IRC Driven

[00:12:18] Mikoolo With this I bid you good night.

[09:28:30] Mikoolo Morning herr Frogorg.

[09:31:00] Mikoolo Wouldn't surprise me of if thats your old fling, h4. That spammed this morning.

[09:34:40] Mikoolo No no.

[09:34:45] Mikoolo German wouldn't let poland fall.

[09:35:06] Mikoolo Germany would embrace poland with a symbolic army that represents arms hugging the country.

[09:40:24] Mikoolo Ice` do /msg chanserv checkban #computertech

[09:40:51] Mikoolo SOunds like a shitty channel.

[09:40:54] Mikoolo Forget it, Ice`.

[09:51:17] Mikoolo pankakes, your side guy's old flame is active on rizon once again.

[09:53:36] Mikoolo gq, pankakes.

[09:54:03] Mikoolo See pm

[09:58:49] Mikoolo Theres earbiscuits, irc_standardnick.

[10:02:08] Mikoolo earbiscuits has no general theme, irc_standardnick.

[10:02:17] Mikoolo It's all about everything.

[10:04:27] Mikoolo Here they talk about the time they were religious and growing up in a heavily religious community, irc_standardnick. https://youtu.be/hYCgz-MiNE4

[10:05:21] Mikoolo They had a quite huge and popular youtube channel called Good Mythical Morning.

[10:06:03] Mikoolo Tho they've started to regain viewers again.

[10:17:59] Mikoolo Want a tip, Frogorg? Find something that will divert your thoughts.

[10:20:34] Mikoolo People can quit it if they feel that they want to quit it.

[10:23:03] Mikoolo This message was brought to you by Herr Mikoolo aka No-Shit-Mr-Obvious.

[10:34:13] Mikoolo Quitting weed was easier than quitting nicotine.

[10:34:31] Mikoolo But we're spoiled with cigarette substitutes here in sweden.

[10:34:37] Mikoolo We got snus.

[10:34:59] Mikoolo snus is more convenient

[10:35:06] Mikoolo But not everyone likes the taste of it.

[10:35:10] Mikoolo And thats understandable.

[10:36:21] Mikoolo Until you get used to the flavour of non-flavoured snus it's some of the vilest stuff ever your tongue will encounter in it's existence.

[10:37:38] Mikoolo Tell him to buy a tin of ZYN, Frogorg. It's white powder snus. It has no tobacco flavour to it, Frogorg.

[10:38:02] Mikoolo I might be, irc_standardnick.

[10:39:14] Mikoolo Tell him to buy one tin of ZYN Apple Mint, Frogorg. It's like nicotine chewing gum but you put it under your lip. DO NOT CHEW IT!

[10:39:38] Mikoolo It has none of the disgusting flavours in normal snus, if it's a new person thats trying it.

[10:40:00] Mikoolo .cc 338 sek to pln

[10:40:06] Mikoolo For 10 tins

[10:40:41] Mikoolo It will also not stain your teeth like normal snus.

[10:46:16] Mikoolo .w

[11:23:29] Mikoolo I was outside today.

[11:23:31] Mikoolo It was horrible.

[11:23:36] Mikoolo 1/10, I do not recommend.

[11:23:50] Mikoolo .w

[11:24:43] Mikoolo Afternoon, irishphone.

[11:25:00] Mikoolo Don't try to force your timezone on me.

[11:25:07] Mikoolo .cc time lulea

[11:25:45] Mikoolo Go and take a 30 minute nap.

[11:36:13] Mikoolo You're skipping letters, Salvaje.

[11:36:22] Mikoolo It starts with A not B.

[11:36:37] Mikoolo Ah yeah, Frogorg said A.

[11:36:44] Mikoolo You should say C after B not D.

[11:36:48] Mikoolo A lot.

[11:37:12] Mikoolo Only the ones that annoy me and doesn't really contribute to conversations, Frogorg.

[11:37:35] Mikoolo You're too kind, Frogorg.

[11:37:40] Mikoolo I wish I was half as kind as you are.

[11:41:29] Mikoolo And protest coz you want them to rename it to Saint Michael coz fuck the french spelling?

[11:41:58] Mikoolo I don't.

[11:42:20] Mikoolo It's bordeu not bordeaux. Fucking frenchies.

[11:43:14] Mikoolo Because it's pronounced that way, ski.

[11:47:41] Mikoolo There.

[11:48:08] Mikoolo Just consumed my daily allotted can of monster.

[11:55:17] Mikoolo Years ago, h4.

