IRC Driven

[07:09:16] Mikoolo A morning

[07:23:03] Mikoolo Nah they ain't heavy, he just got loads of them, h4.

[07:23:58] Mikoolo And since he's in finland he has to transport them on a wheelbarrow whenever he goes to a job interview, h4.

[07:24:23] Mikoolo It ain't a high tech country due to the snow and cold and the mandatory anti-freeze called Koskenkorva.

[07:32:32] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://media1.tenor.com/m/TUMH8eoSC4YAAAAC/dallas-stars-victor-e-green.gif

[07:33:52] Mikoolo You could have had chickenpox in the past and is now suffering from shingles, Frogorg.

[07:34:17] Mikoolo Nice

[07:34:35] Mikoolo Boss I had in 2021 got shingles.

[07:34:42] Mikoolo Was at work despite being in pain.

[07:35:55] Mikoolo He said "It would still hurt if I wasn't at work."

[07:36:34] Mikoolo Well more like supervisor.

[07:37:58] Mikoolo You should have a sticker saying "Be happy we're on video chat or I might be chewing in you right now."

[07:38:04] Mikoolo on you*

[07:38:55] Mikoolo BREAKFAST!

[07:39:16] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/sA_eCl4Txzs

[07:40:00] Mikoolo Project Manager: Let me introduce you to your new co-worker chatgpt.

[07:43:01] Mikoolo Homemade pizza it is then!

[07:43:40] Mikoolo I made a mean sandwich burrito/roll the other day.

[07:44:00] Mikoolo Cured salmon, coldsmoked ham, boiled eggs, a strong tasty cheese, mayo.

[07:44:30] Mikoolo Västerbottens ost.

[07:44:38] Mikoolo Imagine parmesan having sex with a cheddar.

[07:44:44] Mikoolo And wham you got västerbottens ost.

[07:46:53] Mikoolo No

[07:47:02] Mikoolo He's finnish tho, h4.

[07:48:01] Mikoolo h4 https://imgur.com/a/9LG7vgY

[07:49:20] Mikoolo He made shoes in switzerland tho.

[07:49:23] Mikoolo But raced in germany.

[07:50:39] Mikoolo Thats because the shoe cartell ordered a hit on him coz he didn't pay them their cut.

[07:51:43] Mikoolo Why you no comment about my sandwich, h4? :(

[07:52:37] Mikoolo You really hate shoemaker.

[07:53:11] Mikoolo Markus Grönholm was more fun on interviews than shoemaker imo.

[07:53:23] Mikoolo Different car sports.

[07:56:18] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/zKJJop740vw

[07:56:38] Mikoolo Timo got fucked by a metal rod or something iirc.

[07:58:08] Mikoolo His english is awesome.

[08:01:18] Mikoolo Sprechen deutsch ist easy.

[08:01:50] Mikoolo Just replace die words you kanst nicht write und say with die engeland words, Frogorg.

[08:03:03] Mikoolo Polish is hard tho.

[08:04:19] Mikoolo You never know if you spelled Grzegorz Brzęczysczysczysczyszczykiewicz right, Frogorg.

[08:04:48] Mikoolo Did I miss one set of czys?

[08:05:18] Mikoolo kurwa

[08:10:39] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/vtw3Oyb.png

[08:31:48] Mikoolo .w

[08:31:59] Mikoolo You're welcome Frogorg. I hate it too.

[09:23:54] Mikoolo That is not allowed, pankakes.

[09:23:58] Mikoolo Please do not drug people.

[09:24:26] Mikoolo It's ok to blow them up, or shoot them down with AR-180's for you.

[09:24:36] Mikoolo But don't drug them down. It's not part of the irish stereotype.

[09:26:05] Mikoolo Stick something your butt then.

[09:26:09] Mikoolo in your*

[09:26:28] Mikoolo If you do it to your own butt, yes.

[09:27:54] Mikoolo It's ok.

[09:28:00] Mikoolo It's a brand new garbage picker.

[09:28:45] Mikoolo Theres a butt for you, pankakes.

[09:29:02] Mikoolo Kinda odd that he appears when garbage is mentioned twice tho.

[09:29:25] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/jM63LuF.jpeg

[09:30:20] Mikoolo Imma go out

[09:30:21] Mikoolo .w

[09:30:40] Mikoolo Spring sucks.

[09:30:44] Mikoolo It's euuuw here.

[09:31:00] Mikoolo Come take a walk with me here then, h4.

[09:31:17] Mikoolo Just beware of all the dog shit and puddles on the walk/bicycle road.

