IRC Driven

[06:21:57] Mikoolo A morning

[06:24:36] Mikoolo Don't worry h4. He'll change nick to DoctorTech and he'll be a health care expert instead for computer expert.

[06:25:32] Mikoolo Put your carrot in ComputerTech's mouth a bit.

[06:27:21] Mikoolo .w

[06:27:32] Mikoolo Second winter is here.

[06:35:32] Mikoolo He has, h4.

[06:35:35] Mikoolo Many times.

[06:35:57] Mikoolo You should be fucking ashamed, h4.

[06:36:04] Mikoolo This brain damaged guy remembers shit better than you.

[06:37:03] Mikoolo He used to set buildings on fire, h4. ComputerTech is just too afraid to call his dad for Pyromaniac.

[06:39:39] Mikoolo https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/5fd9be496111f-11-5fd36560a5d36__700.jpg

[06:42:10] Mikoolo She's headed to war, h4.

[06:42:14] Mikoolo Against the weather.

[06:43:04] Mikoolo ComputerTech, imagine having Ahsoka as a sis-in-law.

[06:44:01] Mikoolo Can you pass the salt? And you don't respond within 2 seconds she starts crying about everything as she tries to stab you with a table knife.

[07:35:53] Mikoolo .w

[07:37:01] Mikoolo Did you get a new laptop, ComputerTech?

[07:37:31] Mikoolo I had one.

[07:37:34] Mikoolo I recommend it.

[07:37:39] Mikoolo I also had a shower afterwards.

[07:38:20] Mikoolo Sounds like Jehovas Witnesses crap, ComputerTech.

[07:42:40] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech for racism towards bald people

[07:42:55] Mikoolo I do.

[07:42:58] Mikoolo On my face.

[07:43:16] Mikoolo Now, grow it on your face too, ComputerTech.

[07:43:34] Mikoolo Don't shave for 3 months.

[07:43:38] Mikoolo And give us a selfie.

[07:45:28] Mikoolo Not many square people in this channel.

[07:45:35] Mikoolo Theres a decent meatball shaped ones.

[07:45:41] Mikoolo decent amount of*

[07:47:09] Mikoolo Then you approve of it being hip to fuck bees, ComputerTech.

[07:47:49] Mikoolo See it as a new experience and might make you like your current favourite cum deposits more afterwards, ComputerTech.

[07:49:13] Mikoolo We know.

[07:49:19] Mikoolo You don't need to repeat yourself, ComputerTech.

[07:49:35] Mikoolo Tho repeating yourself is a early sign of dementia/alzheimers.

[07:53:01] Mikoolo You should just move to canada and marry her, ComputerTech.

[07:53:20] Mikoolo Doubt it considering how much you cum on her.

[13:44:34] Mikoolo Home

[13:44:40] Mikoolo Was a long day.

[13:44:47] Mikoolo Yeah

[13:44:54] Mikoolo Helped a friend throw shit from his old apartment.

[13:45:25] Mikoolo We started 09:00ish

[13:45:30] Mikoolo And I just got home.

[13:45:54] Mikoolo Bit I got a bit hasch and free burgers.

[13:59:40] Mikoolo I see you're feeling better today by being more active, pankakes.

[14:00:20] Mikoolo Soon you'll be back to making pipe bombs and blowing up Charlie the Tyrants cars again, pankakes.

[14:03:50] Mikoolo pankakes, h4, just put Ahsoka on ignore if she's bothering you.

[14:08:07] Mikoolo Oi! You there!

[14:11:16] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ciEUznKEKOM

[14:18:27] Mikoolo Just put her on ignore, h4.

[14:18:32] Mikoolo Out of sight out of mind.

[14:18:47] Mikoolo No need to kick or ban her anymore after that.

[14:19:20] Mikoolo ComputerTech will start drinking more due to the hissy fit she's throwing in his pm because she doesn't get what she wants.

[14:19:36] Mikoolo If anything think about ComputerTech's liver.

