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[05:11:34] h4 oh god

[05:11:37] h4 how the fuck did you get back in?

[05:11:47] h4 are you about to be an idiot like the last 20 times?

[05:12:08] h4 don't you have anything else to do?

[05:12:27] h4 good

[05:12:29] h4 do that

[05:12:34] h4 stop missing me too

[05:13:42] h4 i feel irish this morning

[05:13:47] h4 i smell like beer

[05:14:03] h4 not really

[05:14:15] h4 the smell of old beer in the morning is kinda disgusting

[05:15:09] h4 well same :D

[05:15:13] h4 but I'm not in my 20s anymore

[05:15:48] h4 you are actually older than me?

[05:15:52] h4 big oof dude

[05:23:07] h4 that's it?

[05:23:15] h4 sounds a bit selfish really

[05:23:36] h4 well since there are young humans in my family

[05:23:43] h4 and I have a lot of influence on them

[05:23:55] h4 it's probably giving them the best opportunity in life by helping them?

[05:24:47] h4 also trying to be geniuinely nice (outside of irc and to people that matter)

[05:25:07] h4 whatever

[05:26:01] h4 who said I was gonna help you?

[05:30:12] h4 wtf are you on about again?

[05:31:24] h4 "enemies will come in"

[05:31:26] h4 "im from rizon"

[05:31:37] h4 fucking hell

[05:37:30] h4 morning irishphone

[05:39:51] h4 ChRoNiC: try to be nicer to irishphone

[05:40:13] h4 yo he fought for rizon dude!

[05:40:18] h4 back in the great battle of bits

[05:40:32] h4 without ChRoNiC there would be no rizon

[05:40:51] h4 uhm

[05:40:53] h4 yeah sure

[05:40:59] h4 irishphone stood his ground on the front

[05:41:04] h4 like a real keyboard warrior

[05:41:05] h4 !bang

[05:41:54] h4 it sure was

[05:41:58] h4 you sure were

[05:42:19] h4 I mean those were the days, huh?

[05:42:44] h4 also the /kicks that day

[05:42:46] h4 horrible

[05:42:57] h4 yes

[05:43:04] h4 it was like the network was made out of people

[05:43:17] h4 you all lost your internet virginity that day

[05:43:28] h4 slinging internet drugs

[05:43:39] h4 the feared internet drive-bys

[05:43:45] h4 ChRoNiC: oh so you got raped?

[05:43:47] h4 sorry to hear that

[05:43:58] h4 oh dear

[05:44:05] h4 he raped you??

[05:44:11] h4 man fuck your brother

[05:44:17] h4 oh no

[05:44:29] h4 by mcdonalds with $6/hr?

[05:44:51] h4 $6.50/hr

[05:44:56] h4 take it or leave it

[05:45:07] h4 irc_standardnick: he means "internet raped"

[05:45:16] h4 probably flashed his dick on chatroulette

[05:45:46] h4 no back then it was chatroulette

[05:46:09] h4 you are not

[05:46:11] h4 you are ChRoNiC

[05:46:13] h4 he is irc_standardnick

[05:46:25] h4 best bestfriend?

[05:47:20] h4 your brother?

[05:47:25] h4 a lot of raping going on in your family

[05:47:36] h4 "basically"?

[05:48:16] h4 oh my god

[05:48:23] h4 internet gang or for real?

[05:48:30] h4 oh you were a gang leader or something

[05:48:38] h4 you got an ev?

[05:48:49] h4 nvm

[05:48:51] h4 continue please

[05:49:10] h4 lol

[05:49:38] h4 right

[05:49:50] h4 and now you can't figure out how s/search/replace works

[05:50:14] h4 you were "sent to rizon"?

[05:50:19] h4 like an assassin?

[05:50:38] h4 did it work?

[05:50:57] h4 now get to the part where you hit your head and lost all your skills

[05:51:10] h4 and your drug empire

[05:51:41] h4 the offline hacker

[05:51:43] h4 amazing

[05:52:23] h4 striking fear in every man's heart!

[05:52:52] h4 ah those were the days

[05:52:57] h4 anyways I gotta poop now

[05:53:05] h4 then make my way to the office

[05:53:12] h4 ChRoNiC: you sure are!

[05:53:39] h4 no thank you

[05:53:47] h4 pretty sure I can have more fun without you

[05:54:05] h4 oh come on now

[05:54:07] h4 it's not you

[05:54:09] h4 it's your personality!

[05:54:14] h4 later o/

[05:54:36] h4 watch out monery

[05:54:40] h4 hackers are about

[05:55:17] h4 he learned those 20+ years ago

[05:55:28] h4 he will rape you, your macintosh and your i386!!

