IRC Driven

[09:07:30] Mikoolo And the rat squeaks and crawling sounds from that twitter video you linked earlier this week, esjay.

[09:20:21] Mikoolo meh

[09:21:26] Mikoolo You should play BG3, esjay.

[09:31:35] Mikoolo Meh

[09:31:48] Mikoolo Another one of those clickbate youtube channels.

[09:31:51] Mikoolo bait*

[09:32:17] Mikoolo There is no riddick 4 teaser.

[09:32:44] Mikoolo no idea

[09:32:58] Mikoolo I ain't into stargate.

[09:33:58] Mikoolo Ain't my cup of tea.

[09:34:45] Mikoolo That ship one was nice but sad it got cancelled.

[09:34:57] Mikoolo It had a different tone than the rest of the shows.

[09:37:58] Mikoolo I don't even think the 4th riddick movie is even in production.

[09:39:11] Mikoolo <-

[09:39:51] Mikoolo The video was scammy clickbait so I stopped watching it, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[09:40:08] Mikoolo And riddick 4 has been in early concept stage for years now.

[09:40:47] Mikoolo We've basically not heard anything real about it since may 2022, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[09:43:57] Mikoolo Ah the one based on a russian story

[09:44:03] Mikoolo With Adam Sandler.

[09:45:16] Mikoolo Ah czech not russian.

[09:45:25] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceman_of_Bohemia

[09:47:09] Mikoolo Sandlers best movie is imo, Happy Gilmore.

[09:49:01] Mikoolo Seen it, wez.

[09:49:39] Mikoolo Go watch Dogma, wez.

[09:49:50] Mikoolo D:

[09:50:25] Mikoolo Dogma is awesome, wez. https://youtu.be/-8UW-O-rhv0

[10:01:33] Mikoolo Go play bg3, esjay.

[10:23:43] Mikoolo Now I want hobnob oatmeal cookies again.

[10:23:53] Mikoolo I don't have any.

[10:24:27] Mikoolo When I have some I do give you some.

[10:24:32] Mikoolo But now I have none.

[10:25:18] Mikoolo [You Need Rizon Premium To See This Message]

[10:25:45] Mikoolo I got cigarettes, snus.

[10:25:47] Mikoolo Water.

[10:25:57] Mikoolo A taco pie in the freezer.

[10:26:05] Mikoolo Some of mums lasagna aswell.

[10:26:19] Mikoolo All of them?

[10:26:56] Mikoolo Well.

[10:27:07] Mikoolo The frozen goods would be spoiled before they reach you.

[10:27:24] Mikoolo So you can't have them because you'd give an unfair review of them.

[10:28:42] Mikoolo You can have this instead pankakes https://media2.giphy.com/media/auJjZlb3h1Ga4/200w.gif

[10:41:37] Mikoolo bbl poop then shower.

[11:52:49] Mikoolo He says it's the best crack on the UK market, wez. He gets it straight from the US.

[11:54:48] Mikoolo No no, wez. crack not craic.

[11:54:52] Mikoolo Thats what you asked about.

[11:55:38] Mikoolo Don't know the slang for crack on the UK market tbh.

[11:55:52] Mikoolo .w

[11:55:58] Mikoolo Not even spring yet.

[11:56:15] Mikoolo Spring starts in may here.

[11:59:23] Mikoolo How autumn going for ya, wez?

[12:04:08] Mikoolo First one is free, jeff_stacey. The second one depends on how badly you want it.

[12:04:44] Mikoolo The price is determined uniquely per customer.

[12:06:13] Mikoolo Fuck off with your doomsday yellering, zof.

[12:07:30] Mikoolo Thats a bit better than cheering for summer.

[12:07:40] Mikoolo Imagine a new ice age.

[12:07:47] Mikoolo It would be glorious.

[12:07:53] Mikoolo A global one.

[12:07:57] Mikoolo Like in that train tv show.

