mikoolo ComputerTech, if you ever go back to ireland after you've learned polish I recommend getting a bottle of weston cider.

[19:59:18] Mikoolo What do you taste like, basti?

[19:59:35] Mikoolo Name one good american beer, wof.

[20:00:33] Mikoolo Gonna plug in my router again, closing in on bedtime and I need wifi for my tablet.

[20:03:09] Mikoolo .log

[20:03:42] Mikoolo Oh

[20:03:51] Mikoolo I see wof didn't read.

[20:05:12] Mikoolo Sure, believe that if you want, wof.

[20:05:19] Mikoolo I know better than to argue with americans.

[20:06:45] Mikoolo And put in a nvme?

[20:07:02] Mikoolo Ah

[20:07:24] Mikoolo Sounds typically german.

[20:09:31] Mikoolo h4, germany can't be worse than sweden? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/25/world/europe/ibm-sweden-data-outsourcing.html

[20:10:17] Mikoolo Hot

[20:11:25] Mikoolo Because you make yourself readily available as one from what we see regarding you talk about coding and programming, ComputerTech.

[20:11:56] Mikoolo Check logs, GypsyBarbie.

[20:12:38] Mikoolo The weirdo whom your turkish friend slapped?

[20:13:12] Mikoolo Thats gotta be a akick, foxy.

[20:14:45] Mikoolo Lets try something ComputerTech

[20:14:56] Mikoolo foxy kick him

[20:15:00] Mikoolo Lets try something.

[20:15:28] Mikoolo :D

[20:15:38] Mikoolo Thank you, foxy.

[20:15:48] Mikoolo wb ComputerTech

[20:17:21] Mikoolo Did you try to re-add it as +e, ComputerTech?

[20:17:46] Mikoolo That ComputerTech has the special T.

[20:18:21] Mikoolo Can it run crysis?

[20:19:12] Mikoolo Well, they invented the hamburger.

[20:19:16] Mikoolo So ofc they got money.

[20:19:30] Mikoolo They get royalties from all kinds of burger chains.

[20:19:48] Mikoolo ComputerTech and berlin invented the berliner.

[20:22:15] Mikoolo Nah

[20:22:35] Mikoolo GrungeBarbie is a cool one, GypsyBarbie steals everything that ain't nailed to the wall, monery.

[20:23:08] Mikoolo I don't use a wallet, GypsyBarbie. So thank you for this one.

[20:23:39] Mikoolo I got one built into my phonecase, ComputerTech.

[20:23:44] Mikoolo And it only holds cards.

[20:24:43] Mikoolo deadly, we need someone thats active, hates germans and has higher acces than all of them and not afraid to kick them when they speak german.

[20:24:50] Mikoolo access*

[20:25:26] Mikoolo ComputerΤech

[20:27:02] Mikoolo start-irc-bullying has it's own channel on rizon.

[20:27:59] Mikoolo ComputerTech it's like your favourite server provider https://nouptime.com/

[20:30:49] Mikoolo Give him 5 dollars and unzip, h4.

[20:30:53] Mikoolo Fastest way to figure it out.

[20:31:52] Mikoolo I told h4 off already, deadly.

[20:32:00] Mikoolo He said I was being bitchy.

[20:32:28] Mikoolo ComputerTech, give me one access above h4 and I swear that I will only use it when he's speaking german.

[20:33:03] Mikoolo I don't care about that.

[20:33:28] Mikoolo I just get annoyed when he thinks he owns the whole channel when he speaks german.

[21:26:28] Mikoolo h4 I keep forgetting that jumping is a thing in BG3.

[21:26:55] Mikoolo wtf is misty feet?

[21:27:18] Mikoolo I got a pair of gloves that gives my monk electric attacks every second unarmed strike.

[21:28:29] Mikoolo She's hot.

[21:28:48] Mikoolo I saw read about some exploits with her in speedruns

[21:29:02] Mikoolo before I bought bg3

[21:29:40] Mikoolo One of them was subclassing her to a druid, transform her into a bear and then keep throwing enlarge on her and somehow launch her from orbit on a boss.

[21:31:56] Mikoolo :D

[21:32:04] Mikoolo Haven't had a dream about that yet.

[21:32:37] Mikoolo I revealed the snake druid to be a traitor and is heading to the goblin camp atm.

[21:33:07] Mikoolo Killed a owlbear and almost shat myself when it took down like 90% of my player characters hp in one hit.

[21:33:24] Mikoolo Yeah

[21:33:31] Mikoolo Yeah

[21:34:02] Mikoolo Saw some magic chest down there.

[21:34:05] Mikoolo Loot

[21:34:22] Mikoolo Haven't figured out to open the chest.

[21:34:30] Mikoolo Cant' even pick it up.

[21:34:42] Mikoolo And it killed my player character when I hit it.

[21:35:19] Mikoolo And I ain't sure but I suspect we can take the owlbear cub as a pet.

[21:36:37] Mikoolo The cub started eating it's mum after I killed it.

[21:36:52] Mikoolo And I stole the egg aswell.

[21:39:02] Mikoolo portion*

[21:40:36] Mikoolo 10 times more chicken nuggets in it now?

[21:44:57] Mikoolo Thats 87 too few.

[21:50:22] Mikoolo Imma buy this to ComputerTech's mum for christmas this year https://i.imgur.com/uUSwqj5.mp4

[21:56:51] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/cRyNZNSds60

[21:56:54] Mikoolo Dialy Dose of Internet

[22:06:19] Mikoolo He didn't say good night :(

[22:11:23] Mikoolo irish666 https://youtu.be/_h27bqX2QRk

[22:16:42] Mikoolo Welcome back Compass, still attached to ComputerTech?

[22:29:28] Mikoolo Nice.

[22:42:09] Mikoolo You're reading the nick wrong, TheFatherMind.

[22:42:20] Mikoolo It should be read as "ComputerTech's ass" TheFatherMind.

[22:42:47] Mikoolo But Compass is a polite and non-intrusive and not an annoying person so they shortened it to Compass.

[23:06:44] Mikoolo ok

[23:06:45] Mikoolo nite

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