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Valware
my hair is already damaged to fuck
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Valware
I always wear a bun on the top of my head
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Valware
and I wrap my hair around the bun and secure it in there right
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Ahsoka
I only pick characters to cosplay with dark hair or red hair
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Valware
and the hair that's beneath the bun seems to snap, so I get hair that's juust long enough to tickle my nose from any part of my fucking head
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Ahsoka
Its safer to dye my hair brown or black
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Valware
from my forehead, from behind my head, no matter where, it'll tickle my fucking nose
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Valware
I mean from behind my ear
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Ahsoka
You fuck people with your nose?
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Valware
yes, that's what I said, I nose-fuck people.
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foxy
rolls eyes
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Valware
I insert my nose into BOTH their nostrils like a nauughty nose
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Valware
rolls foxys eyes back
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Ahsoka
I cant help making fun of the overuse of the word fucking
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insomnia
do any of you do any gnome customizations?
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insomnia
with dconf or gsettings?
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Valware
Ahsoka, ever seen Gordon Ramsay
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ComputerTech
tjr did you go back to windows you noob?
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runs
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Rizon
set mode -o Valware
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set mode +o Valware
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insomnia
I'm wanting to make a setting change, but prefer to do it in a file
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Ahsoka
He really over uses it
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insomnia
dconf read /org/gnome/desktop/wm/preferences/button-layout
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Valware
Gordon was raised in a scottish household
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Valware
I mean his mother is scottish
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insomnia
and I'd prefer to just dump a setting into a file, but I can't find the file where that gets written.
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esjay
Basically silver
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insomnia
I can just script it I guess.
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Valware
who am I looking at
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esjay
Me, approximately 20 years ago
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esjay
The glow up I had
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Valware
it looks almost white
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Valware
yeah basically silver
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Valware
your hair has had an interesting journey
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Valware
gosh I'm gonna smoke all this weed in one night
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Ahsoka
Fucking is overused as an anger descriptor so i have to make fun of it when there are other swears you could have used instead that are actuslly are rarely used
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esjay
You're UK right?
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Valware
I'm Scottish originally
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esjay
Ah a transplant
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phish
why don't you fry something
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Valware
I moved to England when I was 13
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Ahsoka
You could have said Your shitting nose
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ComputerTech
Valware be a descendant of gordon ramsay
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runs
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phish
set mode +b *!computerte@ComputerTech.Network
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Ahsoka
Or bloody nose if you want to use a British swear
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phish
do you think ComputerTech has even seen doctor who
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Valware
so basically, swearing is like fucking scottish habit
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Valware
Ahsoka, tbf not many brits say "bloody"
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esjay
Anyone want to commit marriage fraud to help me move to some European country?
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Valware
but I have heard "blooming" or "blimming" a lot O.o
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esjay
Blooming is great
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ComputerTech
phish: i used to watch it as a kid yeah
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Valware
UK is europe right?
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Valware
what's in it for me
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Ahsoka
No Its Urinary Koala
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Valware
Urinary Koala? XD
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phish
a disappointing marriage and possibly a felony Valware
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esjay
It wouldn't even be a real marriage
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Valware
no such thing as 'felony' in the uk
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esjay
So disappointing is out of the picture
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Ahsoka
I had a second to make up a meaning to UK
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Valware
UK, Urinary Koala
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phish
what comes after a misdemeanor in the uk then
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Valware
we don't have those kinda levels, each crime is its own level
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phish
interesting
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esjay
The worst part about actually going to another country would be having to find all new connectors for things like my guitar amp
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Ahsoka
Can get XP to level up your crime?
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uses an adapter and blows a circuit
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Valware
the worst part about having a fake wife is not getting to see the boobs
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Valware
and who would take whose last name
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esjay
I have no attachment to mine
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esjay
I've been planning on changing mine
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Valware
literally 0 family
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esjay
Oh wow, just like me
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Ahsoka
If you get enough XP can you level the crime to evolve it into a misdemeanor?
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Valware
cool so lets make up a last name togther
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
HelderHeid > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.887s, which makes you a total of 23 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 7 (duck pest). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
phish > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
HelderHeid > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find some grease ! Jamming odds of your weapon are halved for 24h
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DuckHunt
Valware > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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phish
!shop 16 HelderHeid
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DuckHunt
phish > You throw a bucket of water on HelderHeid in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).
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DuckHunt
Valware > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).
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Valware
at least I have a golden duck
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HelderHeid
Valware you'll have to earn enough or uk gov will pull a computer says no routine on you
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esjay
Your gf would need to be on board tho
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HelderHeid
the rules on marriage in the uk these days - hits the news regularly
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Valware
you gotta be a rich mf to marry me?
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Valware
or I gotta be a rich mf to marry someone from abroad?
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HelderHeid
i think it's at least 28k+ salary
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esjay
That's not really rich
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esjay
That's like average lower end job
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HelderHeid
it's there to crimp some styles..
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Valware
well, ironically, the UK recognises tons of other countries marriage certificates as official, which means I can just go get married in another country where they would let me
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Valware
even chinese marriage certs
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Valware
"yep they're legally married"
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HelderHeid
but bringing them over you have to meet the thresholds
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ii
[S] <phish> do they not like poor people in the uk
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HelderHeid
does anywhere like poor people?
