IRC Driven

[07:55:09] Mikoolo Are you winning, son?

[07:56:50] Mikoolo Same as last month.

[07:56:56] Mikoolo And hows things for you?

[07:58:21] Mikoolo Sleep in it if it's a reclining chair.

[08:06:33] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMDhza3VyYndudGluazhsM2cybzlyMzcyZ212NHlsbDVwb2VsYmxrYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rGQh6KYYACtMh5BbxB/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[08:07:25] Mikoolo Here Frogorg. Have a free h4, add imaginary crunching sound effect https://i.imgur.com/iaudeGJ.mp4

[08:10:58] Mikoolo Welcome back pankakes.

[08:11:57] Mikoolo You've missed seeing palm trees in hawaii with sunlight and eternal darkness and snow at the same time, pankakes.

[08:12:39] Mikoolo on jitsi with me, h4, Herr Frogorg, grungebarbie, analstatus and infinininininity.

[08:16:28] Mikoolo You shouldn't play with your deadly mum, Ice`. Ask deadly's mum out instead.

[08:17:05] Mikoolo 's is important in many cases, Ice`. To avoid confusion.

[08:23:05] Mikoolo I found a video of ComputerTech's last date https://youtu.be/eyTrQGrznsI

[08:30:51] Mikoolo A long long time ago.

[08:31:13] Mikoolo When I can still remember.

[08:31:28] Mikoolo Ah no when.

[08:32:27] Mikoolo 2nd tomorrow.

[08:33:36] Mikoolo Just watch Record of Lodoss War OVA then Chronicles Of The Heroic Knight

[09:04:54] Mikoolo Sorry for leaking a video of you, h4.

[09:05:39] Mikoolo jitsi has poor security so I hacked your end and got this of you and your crunching, h4. https://i.imgur.com/iaudeGJ.mp4

[09:07:28] Mikoolo Looks more slav than germanic.

[09:10:08] Mikoolo Frogorg

[09:10:22] Mikoolo I'm proud of you today.

[09:10:49] Mikoolo Do I need a reason to say that I am proud of you today?

[09:11:11] Mikoolo You're smarter than ComputerTech. Thats why I am proud of you.

[09:11:38] Mikoolo You're also more multilingual than ComputerTech.

[09:11:44] Mikoolo Thats another thing to be proud of.

[09:13:27] Mikoolo Do you speak more than 3 languages, Frogorg?

[09:13:55] Mikoolo Then you're as good as I am with it comes to multilingualistic, unless it's just 2 for you.

[09:14:01] Mikoolo when it*

[09:14:29] Mikoolo We'll you're currently learning chinese.

[09:14:34] Mikoolo So you can add that to your list.

[09:15:24] Mikoolo Akshually this is h4 https://media02.stockfood.com/largepreviews/MzQ5OTI2NjY3/11287957-A-stereotypical-German-man-wearing-lederhosen-and-eating-white-sausage-with-a-beer.jpg

[09:20:52] Mikoolo One of the last still living tortoises that are native to ireland https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/3c/f8/953cf86c95166f616bad982dda8d4061.png

[09:21:38] Mikoolo It's so he can tell his boss "They just said they are happy scamming us." Valware.

[09:23:03] Mikoolo h4 did you see the video of ComputerTech's last date?

[09:23:57] Mikoolo The latest date ComputerTech had https://youtu.be/eyTrQGrznsI

[09:31:03] Mikoolo The german vacation in Denmark and Norway happened on the 9th, h4.

[09:35:29] Mikoolo I'm gonna head out and aquire my daily can of [REDACTED].

[09:36:06] Mikoolo Here Valware https://i.imgur.com/tMuYAWs.png

[09:36:38] Mikoolo They don't have fosters in china, fifel. They have Fossters. It's worse.

[09:36:55] Mikoolo Same design on the can.

[09:37:08] Mikoolo And it's just water that saw a picture of barley.

[09:38:28] Mikoolo Fosters withdrew from the chinese market in 2018 after the government refused to stop illegal knockoff foster cans that caused the real Fosters to gain a underserved bad reputation on the chinese market, fifel.

