IRC Driven

[16:22:46] Mikoolo Good.

[16:22:48] Mikoolo AT home now.

[16:22:52] Mikoolo I know Fensta.

[16:23:01] Mikoolo I was responsible for it.

[16:23:04] Mikoolo April 1st.

[16:23:31] Mikoolo Tought if people checked the cause of death I wrote they'd realize it's a joke.

[16:23:48] Mikoolo But I guess people don't tend to check logs.

[16:23:54] Mikoolo .log

[16:24:26] Mikoolo "<tabletoolo> Nah. He did the same thing as that Scottish guy. Smeared peanut butter on his dick and the dog tore it all off"

[16:25:37] Mikoolo Apparently I would have gotten close up pics on my stitches today but I miss understood the foreigner doctor I had.

[16:26:05] Mikoolo High eye pressure.

[16:26:13] Mikoolo 48 in right eye, 17 in left.

[16:26:21] Mikoolo Don't know on what measurement scale.

[16:27:08] Mikoolo It doesn't hurt.

[16:27:20] Mikoolo The nurse asked me if it did so I guess we can feel pain like that in the eye.

[16:28:32] Mikoolo That sucks ass, Fensta.

[16:28:54] Mikoolo I told the doctor "Just get a icecream scoop and *PLOP* the eye is fixed!"

[16:29:34] Mikoolo Just get some fresh crabs from a cheap polish prostitute instead, ComputerTech.

[16:31:40] Mikoolo No fifel. Genetalia crabs for ComputerTech.

[16:31:41] Mikoolo Cheap.

[16:31:44] Mikoolo And fresh.

[16:32:51] Mikoolo Hi

[16:33:19] Mikoolo Nice

[16:33:36] Mikoolo Excellent if ***oc never comes, Ice`.

[16:33:49] Mikoolo I'd kick his ass faster than you can spell Kalsarikännisä.

[16:34:44] Mikoolo Damn it has it's own wiki article D: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantsdrunk

[16:34:50] Mikoolo Ever been that drunk ComputerTech?

[16:44:18] Mikoolo Some retard put a snes with zelda a link to the past and super mario for sale for 3000 sek

[16:44:25] Mikoolo .cc 3000 sek to gbp

[16:44:30] Mikoolo Nothing in mint condition.

[16:44:38] Mikoolo No boxes or manuals either.

[16:45:10] Mikoolo I was tempted to buy it, Fensta. So I sent them a message and thats how I know theres no boxes.

[16:45:25] Mikoolo And I lost interest at that point considering the price.

[16:45:52] Mikoolo And tops I'd pay like 500 sek considering the yellow tint on the console.

[16:45:58] Mikoolo Sek = Swedish Kronor

[16:46:05] Mikoolo Krona is czech, Fensta.

[16:46:29] Mikoolo 1 krona 2 kronor.

[16:46:43] Mikoolo The king wears a krona on his head.

[16:48:12] Mikoolo Norway uses nok not euro.

[16:49:16] Mikoolo Finland is the only scandinavian country that uses euro.

[16:49:54] Mikoolo .yt stratovarius black diamond

[16:49:58] Mikoolo There Fensta

[16:50:19] Mikoolo Fensta he's not a hippie tho. He has a specific egg boiling machine.

[16:50:39] Mikoolo A normal pot and a stove is too stone age for him.

[16:51:33] Mikoolo Also

[16:51:43] Mikoolo How many times did I mention that starfield sucks?

[16:52:12] Mikoolo So I got some catching up to do then.

[16:52:28] Mikoolo Yes mints. I'm a bot.

[16:52:39] Mikoolo A highly responsive conversation bot.

[16:52:45] Mikoolo Naah.

[16:52:50] Mikoolo Neuro-Sama is my maker, mints.

[16:54:01] Mikoolo malmsten *

[16:54:51] Mikoolo Malmsteen as he prevers to write it as.

[16:54:56] Mikoolo Orestone in english

[16:55:06] Mikoolo prefers*

[16:55:51] Mikoolo I haven't toched it for a week now, h4.

[16:55:56] Mikoolo touched*

[16:56:16] Mikoolo Did you fight the hobo wizard in the sewers, h4?

[16:57:26] Mikoolo Did you get to see doggo h4?

[16:57:33] Mikoolo I can reupload a nice pic of her to imgur for you h4.

[16:59:06] Mikoolo pankakes demanded that I'd give her to her, h4.

[16:59:19] Mikoolo Fuck no.

