IRC Driven

[07:12:18] Mikoolo You should get epoisse, grungebarbie.

[07:12:30] Mikoolo Another french cheese.

[07:15:03] Mikoolo Rough customer?

[07:16:09] Mikoolo Could be something like hairline fracture.

[07:17:05] Mikoolo bruising swelling around it irishphone?

[07:17:20] Mikoolo I am aware it's the knee you're talking about.

[07:19:54] Mikoolo Too early

[07:20:25] Mikoolo The german vacation in Hungary is a good one, h4.

[07:21:42] Mikoolo 1687 – Explorer Robert Cavelier de La Salle, searching for the mouth of the Mississippi River, is murdered by his own men.

[07:23:38] Mikoolo I know now h4

[07:23:54] Mikoolo David Livingstone was born this day, h4.

[07:24:12] Mikoolo Scottish explorer and missionary.

[07:24:46] Mikoolo I do

[07:24:49] Mikoolo Dudes famous.

[07:25:10] Mikoolo Theres a joke about someone meeting him and saying "Dr Livingstone I pressume?" And he's like the only white guy for miles.

[07:26:09] Mikoolo Wait

[07:26:18] Mikoolo It's Bruce Willis' birthday today h4.

[07:26:34] Mikoolo Nah

[07:26:36] Mikoolo He's cool.

[07:26:59] Mikoolo Well he's not physically cool coz he ain't dead, h4.

[07:27:08] Mikoolo true true

[07:27:32] Mikoolo Nah, I don't want to ruin your opic.

[07:27:34] Mikoolo topic*

[07:27:41] Mikoolo But I can look for a better gun emoji or ascii.

[07:29:26] Mikoolo ( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤── \(˚☐˚”)/

[07:29:37] Mikoolo That rifle looks fuck'd up on my end.

[07:34:08] Mikoolo Who the fuck was that?

[07:34:31] Mikoolo I need to poop tho.

[07:34:40] Mikoolo ta ta

[08:05:46] Mikoolo Look h4.

[08:05:56] Mikoolo grungebarbie has stopped identifying herself as european :D

[08:17:59] Mikoolo Sounds like you should look for a new job where they don't do work calls.

[08:18:21] Mikoolo May I interest you in working with chainsaws and other tree cutting machinery, n1?

[08:22:17] Mikoolo Then they noticed you never answered any call and were losing customers.

[08:23:32] Mikoolo But you're not with that company tho.

[08:24:36] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[08:24:45] Mikoolo How did it go with your greencard?

[08:25:15] Mikoolo Someone you got mad at.

[08:25:33] Mikoolo check your logs

[08:36:23] Mikoolo Seems like I hit a nerve tho.

[08:38:52] Mikoolo I should check my logs about who said it.

[08:38:58] Mikoolo I think it was topic for a while aswell.

[08:39:37] Mikoolo but bbl, gonna help a friend with a run to the garbage dump

[12:44:10] Mikoolo I have my every 2 weeks beer ration now.

[12:44:35] Mikoolo two duval and two tripel karmeliet

[12:44:43] Mikoolo I only buy it every other week.

[12:44:57] Mikoolo Lasts like 4 days.

[12:45:02] Mikoolo Only bought 4 beers.

[12:45:37] Mikoolo I remembered duval coz someone recommended it to me and they were ddosed? hacked? recently.

[12:46:17] Mikoolo Tripel karmeliet is the best amber coloured beer I've ever had.

[12:46:44] Mikoolo I got you to blame then if I don't like it.

[12:47:02] Mikoolo duvel *

[12:48:21] Mikoolo Have you had Innis & Gunn Irish Whiskey Cask? It's a oatmeal stout.

[12:48:27] Mikoolo It's good.

[12:50:17] Mikoolo heh

[12:54:09] Mikoolo Nah, HelderHeid is german, wildting2. His name says so.

