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[00:13:15] Valware esjay!!!!1!!1!

[00:13:41] Valware sup

[00:13:54] Valware B-)

[00:14:15] Valware I read that as "watching some cuddles"

[00:14:41] Valware whatcha eatin'?

[00:14:46] Valware (dinner hurhurhur)

[00:15:42] Valware I'm literally jumping around my apartment at this great music

[00:15:44] Valware LITERALLY

[00:15:51] Valware LITERALLY DANCING

[00:17:54] Valware foxy, love that last dog

[00:17:57] Valware bigger than my dog still

[00:19:49] Valware what about mine?

[00:19:52] Valware I love chicken

[00:20:49] Valware nobody I buy drugs from has a pitbull

[00:21:19] Valware esjay, you shooting for marriage or something with words like that?

[00:22:32] Valware now I see why whoever it was described you as a "smooth talker" or however they said it

[00:22:44] Valware silver tongue

[00:24:58] Valware if the dog is 'disturbed' how you say, they'd have a muzzle and the owner move them side away from you for training

[00:25:12] Valware if they are outside being walked, any 'disturbed' is going away

[00:25:57] Valware if the dog is on the inside of the path and the owner is on the outside, just walk the outside side

[00:26:14] Valware if that's the case they won't take their dog for a walk lol

[00:26:30] Valware if you take your dog for a walk, you are prepared to hold it and guide it

[00:26:42] Valware if you are not prepared to hold it and guide it and it hurts someone, you go to jail

[00:27:42] Valware pro tip: if the dog is pulling on their lead and muzzled, you are justified to cross the street, doggie is still training, might jump up etc

[00:27:57] Valware if the dog is just casually being walked, he knows how to be outside

[00:28:24] Valware don't tar dogs with the brush of a human

[00:28:26] Valware humans are cruel

[00:29:02] Valware one thing is they need to do away with this whole "dangerous breed" concept

[00:29:17] Valware I'd argue there is only one naturally dangerous domesticated dog breed

[00:29:28] Valware and it's too small to even hurt you

[00:29:30] Valware (chihuahua)

[00:29:34] Valware (yappy cat)

[00:30:40] Valware the bigger the dog, the more cuddly and docile

[00:30:54] Valware I think they must all have the same amount of adrenaline

[00:30:59] Valware because the small ones can NOT handle it

[00:31:15] Valware This content is no longer available.

[00:32:58] Valware the bigger the dog the more friendly the dog by nature I think lol, they can handle their adrenaline

[00:33:19] Valware I never saw that kind of dog before

[00:34:02] Valware bawwk bawwk

[00:34:52] Valware hahaha

[00:37:10] Valware what's gma?

[00:37:16] Valware Good Morning America!

[00:37:24] Valware Give Me Attention!

[00:37:25] Valware oh

[00:37:52] Valware lol @ possessed

[00:38:31] Valware hahahaha

[00:39:31] Valware kinda makes you question who is taking care of who

[00:39:32] Valware but

[00:39:35] Valware that's also the sweet part

[00:40:39] Valware how tall do you have to be to ride the esjay

[00:41:42] Valware how tall do you have to be to respectfully ride the esjay

[00:42:41] Valware Salvaje, less than 2cm?

[00:42:47] Valware I'm 170cm

[00:43:57] Valware well

[00:44:15] Valware initially I meant in relation to the budgie riding on someones shoulder

[00:44:25] Valware but then I changed tactic since clearly everyone is a pervert

[00:44:35] Valware ;)

[00:45:47] Valware hi DasBrain =]

[00:46:06] Valware you never replied to me in #ircv3 and I don't know what was your dup account info about =]

[00:46:14] Valware that kept me awake :(

[00:46:15] Valware jk

[00:47:07] Valware why

[00:48:04] Valware BEST IN ZE WEZT

[00:48:11] Valware BUT SOME HAIRE ON YOUR SHEST

[00:48:43] Valware NOT ENOUGH, NEED MORE SPICY

[00:48:49] Valware (this is from a thing btw)

[00:48:52] Valware (content creator)

[00:48:54] Valware https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYomHQOArtk

[00:49:39] Valware but I just made esjay shawarma

[00:50:38] Valware hahahah

[00:52:12] Valware for some reason I thought .ca domains were california

[00:52:48] Valware yes

[00:53:41] Valware https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PguVJNJmOtg

[00:53:49] Valware I like this guys content

[00:53:55] Valware but also I secretly like how round his head is

[00:54:06] Valware but don't mention it in case it feels like bullying

[00:55:38] Valware meh!

