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[06:34:39] h4 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: did you call yourself up there?

[06:34:43] h4 what?

[06:35:22] h4 unbelievable

[06:35:32] h4 $tell ComputerTech your "ignore" on ii is fucked

[08:03:51] h4 grungebarbie: camembert

[08:04:02] h4 the fungus creating it is dying

[08:04:04] h4 !bang

[08:04:09] h4 nearly extinct

[08:04:11] h4 rip camembert

[10:19:23] h4 matte to who?

[10:19:58] h4 that son of a bitch

[10:20:12] h4 I consider myself a friend of Number1Stunna

[10:20:48] h4 I think so too

[10:20:53] h4 he promised me to name his firstborn after me

[10:21:18] h4 agefour

[10:21:26] h4 greatest at age four

[10:21:45] h4 havier

[10:22:34] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6n6Re_O34g

[10:22:40] h4 I love his reviews if the games are utter crap

[10:22:42] h4 :D

[10:23:58] h4 IIII?

[10:24:00] h4 :D

[10:24:10] h4 no

[10:24:13] h4 those are three

[10:24:22] h4 Black Flag was great

[10:24:28] h4 yes

[10:24:33] h4 but a very small portion of it

[10:24:40] h4 and I think optional t

[10:24:42] h4 ye

[10:25:09] h4 I even liked the raiding in AC Valhalla

[10:25:16] h4 but that was pretty much everything I liked about that game lol

[10:25:24] h4 yes Black Flag was the shit

[10:25:41] h4 Herr freewifi

[10:25:43] h4 shit

[10:25:46] h4 Herr Frogorg

[10:25:54] h4 :D

[10:25:57] h4 I see what you did there

[10:26:09] h4 Herr Mintle

[10:31:11] h4 !bang

[10:31:13] h4 !bang

[10:31:18] h4 !shop 10

[10:31:20] h4 !reload

[10:31:22] h4 !bang

[10:31:24] h4 !reload

[10:31:26] h4 !bang

[10:31:28] h4 !bang

[10:44:32] h4 !bang

[10:44:36] h4 fuck you weedoe

[10:45:26] h4 no idea

[10:45:28] h4 !topduck

[10:45:40] h4 but someone's gonna get a blowjob

[10:45:45] h4 if he keeps going

[10:45:59] h4 shoot it DasBrain

[10:46:01] h4 there is still a duck

[10:46:10] h4 I just shot some sucker

[10:46:12] h4 :D

[10:46:21] h4 wow AAAA games look great though

[10:49:20] h4 they could have re-released black flag and it would have been a better game

[10:51:01] h4 I don't like the switch at all

[10:52:02] h4 the switch sucks

[10:52:13] h4 fucking 1080p when connected to a tv

[10:52:19] h4 fucking expensive games

[10:52:34] h4 but unlike you I speak of experience

[10:52:36] h4 because I have a switch

[10:52:41] h4 you just talk out of your ass :D

[10:52:43] h4 also

[10:52:50] h4 Steamdeck would beg to differ

[10:52:59] h4 D:

[10:53:02] h4 oh no he didn't!

[10:53:15] h4 the company behind it

[10:53:31] h4 sounds like a them problem with their "obscure distro"

[10:53:34] h4 but we get to talking out of ass

[10:53:38] h4 because I don't game on linux

[10:53:49] h4 I don't want that proprietary stuff on my linux machine

[10:54:16] h4 I just use a not activated windows that never gets to see the internet

[10:55:24] h4 some games get released on mac too

[10:55:27] h4 same as linux

[10:55:35] h4 the tomb raider remakes for example run great on linux

[10:55:46] h4 without any layer of emulating windows crap

[10:56:22] h4 I'm talking about the reboot

[10:56:35] h4 I'm not gonna play remasters

[10:56:38] h4 those are cryp

[10:56:41] h4 *crap

[10:56:51] h4 the better lara

[10:56:55] h4 it is

[10:57:16] h4 poor lara has a lot of ways to die

[10:57:26] h4 but I find that Lara much nicer than the original one

[10:58:33] h4 you what?

