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[07:50:41] Mikoolo A morning

[08:08:12] Mikoolo PET THS FLUFFY LITTLE BUGGER!

[08:08:24] Mikoolo It's mine camp pet.

[08:08:38] Mikoolo da

[08:08:55] Mikoolo It's my pet

[08:09:16] Mikoolo Yeah you saw what I wrote about it's feelings regarding to the mother, h4.

[08:10:11] Mikoolo I wonder if we can carry corpses with us to camp when having long camp.

[08:10:17] Mikoolo And feed the owlbear cub said corpses.

[08:11:01] Mikoolo Also, nah I don't have it in my camp, h4.

[08:11:17] Mikoolo But I googled and it appears that it will show up in camp despite what you do.

[08:12:48] Mikoolo But apparently the weapon you get from killing the owlbear is considered op vs beholders and other enemies with more than one set of eyes, h4.

[08:13:18] Mikoolo And stole it's sibling!

[08:13:23] Mikoolo Don't forget that part.

[08:13:32] Mikoolo no

[08:13:38] Mikoolo Haven't gone to the gobbo camp yet.

[08:14:00] Mikoolo And no but I let him suck me off.

[08:14:39] Mikoolo He gained +1 happiness and it gives +1 to all his dice rolls.

[08:15:04] Mikoolo No homo!

[08:15:06] Mikoolo There.

[08:15:10] Mikoolo It's not gay anymore.

[08:15:47] Mikoolo If you eat a male cow, does it make you gay, h4?

[08:17:19] Mikoolo Because I didn't suck him.

[08:17:28] Mikoolo Thats how it makes me not homo.

[08:18:46] Mikoolo I like the flaming sword from the prologue when you kill the thing the ilithid is fighting.

[08:19:29] Mikoolo I found a necklace for that.

[08:22:57] Mikoolo I spoke with the dead corpse that lead me to the owlbear cave. It mentioned a strong weapon.

[08:23:12] Mikoolo Hence I found the spear when I combined the broken piece the corpse had.

[08:23:27] Mikoolo With the one i got from the owlbear after killing it.

[08:48:27] Mikoolo You should change nick to Janis, mrinfinity_.

[08:57:34] Mikoolo Try using a third world currency symbol, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[08:57:39] Mikoolo Such as the $

[09:02:51] Mikoolo I don't think he appreciated it, n1.

[09:03:35] Mikoolo Doubt it.

[09:03:43] Mikoolo It doesn't go well for chinas economy atm, n1.

[09:04:22] Mikoolo Nah

[09:05:13] Mikoolo I'm gonna take a fast plane to pankakes.

[09:05:42] Mikoolo What if I want to go sightseeing?

[09:05:59] Mikoolo Or have a meal first.

[09:06:34] Mikoolo Yes mum.

[09:06:57] Mikoolo Ok dad.

[09:52:45] Mikoolo STOP TEMPTING ME FOUL WENCH! THINE FOOD IS MAKETH ME HUNGRY!

[09:53:21] Mikoolo Also, just finished a phone meeting with the unemployment office. They are going to let me do work training.

[09:53:58] Mikoolo Sort of to see if I have any new physical limits and such.

[09:54:14] Mikoolo Or if I am just healthy except for the eye and my new bff.

[10:00:38] Mikoolo Damn I found pankakes https://i.imgur.com/xr35RpO.png

[10:01:21] Mikoolo Look ComputerTech. She's blonde.

[10:01:46] Mikoolo You look like a fakeblond.

[10:02:05] Mikoolo What colour does your hair turn if you don't wash your hair?

[10:02:07] Mikoolo RED

[10:02:26] Mikoolo Aka ginger.

[10:03:01] Mikoolo Nice selfie.

[10:03:08] Mikoolo Always knew you'd look good with a beard.

[10:03:15] Mikoolo You should let it grow out more.

[10:03:39] Mikoolo Bitch please. Thats not even 1/10th of deadly's looks.

[10:04:44] Mikoolo I think you just admitted that you do. Since I did not add a negative or positive rating to the 1/10th, ComputerTech.

[10:05:20] Mikoolo On your buttox.

[10:06:22] Mikoolo But now we atleast know that the person ComputerTech linked is 1/10th as pretty as deadly, according to ComputerTech.

[10:07:31] Mikoolo While my rating could have been 1/10th as ugly as deadly, ComputerTech.