[11:55:32] Mikoolo But I only have one can these days.

[11:55:39] Mikoolo Othewise I get so damn fucking tired so early.

[11:56:35] Mikoolo Now she drinks whisky, neat. Contemplating what she did wrong when you revealed that you're a gay prostitute, irishphone?

[11:57:18] Mikoolo Sounds like a obvious cashgrab.

[11:58:41] Mikoolo I was about to paste that.

[11:58:46] Mikoolo Stop being faster than me :(

[11:58:55] Mikoolo Accepted.

[11:59:24] Mikoolo You missed one bit h4.

[11:59:25] Mikoolo Beach Properties is also available as part of the Expansion Pass: Waterfronts.

[12:01:01] Mikoolo Atleast more people are playing CSII than Suicide Squad and Forspoken in total.

[12:01:39] Mikoolo Theres 0 people playing forspoken according to steam, h4.

[12:02:08] Mikoolo If you go to the community hub from the store page you should see the player amount on the first page that loads, h4.

[12:02:51] Mikoolo It should be to the left of "in group chat" text.

[12:03:38] Mikoolo I remember I had a conversation with someone and they said hogwarts legacy would flop and forspoken was a lot better.

[12:03:56] Mikoolo Nice simulator

[12:04:59] Mikoolo h4 that rolling reminded me of this https://i.imgur.com/c4jt321.png

[12:05:02] Mikoolo Thats the devs.

[12:05:44] Mikoolo I think physics is a unneeded thing in a game like that.

[12:06:25] Mikoolo I want a car like those.

[12:07:13] Mikoolo That one reminded me of the lorry strike in UK a couple of years ago.

[12:07:43] Mikoolo There was one in paris aswell in 2016

[12:09:10] Mikoolo Traffic in warsaw be like https://i.imgur.com/BkP2MQo.jpeg

[12:10:06] Mikoolo They really didn't need to add physics into the game.

[12:11:10] Mikoolo I ain't a developer, or programmer.

[12:11:16] Mikoolo And I have no knowledge in the field.

[12:11:30] Mikoolo But I think you'd get some frame rate improvement if they didn't add physics.

[12:12:02] Mikoolo Thats real life tho

[12:12:13] Mikoolo And I can explain why it's like that, h4.

[12:12:33] Mikoolo Heat leakage from the house.

[12:12:47] Mikoolo :p

[12:13:00] Mikoolo I missed that

[12:13:29] Mikoolo need to poop bbl

[12:40:36] Mikoolo Fuck that took a long time.

[12:49:06] Mikoolo Hej

[12:49:47] Mikoolo Robot brings trees to the sydney opera?

[12:50:18] Mikoolo Damn I can read whatever language that is then!

[12:50:46] Mikoolo Thats clearly fake.

[12:51:12] Mikoolo 么 is clearly the sydney opera house

[12:51:41] Mikoolo I havent' seen ComputerMum's tits so can't say that they are fake or not.

[12:52:16] Mikoolo I know. Those are fake tits.

[12:52:49] Mikoolo But I can give you a picture of real tits, female tits, wildting2. https://i.imgur.com/HSqZK7I.jpg

[12:53:31] Mikoolo This is a real tit, a male tit, wildting2. https://www.surfbirds.com/media/gallery_photos/20070418072708.jpg

[12:53:35] Mikoolo Can you spot the difference?

[12:54:48] Mikoolo The black feathers that form a line in the middle of their bodes is wider and longer on males, wildting2.

[12:54:55] Mikoolo bodies*

[12:56:06] Mikoolo Here deadly

[12:56:07] Mikoolo The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

[12:56:41] Mikoolo Want another one, deadly?

[12:56:55] Mikoolo Where did joe go after getting lost on a minefield?

[12:57:01] Mikoolo Everywhere!

[12:57:23] Mikoolo Hi Frogorg.

[12:58:11] Mikoolo deadly, What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman?

[12:58:31] Mikoolo One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

[12:59:35] Mikoolo I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.

[13:01:16] Mikoolo Here deadly, last one. You can request more at a later hour.

[13:01:17] Mikoolo I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

[13:02:13] Mikoolo rebreather

[13:02:18] Mikoolo snorkel

[13:02:25] Mikoolo aquagear

[13:02:31] Mikoolo aquarium

[13:02:42] Mikoolo :s

[13:02:51] Mikoolo h4

[13:02:52] Mikoolo quick

[13:02:57] Mikoolo looool

[13:03:11] Mikoolo Venezuela

[13:03:18] Mikoolo o

[13:03:26] Mikoolo Forgot thats a country.