[14:19:42] Mikoolo The liver hasn't done you anything bad, h4.

[14:20:19] Mikoolo Oh yeah the bridge in baltimore.

[14:20:32] Mikoolo Saw a headline about it this morning.

[14:21:30] Mikoolo Good thing they saved money for years by not doing any maintenance.

[14:21:40] Mikoolo And can now just scrap the bridge and build a new one.

[14:22:30] Mikoolo https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_G-rNE6C2Dk?feature=share

[14:22:35] Mikoolo Video of the collapse

[14:23:18] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/b4w2KGg1ydU

[14:28:11] Mikoolo Oh god h4.

[14:28:25] Mikoolo You've exposed phish to tors?

[14:28:43] Mikoolo Sure

[14:28:48] Mikoolo Suuuureeeeee

[14:29:28] Mikoolo If I'm lucky phish might hate tors more than dislikes me, h4.

[14:29:35] Mikoolo than he*

[14:30:12] Mikoolo I need to stop doing what I've been doing then.

[14:31:07] Mikoolo But that requires change of character and that requires energy and I am too lazy for that.

[14:31:38] Mikoolo So have this instead https://youtu.be/aO3VXSa2RHA

[14:32:25] Mikoolo Leslie Nielsen was awesome at dead pan and dry humor.

[14:33:47] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/FPQVr120OGQ

[14:35:08] Mikoolo Does your keyboard go clackety clack when you type on it?

[14:35:25] Mikoolo Nice

[14:35:57] Mikoolo AND IF YOU TYPE REALLY HARD YOUR CLOSEST NEIGHBOUR HEARS IT?

[14:36:27] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/yb-lEyM9Lu0

[14:48:21] Mikoolo imma smoke weed for the first time since march? 2021 soonish.

[14:49:07] Mikoolo Can I get a cane too, jeff_stacey?

[15:06:26] Mikoolo Im in gen voice chat.

[15:06:40] Mikoolo Damn it's nice to have a joint for the first time in 3 years.

[15:30:23] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://media1.tenor.com/m/099lLC7g_dUAAAAd/captain-obvious.gif

[15:32:04] Mikoolo Challenge Accepted.

[15:48:30] Mikoolo Nah

[15:48:44] Mikoolo That second was too quick for it to be you, Frogorg.

[15:50:00] Mikoolo He wouldn't have had enough time to read your hi and type /part after your greeting. So it was already being written as you said hi, Frogorg.

[15:51:01] Mikoolo It was like a half second after you. I do not have milliseconds enabled in my timestamp but I should check if I can. That would actually be quite interesting imo.

[15:52:38] Mikoolo Damn

[15:52:40] Mikoolo I can

[15:52:48] Mikoolo I might have to restart to see the milliseconds.

[15:53:41] Mikoolo Only shows in log

[15:53:56] Mikoolo millisecond timestamps that is.

[16:01:50] Mikoolo Hmm

[16:02:06] Mikoolo Nice

[16:02:13] Mikoolo [17:02:01:943] <@Frogorg> Hmm

[16:02:13] Mikoolo [17:02:06:104] <&Mikoolo> Nice

[16:12:55] Mikoolo Thats nice of the dentists, wof. Hope the dropbear teeth stick to your head are gone now.

[16:13:03] Mikoolo Wiat

[16:13:04] Mikoolo Fuck

[16:13:09] Mikoolo You're not wez.

[16:17:01] Mikoolo And I just had weed for the first time in 3 years, yournamehere.

[16:17:17] Mikoolo Wez wof and waz are confusing the shit out of me atm.

[16:17:46] Mikoolo inb4 theres a wuf.

[16:21:42] Mikoolo Big oof tho https://i.imgur.com/v5cRs26.mp4

[16:22:40] Mikoolo pankakes I found something for you. Content is nsfw https://i.imgur.com/bQRiv5X.jpeg

[16:23:43] Mikoolo Frogorg https://i.imgur.com/GA2xWY9.jpeg

[16:31:48] Mikoolo I said to ComputerTech to learn polish you immigrant, wof.