[10:08:06] Mikoolo One day you'll learn to see the traps in my sentences, ComputerTech.

[10:08:53] Mikoolo See. It was pankakes that I linked, ComputerTech.

[10:09:43] Mikoolo I'm indifferent.

[10:11:05] Mikoolo Adapt!

[10:11:42] Mikoolo Humans are the most adaptable specie on the planet.

[10:11:59] Mikoolo We live in the hottest and coldest areas on the planet.

[10:12:05] Mikoolo And dryest and wettest.

[10:13:04] Mikoolo And loads of spaniards.

[10:13:10] Mikoolo dark musky hairy spaniards.

[10:13:45] Mikoolo ComputerTech, experience with the men?

[10:14:03] Mikoolo ff's, ComputerTech?

[10:14:47] Mikoolo Get an asian woman, ComputerTech. They turn into grannies in their 50's.

[10:15:06] Mikoolo You don't like any woman who doesn't look like your mum, ComputerTech.

[10:15:20] Mikoolo amirite deadly?

[10:15:50] Mikoolo Lets be nice to deadly today, pankakes.

[10:16:28] Mikoolo Internets: s/collapse/prolapse

[10:16:36] Mikoolo .log

[10:17:08] Mikoolo ComputerTech, do you like prolapes?

[10:17:27] Mikoolo prolapses*

[10:17:31] Mikoolo I typoed.

[10:17:38] Mikoolo .u prolapse

[10:18:29] Mikoolo Did you fall from your pull up bar again?

[10:18:57] Mikoolo Congratulations h4. You just earned a week of rest.

[10:19:25] Mikoolo Just give him viagra so keep him up, pankakes.

[10:22:00] Mikoolo I found Ice`'s gf https://i.imgur.com/p0ulEOT.jpeg

[10:26:41] Mikoolo Guess what h4!

[10:26:46] Mikoolo .k ComputerTech !bang

[10:26:56] Mikoolo Not yet.

[10:27:07] Mikoolo No

[10:27:21] Mikoolo Nah, he just sucked me off.

[10:27:29] Mikoolo No homo.

[10:27:32] Mikoolo Only bromo.

[10:27:42] Mikoolo That reminds me.

[10:29:18] Mikoolo h4 https://i.redd.it/nynju9ys1mtb1.jpg

[10:31:49] Mikoolo .yt red flags song

[10:32:03] Mikoolo ComputerTech, I bet pankakes is like the girl in that song.

[10:35:38] Mikoolo The wedding theme is a good idea. They sure would save a lot of money on the catering bill.

[10:38:23] Mikoolo Montaigne, the female singer, also competed in Eurovision.

[10:40:04] Mikoolo Hiding from you, deadly. She feels all hot and bothered by your presence.

[10:40:48] Mikoolo imma go back to BG3 here.

[10:41:02] Mikoolo Put on Little Britain for the auntie instead, deadly.

[10:41:07] Mikoolo Baldurs Gate 3

[10:41:41] Mikoolo .w

[10:41:49] Mikoolo Sunny af outside.

[10:41:57] Mikoolo I bet it's like 10c in it.

[11:34:12] Mikoolo h4, bg3 gives me elder scrolls flashbacks. "Oh a spoon! *picks it up* Oooh a bowl! *picks it up* Oooh look! A wooden cup! *picks it up*"

[11:34:50] Mikoolo I should have named my character to Gypsie.

[11:37:25] Mikoolo Yeah

[11:37:40] Mikoolo I went into that ruins quite fast.

[11:37:44] Mikoolo No idea who scratch is.

[11:38:22] Mikoolo I do however own 20+ of each. Spoons, plates, bowls, cups.

[11:38:34] Mikoolo NO

[11:38:52] Mikoolo MY PRECIOUS SPOONS!

[11:39:01] Mikoolo I also picked up rocks.

[11:39:27] Mikoolo My next character will be called Pikey Gypsy.

[11:39:34] Mikoolo And be a rogue.

[11:39:49] Mikoolo rouge*

[11:40:05] Mikoolo Thief thingy

[11:41:11] Mikoolo I'm gonna open my own IKEA in bg3.

[11:41:17] Mikoolo I should start collecting furniture too.

[11:47:18] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn2XE86XkAA-9ey.jpg

[11:53:13] Mikoolo ZOMG! SUBJECT OF THE DROPBEAR OVERLORDS!