[16:59:24] Mikoolo I don't want to die that soon.

[16:59:53] Mikoolo h4 https://i.imgur.com/JBsL0fh.jpeg

[17:00:12] Mikoolo Thats the same dog as the one in the pic with the dead moose/elk.

[17:00:42] Mikoolo here pankakes https://i.imgur.com/tcIVvam.png

[17:01:12] Mikoolo First or second?

[17:01:46] Mikoolo It ain't a ikea table. It's massive wood.

[17:11:06] Mikoolo Oh yeah. Weekend next week I'll help my brother to calibrate his surround system.

[17:11:24] Mikoolo The way he has it now is for people high on mushrooms.

[17:17:05] Mikoolo I have to wear a warning sign that says "Sarcasm Ahead, keep away!"

[17:17:32] Mikoolo But if you mean the surround system HelderHeid? Yeah.

[17:17:47] Mikoolo Front left speaker doesn't do any sound at all.

[17:18:08] Mikoolo And he had the sound settings as "Stereo output" on the xbox.

[17:18:50] Mikoolo And the amplifier thingy for the speakers shows the set up as 7.1 when he has 5.1 speaker set up.

[17:19:40] Mikoolo I played a fps game on it this week and I kept looking to my right by instinct whenever some camera system made noise in Atomic Heart but it was always to my left in the game.

[17:21:24] Mikoolo It's a decent surround system. Not high end but not low end either.

[17:21:30] Mikoolo A yamaha, let me check the model.

[17:22:29] Mikoolo Yamaha RXV 659

[17:25:18] Mikoolo Fix'd.

[17:26:06] Mikoolo hi grungebarbie

[17:26:24] Mikoolo Secure Ops is off?

[17:26:40] Mikoolo Who cried tears of blood to have it disabled?

[17:26:59] Mikoolo Save money for a breast enhancement surgery, Ice`.

[17:28:08] Mikoolo Thats hard to do considering french cuisine, h4.

[17:28:16] Mikoolo Snails, frogs and bread.

[17:28:53] Mikoolo Go get mcdonalds and kfc fat then.

[17:29:19] Mikoolo Don't do Burger King coz imo their burgers doesn't taste as bad as mcdonalds.

[17:29:46] Mikoolo Or better up, HelderHeid. Ice` should start dating a cake maker.

[17:31:46] Mikoolo The doggo I posted earlier is cuter, grungebarbie.

[17:32:02] Mikoolo grungebarbie https://i.imgur.com/JBsL0fh.jpeg

[17:32:47] Mikoolo Sis-in-laws baby, Ice`.

[17:34:01] Mikoolo the dog is big bro's and sis-in-laws but I consider her to be sis-in-laws coz she's bounded really hard to her.

[17:34:19] Mikoolo Apparently she started crying and howling when they got back home today when she heard my sis-in-law.

[17:36:05] Mikoolo This is the breed. So people won't assume it's a husky because of the colour pattern https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4mthund

[17:36:40] Mikoolo "Historically these dogs have been used to hunt a wide variety of game including bear, elk, wolf and lynx."

[17:36:48] Mikoolo Couragous and sturdy medium sized breed.

[17:38:29] Mikoolo I guess you got a gf now, zof.

[17:39:53] Mikoolo I saw in scientific instruction videos that army wives tend to keep each other and other military personel entertained.

[17:40:54] Mikoolo War changes people, grungebarbie.

[17:42:17] Mikoolo Fuck having 4 dogs.

[17:42:52] Mikoolo German shepherds is the reason why I personally hate breeding standards for dogs. Regarding HelderHeid's hip question.

[17:43:25] Mikoolo German shepherds are going the same way as the pug has done.

[17:43:31] Mikoolo Breeded into destruction.

[17:44:13] Mikoolo Hip issues in many many many many pure bred german shepherds, zof.

[17:44:40] Mikoolo Who is this Mik-oolo cunt, h4?

[17:45:06] Mikoolo Here Ice`. Have op.

[17:45:29] Mikoolo Not cool.

[17:45:54] Mikoolo Never knew you favoured americans over europeans, h4.

[17:47:18] Mikoolo Heres a historic depiction of a pug, zof https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Henry_Bernard_Chalon_-_A_favorite_pug_%281802%29.jpg/1024px-Henry_Bernard_Chalon_-_A_favorite_pug_%281802%29.jpg

[17:47:55] Mikoolo Pugs these days looks like someone shamed a shovel into their faces.