[05:55:55] h4 I can see you hitting computers with rocks :D

[05:56:13] h4 anyways

[05:56:15] h4 poop and out

[05:56:17] h4 o/

[06:12:25] h4 try

[14:56:58] h4 Herr Frogorg

[14:57:05] h4 Herr Mikoolo

[14:57:56] h4 hey Valerie o/

[14:58:08] h4 oh well

[14:58:10] h4 there go the tables

[14:58:30] h4 and dustfree now

[14:59:36] h4 <insert Mikoolo singing backstreet boys here>

[15:07:31] h4 dudley!

[15:07:35] h4 how you been ugly?

[18:00:46] h4 oh

[18:02:27] h4 $tell wof move to another state!!

[18:12:04] h4 !bang

[18:12:06] h4 !!

[18:12:08] h4 !shop 16 HelderHeid

[18:12:42] h4 naaah I need to be careful

[18:12:49] h4 ever since I started going at DasBrain

[18:12:55] h4 he stopped being most active duck hunter here :x

[18:35:07] h4 DasBrain: ah yes, a better script

[18:49:10] h4 hey foxy o/

[18:51:45] h4 yaaay

[18:51:47] h4 spring!

[18:54:03] h4 well yeah

[18:54:10] h4 but I don't know what else happened on this day

[18:54:39] h4 who?

[18:55:16] h4 but why would I know his birthday?

[18:55:20] h4 I did not even know his name until now

[18:55:25] h4 or that he existed :D

[18:55:58] h4 after sascha baron cohen?

[18:59:08] h4 oh wow Mikoolo

[18:59:10] h4 tomorrow

[18:59:12] h4 1933 – Nazi Germany opens its first concentration camp, Dachau.[

[18:59:20] h4 1939 – Germany takes Memel from Lithuania.

[18:59:48] h4 well

[18:59:50] h4 vacation in lithuania

[19:00:06] h4 !bang

[19:00:57] h4 Mikoolo: there was a mass shooting in 2021 in colorado

[19:01:00] h4 for the americans in here

[19:01:18] h4 1993 – The Intel Corporation ships the first Pentium chips (80586), featuring a 60 MHz clock speed, 100+ MIPS, and a 64 bit data path.

[19:01:20] h4 but yeah

[19:01:22] h4 that is a good one

[19:02:06] h4 also 1963

[19:02:10] h4 beatles release their first album

[19:02:22] h4 gj indiands

[19:02:24] h4 *indians

[19:02:51] h4 1943 – World War II: The entire village of Khatyn (in present-day Republic of Belarus) is burnt alive by Schutzmannschaft Battalion 118.

[19:02:53] h4 damn

[19:02:55] h4 the fucking nazis didn't play around

[19:03:14] h4 https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Schuma_Battalion_102-115-118_leaders_%28Minsk_1942%29.jpg

[19:03:20] h4 here's a group photo of the murderers

[19:03:38] h4 saw that one

[19:03:44] h4 have no link to hockey whatsoever

[19:04:47] h4 it'S Shatners birthday tomorrow

[19:04:51] h4 so Kirks birthday if you will

[19:05:31] h4 also Bruno Ganz

[19:05:32] h4 great actor

[19:05:34] h4 rip

[19:06:45] h4 tomorrow is also the death day of the co-founder of hamas

[19:06:52] h4 no idea who chico marx is

[19:07:32] h4 it is also Emancipation Date

[19:07:48] h4 that's fine

[19:07:52] h4 we're an international channel after all

[19:08:38] h4 1792 – Battle of Croix-des-Bouquets: Black slave insurgents gain a victory in the first major battle of the Haitian Revolution.

[19:09:47] h4 oh Mikoolo

[19:09:53] h4 23rd of March will be great

[19:09:55] h4 1933 – The Reichstag passes the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler dictator of Germany.

[19:09:57] h4 :D

[19:12:42] h4 shame you don't know him Ice`

[19:12:48] h4 he fought with the resistance

[19:12:52] h4 against nazi occupation

[19:14:21] h4 ye

[19:14:23] h4 the one

[19:15:35] h4 ChRoNiC: say one more word and you're gone as well!

[19:16:10] h4 ChRoNiC: so did you actually beg pankakes for sex over pm?

[19:16:12] h4 ...

[19:16:39] h4 pankakes totally seems to be into the begging and weak type of guy :D

[19:17:27] h4 Mikoolo: I mean that makes you at least smarter than ChRoNiC

[19:17:42] h4 pankakes: because of dat ass

[19:17:47] h4 Mikoolo has not seen such booty

[19:18:07] h4 sometimes

[19:18:20] h4 .k Mikoolo don't insult my sidechick!