[09:39:35] Mikoolo We got loads of 2.8 and 3.2 beers here in sweden, fifel.

[09:39:56] Mikoolo You can get them in almost any grocery store.

[09:40:20] Mikoolo Anything above 3.2 in abv are sold in pubs, restaurants or at the Systembolaget.

[09:42:21] Mikoolo I hate to say this, fifel. But Carlsberg has a great 0% beer.

[09:42:41] Mikoolo It tastes like beer.

[09:43:03] Mikoolo Heinekens 0% beer tastes like it had a barley tea bag dipped into it and was then carbonated.

[09:43:43] Mikoolo I agree, Ice`.

[09:44:02] Mikoolo Grolsch is a better dutch beer than heineken, same type of beer too.

[09:44:12] Mikoolo Ice`, Desperados isn't a beer.

[09:44:17] Mikoolo It's a beer and tequila mix.

[09:45:10] Mikoolo It's a tequila and beer mix, Ice`, Desperados that is.

[09:46:00] Mikoolo I haven't tried it. I should tho. So I can diss ComputerTech even more for how shitty it is without me judging from others opinions about it.

[09:48:12] Mikoolo He's a veteran from the great emu war, Sander.

[09:48:29] Mikoolo No Valware. Death Wish coffee claims it has the highest caffeine content.

[09:49:00] Mikoolo And it only recommends X amounts of cups made from it, Valware. So basically it's coffee for coffee haters that only wants the caffeine from coffee.

[09:49:10] Mikoolo x amounts of cups per day*

[09:50:06] Mikoolo To be fair it wasn't from ComputerTech iirc, h4.

[09:50:17] Mikoolo da

[09:50:49] Mikoolo Thats a bit optimistic, h4.

[09:51:00] Mikoolo Anywhere between 1 day and ten years is more accurate.

[09:52:04] Mikoolo deadly's *

[09:52:23] Mikoolo .t en fr mom

[09:52:39] Mikoolo Deadly's mum is the same as Deadly's maman, Ice`.

[09:52:46] Mikoolo .t en fr deadly mum

[09:52:57] Mikoolo While deadly mum is like that, Ice`, maman mortelle.

[09:53:16] Mikoolo The 's is important, ice.

[09:53:28] Mikoolo Stop eating blubber, eskimo.

[09:53:50] Mikoolo He ate badly made kiviak, Valware.

[09:54:13] Mikoolo .u kiviak

[09:54:18] Mikoolo .u kiviaq

[10:33:20] Mikoolo I was outside.

[10:33:27] Mikoolo I rate it -2/10. Too warm too sunny.

[10:33:45] Mikoolo Indeed, Valware.

[10:36:35] Mikoolo The best one imo, Aussie Lemonade.

[10:37:46] Mikoolo Frogorg I know. But it's an necessary evil or I will get super super tired in 4 hours from now.

[10:38:39] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/XMsMWEB.mp4

[10:39:02] Mikoolo Sleep well, Frogorg.

[10:40:02] Mikoolo Valware did you know that Jamaica Bay ain't in Jamaica?

[10:45:04] Mikoolo esjay: s/let put/put down

[10:47:29] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/AwlGxVcVNNw starts in 6 hours

[10:55:23] Mikoolo Oh yeah I was gonna play spacers choice edition of outer worlds. Performance ain't as horrid as I heard.

[10:55:33] Mikoolo Tho it's like 2? years after that release now.

[11:15:30] Mikoolo Wb froggiest original Frogorg.

[11:20:15] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/1bdYdb2.jpeg

[11:21:30] Mikoolo h4 https://i.imgur.com/QlnQ3UB.jpeg

[12:07:02] Mikoolo Did you see the video we got from your last date, ComputerTech?

[12:10:24] Mikoolo yousei Ice` I found ***oc https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/17cxhme/being_self_aware_is_the_healthiest_way_to_live/

[12:11:56] Mikoolo It was sheet metal, Frogorg.

[12:20:01] Mikoolo Well to US's defence they were at war and Japan refused to surrender, ComputerTech.

[12:20:33] Mikoolo I consider myself as a centric, objective, unbiased, ComputerTech.