[17:47:58] Mikoolo smashed*

[17:49:26] Mikoolo Chihuahuas ain't dogs, Ice`.

[17:49:39] Mikoolo They are not yet killed loafers.

[17:51:22] Mikoolo I did not know skateboards got breaks, h4.

[17:52:42] Mikoolo No, Ice`. The chinese likes pets. h4 likes well behaved non-human family members.

[17:53:34] Mikoolo Please continue to snipe h4's ducks, cba.

[17:54:08] Mikoolo .log

[17:57:04] Mikoolo Nice, h4. But please don't get your bot in here.

[17:57:24] Mikoolo But considering that ComputerTech "touched" your bot I assume it's a non functional bot now, h4.

[17:58:03] Mikoolo !request akick ComputerTech for killing h4.

[17:59:09] Mikoolo Juest, ComputerTech killed h4.

[17:59:19] Mikoolo So ComputerTech is the cause behind that kick, Juest.

[18:00:14] Mikoolo h4 just shows them german 1940's hospitality whenever they show up outside the areas that visitors are not allowed to leave, Juest.

[18:02:20] Mikoolo Damn h4. So much shit happened on april 4th.

[18:02:37] Mikoolo Founding of Microsoft, SS and more.

[18:02:43] Mikoolo O

[18:02:57] Mikoolo MLK was assassinated on april 4th.

[18:03:41] Mikoolo Damn h4. So much shit happened on april 4th.

[18:03:44] Mikoolo Founding of Microsoft, SS and more.

[18:03:56] Mikoolo MLK was also assassinated on april 4th

[18:04:38] Mikoolo Also NATO day tomorrow.

[18:05:41] Mikoolo No, just germans forced to end their vacation in hungary, h4.

[18:06:13] Mikoolo And CCCP started their vacation in Hungary

[18:06:13] Mikoolo 1945 – World War II: Soviet Red Army troops liberate Hungary from German occupation and occupy the country themselves.

[18:06:47] Mikoolo NATO's b-day too.

[18:07:47] Mikoolo The first artificial heart was also implanted, h4.

[18:08:45] Mikoolo WTC was also Inaugurated on april 4th.

[18:08:57] Mikoolo Yeah

[18:09:01] Mikoolo Silly imo.

[18:09:39] Mikoolo Nah

[18:09:53] Mikoolo Imo you'd have to squint to see it as the SS symbol, HelderHeid.

[18:12:08] Mikoolo oo

[18:13:09] Mikoolo The one with Rutger Hauer?

[18:13:19] Mikoolo Yeah that one.

[18:13:34] Mikoolo I've always planned to watch it but I always kept forgetting it.

[18:13:38] Mikoolo It's based on a book too iirc.,

[18:14:47] Mikoolo Yeah

[18:15:02] Mikoolo There was a sequel.

[18:15:38] Mikoolo It's apparently shite

[18:15:59] Mikoolo From 2003

[18:16:16] Mikoolo Takes place 15 years after the first movie, HelderHeid.

[18:17:08] Mikoolo TIL

[18:17:14] Mikoolo Rutger Hauer isn't german D:

[18:19:59] Mikoolo h4 https://i.imgur.com/suGm5zL.gif

[18:20:11] Mikoolo It's ok, yousei.

[18:20:34] Mikoolo I got tired of seeing t****'s retardation, yousei.

[18:20:51] Mikoolo No

[18:21:07] Mikoolo Imagine the biggest vtuber fan ever, h4.

[18:21:13] Mikoolo The epitome of vtuber fan.

[18:21:17] Mikoolo The absolute stereotype.

[18:21:44] Mikoolo The channel is happier now tho, yousei.

[18:22:19] Mikoolo I did not ban PapaFrog, PapaFrog.

[18:22:42] Mikoolo I beat you to it, h4.

[18:24:08] Mikoolo ComputerTech and PapaFrog, h4?

[18:24:14] Mikoolo Ah lurker36 too.

[18:25:20] Mikoolo :D

[18:25:29] Mikoolo ^5 mints

[18:25:45] Mikoolo Bad ComputerTech.

[18:25:54] Mikoolo SPAM

[18:26:00] Mikoolo SPAAAAAAM

[18:26:33] Mikoolo Nein, h4.

[18:26:36] Mikoolo Ist gut Mikoolo!

[18:26:57] Mikoolo .t auf jeden du alte Mundnutte!

[18:27:08] Mikoolo esjay I got high eye pressure tho.

[18:27:17] Mikoolo 48, don't know in what units.