[09:31:46] Mikoolo A winters worth of dog pee and poop is poping up like flowers in the spring here.

[09:32:05] Mikoolo Some do.

[09:32:17] Mikoolo I do whenever I'm walking a dog.

[09:32:44] Mikoolo First time I took sis in laws dog out for a walk she decided to take a dump on the nearby church lawn.

[09:33:03] Mikoolo It was a huge steamer.

[09:33:32] Mikoolo I told the dog "God is going to throw a small rock on you now, so watch out!"

[10:28:28] Mikoolo Best pepparkakor imo.

[10:31:33] Mikoolo Want one, h4+

[10:31:34] Mikoolo ?

[10:33:01] Mikoolo Kung Oscar Pepparkaka, h4.

[10:33:09] Mikoolo King Oscar's Gingernut.

[10:33:24] Mikoolo .t sv en pepparkaka

[10:33:27] Mikoolo Well

[10:33:35] Mikoolo Gingernut is the correct translation.

[10:33:47] Mikoolo .t en sv gingernut

[10:34:47] Mikoolo Did you know this then Salvaje? Our blueberries ain't called blueberries in english.

[10:35:22] Mikoolo Bilberry is the english name for your blueberries, Salvaje.

[10:35:30] Mikoolo our*

[10:35:48] Mikoolo Bilberries are better, pankakes.

[10:36:06] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilberry

[10:36:46] Mikoolo .cc german speaking population

[10:37:04] Mikoolo 1.73%, thats too mainstream.

[10:37:13] Mikoolo Thats waaaaay too mainstream.

[10:37:19] Mikoolo Thats nothing, Salvaje.

[10:37:24] Mikoolo .cc finnish speaking population

[10:37:31] Mikoolo This.

[10:37:34] Mikoolo This is good.

[10:37:54] Mikoolo .cc english speaking population

[10:38:29] Mikoolo Now this. This is a epic number.

[10:38:35] Mikoolo .cc navaho speaking population

[10:38:57] Mikoolo It's very common in africa.

[10:39:14] Mikoolo Lets see if Internets is a racist or not now.

[10:39:22] Mikoolo .cc mean kieli speaking population

[10:39:30] Mikoolo .cc mean-kieli speaking population

[10:39:56] Mikoolo Theres about 30k to 70k people speaking meän kieli.

[10:39:59] Mikoolo o

[10:40:05] Mikoolo .cc meankieli speaking population

[10:40:11] Mikoolo There

[10:40:20] Mikoolo I am one of those 60k

[10:40:26] Mikoolo Please feel honoured.

[10:41:11] Mikoolo That low german one is inaccurate tho, h4.

[10:41:33] Mikoolo I had to google coz I felt threatened by the result.

[10:41:41] Mikoolo Apparently 2 to 5 mil low german speakers.

[10:42:03] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_German

[10:43:09] Mikoolo Käseburger *

[10:43:50] Mikoolo So, whats up with my currently favourite kaaskopf on rizon, jeff_stacey?

[10:44:07] Mikoolo kaaskop *

[10:44:34] Mikoolo Tors is a waffle.

[10:44:38] Mikoolo Naah jeff_stacey.

[10:44:53] Mikoolo Just point out any other active dutch person in this channel, jeff_stacey.

[10:45:07] Mikoolo O

[10:45:17] Mikoolo You're my second favourite kaaskop, jeff_stacey.

[10:45:23] Mikoolo HelderHeid is bri'ish tho.

[10:45:33] Mikoolo Si

[10:46:03] Mikoolo I've "known" him for years on irc, h4.

[10:46:20] Mikoolo Did you know that he used to work and live in Japan, h4?

[10:46:24] Mikoolo In the 80's iirc.

[10:46:55] Mikoolo You need to get a fax machine.

[10:47:20] Mikoolo .t de en vorreiter

[10:47:23] Mikoolo Nah

[10:47:28] Mikoolo Japan still uses them.

[10:47:30] Mikoolo A lot.

[10:47:35] Mikoolo really a loot.

[10:47:54] Mikoolo Japan most recently discontinued floppy discs last year iirc.

[10:48:01] Mikoolo Or was that the US?

[10:48:06] Mikoolo I have to check now.

[10:48:34] Mikoolo Yee

[10:48:35] Mikoolo https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/01/floppy-disk-requirements-finally-axed-from-japan-government-regulations/

[10:48:37] Mikoolo Japan

[10:51:19] Mikoolo She's better off without this channel and we're a lot more happier in general without her.