[11:07:29] h4 wtf is that?

[11:08:06] h4 yo Frogorg remember when you told me ComputerTech at least tries?

[11:08:14] h4 only Mikoolo is ignored by the relay now ...

[11:08:36] h4 me and Frogorg are getting relayed again

[11:08:41] h4 he did

[11:08:52] h4 11:06 <ii> [R] <Frogorg> and has his own sort of "army" of "bodyguards", one of which is the dude on the left

[11:08:54] h4 11:06 <ii> [R] <Frogorg> they're celebrating his son's birthday

[11:08:56] h4 11:07 <ii> [R] <h4> wtf is that?

[11:09:08] h4 I told you this morning

[11:09:11] h4 you must have missed it

[11:09:26] h4 I don't think you ever acknowledged it

[11:11:17] h4 !bang

[11:13:39] h4 probably their polish trump

[11:41:35] h4 well

[11:41:40] h4 since I'm getting relayed too

[11:42:05] h4 you could not have calculated that in your head Mikoolo ?

[13:04:16] h4 so

[13:08:15] h4 oh the topic has changed

[13:08:19] h4 nice

[13:08:23] h4 you took world sparrow day :)

[13:08:43] h4 so Peorth <3

[13:08:54] h4 ComputerTech thought you'd have a problem with yesterdays topic

[13:09:07] h4 about the anniversary of the illegal attack on iraq

[13:13:22] h4 lets face it

[13:13:25] h4 you're the owner here

[13:13:36] h4 he's just entertainment

[13:14:58] h4 you shuld

[13:15:00] h4 *should

[13:15:18] h4 well we got deadly in here too

[13:15:26] h4 he can be entertaining at times

[13:18:06] h4 I can

[13:18:08] h4 it is a nice topic

[13:18:14] h4 everybody loves sparrows after all

[13:42:38] h4 why?

[13:42:45] h4 who even thinks that's attractive?

[13:43:06] h4 what is he? 12?

[13:43:21] h4 also why is the ass fat in one pic?

[13:43:33] h4 I figured you weren't

[13:43:36] h4 that just looks ridiculous

[14:22:47] h4 wait a minute

[14:22:51] h4 i sense some fatso

[14:22:52] h4 irishphone!

[14:22:56] h4 btw I ran today

[14:23:11] h4 only slightly above 3km, knee hurt a tiny bit but I certainly didn't want to push it

[14:23:29] h4 but 10.4km/h on avg

[14:23:33] h4 so that's nice

[14:23:50] h4 nice

[14:23:52] h4 lifting pints?

[14:24:03] h4 !bang

[14:24:05] h4 oh wow

[14:24:10] h4 cardio too

[14:24:14] h4 you

[14:24:16] h4 DA

[14:24:18] h4 MAN!

[14:24:34] h4 irc_standardnick: that word was dangerously close to the name of someone unwanted in here

[14:24:52] h4 i'm having a dinner with workmates later

[14:25:01] h4 yes Mikoolo

[14:25:28] h4 well 10.4

[14:25:32] h4 :D

[14:25:46] h4 so that's 10/(60*100) for you?

[14:25:55] h4 it is

[14:26:02] h4 but also the scars of this channel

[14:26:16] h4 I sometimes cry myself to sleep over #computertech

[14:26:51] h4 Mikoolo: aha, a fellow on-foot shopper

[14:26:53] h4 :D

[14:27:02] h4 when I buy a lot of groceries I choose to walk too

[14:27:04] h4 !bang

[14:27:25] h4 I can carry a backpack and two bags of groceries then

[14:27:31] h4 it's <2km

[14:27:39] h4 really?

[14:27:43] h4 I enjoy having someone with me

[14:27:46] h4 I'm less on edge

[14:27:52] h4 don't feel like fleeing the store quickly

[14:28:04] h4 I don't

[14:28:09] h4 I go there, forget half of what I need

[14:28:12] h4 notice when I'm outside

[14:28:18] h4 and ride/walk to the next store to buy the rest :D

[14:28:29] h4 then at home I remember what I forgot in both stores

[14:28:48] h4 I got loads of that

[14:29:02] h4 usually always take one pack with me

[14:29:11] h4 my kackpappe is running low too

[14:29:23] h4 also I need those gloves for making dough

[14:29:28] h4 lol

[14:29:37] h4 no

[14:29:39] h4 gloves :D

[14:29:41] h4 uhm

[14:29:43] h4 what's the material?

