IRC Driven

[09:48:45] Mikoolo .w

[10:13:58] Mikoolo What about the rest of us?

[10:17:45] Mikoolo The rest of us doesn't matter to him, n1 :(

[10:19:46] Mikoolo Number1Stunna, h4.

[10:20:28] Mikoolo Oh then you matter to him I think.

[10:21:10] Mikoolo hfour is a funny name.

[10:21:35] Mikoolo heidghfour

[10:22:56] Mikoolo skulls of bones was deemed a flop 5 years ago tho.

[10:23:04] Mikoolo So shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone by now.

[10:23:09] Mikoolo skulls and bones*

[10:23:49] Mikoolo Even the naval combats in ACIII is better than Skulls and Bones.

[10:24:24] Mikoolo ACIII was the first one with naval combat.

[10:24:31] Mikoolo Black Flag was amazing.

[10:24:38] Mikoolo And optional.

[10:25:04] Mikoolo I thought it was annoying when I played ACIII.

[10:25:15] Mikoolo But ACIV made me love it.

[10:26:53] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://media1.tenor.com/m/1OB0cipNGTUAAAAC/good-day-my-lady.gif

[10:28:15] Mikoolo I should go out and get myself a can of monster.

[10:28:37] Mikoolo Whats your favourite flavour that ain't super sweet or tastes like a dr pepper wannabe?

[10:28:42] Mikoolo Frogorg ^

[10:29:12] Mikoolo The ultra one?

[10:29:20] Mikoolo It's meh imo.

[10:29:29] Mikoolo Aussie Lemonade beats it by a mile.

[10:29:38] Mikoolo Kilometer*

[10:31:18] Mikoolo I like it because it doesn't taste like something weird.

[10:31:34] Mikoolo Are you winning mein herr?

[10:32:03] Mikoolo Oh yeah did we decide for anything for today in topic, h4?

[10:33:11] Mikoolo Oh Napoleon escaped from elba this day, h4.

[10:39:13] Mikoolo Oh yeah I remember now. You wanted this.

[10:39:35] Mikoolo But I want this.

[10:45:12] Mikoolo When does the current duck competition end?

[10:45:37] Mikoolo Who's winning?

[10:45:52] Mikoolo .log

[10:48:58] Mikoolo Skull and Bones is the "We got Black Flag at home." game.

[10:49:41] Mikoolo The swedish port of black flag is a better game than Skull and Bones.

[10:49:45] Mikoolo SWITCH

[10:49:51] Mikoolo Fuck my typos are getting worse lately.

[10:50:53] Mikoolo The switch port of black flag is awesome.

[10:52:07] Mikoolo Not as much as this sort of talk, Number1Stunna.

[10:52:21] Mikoolo Linux is a shitty OS to play video games on!

[10:53:10] Mikoolo I speak from anecdotal second hand experience from seeing other people complain about their obscure distro running worse than someone elses distro.

[10:54:23] Mikoolo Could be worse.

[10:54:38] Mikoolo Apple could have become the leading platform for PC gaming.

[10:55:33] Mikoolo I know.

[10:56:04] Mikoolo remaster not remake.

[10:56:25] Mikoolo The tomb raider remasters ladder textures makes me want to vomit.

[10:56:27] Mikoolo Ah

[10:56:34] Mikoolo WIth the less busty lara.

[10:56:51] Mikoolo The reboot trilogy is awesome.

[10:58:08] Mikoolo Fuck the death scenes scared me at first.

[10:58:18] Mikoolo Then I started to enjoy them instead :s

[10:59:58] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/QWGCRgDnJSY

[11:00:01] Mikoolo Theres 2 more parts.

[11:00:06] Mikoolo Almost equally long

[11:01:36] Mikoolo Thats ok, Frogorg.,

[11:01:48] Mikoolo You are allowed.

[11:05:26] Mikoolo Can you explain the background for that meme, Frogorg?

[11:06:24] Mikoolo I'd also get a weird haircut and beard like that if my parents hated me enough to name me like that.

[11:07:20] Mikoolo I thought the guy with the AR-15 was the husband :s

[11:08:26] Mikoolo Wait?

[11:08:37] Mikoolo He made it leak your messages, h4, Frogorg?

[11:08:56] Mikoolo I am sorry that I havent' provided quality assurance.

[11:09:16] Mikoolo Or forgotten it.

[11:09:59] Mikoolo I woke up around 10:00 and went straight to the crapper.

[11:13:12] Mikoolo I hate him already Frogorg.

[11:13:13] Mikoolo "His company is supposed to be also involved in illegal union busting activities against truckers of Polish logistics companies."

[11:13:49] Mikoolo The haircut explains it then.