[11:54:07] Mikoolo Fuck it's closing in on spring here.

[11:54:13] Mikoolo The sun is annoying me again.

[12:03:08] Mikoolo Would be nice if the sun didn't appear to often.

[12:03:28] Mikoolo Just enough for potatos and grass to grow.

[12:03:49] Mikoolo Grass for cows.

[12:03:57] Mikoolo Potatos to cook to eat cows with.

[12:04:46] Mikoolo Salvaje, I've invited ComputerTech to kiruna for a week from june 21st. And offered to pay for all the alcohol he can consume from sunset to sunrise.

[12:05:22] Mikoolo Think about it, Salvaje.

[12:06:05] Mikoolo THINK SALVAJE!

[12:06:23] Mikoolo I've invited ComputerTech to kiruna for a week from june 21st. And offered to pay for all the alcohol he can consume from sunset to sunrise.

[12:06:26] Mikoolo Read it again, Salvaje.

[12:06:54] Mikoolo No sunset :D

[12:07:00] Mikoolo No free alcohol for him :D

[12:08:06] Mikoolo I also offered to pay for all the alcohol from sunrise to sunset if he comes to Kiruna for a week from December 20th.

[12:08:21] Mikoolo I am not a sadist, HelderHeid.

[12:08:56] Mikoolo I know ysalamir would die.

[12:09:23] Mikoolo deadly would be quite bothered about it.

[12:09:51] Mikoolo True true.

[12:32:41] Mikoolo He doesn't smoke the sticky green, wez.

[12:33:51] Mikoolo You're never wanted back. Works aswell, deadly.

[14:53:18] Mikoolo Fuck h4. One of my party members got pushed into a chasm in combat :<

[14:53:21] Mikoolo Insta killed :(

[15:18:54] Mikoolo Poor guy. I felt that https://youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY

[15:32:33] Mikoolo If your swedish cheese usually comes with hands I recommend that you do not eat it, irish666.

[15:36:26] Mikoolo deadly

[15:36:33] Mikoolo Nice

[17:24:32] Mikoolo BG 3 really wants me to rage quit a lot, h4.

[17:24:54] Mikoolo I decided to attack the goblin camp after getting right into it.

[17:25:28] Mikoolo I killed the paladin, the priestess, that red bastard was almost dead until I fucked up.

[17:26:20] Mikoolo I used a fire arrow and didn't look at the oil barrels that killed the vampire guy as it set the goblin on fire and everything went KABOOM! Them the blinded red bastard just shoved my last living party member off a chasm.

[17:27:12] Mikoolo Had to reload save so I alt+f4'd instead.

[17:27:42] Mikoolo party wipe by one fucking misstake.

[17:28:08] Mikoolo I play on balanced btw.

[17:30:14] Mikoolo .w

[17:49:19] Mikoolo Try #obviousplant&scam channel.

[17:53:46] Mikoolo God created the dinosaurs as the perfect creatures but then satan killed them all and planted humans on the planet, irish666.

[17:54:35] Mikoolo Nothing, n1.

[17:55:04] Mikoolo Also, Satan is the most important character in the bible.

[17:55:24] Mikoolo If he hadn't tempted eve the rest of the bible wouldn't have been written.

[17:57:48] Mikoolo Does bardcore count?

[17:58:02] Mikoolo Here n1 https://youtu.be/uwreDh6nL8E

[17:58:42] Mikoolo They rewrote the lyrics.

[17:58:45] Mikoolo The song is indeed epic.

[17:59:20] Mikoolo And he just smiled and then some venison brandished

[17:59:20] Mikoolo He stood, six foot four, in plated armours

[17:59:20] Mikoolo Buyin’ wares from a man in Hamburg

[17:59:20] Mikoolo I said, "Doth thou speaketh my language?"

[17:59:20] Mikoolo And he said

[18:00:44] Mikoolo Why do you keep highlighting her when she hasn't spoken for a long time, Syndus?

[18:02:54] Mikoolo Just do a "$tell esjay pm me when you're around!" Syndus.

[18:03:18] Mikoolo You're welcome, broken condom.

[18:04:21] Mikoolo I won't. Syndus. The metal object in my brain is the most probable cause for my death in the future.

[18:05:10] Mikoolo Thought I was having micro tremors earlier today. Was just low blood sugar and hunger.