[14:29:47] h4 no

[14:29:50] h4 kackpappe is toilet paper

[14:29:52] h4 :D

[14:30:06] h4 no

[14:30:12] h4 this rubbery stuff

[14:30:20] h4 can't even think of the german name

[14:30:23] h4 yeah sort of

[14:30:29] h4 the ones you can use to prepare food and stuff

[14:30:39] h4 it totally beats having the dough suck the dirt from under my fingernails you know :D

[14:31:03] h4 or having hair from my hands ending up in the dough

[14:31:12] h4 still looking for very small gloves so my niece can actually help me make dough

[14:31:24] h4 she always wants to but I don't want the dirt under her fingernails in my dough either

[14:31:39] h4 but you don't shave your hands before preparing food

[14:32:24] h4 Mikoolo: she washes hands properly when she gets here

[14:32:30] h4 I established that with her early on

[14:32:32] h4 sometimes she reminds me

[14:32:43] h4 "Uncle h4 you did NOT wash your hands"

[14:32:47] h4 oh shit, right :D

[14:33:26] h4 she also tells me people who ride bicycle without a helmet are stupid

[14:33:40] h4 and people who ignore redlights are idiots

[14:33:50] h4 Mikoolo: lol

[14:34:19] h4 well gotta apply kackpappe

[14:34:24] h4 and take a shower in a bit

[14:34:36] h4 going out to eat and smelling like old sweat probably isn't the best idea

[14:34:45] h4 and you grinned? :D

[14:35:13] h4 as a cyclist i get to see a lot of people forgetting about stuff outside their car

[14:35:19] h4 so naturally I think for those people as well

[14:35:21] h4 in my own interest

[14:35:33] h4 and when they spot me at the last second I look at them very disapproving

[14:35:37] h4 sometimes shaking my head in disappointment

[14:35:40] h4 :D

[14:35:58] h4 brb

[14:36:00] h4 poop

[14:36:08] h4 Mikoolo: same here

[14:36:14] h4 except kids

[14:36:27] h4 shit

[14:36:31] h4 are you sure you'Re not german?

[14:36:36] h4 that sounds like something a german would do

[14:36:40] h4 well I wouldn't

[14:45:06] h4 irishphone: it is?

[14:45:16] h4 I don't get exhausted by it

[14:45:27] h4 guess all that cycling was a good thing

[14:51:30] h4 irishphone: Z2?

[14:52:11] h4 i have actually no clue about my heartrate :/

[14:52:16] h4 while running that is

[14:52:23] h4 while chilling it's somewhere between 50-70

[14:52:41] h4 damn I'm fucking hungry :x

[14:52:48] h4 almost two hours :/

[14:53:26] h4 biking is great

[14:53:35] h4 does not bother my knee at all

[14:53:48] h4 Mikoolo: ffs

[14:53:50] h4 :D

[14:53:52] h4 I want to punch you

[14:56:17] h4 Ahsolo or Misohka?