[11:20:14] Mikoolo .cc 43 x 3

[11:31:15] Mikoolo Should we sympathy part with frogorg, h4?

[11:33:19] Mikoolo gonna head out bbl

[12:07:54] Mikoolo I did, h4. Just felt unsure so I double checked.

[12:14:42] Mikoolo .t sv ga Herr

[12:14:51] Mikoolo .t sv ge Herr

[12:14:57] Mikoolo .t en ga mister

[12:14:59] Mikoolo Well

[12:15:02] Mikoolo Fu that.

[12:15:22] Mikoolo Hi Mister irishphone.

[12:30:03] Mikoolo Are you losing, monsieur wildting2?

[12:31:48] Mikoolo May I interest you in requesting an addition to the shop store where they will add a puntgun at the 1000xp treshold?

[12:32:33] Mikoolo Where you have a 100% hit chance to hit 10 ducks at once.

[12:32:45] Mikoolo And also a 100% hit chance to hit random bystanders.

[12:32:53] Mikoolo 5 random bystanders.

[12:33:12] Mikoolo And therefore your gun will be confiscated for 5 ducks.

[12:36:36] Mikoolo Good afternoon, Mr. deadly.

[12:37:12] Mikoolo How is your day Sir deadly of the manychests?

[12:38:58] Mikoolo Get one of those wheat bags you put in the microwave.

[12:39:37] Mikoolo I was about to say something rude but I decided that I should be nice to deadly, n1.

[12:40:38] Mikoolo The wheat heat bags are great, deadly.

[12:40:40] Mikoolo And cheap.

[12:41:40] Mikoolo The wheat is only there because they retain heat and get hot fast in the microwave, daed.

[12:41:42] Mikoolo deadly *

[12:42:04] Mikoolo Its not because of some mumbo jumbo new age shit.

[13:17:02] Mikoolo h4 hope you approve of the topic I chose.

[13:18:22] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/wp7Vpd_arkY

[13:24:29] Mikoolo h4 I found a essential mod for bg3! NSFW https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/3474/images/5421/5421-1703642472-118477763.jpeg NSFW

[13:28:23] Mikoolo Anti Gravity Over The Shoulder Boulder Holders, Ice`.

[13:42:56] Mikoolo The mod maker.

[13:43:06] Mikoolo I wasn't being serious tho.

[13:43:16] Mikoolo But the modmaker does have a cursed mod.

[13:44:06] Mikoolo h4 nsfw https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/3474/images/4765/4765-1701511506-394651813.jpeg this is a mod you wish you didn't know it existed.

[13:46:00] Mikoolo No irishphone. Someone said pregnant.

[13:46:06] Mikoolo Ah

[13:46:08] Mikoolo You ment h4.

[13:46:10] Mikoolo Not the pic.

[13:47:39] Mikoolo I put the 2nd bottle of Duvel on my dinner as it's defrosting.

[13:49:08] Mikoolo Si

[13:49:21] Mikoolo And I don't like my beer too cold.

[13:49:40] Mikoolo If a beer only tastes good when it's cold it's a bad beer in my books.

[13:51:39] Mikoolo muslibar and a glass of irnbru

[13:55:14] Mikoolo Never had irn bru

[13:55:43] Mikoolo Which bubble gum?

[13:56:22] Mikoolo Hubba Bubba?

[13:56:40] Mikoolo Sounds meh then.

[13:57:21] Mikoolo akicked

[13:57:31] Mikoolo Reasons

[13:58:09] Mikoolo Too much death threats.

[14:04:23] Mikoolo She emo quit, irishphone.

[14:04:30] Mikoolo We told you this before.

[14:04:59] Mikoolo She'll be back when ComputerTech bans me and h4 from this channel, irishphone.

[14:05:54] Mikoolo Weight Watchers event?

[14:05:59] Mikoolo And you're too skinny to fit in?

[14:06:20] Mikoolo no

[14:09:28] Mikoolo I'm having mum's lasagna for dinner today.

[14:10:03] Mikoolo The creature that goes "Moo!" in electric wire surrounded pastures.

[14:10:53] Mikoolo Yeah, homemade bechamel, irishphone.

[14:11:10] Mikoolo But with a bit of cheese added to it, irishphone.

[14:11:17] Mikoolo And then topped with cheese ofc.

[14:12:05] Mikoolo I made a lasagne years ago with one layer being crispy bacon, irishphone.

[14:13:12] Mikoolo Move to a 1st world country where everything exceeding 40hours / week is paid overtime, esjay.

[14:24:54] Mikoolo You run at 10km/h h4?

[14:25:24] Mikoolo It feels like I walk at 10km in 100 minutes :s

[14:26:29] Mikoolo Tho I am used to walk with loads of weight added to me.