[12:09:19] Mikoolo bbl gonna go out :(

[13:25:44] Mikoolo I witnessed the most obvious drug deal ever today.

[13:25:56] Mikoolo On the bus on my way home.

[13:26:07] Mikoolo The guys weren't trying to hide it at all.

[13:26:21] Mikoolo The bus was full of people, wez.

[13:26:26] Mikoolo And they were sitting right infront of me.

[13:45:16] Mikoolo Here this will keep you focused for your studying, \g.

[13:46:49] Mikoolo sweet baby inc will collapse before apple, \g.

[13:47:32] Mikoolo Who's cool, irishphone?

[13:48:18] Mikoolo Did you give her 30% of your earnings, irishphone?

[13:49:03] Mikoolo Did you show her the life of luxury your job can provide for you and her, irishphone?

[13:49:09] Mikoolo Ah she gets 40%.

[13:49:34] Mikoolo She must be good at negotiations or you just suck.

[13:49:53] Mikoolo Well, pun not intended.

[13:50:32] Mikoolo His gf ain't dead, zof.

[13:50:52] Mikoolo She's cool about irishphone's career choice as she gets 40% of his earnings, zof.

[13:51:45] Mikoolo Remember. irishphone ain't gay but 200€ / hour is 200€ / hour.

[13:52:31] Mikoolo I added a 0 too many.

[13:52:33] Mikoolo Sorry

[13:55:09] Mikoolo Had 4 croissants and some chevre for lunch.

[13:58:23] Mikoolo Ah you're talking with that one.

[13:58:56] Mikoolo Revealed that dropbears are real?

[14:00:55] Mikoolo Here wez https://youtu.be/SoSmMRnJTMw

[14:02:23] Mikoolo h4 doesn't have access to the bot, grungebarbie.

[14:03:27] Mikoolo goog gamed?

[14:03:40] Mikoolo Why not good dame?

[14:03:54] Mikoolo Or Doog Game?

[14:04:21] Mikoolo Remember the Doom Eternal easter egg that got removed because the dev sneaked it in there without approval?

[14:05:00] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/NI9FF4bJ45w

[14:06:06] Mikoolo It's a reference to Inugami Korone.

[14:08:05] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/EJ0umzNZJpw

[14:11:18] Mikoolo I want to be this happy and carefree https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NaISYMDFvpE?feature=share

[14:12:34] Mikoolo You're doing it wrong, grungebarbie.

[14:12:37] Mikoolo Dogs are the best people.

[14:13:30] Mikoolo People ain't really species locked, grungebarbie.

[14:28:35] Mikoolo .cc sunrise kiruna

[14:28:47] Mikoolo .cc sunrise lulea

[14:28:59] Mikoolo Could be worse, grungebarbie.

[14:29:04] Mikoolo It could be up already.

[14:30:35] Mikoolo Ah I see I have to update my ignore list.

[14:30:50] Mikoolo Keep it on, ComputerTech.

[14:30:56] Mikoolo Let them learn from their misstakes, ComputerTech.

[14:31:29] Mikoolo Spamming all caps and get automatically kbanned for it, grungebarbie.

[14:32:46] Mikoolo Trump is just mad he lost a orange impersonation contest.

[14:33:17] Mikoolo No, the fruit, wez.

[14:34:30] Mikoolo See you tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[14:35:02] Mikoolo .cc current time canberra

[14:35:25] Mikoolo It ain't tomorrow there.

[14:35:36] Mikoolo Tomorrow for you is saturday.

[14:37:50] Mikoolo It's still pie day somewhere, wez.

[14:39:26] Mikoolo Theres a easy solution to gun crime in the US.

[14:39:55] Mikoolo Stop selling guns.

[14:39:58] Mikoolo ANd spare parts.

[14:40:03] Mikoolo And ammo.

[14:40:35] Mikoolo Thats easy then, grungebarbie.

[14:40:38] Mikoolo Arrest them.