[12:21:07] Mikoolo Gotta provide clarifying information when needed, ComputerTech.

[12:23:28] Mikoolo Big oof https://i.imgur.com/PO6HwzH.jpeg

[12:24:44] Mikoolo Horrible.

[12:24:47] Mikoolo Go away.

[12:25:05] Mikoolo GIVE ETERNAL WINTER!

[12:25:16] Mikoolo And enough summer for potatos to grow.

[12:27:15] Mikoolo lol https://i.imgur.com/6DDoHrw.mp4

[12:31:47] Mikoolo 4 hours to the NASA live broadcast for the eclipse in the US.

[12:32:23] Mikoolo Just watch the livestream ComputerTech.

[12:32:34] Mikoolo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MJY_ptQW1o

[12:34:04] Mikoolo I want to go to spain in august 2026. Thats the next time theres a total eclipse in europe.

[12:34:55] Mikoolo On August 12, 2026, a total solar eclipse will occur in Russia, Greenland, and Europe. In Europe, the path of totality will cross over Iceland, Spain, and Portugal.

[12:45:30] Mikoolo He deepthroated ComputerTech, h4.

[12:49:43] Mikoolo @seen anyone that has claimed to have seen ComputerTech's pp

[12:52:41] Mikoolo btw h4, theres 2 german vacations coming up tomorrow.

[12:53:00] Mikoolo Yeah

[12:53:03] Mikoolo Denmark and Norway

[12:56:35] Mikoolo I know the topic for april 10th, h4. Alcoholics Anonymous published their "Big Book" on that day in 1939.

[13:41:24] Mikoolo Fuck you foxy. You made me hungry.

[13:41:28] Mikoolo ;_;

[13:41:38] Mikoolo CRUNCH

[13:43:41] Mikoolo No h4.

[13:45:07] Mikoolo Is that pineapple?

[13:45:25] Mikoolo Looks good tho.

[13:45:46] Mikoolo Don't listen to the onion haters, h4.

[13:45:49] Mikoolo I approve of them.

[13:46:17] Mikoolo Onions is the vegetable version of bacon imo.

[13:46:21] Mikoolo They fit with almost anything.

[13:47:55] Mikoolo h4 https://i.imgur.com/jGhqDlg.gif

[14:19:44] Mikoolo Looks horrible, h4.

[14:22:08] Mikoolo h4 https://i.imgur.com/O2YNkvW.jpeg

[14:26:18] Mikoolo Salvaje you'll love that classic swedish meme I linked up there.

[14:27:17] Mikoolo Wheres the boomer hater, norex?

[14:28:10] Mikoolo Ah, thank you norex.

[14:30:50] Mikoolo It's ok h4.

[14:30:58] Mikoolo I didn't get offended by it, h4.

[14:31:28] Mikoolo I don't pay for white knighting services h4.

[14:31:47] Mikoolo D:

[14:31:56] Mikoolo Ok hIV.

[14:33:06] Mikoolo True, h4.

[14:37:08] Mikoolo $tell wof I got angel on ignore.

[14:37:50] Mikoolo $tell wof tell Syndus to take his meds

[14:39:29] Mikoolo love* babies*

[14:39:50] Mikoolo It's on Salvaje, sudnyS is ESL.

[14:40:00] Mikoolo ok *

[14:40:32] Mikoolo Yeah.

[14:40:55] Mikoolo He was adopted from venezuela by a white couple, h4.

[14:58:38] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/UQuIVsNzqDk This is pretty cool.

[15:05:53] Mikoolo newegg

[15:06:13] Mikoolo I heard it went shit when they adopted an amazon like business model.

[15:57:23] Mikoolo It's for dickpics, Valware.

[16:00:15] Mikoolo lol

[16:00:18] Mikoolo Good joke.

[16:00:37] Mikoolo I bet you don't even know what cobol is, ComputerTech.

[16:02:00] Mikoolo Is that the lenght of the list in A4 sheets about stuff ComputerTech doesn't know, h4?

[16:02:53] Mikoolo h4 is never angry.