[12:54:45] Mikoolo .t de en helder

[12:54:47] Mikoolo .t de en held

[12:54:57] Mikoolo .t de en heid

[13:03:59] Mikoolo So if you pee on theresa may she brings you flowers?

[13:04:18] Mikoolo Or if you pee on her someone brings her flowers?

[13:04:56] Mikoolo Theres a famous baseball player called Mayday Malone ;>

[13:12:27] Mikoolo Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell is the hollywood couple that has been together the longest.

[13:12:35] Mikoolo 41st anniversary this year.

[13:14:16] Mikoolo Ah

[13:14:18] Mikoolo That guy

[13:14:24] Mikoolo Forgot he existed.

[13:14:30] Mikoolo He was great in slapshot.

[13:15:28] Mikoolo My favourite hockey movie.

[13:15:38] Mikoolo .yt Slap Shot 1977 trailer

[13:16:02] Mikoolo Tequila?

[13:16:26] Mikoolo Colour of money

[13:18:28] Mikoolo til

[13:18:49] Mikoolo The Colour of Money is a sequel to a movie from 1961 called The Hustler

[13:24:45] Mikoolo I had 2 small burgers and a can of monster for lunch while helping a friend throw a old sofa in the garbage dump.

[13:25:09] Mikoolo On our way back we noticed a cushion had jumped off the trailer.

[13:25:25] Mikoolo Highly trafficed road.

[13:25:39] Mikoolo Wasn't me who was driving.

[13:25:48] Mikoolo So I ain't responsible >:D

[13:29:13] Mikoolo Sounds just as authentically chinese as tikka masala is authentic indian.

[14:11:02] Mikoolo .w kill devil hills

[14:11:25] Mikoolo .w dead womans crossing

[14:11:37] Mikoolo .w drowned

[16:35:36] Mikoolo What zof?

[16:36:03] Mikoolo Oh

[16:36:21] Mikoolo I should remove his voice and just ban him so he can't speak then.

[16:37:08] Mikoolo I will give you a minute to say no to that idea, zof.

[16:37:10] Mikoolo Starting now.

[16:38:20] Mikoolo Seems like he agree'd.

[16:38:42] Mikoolo I ain't in a hurry tho. I can wait a bit longer.

[16:43:34] Mikoolo Dogs barking.

[16:57:38] Mikoolo Be happy like this :D that they never went on vacation in UK, deadly.

[17:03:09] Mikoolo 48 years from now we might see the US annex Canada, Kuro-chan.

[17:03:44] Mikoolo Ah it was earlier.

[17:03:49] Mikoolo 35 years from now.

[17:04:38] Mikoolo No wrong, it was in 2072.

[17:05:12] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/hG3uBgQmTnk

[17:24:28] Mikoolo Oh

[17:24:31] Mikoolo I went head on.

[17:24:43] Mikoolo Want a tip?

[17:25:00] Mikoolo Theres a quite excellent hint on how to beat it.

[17:25:32] Mikoolo It's weapon deals damage based on how much gold the target is carrying.

[17:25:53] Mikoolo Theres a reason why theres so much coins spread all over the toll house.

[17:26:12] Mikoolo I think one of the books mentions something like it in there.

[17:27:07] Mikoolo btw, hope you looted everything in the toll house, h4, the vaults, the small room thats closed off.

[17:28:04] Mikoolo Did you meet the barman in your first playtrough?

[17:28:41] Mikoolo Did you find the gith search party, h4?

[17:29:31] Mikoolo Yah

[17:29:55] Mikoolo You can meet one over a small arch when you go to the way point towards baldurs gate.

[17:31:45] Mikoolo I'm gonna head out.

[17:31:59] Mikoolo Forgot to buy snus while I was helping my friend throw a couch at the garbage dump.

[17:32:08] Mikoolo .w

[17:32:20] Mikoolo But I bought beer atleast!

[18:12:01] Mikoolo Luckily for us the germans have decided that it's more peacefull to stay at home than to abroad these past soon 80 years.