[13:06:09] Mikoolo I don't think it's beef in that soup if you got it in vietnam, wildting2.

[13:06:17] Mikoolo Or is it just china that cheats with meat?

[13:06:47] Mikoolo Here's deadly, irishphone. https://youtu.be/aLkTuWdKrqY

[13:11:46] Mikoolo Seems like you got a reason to get up from bed and leave the house now, foxy.

[13:13:22] Mikoolo Nah, I'm good.

[13:16:47] Mikoolo :(

[13:17:39] Mikoolo I have.

[13:17:45] Mikoolo She has heard my voice too.

[13:17:53] Mikoolo She has even heard me sing, Ice`.

[13:18:18] Mikoolo Both Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears.

[13:18:49] Mikoolo I have a song fit for gitmo residents.

[13:18:52] Mikoolo song voice*

[13:20:53] Mikoolo Mine too.

[13:22:50] Mikoolo yw

[13:25:19] Mikoolo Know who's back deadly?

[13:25:34] Mikoolo Yee

[13:26:41] Mikoolo Yeah

[13:27:11] Mikoolo It's a lot of things.

[13:27:17] Mikoolo Mostly it's main character syndrome.

[13:27:39] Mikoolo .u main character syndrome

[13:27:50] Mikoolo Sorry

[13:28:18] Mikoolo h4 should just ignore her so he won't get bothered by her.

[13:28:53] Mikoolo And I wouldn't need to do .log as often either to see what she said.

[13:30:30] Mikoolo No. It's just normal.

[13:38:58] Mikoolo She doesn't want to get kicked/banned but she also doesn't want people to ignore her. But she never reacts when no one pays attention to her jokes and goes on with their conversations as if she never existed. Inconsistent behaviour that makes me call her abandonment issues for bs.

[13:39:34] Mikoolo Ice` check pm

[13:40:50] Mikoolo She also bragged a while ago about how she ignored her irl friends requests for her to stop greeting them with "Hey assbutts!" irl.

[13:49:30] Mikoolo Hello phish.

[14:04:35] Mikoolo Go play BG3, esjay.

[14:05:56] Mikoolo You think you do but you don't, Ice`.

[14:08:24] Mikoolo They got 2 remaining brain cells and they are both fighting each other to the death, Ice`.

[14:10:49] Mikoolo My condolences, esjay.

[14:12:27] Mikoolo It's awesome imo.

[14:13:24] Mikoolo Dark Urge storyline is so wonderfully fucked up.

[14:15:50] Mikoolo Good story, good characters, good combat.

[14:16:14] Mikoolo Great sense of freedom in the game too.

[14:16:33] Mikoolo But too many fucking burlap sacks that triggers my inner loot goblin.

[14:18:43] Mikoolo Does it suffer from the usual fromsoft storytelling?

[14:31:33] Mikoolo Good afternoon, DickCheney.

[14:35:00] Mikoolo It is not.

[14:35:35] Mikoolo I take that as a yes, esjay.

[14:41:32] Mikoolo In your opinion.

[14:42:32] Mikoolo In my opinion it's lazy hide'n'seek in the form of small text snippets to discover hidden all over the game.

[14:43:21] Mikoolo RDR 2 has great story telling.

[14:51:50] Mikoolo He means Ace Combat 6

[14:51:56] Mikoolo AC 6

[14:55:28] Mikoolo Since Ace Combat franchise is 2 years older than armored core we're defaulting to give ace combat the AC acronym.

[14:58:13] Mikoolo lol

[14:58:32] Mikoolo 1000 players online in the latest AC game on steam.

[14:58:43] Mikoolo AC7

[15:02:47] Mikoolo Doesn't matter, esjay. Seniority counts heavier.

[15:06:19] Mikoolo Someone should make a mod with her laugh being played whenever you roll a 1 in bg3.

[15:09:51] Mikoolo I have to admit thats what I first thought but they gave up with numbering the AC games after Black Flag.

[15:10:07] Mikoolo And that was AC4

[15:14:10] Mikoolo :D

[15:15:11] Mikoolo Or a dexterity check when walking on ice, h4. Then you hear her say "Oops! Do you need a hand?"

[15:16:32] Mikoolo You hate ice surfaces too, h4?

[15:16:46] Mikoolo Why?

[15:17:03] Mikoolo The hags fucking cave was fucking annoying.

[15:17:24] Mikoolo Hope you didn't put the masks on every party member at the same time, h4.