[18:27:47] Mikoolo h4's units, foxy?

[18:27:54] Mikoolo Thats worse than horrible.

[18:27:57] Mikoolo I'd be everywhere.

[18:28:10] Mikoolo It's not ok.

[18:28:13] Mikoolo But I got eyedrops for it.

[18:28:22] Mikoolo Nurse asked me if I had pain in my eye but I said no.

[18:29:05] Mikoolo I had like the double of whats considered normal eye pressure, foxy.

[18:29:26] Mikoolo yah

[18:29:37] Mikoolo hectogram?

[18:29:53] Mikoolo .cc mmHg

[18:29:57] Mikoolo Damn

[18:30:16] Mikoolo [20:29:54:322] -Internets- [W|A] mmHg (millimeter of mercury) = 1 mmHg | 1000 μmHg (micrometers of mercury)

[18:30:16] Mikoolo :D

[18:30:46] Mikoolo Can't damage it more than I already did.

[18:31:02] Mikoolo It would go pop, PapaFrog.

[18:37:12] Mikoolo Frogorg did you see cute doggie?

[18:37:34] Mikoolo Here Frogorg https://i.imgur.com/JBsL0fh.jpg

[18:38:16] Mikoolo She is the best girl, Frogorg.

[18:38:46] Mikoolo She never woke me up in the morning so she could go out to have a morning pee or poop, Frogorg.

[18:38:51] Mikoolo Infact I woke her up instead.

[18:39:26] Mikoolo I also spoiled her a lot Frogorg.

[18:39:32] Mikoolo I gave her a title.

[18:39:43] Mikoolo Quality Assurance Operator.

[18:39:53] Mikoolo Threw her a slice of ham whenever I made a sandwich.

[18:40:27] Mikoolo If h1 drools in confusion does the number indicate your iq?

[18:41:28] Mikoolo What if CoolKevin doesn't like you, h4?

[18:42:22] Mikoolo .k lurker36 no minionism here

[18:42:42] Mikoolo Could have been worse, lurker36.

[18:43:02] Mikoolo Apparently I was a tad bit faster than h4, lurker36.

[18:43:16] Mikoolo @ustats

[18:43:37] Mikoolo 33 and I've only been active for a few hours.

[18:44:05] Mikoolo I wasn't even home for a week, h4.

[18:44:25] Mikoolo Internets is here.

[18:44:37] Mikoolo It was sad that I wasn't here.

[18:44:50] Mikoolo I might be the only one that prefers it over Angel.

[18:47:17] Mikoolo Si?

[18:47:27] Mikoolo Nice

[18:47:44] Mikoolo Ofc he wouldn't know anything about it, for that reason.

[18:48:07] Mikoolo I bet Peorth is the one in charge for doleing out the money to the winner of Duckhunt.

[18:48:36] Mikoolo I think his wife documented it, h4.

[18:48:40] Mikoolo daughter*

[18:49:02] Mikoolo @seen thefathermind

[18:49:15] Mikoolo tbf

[18:49:26] Mikoolo Is there anyone Peorth wants in here?

[18:49:50] Mikoolo Pour half the coffee out from the mug then drink the rest, Frogorg.

[18:50:31] Mikoolo If you want to have half the coffee but the same strength then put it on a pot on the stove and boil off 50% of the water, Frogorg.

[18:52:39] Mikoolo He doesn't have the height to pull off h8, grungebarbie.

[18:53:58] Mikoolo unfall is the opposite of fall.

[18:54:09] Mikoolo Or spring.

[18:54:44] Mikoolo Waffleass, thats what it means.

[18:55:08] Mikoolo .t ro en vaffanculo

[18:55:13] Mikoolo .t es en vaffanculo

[18:55:17] Mikoolo .t it en vaffanculo

[18:56:25] Mikoolo h4 I have to say this tho.

[18:56:29] Mikoolo RDR 2 is a pretty game.

[18:56:44] Mikoolo Easily one of the prettiest games even on current gen consoles.

[18:57:01] Mikoolo Big bro is one.

[18:57:06] Mikoolo Played on his series x this week.

[18:57:24] Mikoolo Starfield is such a letdown.

[18:57:35] Mikoolo Bethesda should have used a different engine for that game.

[18:57:52] Mikoolo It really shows it's limitations in that game.

[18:58:14] Mikoolo Yeah

[18:58:17] Mikoolo Through game pass.

[18:58:33] Mikoolo I got annoyed by all the fucking menu clicking.