[14:26:37] Mikoolo So I got a quite good walking pace.

[14:27:28] Mikoolo I hate being in a grocery store with someone accompanying me.

[14:27:36] Mikoolo I have to walk in their pace or wait for them to catch up.

[14:28:00] Mikoolo I just plan ahead, h4.

[14:28:11] Mikoolo On the walk to the store I plan what to buy.

[14:28:15] Mikoolo Also before the store.

[14:28:23] Mikoolo before going there*

[14:28:40] Mikoolo Worst thing I forget to buy is always the same thing.

[14:28:42] Mikoolo TOiletpaper.

[14:29:00] Mikoolo Same, but sometimes I forget to check up on how much I have.

[14:29:24] Mikoolo shitpaper :D

[14:29:31] Mikoolo Ah

[14:29:34] Mikoolo baking paper?

[14:29:43] Mikoolo kackpappe

[14:29:47] Mikoolo .t de en kackpappe

[14:30:02] Mikoolo Thought you ment something else when you ment gloves.

[14:30:08] Mikoolo said*

[14:30:18] Mikoolo Rubber gloves?

[14:30:23] Mikoolo Plastic gloves?

[14:30:29] Mikoolo The ones that ain't powdered.

[14:31:03] Mikoolo I always use a nailbrush to clean my hands properly when cooking food like meatballs and such.

[14:31:09] Mikoolo Where I have to use my hands a lot.

[14:31:31] Mikoolo Yeah, kids are dirty.

[14:31:43] Mikoolo That doesn't mean they are bad but they are dirty.

[14:31:59] Mikoolo And plague carriers after being in school/kindergarten/whatnots.

[14:32:30] Mikoolo Nice.

[14:33:24] Mikoolo Whenever sis-in-law tells the kids "GO WASH YOUR HANDS KIDS! IT'S DINNER!" I also go wash my hands. Hard to say no to someone who uses a tone where they accept no backtalk.

[14:33:48] Mikoolo Amen

[14:34:31] Mikoolo I once caused a minor car accident when I walked on Green light for me at a crossing.

[14:34:39] Mikoolo One car rear ended another.

[14:34:50] Mikoolo I did :D

[14:35:04] Mikoolo Not my fault. I had the green man light signal.

[14:35:58] Mikoolo We got the zebra law here in sweden. Where pedestrians got, right of way? if it's a crossing without stop lights. But this law doesn't cover bicyclists.

[14:36:18] Mikoolo So I get off my bike and lead it across at those places.

[14:36:47] Mikoolo I just want the law on my side incase shit happens.

[14:37:36] Mikoolo I also never bike with both ears plugged with earphones. Always leave one ear to listen to traffic.

[14:37:58] Mikoolo And audiobook in the other ear.

[14:41:54] Mikoolo This happened to someone infront of us at the shopping district in my town. They forgot a small cardboard box. Our supervisor honked and flashed the front lights. The other car stopped, he quickly got out, took the package and handed it to the driver.

[14:42:06] Mikoolo On the car roof.

[14:42:59] Mikoolo He didn't want the other driver to get out coz we were all wearing high visibility clothing and such so we'd be a bit safer in traffic than the driver of the other car.

[14:44:35] Mikoolo Get your leg amputated from the knee down and replace it with a wheel, irishphone.

[14:44:39] Mikoolo And learn to balance on it.

[14:44:49] Mikoolo And use the other leg to propell yourself forward.

[14:45:44] Mikoolo Are those the bendy spring legs, irishphone? That looks like you got a reverse knee joint?

[14:53:31] Mikoolo Thats funny! Fucking hungry! lol! Imagine of people ate fucking instead lol! ha-ha! (ahsoka substitute comment)

[14:54:03] Mikoolo Be my guest.

[14:54:17] Mikoolo No

[14:54:22] Mikoolo Just wanted to annoy h4.

[14:55:42] Mikoolo Nah, I ain't gonna push my luck too much, ski.

[14:56:26] Mikoolo Theres idriven81, irishphone.

[14:56:34] Mikoolo It's only unique feature is the joke command.

[14:57:35] Mikoolo The bot?

[14:58:13] Mikoolo It's a lazy joke bot that sometimes repeats the same joke too often, irishphone. The creator never bothered adding a "timer" to prevent the same joke to appear twice.

[14:58:16] Mikoolo in a row

[14:59:03] Mikoolo Numbering the jokes, h4. Add something like "Do not send X if X was sent the last YY minutes."

[15:00:17] Mikoolo Look at this, irishphone.

[15:00:26] Mikoolo Ski, din mamma är väldigt sexig. Är hon singel?