[16:32:54] Mikoolo Millisecond timestamps are pretty cool.

[16:32:55] Mikoolo [17:31:48:374] <&Mikoolo> I said to ComputerTech to learn polish you immigrant, wof.

[16:35:37] Mikoolo [%H:%M:%S:%FFF] foxy

[16:49:30] Mikoolo Did you get it?

[16:50:13] Mikoolo I was just a second from starting trivia and wham you wrote !bang right as I was bout to press enter.

[16:50:51] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[16:51:03] Mikoolo Restationing

[16:51:10] Mikoolo constant restationing

[16:51:20] Mikoolo constructive reassignment

[16:51:50] Mikoolo .skip

[16:51:55] Mikoolo I hate babynames

[16:52:10] Mikoolo true lies

[16:52:19] Mikoolo true ladies

[16:52:23] Mikoolo true lords

[16:52:45] Mikoolo san antonio

[16:52:51] Mikoolo It's some weird spelling

[16:53:01] Mikoolo o

[16:54:32] Mikoolo funny dead

[16:54:49] Mikoolo funny andy

[16:55:05] Mikoolo Stephen Spielberg

[16:55:12] Mikoolo Blue Mangro oup

[16:56:14] Mikoolo Wolfgangs

[16:56:40] Mikoolo Good Morning Vietnam

[16:56:55] Mikoolo network

[16:57:13] Mikoolo I was first

[16:57:26] Mikoolo [17:56:55:144] <+Fensta> network

[16:57:26] Mikoolo [17:56:54:616] <&Mikoolo> network

[16:57:26] Mikoolo [17:56:55:220] <Trivia> Winner: Fensta; Answer: network; Time: 23.572s; Streak: 3;

[16:57:32] Mikoolo Look at the milliseconds!

[16:58:07] Mikoolo medicine

[17:06:43] Mikoolo Henry VIII

[17:13:49] Mikoolo Out of nowhere I tought about checking this up coz they approved drug dogs to visit schools for random checks.

[17:14:08] Mikoolo The figures were obtained through the parliament by NSW Greens MP Cate Faehrmann, who previously revealed sniffer dogs had incorrectly detected illicit substances on patrons in almost 75% of the 95,000 searches undertaken since 2012.

[17:14:25] Mikoolo Thats a pretty low accuracy.

[17:15:02] Mikoolo .t sv en dold rum

[17:57:58] Mikoolo Was it a bad rap, h4?

[17:59:26] Mikoolo h4 have some good rap :> https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

[18:00:20] Mikoolo That song is so good. Smooth rhyhmes.

[18:02:46] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/MsDz-MTdNeE

[18:03:36] Mikoolo h4 watch that Frank in BG3.

[18:05:39] Mikoolo What about aunts?

[18:06:23] Mikoolo One "FUCK" and one "BIG OOOOOOF"

[18:07:29] Mikoolo Is he wrong tho, if you look at the other uncles you wrote about, h4?

[18:07:50] Mikoolo He's gay pedo?

[18:08:59] Mikoolo Sounds like Class Act Asshole.

[18:11:17] Mikoolo Yeah, some give off those wibes.

[18:11:29] Mikoolo vibes*

[18:12:20] Mikoolo She might have taken that off her mum?

[18:12:44] Mikoolo Your cousin.

[18:13:10] Mikoolo Ooooh her mum was the one who slapped you.

[18:13:12] Mikoolo Fuck I read wrong.

[18:14:14] Mikoolo I'm stoned so I am confused atm, HelderHeid.

[18:14:20] Mikoolo Thats why I read it wrong.

[18:14:46] Mikoolo Now you might have to wait 3 more years, h4.

[18:15:20] Mikoolo Who's that?

[18:15:37] Mikoolo Was it a autocomplete fail?