[14:56:34] h4 but idriven81 has some funny jokes

[14:56:59] h4 Mikoolo: that kinda sounds like her

[14:58:31] h4 Mikoolo: I mean think how he would track that

[14:58:38] h4 he'd have to add a count maybe

[14:58:50] h4 your mom is euro

[14:58:52] h4 :|

[14:58:55] h4 sorry

[14:59:00] h4 with the lack of idiots here now

[14:59:04] h4 I kinda feel the urge sometimes

[14:59:14] h4 still needs to track them

[14:59:19] h4 and it likely won't happen in the same loop

[14:59:37] h4 so in computertech-style just a huge ass textfile lol

[14:59:39] h4 not even gzipped

[15:00:03] h4 ski: that would work

[15:00:13] h4 and then just check if amount of time has elapsed

[15:00:16] h4 but if you abuse the bot

[15:00:25] h4 will you be able to make it pop out no jokes at all? :D

[15:00:36] h4 no she got a man

[15:02:30] h4 pushups done

[15:02:42] h4 $tell ComputerTech 150 mixed pseudo planches and normal ones

[15:02:44] h4 $tell 3km running

[15:02:47] h4 lol

[15:02:49] h4 fail

[15:02:51] h4 $tell ComputerTech 3km running

[15:02:54] h4 $tell ComputerTech fuck

[15:02:56] h4 $tell ComputerTech you

[15:30:41] h4 good for you

[15:32:00] h4 let me get my ahsoka on then

[15:32:06] h4 irishphone: s/pea/pee/

[15:32:11] h4 haaha, haha, y u so funny?

[15:32:13] h4 !bang

[15:33:33] h4 irishphone: i'm not ready to talk bad about todays youth

[15:33:35] h4 I'm still 34

[15:35:20] h4 foxy: I am?

[15:35:25] h4 I was born 89

[15:35:53] h4 ski: ofc there are

[15:35:57] h4 those are leviathans

[15:36:01] h4 we ain't shit compared to nature

[15:36:11] h4 wait

[15:36:15] h4 can we be generation why?

[15:36:23] h4 Gen alpha? oh lol

[15:36:29] h4 who came up with that shitty name?

[15:36:37] h4 eww

[15:36:39] h4 ewwws

[15:36:47] h4 lol

[15:37:09] h4 also the time span seems utterly arbitrary

[15:37:18] h4 silent gen is 20 years

[15:37:23] h4 baby boomers 18 years

[15:37:28] h4 gen x is only 14 years

[15:37:35] h4 z for some reason 17 years

[15:37:40] h4 alpha only 12 years

[15:37:42] h4 fuck that stuff

[15:37:45] h4 this isn't worth my time

[15:38:05] h4 suck it wof

[15:38:27] h4 that too

[15:38:34] h4 comprehensive

[15:38:38] h4 what am I an idiot? :D

[15:38:52] h4 am I?

[15:39:01] h4 wof as american can't answer that

[15:39:21] h4 not anymore, no

[15:39:28] h4 but still smarter than americans

[15:39:36] h4 but since you guys keep lowering the bar

[15:40:00] h4 Mikoolo: oh don't be so harsh

[15:40:04] h4 sure they got a handful of smart people over there

[15:40:18] h4 it's just that their culture puts focus on loud and annoying people instead

[15:40:36] h4 Mikoolo: as were those people we are talking to

[15:40:38] h4 they are not native

[15:41:01] h4 we burn them and spread them across the sea

[15:41:08] h4 we're not dull enough to believe in zombies

[15:41:14] h4 but should the impossible happen

[15:41:18] h4 ashes won't bite

[15:41:29] h4 well that's my time

[15:41:36] h4 wof? Go live in a proper state

[15:41:38] h4 florida is crap

[15:41:47] h4 later homos o/

[15:42:08] h4 obviously abuse

[15:42:14] h4 $tell ComputerTech please put wof on a leash

[15:42:23] h4 ofc it does

[15:42:27] h4 one does not simply ban h4

[15:42:29] h4 .unban

[15:42:36] h4 GASEOUS

[15:42:39] h4 h4 out

[20:07:49] h4 jetzt ist hier Schicht im Schacht ihr Fotzen

[20:07:53] h4 h4 ist zurück

[20:08:47] h4 I see ii is gone again

[20:08:51] h4 did someone remove it?

[20:09:07] h4 hail foxy!

[20:11:47] h4 hi Hotties

[20:11:51] h4 I am stuffed

[20:12:01] h4 had a great burger at a restaurant and laughed more than was necessary

[20:12:04] h4 how're you?

[20:12:57] h4 had to walk home though

[20:13:02] h4 well most of the way anyways

[20:13:20] h4 through the bad part of town!!

[20:13:25] h4 i flexed all my muscles

[20:13:56] h4 $in 3m20s tea!

