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[09:15:23] Mikoolo Why not Frogorg division instead for fission?

[09:16:26] Mikoolo Like cell division.

[09:16:34] Mikoolo But this time it's a complete Frogorg division.

[09:16:59] Mikoolo Wouldn't fission give us two Frogorg anyway?

[09:18:53] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[09:18:56] Mikoolo I do apologize.

[09:18:59] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://media1.tenor.com/m/OaQzP04iNSQAAAAC/sheamus-tips-hat.gif

[09:19:14] Mikoolo Oh no D:

[09:20:08] Mikoolo Here Frogorg

[09:20:16] Mikoolo .quote search blowjob

[09:20:25] Mikoolo .quote search blow job

[09:20:44] Mikoolo .quote search salivating

[09:20:46] Mikoolo There

[09:22:09] Mikoolo I sent a passive agressive message to the eye doctors before I got up from bed.

[09:22:23] Mikoolo They renewed one recipe for me but not the other one I requested.

[09:23:54] Mikoolo So I told them "Kloramfenikol Santen wasn't renewed from my previous request a week ago and I sent another request. Or Should I take it not being renewed that I should stop using it because I run out of it tomorrow?"

[09:24:51] Mikoolo It's antibiotics.

[09:26:31] Mikoolo That sucks man.

[09:29:58] Mikoolo If you look at ComputerTech's constant "I'm gonna start a new project!" history he migth have a even shorter attention span than you, Frogorg.

[09:43:22] Mikoolo Imo he shouldn't have asked her out at all.

[09:43:44] Mikoolo This is closing in on Don't Shit Where You Eat Territory.

[09:44:23] Mikoolo Things that belong in that territory is shoplifting from the closest grocery store to your home.

[09:44:43] Mikoolo Asking co-workers out on a date or employees to siblings.

[10:03:13] Mikoolo Yes.

[10:03:17] Mikoolo Just 1st dates, Sander.

[10:03:38] Mikoolo He's not gay tho, Sander. He only has sex with men but he has relationships with women.

[10:15:27] Mikoolo snoppy

[10:15:30] Mikoolo .t sv en snopp

[10:19:51] Mikoolo .w

[10:20:27] Mikoolo snoopy snoppy may I interest you in ComputerTech's bouncer service?

[10:31:25] Mikoolo lol Frogorg.

[10:31:53] Mikoolo My passive agressive message made them call me and told me they are booking me in for a checkup tomorrow.

[10:33:18] Mikoolo They should have made a check up a month ago.

[10:33:39] Mikoolo Once every month butt fuck they are slow.

[10:33:44] Mikoolo but *

[10:34:00] Mikoolo I really fucking hope they remove the fucking stitches soon.

[10:34:38] Mikoolo phish may I interest you in getting a bouncer?

[10:34:58] Mikoolo rizon provides one for just rizon and ComputerTech apparently also has a bouncer service, phish.

[10:35:29] Mikoolo I can't remove these stitches myself, Number1Stunna.

[10:35:45] Mikoolo They are microscopic and on my eyeball.

[10:39:08] Mikoolo I'm gonna head out.

[10:39:09] Mikoolo .w

[10:40:47] Mikoolo Also

[10:40:48] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/zyUekx9NZ18

[10:40:57] Mikoolo Gonna make it cheaper.

[10:41:28] Mikoolo Wham 8 usd for a burger made by employees that doesn't need to get paid wages. WIth tax thats probably 12 for a burger.

[10:42:29] Mikoolo If phish continues with this ping timeout I'll send a memo and put a ban on when I get back.

[11:25:38] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/aQLaTeJC8CQ

[11:29:43] Mikoolo You can repent by listening to that slim shady cover, Salvaje.

[11:33:05] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ejHRGl0MHmM

[11:35:26] Mikoolo irish666 https://youtu.be/aQLaTeJC8CQ

[11:41:52] Mikoolo It is rather the most eloquent cover of a song, sir irish666.

[11:42:12] Mikoolo Or should I adress ye as Lord irish666?

[12:04:24] Mikoolo Seems like the Pirates of the Carribean franchise is dead.

[12:04:33] Mikoolo Caribbean*

[12:04:44] Mikoolo They are going to make a reboot.

[12:04:54] Mikoolo This is 100% death confirmation of the show.

[12:07:15] Mikoolo I hope they will fight with the pirates of the somali about who rules the seven seas, Number1Stunna.

[12:09:00] Mikoolo I think it's easier for them to become pirates since theres no real "big" nation with a navy near them.

