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[08:13:22] Mikoolo A morning.

[08:13:32] Mikoolo Fucking neighbours fucking dogs woke me up.

[08:15:37] Mikoolo No.

[08:15:52] Mikoolo Killing pets ain't ok because of their shitty owner, realanon89.

[08:38:16] Mikoolo Not when they are 4 crammed in a 44m2 apartment right above me and decides to howl/whine/bark in unison to wake me up.

[08:46:23] Mikoolo I think it's the first apartment the woman is living in. She's like 50+.

[08:46:40] Mikoolo And runs the laundry machine at midnight.

[08:47:03] Mikoolo Or just too used to have been living in a house for too long.

[08:47:14] Mikoolo And thinks no one is bothered by it.

[08:56:54] Mikoolo I sent her a text like the first monday she lived here coz the dogs were barking non stop for hours, n1.

[08:56:57] Mikoolo She never replied.

[08:57:02] Mikoolo It wasn't even a rude text.

[08:58:13] Mikoolo It was "You're the one who recently moved in here at Adress-X? Your dogs have been barking nonstop for hours. I know it takes a while for dogs to get used to their new home but can't you take a few days off from work so they can get used to it faster?"

[09:57:32] Mikoolo .k pankakes !bang

[09:57:38] Mikoolo I got another named duck!

[09:58:03] Mikoolo If you pay attention I kick everyone who fakes a duck, pankakes.

[09:58:28] Mikoolo It's 10BC

[10:01:35] Mikoolo Eat less chili and more bland british cuisine.

[10:21:27] Mikoolo Thank you.

[10:24:44] Mikoolo Sing with me pankakes https://youtu.be/11RwdNMnglk

[10:24:54] Mikoolo Thank you.

[10:27:08] Mikoolo They've eaten the mast

[10:27:08] Mikoolo Sink down to the depths

[10:27:08] Mikoolo Die!

[10:27:08] Mikoolo Save the crow's nest til last

[10:27:08] Mikoolo Cursing their name with our final breath

[10:27:09] Mikoolo Fuck you, zombie scum!

[10:28:29] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/oYNrHLfIx_4

[10:28:49] Mikoolo Neither does the song.

[10:31:41] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/TKpJjdKcjeo

[10:33:08] Mikoolo Here pankakes this is a romantic song https://youtu.be/eKFN-aqPJH8

[10:35:28] Mikoolo My sis in laws dog is broken then. She eats broccoli :s

[10:36:25] Mikoolo True

[10:37:14] Mikoolo If you try to feed me the irish national dish called lucky charms and I slap your hand away and bite you that would pretty much be a no, pankakes.

[10:37:57] Mikoolo Dogs speak dog, not english.

[10:38:26] Mikoolo .k pankakes !bang

[10:38:33] Mikoolo I got another named duck!

[10:38:42] Mikoolo hi

[10:39:00] Mikoolo The named duck I just shot down.

[10:39:05] Mikoolo Thats a good thing.

[10:39:22] Mikoolo I play the superior version of duckhunt, pankakes.

[10:39:28] Mikoolo I only hunt named ducks.

[10:40:02] Mikoolo Theres less ducks.

[10:40:49] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/agDi-gVpvtw

[10:43:35] Mikoolo Here Peorth have a great song https://youtu.be/TmhvKSPsflc

[10:58:18] Mikoolo Think I'm gonna nap.

[10:58:19] Mikoolo .w

[10:58:27] Mikoolo Napping is great.

[14:23:58] Mikoolo If I was creative I would write new lyrics for the song bananaphone but it being some IRA guy calling to carbombs and such and call the cover irishphone.

[14:25:10] Mikoolo Oh yeah I forgot to ask you this.

[14:25:21] Mikoolo How did your fiancee take the news irishphone?

[14:26:16] Mikoolo At first she thought you were just joking.

[14:26:22] Mikoolo Then reality settled in.

[14:31:54] Mikoolo She could write a piece about you being a cheapskate and becoming a gay sex worker. irishphone.

[14:54:36] Mikoolo How much did you charge, irishphone?