[20:17:19] h4 yes

[20:17:21] h4 tea

[20:17:23] h4 !

[20:18:22] h4 but why would I want to do that?

[20:22:08] h4 oh Mikoolo

[20:22:12] h4 Stardew Valley 1.6 is out

[20:35:30] h4 irishphone: I agree

[20:41:57] h4 understandable

[20:45:10] h4 ha

[20:45:12] h4 gj

[20:46:34] h4 never got to kids

[20:46:40] h4 only got that wife

[20:46:46] h4 the one that lived in a trailer with that alcoholic mother

[20:47:04] h4 something with P?

[20:47:20] h4 no

[20:49:29] h4 yes

[20:50:06] h4 does not ring a bell

[20:51:04] h4 !bang

[20:51:11] h4 fucking idler

[20:51:42] h4 ye

[20:51:44] h4 big update

[20:56:22] h4 lol

[20:59:46] h4 $tell ComputerTech please get wof under control

[20:59:54] h4 what state?

[21:00:16] h4 Neo_Nemesis: right!?

[21:00:21] h4 wof is quite the cunt :D

[21:00:28] h4 I mean he could be a little more thankful

[21:00:30] h4 after all

[21:00:35] h4 his cuban ass got taken in by the white people

[21:00:58] h4 yes they can keep importing those

[21:01:01] h4 but why import wof?

[21:01:42] h4 I think he lives on welfare

[21:01:50] h4 he should move to a better state if you ask me

[21:01:52] h4 florida sucks

[21:02:17] h4 the flooding too?

[21:02:35] h4 oh hist

[21:02:37] h4 shit

[21:02:39] h4 it's monery

[21:02:41] h4 this gets worse

[21:02:48] h4 monery

[21:02:50] h4 the only one

[21:02:53] h4 how many moneries are there?

[21:02:57] h4 I think he is from arizona

[21:02:59] h4 why do you ask?

[21:03:06] h4 yes

[21:03:16] h4 so?

[21:03:19] h4 he lives there

[21:04:00] h4 but florida sucks

[21:04:02] h4 move to another state

[21:04:12] h4 yes

[21:04:17] h4 no

[21:04:19] h4 keep away

[21:04:22] h4 we got enough immigrants

[21:04:24] h4 don't need cubans

[21:04:31] h4 I wish

[21:04:38] h4 we are quite conservative

[21:04:58] h4 about as communist as your bernie sanders is

[21:05:07] h4 so not at all

[21:05:20] h4 Neo_Nemesis: that is wofs origin story?

[21:05:25] h4 wof: you can't be

[21:05:31] h4 that is the joke wof

[21:05:42] h4 bernie is social democrat if at all

[21:05:49] h4 move to another state!

[21:05:52] h4 florida is crap

[21:06:28] h4 lockdowns

[21:06:36] h4 camps for the infected

[21:06:51] h4 Neo_Nemesis: not to sweden

[21:07:00] h4 wof: just move to another state already

[21:07:33] h4 ^

[21:08:15] h4 don'T talk to feces

[21:08:35] h4 go to new jersey

[21:08:38] h4 you might end up a genius there

[21:08:42] h4 compared to the local people

[21:08:46] h4 i mean

[21:08:49] h4 can you pump your own gas?

[21:09:01] h4 sure

[21:09:04] h4 have you seen the people there?

[21:09:18] h4 wof: s/NYC/cuban/

[21:09:31] h4 MikooTech

[21:09:42] h4 I drank three dark beers today

[21:09:48] h4 roughly 1.5 liter

[21:10:20] h4 no

[21:10:25] h4 it absolutely isn't

[21:10:32] h4 why would you want to live next to nazis?