[15:17:30] Mikoolo :>

[15:18:23] Mikoolo I have to say that BG3 deserved every GOTY and game award they won.

[15:18:54] Mikoolo Especially for their "Fuck You!" at one of the awards.

[15:19:07] Mikoolo Where they trashtalked devs who have shareholders.

[15:23:32] Mikoolo They all turned against me after the talk with the gith inquisitor.

[15:23:43] Mikoolo So I killed all of them.

[15:23:56] Mikoolo And gave Lae the gith egg in the hatchery.

[15:24:21] Mikoolo The exp was worth it.

[15:25:09] Mikoolo Did you pick dark urge h4?

[15:25:20] Mikoolo This made me make a dark urge char https://youtu.be/mq9TwEx6qZs

[15:32:42] Mikoolo Go to warsaw and find ComputerTech, Frogorg. And laugh at him from a safe distance.

[15:33:21] Mikoolo Who says you can't laugh at friends, Frogorg?

[15:33:52] Mikoolo I laugh whenever a friend of mine texts me asks if he can borrow money from me.

[15:34:44] Mikoolo He owes me 400 sek that he hasn't been able to pay back in like 9 months now. Told him back then that I won't lend him more money until he's paid it back and that I won't nag about it.

[15:35:06] Mikoolo .cc 400 sek to pln

[15:35:13] Mikoolo If that helps you understand how much it is.

[15:35:59] Mikoolo no

[15:36:04] Mikoolo It's a star wars character.

[15:36:08] Mikoolo bad deadly.

[15:36:10] Mikoolo Bad.

[15:36:26] Mikoolo Just do /ignore ii, deadly. And ask ComputerTech to add you to the ignore list.

[15:37:44] Mikoolo Salvaje, my fucking neighbour is singing loudly to some music she's playing on her phone speaker at max volume.

[15:37:53] Mikoolo She's not good.

[15:38:03] Mikoolo I know this because I am horrible at it.

[15:38:57] Mikoolo I should get like a good 7.1 surround system and only use it whenever the neighbours dogs are barking or the other neighbour is singing.

[15:39:04] Mikoolo And BLAST THEM WITH MY MUSIC

[15:39:33] Mikoolo However only during the acceptable hours. I ain't retarded, yet.

[15:40:06] Mikoolo OR

[15:40:12] Mikoolo Watch porn at max volume.

[15:40:16] Mikoolo Let them hear some moans.

[15:40:54] Mikoolo .w

[15:42:30] Mikoolo .f

[15:42:39] Mikoolo Colder in the south atm.

[15:42:54] Mikoolo This feel wrong, Salvaje.

[15:43:14] Mikoolo It hates umlauts.

[15:43:23] Mikoolo .w malmo

[15:52:48] Mikoolo They didn't need to pay for testers. They announced ahead of release that the game would be unoptimized.

[15:53:27] Mikoolo The manequin hill rolling physics is just a bonus.

[15:54:03] Mikoolo Remember what I said yesterday pankakes?

[15:56:37] Mikoolo :<

[15:57:31] Mikoolo You could play different games of a similar theme, Frogorg.

[15:59:43] Mikoolo Whats for dinner, irishphone?

[15:59:49] Mikoolo Protein powder and water?

[16:00:49] Mikoolo You could play a medieval city builder like Ostriv, Frogorg.

[16:02:34] Mikoolo Why not?

[16:03:12] Mikoolo Did it improve more than it forgot to add because the devs need to sell dlc?

[16:03:53] Mikoolo Theres like 1 person that chats from the other side, esjay.

[16:04:09] Mikoolo The rest is spam from it.

[16:05:15] Mikoolo Hope you have a drama free and decent rest of the day, Frogorg.

[16:05:36] Mikoolo :(

[16:06:01] Mikoolo phish is here now.

[16:06:06] Mikoolo login doesn't count.

[16:08:15] Mikoolo inb4 that one turns out to be a join/quit spammer.

[16:12:49] Mikoolo The person not the feature to access computer and such, esjay.

[16:14:16] Mikoolo But with the bot protecting me I am keeping a bit more privacy for myself.

[16:14:20] Mikoolo ignoring me*

[16:15:13] Mikoolo No.

[16:15:22] Mikoolo I expect them to respect me valuing my privacy.

[16:15:32] Mikoolo As much as I care to protect it.

[16:17:37] Mikoolo That was the worst kept secret ever due to your way of typing, esjay.

[16:17:56] Mikoolo You were the only person in that channel that used certain keywords like hubby.