[18:05:29] Mikoolo Yeee

[18:05:33] Mikoolo I'm a party pooper.

[18:05:46] Mikoolo Leftovers?

[18:06:40] Mikoolo So you ate all the steaks yesterday? D:

[18:07:00] Mikoolo What month?

[18:08:44] Mikoolo Thats the sound of his testicles hitting your waist as he rides on your joystick, HelderHeid.

[18:10:35] Mikoolo We set shitcity(dot)com as start page on school computers.

[18:12:22] Mikoolo Same with taking a screenshot of the desktop, set the bar on ide and remove all icons and set the screenshot as wallpaper.

[18:12:28] Mikoolo hide*

[18:12:43] Mikoolo :D

[18:13:39] Mikoolo A friend thaught me how to code a small message thingy for windows.

[18:13:49] Mikoolo echo netsend something and the computers name.

[18:14:02] Mikoolo And a pop up message would appear on the targeted computer in the network.

[18:16:09] Mikoolo Just don't wake up everyone in the house when you get back home, deadly.

[18:16:42] Mikoolo .w manchester

[18:16:52] Mikoolo Thats okish to sleep in with clothes on.

[19:23:14] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[19:23:32] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg.

[19:23:51] Mikoolo .t en pl Mister

[19:23:55] Mikoolo Pan Frogorg.

[19:24:30] Mikoolo It is quite snowy here.

[19:25:51] Mikoolo What difficulty do you play BG3 in, h4?

[19:26:08] Mikoolo Explorer? D:

[19:27:08] Mikoolo Well I am brute forcing my way through the goblin camp.

[19:27:11] Mikoolo Githranky something

[19:28:08] Mikoolo ikr

[19:28:22] Mikoolo I use my monk as main tank and the rest can swap from ranged to melee.

[19:29:26] Mikoolo My monk is wearing cloth armor and is a tank, h4.

[19:30:03] Mikoolo He's probably EFL, h4.

[19:30:24] Mikoolo He's doing his coworker.

[19:30:57] Mikoolo AlterEgo_ how the fuck do you expect us to read "<%AlterEgo_> an old worker im doing bg3 but i get bored" ?

[19:31:28] Mikoolo he got bored from playing BG3 and decided to do his coworker instead, h4.

[19:31:30] Mikoolo Thats it.

[19:31:33] Mikoolo I cracked it!

[19:31:48] Mikoolo Or grandpas.

[19:32:01] Mikoolo They never said the gender of the coworker.

[19:32:37] Mikoolo deadly run! AlterEgo_ is into chubby older men!

[19:33:14] Mikoolo Nah, being gay is about being happy, Frogorg.

[19:34:00] Mikoolo Ofc, what else do you expect people that are into trannies to do with them?

[19:34:58] Mikoolo .k h4 speak english!

[19:35:18] Mikoolo Thank you for replying in english, h4.

[19:35:39] Mikoolo basti, speak english.

[19:36:05] Mikoolo .k h4 kicks your intern

[19:36:08] Mikoolo wait

[19:36:10] Mikoolo wrong nick

[19:36:13] Mikoolo Sorry basti

[19:36:15] Mikoolo I'll fix it.

[19:36:22] Mikoolo .k basti kicks your intern

[19:36:27] Mikoolo fuck

[19:36:28] Mikoolo hintern

[19:36:52] Mikoolo wb h4

[19:37:10] Mikoolo It's bastien. He loves the Never Ending Story.

[19:37:35] Mikoolo And basti got the stazi in his possie.

[19:38:44] Mikoolo What did they do now, h4?

[19:38:52] Mikoolo Let me guess. They said something retarded.

[19:38:57] Mikoolo Out of nowhere.

[19:39:04] Mikoolo Not even related to the conversation you're having with basi.

[19:39:12] Mikoolo basti *

[19:39:17] Mikoolo Sorry for misspelling your nick, basti.

[19:39:33] Mikoolo D:

[19:41:18] Mikoolo What happens ion march 9th?

[19:41:21] Mikoolo on*

[19:43:37] Mikoolo I love that excepts accepts the special Τ Peorth.

[19:43:49] Mikoolo pankakes

[19:44:05] Mikoolo look at the excepts list, Peorth.

[19:44:22] Mikoolo Stop making me hungry, pankakes.

[19:44:51] Mikoolo You're taunting me with pictures of your cooking that I will never experience.