[16:03:12] Mikoolo nah

[16:03:58] Mikoolo Valware do you wish to sue ComputerTech for sexual harassment for touching you?

[16:06:05] Mikoolo You have to accept marketing cookies, Valware.

[16:06:40] Mikoolo Thats american fat when they start deposit fat on their foreheads, ComputerTech.

[16:06:48] Mikoolo Regarding your .-. emoji.

[16:07:38] Mikoolo I need to get a new chain for mine.

[16:08:06] Mikoolo oooof

[16:08:24] Mikoolo Bye Frogorg

[16:08:55] Mikoolo Tell me where you met these plus sized models, h4.

[16:09:14] Mikoolo They got mobility scooters in germany? D:

[16:09:39] Mikoolo 50 minutes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MJY_ptQW1o

[16:10:36] Mikoolo Have I greeted you yet today, ComputerTech+

[16:10:37] Mikoolo ?

[16:10:59] Mikoolo Good enough then.

[16:11:00] Mikoolo Hi h4.

[16:11:26] Mikoolo You said "I thnk so?" and thats good enough for me, ComputerTech.

[16:13:04] Mikoolo Thats too nice of a nick for him.

[16:13:09] Mikoolo ComputerTwat is better.

[16:13:31] Mikoolo ComputerWho could be implying he's related to Dr Who considering it's a bri'ish show and he's bri'ish.

[16:13:51] Mikoolo In topic h4?

[16:13:57] Mikoolo Ah

[16:14:13] Mikoolo OH

[16:14:14] Mikoolo MEIN

[16:14:15] Mikoolo GOTH

[16:15:06] Mikoolo ICH KAN SPRECHE SER GUT IMMIGRANTEN DEUTSCH!

[16:24:14] Mikoolo I found my dream job https://i.imgur.com/0sek2tl.mp4

[16:28:05] Mikoolo What wife?

[16:28:57] Mikoolo What are you on about Ice`?

[16:31:26] Mikoolo No.

[16:31:44] Mikoolo The french are too poor to afford having churches, h4.

[16:32:24] Mikoolo They are one step away from becoming an african nation in the middle of europe.

[16:32:37] Mikoolo Thats when they've eaten the last snail or frog.

[16:32:41] Mikoolo And famine starts.

[16:53:35] Mikoolo It's starting soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MJY_ptQW1o

[16:54:26] Mikoolo Theres also this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5j95RUSLd8

[16:55:33] Mikoolo There there.

[16:55:37] Mikoolo Could have been worse.

[16:55:48] Mikoolo You could have burned up your home.

[16:55:53] Mikoolo burned down*

[16:58:30] Mikoolo Here h4

[16:58:40] Mikoolo Problem solved.

[16:59:12] Mikoolo lurker36 is addicted to quit/join like a crayon eating retard.

[16:59:33] Mikoolo He ate the toxic ones, h4.

[17:02:22] Mikoolo The NASA Livestream is ON

[17:04:24] Mikoolo Scroll up Sander. It's there like 10 minutes ago.

[17:05:48] Mikoolo I do.

[17:06:02] Mikoolo You're smart!

[17:07:05] Mikoolo I put them on ignore because I lack the patience to deal with their random randomly randomized jokes that they didn't want to quit doing, Sander.

[17:12:40] Mikoolo .w

[17:13:00] Mikoolo So you walk around in shorts outside now, ComputerTech?

[17:13:29] Mikoolo Short shorts?

[17:13:34] Mikoolo Hot

[17:14:01] Mikoolo Nah, he worked up in the rizon hierarchy, h4. He's a brown noser now.

[17:15:00] Mikoolo I don't think theres any female ircops on rizon.

[17:15:25] Mikoolo Are you watching the eclipse livestream, ComputerTech?

[17:15:42] Mikoolo Somehow I ain't surprised.

[17:15:54] Mikoolo It's a cool af thing.

[17:16:18] Mikoolo Theres a total solar eclipse in spain 2026 in august, h4.

[17:17:25] Mikoolo And where is malaga?

[17:17:35] Mikoolo East spain? west spain?

[17:17:37] Mikoolo Central spain?

[17:17:43] Mikoolo North spain or south spain?