[16:18:31] Mikoolo If I remember correctly I did also tell you in pm about it a long time ago.

[16:19:51] Mikoolo And a brand new sop in that channel every week that appeared out of no where is like carrying a huge ass neon sign, esjay.

[16:20:40] Mikoolo If you want to appear as someone else you need to change the way you speak aswell as nick. And not start off the bat as a sudden sop out of nowhere, esjay.

[16:21:30] Mikoolo Theres a reason why I am writing my messages with as good punctuation and capital I and such.

[16:21:51] Mikoolo Coz if I get a stalker I can easily change the way I write or if I want to pretend to be someone else.

[16:22:10] Mikoolo hello deadly how r u today?

[16:22:28] Mikoolo ^ Doesn't look like something Mikoolo would ever write.

[16:24:43] Mikoolo And to my defense I was not aware of you having a stalker then. I just commented about your excessive constant nickchanging back then, esjay.

[16:25:23] Mikoolo That part is not important in this matter, deadly.

[16:27:47] Mikoolo If you ask me they are a she/her, pankakes.

[16:29:52] Mikoolo Once again. It was the worst kept secret ever, esjay.

[16:30:12] Mikoolo WHAM suddenly new sop out of nowhere!

[16:30:40] Mikoolo Wham! the only person that used the word "hubby" is gone and wham a new one that uses the word "hubby" is here out of nowhere with sop.

[16:31:27] Mikoolo Wasn't back then in uk, irishphone.

[16:31:31] Mikoolo the channel.

[16:32:46] Mikoolo This was like 4? 5? years ago.

[16:38:45] Mikoolo here grungebarbie

[16:38:46] Mikoolo I went to see my dentist and he warned me it was going to hurt. He ended up telling me he was having an affair with my wife.

[16:47:24] Mikoolo here grungebarbie

[16:47:25] Mikoolo A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

[16:48:28] Mikoolo Gasoline and oil, h4. Thats what you smell like. A old ww2 tiger tank.

[16:51:38] Mikoolo Dwarf was a halfstack developer.

[16:51:45] Mikoolo shortstack*

[16:52:05] Mikoolo Only if they were bitten by a radioactive human, sushi-chan.

[16:52:45] Mikoolo n1 know who Dwarf was?

[16:53:12] Mikoolo Someone stole the stepladder he inherited from his great great grandpa and he can't reach the computer anymore.

[16:53:15] Mikoolo He was a ircop here.

[16:53:42] Mikoolo That stepladder was made from mithril and was a family heirloom.

[16:54:03] Mikoolo Have you seen him around lately, h4?

[16:54:22] Mikoolo Yeah, was it is then.

[16:57:01] Mikoolo Could be worse, sushi-chan.

[16:57:06] Mikoolo You could be northern irish.

[16:58:24] Mikoolo Good evening, in 2 minutes.

[16:58:48] Mikoolo No one knows, sushi-chan.

[16:59:17] Mikoolo Coz I assume that you mean "I" as in your mind and not as in "i" born from my human parents, sushi-chan.

[16:59:55] Mikoolo mind/spirit/ego whatever people prefer to call it.

[17:07:03] Mikoolo Only if you bring joy in there with you, Juest.

[17:11:32] Mikoolo Nice

[17:11:57] Mikoolo We can secretly start banning ComputerTech now and he won't notice who did it coz he doesn't do /msg chanserv checkban !

[17:12:40] Mikoolo Ofc it's not super cool, Juest. It's ultra cool.

[17:13:09] Mikoolo No thanks, Juest. You ain't my type.

[17:17:24] Mikoolo ComputerTech stop projecting.

[17:17:57] Mikoolo Ban it deadly.

[17:18:05] Mikoolo It clearly doesn't respond so ban it deadly!

[17:20:51] Mikoolo I discriminate against everyone, equally.

[17:22:46] Mikoolo Wait.

[17:22:50] Mikoolo Who banned irish?

[17:23:01] Mikoolo Oh

[17:23:45] Mikoolo I help, deadly.

[17:24:23] Mikoolo sushi-chan, want to hear ComputerTech's favourite potato song?

[17:24:30] Mikoolo .yt north korea potato pride

[17:24:50] Mikoolo It has english subs too, sushi-chan.

[17:25:02] Mikoolo Sing a long time ago.

[17:25:11] Mikoolo Before we were born.

[17:25:20] Mikoolo since *

[17:29:25] Mikoolo sushi-chan, esjay is being sarcastic.

[17:30:12] Mikoolo You wouldn't need to be worried about missing gym time if you drank on the streets in north korea, ComputerTech.