[18:12:10] Mikoolo to go *

[18:12:38] Mikoolo What you on about wof?

[18:14:07] Mikoolo My dick isn't that big so stop lying, wof.

[18:14:37] Mikoolo I got a severe case of pläp.

[18:14:43] Mikoolo Pung Längre Än Penis.

[18:14:48] Mikoolo .t sv en pung längre än penis

[18:15:39] Mikoolo DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW CAN YOU SWING THEM TO AND FRO!

[18:16:08] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/xbRPENFOiN0?t=110

[18:16:19] Mikoolo Neither can I.

[18:17:30] Mikoolo Tell him you're going to the bay of pigs for some fishing with your friends who always wear suits, wof.

[18:21:03] Mikoolo She's 45ish, wof.

[18:44:58] Mikoolo You can do it!

[18:57:40] Mikoolo Frogorg https://i.imgur.com/VNfX6BK.jpeg

[18:58:32] Mikoolo Oh

[18:58:40] Mikoolo I am intrigued, mon ami herr Frogorg!

[18:59:28] Mikoolo Oh lala

[18:59:58] Mikoolo Also I forgot.

[19:00:00] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-01-2013/UafLkZ.gif

[19:00:21] Mikoolo So thats why it's dark outside.

[19:06:28] Mikoolo Yeah HelderHeid :)

[19:06:49] Mikoolo The last one makes music and entertainment happen in real life, HelderHeid.

[19:07:13] Mikoolo You get to hear the Wee-Woo Wee-Woo dance music and you get to star in a action movie.

[19:11:51] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/V8dEHl2.mp4

[19:13:19] Mikoolo Can you dodge this ComputerTech?

[19:14:06] Mikoolo ski I highly recommend against accepting biscuits from ComputerTech, it might be soggy.

[19:14:32] Mikoolo True, Sander.

[19:14:35] Mikoolo Very true.

[19:14:46] Mikoolo Just say no, ComputerTech.

[19:14:59] Mikoolo SAY NO COMPUTERTECH!

[19:15:52] Mikoolo til that ComputerTech is too thick to use reverse psychology on.

[19:25:09] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/pKtygZN.jpeg

[19:27:45] Mikoolo wb herr h4, https://media.tenor.com/B_MeJNi_KaYAAAAM/battlefield2042-battlefield.gif

[19:29:53] Mikoolo Stop messing with wireguard, ComputerTech.

[19:30:27] Mikoolo Stop preventing me from blaming ComputerTech, h4.

[19:36:18] Mikoolo h4 you're in this band? https://youtu.be/jhdFe3evXpk

[19:37:10] Mikoolo I could have posted the earworm song of theirs.

[19:40:31] Mikoolo I was outside twice today. Once during daylight once past sunset. I rate past sunset acceptable compared to daylight.

[19:42:00] Mikoolo It's a aquired way of writing after being forced to adopt it in some autistic forum or something, zof.

[19:43:22] Mikoolo I got a swedish one, h4.

[19:43:34] Mikoolo The Linköping Bloodbath takes place on Maundy Thursday in Linköping, Sweden: five Swedish noblemen are publicly beheaded in the aftermath of the War against Sigismund (1598–1599).

[19:44:09] Mikoolo 1602 – The Dutch East India Company is established.

[19:45:39] Mikoolo I wouldn't add that one. I'd rather not make fun of the camps. The vacations are ok tho, h4.

[19:46:39] Mikoolo I think I might have found one, h4. The first step towards socialising USA.

[19:46:39] Mikoolo 1999 – Legoland California, the first Legoland outside of Europe, opens in Carlsbad, California, US.

[19:47:32] Mikoolo Jag önskar att din svenska var bättre.

[19:47:46] Mikoolo It's a pretty straight forward translation, Frogorg.

[19:49:21] Mikoolo I know now h4!

[19:49:24] Mikoolo You'd like this one.

[19:49:29] Mikoolo German revolutions of 1848–49: King Ludwig I of Bavaria abdicates.