[14:40:43] Mikoolo If only bad guys have guns.

[14:41:31] Mikoolo If I was potus I would try to pass a bill that puts a annual 10usd tax per gun that a person owns.

[14:41:55] Mikoolo And if they don't pay the tax law enforcement can confiscate the guns.

[14:46:25] Mikoolo Or a free one for opening a bank account, Sander.

[14:47:10] Mikoolo I can fix that for you grungebarbie. I know a single guy that you could date.

[14:47:44] Mikoolo Here grungebarbie https://i.imgur.com/UqXUlqA.jpeg he has the same hairstyle as Syndus.

[14:49:49] Mikoolo Or stop advertising other channels.

[14:51:33] Mikoolo Stop ignoring wez, grungebarbie. Not his fault he's larping as a human.

[14:51:45] Mikoolo No one would believe that he's actually a drop bear.

[14:51:52] Mikoolo See.

[14:51:56] Mikoolo He's growling at me now.

[14:52:32] Mikoolo Are you sure about that grungebarbie?

[14:52:51] Mikoolo Will you accept the consequences if he ain't friendly, grungebarbie?

[14:55:46] Mikoolo h4 doesn't have access to the bot, wez.

[14:56:01] Mikoolo Already said this before.

[14:56:47] Mikoolo Look wez.

[14:56:55] Mikoolo It ain't just grungebarbie, wez.

[14:57:06] Mikoolo It's for everyone who doesn't have it from access, wez.

[14:57:26] Mikoolo You'd be dead before I arrive with it.

[14:57:41] Mikoolo no

[14:58:01] Mikoolo Waste of gasoline and envoirmental pollution to use a uber eats just for one cream egg mcflurry.

[14:58:34] Mikoolo Thats worse. Use 2 uber eats for one cream egg mcflurry.

[14:58:38] Mikoolo ;)

[14:58:49] Mikoolo Stop being a drama queen, grungebarbie.

[14:59:14] Mikoolo I can see that you are bitter, grungebarbie. You don't need to tell us.

[14:59:55] Mikoolo Indeed, h4.

[15:00:03] Mikoolo grungebarbie is taking it personally, h4.

[15:00:11] Mikoolo Thinks it's there just because of her.

[15:00:26] Mikoolo She's doing it again, h4.

[15:00:51] Mikoolo The queensized one, h4.

[15:03:23] Mikoolo Thats only for women, grungebarbie. Men are from mars.

[15:05:32] Mikoolo h4 did you ever encounter the sewer hobo in act 3?

[15:06:17] Mikoolo no

[15:06:26] Mikoolo I thought I should complete the first run.

[15:08:21] Mikoolo yeah

[15:08:38] Mikoolo Thats on my dark urge one.

[15:08:51] Mikoolo Decided to side with the sexy drow paladin.

[15:09:05] Mikoolo Minthara

[15:09:19] Mikoolo Gonna recruit her.

[15:09:32] Mikoolo She has underwear.

[15:09:34] Mikoolo So yes.

[15:10:14] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/Pvz2uNB89Cg

[15:20:12] Mikoolo Open Palm Monk

[15:20:15] Mikoolo Absolutely op.

[15:21:39] Mikoolo Open Palm Monk will just zoom around everyone like a adhd kid and stun punch them all, zof. Then resonance punch and activate them to watch his newly created unvoluntary suicide bombers to kaboom, zof.

[15:21:59] Mikoolo go kaboom*

[15:22:27] Mikoolo This hit as often as shadowheart misses in melee combat, zof.

[15:25:34] Mikoolo They've been spamming their twitter profile so much today.

[15:42:44] Mikoolo Don't try deadly.

[15:50:02] Mikoolo Pretend that you're skraito, deadly.

[15:50:20] Mikoolo You ain't that dumb.

[16:00:59] Mikoolo wez you need to provide deadly with a Man-C fan and a body of water as deadly only dead lifts man-c fans so he can throw them in said water.