[17:31:11] Mikoolo Japan is a bad place to visit if you don't know japanese. Their english education system is shite.

[17:31:53] Mikoolo South korea is the best of the asian countries to visit. They have quite good english education there.

[17:32:45] Mikoolo sushi-chan, you can put esjay on ignores. She's just being a troll atm.

[17:33:10] Mikoolo Excellent reaction.

[17:34:44] Mikoolo nah

[17:35:29] Mikoolo This person is here like once a week compared to the brickwall ahsoka, esjay.

[17:37:51] Mikoolo You should have learned how to unban yourself by now Kuro-chan. You sure lack some form of intelligence in there.

[17:38:43] Mikoolo You've been on irc for like 10 years now? And still haven't figured out one single command, Kuro-chan.

[17:44:43] Mikoolo Did you get misstaken for a woman again, ComputerTech?

[17:45:49] Mikoolo Sunny side up?

[17:45:54] Mikoolo Omelette?

[17:45:58] Mikoolo Scrambled eggs?

[17:46:09] Mikoolo What did lae say?

[17:46:44] Mikoolo sushi-chan, when did the japanese start eating eggs? A long tamago.

[17:48:08] Mikoolo Juest is esl, sushi-chan.

[17:48:11] Mikoolo English second language.

[17:48:42] Mikoolo DAMN RIGHT!

[17:49:09] Mikoolo Pineapple on pizza is a filthy filthy canadian invention.

[17:55:57] Mikoolo Peorth please be a good rolemodel for ComputerTech by not encouraging him to spam :(

[17:56:52] Mikoolo :(

[17:57:26] Mikoolo They had fingers up inside him, zof.

[17:57:42] Mikoolo So she's 10 times smarter than you, ComputerTech?

[17:58:07] Mikoolo Did you speak polish with her, ComputerTech?

[17:58:25] Mikoolo Ah

[17:58:38] Mikoolo And big tits?

[18:00:02] Mikoolo It's for feeding purposes, sushi-chan.

[18:00:18] Mikoolo Small breats = little milk for cereals and coffee

[18:01:32] Mikoolo But if you have a wife/gf with large breast you don't need to buy cows milk, sushi-chan.

[18:01:37] Mikoolo You save money aswell.

[18:01:44] Mikoolo Milk is expensive in todays economy.

[18:18:32] Mikoolo Thats because ginger is more popular due to the movie Brave recently had it's premiere in Poland, ComputerTech.

[18:19:10] Mikoolo .cc potato planting season Ireland

[18:20:01] Mikoolo He is apparently already late with potato planting, HelderHeid. They can start in february in ireland.

[18:20:50] Mikoolo Bet I can make you hate ginger lesbian porn, ComputerTech.

[18:22:26] Mikoolo Ok this was harder than I expected.

[18:22:34] Mikoolo Would a ginger and a blonde do, ComputerTech?

[18:23:27] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech, NSFW https://www.xnxx.com/video-oyf2924/two_fat_and_blonde_babes_experience_lesbian_sex

[18:24:06] Mikoolo .quote add <&h4> I gave up having sexual intercourse with other humans

[18:24:39] Mikoolo Thats a good one, right ComputerTech?

[18:24:50] Mikoolo The quote, ComputerTech.

[18:25:05] Mikoolo Thank you.

[18:25:21] Mikoolo He's barely an adult today, grungebarbie.

[18:25:57] Mikoolo DEVELOPERS!

[18:26:11] Mikoolo yw

[18:26:56] Mikoolo Kinda.

[18:27:23] Mikoolo But you learn faster than one retard that emoquit the channel this night, sushi-chan.

[18:27:59] Mikoolo Because you put on your grandpa's glasses?

[18:29:07] Mikoolo ^5 irishphone

[18:29:29] Mikoolo Can I also kick someone?

[18:29:52] Mikoolo True.

[18:30:35] Mikoolo Where did you read that sushi-chan? That jellyfishes are immortal.

[18:31:14] Mikoolo sushi-chan, did they specifically say immortal and not "The species is 100 million years old." ?

[18:44:33] Mikoolo My condolences, foxy.

[18:44:52] Mikoolo I hate when that happens to me, h4.

[18:45:18] Mikoolo sushi-chan I got something to tell you.

[18:45:21] Mikoolo Are you sitting down?

[18:45:33] Mikoolo I asked.

[18:45:37] Mikoolo I didn't claim you were.

[18:45:39] Mikoolo Good.