[17:17:46] Mikoolo Along the coast?

[17:17:51] Mikoolo .cc costa del sol

[17:18:14] Mikoolo Do you know where Christianstad is, ComputerTech?

[17:18:41] Mikoolo Move back to ireland then you ungrateful immigrant.

[17:19:02] Mikoolo Is it the same level of spanis as Basil Fawlty, ComputerTech?

[17:19:06] Mikoolo spanish*

[17:19:36] Mikoolo A horrible way to get more awake.

[17:20:24] Mikoolo Imagine ComputerTech's future gf/wife, having to compete with his mum about his attention, h4.

[17:20:53] Mikoolo .yt little britain bitty

[17:21:08] Mikoolo ComputerTech is like the "BITTY!" guy from Little Britain.

[17:21:36] Mikoolo His mum will pay prostitutes to entertain him, Ryu.,

[17:22:28] Mikoolo I would have removed it when he complained about it, if I was you, ComputerTech.

[17:22:56] Mikoolo [19:21:38:994] <+Ryu> asshole

[17:22:56] Mikoolo [19:21:36:571] <+Ryu> fuck, life gets busy and you remove my @

[17:23:01] Mikoolo Sure looks like complaining

[17:23:28] Mikoolo My condolences, h4.

[17:23:40] Mikoolo Fine

[17:25:11] Mikoolo Ok I'll open my window then, h4.

[17:30:33] Mikoolo Difficulty 10: Will ComputerTech ever get laid?

[17:30:35] Mikoolo .d20

[17:30:41] Mikoolo .roll d20

[17:30:45] Mikoolo Whats the cmd, h4?

[17:30:48] Mikoolo A

[17:30:55] Mikoolo That was a close roll.

[17:31:18] Mikoolo What are you on about Ice`?

[17:31:28] Mikoolo Of what?

[17:31:45] Mikoolo I recommend either stop doing drugs or take your meds, Ice`.

[17:35:40] Mikoolo Thats not a telescope.

[17:35:45] Mikoolo So she's spying on her neighbours.

[17:38:08] Mikoolo h4 if we ever meet ComputerTech irl we need to get him to wake up next to a blonde like this https://i.redd.it/nc32azw77lkb1.jpg

[17:40:33] Mikoolo Yes Frogorg.

[17:40:53] Mikoolo Heres the video we're watching together, Frogorg. https://youtu.be/2MJY_ptQW1o

[17:42:24] Mikoolo It's a total eclipse during a period of high solar activity, Frogorg.

[17:43:22] Mikoolo It's will open a gate to the old gods and Cthulhu will awaken from his eternal slumber in Ry'leh, Frogorg.

[17:43:48] Mikoolo R'lyeh*

[17:45:36] Mikoolo Yes.

[17:45:42] Mikoolo It needs more boobs and bikinis.,

[17:47:04] Mikoolo Hope Quetzacoatal shows up, HelderHeid.

[17:47:18] Mikoolo Quetzacoatl *

[17:47:59] Mikoolo They are qatching nascar, h4.

[17:48:03] Mikoolo watching*

[17:49:31] Mikoolo Ok

[17:49:36] Mikoolo Lets make a bet, h4.

[17:49:46] Mikoolo 5€ that they will interview atleast 1 football player.

[17:49:53] Mikoolo Between you and me only, h4.

[17:50:33] Mikoolo Remember their bathtubs are 5 times larger than european bathtubs.

[17:51:53] Mikoolo Tie them to a chair and make them watch the eclipse without eye protection, esjay.

[17:53:24] Mikoolo Fensta, remember. Theres people dumb enough to do that.

[17:54:34] Mikoolo I want to go to spain in 2026 and watch the total eclipse.

[17:54:47] Mikoolo No

[17:54:52] Mikoolo I don't gravitate towards them, h4.

[17:55:48] Mikoolo Why is the general surgeon talking?

[17:56:09] Mikoolo He doesn't have any stars on his shoulders.

[17:56:12] Mikoolo He can't be a general

[17:56:31] Mikoolo Thats the barcode for his suit.

[17:56:43] Mikoolo I dont' have a US barcode scanner.