[12:09:33] Mikoolo While haiti is pretty close for the USA to have a "Training" accident on them.

[12:09:50] Mikoolo "training accident" '

[12:10:45] Mikoolo Might not have been updated, Number1Stunna. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/06/somali-pirates-are-back-on-the-attack-at-a-level-not-seen-in-years.html

[12:11:18] Mikoolo https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/somali-pirates-return-adds-crisis-global-shipping-companies-2024-03-21/

[12:12:12] Mikoolo I wonder if ships traveling those routes have firearms on board that they are legally allowed to use.

[12:14:15] Mikoolo Maritime law apparently prevents armaments on the ships.

[12:46:43] Mikoolo That was one annoying Nr 2 at the office.

[13:24:53] Mikoolo .t fi en ukko

[13:25:04] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/RcmixvUp_TU

[13:25:13] Mikoolo It hurt me a bit when he pronounced ukko

[13:27:03] Mikoolo no

[13:28:11] Mikoolo He says it like o ko.

[14:08:09] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[14:08:28] Mikoolo Forgot they made a movie based on The Color Out of Space with the best hollywood actor ever.

[14:46:52] Mikoolo deadly did you know that you're adopted?

[14:47:06] Mikoolo Your new parents are coming to pick you up in a few hours.

[14:48:15] Mikoolo deack, Ice`?

[14:48:25] Mikoolo .t fr en deack

[15:09:00] Mikoolo They got a pretty sweet Volvo 245 in Colour out of Space.

[15:14:35] Mikoolo Is it this irish666? https://youtu.be/gFAZVWd5Edk

[15:20:40] Mikoolo That song is great btw, irish666.

[15:20:48] Mikoolo Why not buy 2 20's?

[15:24:02] Mikoolo I'm kinda tempted to bring a plant beef burger to mums place from MAX and don't tell her it ain't beef.

[15:28:54] Mikoolo Big oof.

[15:29:52] Mikoolo It's the owners that makes them evil.

[15:30:22] Mikoolo foxy: s/cat/demon from hell

[15:30:28] Mikoolo Thats how the dog sees fanum.

[15:32:21] Mikoolo I remember a friends big bro and his current gf back then had a short haired afghan hound.

[15:32:36] Mikoolo Those dogs are huge af, skinny but huge af.

[15:32:53] Mikoolo That dog was afraid of my friends parents cats.

[15:33:30] Mikoolo Ah they called it afghan hound but it probably was a borzoi.

[15:35:19] Mikoolo CLack clack on the floor or ouch when he paws at you?

[15:36:31] Mikoolo Sis in law uses a cable cutter to cut their dog, foxy. It makes much cleaner cuts than the clippers from pet stores.

[15:40:33] Mikoolo Fuck mum called. She scared me. She thought I had the eye checkup appointment today and asked how it went. I had to double check the text I sent her and it was indeed for tomorrow the 28th.

[15:42:26] Mikoolo Hope you get positive news.

[15:43:08] Mikoolo No dog sitting service or are they scared due to the breed?

[15:43:42] Mikoolo It's common with dogs to whine and get scared/sad when they are left alone.

[15:43:48] Mikoolo They are a pack animal.

[15:47:35] Mikoolo I will not be on irc for one or two days from tomorrow sometime after noon.

[15:47:59] Mikoolo Going to dog and housesit while big bro, his wife and the kids go to their cabin up north at the big sea fall.

[15:48:05] Mikoolo big lake fall*

[15:49:02] Mikoolo Nah

[15:49:36] Mikoolo I'll touch his xbox series x.

[15:49:40] Mikoolo It's a normal check up.

[15:49:48] Mikoolo I really hope I get a date for when they remove the stitches tho.

[15:50:09] Mikoolo I am kinda forgetting or postponing taking the eyedrops on time coz I am getting sick of them.

[15:55:38] Mikoolo Nah.

[15:55:42] Mikoolo They can just scoop out the eye.

[15:55:54] Mikoolo I'll get more money from the insurance company then aswell.

[15:56:18] Mikoolo I'm not someone who cries over spilt milk.

[15:56:37] Mikoolo .t en pl cries over spilt milk

[16:13:24] Mikoolo Ah you found a fake trailer, foxy.

[16:13:25] Mikoolo Nice.

[16:20:22] Mikoolo Theres scenes from john wick, constantine and the nick cage ghost riders movies in that one.

[16:28:02] Mikoolo Frogorg https://youtu.be/khB2cnQ583g

[16:29:58] Mikoolo Are you winning auntiekakes?