[14:55:02] Mikoolo So you gave them a freebie? >:D

[14:56:41] Mikoolo Atleast you got a stable job ready in the future now.

[14:57:17] Mikoolo I wouldn't be surprised if you get some phonecalls or stuff from friends to the hospital staff you've met.

[14:58:24] Mikoolo If they ask what kind of service you provide I advice looking into a mirror and determine it based on your looks.

[14:58:29] Mikoolo You're bearded right?

[14:58:38] Mikoolo YOu could be like a father figure gay sex worker.

[14:59:20] Mikoolo Insecure 18 - 25 year old customers hiring you.

[14:59:36] Mikoolo Or gay sexworkers in that age.

[14:59:45] Mikoolo Needing someone to be a father to them.

[15:00:41] Mikoolo You could have said 300 quid is 300 quid, irishphone. Or whatever you charge.

[15:04:53] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://gifdb.com/images/high/hat-tip-john-cena-0zkjdnhpmfyuvov5.gif

[15:08:00] Mikoolo Did you hear zof?

[15:08:06] Mikoolo .quote search mikoolo

[15:08:15] Mikoolo .quote read 947

[15:08:30] Mikoolo .quote read 950

[15:09:08] Mikoolo .quote search sexworker

[15:09:11] Mikoolo .quote search sex worker

[15:09:18] Mikoolo .quote search worker

[15:09:25] Mikoolo Wait

[15:09:38] Mikoolo Oh yeah

[15:09:41] Mikoolo There it is.

[15:12:00] Mikoolo What does it cost to get the hpv vaccine at your age, irishphone?

[15:16:14] Mikoolo esjay did you see the espresso machine I linked to you?

[15:16:31] Mikoolo esjay https://youtu.be/xve2vums4Ac

[15:19:02] Mikoolo Why don't you brew coffee at home instead, irishphone?

[15:20:33] Mikoolo No

[15:20:35] Mikoolo Here irishphone https://youtu.be/3X84AYoNEQw

[15:22:16] Mikoolo irishphone

[15:24:17] Mikoolo That espresso machine goes for 524 gbp. After 1000 cups I'd say you've made it worth it if you paid 1 quid for a cup, irishphone.

[15:24:29] Mikoolo https://bellabarista.co.uk/products/the-flair-58-lever-espresso-machine-1

[15:24:42] Mikoolo Didn't you already get it Frogorg?

[15:24:52] Mikoolo Are you sure?

[15:27:01] Mikoolo I just remembered what I forgot to do today.

[15:27:12] Mikoolo Lilbro's b-day today.

[15:29:14] Mikoolo Can you spot the only real british person in this pic irishphone? https://svd.vgc.no/v2/images/852a34b4-bf78-4846-ad6f-affb3953ac5a?fit=crop&h=594&q=80&upscale=true&w=980&s=7306b6e14e61400cecf775890fb747b75ac19a8e

[15:30:07] Mikoolo Theres only one real british person on it, irishphone.

[15:30:51] Mikoolo It's the girl with the red sweater.

[15:32:22] Mikoolo She also has british teeth.

[15:38:55] Mikoolo Was the gun discovered safely secured in a box in an adjecent room, irishphone?

[15:40:35] Mikoolo Her sisters name is Pippa, irishphone?

[15:41:11] Mikoolo .t sv en jag ska pippa med din mamma inatt

[15:41:14] Mikoolo no

[15:41:29] Mikoolo .t sv en jag pippar horor varje helg

[15:41:42] Mikoolo pippa is swedish slang for sex/fuck.

[15:42:49] Mikoolo irishphone https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/swedish-english/pippa

[15:46:34] Mikoolo More like another warhammer end tide game.

[15:47:02] Mikoolo vermintide*

[15:59:54] Mikoolo I should play more bg3.

[16:05:06] Mikoolo I tried, n1.

[16:05:17] Mikoolo I did!

[16:05:32] Mikoolo Then I got hit by a fast object, n1.

[16:05:37] Mikoolo To slow me down.

[16:06:14] Mikoolo Nice, a swiss woman https://i.imgur.com/9hTunVb.mp4

[16:07:11] Mikoolo Pop goes the top, n1.