[19:45:54] Mikoolo Here. Have cute doggo pankakes https://i.imgur.com/sqKKXgp.jpg

[19:49:48] Mikoolo Oldfield

[19:50:43] Mikoolo BATH BOYS BATH BOYS!

[19:52:21] Mikoolo Here's a pic of pankakes, basi. https://i.imgur.com/xr35RpO.png

[19:53:37] Mikoolo Theres no potato in the picture, pankakes.

[19:54:05] Mikoolo The sign she's holding up makes it look like it could be you, pankakes.

[19:55:17] Mikoolo You can fit a years worth of potatos in it.

[20:07:54] Mikoolo gary, pankakes?

[20:08:20] Mikoolo hi topaz

[20:09:02] Mikoolo gary, pankakes?

[20:09:26] Mikoolo No

[20:09:28] Mikoolo Garry Glitter.

[20:09:33] Mikoolo Gary*

[20:09:49] Mikoolo Yeah he is.

[20:14:42] Mikoolo Ok gonna go back to bg3 and try to not fuck up this time.

[20:15:14] Mikoolo You should catch it, pankakes.

[20:17:00] Mikoolo You should get help to put on your mascara if you put it in the eyes, pankakes.

[22:13:42] Mikoolo What if he dies this year, Fensta?

[22:13:55] Mikoolo Btw h4. Did you kill the spiders in the gobbo camp?

[22:14:14] Mikoolo I did not! See, I ain't a massmurdering bastard!

[22:19:38] Mikoolo mcclellan died in 1881, Syndus. https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_B._McClellan

[22:19:56] Mikoolo McKellen

[22:20:02] Mikoolo Not McClellan.

[22:20:09] Mikoolo Sindos.

[22:20:24] Mikoolo Ain't about spelling. It's about remembering peoples names.

[22:20:49] Mikoolo mrinflatiable*

[22:21:32] Mikoolo mrsinfinity

[22:21:36] Mikoolo missinfinity

[22:21:41] Mikoolo InfinityJR

[22:21:57] Mikoolo MrFinite

[22:22:51] Mikoolo mrsticktoonefuckingnickanddontfuckingchangeitsopeoplecanrememberyouiftheyvebeengoneforalongtimeandmightthinkyouredeadwhenyouaintaroundanymore

[22:22:55] Mikoolo Theres a nick for you.

[22:23:36] Mikoolo jizzsucker = js

[22:25:00] Mikoolo You're czech? D:

[22:25:14] Mikoolo Nite czech!

[22:25:31] Mikoolo .cc .cz

[22:25:46] Mikoolo Sure

[22:26:45] Mikoolo Thank you.

[22:26:55] Mikoolo I'll plant it in a pot.

[22:27:42] Mikoolo Give a man a potato and he's less hungry. Teach a man to plant the potato and he'll starve to death before he can harvest it.

[22:28:09] Mikoolo Dream of 1845 sixtynine!

[22:57:56] Mikoolo o

[22:58:07] Mikoolo The Robocop game is 40% off

[23:11:56] Mikoolo Me too.

[23:12:22] Mikoolo ^5 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[23:12:36] Mikoolo Always be barefoot when doing metalwork!

[23:13:08] Mikoolo Always use child labour so they can contribute to society!

[23:14:07] Mikoolo ADMIRAL_HUBRIS https://youtu.be/XurLCMnD8HI

[23:16:12] Mikoolo I don't even work at a grocerystore and I hate the lazy fucks that don't put the cart back where they took them.

[23:16:19] Mikoolo took them from.

[23:18:12] Mikoolo They should add a barcode to carts and like a vending machine thing where you use your credit card to get a grocery cart. And if you don't return it the store withdraws a fee of 10€.

[23:22:29] Mikoolo Should be a dollar.

[23:23:23] Mikoolo Bam! Number1Stunna thinks you buy the cart! Classic American Thinking!

[23:25:00] Mikoolo h4 I went outside the gobbo castle thingy. Forgot there was a exterior part with those green little shortstacks.

[23:25:46] Mikoolo The ogres are quite easy. Just monk fist them so they go prone.

[23:31:18] Mikoolo :D

[23:31:21] Mikoolo >:D

[23:38:31] Mikoolo Ok dad.

[23:38:47] Mikoolo Sorry, auntie.

[23:43:55] Mikoolo :p

[23:43:58] Mikoolo Anyway nite

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