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Valware
well I do kinda wanna leave the uk anyway
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ComputerTech
poor in one country is rich in another
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esjay
HelderHeid; I make 30k gbp after taxes (converted from USD)
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Valware
didn't the uk pretty much terrorist the whole world at one point and then (sort of) give it all back
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Ahsoka
Ill convert you to USD
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esjay
50 before taxes
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HelderHeid
anyway just something to look into
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HelderHeid
and if you want free access to the rest of europe - you might want to choose a country in the eu instead of a bolshy rainy island lolz
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HelderHeid
thought you were aiming for norway orso
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esjay
Initially yeah but I need someone else to help sponsor or assist me
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HelderHeid
just wait til things fall apart more imo - spring equinox 2026 maybe
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HelderHeid
what can't be maintained - won't be
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esjay
I'm ready to fully live life again and do what I need
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HelderHeid
go ye forth etc also gl & hf
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esjay
Also ready to date again
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irish666
i took 7 types of magnesium
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slaps irish666
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.731s, which makes you a total of 294 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns Neo_Nemesis's gun to him.
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Neo_Nemesis
Pycore is multi-channel, multi-network and it uses asyncio and threading
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: O well when i remember it
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esjay
ComputerTech; why
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esjay
Neo_Nemesis; that is going to be a great project for you to refactor in the future
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slaps esjay
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slaps esjay
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slaps esjay
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ComputerTech
slaps esjay
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slaps esjay
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slaps esjay
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slaps esjay
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esjay
ComputerTech; give me the ability to give Valware access
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kot
has anyone made an AI uncle bob that can dismissively rate a project like a disappointed father
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ComputerTech
esjay: nobody has access besides people who login via password but sec
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Grumblebee
Existing AI can 100% do that.
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Ahsoka
slaps esjay too
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esjay
$slap Ahsoka
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Ahsoka
slaps ComputerTech
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Ahsoka
I thought you were having a slap fight and felt left out
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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slaps Ahsoka
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slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
slaps Ahsoka
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slaps Ahsoka
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slaps Ahsoka
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Ahsoka
SISSY COMBAT, FIGHT!!!
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LimitServ
set mode +l 266
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foxy
this channel has became more gay
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grungebarbie
im actually becoming gay from being here
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Rizon
[mrinfinity]
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set mode +o mrinfinity
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Valware
🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 ACCESS 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨
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Valware
SUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAYSUPER GAY
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mrinfinity
came in here had 30 hands already on my bulge
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Valware
ComputerTech is gay
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foxy
leave tjr alone
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Valware
shakes a fist in the air
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foxy
i will still erase you
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Valware
foxy got them infinity stones
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ComputerTech
runs
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foxy
mrinfinigay
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Valware
is now known as Gayware
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mrinfinigay
tripped and landed on a dick just walking in hee
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mrinfinigay
im gay, you're gay, we're all gay for ice cream
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Gayware
/!\ GAY GAY GAY /!\
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foxy
ice cream hurts my stomach
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Gayware
everything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gayeverything's gay
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mrinfinigay
never knew my full potential then I just went gay and found myself.
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foxy
i cant do anyting alone
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foxy
im always being followed and watched
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gaybarbie
That's just Gay-ctualization
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mrinfinigay
TYPE VIBER IN TO MANJAROS SOFTWARE SEARCH TOOL
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foxy
prawnsalad rejoined the node
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foxy
im in the ...
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Gayware
dancesdancesdancesdancesdancesdances
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foxy
he was asking for assistance to recovering his nick
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waz
quit (Remote host closed the connection)
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foxy
but some idiot told ender he wanted it dropped
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foxy
so you know i was pissed
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wofmobile
kicked Gayware (wofmobile)
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wofmobile
set mode +b Gayware!*@*
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Rizon
set mode -b Gayware!*@*
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Gayware
alliopalliopalliopalliopalliopalliop
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Gayware
is now known as Valware
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Rizon
set mode +o Valware
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mrinfinigay
for dropping people's nicknames with high registration lengths
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foxy
naughty list
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wof
giuess this is fine
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ComputerTech
hands wof a tequila
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wof
we'll talk like this ALL THE TIME
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wof
its warmer here
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foxy
that nick was set to not drop
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wof
Valmare he will eventually because he loves dickpussy
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foxy
all he had to do was reset password
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foxy
.w -n wof
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ComputerTech
slaps wof
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wof
NOT GETTING IT why doesn't work
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ComputerTech
pisses over wof
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sips beer
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Valware
ComputerTech, see you
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wof
I'm waiting on a game to download
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foxy
tomorrow is friday
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ComputerTech
never knew
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wof
its slow to download ;(
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foxy
yes my Friday
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ComputerTech
Valware: did you code any unrealircd modules lately?
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wof
my internets slows
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runs
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Valware
ComputerTech, always
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agrees
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set mode +v g0frr
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foxy
i need to find some clothes
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Peorth
Valware - I wanna be with you?
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ComputerTech
wof wait no, fuck, that's a good thing for you
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Peorth
(and make believe with you)
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hides
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Valware
Peorth, what do you mean?
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wof
shrugs
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foxy
Peorth oh?
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Internets
:: YouTube ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU :: (03:43) :: Views 4,775,297 :: Rating [+] 34,363 likes [+] 34,363 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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g0frr
hello everyone!! I hope you're all having a wonderful evening/day :3
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g0frr
ComputerTech heyoo
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Valware
🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨
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foxy
i miss m0nk
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g0frr
whats everyone up to
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Valware
/!\ WEE WOO MOTHERFUCKER /!\
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ChanStat
m0n (~m0n@Joyous.Kwanzaa.m0n) was last seen messaging #computertech saying "the gift that keeps on giving" on Sat March 2 05:22:33 2024 GMT (22 days, 20 hours, 18 minutes ago)
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ComputerTech
hugs uncle m0n
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g0frr
I haven't talked to m0n in months
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g0frr
or m0nths
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foxy
where is Serion
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ComputerTech
foxy: idk, i last texted him on messenger