[16:44:58] Mikoolo Wait.

[16:45:01] Mikoolo What happened Peorth?

[16:45:32] Mikoolo You seem a bit underdressed atm.

[16:46:07] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech why did you demote the channel owner Peorth?

[16:53:05] Mikoolo He might go to the CIA Blacksite prison I got a job at to provide the inmates with morale inspiring live singing, foxy, irish666.

[16:53:53] Mikoolo The warden said that my singing was inspiring while he was crying blood from his ears.

[17:00:43] Mikoolo Diddy fiddler.

[17:35:25] Mikoolo Phonedetox, foxy.

[17:35:37] Mikoolo Whats your new phone brand/model, foxy?

[17:35:59] Mikoolo My condolences.

[18:07:56] Mikoolo Oh yeah, you got like 4, h4?

[18:08:00] Mikoolo Hence 4 in your nick.

[18:08:27] Mikoolo parents.

[18:08:58] Mikoolo Also h4 I got good news! You're adopted!

[18:09:05] Mikoolo Your new parents are coming to pick you up in a hour.

[18:19:27] Mikoolo Wof and h4 sharing a bed. Doing the f u c k i n g!

[18:20:57] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/g-x6tQYwl84

[18:23:01] Mikoolo Wasn't that yesterday?

[18:23:06] Mikoolo Also, sorry I forgot, h4.

[18:25:06] Mikoolo Tomorrow is the 70th anniversary of the crimean war, h4.

[18:25:16] Mikoolo 1854 – Crimean War: France and Britain declare war on Russia

[18:33:19] Mikoolo h4: s/EISENBAHN!!!/TITANIC SET BUILDING!!!!

[18:33:53] Mikoolo My likes the building but then she doesn't play with it anymore.

[18:34:28] Mikoolo Don't bite the doctor, foxy. They got all kinds of bacteria on their skin after seeing many people each day.

[18:34:56] Mikoolo ComputerTech is not a bacteria, he's a parasite, wof.

[18:35:59] Mikoolo Oh yeah doc appointment in 14 hours and 10 minutes for me.

[18:39:58] Mikoolo I bet they would install windows on all your computers a week after you kick the bucket.

[18:40:13] Mikoolo If you fail getting your niece into becoming a linux user.

[18:50:00] Mikoolo What was his new name, h4?

[18:50:06] Mikoolo ComputerPaste?

[18:50:49] Mikoolo He was never a intern, kamper. He was a recepticle.

[18:51:13] Mikoolo Zuid Afrika paste, ComputerTech.

[18:51:18] Mikoolo .cc .za

[18:51:25] Mikoolo There zom.

[18:51:26] Mikoolo ComputerTech *

[18:51:31] Mikoolo za = south africa.

[18:51:54] Mikoolo I already gave you good irish words.

[18:52:00] Mikoolo You could use as names.

[18:52:17] Mikoolo But nooo.

[18:52:23] Mikoolo You're ashamed of your heritage.

[18:53:26] Mikoolo I know now, ComputerTech. Name it after the most famous northern irish person. Name it NeesonPaste.

[18:54:24] Mikoolo Or you could name it after your hometown, ComputerTech. DungPaste.

[18:54:40] Mikoolo .w -n ComputerTech

[18:54:46] Mikoolo Yeah

[18:54:57] Mikoolo I know it.

[18:55:20] Mikoolo You live in The Bush, ComputerTech.

[18:55:35] Mikoolo ComputerTech: yes.

[18:56:06] Mikoolo .w The Bush, UK

[18:56:10] Mikoolo .w The Bush

[18:56:21] Mikoolo It's a real fekkin' place east of Dungannon.

[18:56:39] Mikoolo With your mum?

[18:57:07] Mikoolo D:

[19:09:43] Mikoolo .cc 5000 swiss francs to euro

[19:10:46] Mikoolo .cc 1 chf5000 to gbp

[19:10:55] Mikoolo okok

[19:11:15] Mikoolo It's missing .uk at the end, ComputerTech.

[19:11:18] Mikoolo Thats whats wrong.

[19:11:39] Mikoolo computertech.ie

[19:11:51] Mikoolo computertech.ie !

[19:11:57] Mikoolo Ja!

[19:12:04] Mikoolo lol kamper

[19:12:25] Mikoolo computertech.us

[19:12:26] Mikoolo :>

[19:12:54] Mikoolo computertech.scot

[19:12:58] Mikoolo .cc .scot

[19:14:03] Mikoolo I KNOW NOW!