[16:11:50] Mikoolo Will you join me, irishphone?

[16:12:16] Mikoolo So you're saying I ain't? :((

[16:12:57] Mikoolo I'm like, uhm, not non-essential but not essential either.

[16:13:39] Mikoolo But I can make sure that Mikoolo is banned for the low cost of you also being banned, irishphone.

[16:13:43] Mikoolo It's a fair trade imo.

[16:15:27] Mikoolo Trade not accepted.

[16:15:39] Mikoolo h4 already kicks and bans that one.

[16:16:32] Mikoolo Good joke.

[16:16:41] Mikoolo I almost fell off my chair laughing.

[16:23:47] Mikoolo You need to get some salty protein shots, orally, irishphone.

[17:03:28] Mikoolo h4, notice that he has started to change his nick since I put him on ignore.

[17:05:34] Mikoolo Did that fucking retard join here to spam aswell.

[17:06:01] Mikoolo All it does is part/join.

[17:09:30] Mikoolo I kb'd it in a different channel. They never say anything, just part or quit/join spam.

[17:09:52] Mikoolo About?

[17:11:10] Mikoolo Germany banned it from gasoline in 1996

[17:11:11] Mikoolo iirc

[17:13:33] Mikoolo US is banning brominated vegetable oil in sodas this year iirc.

[17:13:58] Mikoolo Good.

[17:14:02] Mikoolo It's banned in US.

[17:14:04] Mikoolo EU *

[17:14:06] Mikoolo already.

[17:14:33] Mikoolo Here h4 https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromierte_Pflanzen%C3%B6le

[17:18:05] Mikoolo Wait while I check for the english name for it.

[17:18:50] Mikoolo Nah not a product name.

[17:19:01] Mikoolo It was invented by some swiss chemist in the 50's.

[18:31:21] Mikoolo Hello, my name is Mikoolo and I have a BG3 addiction.

[18:32:01] Mikoolo Same kind as regarding Skyrim. You want to start the game anew but with a different class/build.

[18:32:11] Mikoolo Before completing it.

[18:49:44] Mikoolo Hello h4.

[18:49:53] Mikoolo Hello zof

[18:51:11] Mikoolo Hello Herr h4, have you tried XCOM Enemy Within?

[18:51:28] Mikoolo Bitch please, I got it on tablet.

[18:51:35] Mikoolo Yeah

[18:51:54] Mikoolo Ah no, not that one. I was thinking The Phantom Doctrine, h4.

[18:52:39] Mikoolo After all the patching.

[18:53:24] Mikoolo h4, is it just me or was xcom enemy within better than xcom 2?

[18:54:05] Mikoolo The tactical one.

[18:54:17] Mikoolo Where you're like the police force after xcom 2.

[18:54:51] Mikoolo I got King Arthur.

[18:55:13] Mikoolo It's like a mix of a rpg in the same genre of BG3 and xcom, h4.

[19:00:07] Mikoolo h4 https://www.eurogamer.net/king-arthur-knights-tale-review-nice-ideas-cant-lift-a-trudgy-core

[19:00:22] Mikoolo The devs have released a 2.0 version of the game since that review.

[19:01:04] Mikoolo They've fixed loads of stuff and user score is very positive on steam.

[19:03:04] Mikoolo Did you like Dragon Age?

[19:03:12] Mikoolo yeah

[19:03:39] Mikoolo Pillars of Eternity is like a mix of bg3 and dragon age origins.

[19:04:12] Mikoolo It's real time combat with strategic pause and you can set your party members to behave in certain ways in certain circumstances.

[19:04:26] Mikoolo It's different but good imo.

[19:05:03] Mikoolo I like the plot twists in it.

[19:07:27] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/Mecnw7l.jpeg

[19:20:42] Mikoolo h4 https://i.imgur.com/O1EVwQW.jpeg

[19:58:40] Mikoolo I bet it was CouchTempter, Ziginox.