[15:01:01] Mikoolo Jag suktar efter din mors välfylda barm, ski.

[15:01:36] Mikoolo .t sv en Jag suktar efter din mors välfylda barm

[15:02:19] Mikoolo irishphone, didn't notice that you replied to me in english without translating my swedish.

[15:02:26] Mikoolo Ski ^

[15:03:46] Mikoolo Is that how she met your father, ski?

[15:05:18] Mikoolo irishphone, is your mother indian? As in tikka masala indian not tipi indian.

[15:07:06] Mikoolo My grandma was a strong woman, both physically and mentally.

[15:07:25] Mikoolo She used to take me and my two brothers to the outdoor sauna in a wheelbarrow in her 60's.

[15:07:49] Mikoolo .cc 6 stone to kg

[15:08:16] Mikoolo Sounds like she was permanently malnourished from the potato famine, irishphone.

[15:09:26] Mikoolo I used to have verbal fights with my grandma about whom of us should shovel snow in the morning whenever I visited them when I got older.

[15:09:42] Mikoolo She liked to be on an about with household chores.

[15:11:02] Mikoolo Wanna see my grandma irishphone?

[15:31:07] Mikoolo So no cheese, eggs or milk, irishphone?

[15:36:39] Mikoolo Gens are annoying.

[15:38:59] Mikoolo People that uses terms like boomer, gen-z, and all that are cringe imo.

[15:39:24] Mikoolo german stupid is american smart, wof.

[15:39:45] Mikoolo German smart is considered american genius level.

[15:40:23] Mikoolo Most were imported from other countries, h4.

[15:41:31] Mikoolo They are too far generationally disconnected from europe that they ain't european anymore, h4.

[15:41:54] Mikoolo Bye h4

[15:42:07] Mikoolo Fuck

[15:42:13] Mikoolo I forgot about that thing.

[15:42:21] Mikoolo indeed

[15:42:24] Mikoolo I forgot about excempt.

[15:42:50] Mikoolo Germans love their gaseous states.

[15:43:09] Mikoolo Oh missclick

[15:53:48] Mikoolo Big bro is a trucker, irishphone. And lilbro and our dad.

[15:53:54] Mikoolo He makes something like

[15:54:03] Mikoolo .cc 36000 sek to gbp

[15:54:06] Mikoolo Before tax.

[15:54:12] Mikoolo 2

[15:54:20] Mikoolo He also gets another

[15:54:26] Mikoolo .cc 2500 sek to gbp

[15:54:34] Mikoolo As lunch expenses by the company.

[15:56:14] Mikoolo She looks 45ish.

[15:56:34] Mikoolo Those fingers look older.

[15:56:36] Mikoolo 50ish

[15:58:15] Mikoolo Big bro's wife got a sweet job tho.

[15:58:21] Mikoolo .cc 42000 sek to gbp

[15:58:33] Mikoolo And she can work from home like half the week.

[15:59:36] Mikoolo She's been offered jobs with better pay from other companies but she prefers her current employer. Stable and she gets more benefits from it than the headhunting firm wants to offer her.

[16:02:44] Mikoolo Worst thing to be on the swedish job market is one thats always chase after better pay. In some fields rumours about you being such a person spreads really quickly and you might get a hard time to get a job you'd really want.

[16:06:40] Mikoolo Lilbro had a habit of switching job as soon as somone offered him more pay. Think he switched employer like 3 times in one year at one point.

[16:06:59] Mikoolo Our dad told him what I wrote up there. That he shouldn't switch job for such a reason all the time.

[16:07:48] Mikoolo Tho lilbro also tends to shit where he eats, so to say. Date women at his workplace.

[16:09:16] Mikoolo I have not yet seen proof of this wife, Sander. Please provide me a picture of you wearing her underwear to confirm that she exists.

[16:13:20] Mikoolo Don't spoil my fun, grungebarbie.

[16:20:38] Mikoolo grungebarbie foiled my plan :(

[16:22:26] Mikoolo The tv show ruined Velma.

[16:26:27] Mikoolo The lasagne, irishphone?

[16:31:12] Mikoolo The wrist watch will be wrong by 30 mintes after one month.

[16:31:26] Mikoolo It varies between each month. 30 mintes behind and 30 minutes ahead.

[16:31:31] Mikoolo minutes*

[16:52:16] Mikoolo irishphone https://youtu.be/8EPEkk6qWkg

[16:56:39] Mikoolo He's trying to get the votes from the southern states by telling them he's one of them, irishphone.

[16:58:52] Mikoolo Less than in your foreskin skinlotion.

[17:00:01] Mikoolo Your customers likes that smooth skin of yours tho.