[10:54:03] Mikoolo .k deadly hi

[10:54:40] Mikoolo .k deadly I'm going fine, was outside. 1/10 do not recommend.

[10:55:12] Mikoolo .k deadly jeff_stacey plays FC24 not Fifa.

[10:55:34] Mikoolo use a vpn

[10:56:10] Mikoolo ah

[10:56:14] Mikoolo I want a ps5.

[10:56:24] Mikoolo Played on big bro's series x for a week.

[10:56:42] Mikoolo Atomic Heart was nice, Starfield sucked ass.

[10:56:53] Mikoolo So ps5 owners ain't missing out on Starfield.

[10:56:54] Mikoolo Yeah h4.

[10:57:11] Mikoolo It's bishockish.

[10:57:20] Mikoolo But better.

[10:58:44] Mikoolo toni is a german weirdo, Salvaje.

[10:59:01] Mikoolo His nick always reminds me of this song Salvaje.

[10:59:05] Mikoolo .yt tony tuggar tuggummi

[10:59:18] Mikoolo The lyrics fit him.

[10:59:38] Mikoolo Ah juste, han är nynazist också, Salvaje.

[11:01:44] Mikoolo Wb Mr deadly.

[11:02:15] Mikoolo Stop fighting with your husband, h4.

[11:11:31] Mikoolo Treaty of Roskilde. Worst day in swedish history.

[11:11:36] Mikoolo Amirite Salvaje?

[11:28:01] Mikoolo Are you winning, choir boy?

[11:58:42] Mikoolo Are you winning, freedom fighter pankakes?

[12:17:20] Mikoolo Afternoon.

[12:17:22] Mikoolo .w

[12:49:09] Mikoolo Damn.

[12:49:15] Mikoolo ComputerTech has adopted foxy as his new mum.

[12:50:07] Mikoolo I don't want to stop living under my rock, ComputerTech.

[12:50:11] Mikoolo It's bullet proof.

[13:07:38] Mikoolo babe ruth

[13:07:42] Mikoolo michael jordan

[13:07:47] Mikoolo michel obamamama

[13:07:56] Mikoolo Root

[13:08:02] Mikoolo McDonalds

[13:08:04] Mikoolo heinz

[13:08:05] Mikoolo heins

[13:08:19] Mikoolo disease

[13:08:32] Mikoolo .tt

[13:08:42] Mikoolo Still in top 5

[13:08:43] Mikoolo nice

[13:08:51] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[13:09:01] Mikoolo slavery

[13:09:04] Mikoolo fu

[13:09:08] Mikoolo REAL FU

[13:09:11] Mikoolo soleo

[13:09:13] Mikoolo seloe

[13:09:17] Mikoolo seolo

[13:09:20] Mikoolo loose

[13:09:29] Mikoolo maria

[13:09:31] Mikoolo clara

[13:09:35] Mikoolo thats his wife

[13:09:40] Mikoolo geene

[13:09:47] Mikoolo greta

[13:09:53] Mikoolo grinny

[13:10:02] Mikoolo groane

[13:10:10] Mikoolo grete

[13:10:24] Mikoolo pavement

[13:10:26] Mikoolo road

[13:10:30] Mikoolo elevator shaft

[13:10:41] Mikoolo vincent van gogh

[13:10:52] Mikoolo Here wildting2

[13:10:54] Mikoolo look at this

[13:11:09] Mikoolo [15:09:01:043] <Trivia> Winner: wildting2; Answer: slavery; Time: 6.591s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 101

[13:11:09] Mikoolo [15:09:00:967] <@wildting2> slavery

[13:11:09] Mikoolo [15:09:00:955] <&Mikoolo> slavery

[13:11:18] Mikoolo I was 12 milliseconds faster than you.

[13:11:20] Mikoolo Fucking lag.

[13:11:38] Mikoolo .ping

[13:11:57] Mikoolo Still haven't gotten it fixed?

[13:12:39] Mikoolo :(

[13:13:24] Mikoolo Oh yeah it's THT today.

[13:14:01] Mikoolo here ComputerTech a blonde https://i.imgur.com/3bIKV7l.png

[13:25:03] Mikoolo What about this then ComputerTech? https://i.imgur.com/AdArXVR.mp4

[13:25:23] Mikoolo It's sfw.

[13:26:22] Mikoolo Thats probably the only thing one could consider cute with ComputerTech.

[13:27:31] Mikoolo He prefers older men dressed up as lords, zof.

[13:27:44] Mikoolo While he wears the maid outfit.