[18:16:23] Mikoolo :(

[18:22:37] Mikoolo So ComputerTech offers bouncers, foxy?

[18:23:34] Mikoolo He really tries so hard to be a good guy that I bet he'll burn out soonish.

[18:23:45] Mikoolo And become more like me and h4.

[18:24:24] Mikoolo We are.

[18:24:41] Mikoolo But we're also against each other from time to time.

[18:24:48] Mikoolo Too young.

[18:24:51] Mikoolo Make it 40.

[18:25:10] Mikoolo Fuck that place then.

[18:25:13] Mikoolo Go away.

[18:25:26] Mikoolo Young people and their modern slang.

[18:25:40] Mikoolo h4 ever seen Grumpy Old Men?

[18:25:44] Mikoolo You and I would be like those two.

[18:27:25] Mikoolo Indeed

[18:27:35] Mikoolo This is a great movie, h4. https://youtu.be/2A-SOVQvPyg

[18:28:05] Mikoolo I think h4 would like that movie, what do you think, foxy?

[18:30:23] Mikoolo Walther and Jack have been in tons of movies together.

[18:30:34] Mikoolo Way before the 2 Grumpy Old Men movies.

[18:32:19] Mikoolo Sounds like that would be the point of attention if you ever perform live, esjay. If you dress up in duller colours.

[18:33:03] Mikoolo And I don't know your skin tone so if you try to dress up in a full pink suit you might look like a sick hotdog without the bun, esjay.

[18:35:34] Mikoolo Ah it's nog MGK that makes the guitar.

[18:35:46] Mikoolo It's just a model/colour scheme at schecter.

[18:39:15] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/yCCC44SWulQ

[18:42:58] Mikoolo Doesn't seem like a older release exists, esjay.

[18:44:07] Mikoolo .t sv en bensin

[18:44:25] Mikoolo .t sv de bensin

[18:49:25] Mikoolo Could it have been his own personal one that you saw and was later made for the public this year?

[19:19:14] Mikoolo Fuck, ComputerTech is just 2 years older than my steam account.

[19:19:31] Mikoolo My steam acc turns 20 this year.

[19:51:42] Mikoolo sex trafficking investigation apparently

[19:52:03] Mikoolo I saw someone call him the black epstein somewhere.

[20:04:49] Mikoolo I approve of these cannibalistic ideas you have.

[20:05:07] Mikoolo Just remember. Do not eat the brain unless you want CJD.

[20:11:57] Mikoolo lurker36 get a bouncer.

[20:13:26] Mikoolo Get a bouncer.

[20:13:39] Mikoolo Rizon provides a free one.

[20:13:58] Mikoolo Here lurker36 https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=RizonBNC_FAQ

[20:23:25] Mikoolo You won't miss it, lurker36

[20:23:35] Mikoolo "Once approved, you will receive a MemoServ memo from RizonBNC."

[20:24:29] Mikoolo Yah

[20:24:41] Mikoolo It's through memoserv.

[20:24:47] Mikoolo rizon service bot.

[20:29:59] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/aJt5Njv.mp4 cats vs spaghetti.

[20:31:43] Mikoolo Forklifts are scary after watching a german safety video, AlterEgo_.

[20:32:16] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ChOHnSL7ZCg

[20:32:21] Mikoolo This one has subs.

[20:32:36] Mikoolo Forklift Driver Klaus - First Day On Job

[20:33:25] Mikoolo This one would be traumatizing for kids tho.

[20:33:48] Mikoolo Have you seen Horst, h4?

[20:34:01] Mikoolo Yes

[20:34:05] Mikoolo Elecktrischer Horst

[20:34:24] Mikoolo Elektriker is swedish

[20:34:35] Mikoolo Elektricher must be the german one then.

[20:34:38] Mikoolo .t sv en elektriker

[20:34:46] Mikoolo .t sv de elektriker

[20:34:58] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/lz_sZPYt8W8

[20:35:04] Mikoolo The 5 safety rules.