[17:57:08] Mikoolo DAMN

[17:57:16] Mikoolo We should have bet about celebrities showing up.

[17:57:40] Mikoolo Scarlett Johanson makes me sad due to her breast reduction :(

[17:57:57] Mikoolo She had a breast reduction years ago.

[17:58:16] Mikoolo No idea.

[17:58:23] Mikoolo Never cared about that. Just sad she had one.

[17:58:45] Mikoolo Tits.

[17:59:11] Mikoolo h4: s/tits/twats

[18:02:09] Mikoolo He looks creepy.

[18:02:39] Mikoolo puke died

[18:02:50] Mikoolo First victim of the solar eclipse.

[18:07:16] Mikoolo I kinda wanna play some game right now, h4. So I get your point.

[18:07:24] Mikoolo It's also quite boring.

[18:07:43] Mikoolo Hello foxy.

[18:08:09] Mikoolo link to this foxy ? https://youtu.be/2MJY_ptQW1o

[18:08:56] Mikoolo Connect through your phone and put on waterproof earbuds and have a jerkoff while pooping then showering, h4.

[18:09:23] Mikoolo Wank louder into the microphone.

[18:12:11] Mikoolo ComputerTech you fucking cunt. Foxy demands your presence.

[18:12:37] Mikoolo Or we will depart this channel enmasse ComputerTech ! I lied about this part.

[18:12:57] Mikoolo .k Ice` not cool

[19:10:17] Mikoolo I don't think ComputerTech appreciates us, Frogorg.

[19:11:00] Mikoolo Imagine if we meet up irl and we've not gotten to know each other yet. We'd all just sit there all awkward and say stuff like "Nice weather we have here!" while it's pouring down outside.

[19:11:21] Mikoolo True, h4.

[19:11:32] Mikoolo She's a fine piece of back side.

[19:12:11] Mikoolo It's kind of a idiom/saying, h4.

[19:12:17] Mikoolo But I made it less rude.

[19:30:06] Mikoolo We're talking about how pretty and strong you are in jitsi, ComputerTech.

[19:31:31] Mikoolo No

[19:31:37] Mikoolo He's here with us.

[19:44:17] Mikoolo ^5 Peorth

[20:01:00] Mikoolo 5 Minutes Have Passed Now, Monsieur ComputerTech.

[20:17:16] Mikoolo Frogorg can you type the beer name? I heard Ludix Keipa.

[20:17:42] Mikoolo .k h4 test

[20:22:46] Mikoolo ComputerTech doesn't appreciate us.

[20:22:58] Mikoolo He's like "Fucking cunts can go fuck themselves." right now.

[20:23:14] Mikoolo OH LOOK COMPUTERTECH! SOMEONE IS SHOWING OFF THEIR MOOBS!

[20:23:22] Mikoolo WAIT! YOU CAN'T! YOU'RE NOT WITH US!

[20:24:10] Mikoolo Let your step-dad h4 meet his second wife, ComputerTech.

[20:25:46] Mikoolo ComputerTech, you've been with them all day long. Tell em "I'M FUCKING OFF! THIS SWEDISH CUNT DOESN'T STOP BOTHERING ME SO TA-TA!"

[20:26:27] Mikoolo And the next excuse would be "I'm too drunk to chat now."

[20:27:06] Mikoolo Thats a weird way to masturbate.

[20:27:17] Mikoolo A mirror is cheaper, ComputerTech.

[20:27:45] Mikoolo I heard you know why, ComputerTech.

[20:32:44] Mikoolo .yt SNL Irish Dating Show

[20:34:08] Mikoolo https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mommasboy_8550.png

[20:54:02] Mikoolo Don't be mean to sur, ComputerTech.

[21:46:12] Mikoolo Was it irc.ski.net ski?

[21:49:44] Mikoolo 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨 /!\ I CARE! /!\ 🚨 WEE WOO 🚨

[21:51:12] Mikoolo foxy h4 badbarbie heres a cool solar eclipe video https://i.imgur.com/G0dDUkz.mp4

[21:53:15] Mikoolo Bed time! before midnight!

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