[19:18:50] h4 that was just rude

[19:18:59] h4 we were past that 2/10

[19:19:05] h4 !bang

[19:19:09] h4 oh wow ChRoNiC

[19:19:11] h4 that's it

[19:19:13] h4 you're done

[19:19:55] h4 pankakes: I think I broke Mikoolo now :(

[19:21:37] h4 pankakes: sleep tight!

[19:21:41] h4 btw your migraine done?

[19:22:20] h4 n1: ComputerTech-level or really?

[19:26:43] h4 oh Frogorg

[19:27:03] h4 10:12 <@ChRoNiC> wanna have sex pankakes ?

[19:27:07] h4 ffs

[19:27:18] h4 that's not "llol"?

[19:27:23] h4 that's you being a moron again

[19:27:44] h4 11:06 <~n0s3y|afk> <ChRoNiC> i have 72gig ram memory

[19:27:46] h4 11:06 <~n0s3y|afk> he has 72gig random access memory memory.

[19:28:05] h4 normally when people make mistakes that involve others

[19:28:07] h4 they apologize

[19:28:14] h4 so instead of crying about your bigger problems

[19:28:19] h4 be a fucking man and apologize to the lady

[19:28:40] h4 irishphone: why?

[19:29:01] h4 irishphone: lets just act like I talk gangsta because it's ChRoNiC

[19:29:06] h4 and forget all about me making that mistake :D

[19:29:34] h4 irishphone: could have sworn it's okay with a 'z' as well

[19:30:04] h4 ugh...my mind is damaged by american english :|

[19:30:46] h4 it's just how I learned most of it :(

[19:30:59] h4 us rap was just way cooler than dizzee rascal

[19:31:18] h4 no offense deadly

[19:31:25] h4 I know you got a hard on for Dizzee

[19:32:00] h4 why does it smell like old beer in here?

[19:33:21] h4 did you turn into a regular drinker now too

[19:33:23] h4 ?

[19:33:26] h4 be careful

[19:33:30] h4 unemployment can do that

[19:33:33] h4 I should play BG3

[19:33:39] h4 haven't played yesterday either

[19:36:06] h4 ChRoNiC: get some fucking help

[19:36:08] h4 you are obnoxious

[19:36:30] h4 Mikoolo: america

[19:36:36] h4 plus he works at mcdonalds

[19:37:08] h4 is that another fast food chain

[19:37:10] h4 ?

[19:37:30] h4 hahaha

[19:37:32] h4 the mob! :D

[19:37:37] h4 back in biz!

[19:37:41] h4 the mobster that arrives by bus

[19:37:57] h4 careful

[19:38:05] h4 I think ChRoNiC is about to become a drug kingpin again

[19:38:19] h4 add to that his skills from yonder

[19:38:25] h4 when he was a hacker

[19:38:31] h4 ye

[19:38:36] h4 much cooler to live like you are now

[19:38:56] h4 working for the mob

[19:39:01] h4 not wanting to go back slinging crack

[19:39:06] h4 suuure, stay clean dude!

[19:39:30] h4 they must serve bullshit

[19:39:52] h4 ChRoNiC: do you even believe your own crap?

[19:40:01] h4 you don't have to impress irc people

[19:40:12] h4 most of us have yet to see a female naked

[19:40:18] h4 a real one

[19:40:58] h4 ye and i even tried some nasty stuff with one

[19:41:03] h4 but that's beside the point

[19:41:15] h4 you don't have to impress people on irc with being a criminal and hacker

[19:41:31] h4 while demonstrating that a simple sed search and replace is over your head

[19:41:51] h4 Mikoolo: come on

[19:41:54] h4 you're that guy with the eye

[19:42:09] h4 I'm the always angry german

[19:42:16] h4 unless sur shows up

[19:42:21] h4 then she is the angry german :D

[19:42:40] h4 heck yeah she is

[19:42:50] h4 if this was real

[19:42:55] h4 ComputerTech would have no more teeth in his mouth

[19:43:46] h4 haha

[19:43:48] h4 in here?

[19:43:51] h4 you know

[19:43:54] h4 we don't ask people for sex on irc

[19:44:04] h4 because we are drunk off our asses, horny and underfucked

[19:44:21] h4 you're not silent

[19:44:30] h4 you even start asking stupid questions at some point just to talk

[19:44:50] h4 you seem lonely and I guess you got low selfesteem

[19:45:09] h4 phish?