[16:09:31] Mikoolo If changing careers worked that way I'd be a pirate right now, n1`kwak.

[16:11:27] Mikoolo I found out how croissants are really made now https://i.imgur.com/DrmRK4W.png

[16:12:07] Mikoolo And n1`kwak just prevent himself from making pizza.

[16:13:13] Mikoolo Did you try /hop ?

[16:23:05] Mikoolo They are checking it in the post terminal to see it meets polish safety standards, Frogorg. Heres a gif of one of the tests https://media3.giphy.com/media/THNpMUIyt23tBLuVeX/200w.gif

[16:23:44] Mikoolo May I offer you a solution, foxy?

[16:24:15] Mikoolo It's a medicine that contains 56 different herbs, fruits, roots and spices.

[16:24:36] Mikoolo It cures everything from ingrown toenails to annoying co-workers.

[16:25:22] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/5fH0hHZkCJ8 here foxy

[16:26:09] Mikoolo It also eases relationship troubles.

[16:26:56] Mikoolo A glass of Jägermeister every hour would help with that, foxy.

[16:27:33] Mikoolo Jägermeister isn't alcohol, h4. It's medication.

[16:27:48] Mikoolo And ysalamiri is a better example than ComputerTech.

[16:30:38] Mikoolo Hang up.

[16:31:54] Mikoolo Please h4. Chronic is a lot of things but he's not a failed orange impersonator.

[16:35:19] Mikoolo If I was 81 years old and won 79 million usd on the jackpot not getting my social security checks would be the least of my problems.

[16:36:13] Mikoolo Give her the number to daily mail, the sun, the mirror or something, foxy.

[16:38:08] Mikoolo Same

[16:39:45] Mikoolo Those are the people that get the latest newest iphone/samsung flagship phone in my experience.

[16:40:20] Mikoolo I paid for my samsung a52s in full straight from the store.

[16:44:16] Mikoolo I would not engage with her any further foxy. Might be legal issues related to her dementia if you enage with her too much if you're at work.

[16:44:24] Mikoolo engage*

[16:45:47] Mikoolo Imagine the company name appear in newspaper headlines "They tried to trick our dementia riddled grandma!"

[16:47:09] Mikoolo No

[16:47:24] Mikoolo I left it coz it's going down the route of getting infested with too many fucking bots, h4.

[16:48:12] Mikoolo I am in enough channels that are infested with too many fucking bots.

[16:48:18] Mikoolo Don't need another one.

[16:49:37] Mikoolo Yeah

[16:49:44] Mikoolo But I've left some this year.

[16:50:20] Mikoolo First one there is a 9/11 support channel, obviously, h4.

[16:50:34] Mikoolo And

[16:50:36] Mikoolo .t שָׂטָן

[16:51:29] Mikoolo Or just one guy all alone in a muted channel, h4.

[16:51:56] Mikoolo Oh it wasn't moderated.

[16:52:11] Mikoolo no

[16:52:58] Mikoolo I left the vtuber channel I was in, h4. You can find the most schizo parasocial weirdo in there among the ops, h4.

[16:53:19] Mikoolo He's everything you imagine vtuber watchers to be like.

[16:53:34] Mikoolo amirite zof?

[16:54:52] Mikoolo It might summon the person, h4.

[16:55:47] Mikoolo Try viagra.

[16:56:15] Mikoolo My condolences pankakes.

[16:59:34] Mikoolo At a distance you can hear a tractor driving on a road and some cows mooing.

[17:00:12] Mikoolo $tell ComputerTech I don't need a sandwich made by you, I haven't tried and do not wish to try pee'n'scat aryan food.

[17:12:56] Mikoolo libraries were used by gangs to sell drugs here for a while, h4.

[17:23:28] Mikoolo quartzhrts she's a lonie, I bet she thinks it's even the 80's.

[17:24:11] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/qUL0EyCRAgM

[17:26:40] Mikoolo Happy Covid Day!

[17:27:35] Mikoolo There I updated the topic.

[17:28:38] Mikoolo But you're out of prison now?

[17:28:46] Mikoolo Nice.