[13:28:32] Mikoolo I found a really cute blonde for you now ComputerTech. But I think she might be a bit too young for you.

[13:28:49] Mikoolo But I'll post the pic anyway, ComputerTech. https://i.imgur.com/2Pfl6Nz.png

[13:29:05] Mikoolo You only post young girls tho, ComputerTech.

[13:29:58] Mikoolo ^

[13:30:19] Mikoolo He might think anyone that have a lower number than his age are young, foxy.

[13:32:22] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech this is for you https://youtu.be/a6sQbzTRih4

[13:35:24] Mikoolo Don't let him in, foxy.

[13:35:27] Mikoolo Kick him out!

[13:36:29] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech. Lets see if you're smart.

[13:36:58] Mikoolo What does these 3 words have in common? Slime, Rice and Time.

[13:37:22] Mikoolo Look at the 2nd word, ComputerTech.

[13:37:49] Mikoolo This is worse than I expected.

[13:38:12] Mikoolo Nice lola-chan like comeback there, ComputerTech.

[13:38:31] Mikoolo The e is silent in all 3 words, ComputerTech.

[13:38:41] Mikoolo Same with this word, come.

[13:39:23] Mikoolo You are not able to slap me due to your failures today, ComputerTech.

[13:39:44] Mikoolo Your slap privileges are returned tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[13:40:47] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/SReFw9a.jpeg

[13:42:22] Mikoolo ComputerTech, a solar eclipse is when the moon passes between the sun and earth and blocks it out. It doesn't make it turn into night time. It does however enhance the strenght of the light. I am not fully aware of how it works but if you look at a solar eclipse without eye protection you'll damage your eyes.

[13:44:14] Mikoolo Broad side.

[13:45:09] Mikoolo 66 years and 171 days until the next solar eclipse in ireland, ComputerTech.

[13:47:22] Mikoolo Why?

[13:47:51] Mikoolo nah

[13:47:57] Mikoolo They ain't that stupid.

[13:48:08] Mikoolo Solar eclipses have happened before and they are aware of how it works.

[13:48:50] Mikoolo It's the day god's toilet is visible from that spot on earth so he had to block it from sight when he uses it, ComputerTech.

[13:49:18] Mikoolo Or people would tease him for having a smol penis.

[13:49:53] Mikoolo Also did you look at my most recent pic I linked, ComputerTech?

[13:50:05] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/SReFw9a.jpeg

[13:50:48] Mikoolo phish hasn't said anything yet, ComputerTech.

[13:51:29] Mikoolo Ah

[13:51:42] Mikoolo I tend to forget ii exists coz I got it on ignore.

[13:51:55] Mikoolo phish is on this side anyway.

[13:51:59] Mikoolo So no need for it, ComputerTech.

[13:52:26] Mikoolo Unless you're willing to admit that your multitasking skills are subpar and you can't actively participate in multiple convos on multiple networks.

[13:52:41] Mikoolo Without the need of a relay bot.

[13:52:57] Mikoolo Thank you for admitting that your multitasking skills are subpar.

[13:53:26] Mikoolo I don't see why you even have other channels on other networks now.

[13:53:41] Mikoolo Since you don't chat on those networks.

[13:53:56] Mikoolo Yeah blame them.

[13:54:02] Mikoolo Typic young people excuse.

[13:54:25] Mikoolo Bring a bottle of whisky filled with apple juice to work, foxy.

[13:54:51] Mikoolo You do not have slap privileges atm, ComputerTech.

[13:54:55] Mikoolo You get them back tomorrow.

[13:54:58] Mikoolo For your previous fails.

[13:56:06] Mikoolo I just expected that you'd fail to notice that the e was silent in the words.

[13:56:21] Mikoolo But you went way beyond that and said all 3 words had "ime" in them.

[13:56:45] Mikoolo You had a real catastrophic failure.

[13:57:18] Mikoolo Nice ComputerTech. I'll try to get fresh crabs, delivered to you.

[13:57:36] Mikoolo I ment for your pubes.

[13:57:59] Mikoolo And I ment for your pubes.

[13:58:19] Mikoolo I ain't mean so I can't write meant.

[13:59:40] Mikoolo I approve.

[14:00:55] Mikoolo :D

[14:01:45] Mikoolo Nice lola-chan comeback there.

[14:01:59] Mikoolo In a couple of years you'll learn to write "No you!" ComputerTech.

[14:03:07] Mikoolo foxy: s/piba/pumba

[14:09:53] Mikoolo !request kick ComputerTech for trying to hide from his irc mum.