[21:10:35] h4 nazis suck

[21:10:58] h4 barely any nazis up north

[21:11:02] h4 gotta go to saxony for that

[21:11:09] h4 and I don't consider saxons german

[21:11:14] h4 oh have fun

[21:11:17] h4 they can't even talk german :D

[21:11:38] h4 wof: no I'm not a dane

[21:11:42] h4 they are close by ofc

[21:11:47] h4 but I don't speak their language

[21:11:54] h4 but the danes are cool

[21:12:25] h4 kot: yes

[21:12:45] h4 probably because they received more immigrants

[21:12:48] h4 when hungary let them all through

[21:12:57] h4 that and inflation

[21:13:06] h4 usually leads to stupidity flaring up

[21:13:20] h4 and turning into hate on those who seem to be the difference to when life was better

[21:13:46] h4 stop using their shitty arguments to belittle themselves being nazis

[21:13:48] h4 neo or not

[21:13:50] h4 a nazi is a fucking nazi

[21:14:47] h4 ComputerTech: it is you cunt

[21:14:53] h4 no

[21:15:01] h4 you pm me

[21:15:03] h4 !

[21:15:13] h4 wasn't me

[21:15:24] h4 it is

[21:15:38] h4 phish can suck my fatty

[21:16:25] h4 lol

[21:16:28] h4 don'T add me

[21:16:31] h4 I'm on all sides anyways

[21:16:33] h4 add froggy though

[21:16:46] h4 lol

[21:17:10] h4 Mikoolo: but what about technet?

[21:17:21] h4 I mean it is Peorth's channel

[21:17:24] h4 we should ask him what he wants

[21:17:39] h4 irishphone: none

[21:17:47] h4 but one polish girl once flirted with me really obvious

[21:17:53] h4 I think she tried to make my girl jelly

[21:17:56] h4 it worked

[21:18:05] h4 ofc I was to blame to

[21:18:07] h4 *too

[21:18:15] h4 ComputerTech: sure

[21:18:22] h4 there are quite attractive polish girls

[21:18:45] h4 Mikoolo: does not matter to me

[21:18:56] h4 irishphone: did you just call me polish?

[21:19:02] h4 BOY YOU MUST BE LOOKING TO GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED

[21:19:12] h4 *austrian

[21:19:16] h4 not polish

[21:19:21] h4 when I'm done with you

[21:19:24] h4 you can't run for years

[21:19:44] h4 ComputerTech: back on my game btw. Did about 10 more pushups today than two days ago

[21:19:49] h4 150 in total

[21:19:56] h4 including those pseudo planches

[21:20:16] h4 irishphone: your mom is prioritized1

[21:20:41] h4 expect people to leave the channel entirely if they don't want to be relayed

[21:21:41] h4 I think Salvaje has a small pp

[21:21:51] h4 ComputerTech: you want a big black cock, huh?

[21:22:01] h4 hot chocolate

[21:22:03] h4 wth?

[21:22:35] h4 Mikoolo: but you know that technet is actually his net?

[21:23:00] h4 ye

[21:23:05] h4 that #computertech is really daed

[21:23:07] h4 *dead

[21:23:11] h4 except for dragon

[21:23:36] h4 lets face it

[21:23:41] h4 the best channel on swiftirc is #deutschland

[21:25:22] h4 foxy: don't worry

[21:25:26] h4 I shall take care of them over there

[21:25:44] h4 Mikoolo: that'S why h4 is here

[21:25:46] h4 and there

[21:25:48] h4 and there

[21:25:50] h4 :D

[21:26:02] h4 !bang

[21:26:04] h4 !bang

[21:26:07] h4 !reload

[21:26:09] h4 !bang

[21:26:13] h4 you motherfucker!!

[21:26:17] h4 .k Salvaje go back to technet!

[21:26:22] h4 :D

[21:26:36] h4 <3

[21:26:38] h4 ditto

[21:26:45] h4 not the pokémon

[21:26:57] h4 irishphone: i also attract trolls

[21:27:41] h4 that guy with the emojis

[21:27:53] h4 what gf?

[21:28:06] h4 do you mean my wife foxy or my sidechick pankakes?

[21:28:15] h4 either way I'd not have the balls to call either a trollface

[21:28:31] h4 ComputerTech: fuck off

[21:28:35] h4 don't look at my sidechick that way

[21:28:37] h4 you cunt

[21:28:46] h4 sup?

[21:29:44] h4 well I do now

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