[19:14:05] Mikoolo The perfect one!

[19:14:09] Mikoolo Are you sitting down ComputerTech?

[19:14:17] Mikoolo ComputerTech.elite

[19:14:27] Mikoolo .cc .elite

[19:14:40] Mikoolo You could create that domain, ComputerTech.

[19:15:12] Mikoolo Watch They Call Me Trinity, ComputerTech. English dub.

[19:15:55] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/gsVGjKal9_I

[19:15:57] Mikoolo Watch this one

[19:16:47] Mikoolo It's like with \g, h4. Get new games but don't have time to play them.

[19:16:58] Mikoolo ComputerTech collects movies but never watches them.

[19:21:11] Mikoolo sur if you really want to teach ComputerTech a lesson I can invite you to the best anti-computertech channel ever, #ComputerΤech.

[19:21:39] Mikoolo Only true haters of ComputerTech are in #ComputerΤech.

[19:22:32] Mikoolo GardaPaste

[19:23:06] Mikoolo SinnFeinnPaste, ComputerTech.

[19:23:21] Mikoolo SinnFeinPaste *

[19:24:02] Mikoolo ComputerTech if I register computerte.ch you can buy it from me for 15k€

[19:44:41] Mikoolo Thats why the scottish invented scottishegg, realanon89.

[19:48:31] Mikoolo realanon89 eat balut.

[19:49:01] Mikoolo ComputerTech you eat eggs right?

[19:49:06] Mikoolo Or no?

[19:49:28] Mikoolo here.

[19:49:45] Mikoolo Crack the shell open and put it all in your mouth at once.

[19:50:26] Mikoolo Totally gay.

[19:50:40] Mikoolo Ok ComputerTech

[19:50:46] Mikoolo THanks for chosing me, ComputerTech.

[19:53:41] Mikoolo Damn h4. You and I can learn how to do tricks on bicycles aswell now with this easy tutorial. https://i.imgur.com/N7W0u44.mp4

[19:54:12] Mikoolo Yeah

[19:54:21] Mikoolo We can totally learn that.

[19:54:53] Mikoolo I bet I can make double the amount of backflips in the air than that person.

[19:55:16] Mikoolo quintuple!

[19:55:38] Mikoolo octople

[19:55:57] Mikoolo .t en de quintuple

[19:56:07] Mikoolo .t en de sextuple

[19:56:13] Mikoolo .t en de septuple

[19:56:20] Mikoolo .t en de octuple

[19:56:43] Mikoolo I forgot what nine was in latin now.

[19:56:46] Mikoolo Non?

[19:56:52] Mikoolo .t en de nontuple

[19:57:02] Mikoolo .t en de notuple

[19:58:15] Mikoolo oo

[19:58:19] Mikoolo .t en de nonuple

[19:58:21] Mikoolo no

[19:58:28] Mikoolo .t en de dectuple

[19:58:30] Mikoolo k

[19:58:30] Mikoolo fu

[19:58:32] Mikoolo racist

[19:58:38] Mikoolo .k Internets :(

[19:59:32] Mikoolo I really fucking hope they'll give me a date for when they'll remove the stitches tomorrow.

[20:03:05] Mikoolo You don't use a timer?

[20:03:35] Mikoolo Get a regular pot from metal that you put on the stove, h4.

[20:03:39] Mikoolo And put a timer on your phone.

[20:04:18] Mikoolo Ah yeah, you got a gas stove.

[20:04:24] Mikoolo You should get an electric one.

[20:05:02] Mikoolo Getting a specific machine for boiling eggs is fuckig stupid imo.

[20:05:08] Mikoolo Consumerism af too.

[20:05:29] Mikoolo Soon you'll get a specific machine to boil pasta instead for using the stove, h4.

[20:06:23] Mikoolo Soon you'll have to get a bigger apartment to store all the specific cooking stuff that only have one use.

[20:07:16] Mikoolo Ah germany has a lack of water.

[20:07:25] Mikoolo Didn't know that you need to ration it out there.

[20:08:58] Mikoolo It's like ComputerTech reinventing the wheel when he codes something.

[20:09:12] Mikoolo Instead for using the stove and a normal pot you got a specific machine for it.

[20:09:55] Mikoolo Is electricity super expensive there or do they increase electricity production because people boil eggs?