[18:45:46] Mikoolo This will come to you as a shock sushi-chan.

[18:45:51] Mikoolo @seen h5

[18:46:02] Mikoolo He was h5 a few days ago.

[18:47:17] Mikoolo Stop what?

[18:47:46] Mikoolo Ah it's the relay bot.

[18:48:01] Mikoolo There

[18:48:03] Mikoolo Problem solved.

[18:48:54] Mikoolo I don't want to be too mean with ComputerTech after he fullfilled our request, ComputerTech.

[18:49:10] Mikoolo h4 *

[18:49:35] Mikoolo I apologize for autocompleting ComputerTech instead for writing h4, h4.

[18:49:43] Mikoolo You know what you need to do, h4.

[18:50:11] Mikoolo Thats from swift side, h4.

[18:50:26] Mikoolo You're ignored from this side.

[18:50:28] Mikoolo bye sushi-chan

[18:52:16] Mikoolo foxy you can get a blutooth keyboard for your tablet.

[18:53:21] Mikoolo That sounds overcomplicated, h4.

[18:53:38] Mikoolo But I get what you mean.

[18:54:08] Mikoolo I like my tablet. It's conventient to carry around but I need to get a better case for it.

[18:54:32] Mikoolo The cheap case I bought for it is starting to break.

[18:54:37] Mikoolo bluetooth, foxy.

[18:54:40] Mikoolo I typoed

[18:55:03] Mikoolo I also made a huge fucking mistake up there that I thought h4 would kick me for.

[18:55:19] Mikoolo Is that a challenge?

[18:55:32] Mikoolo D:

[19:12:35] Mikoolo .t nl en keuken

[19:12:50] Mikoolo .t sv nl kuken

[19:13:04] Mikoolo .t nl en haan

[19:13:07] Mikoolo no

[19:13:08] Mikoolo Wrong

[19:13:13] Mikoolo kuk = cock (penis)

[19:13:25] Mikoolo kuken = the cock (the penis)

[19:13:44] Mikoolo I know that one, HelderHeid.

[19:13:52] Mikoolo I live in assholeå after all, HelderHeid.

[19:14:47] Mikoolo .t sv en klot

[19:52:25] Mikoolo Theres a solution, ski and h4.

[19:52:30] Mikoolo Never log out from irc.

[19:52:35] Mikoolo No need for a bouncer that way.

[19:53:38] Mikoolo UPTIME: 10 days, 6 hours, 30 minutes

[19:54:36] Mikoolo h4 is dead, Panik.

[19:54:59] Mikoolo Theres not even h5.

[19:55:08] Mikoolo h4's bouncer has just not disconnected yet, Panik.

[19:55:16] Mikoolo He's like siouxie over in #uk.

[19:55:25] Mikoolo Forever and ever reconnecting.

[19:55:50] Mikoolo Or did siouxie's bouncer stop reconnecting, ComputerTech?

[19:56:16] Mikoolo His bouncer is*

[19:56:20] Mikoolo Not siouxie himself.

[19:56:30] Mikoolo @seen siouxie

[19:56:54] Mikoolo He was one of the #uk og's.

[19:58:25] Mikoolo It's a old habit of his, h4. He even irl name drops people.

[19:58:45] Mikoolo If I told ComputerTech what my irl name was he'd say "Welcome Anders!"

[19:58:53] Mikoolo All the time.

[19:59:40] Mikoolo See, h4. He thinks it's ok as long people doesn't explicity say it.

[20:00:05] Mikoolo OHJ FUCK

[20:00:15] Mikoolo Nah it ain't anders.

[20:00:33] Mikoolo Sander would have gotten confused tho.

[20:00:46] Mikoolo Hello Sander my name is Anders. Hello Anders my name is Sander.

[20:01:16] Mikoolo Did you pet both at the same time?

[20:01:39] Mikoolo You can pet both Owlbear and Scratch at the same time in one small event, h4.

[20:02:16] Mikoolo The owlbear cub had a nightmare about when it was captive at the goblin camp.

[20:03:01] Mikoolo Wait and see :>

[20:03:21] Mikoolo Hope you do the karlach/smith quests :>

[20:03:37] Mikoolo I can get you a spoiler pic if you want, h4.

[20:04:09] Mikoolo https://bg3.wiki/w/images/5/54/Armoured_Owlbear_Model.png

[20:04:11] Mikoolo Well

[20:04:15] Mikoolo You can just read the link h4.

[20:05:04] Mikoolo I did.

[20:05:18] Mikoolo I think it's safe from Guro.