[17:00:37] Mikoolo Oh you're black, irishphone.

[17:00:40] Mikoolo Didn't know this.

[17:01:25] Mikoolo What foxy?

[17:01:33] Mikoolo Oh that.

[17:01:39] Mikoolo Saw it from another source.

[17:01:54] Mikoolo I feel sorry for the father.

[17:04:06] Mikoolo I also feel sorry about the kid.

[17:05:00] Mikoolo gq / cythraul is the person you see conservatives/republicans use in their anti lgbq propaganda, irishphone.

[17:05:15] Mikoolo Extremely mentally unstable and deranged.

[17:05:20] Mikoolo Mouth frotting lunatic.

[17:07:59] Mikoolo Now I for some reason got reminded of the skinwalker in supernatural that pretended to be a dog and protected a family, kot.

[17:15:49] Mikoolo Good, I didn't spoil anything then coz Lucky appears in season 6, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[17:16:33] Mikoolo Only if the customer requests that he shows up in a dress, foxy.

[17:17:29] Mikoolo His Carnie bearded ladie roleplay package is however not as popular as irishphone wished it was, foxy.

[17:18:07] Mikoolo She'd join in and tease you with me, irishphone?

[17:18:13] Mikoolo irishphone's pimp.

[17:19:05] Mikoolo I was about to ask something similar since he had to specify what state she is from.

[17:19:24] Mikoolo wb pankakes

[17:19:51] Mikoolo I know who the dad is now, foxy.

[17:20:37] Mikoolo Theres a possibility of it being so.

[17:21:12] Mikoolo Babies are born without hair, deadly doesn't have much on his head.

[17:21:17] Mikoolo Theres aresemblance right there.

[17:21:28] Mikoolo Or /msg hostserv

[17:21:33] Mikoolo If your client doesn't support /hs

[17:22:01] Mikoolo Full moon?

[17:23:30] Mikoolo See, deadly is doing dad jokes, foxy.

[17:23:41] Mikoolo We should investigate to see when he started doing them.

[17:28:37] Mikoolo Can't be related to deadly then. He's just a farter.

[17:29:08] Mikoolo Could probably be a ex, current or future gf then, foxy.

[17:30:16] Mikoolo Admitted infront of multiple people, not self coined.

[17:31:08] Mikoolo You're making it sound too honourable while I'm trying to make it sound like a weird fetish revelation for shaming purposes, grungebarbie.

[17:34:39] Mikoolo The ban was there way before she kicked you,deadly.

[17:35:03] Mikoolo You should have done /msg chanserv checkban #computertech

[17:35:12] Mikoolo If I may step in, foxy.

[17:35:21] Mikoolo You could have just done this.

[17:35:33] Mikoolo There grungebarbie, you may get revenge now.

[17:36:12] Mikoolo It's ok deadly, grungebarbie was gracious enough to chose not to kick you.

[17:36:44] Mikoolo She had a ample 11 seconds long window and she decided it wasn't worth it, deadly.

[17:37:43] Mikoolo I see deadly is starting fights with other people now :(

[17:38:07] Mikoolo Thats nice for her.

[17:38:55] Mikoolo Can't let the nutrients go wasted.

[17:40:22] Mikoolo She got a darker voice for sure, irishphone.

[17:41:11] Mikoolo My mum had the rona.

[17:41:34] Mikoolo She got fever, cold symptoms and lost her sense of smell and taste for like 2 weeks.

[17:42:02] Mikoolo pankakes want a tip?

[17:42:35] Mikoolo Eat the worst irish food you hate while you can't taste or smell it, pankakes. Send a video of it to your siblings "I CHALLENGE YOU TO EAT THE WORST FOOD YOU KNOW NOW!"

[17:43:26] Mikoolo Try to see the bright side of having the rona with other words. Make other people suffer so they won't appear weak.

[17:46:11] Mikoolo I sent ya a message, pankakes.

[17:46:15] Mikoolo In the same disco cord.

[17:46:40] Mikoolo He learned from me, foxy.

[17:47:27] Mikoolo Dream of eating disgusting foods that made you vomit in the past coz you've gained immunity to them now, pankakes.

[17:48:46] Mikoolo Got half of this bottle of Duvel now.

[17:48:52] Mikoolo To drink.

[17:49:30] Mikoolo Here foxy https://youtu.be/1lsn2tT5yTc

[17:49:40] Mikoolo It's in english.

[17:55:13] Mikoolo .log

[18:11:11] Mikoolo wait Frogorg

[18:11:19] Mikoolo test

[18:11:22] Mikoolo do test Frogorg

[18:11:31] Mikoolo lol

[18:11:43] Mikoolo Channel has been liberated!