[18:58:48] Mikoolo And the mid 2000's cutscenes for everything.

[18:59:09] Mikoolo Technically speaking No Mans Sky is a more advanced game than Starfield.

[18:59:30] Mikoolo Starfield has cutscenes hiding loading times for everything.

[18:59:46] Mikoolo I know.

[18:59:59] Mikoolo Same fucking shitty companion ai since skyrim too.

[19:00:09] Mikoolo If not even older, Fallout 3.

[19:00:22] Mikoolo BG3 is excellent.

[19:00:34] Mikoolo Did you like the hobo wizard in the sewers, zof?

[19:00:52] Mikoolo No

[19:01:01] Mikoolo The hobo wizard in the sewers, h4.

[19:01:11] Mikoolo You'd know who I am speaking of if you've met him.

[19:01:25] Mikoolo You get a nice cloak if you kill him.

[19:01:36] Mikoolo Yeah.

[19:01:46] Mikoolo All the fucking grease minions he has, zof.

[19:02:14] Mikoolo They look like they are made from poop tbh.

[19:02:44] Mikoolo Monster

[19:03:20] Mikoolo zof, the cloak is nice tho "Flaming Shroud: A creature that damages the wearer within 2 m / 7 ft receives Burning Burning."

[19:03:41] Mikoolo -burning. Stupid icon added a second burning.

[19:04:10] Mikoolo What about

[19:04:13] Mikoolo .t sv pl röd tjur

[19:04:30] Mikoolo .t sv fi röd tjur

[19:04:34] Mikoolo wtf

[19:04:52] Mikoolo .t sv pl röd

[19:04:57] Mikoolo .t sv pl tjur

[19:05:00] Mikoolo That

[19:05:03] Mikoolo czerwony byk

[19:05:13] Mikoolo caffeine?

[19:05:24] Mikoolo I meant because of it, Frogorg?

[19:06:17] Mikoolo What about disharmonic music, Frogorg?

[19:07:59] Mikoolo Why not accept sleepyness and go to bed?

[19:11:08] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech spam

[19:11:25] Mikoolo There should be a proper command for that.

[19:11:40] Mikoolo That only I and h4 have access to.

[19:11:51] Mikoolo Or other with equally high or higher access level.

[19:12:10] Mikoolo I am thinking about your well being ComputerTech.

[19:12:35] Mikoolo And absolutely not because others would abuse it and then you'd disable it and I and h4 would be unable to use the bot, ComputerTech.

[19:13:06] Mikoolo And also put like a 2 or 3 hour cool down time on it.

[19:14:03] Mikoolo And whenever you say brb and don't type anything for 10 minutes after that brb the timer would reset, ComputerTech.

[19:14:24] Mikoolo Not within 10 minutes after the brb, but 10 minutes after the brb.

[19:15:01] Mikoolo And if you did type anything after that 10 minute window it wouldn't reset.

[19:24:12] Mikoolo Btw.

[19:24:20] Mikoolo It was really nice to be irc free for a week.

[19:24:35] Mikoolo You're ok, Frogorg.

[19:25:13] Mikoolo Nothing.

[19:25:34] Mikoolo It's about ComputerTech's mum, yousei.

[19:25:46] Mikoolo And what a fine piece of backside she is.

[19:26:14] Mikoolo Nice

[19:26:16] Mikoolo Ah yeah.

[19:26:31] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaHlveGV5ZmhzZTUzd3Nsem1qdGc0NWIxZ2RqOG5idTVjNHdmaGl5byZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/loAIXplItSwthq7AIG/giphy.gif

[19:26:35] Mikoolo Thats one long ass link D:

[19:28:01] Mikoolo btw Frogorg heres a warning about yousei.

[19:28:03] Mikoolo A big warning.

[19:28:05] Mikoolo He's finnish.

[19:32:13] Mikoolo One does not say his name, yousei.

[19:32:19] Mikoolo It might summon him.

[19:40:09] Mikoolo I found that one generic.

[19:40:43] Mikoolo Same

[19:41:13] Mikoolo Here yousei. This is good shit if you ask me. https://youtu.be/XC7fGcO7qwc

[19:42:11] Mikoolo It ain't.

[19:44:02] Mikoolo Heres a love song for you yousei https://youtu.be/lxkoGPYOxYQ

[19:47:03] Mikoolo Here's a love song yousei. https://youtu.be/G1gj1Fw7yt8

[19:47:41] Mikoolo What about jap love songs yousei?