[20:08:36] Mikoolo So, you have ziggy as highlight.

[20:09:07] Mikoolo I think it's fake news, h4. I haven't gotten laid after getting vaccinated.

[20:09:40] Mikoolo I haven't had sex since 2010 or so, Ziginox.

[20:09:58] Mikoolo :D

[20:10:10] Mikoolo I am technically a virgin.

[20:11:00] Mikoolo Due to the time span and that being my first time in 2010. No, not rear mounted.

[20:11:29] Mikoolo Yeah.

[20:11:51] Mikoolo I wouldn't use it like that.

[20:13:19] Mikoolo Heh

[20:13:42] Mikoolo No

[20:13:43] Mikoolo BAD

[20:13:48] Mikoolo REMEMBER WHAT I SAID!

[20:14:08] Mikoolo Here look h4.

[20:14:58] Mikoolo Why the fuck ain't it working.

[20:15:24] Mikoolo There

[20:15:55] Mikoolo Now lets see how long it takes for them to notice it, h4.

[20:16:16] Mikoolo Hello [Redacted] foxy.

[20:16:59] Mikoolo Since you've never been married?

[20:17:39] Mikoolo Happy 11th anniversary.

[20:19:52] Mikoolo Ain't old maid a card game?

[20:21:25] Mikoolo She also craves penis every day.

[20:23:39] Mikoolo Miss End3r.

[20:24:12] Mikoolo He's german not italian foxy. He can make you strudel or fry all kinds of sausages.

[20:24:23] Mikoolo ANd make sauerkraut.

[20:25:07] Mikoolo Theres ok people in all cultures, h4. Glad you found a decent east german.

[20:26:18] Mikoolo I do?

[20:26:25] Mikoolo No h4.

[20:26:30] Mikoolo She copy pasted from the other channel.

[20:26:41] Mikoolo I got 1 working eye but I see more than h4.

[20:28:03] Mikoolo .w

[20:28:21] Mikoolo -10c is great.

[20:28:29] Mikoolo Not too cold, not too hot.

[20:28:49] Mikoolo My condolences, foxy.

[20:30:00] Mikoolo Only if you cut them down and make houses without walls and use the roof for shade, h4.

[20:30:42] Mikoolo Spruce

[20:30:47] Mikoolo .t en de spruce

[20:31:01] Mikoolo .t sv en gran

[20:31:11] Mikoolo .t en sv spruce

[20:31:42] Mikoolo So not the type of tree you make christmas trees from?

[20:32:07] Mikoolo Spruce

[20:34:48] Mikoolo firs got soft pines, h4.

[20:34:53] Mikoolo spruces got hard

[20:35:17] Mikoolo pines/needles

[20:36:54] Mikoolo Looks like oaks.

[20:37:21] Mikoolo .t en de oak

[20:39:04] Mikoolo Foilage looks too blurry to determine the shape of the leaves properly but I'd guess those are elms or poplars, h4.

[20:39:51] Mikoolo Easiest tree to distinguish here in sweden is rowan.

[20:39:55] Mikoolo .t en de rowan

[20:40:50] Mikoolo And I can tell you theres atleast one.

[20:40:54] Mikoolo .t sv de maskros

[20:41:02] Mikoolo Along the road.

[20:41:56] Mikoolo Those are good flowers.

[20:42:15] Mikoolo If you got loads upon loads of them on your yard that means the soil is really hard.

[20:42:40] Mikoolo They.

[20:42:45] Mikoolo .t sv en luckra upp

[20:42:49] Mikoolo loosen up the soil.

[20:44:15] Mikoolo The one in the middle?

[20:44:21] Mikoolo Thats a palm tree.

[20:44:27] Mikoolo I'd guess turkey.

[20:45:19] Mikoolo Italy

[20:45:57] Mikoolo I bet you enjoyed the cloudy weather that day.