[19:49:36] Mikoolo 1848

[19:49:44] Mikoolo Yeee

[19:49:50] Mikoolo The king abdicated!

[19:50:26] Mikoolo That looks like someone who learned swedish in 2 months made it, ski.

[19:51:06] Mikoolo Can I make a request ski?

[19:51:46] Mikoolo ski can you stop using all teh <> and () it makes you look weird.

[19:51:52] Mikoolo the*

[19:52:21] Mikoolo I take that as a no and I'll make sure it won't irrate me any more, ski.

[19:52:27] Mikoolo irritate*

[19:53:18] Mikoolo Seen who's face, h4?

[19:53:40] Mikoolo ah

[19:53:59] Mikoolo Have you seen my eye like a few days after surgery, h4?

[19:54:31] Mikoolo NSFW https://i.imgur.com/2TquF02.png

[19:54:54] Mikoolo I might have to put zof on ignore too then.

[19:55:26] Mikoolo What Fensta?

[19:55:59] Mikoolo I am making them feel comfortable to click on my links, Fensta.

[19:56:15] Mikoolo They haven't say "DO NOT CLICK ON MIKOOLO'S LINKS!" for a few days now, Fensta.

[19:57:03] Mikoolo Here zof, have a cute femboy https://i.imgur.com/3o7OGz8.jpg

[19:58:17] Mikoolo Yes?

[19:58:43] Mikoolo Don't forget a ahsokakait 0

[19:59:36] Mikoolo I got tired of sudnyS, h4.

[20:00:02] Mikoolo Nice

[20:00:51] Mikoolo She made a ultimatum to ComputerTech, h4.

[20:01:00] Mikoolo Either he kickbans us or she won't come back.

[20:01:43] Mikoolo All I

[20:01:58] Mikoolo All I've been saying is that h4 should just put her on ignore instead for kick/ban abuse her.

[20:02:40] Mikoolo I know what triggers you foxy.

[20:02:56] Mikoolo I know, h4.

[20:03:29] Mikoolo I felt sorry when it was revealed that she's hanging out with gq, h4.

[20:04:55] Mikoolo They still are acting like the victim, h4. On the world stage.

[20:05:02] Mikoolo But at home turf they are the facists.

[20:05:26] Mikoolo What did I do now, h4?

[20:06:11] Mikoolo Should I have a second 8.5% abv beer this evening?

[20:07:10] Mikoolo It was ok, nothing special, HelderHeid.

[20:07:17] Mikoolo But I got 2 bottles of Tripel karmeliet aswell.

[20:07:21] Mikoolo And those are delicious.

[20:07:24] Mikoolo Really delicious.

[20:08:33] Mikoolo You need to roll a d20 h4. The difficulty is 10.

[20:08:44] Mikoolo Critical Failure

[20:09:39] Mikoolo Fensta did us a great favour, h4.

[20:10:10] Mikoolo Wasn't it he who introduced us to the narrator outakes, h4?

[20:10:42] Mikoolo No

[20:10:43] Mikoolo Peorth

[20:10:46] Mikoolo Sorry

[20:10:52] Mikoolo My memory fucked up I see.

[20:11:59] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/JAjwwubCygo

[20:13:21] Mikoolo oo

[20:13:21] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/03TwMYuizoI

[20:15:03] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[20:15:12] Mikoolo Did you discover the frog in the swamp in act 1, h4?

[20:16:00] Mikoolo After you kill the hag you can speak with it with speak with animals and it'll lead you to treasure.

[20:16:31] Mikoolo no

[20:16:37] Mikoolo Wait.

[20:16:42] Mikoolo You might.

[20:18:11] Mikoolo quicksave and attack the frog first ;)

[20:20:00] Mikoolo ;)

[20:20:35] Mikoolo That frog is Frogorg of BG3. Looks small, cute and innocent, but if you hit it it'll tear off the costume and show off it's ripped body and buff muscles.

[20:20:49] Mikoolo And wipe your party.