[00:55:43] Valware in that case I'll disappear toooooo

[00:55:45] Valware night folks

[00:57:00] Valware [01:48:45] <DasBrain> Ohh, that was more or less a hypothetical question.

[00:57:03] Valware no it wasn't

[00:57:13] Valware I asked about what kind of differences you saw

[00:57:24] Valware if it were something like case-sensitivity or completely different values

[00:57:58] Valware oh, your question was hypothetical?

[01:02:17] Valware [01:58:10] <DasBrain> I notices some irc bot not using account-tag for a join when it has no extended-join.

[01:02:17] Valware still seems odd

[01:04:18] Valware I don't think JOINS and such get recorded on CHATHISTORY if that's what you mean?

[01:04:43] Valware I mean they certainly don't

[01:05:19] Valware :$ but I won't shut up

[01:06:02] Valware I feel like you're trying to Amy/Sheldon me

[01:06:26] Valware where IRCv3 is the strawberry nesquik and spaghetti with little bits of hotdog cut up in it

[01:06:38] Valware or IRC in general

[01:06:41] Valware gosh I'm such a nerd

[01:06:50] Valware and I'm uninteresting ;(

[01:07:14] Valware you won't when I get talking about IRC :(

[01:09:15] Valware not including a 10 year tech-free hiatus, since 19 years

[01:09:23] Valware so properly for 9 years

[01:09:27] Valware I think

[01:09:39] Valware like 5 years back when

[01:09:44] Valware and 4 years recently

[01:09:46] Valware you?

[01:10:08] Valware ;D

[01:10:16] Valware https://github.com/ValwareIRC

[01:10:18] Valware here's me

[01:12:13] Valware Salvaje, none =]

[01:12:21] Valware foxy, I don't know C++ or teleportation ;p

[01:12:28] Valware but in theory that means you are dead and cloned

[01:12:45] Valware I mean would get

[01:13:04] Valware .w

[01:13:06] Valware oOo

[01:13:20] Valware how do I change it again?

[01:13:37] Valware $setlocation

[01:13:52] Valware the weather location

[01:14:29] Valware .w guangzhou guangdong

[01:14:32] Valware .w guangzhou

[01:14:46] Valware of course no rain data

[01:14:59] Valware there's too much rain it's considered an ocean at this point

[01:15:16] Valware .w london

[01:15:22] Valware it doesn't like rain

[01:15:33] Valware .w andorra

[01:15:47] Valware where?

[01:15:56] Valware I'm not looking forward to the summer

[01:17:39] Valware I have a fantastic thing I built into my server

[01:18:45] Valware https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services/wiki/Available-Commands#automatic-language-translation

[01:19:47] Valware automatic language translation

[01:20:04] Valware because why should language ever become a barrier? B-)

[01:20:41] Valware I could have put it into a client instead, probably it would have made more sense

[01:20:51] Valware but then the people who I'm speaking to can't use it

[01:21:22] Valware what if there is a turkish customer I have and they don't speak english or something

[01:23:08] Valware are you going?

[01:23:12] Valware you love me?

[01:23:42] Valware told you it gets boring when I talk about IRC

[01:23:43] Valware =]

[01:23:55] Valware "oooh autmatic language translation ;DDDDD"

[01:24:03] Valware not the funnest

[01:24:07] Valware most fun

[01:24:29] Valware or maybe I talk about myself too much

[01:24:38] Valware "look at me and how clever I am"

[01:25:02] Valware it may be true that I think I'm clever, but also I'm super surprised a lot of the stuff I make doesn't already exist in IRC anyway

[01:25:39] Valware I miss esjay

[01:25:48] Valware ;(

[01:25:55] Valware goodnight

[01:28:14] Valware means "shaking my head"

[01:30:40] Valware g'night for real *gone*

[04:21:34] Valware I can't sleep

[04:21:37] Valware ;(

[04:21:58] Valware maybe a small coffee

[04:22:21] Valware or I could play some soothing Hannibal (TV show)

[04:22:44] Valware psychopathic murder mystery sweet dreams

[04:23:18] Valware well back to try again

[04:23:24] Valware bedtime routine x2

[13:44:46] Valware @bef

[13:44:48] Valware @bef

[13:45:34] Valware I had a bug report for something that pretty much said "I don't know what this is. can we remove it? it breaks things" when actually the problem is earlier on in the codepath

[13:46:09] Valware "I don't know what it does, let's take it out" is why I habitually broke the TV remote as a kid

[15:12:26] Valware .register_location Stockholm

[15:12:43] Valware no

[15:13:38] Valware =]

[15:13:51] Valware you never abused me for pretending to be in the UK

[15:14:00] Valware I always pretending

[15:14:27] Valware so?