[20:46:36] Mikoolo I wanna see a huge ass thunder storm.

[20:46:40] Mikoolo irl

[20:46:53] Mikoolo I want to go by train from sweden to italy.

[20:47:12] Mikoolo get my own compartment

[20:47:36] Mikoolo You can apparently get there in 1 day by train.

[20:47:43] Mikoolo But you'd change train quite often.

[20:48:11] Mikoolo Yeee

[20:48:14] Mikoolo Same with sweden.

[20:49:02] Mikoolo If I rode the train from sweden to italy I'd look out through the window listening to audio books and just watch the view pass by.

[20:49:15] Mikoolo Until it got dark and I couldn't see shit.

[20:49:24] Mikoolo Then I'd pull out a portable gaming device.

[20:49:33] Mikoolo Or a laptop.

[20:53:29] Mikoolo .t en de blackbird

[20:54:29] Mikoolo Koltrast is the swedish name

[20:55:38] Mikoolo I got attacked by birds in the summer of 2018. They had built a nest at the place I worked at that summer.

[20:55:51] Mikoolo I wasn't aware of them, got close. WHAM! SWOOPETY SWOOP!

[20:56:17] Mikoolo Crows are cool.

[20:56:25] Mikoolo Crows and magpies.

[20:56:39] Mikoolo Smart af birds.

[20:56:45] Mikoolo They felt betrayed, h4.

[20:57:00] Mikoolo Grandma used to feed them during winter.

[20:57:12] Mikoolo Threw food scraps to them a bit from the house.

[20:57:19] Mikoolo And then she'd drink her morning coffee looking at them.

[20:57:45] Mikoolo She fed them coz she considered them to be the only decent birds coz they didn't move south for winter.

[20:58:18] Mikoolo Oh she did.

[20:58:26] Mikoolo But they could have fucked around here instead.

[20:58:51] Mikoolo My grandma was awesome.

[20:59:19] Mikoolo I miss her and granda.

[20:59:23] Mikoolo grandpa*

[20:59:46] Mikoolo But also lucky they both passed away in 2017 and didn't need to hear about my accident according to my uncle.

[21:00:18] Mikoolo oooof

[21:00:33] Mikoolo Similar thing happened at my mums workplace.

[21:00:56] Mikoolo Co-worker was discovered dead in the office after christmas holiday.

[21:01:08] Mikoolo He was like 40 - 50.

[21:01:20] Mikoolo He was probably working overtime alone when he died.

[21:02:25] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:02:52] Mikoolo A uncle of mine almost died years ago. The.

[21:02:58] Mikoolo .t sv de kroppspulsåder

[21:03:05] Mikoolo Broke.

[21:03:11] Mikoolo While he was at home and had a guest over.

[21:03:23] Mikoolo he got dizzy and started vomiting.

[21:03:31] Mikoolo He was 60ish at that ime.

[21:03:32] Mikoolo time*

[21:04:01] Mikoolo Years before he got a timber log in his chest while loading his timbertruck.

[21:04:59] Mikoolo Yeah but he survived.

[21:06:03] Mikoolo Don't ask me. He hasn't given me access to the cameras in your home, h4.

[21:06:26] Mikoolo True.

[21:06:39] Mikoolo Wouldn't take much to be richer than me.

[21:10:53] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/tyUZz1LpvVQ

[21:13:29] Mikoolo 4 minutes to department, the train has yet to arrive.

[21:32:41] Mikoolo Only if you go to poland from germany, DasBrain.

[21:34:50] Mikoolo Hot.

[23:56:27] Mikoolo El Mehiko cuisine

[23:57:02] Mikoolo Frogorg https://youtu.be/5EMcMPOisJM

[23:57:07] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg *

[23:58:13] Mikoolo Ok I played a bit too much BG3 this evening.

[23:58:44] Mikoolo Forgot what the time was and was now about to head to bed before taking the last eyedrops for the day.

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