[20:38:50] Mikoolo .trivia 3

[20:38:59] Mikoolo In igloos

[20:39:03] Mikoolo At sea

[20:39:05] Mikoolo fish

[20:39:09] Mikoolo fuck

[20:39:31] Mikoolo feal

[20:39:35] Mikoolo feet

[20:39:53] Mikoolo Malaysia

[20:39:55] Mikoolo australia

[20:40:03] Mikoolo Junior

[20:43:37] Mikoolo .cc mohair

[20:44:00] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[20:44:28] Mikoolo radioactivated

[20:44:43] Mikoolo appendix

[20:44:56] Mikoolo antelopes

[20:45:08] Mikoolo badminton

[20:45:19] Mikoolo gold

[20:45:21] Mikoolo hair

[20:45:28] Mikoolo teenage pornstars

[20:45:37] Mikoolo teenage students

[20:45:45] Mikoolo teenage hostages

[20:45:56] Mikoolo teenage kidnappers

[20:46:02] Mikoolo teenage badgers

[20:46:23] Mikoolo btw wildting2

[20:46:32] Mikoolo I enabled milliseconds on my timestamps.

[20:47:07] Mikoolo [21:45:07:822] <Trivia> Winner: wildting2; Answer: badminton; Time: 6.600s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 73

[20:47:07] Mikoolo [21:45:07:746] <@wildting2> badminton

[20:47:07] Mikoolo [21:45:08:091] <&Mikoolo> badminton

[20:47:34] Mikoolo I was 3ms slower than you.

[20:48:00] Mikoolo nah

[20:48:15] Mikoolo If it was due to ping I would appear before you.

[20:48:23] Mikoolo But you getting the right answer.

[20:51:45] Mikoolo .u wildting2's fortune

[20:54:12] Mikoolo Never had icelandic beer.

[20:54:26] Mikoolo Spell the names after just looking ONCE at the name, wildting2.

[20:54:36] Mikoolo AND use the correct letters, wildting2l.

[20:54:43] Mikoolo wildting2*

[20:58:00] Mikoolo Thats one annoying guy.

[20:58:23] Mikoolo This is a real beer reviewer on youtube https://youtu.be/RK_tu1WyaG0

[20:58:31] Mikoolo THat beer is absolutely lovely.

[20:58:56] Mikoolo Almost 10k videos on his channel.

[21:07:24] Mikoolo What did you serve him with, wildting2?

[21:19:02] Mikoolo Hows your swedish asshole gamebot going, irish666?

[21:24:20] Mikoolo Do you have a siesta every day, wof?

[21:24:37] Mikoolo Nice.

[21:24:44] Mikoolo .w

[21:50:30] Mikoolo With me, Salvaje.

[21:50:42] Mikoolo I paid his pimp for a all nighter with cuddling and spooning.

[21:51:09] Mikoolo Hello little spoon.

[21:52:28] Mikoolo bef = better eat feathers

[21:52:48] Mikoolo .u bef

[21:53:42] Mikoolo I remember msn messenger.

[21:53:56] Mikoolo wb

[21:54:02] Mikoolo Hope you got good news, foxy.

[21:54:13] Mikoolo Yeah wez. I'm old after all.

[21:54:41] Mikoolo I never used icq, wez.

[21:54:59] Mikoolo It wasn't that popular in sweden, wez.

[21:55:26] Mikoolo Do you remember what DC++ hubs you used to join to download stuff from, Salvaje?

[21:55:57] Mikoolo ah

[21:56:27] Mikoolo I had 8mbit adsl and could chill in some really big hubs coz I socialized and got OP in some networks, Salvaje.

[21:57:15] Mikoolo There was some pretty nice dc clients like zion that allowed you to download from multiple people at once, like bittorrent, Salvaje.

[21:57:21] Mikoolo zion++ *

[21:57:51] Mikoolo oh

[21:57:57] Mikoolo .log

[21:58:47] Mikoolo wez the metal thing is stainless steel.

[21:59:12] Mikoolo And thanks to fucking irish666 I also suspect I might be 1% chinese thanks to it.

[21:59:49] Mikoolo Ni hao ching chong!

[22:01:31] Mikoolo yeah

[22:01:41] Mikoolo But it's not the n-word. Just sounds like it.

[22:16:26] Mikoolo $tell esjay https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CTokkdro5OU?feature=share

[22:19:10] Mikoolo One of the ways is called bier, HelderHeid.

[22:19:25] Mikoolo Jägermeister is another one.

[22:19:46] Mikoolo Feuerwurst is also another one.

[22:19:55] Mikoolo .t de en feuerwurst

[22:20:41] Mikoolo Also bed time. Gotta get up quite early tomorrow for my appointment at 09:45

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