[17:29:29] Mikoolo I don't think we've had a school shooting in sweden. We did however have one guy show up with a, cavalry? sword in Trollhättan a while ago.

[17:30:06] Mikoolo At first I thought ETA then I looked at the year, h4.

[17:30:39] Mikoolo There I added your topic fail, deadly.

[17:31:24] Mikoolo Behave, deadly.

[17:31:41] Mikoolo Ok then deadly

[17:31:48] Mikoolo .k Ahsoka deadly promotes abusing you

[17:32:43] Mikoolo A little donkey made from donkey meat, pankakes.

[17:33:24] Mikoolo Yes, HelderHeid.

[17:33:54] Mikoolo .k Ahsoka deadly keeps telling us to abuse you

[17:34:01] Mikoolo You really want us to abuse her, deadly.

[17:34:11] Mikoolo Then don't change the topic, deadly.

[17:34:21] Mikoolo Read the topic deadly.

[17:34:32] Mikoolo deadly wants us to abuse her instead for ignoring her, h4.

[17:35:47] Mikoolo deadly so you think it's better that people like me, h4 and pankakes kickban her for shits and giggles than just leaving her alone?

[17:37:29] Mikoolo And they never complained about the topic, deadly. It has been there for over 12 hours.

[17:39:10] Mikoolo The grandkids will enjoy seeing their grandparents happy together.

[17:40:13] Mikoolo Yes?

[17:40:37] Mikoolo Did you make a monk this time, h4?

[17:41:00] Mikoolo Monk is better.

[17:41:07] Mikoolo Can't be unequipped.

[17:41:24] Mikoolo Gets decent AOE attacks late game tho.

[17:41:33] Mikoolo Cheap and versatile AOE attacks.

[17:42:10] Mikoolo monk can also start healing themselves by punching late game, h4.

[17:42:46] Mikoolo h4 Soul Catching: Once per turn, on an unarmed hit, you regain 10hit points. Alternatively, you may forego healing to gain Advantage Icon.png Advantage on Attack rolls and Saving throws until the end of your next turn.

[17:43:21] Mikoolo monks can also regain ki points mid combat

[17:43:39] Mikoolo ANd their stun attack is really really good.

[17:44:27] Mikoolo They also gain immunity to poison, fear and loads of other stuff, albeit late game.

[17:45:33] Mikoolo level 7 passive, h4 "If you are Charmed or Frightened, you automatically cast Stillness of Mind to remove the condition. "

[17:46:24] Mikoolo And take tavern brawler feat to add strength rolls to your attacks, h4.

[17:46:34] Mikoolo And later you can get boots that adds wisdom rolls aswell.

[17:47:09] Mikoolo So your unarmed attacks gets dexterity, strenght and wisdom rolls. Not the highest one of them 3, but ALL of them at once.

[17:48:08] Mikoolo This is another level 7 passive they get h4 Your agility lets you dodge out of the way of certain spells. When a spell or effect would deal half damage on a successful Dexterity Saving Throw, it deals no damage if you succeed, and only half damage if you fail.

[17:48:43] Mikoolo They are a insane powerhouse disguised as a weak peasant.

[17:50:05] Mikoolo I am even wearing the same armor I found in act 1, at act 3 on my monk, h4.

[17:51:00] Mikoolo It's ugly as sin but look h4 The wearer of this item gains:

[17:51:00] Mikoolo Cat's Grace: You gain Cat's Grace Cat's Grace and increase your Dexterity icon.png Dexterity by 2, to a maximum of 20.

[17:51:00] Mikoolo Nimble As a Cat: You gain a +1 bonus to your Dexterity Saving throws and also increase your Jump Jump distance by 1.5 m / 5 ft.

[17:51:16] Mikoolo Thats +1 dice.

[17:52:55] Mikoolo They also get unlimited jumps in one turn for 1 ki point, h4.

[17:53:27] Mikoolo They can be like a gummibären in combat, h4.

[17:53:27] Mikoolo :D

[18:01:49] Mikoolo Better go sooner than later to a doctor with your knee, h4.

[18:02:07] Mikoolo I have been caught!