[20:05:43] Mikoolo Yeah.

[20:06:17] Mikoolo I have all the logs and stuff from that point.

[20:08:45] Mikoolo #0,0

[20:09:02] Mikoolo wdym nein?

[20:09:17] Mikoolo Don't go "<3" after denying me.

[20:09:29] Mikoolo .t en pl no

[20:09:45] Mikoolo .t nio

[20:10:23] Mikoolo nittionio

[20:10:42] Mikoolo .t etttusenetthundratretiosju

[20:10:56] Mikoolo .t ett tusen ett hundra tretiosju

[20:11:13] Mikoolo no

[20:11:15] Mikoolo I tried

[20:11:48] Mikoolo I think the one from irishphone was revenge for you banning him, deadly.

[20:12:24] Mikoolo test

[20:12:40] Mikoolo test succeeded

[20:12:55] Mikoolo He might not want to join, irishphone.

[20:14:00] Mikoolo They have been in here, irishphone. Iirc.

[20:15:41] Mikoolo (looks weird and retarded to write like this)

[20:15:50] Mikoolo Keep that ban, irishphone.

[20:15:59] Mikoolo People should learn to use real irc clients, irishphone.

[20:16:09] Mikoolo If they ain't smart enough then they shouldn't join, irishphone.

[20:16:33] Mikoolo You're in the wrong place then, mistuba_takanashi.

[20:16:44] Mikoolo This is a furry sheep fucking community.

[20:17:04] Mikoolo Tell your bf to set up a real irc client for you then, ksomething.

[20:17:29] Mikoolo Oh

[20:17:34] Mikoolo Thats your pimp, irishphone?

[20:17:54] Mikoolo .quote search prostitute

[20:19:04] Mikoolo No

[20:19:08] Mikoolo grungebarbie is a bot.

[20:19:21] Mikoolo The owner for it enabled it on this day 5 years ago.

[20:19:50] Mikoolo Do you think a real person would name themselves barbie, mistuba_takanashi?

[20:20:35] Mikoolo Horrible.

[20:20:36] Mikoolo .w

[20:23:01] Mikoolo Yes?

[20:23:09] Mikoolo The inquisitor.

[20:23:42] Mikoolo Same

[20:23:56] Mikoolo The inquisitor I thought he'd be tough.

[20:23:58] Mikoolo But he was easy.

[20:24:08] Mikoolo Yeah

[20:24:12] Mikoolo He aggroed on me.

[20:24:31] Mikoolo He went aggro and they banished lae.

[20:24:36] Mikoolo no

[20:24:42] Mikoolo The inquisitor is the githyanki leader.

[20:24:52] Mikoolo It's like you don't even read the convos.

[20:24:54] Mikoolo Or listen to them.

[20:25:34] Mikoolo She's a fraud tho.

[20:25:38] Mikoolo And she's a cunt.

[20:26:01] Mikoolo "offers" more like commands.

[20:26:11] Mikoolo Did you ever deny entering it?

[20:26:21] Mikoolo And tell her that if she's a god she could kill the person themselves.

[20:26:52] Mikoolo Emperor

[20:27:00] Mikoolo nah

[20:27:08] Mikoolo He's been cool with me so far.

[20:27:19] Mikoolo I entered it.

[20:27:22] Mikoolo Coz your'e forced to.

[20:27:47] Mikoolo mistuba_takanashi I hope you didn't pick takanashi after the Fran Dreschner of Hololive.

[20:28:13] Mikoolo Drescher*

[20:29:37] Mikoolo ski you don't need to copy/paste whole paragraphs of irc etiquette.

[20:29:59] Mikoolo They'll discover soon enough whats ok and what ain't ok, ski.

[20:30:36] Mikoolo BG3 is bad ski. It'll make you addicted to it.

[20:30:44] Mikoolo You'll love it. You'll hate it.

[20:30:55] Mikoolo You'll rage quit a lot too, ski.

[20:31:29] Mikoolo Just don't play on exploration difficulty, ski. Go balanced.

[20:32:21] Mikoolo Thats worse ski.

[20:32:34] Mikoolo Imagine if they quit right after you pressed enter after writing stuff for 2 minutes.

[20:33:50] Mikoolo I agree with h4.

[20:34:04] Mikoolo And how did that end up for you, deadly?

[20:36:13] Mikoolo use [searchengineofyourchoice] to find a site for it, lurker36, or reddit.

[20:37:30] Mikoolo Ever bitten into a dry wetabix biscuit, deadly?

[20:37:43] Mikoolo You should try it.

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