[14:28:30] Mikoolo Good afternoon, \g.

[14:28:47] Mikoolo I want to buy the pillow case I linked to you.

[14:28:51] Mikoolo The one in the pm?

[14:28:57] Mikoolo I linked the video to you months ago.

[14:29:35] Mikoolo January 13tyh, 22:14 CET.

[14:29:37] Mikoolo th*

[14:30:42] Mikoolo This years april fools LTT video wasn't as good as last years imo.

[14:31:04] Mikoolo yeah

[14:31:30] Mikoolo In this years april fools video?

[14:32:21] Mikoolo Dan is my second favourite person at LTT tbh, \g.

[14:32:28] Mikoolo Colton being permanently nr 1.

[14:35:48] Mikoolo I wonder if they still own the old house.

[14:36:07] Mikoolo Or if they managed to pay the current owner to let them make a video in it.

[14:37:55] Mikoolo Best LTT april fools was Linus start a onlyfans tbh, \g.

[14:37:59] Mikoolo 2022?

[14:38:28] Mikoolo 2021 aparently

[14:40:27] Mikoolo Don't, \g.

[14:40:41] Mikoolo ComputerTech did a catastrophic failure today.

[14:41:31] Mikoolo You should give ComputerTech a kick in the nads tho.

[14:41:42] Mikoolo See you tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[14:41:56] Mikoolo Thats a bbl.

[14:43:06] Mikoolo .cc lenght of a brbr

[14:43:09] Mikoolo .cc lenght of a brb

[14:43:26] Mikoolo Up to 5 minutes according to most people according to my choice of search engine.

[14:44:00] Mikoolo Even if you request them to not put dairy in it, esjay?

[14:44:17] Mikoolo Just order coffee, black. esjay.

[14:44:19] Mikoolo Problem solved.

[14:44:39] Mikoolo Black and bitter?

[14:45:13] Mikoolo \g likes small women like Piper Perri.

[14:45:46] Mikoolo I can get you the meme pic of her, \g.

[14:46:09] Mikoolo Here \g https://i.imgur.com/XUemRoA.jpeg

[14:48:12] Mikoolo No

[14:48:28] Mikoolo Theres better people out there.

[14:48:31] Mikoolo Theres worse too.

[14:48:48] Mikoolo shahid has the personality of lukewarm water.

[14:49:19] Mikoolo He'll believe anything you tell him if you're a youtuber with atleast 10k views and white.

[14:50:15] Mikoolo I think I said something like "You'd start eating your own shit if people said it cured cancer" or something years ago.

[14:50:18] Mikoolo To him.

[14:51:17] Mikoolo He kept posting covid conspiracy videos and articles for a long time.

[14:52:18] Mikoolo He also can't decide for anything on his own.

[14:55:20] Mikoolo Also the channel looks like a year old dead fish in a aquarium when you look at chanstats, \g.

[14:59:05] Mikoolo I'll have someone that I can kick abuse and not feel guilty for it, ComputerTech.

[14:59:24] Mikoolo Look

[14:59:26] Mikoolo .k ComputerTech

[14:59:30] Mikoolo Permission denied.

[14:59:53] Mikoolo Hold on

[14:59:56] Mikoolo I got something better ComputerTech.

[15:00:02] Mikoolo I won't make you leave the channel.

[15:00:14] Mikoolo meh

[15:00:23] Mikoolo I was gonna remove you from except

[15:00:27] Mikoolo And watch you try to write.

[15:02:30] Mikoolo https://www.youtube.com/shorts/276siJQbKcs thats some impressive suspension ngl.

[15:20:36] Mikoolo Please don't spam, \g. YOu're being a bad role model for the easily impressionable ComputerTech.

[15:21:10] Mikoolo That sucks m0n.

[15:22:19] Mikoolo No

[15:22:22] Mikoolo Heineken is bad.

[15:22:30] Mikoolo Doesn't matter if it's his favourite or not.

[15:22:46] Mikoolo This is a better dutch beer in the same lager style, m0n.

[15:23:23] Mikoolo I'd give you a Tripel Karmeliet instead tho, m0n. Really delicious beer.

[15:23:32] Mikoolo 8.4% abv.

[15:23:41] Mikoolo Made from 3 different grains.

[15:24:11] Mikoolo Barley, wheat and oat malts.

[15:24:30] Mikoolo ComputerTech would go "Oh damn!" if he ever tasted it.

[15:24:45] Mikoolo April Fools Joke, DasBrain.

[15:25:01] Mikoolo Yes m0n.