[19:48:27] Mikoolo Here yousei https://youtu.be/P_XF8vjOrWE

[19:49:07] Mikoolo Masayuki Suzuki is great.

[19:50:59] Mikoolo O

[19:51:45] Mikoolo I haven't linked any vtubers at all for a week, h4.

[19:52:59] Mikoolo Oh yeah yousei. This is h4. He's quite trigger happy with /kick

[19:53:14] Mikoolo So don't take them personally if you happen to get his eyes on you..

[19:53:31] Mikoolo [21:53:13:828] <&Mikoolo> So don't take them personally if you happen to get his eyes on you..

[19:54:21] Mikoolo Yee

[19:54:36] Mikoolo Was gonna point it out before you did the .t

[19:54:58] Mikoolo yousei, stupid question. Seen Love is War?

[19:55:10] Mikoolo Why some?

[19:55:27] Mikoolo Ah

[19:55:32] Mikoolo That song I linked is the op for it.

[19:55:35] Mikoolo But you probably noticed it.

[19:55:55] Mikoolo I like it coz it's so different than most anime op's.

[19:56:13] Mikoolo Most are either rock or digital.

[19:57:06] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech. Reason?: He's going to spam End3r's nick soon.

[19:58:07] Mikoolo Sure yousei.

[19:59:53] Mikoolo It's ok ComputerTech. He ain't here for me either.

[20:00:05] Mikoolo Do

[20:00:07] Mikoolo Not

[20:00:27] Mikoolo See this fist I am holding up, ComputerTech?

[20:00:52] Mikoolo It's only tiny because it's far away, ComputerTech.

[20:01:20] Mikoolo .cc distance lulea warsaw

[20:01:33] Mikoolo .cc 924 miles to km

[20:01:40] Mikoolo DAMN

[20:01:44] Mikoolo 1km away

[20:01:53] Mikoolo .cc 924.2 miles to km

[20:02:16] Mikoolo .cc 924.5 miles to km

[20:02:23] Mikoolo .cc 924.6 miles to km

[20:02:26] Mikoolo There

[20:03:00] Mikoolo mine too then, h4. AlterEgo_ doesn't make it a big deal that he's a fag.

[20:04:04] Mikoolo Nothing annoys me more than people substituting their lack of personality with politics, sexuality or gender identity.

[20:04:32] Mikoolo Nice.

[20:04:35] Mikoolo New german Metallica then.

[20:05:38] Mikoolo Learn this one instead h4 https://youtu.be/pEBp9ulELLA

[20:05:57] Mikoolo Old metallica is great imo.

[20:06:20] Mikoolo lords of summer is their best new song imo.

[20:07:04] Mikoolo You should separate the art from the artist, h4.

[20:07:23] Mikoolo Buy a fleshlight, Frogorg.

[20:07:28] Mikoolo And lube.

[20:07:47] Mikoolo Trust me. You don't want to thrust into it without lube, Frogorg.

[20:08:53] Mikoolo This is a great amv for a imo great anime https://youtu.be/AKx9c9O4cbQ

[20:10:01] Mikoolo Oh yeah I had a 240g burger for lunch/dinner, with fries.

[20:10:06] Mikoolo Still not hungry.

[20:10:48] Mikoolo Dream of a poland free from german rule, Frogorg.

[20:11:16] Mikoolo He'd just surround himself with bodyguards and kick people in real life.

[20:11:39] Mikoolo Old slow people? He'll kick them.

[20:11:56] Mikoolo Kids playing in the park? He'll kick them too.

[20:12:07] Mikoolo Cats? He won't kick them coz they are not disturbing him.

[20:12:34] Mikoolo People walking too close to the bicycle lane? He'll kick them for sure.

[20:12:51] Mikoolo People pushing ahead in queues? He'll kick those twice.

[20:13:31] Mikoolo People eating non-german food? He'll kick them really hard and shove a knockwurst into their mouths.

[20:13:51] Mikoolo knackwurst*

[20:14:37] Mikoolo Bicyclists that doesn't respect traffic laws? h4 will kick them the hardest because they give people like h4 a bad rep.

[20:15:02] Mikoolo No

[20:15:03] Mikoolo Kick them.

[20:15:43] Mikoolo I always wait for green light whenever I walk in town just because of that reason h4.

[20:15:48] Mikoolo Incase kids are watching.

[20:16:19] Mikoolo Except that one police car waiting for just you.

[20:17:50] Mikoolo Do you need help to find fap material, Frogorg?