[18:02:27] Mikoolo Clearly not.

[18:02:38] Mikoolo Just another sign of uni students being weird I guess.

[18:03:24] Mikoolo You're in UK not US, irishphone. Go see a doctor regarding your knee.

[18:03:36] Mikoolo You won't get financially ruined.

[18:03:58] Mikoolo And you fapped less, h4?

[18:04:10] Mikoolo You remind me of sufo, irishphone.

[18:04:35] Mikoolo He was taking all kinds of designer intelligence increasing pills for a long time.

[18:04:44] Mikoolo sufo/urexis/lacuna

[18:04:50] Mikoolo Pick one of his nicks that you remember, irishphone.

[18:21:50] Mikoolo See the rifle they are holding, HelderHeid? It's what we call AK-5 here in sweden. FN FNC is the international nale.

[18:21:52] Mikoolo name*

[18:24:05] Mikoolo AK-5C to be more precise.

[18:24:08] Mikoolo A modernized version.

[18:29:33] Mikoolo HelderHeid the finnish army rifles were basically them saying "AK-47's? Hold my empty beer bottle Russia!"

[18:29:44] Mikoolo The israeli galil is based on them.

[18:31:32] Mikoolo HelderHeid heres the finnish AK https://youtu.be/s5bFJ2bIiJg

[18:31:35] Mikoolo It's great.

[18:39:50] Mikoolo Yes?

[18:40:00] Mikoolo Yes.

[18:40:11] Mikoolo You can get to it from the princess's sleeping quarter.

[18:40:14] Mikoolo Or priestess.

[18:40:19] Mikoolo Forgot wich title she has.

[18:40:29] Mikoolo It's a puzzle thingy.

[18:40:36] Mikoolo Go away.

[18:41:13] Mikoolo That was the first ogre I fought in the game, h4.

[18:41:18] Mikoolo Disappointingly easy.

[18:41:53] Mikoolo Theres a secret way to the basement with the spiders in the princess quarters, h4.

[18:41:56] Mikoolo priestess*

[18:42:23] Mikoolo It's in the prison cell, if you shoot down the cage, it smashes the floor.

[18:43:17] Mikoolo I just said where it leads, h4.

[18:43:58] Mikoolo Understandable.

[18:44:33] Mikoolo Frogorg, not just any dick. He prefers older men due to his daddy issues.

[18:45:03] Mikoolo He likes to hug his dad.

[18:45:46] Mikoolo Go hug him ComputerTech!

[18:46:23] Mikoolo Which one of them, Frogorg?

[18:47:34] Mikoolo h4 are you going dark urge this playtrough?

[18:48:09] Mikoolo dark urge seems really ComputerTechesque when it comes to stuff you can do in the game, h4 https://youtu.be/mq9TwEx6qZs

[18:49:39] Mikoolo peanut butter is imo great

[18:49:57] Mikoolo It's a excellent staple food.

[18:50:19] Mikoolo Just go for a high quality peanut butter with like 99% peanuts, ComputerTech.

[18:50:42] Mikoolo It's vegetable fat not animal fat, Frogorg.

[18:50:49] Mikoolo It's healthier.

[18:51:01] Mikoolo Ah you ment in the bacon.

[18:51:05] Mikoolo Sorry

[18:51:22] Mikoolo no

[18:52:01] Mikoolo You can also get some of the best healing potions as the dark urge in bg3, h4.

[18:52:25] Mikoolo Roasted Dwarf Meat.

[18:59:30] Mikoolo .w

[19:38:39] Mikoolo Different countries and different laws/rules too, zof.

[19:38:55] Mikoolo In sweden it's as an example, illegal to say that you're a lawyer if you ain't a member of the bar.

[19:40:10] Mikoolo Jurist is what most people with a law degree are called in sweden and some fancy ones consider themselves to be lawyers even if they ain't actuall lawyers by the rules set by the law.

[19:43:21] Mikoolo Imo the lawyers bar should give her an excemption in this case and make her pay a symbolic sum of 1pln.

[19:44:19] Mikoolo Fuck not another fucking bot.

[19:44:22] Mikoolo .kb idriven79

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