[20:21:22] Mikoolo You're in BG3, Frogorg. https://youtu.be/t4NDR4rVZY8

[20:25:04] Mikoolo .k ComputerTech

[20:25:06] Mikoolo .k ComputerTech

[20:25:13] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech

[20:25:46] Mikoolo Do it!

[20:25:49] Mikoolo Show some guts!

[20:26:03] Mikoolo Please don't, h4.

[20:26:45] Mikoolo ComputerTech, I got 3 beers. Had 1. Should I have a second one?

[20:26:59] Mikoolo .log

[20:27:52] Mikoolo I got 1 duvel and 2 tripel karmeliet, ComputerTech. 8.5% and 8.4% beers.

[20:28:16] Mikoolo Duvel was ok, nothing special.

[20:28:52] Mikoolo I STAND BY IT!

[20:29:03] Mikoolo Kick me! Show that you''re in charge!

[20:29:39] Mikoolo See.

[20:29:51] Mikoolo The world wasn't destroyed just because I was kicked, ComputerTech.

[20:30:20] Mikoolo I think it's the americans, h4.

[20:30:44] Mikoolo THey are striking germany down before ww3 or they'd be a fierce enemy again.

[20:31:26] Mikoolo Do you got oil wells, h4?

[20:31:41] Mikoolo They don't like gas.

[20:31:47] Mikoolo They love drinking oil.

[20:32:26] Mikoolo He might not like that the germans had a vacation in his home country in 1944, h4.

[20:32:44] Mikoolo True true.

[20:33:40] Mikoolo Thats why you rarely mention audi, bwm, mercedes?

[20:33:45] Mikoolo bmw *

[20:34:43] Mikoolo He doesn't chat that much so it's easy to put him on ignore, h4.

[20:35:19] Mikoolo And people were suddenly eating 40 year old cheeecake?

[20:35:34] Mikoolo From which time period, ComputerTech?

[20:36:01] Mikoolo I think he handed you the east german flag.

[20:37:17] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/s2FOcFiqLeE

[20:42:23] Mikoolo People use msn for news?

[20:42:33] Mikoolo I can understand dailymail but msn?

[20:43:20] Mikoolo abroad in japan made some nice videos about fukushima.

[20:44:08] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/YDvKkG1FTbU

[20:45:34] Mikoolo Better than death by eating US food, irishphone.

[20:46:47] Mikoolo No

[20:46:49] Mikoolo Everyone, h4.

[20:47:57] Mikoolo If just israel didn't start expanding none of this would have happened.

[20:48:16] Mikoolo he imports foreskin jerky

[20:49:37] Mikoolo End of WW2 - UN - Sends Them To Middle East - They Get Israel - They start invading palestinian territory - Palestinians Fight Back - Israel starts crying about it being unfair and continue to kill more palestinians.

[20:52:27] Mikoolo Thats because Hitler didn't like that the SA leader liked other men than him.

[20:53:29] Mikoolo Yeah h4.

[20:53:41] Mikoolo Hitler was in love with Röhm but Röhm loved some other man.

[20:54:42] Mikoolo So when Röhm denied to share his bed with hitler he got so butt hurt that if he isn't allowed to share his bed with Röhm then no one else should and no one else should be allowed to find happiness because he was denied his.

[21:11:20] Mikoolo Some people do both, Frogorg.

[21:11:54] Mikoolo Frogorg https://i.redd.it/9nnzjdplcic61.jpg

[21:13:40] Mikoolo Then theres people like ysalamir, Frogorg https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910

[21:13:52] Mikoolo "A 22-year-old man left in a coma after his genitals were "ripped off and eaten" by a bulldog had apparently smeared his crotch in peanut butter."

[21:14:27] Mikoolo He was the only scottish person to join this channel, h4.

[21:14:29] Mikoolo Thats why.

[21:16:28] Mikoolo Atleast he's now akicked so no more brain aneurysm causing text to read!