[20:18:35] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[20:18:41] Mikoolo ComputerTech is nearby, Frogorg.

[20:18:46] Mikoolo He'd do it for free.

[20:19:10] Mikoolo You can keep the money and buy some new computer hardware instead then, Frogorg.

[20:19:52] Mikoolo You reminded me of a skit with Ava Addams now, h4.

[20:38:59] Mikoolo Stop invite spamming, ComputerTech.

[20:39:43] Mikoolo You didn't even wait one second between each invite, ComputerTech.

[20:40:11] Mikoolo I do apologize for this spam from me now.

[20:40:13] Mikoolo [22:38:35:027] * ComputerTech invited h4 to #computertech

[20:40:13] Mikoolo [22:38:34:666] * ComputerTech invited h4 to #computertech

[20:40:13] Mikoolo [22:38:35:508] * ComputerTech invited h4 to #computertech

[20:40:13] Mikoolo [22:38:36:108] * ComputerTech invited h4 to #computertech

[20:40:13] Mikoolo [22:38:33:982] * ComputerTech invited h4 to #computertech

[20:40:18] Mikoolo Look at the miliseconds, ComputerTech.

[20:40:27] Mikoolo Not even one second between the invites.

[20:40:39] Mikoolo Learn 2 read ComputerTech.

[21:03:15] Mikoolo Are you winning DerBrain?

[21:34:26] Mikoolo Good late evening monsieur Peorth and mr deadly.

[21:35:11] Mikoolo They change term every 10 years or so now.

[21:35:28] Mikoolo Because the new one becomes turns into an insult aswell.

[21:36:32] Mikoolo Funktionsvariation (Function variation) is the new swedish term for mongoloid or handicapped.

[21:36:52] Mikoolo .t sv de funktionsvariation

[21:37:07] Mikoolo .t sv en funktionsvariation

[21:37:23] Mikoolo .t sv en utvecklingstörning

[21:37:31] Mikoolo .t sv en handikappad

[21:38:03] Mikoolo Considering your greet should I take it that ass in Compass is for donkey?

[21:38:10] Mikoolo Compdonkey

[21:38:35] Mikoolo Which one, h4?

[21:38:43] Mikoolo Ah

[21:38:57] Mikoolo Well swedish is a germanic language, h4.

[21:39:12] Mikoolo English is also a germanic language.

[21:39:24] Mikoolo Dream of me, deadly.

[21:39:34] Mikoolo And you'd wake up for sure, deadly.

[21:40:24] Mikoolo He doesn't twiddle his cock on it anymore, h4. He has worn out a hole into the stuffing.

[21:41:29] Mikoolo I'm gonna annoy him and take some of the stuff out of context now h4.

[21:42:55] Mikoolo .quote add <&h4> now go hug ya teddy <@deadly> lol <&h4> and don't twiddle with your cock on it anymore <&Mikoolo> He doesn't twiddle his cock on it anymore, h4. He has worn out a hole into the stuffing. <@deadly> its lumpy and smells of piss

[21:42:56] Mikoolo :D

[21:43:56] Mikoolo I got 4 fucking eyedrops to take each day now.

[21:44:17] Mikoolo One of them 4 times, one 3 times, one 2 times and one 1 time.

[21:44:43] Mikoolo They should just have used the icecream scoop.

[21:44:54] Mikoolo The one to lower the pressure 2 times each day.

[21:44:58] Mikoolo In the morning and in the evening.

[21:45:34] Mikoolo Go see a doctor.

[21:45:49] Mikoolo I used to say that glasses works double as safety glasses.

[21:45:56] Mikoolo I don't anymore due to understandable reasons.

[21:46:23] Mikoolo So you'll have a pair of fake glasses?

[21:46:36] Mikoolo How near sighted are you?

[21:46:44] Mikoolo Or far sighted?

[21:46:57] Mikoolo I'm near sighted af.

[21:47:26] Mikoolo I got the super power to notice microscopic lint on my fingertips.

[21:47:54] Mikoolo Well another super power is that if I don't wear my glasses everyone look the same, except skin colour.

[21:48:17] Mikoolo Ugly as sin? Could be a 10/10 !

[21:53:30] Mikoolo Why would I?

[21:54:30] Mikoolo Are my messages going through ii h4?

[21:54:35] Mikoolo I am banned on swift.

[21:54:41] Mikoolo Nice

[21:55:18] Mikoolo Ain't that hairstyle from a cowboy bebop character?

[21:55:43] Mikoolo No, that character has a hairband.