[18:12:01] Mikoolo Prise be foxy!

[18:12:06] Mikoolo praise*

[18:41:10] Mikoolo Voice chat got buggy, everyone started to sound as if they were talking in techno.

[18:49:35] Mikoolo I approve of that reaction, Peorth.

[18:49:51] Mikoolo It's like only dragon that wants it.

[18:50:04] Mikoolo Because he refuses to join rizon.

[18:50:16] Mikoolo And ComputerTech is too addicted to be a goody two shoes to say no.

[18:58:19] Mikoolo It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But, I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

[19:08:42] Mikoolo Ice` https://youtu.be/NH-rSEcQnQg

[19:14:44] Mikoolo Do you wish to voice chat with us on discord Frogorg?

[19:15:14] Mikoolo Frogorg, you can have a worse accent that Ice`, he's really thick. Like tar thick french.

[19:19:01] Mikoolo Can we have a vote regarding removing the stereotypically manly man license from irishphone's possession?

[19:34:21] Mikoolo Break up with her.

[19:36:03] Mikoolo Some emo band from what I gather from the conversation, foxy.

[20:00:43] Mikoolo Pepsi is shite now, HelderHeid.

[20:00:47] Mikoolo So you're better off with this.

[20:01:12] Mikoolo Don't know there but here in sweden pepsi is now mixed with regular sugar and sweetener.

[20:39:16] Mikoolo I know h4.

[20:39:36] Mikoolo grungebarbie my nephew and niece loves stardew valley in co-op.

[20:42:20] Mikoolo They want me to be with them when they play it so I can tell them what to do. So I told them "I take on the role as the Farmer and you get to be farmhands and do as I tell you while I drink coffee and you two work."

[20:45:30] Mikoolo The game does sadly not have a swedish localization.

[20:45:54] Mikoolo The game has one dark thing tho.

[20:46:13] Mikoolo You can turn kids you get tired of into doves and wham you have no kids to feed anymore!

[20:46:54] Mikoolo Ah forgot her name but she's blonde.

[20:47:13] Mikoolo Did you ever progress far enough that you build her mum a real house?

[20:47:43] Mikoolo Did you go to the desert?

[20:49:39] Mikoolo And the tropical island h4?

[20:50:29] Mikoolo Theres a derelict boat in the fishing shop at the beach that you can repair and go to a tropical island with, h4.

[20:51:35] Mikoolo God damn it the 1.6 patch notes is loooooooooooooooooooooooong

[20:52:42] Mikoolo FUCK this is a great quality of life change when playing with a gamepad h4

[20:52:43] Mikoolo You can now “strafe” while charging a watering can or hoe, allowing you to reposition your tool hit area without changing your facing direction.

[20:59:19] Mikoolo Wof needs to get working eyes.

[20:59:42] Mikoolo It's a qol change for Stardew Valley in 1.6, wof.

[20:59:56] Mikoolo You can only knock one of my eyes straight, wof. The other one is quite queer forever.

[21:00:37] Mikoolo wof should get back on the cigar box he arrived in the US with, h4.

[21:01:19] Mikoolo They probably didn't have enough street barkers.

[21:01:41] Mikoolo .u street barker

[21:02:10] Mikoolo He likes the weather, the hurricanes reminds him of home, h4.

[21:02:20] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:02:49] Mikoolo Should we remove him from the premises, h4?

[21:04:24] Mikoolo Don't get too close to new jersey tho, wof. It has a strong gravitational pull.

[21:05:38] Mikoolo Sanders is more like Coke Light when it comes to socialism. But the best recent presidental candidate in the US elections.

[21:09:20] Mikoolo h4 I have gained a alcohol substance abuse :(

[21:09:28] Mikoolo I have been sipping on this beer for 2 hours now.

[21:10:19] Mikoolo I've had 2 these past 5 hours, h4.

[21:11:10] Mikoolo Theres worse people in northern germany, wof.

[21:11:13] Mikoolo Theres danish people there.

[21:11:18] Mikoolo They are worse than nazis.

[21:11:28] Mikoolo And to be honest. Most nazis are dead in germany.

[21:11:43] Mikoolo And the few ones left are like 90+ years old.

[21:12:16] Mikoolo I don't think theres any nazi in poland.

[21:12:36] Mikoolo Or is this just a case of people not differentiating between nazis and neo nazis?

[21:13:10] Mikoolo neo nazis are like a karikature.

[21:14:06] Mikoolo They all died from old age, irishphone.

[21:14:20] Mikoolo ComputerTech, fix your bot.

[21:14:26] Mikoolo It's leaking h4 and Frogorg.

[21:15:13] Mikoolo Fix your bot first, ComputerTech.