[15:14:55] Valware are you abusing me because you're swedish or because I'm pretending to be in sweden?

[15:15:49] Valware [16:12:39] <&Mikoolo> Så, du kan prata svenska, Valware?

[15:15:50] Valware what does it mean if I understood your question quick enough to answer negatively

[15:15:50] Valware [16:12:42] <@Valware> no

[15:17:54] Valware someone asked me how many languages can I speak

[15:17:55] Valware I said none

[15:18:05] Valware I'm not even lying

[15:18:06] Valware =]

[15:18:46] Valware points if you can guess how, negative points if you pretend to guess when you already knew the answer

[15:21:24] Valware ffs

[21:23:43] Valware s/runs/has the runs/

[21:24:38] Valware ComputerTech @____________@

[21:29:14] Valware I'm not val

[21:29:18] Valware do you not remember me

[21:29:19] Valware ;(

[21:29:20] Valware sad

[21:29:33] Valware I'm not val

[21:29:45] Valware I'll fuck you up

[21:30:03] Valware esjay <3 ;

[21:30:04] Valware D

[21:30:38] Valware see I KNOW people dawg I KNOW people fam *spins*

[21:31:25] Valware 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 UNREALIRCD CAN DO THE MOST CHIN-UPS 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨

[21:31:39] Valware my butt

[21:32:23] Valware ;o

[21:34:24] Valware B-)

[21:34:58] Valware esjay what do you meaannnnn

[21:35:18] Valware I'm boring and uninteresting and crazy and narcissistic and clever and cute and jk about those last three

[21:36:21] Valware MaidenAmerica, omg that's so annoying of you

[21:36:23] Valware jk

[21:36:48] Valware I even groaned at my own joke

[21:39:34] Valware I have a stupid idea where I make a karma ircd module and have it so that you can buy vhosts but then that's where the idea ran out of itself

[21:41:19] Valware oh wait that wasn't beer wrong bottle

[21:41:22] Valware oh no

[21:41:32] Valware you should probably call a morgue

[21:41:46] Valware oh well

[21:41:49] Valware e-beer it is

[21:42:01] Valware yeah what's up

[21:42:04] Valware lol

[21:42:43] Valware you said before about not wanting to be negative, so what do you need from us? place to vent? place to distract? place for advice?

[21:42:53] Valware i got u fam

[21:43:24] Valware what the fuuuuuuuuuck

[21:43:52] Valware I have time

[21:44:34] Valware did you call the police

[21:45:19] Valware where was this hotel

[21:45:24] Valware somewhere in ireland?

[21:45:25] Valware pland?

[21:45:28] Valware poland*

[21:45:30] Valware Poland*

[21:45:41] Valware assholes

[21:46:19] Valware maybe it's still an idea to report it with the police because if they get enough reports then they can start investigating

[21:46:31] Valware maybe people already made reports like this in the past

[21:46:38] Valware maybe that makes this eligible for investigation

[21:46:59] Valware you don't know until you get a ball rolling if it will roll further or stop

[21:47:16] Valware but it will never move if you don't try to get the ball rolling in the first place

[21:47:25] Valware ComputerTech, READ MY TYPIN BWOI

[21:48:33] Valware well one shit at a time, but don't waste time worrying when you could be acting, and if you have already acted then you can don't need to worry

[21:49:22] Valware but yeah who said it before is a good idea, bring camera next time

[21:49:27] Valware you're techy enough mr ComputerTech

[21:49:42] Valware bring a lil raspberry pi with you or something

[21:49:47] Valware use a playstation 2 camera

[21:49:52] Valware cheap as chips

[21:49:54] Valware works well

[21:50:45] Valware yeh some individuals cannot resist taking the shiny thing

[21:51:19] Valware ComputerTech, I have a question for you as someone who has travelled over the world

[21:51:22] Valware on a random note

[21:51:40] Valware does the world feel disappointingly small or satisfyingly large?

[21:52:04] Valware @bef

[21:54:21] Valware ComputerTech, https://www.paypal.com/uk/cshelp/article/how-do-i-add-a-paypal-account-to-my-mobile-wallet-help282

[21:55:05] Valware esjay, but I feel like you're misunderstanding haha. I am someone who can and does listen to a single song on repeat every day for weeks and sometimes even months

[21:56:23] Valware MaidenAmerica, I just got your nick

[21:56:28] Valware like Made in America

[21:56:45] Valware oh ;D

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