[21:56:44] Mikoolo Want to see a disturbing pic?

[21:56:49] Mikoolo Not gore or disgusting.

[21:56:51] Mikoolo Just disturbing.

[21:57:08] Mikoolo Don't lie.

[21:57:11] Mikoolo h4 HelderHeid https://i.imgur.com/FvCoVhV.jpg sfw

[21:57:18] Mikoolo Posted it before.

[21:57:24] Mikoolo For some reason some people hate it.

[21:58:07] Mikoolo Theres a girl that made a cosplay out of that meme, h4.

[21:58:38] Mikoolo As you wish h4 https://i.imgur.com/SGlzZ5L.jpeg

[22:02:38] Mikoolo This is what she looks like when she ain't cosplaying, h4 https://media.gettyimages.com/id/632649480/photo/premiere-party-for-syfys-face-off-all-stars-season-11.jpg

[22:02:48] Mikoolo Ah it needed that shit after .jpg

[22:03:41] Mikoolo You can guess whom of these 3 she is, h4 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bb/eb/c5/bbebc52dadb993e31f96224578be81f7.jpg

[22:04:11] Mikoolo inb4 4th option is taken

[22:05:09] Mikoolo Have you seen the classic horror movie They Live, h4?

[22:05:40] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/zLQ2d89vCiw

[22:07:22] Mikoolo I think you'd like it, h4.

[22:08:50] Mikoolo Oh yeah

[22:08:58] Mikoolo Forgot to watch this linus tech tips video

[22:08:59] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/sB1XQYDbzOE

[22:09:46] Mikoolo I got 2 LTT videos you will enjoy tho, h4.

[22:10:17] Mikoolo He reviewed counterfeit LTT merch, h4. https://youtu.be/GT3Cg7dmWxE

[22:14:15] Mikoolo Damn theres still counterfeit ltt stuff on amazon

[22:14:34] Mikoolo Look at this cute pillow case h4 https://www.amazon.com/Ancrkog-Pillows-Pillowcase-Bedroom-Dormitory/dp/B0BLVY3DM5/

[22:15:06] Mikoolo $tell \g buy this https://www.amazon.com/Ancrkog-Pillows-Pillowcase-Bedroom-Dormitory/dp/B0BLVY3DM5/

[22:20:39] Mikoolo Did you see doggo foxy?

[22:21:03] Mikoolo If not then here foxy https://i.imgur.com/JBsL0fh.jpg

[22:22:32] Mikoolo I found Pyotr's dog https://i.imgur.com/H3xDwzO.jpg

[22:23:03] Mikoolo Thats a proper floridian dog breed.

[22:33:49] Mikoolo She's a good girl, foxy.

[22:33:55] Mikoolo Obedient.

[22:34:05] Mikoolo Tho her guard instinct is annoying.

[22:34:14] Mikoolo She barks at anything that walks outside the house.

[22:34:29] Mikoolo Was gonna take a shower and I hear her bark like crazy.

[22:34:50] Mikoolo So I went up from the basement and theres a big fat cat walking on the road.

[22:34:57] Mikoolo She barked as if the house was on fire.

[22:40:03] Mikoolo Can't have half op if you're a op.

[22:40:11] Mikoolo So the frog gets the halfop.

[22:41:06] Mikoolo Same after the last eye drop.

[22:42:31] Mikoolo Nite h4

[22:42:36] Mikoolo Dream of Karlach, h4.

[22:42:50] Mikoolo She's super cute tho.

[22:43:34] Mikoolo How can you say no to this h4? https://i.redd.it/o1y72mt5cstb1.jpg

[22:45:58] Mikoolo Mod, h4.

[22:46:41] Mikoolo Dream of Karlarch!

[22:47:18] Mikoolo It got boring imo, esjay.

[22:47:26] Mikoolo Dead Cells is better imo.

[22:48:58] Mikoolo I forgot to ask you how you say Hades, foxy.

[22:49:08] Mikoolo Or I forgot that I asked.

[22:49:23] Mikoolo Do you say Hayds or Ha-dees, foxy?

[22:49:52] Mikoolo Hay-dees *

[22:55:09] Mikoolo Sven00 heres your theme song https://youtu.be/h1ZMUQEThV8

[23:07:57] Mikoolo Nuts, foxy.

[23:08:22] Mikoolo Are you winning DieBrain?

[23:27:20] Mikoolo Ok before I head to bed I'll post ComputerTech's spirit animal. https://i.imgur.com/nRw9fO8.jpeg

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