[21:15:18] Mikoolo It's leaking h4 and Frogorg, ComputerTech.

[21:16:09] Mikoolo Frogorg and h4 seems like we have to leave the channel in protest against ComputerTech for favourizing phish over you two.

[21:16:38] Mikoolo ComputerTech theres one solution tho.

[21:16:52] Mikoolo Tell dragon to get his fat ass to this side, ComputerTech.

[21:17:02] Mikoolo Then there wouldn't be a need for the relay bot.

[21:17:26] Mikoolo ComputerTech just needs to start learning how to multichannel, h4.

[21:17:29] Mikoolo It's a skill issue.

[21:18:11] Mikoolo Also h4.

[21:18:26] Mikoolo If you ain't ignored by the relay bot you'll get highlighted in the other channel whenever you're writing in here.

[21:18:53] Mikoolo herr Frogorg are you here?

[21:20:06] Mikoolo Salvaje do you also want to be on the ignore list?

[21:20:16] Mikoolo See ComputerTech.

[21:20:37] Mikoolo Salvaje shall we emo part the channel until ComputerTech gives in?

[21:21:13] Mikoolo You know, Salvaje. He didn't restart the bot and add you to it.

[21:21:33] Mikoolo ComputerTech you want this channel to grow bigger right?

[21:22:07] Mikoolo Then you should punish the snowflakes who refuses to join this channel by giving them a "nerfed" relay experience to entice them to come here for the full #computertech experience, ComputerTech.

[21:22:47] Mikoolo Theres other networks on the bot.

[21:22:54] Mikoolo Like swift.

[21:23:12] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:23:20] Mikoolo Don't really understand why even relay to a dead channel.

[21:23:47] Mikoolo If it wasn't just to pander to his boyfriend.

[21:24:11] Mikoolo None of the relays he has had allows for cross relay kicking spammers, kot.

[21:24:53] Mikoolo So this is all just a skill issue on ComputerTech's side where he can't multichannel chat.

[21:25:07] Mikoolo Indeed, foxy.

[21:25:35] Mikoolo Imagine being a ircop on rizon and allow people banned from this channel or from the entire network to evade it with the help of a ircop.

[21:26:18] Mikoolo Imo, on technet it's just "ban everyone" that joins coz no one would actually join that network.

[21:27:15] Mikoolo h4: s/trolls/new fans

[21:30:47] Mikoolo I knew it. ComputerTech is a masochist.

[21:35:55] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech spam

[21:36:27] Mikoolo Thank you foxy.

[21:36:47] Mikoolo I finally understand why ComputerTech wants the relay bot, h4.

[21:36:57] Mikoolo It's so he can get even harder from spamming 3 channels at once.

[21:37:09] Mikoolo It's a erectile dysfunction thing.

[21:37:34] Mikoolo Kuro-chan! ComputerTech requests your salivating mouth!

[21:43:13] Mikoolo Here h4

[21:43:16] Mikoolo .quote add [22:37:09] <&Mikoolo> It's a erectile dysfunction thing. <&h4> quick get Kuro-chan to suck him off <&h4> put a smile back on that face <~ComputerTech> lol <&Mikoolo> Kuro-chan! ComputerTech requests your salivating mouth! * &Kuro-chan rolls over to ComputerTech * ~ComputerTech pets Kuro-chan

[21:44:40] Mikoolo Nah

[21:44:46] Mikoolo He's been bullied enough this week, h4.

[21:45:42] Mikoolo It's grouped to irish666, foxy.

[21:46:34] Mikoolo You might have typoed his nick tho foxy

[21:46:35] Mikoolo "[22:46:22] -MemoServ- Memo sent to irishphone."

[21:51:34] Mikoolo The last true irish people died during the period of 1845 to 1852, kot.

[21:52:14] Mikoolo They then repopulated the island with retarded scottish people that grew up as methanol detectors at the whisky distilleries.

[21:52:34] Mikoolo They had to find a use for those people after all.

[21:53:49] Mikoolo Funny that you say that, kot. Thats, according to legend, what the last irish person said as the church recorded his last words on his death bed.

[21:54:37] Mikoolo "Shoulda ha'e swich' ovah to em beans!"

[22:07:00] Mikoolo Hope you wake up with a sore anus tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[22:10:21] Mikoolo They ain't!

[22:10:33] Mikoolo Påskmust isn't fresh. It's old Julmust stock has has matured.

[22:10:47] Mikoolo So she was right!

[22:15:55] Mikoolo So, you're New Jersey, nj?

[22:17:42] Mikoolo Then it wasn't you he ment, nj.

[22:18:39] Mikoolo I helped!

[22:19:16] Mikoolo I see ComputerTech is back to fucking up the access list.