[19:45:12] h4 he did not talk

[19:46:28] h4 whoa

[19:46:33] h4 Mikoolo living in the future there

[19:46:35] h4 mp40

[19:46:37] h4 or past

[19:46:59] h4 cringe

[19:49:04] h4 Fensta: aaah, the negotiator

[19:49:10] h4 chornic

[19:49:12] h4 works

[19:49:24] h4 yeah stop mething around

[19:49:40] h4 and now he used meth

[19:49:46] h4 this guy is just full of shit

[19:49:59] h4 I bet he is 39, lives in moms basement and never held a job

[19:50:01] h4 failed school

[19:50:16] h4 Fensta: :D

[19:50:29] h4 yeah thx mr robot

[19:50:31] h4 tell us more

[19:50:44] h4 luftwuffe?

[19:50:52] h4 that sounds like a bunch of cute dogs

[19:51:07] h4 ChRoNiC: ah yes, dream big

[19:52:31] h4 for crying out loud

[19:52:39] h4 now who wants to kick him?

[19:52:49] h4 n1: no his mom does that

[19:53:12] h4 irishphone: I admire your ability to not eat good stuff

[19:53:28] h4 i'd be depressed about having to eat clay all day

[19:53:51] h4 sure I could absolutely do without the chocolate and unhealthy stuff

[19:53:55] h4 but sometimes it's just nice

[19:54:06] h4 !bang

[19:54:11] h4 am not?

[19:54:13] h4 huh

[19:54:18] h4 good shot

[19:54:27] h4 irishphone: it's something

[19:54:34] h4 HelderHeid: thx

[19:54:49] h4 rip

[20:04:00] h4 D:

[20:31:18] h4 omg

[20:31:44] h4 oh god

[20:31:46] h4 that again

[20:31:48] h4 share your backstreet boys

[20:31:50] h4 :D

[20:38:40] h4 whoa Mikoolo I just noticed

[20:38:45] h4 Slick Rick has an eyepatch

[20:38:53] h4 apparently he lost his right eye or something

[20:38:59] h4 but it was your left eye, wasn't it?

[20:39:09] h4 oh well

[20:39:21] h4 you don't know slick rick?

[20:39:23] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSipXuqHt40&t=290

[20:39:26] h4 with that fucking timestamp

[20:39:28] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSipXuqHt40

[20:39:37] h4 my chance to share a great chamillionaire track :D

[20:40:12] h4 yeah no cham is a great lyricist

[20:40:19] h4 barely two albums but great mixtapes

[20:40:22] h4 those were the days

[20:41:08] h4 what

[20:41:10] h4 ?

[20:41:12] h4 fuck off with that crap

[20:41:14] h4 I just shared awesome rap

[20:41:48] h4 that's the only culture the us ever popped out

[20:41:55] h4 *piece of culture

[20:42:16] h4 what's the 1% you like?

[20:43:26] h4 here kot

[20:43:28] h4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PU22-fsGA0

[20:45:04] h4 Valerie: did you speak through a fan?

[20:45:15] h4 is this your attempt at autotune?

[20:45:23] h4 omfg

[20:45:28] h4 great

[20:45:32] h4 but disgusting at the same time

[20:45:39] h4 was wondering why she has such a thick accent

[20:45:58] h4 yes

[20:46:19] h4 I mean DJ Shadow

[20:46:22] h4 you should be lucky I only ignored it

[20:49:42] h4 !bang

[20:49:46] h4 .yt rotfront live is live

[20:49:54] h4 there is an official video?

[20:53:16] h4 !bang

[20:53:18] h4 !bang

[20:53:22] h4 ffs Valerie

[20:53:28] h4 the fuck is wrong with you?

[20:53:36] h4 someone should kick ComputerTech

[20:54:07] h4 I can kick him on technet side

[20:54:09] h4 if that helps

[20:54:18] h4 but here I am merely a trophy

[20:54:58] h4 oh god

[20:55:02] h4 another one addicted to that garbage?

[20:58:18] h4 there is no cuddling allowed in here

[20:58:27] h4 only Kuro-chan is allowed to cuddle ComputerTech after he sucked him off

[20:59:48] h4 tbm69: name them

[21:01:14] h4 Mikoolo: funny you should mention that

[21:01:19] h4 I thought the same thing few days ago

[21:01:21] h4 :D

[21:01:33] h4 or some sort of kotor

[21:02:08] h4 tbm69: wow have fun cuddling everybody but me lol

[21:02:24] h4 make sure to especially cuddle ChRoNiC

[21:03:13] h4 tbm69: by far the cutest of the cuties in here

[21:42:40] h4 no

[21:42:42] h4 bad grungebarbie !

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