[20:36:02] Mikoolo He's spanish.

[20:36:11] Mikoolo He goes Olé! and dances will bulls.

[20:36:15] Mikoolo with*

[20:36:47] Mikoolo He's a modern bull fencer. So he dances with them since it causes no harm to the bulls.

[20:37:07] Mikoolo Mi habla no espanol.

[20:37:25] Mikoolo Uno cervesa profavor, Sander.

[20:38:08] Mikoolo I thinketo heo tryingo to braggo to uso.

[20:47:17] Mikoolo You know, ComputerTech.

[20:47:28] Mikoolo It takes just as much time to write @ as it takes to write at.

[20:47:32] Mikoolo If not even faster to write at.

[20:48:44] Mikoolo Altgr + 2 on nordic.

[20:49:38] Mikoolo I have to use both hands to make a @ while I can use just my left hand to write at.

[20:51:17] Mikoolo 50 year old roleplaying as an animal on irc.

[20:51:21] Mikoolo A real rolemodel there.

[20:52:00] Mikoolo No.

[20:52:04] Mikoolo It's kinda sad tbh.

[20:53:08] Mikoolo I can show you what real overreaction is, Kuro-chan.

[20:53:31] Mikoolo .k Kuro-chan this is overraction

[20:53:33] Mikoolo D:

[20:54:16] Mikoolo I think he missed my previous sentence, h4.

[20:54:34] Mikoolo Or the intended kick message.

[20:56:31] Mikoolo Ask ComputerTech.

[20:56:32] Mikoolo He knows more.

[21:02:47] Mikoolo immigrated?

[21:07:36] Mikoolo How does it feel petting a 50yo man who pretends he's an animal on irc, ComputerTech?

[21:08:10] Mikoolo He knows I don't like getting petted, h4.

[21:08:33] Mikoolo He's not afraid of someone from a country that has never won a world war, h4.

[21:09:06] Mikoolo And were occupied for a pretty long time.

[21:09:34] Mikoolo McDonalds powered soldiers in the west and vodka powered ones in the east.

[21:10:07] Mikoolo Germany has had macdonalds since 1971.

[21:10:32] Mikoolo Sweden has been infested by macdonalds since 1973.

[21:15:41] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/nT48w0dGRp8

[21:18:08] Mikoolo Thats not imo a valid reason.

[21:18:22] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech he did something somwhere and should be punished for it.

[21:18:37] Mikoolo Thank you.

[21:18:47] Mikoolo I think he made chronic feel at home in ireland, h4.

[21:19:39] Mikoolo Nah.

[21:19:51] Mikoolo England got enough issues not being able to get rid of the scottish.

[21:19:57] Mikoolo They don't want more irish people.

[21:24:19] Mikoolo 39, m, Average, tjr.

[21:24:51] Mikoolo I guessed intelligence.

[21:29:22] Mikoolo Too bad theres enough british and european people in here to bully him if he was SoccerDev, HelderHeid.

[21:30:49] Mikoolo h4 https://i.imgur.com/dU01ugw.jpeg

[21:37:58] Mikoolo Good late evening, pankakes.

[21:38:24] Mikoolo It's me, Mikoolo.

[21:38:28] Mikoolo h4 is over there.

[21:38:42] Mikoolo Ah.

[21:39:06] Mikoolo Did he forget to blow up the dishes and steal new from the posh british nobility?

[21:40:44] Mikoolo You missed a once in a lifetime event pankakes.

[21:41:08] Mikoolo I smoked weed for the first time in 3 years today, pankakes.

[21:41:16] Mikoolo foxy said I was very mellow on discord.

[21:46:45] Mikoolo A excellent french tv show.

[21:47:07] Mikoolo No

[21:47:10] Mikoolo Allo' Allo'

[21:48:13] Mikoolo They are ok.

[21:48:18] Mikoolo I love dryroasted peanuts.

[21:48:49] Mikoolo Walnuts are fun to trick my nephew and niece with that I am strong.