[22:20:01] Mikoolo You know, ComputerTech. It's unfair to someone like duckscarf that nj gets op before him.

[22:20:14] Mikoolo duckscarf has seniority on the waiting list.

[22:20:40] Mikoolo h for hush?

[22:21:28] Mikoolo .chanstats

[22:21:56] Mikoolo heil

[22:22:09] Mikoolo Hale Berry is a hot black chick.

[22:22:22] Mikoolo hail is what comes down from the sky

[22:22:28] Mikoolo Or out from the muzzle of a shotgun.

[22:23:00] Mikoolo I assume it by never seeing nj before today and the nick was registered at the end of december, foxy.

[22:23:39] Mikoolo No idea.

[22:24:37] Mikoolo Ah that explains why it's ghostnode.

[22:25:37] Mikoolo No idea

[22:26:05] Mikoolo @seen the.numbers.mean.nothing

[22:26:24] Mikoolo Looks like a schizo.

[22:27:31] Mikoolo You're fully booked for the weekend, irishphone?

[22:28:42] Mikoolo A irish person owning a gun. That has always ended up well for british people.

[22:29:24] Mikoolo irishphone tbh you could carry guns before that tho.

[22:29:39] Mikoolo Since black powder revolvers ain't "firearms" according to the law.

[22:30:04] Mikoolo Or whatever the technical term is.

[22:33:32] Mikoolo Did you ever fix the samsung knox issue on your workphone, Kanabit?

[22:34:30] Mikoolo Are you still working for walmart?

[22:46:34] Mikoolo Just use linux is you don't want microsoft to know what you're doing, Kanabit.

[22:46:38] Mikoolo if*

[22:51:24] Mikoolo Does worms count as vegan, irishphone?

[22:52:25] Mikoolo Sure

[22:52:54] Mikoolo Tehre

[22:52:56] Mikoolo You just said it.

[22:52:58] Mikoolo Gj irishphone.

[22:54:18] Mikoolo video guides are indeed gay, wof.

[22:54:24] Mikoolo And shit.

[22:54:57] Mikoolo You can't ctrl+f a video guide to search specific areas to copy/paste.

[22:55:52] Mikoolo Frogorg lets see if the relay stopped relaying you, hold on while I connect to the other end.

[22:56:31] Mikoolo test Frogorg

[22:56:46] Mikoolo it did not relay you

[22:57:14] Mikoolo That has been covered 10000 times already on youtube Valware.

[22:58:01] Mikoolo If you're going to make a good big popular youtube channel you should find a niché that hasn't been covered yet. Or make your videos unique, Valware.

[22:58:03] Mikoolo Not generic af.

[22:58:45] Mikoolo It's a niché that works better in text form.

[23:01:52] Mikoolo Why not drink whisky until you fall asleep instead?

[23:02:03] Mikoolo Or just learn how to sleep without melatonin.

[23:02:37] Mikoolo Ah sorry irishphone. Forgot you have customers to think about.

[23:03:34] Mikoolo It's a niche thats better covered in text format if it recruites typing stuff.

[23:03:55] Mikoolo Making a video of it just screams "RETARD" when it comes to things like this.

[23:04:26] Mikoolo You don't want to go through a entire fucking video to find one thing. You want to be able to search for it in the text if you missed one step.

[23:04:39] Mikoolo Text is 100000000000000000000000 times more convenient than a video for stuff like this.

[23:04:59] Mikoolo You're just doing a lot of work for nothing.

[23:05:03] Mikoolo But you do you I guess.

[23:06:53] Mikoolo Make a text document for it instead. And make it available for anyone thats interested about it on a forum for unrealirc or on reddit.

[23:07:10] Mikoolo It's much much MUCH more convenient if someone is going to install and use it than watching a video about how to do it.

[23:10:15] Mikoolo I found your channel Valware

[23:10:15] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Plu3fpbhhrk

[23:11:35] Mikoolo See. Text works.

[23:11:50] Mikoolo Videos are just annoying af to watch to find one specific thing to fix one error.

[23:12:06] Mikoolo Googling is even faster than watching a video tutorial.

[23:13:28] Mikoolo Anyway it's your own time you're wasting and not mine, Valware.

[23:18:03] Mikoolo I think you should make your own channel and invite likeminded people to it and discuss it there, Valware.

[23:23:16] Mikoolo You're getting scammed if you pay 509usd/month for rizon gold irishphone. It's actually 9.99$ / month.

[23:24:51] Mikoolo irishphone now that you've listened to Valware's unrealircd obssession he's honourarily forced to listen to your foreskin skinlotion obssession.

[23:25:36] Mikoolo And now it's bedtime for me.

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