[21:21:07] Mikoolo Apparently because he didn't have op anymore.

[21:21:09] Mikoolo Or if it was sop.

[21:21:40] Mikoolo She emoquit, Frogorg.

[21:21:59] Mikoolo She won't get back until either I or h4 or both are banned from here, Frogorg.

[21:22:17] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:22:37] Mikoolo D:

[21:25:16] Mikoolo I got annoyed by trying to write the opposite way of how I usually write.

[21:27:39] Mikoolo His dad was holding him so he got lighter, h4.

[21:28:34] Mikoolo Frogorg that was mostly towards people like pankakes and h4 who kick/ban abused her whenever she said something stupid.

[21:29:28] Mikoolo Thats how life works around me, h4.

[21:29:43] Mikoolo People tend to get the blame for shit I say.

[21:34:54] Mikoolo lol no irishphone

[21:35:08] Mikoolo You have a posh londonish accent, irishphone.

[21:35:25] Mikoolo I got a irish accent.

[21:36:04] Mikoolo Cluck Cluck?

[21:36:14] Mikoolo Wait thats a turky.

[21:36:59] Mikoolo And claimed others did the same thing as she did and never got flack for it.

[21:37:28] Mikoolo Like we never ever ever told zack or sudnyS or kait to stop.

[21:38:05] Mikoolo Ahsoka, irishphone.

[21:38:37] Mikoolo My condolences for you to be related to her, irishphone.

[21:40:37] Mikoolo The next generation is going to be like "A they and a them walks into a establishment that sells different dilution levels of ethanol." jokes to not offend anyone.

[21:44:31] Mikoolo Like my joke up there, HelderHeid. No genders will be offended, no lawyers will be offended because bar is not mentioned, no alcoholis will be offended either coz most don't think that it's ethanol they are consuming.

[21:44:46] Mikoolo alcoholics*

[21:47:36] Mikoolo Mr Anderson

[21:47:55] Mikoolo .u dyktmm

[21:52:04] Mikoolo I encountered this h4. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IPr8znQ8N_w do you wish to explain?

[21:54:45] Mikoolo It's there in the video.

[21:55:25] Mikoolo .t de en Miau! Ich bin eine katze und ich habe ein verlangen danach. Usb micro typ B gërate. Personenkraftwagen werden auf das laufwerk C heruntergeladen. Was ein schlimmer stau.

[21:57:33] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/3AOpxydgx2c

[22:22:40] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/_HGIUxT6krQ

[22:24:52] Mikoolo Heres for europe, TeKn0Shaman https://youtu.be/dOsKrKchTLY

[22:26:47] Mikoolo Good night Frogorg.

[22:31:55] Mikoolo Is that a sequel to Up, foxy?

[22:32:13] Mikoolo THat plot screams generic af.

[22:32:18] Mikoolo And written by AI.

[22:33:14] Mikoolo Seems like she should have snacked on the pizza while she delivered it instead for on the customer, HelderHeid.

[22:34:59] Mikoolo We got a food delivery app here in sweden. Foodora.

[22:35:05] Mikoolo They were forced to unionise.

[22:37:04] Mikoolo Uber is active but the drivers are forced by law to have a taxi license.

[22:37:10] Mikoolo active in sweden*

[22:39:37] Mikoolo oooo

[22:39:45] Mikoolo Stardew Valley 1.6 is here!

[22:42:22] Mikoolo Here?

[22:42:36] Mikoolo Don't know.

[22:43:16] Mikoolo Foodora is employing people and they even get paid while not delivering anything.

[22:43:42] Mikoolo They have to deliver stuff but they get paid while waiting for a request.

[22:45:18] Mikoolo It's like, a base pay and then they get more when they do deliver something. Forgot what the specific term is now.

[22:45:48] Mikoolo .t sv en provision

[23:08:58] Mikoolo .u ibu

[23:09:19] Mikoolo 2 ?

[23:28:19] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/k1cD9WHGdY8

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