[15:25:06] Mikoolo Theres a couple of them.

[15:25:19] Mikoolo Amouranth's vaginal yeast one is the most famous of them.

[15:25:47] Mikoolo nah

[15:25:59] Mikoolo Never had one of them.

[15:26:04] Mikoolo Never plan on having one of them.

[15:26:22] Mikoolo But I can make you a cock yeast beer at home for you, m0n.

[15:28:17] Mikoolo My monetary loss then.

[15:29:03] Mikoolo What if they extract it trough sugery and hatch it?

[15:29:14] Mikoolo And then they demand alimony from you?

[15:29:46] Mikoolo And 20 years later some weird thing knocks on your door and you hear it mumble "Father, it's me, your child."

[15:34:35] Mikoolo He's going straight edge, ComputerTech.

[15:34:40] Mikoolo Give him a milkshake instead.

[15:34:53] Mikoolo Or a cup of coffee and a cookie.

[15:35:15] Mikoolo .t sv en urk

[15:35:47] Mikoolo UDP = ?

[15:36:23] Mikoolo So you're making a new irc server software.

[15:36:45] Mikoolo You shouldn't go around reinventing the wheel.

[15:36:56] Mikoolo You're splitting your focus on too many things.

[15:37:21] Mikoolo You're like a crying toddler who can't chose which of it's 10 toys it should play with.

[15:38:10] Mikoolo Focus on one project at a time, ComputerTech. Or everything will forever be in concept stage.

[15:39:06] Mikoolo Can't risk the potato plague to show up in sweden.

[15:40:17] Mikoolo Finnish one project, ComputerTech. Then do maintenance on it while you start a new one.

[15:40:21] Mikoolo finish*

[15:40:40] Mikoolo Come back in 20 years esjay.

[15:41:11] Mikoolo ComputerTech will forget that it exists after he starts his 10th new project from this date onwards.

[15:41:41] Mikoolo You should get a ADHD evaluation, ComputerTech.

[15:43:22] Mikoolo Oh yeah. Downloaded some cosmic horror movies. Lets see if they are cosmic or not.

[15:43:29] Mikoolo The Void 2016 was great.

[15:43:50] Mikoolo They didn't have a big budget but damn it was great.

[15:54:50] Mikoolo ComputerTech: s/coding/copypasting

[15:55:45] Mikoolo Did you ever read any of the books on coding h4 told you to, ComputerTech?

[15:56:28] Mikoolo Come back and tell me to read a book on coding when you've read the complete book h4 told you to.

[15:59:19] Mikoolo And a hour after starting to work on pyechat you'll work on elitechat instead.

[15:59:49] Mikoolo Oh you ment the first one to me, Frogorg.

[16:01:02] Mikoolo Frogorg, he's taking baby steps on every project he has instead for making huge leaps. Forcing everything wait for his next swing in interest.

[16:01:27] Mikoolo And he starts a new project like once a week.

[16:01:45] Mikoolo Making him have thousands of unfinished projects that will never be released.

[16:02:59] Mikoolo Indeed, Frogorg. I haven't written a single line of code in my life.

[16:03:04] Mikoolo And I have never claimed that I have.

[16:03:32] Mikoolo I am not lecturing him on how to code, Frogorg.

[16:04:04] Mikoolo I am lecturing him in "Don't split your focus on thousands of stuff all at once and finish one project before going to the next." Frogorg.

[16:05:50] Mikoolo Do you aim to be able to make a living from your projects, ComputerTech?

[16:07:39] Mikoolo Then I won't complain about it anymore since you don't plan to use it as your main source of income from donations from users of your software and such.

[16:13:58] Mikoolo See you tomorrow, ComputerTech.

[17:00:46] Mikoolo luwak*

[17:02:04] Mikoolo Sorry. I don't serve crooffiee.

[17:03:05] Mikoolo bath salt?

[17:03:16] Mikoolo krokodil is the russian thing.

[17:06:17] Mikoolo Naah

[17:06:21] Mikoolo You're a immigrant, grungebarbie.

[17:06:41] Mikoolo Nah

[17:07:16] Mikoolo I'm a what are they called? Things you hang up on a wall and use pins to make paper stick to it?

[17:07:33] Mikoolo .t sv en anslagstabla

[17:07:37] Mikoolo .t sv en anslagstavla

[17:07:40] Mikoolo There

[17:08:52] Mikoolo Cute girls wouldn't come close to me, zof.

[17:09:01] Mikoolo So it's a fruitless way to get girls.