[21:48:56] Mikoolo By using one hand to open one.

[21:49:27] Mikoolo Just press along the seam and pop it goes.

[21:50:19] Mikoolo I have to remove my eye first, h4.

[21:51:23] Mikoolo That explains why ComputerTech likes to pet you.

[21:52:30] Mikoolo Biscoff spread > any nut butter.

[21:52:46] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/_BZsIY6PUPU

[21:53:16] Mikoolo Are you winning h4?

[21:53:36] Mikoolo .k h4 you're being ahsokafied.

[21:53:37] Mikoolo :<

[21:55:12] Mikoolo h4 I found the perfect channel for whenever someone makes bad jokes.

[21:55:17] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/nMfwwz-Wkj0

[21:57:30] Mikoolo Evening, irish666.

[21:58:53] Mikoolo I found out how ComputerTech learned math now.

[21:58:54] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Hts8YWQWpvQ

[21:58:59] Mikoolo His mum made him watch this.

[22:00:03] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/A9b4oR4dDoQ the full tape :D

[22:04:17] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/fLKEnqZtM68

[22:05:06] Mikoolo Is is that the one with big strong level 2?

[22:05:15] Mikoolo Nah

[22:09:42] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/jeJKnofNBNs

[22:17:02] Mikoolo Did you try wasabi, Fensta?

[22:17:57] Mikoolo It would clear your sinuses faster than HelderHeid can teach us how to pronounce his nick correctly.

[22:18:56] Mikoolo And wasabi isn't horrible like chili. It's a quick intensive burn that doesn't linger.

[22:21:49] Mikoolo Whisky also works wonders.

[22:21:58] Mikoolo Drink it until you stop having a sinus infection.

[22:29:32] Mikoolo And if normal vodka doesn't work get 50% abv vodka and increase the strength until it works.

[22:48:31] Mikoolo Depends on the cider.

[22:48:35] Mikoolo Bulmers/magners is shite.

[22:48:38] Mikoolo Weston is great.

[22:51:52] Mikoolo Weston is waaaay better than magners/bulmers imo, wez.

[23:00:31] Mikoolo Evening Salvaje.

[23:27:05] Mikoolo irish666, you missed a once in a life time event today.

[23:27:13] Mikoolo Talking with a stoned Mikoolo.

[23:27:37] Mikoolo yah

[23:27:46] Mikoolo About 0.5g

[23:27:48] Mikoolo No

[23:27:52] Mikoolo I know nothing about coding.

[23:28:22] Mikoolo But you're irish in london, irish666. Shouldn't you be blowing up cars?

[23:28:50] Mikoolo mcgregor?

[23:28:55] Mikoolo He's an asshole.

[23:32:47] Mikoolo You have not paid licencing fees to use my nick, irish666.

[23:33:14] Mikoolo I require 10€ / month for you to use my nick in this fashion, irish666.

[23:33:30] Mikoolo I accept steam gift cards, irish666.

[23:33:53] Mikoolo I will give you 7 days to pay the licensing fees until I ban the bot, irish666.

[23:34:32] Mikoolo .cc 7 days from now

[23:36:45] Mikoolo I will not be on the precise hour of the 7 day limit. But on the 7th day.

[23:36:58] Mikoolo It*

[23:37:38] Mikoolo Write "Fuck Off!" as confirmation of you being aware of this information that I have given you, irish666.

[23:38:02] Mikoolo Reply accepted.

[23:49:21] Mikoolo The game did, irish666.

[23:49:52] Mikoolo You can use the royalty free nick SwedishAssholeBot, irish666.

[23:50:21] Mikoolo Indeed.

[23:50:58] Mikoolo Just replace Mikoolo in the replies from the bot with Swedish Asshole, irish666.

[23:51:15] Mikoolo That way I won't get highlighted from it.

[23:51:28] Mikoolo But my previous statement stands.

[23:51:34] Mikoolo Just so you are aware of it.

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