[17:10:22] Mikoolo Get a white wan and write "Puppie Petting Zoo And Free Make Up!" on the sides, zof.

[17:10:32] Mikoolo van *

[17:10:54] Mikoolo Chocolate if you want the fat ones, zof.

[17:11:31] Mikoolo And "Puppie petting" implies doggiestyle, zof.

[17:11:57] Mikoolo Puppy*

[17:12:52] Mikoolo And inside the van it's you, naked, with a dog muzzle on and some knock off make up from wish in cardboard boxes, zof.

[17:16:01] Mikoolo No job in sight atm, zof.

[17:16:47] Mikoolo The germans doesn't see other nationalities, HelderHeid. They just see germans and those who ain't germans yet.

[17:22:02] Mikoolo See HelderHeid. Danes are dumbfucks.

[17:24:27] Mikoolo .t dk en rødgrød med fløde

[17:25:23] Mikoolo https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Da-r%C3%B8dgr%C3%B8d_med_fl%C3%B8de.ogg this is how to pronounce rødgrød med fløde

[17:26:26] Mikoolo What now, \g?

[17:32:18] Mikoolo Ah that time you drove into the other car, \g?

[17:32:28] Mikoolo Wasn't this like almost a year ago?

[17:34:37] Mikoolo The guy with the torn jeans. The 90's called and wants them back, \g.

[17:35:43] Mikoolo Oh yeah, the wheel chair lift.

[17:36:44] Mikoolo You should check if theres a stature of limitations for stuff like that?

[17:37:04] Mikoolo For when they say that they are going to send you the bill and stuff.

[17:37:13] Mikoolo And not sending it within a certain time limit.

[17:38:01] Mikoolo And you'd think in good faith that they decided they wouldn't pursue it any further.

[17:38:17] Mikoolo ah

[17:39:05] Mikoolo He's going to wof to rape him, Ice`.

[17:41:18] Mikoolo Already started feeding her happy meals?

[17:41:37] Mikoolo Why not? It's a murrikan tradition.

[17:42:31] Mikoolo Check her weight before and after she poops, \g.

[17:45:38] Mikoolo Know who she looks like if you ask me, \g?

[17:45:42] Mikoolo Muhammed Ali.

[17:46:24] Mikoolo Wait until she got "not surprised" raised eyebrows, \g.

[17:46:32] Mikoolo No

[17:46:39] Mikoolo They are busy plotting atm, Ice`.

[17:49:08] Mikoolo There

[17:49:13] Mikoolo I removed the fake one, ComputerTech.

[17:49:22] Mikoolo [19:40:02:745] * \g sets mode: +e ComputerΤech!*@*

[17:49:23] Mikoolo See

[17:51:25] Mikoolo yw ComputerTech

[17:52:07] Mikoolo He has already been corrupted since birth to only be attracted to sheep and women with sheep like intelligence, \g.

[18:00:09] Mikoolo Kinda nice to be a late adopter for modern consoles tbh great game library to catch up to and better experience regarding graphics performance https://insider-gaming.com/playstation-5-pro-more-specs/

[18:03:15] Mikoolo ComputerTech, :)

[18:04:41] Mikoolo ComputerTech :D

[18:05:06] Mikoolo Hazmat suit protects you from biological stuff like diseases and chemicals, Ice`.

[18:05:19] Mikoolo How many times did I whois you ComputerTech?

[18:11:40] Mikoolo Go buy some epoisse, Ice`.

[18:13:27] Mikoolo Monthly Reminder That VtM Bloodlines 2 will be shite.

[18:15:29] Mikoolo .t coquine

[18:16:22] Mikoolo I don't recommend being coquine with esjay, Ice`. She's american and they have firearms like we have drinkable tap water.

[18:16:50] Mikoolo You might have more holes than a swiss cheese afterwards.

[18:20:57] Mikoolo ComputerTech wants your fap water, esjay. You should go give it to his mum instead.

[18:24:29] Mikoolo Probably in the cheese section at one of the bigger supermarkets.

[18:24:39] Mikoolo I want to try epoise tho, Ice`.

[18:24:55] Mikoolo It's iirc banned from public transport in france coz it has a wonderful odeur.

[18:25:23] Mikoolo The F4 will flop like the other F4 movies and get a new reboot in 5 years from now, \g.

[18:28:02] Mikoolo It's a cursed part of the marvel franchise.

[18:31:51] Mikoolo Seen his music video Ice`?

[18:32:29] Mikoolo Ice` this is Dr_DICK's music video https://youtu.be/G0sORVBL4kM

[18:35:22] Mikoolo In someones sack, ComputerTech.

[18:36:08] Mikoolo yournamehere don't try. ComputerTech never gets stuff. He's quite oblivious to most stuff.

[18:36:25] Mikoolo Not even cute.

[18:36:39] Mikoolo Homely and stupid, yournamehere.

[18:36:54] Mikoolo ComputerTech go look at what context cute was used.

[18:38:16] Mikoolo <&DB4700Frogorg> you've got a cute personality <&Mikoolo> Thats probably the only thing one could consider cute with ComputerTech.

[18:38:48] Mikoolo not super cute

[18:39:03] Mikoolo I have never used those two words in the context related to you, ComputerTech.

[18:39:15] Mikoolo Also you have no slap privileges atm.

[18:39:20] Mikoolo Due to your earlier fails.

[18:39:43] Mikoolo See.

[18:39:52] Mikoolo You don't even remember shit I said to you today.

[18:40:04] Mikoolo And you complain that I don't remember shit I might have written years ago, ComputerTech.

[18:40:46] Mikoolo I remember ComputerTech's mum being one fine piece of backside.

[18:43:24] Mikoolo You're a red head too, ComputerTech.

[18:43:33] Mikoolo inb4 strawberry blonde!

[18:43:53] Mikoolo I got more hair on my chest than you got on your face, ComputerTech.

[18:44:32] Mikoolo Atleast I can remember stuff that happened today in this channel despite being lobotomized. >:D

[18:45:37] Mikoolo I don't like people that repeat the same old joke over and over and over and over and over and over oh god please how do I stop writing over and over and over and over oh for fucks sake over and over and over again.

[18:47:16] Mikoolo Frogorg, if ComputerTech says "Lets meet up!" what would you say?

[18:47:39] Mikoolo Remember to wear a dress.

[18:47:45] Mikoolo And put your hair in a ponytail.

[18:47:59] Mikoolo Indeed, Frogorg.

[18:48:07] Mikoolo You might also poop lego bricks for a day or two.

[18:49:23] Mikoolo karlovak?

[18:49:50] Mikoolo Is it a girl beer or a bad beer, Frogorg?

[18:50:26] Mikoolo I don't think I've ever had a polish beer.

[18:51:11] Mikoolo Zywiec, goor or bad, Frogorg?

[18:51:57] Mikoolo zywiec is the only one available in my towns liqour stores, Frogorg.

[18:52:28] Mikoolo It's a lager and I never have high hopes for them.

[18:52:34] Mikoolo They all tend to taste the same.

[18:54:29] Mikoolo No, Ice`.

[18:54:32] Mikoolo That means it's bad.

[18:55:22] Mikoolo Theres some berry flavoured polish beers but I filter those out from my mind.

[18:55:45] Mikoolo Theres like 6 polish beers on the swedish liqourstore website.

[18:56:13] Mikoolo Van Pur is the only other "real" beer.

[18:56:32] Mikoolo But I need to order 20 bottles of it.

[18:58:07] Mikoolo Is Lomza goor or bad, fro?

[18:58:10] Mikoolo o

[18:58:45] Mikoolo She's german not irish, ComputerTech.

[18:59:08] Mikoolo I think h4 deserves doing a .k ComputerTech for that.

[19:07:13] Mikoolo Jack4ss, pay attention.

[19:14:54] Mikoolo Meh no dedicated gpu in that laptop, wof.

[19:16:09] Mikoolo Fair enough.

[19:26:17] Mikoolo I want a 4090 but I wouldn't ever pay for one, wof.

[19:28:08] Mikoolo Don't you have a 3080 atm?

[19:28:49] Mikoolo Just turn down heating in the apartment, \g.

[19:28:58] Mikoolo Let the server heat the apartment.

[19:31:17] Mikoolo What is room temp, \g?

[19:31:59] Mikoolo I like 14c for sleeping temp.

[19:32:27] Mikoolo Get a better blanket.

[19:32:50] Mikoolo I use a sheet in summer.

[19:32:53] Mikoolo Blanket in winter.

[20:03:37] Mikoolo .t pl sv CZY JA NIE JESTEM LEPSZA NIŻ CAŁA RESZTA PAŃ CAŁY BABSKI WYŻ

[20:03:58] Mikoolo .t sv pl DU ÄR BÄTTRE ÄN ALLA ANDRA DAMER!

[20:05:43] Mikoolo :(

[20:06:59] Mikoolo Frogorg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/82/0d/e2/820de291c30444740fd8d68b0fd17fb9.gif

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